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00:00The 5th Entertainment Award!
00:08These are the people who brought us this award.
00:11Nice to meet you.
00:18After about 5 months of self-restraint, Fujimon has returned to variety.
00:24It was a bit short.
00:29However...
00:30I can't think of any words.
00:33In order to regain his strength, he needs to take care of his body first.
00:39I need to be active.
00:40I see.
00:41I need to train my body.
00:42For my brain.
00:43How should I put it?
00:44How should I put it?
00:46How should I put it?
00:47How should I put it?
00:48I can't think of anything.
00:49I can't think of anything.
00:51He can't think of anything.
00:53The result is a setback.
00:55Why is that?
00:56You too!
00:57This is your fault!
00:59I know it very well!
01:00You know it!
01:01I'm sorry.
01:02Thank you!
01:03Tonight is the second half.
01:06Will it be a revenge?
01:07Fujimon is determined to win.
01:11Here it is.
01:147,700 yen.
01:15Who is this?
01:17This is...
01:18Ah!
01:19Ah, Fujimon.
01:21It's me.
01:22You should eat more vegetables.
01:24I'm eating.
01:26Eat this.
01:28I'm 53 years old.
01:30I'm single.
01:31It's Fujimon.
01:32I have a new girlfriend.
01:36You already have a girlfriend?
01:38No, I bought a bath towel for my new girlfriend.
01:42I also bought a hair tie for her.
01:46What is that?
01:47What is that?
01:48Is that a fake one?
01:49It's a fake one.
01:50If she comes to my house, I will come to her house.
01:53I won't buy a cute room wear.
01:56I will buy a man's T-shirt and short-sleeved T-shirt.
02:00When she comes to my house, I will tell her to wear this T-shirt.
02:06I don't usually wear this T-shirt.
02:08I see.
02:09When she wears a T-shirt that is not fashionable,
02:15I will be excited.
02:18Look at his face.
02:20Why do you make such a face?
02:23I don't buy a T-shirt for my girlfriend.
02:27Half a year ago, I got a fortune-telling.
02:32There is a comedian in Yoshimoto.
02:34He is good at fortune-telling.
02:36His name is Yuta.
02:38His grandmother is in Okinawa.
02:41His father is in Okinawa.
02:43So he is good at fortune-telling.
02:45He told me to do a fortune-telling.
02:48He told me that I could have a girlfriend in September.
02:52So I thought I could have a girlfriend.
02:56But it's already October.
02:58It's mid-September.
02:59I thought I could have a girlfriend in September.
03:01But I didn't have a girlfriend.
03:04I didn't have a girlfriend.
03:05How do you deal with this situation?
03:09When I go to a man's house,
03:11I should wear a T-shirt that is not fashionable.
03:16There is no point in wearing a T-shirt that is not fashionable.
03:19Fujimon, your T-shirt is cute.
03:21You should wear the T-shirt you wore yesterday.
03:27How do you deal with this situation?
03:29You should wear a bath towel.
03:30You should wear a bath towel after you have a girlfriend.
03:32It's too late.
03:34If I wear a bath towel first,
03:36I will do my best.
03:38I've been divorced many times.
03:41It doesn't matter.
03:42You've been divorced once, right?
03:44I've been divorced many times.
03:47I understand that you are in pain.
03:50I understand that you are in pain.
03:55I had a girlfriend before that.
03:59I was depressed because I was dumped.
04:02You can't have a girlfriend after you have a wife.
04:05I'm a person who has a lot of experience.
04:07I'm a person who has a lot of experience.
04:12I had a girlfriend after 5 years.
04:14I was dumped by my girlfriend.
04:16I was afraid of my girlfriend.
04:17I was depressed.
04:18I was dumped.
04:19I saw an article on the Internet.
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11:20It's hard to say I don't know, but everyone loves Japan, right?
11:30I'm proud to be Japanese.
11:35There are foreigners who don't know where to buy a ticket at the station.
11:41If there is such a person, I will definitely talk to him.
11:44I will talk to him and buy him a ticket.
11:47When I go back to my country, I will say that Japan is amazing.
11:53I will talk to him and be kind to him.
11:56I do it because I want people to think that Japanese people are amazing.
12:00The other day, I got a TMC ticket from my house.
12:03When I got on the train to Soshigaya Okura, a foreign couple was doing this.
12:10I bought him a ticket and gave it to him.
12:13He said thank you.
12:15I thought he did a good job today.
12:18I got on the train and arrived at Soshigaya Okura station.
12:21My grandmother was wearing a backpack.
12:26She was doing this on the pillar.
12:28Her backpack was on the pillar.
12:32It seems difficult to stand up.
12:34That's right.
12:35Speak as it is.
12:36Why?
12:39It was interesting.
12:41Her backpack was on the pillar.
12:45It was a hot day.
12:47She was sweating a lot.
12:49I asked her if she was okay.
12:51She said, are you okay?
12:53She said, I'm just resting, so go away.
12:55What?
12:58She is pitiful.
13:00I asked her one more time, are you okay?
13:02She said, I'm really okay.
13:04She said, go away.
13:07After that, I had to go to work.
13:09I was in a bad mood.
13:11I drank two energy drinks.
13:14I managed to go to work.
13:17Can you give me that energy drink?
13:19Okay, let's go.
13:21Okay, let's go.
13:23The address of this restaurant is A3.
13:25Why?
13:28It's 430 yen.
13:30It's cheap.
13:31I drank it to cheer up.
13:33That's right.
13:34It's a drink.
13:35Did you do a good job?
13:36I did a good job.
13:37Really?
13:38Yes.
13:39Really?
13:40Yes.
13:41I've never heard you say that.
13:43I said, are you okay?
13:45Are you okay?
13:46I said, are you okay?
13:48Talk to me.
13:50Why do I have to talk here?
13:52Everyone is talking from here.
13:54It's in the way.
13:55That's right.
13:56Why are you talking from a distance?
13:57As a Japanese, I'm proud.
13:59What is this?
14:01I'm kind.
14:03Sit down and talk.
14:04I'm kind.
14:05As a Japanese, I'm kind.
14:08Why are you sitting there?
14:10Because I talked like this.
14:12Who?
14:13Takano.
14:14No.
14:15No.
14:16Next, Daigo.
14:18I thought I could do something.
14:20I thought I was saved.
14:23Next, Daigo.
14:25Please choose your receipt.
14:272,900 yen.
14:29Who?
14:30It's me.
14:31Tsuchiya.
14:32This is a receipt from the cushion company that protects me from the pain in my butt.
14:39Occupational disease.
14:40After this, the doctor's specialty, the world's rare occupational disease.
14:46What?
14:47I'm going to write my name on the receipt.
14:51I don't want to do a pin joke in front of the R1 Grand Prix.
14:56The doctor's specialty, the world's rare occupational disease.
15:02This is a receipt from the cushion company that protects me from the pain in my butt.
15:09Occupational disease.
15:11I do a radio show from Monday to Saturday.
15:16I do it five days a week.
15:19I do it for 15 and a half hours a week.
15:21That's a lot.
15:2215 and a half hours a week.
15:24I checked with Mukai, a fan.
15:26He is the longest entertainer in terms of time.
15:30He sits down all the time.
15:32I started drawing recently.
15:36I started going to a drawing school.
15:38I used to draw as a hobby.
15:41You are good at drawing horses.
15:43I learned oil painting.
15:46I want to be more realistic.
15:49Super realistic?
15:50Can you do that?
15:52This is what I drew first.
15:55That's amazing.
15:56This is what I personally drew.
15:59You are good at drawing shirts.
16:02This is what I drew for about 100 hours.
16:05100 hours?
16:06I think you should quit the radio show.
16:08This is amazing.
16:09I do both radio and manzai.
16:11I'm addicted to it.
16:13This looks like a work of art.
16:15This is like art.
16:17This is good.
16:18It's good to draw a lot of entertainers.
16:22Other artists don't do that.
16:25I sit down and draw.
16:27I sit down all the time.
16:30I peeled off the skin of my butt.
16:33What?
16:34If you look closely, the part that was peeled off was the anus.
16:41What?
16:42That's why I became the first human to peel off the skin.
16:46There is a different word for it.
16:48I became the first human to peel off the skin.
16:50Can't you peel off the anus?
16:52There is a skin on the anus.
16:54I see.
16:55I can't understand what you're saying.
16:56Can you draw the anus?
16:59I want to see it in the picture.
17:00I put this on the radio station, house, and school.
17:08If I don't have this, I can't sit down.
17:14This is to protect the anus.
17:21Mr. Daigo, please make a decision.
17:26I choose SHO.
17:27Why?
17:30I want to draw a picture of an entertainer who lived in the same era as me.
17:38I see.
17:39I think it will be amazing someday.
17:41That's right.
17:42I want to draw a picture of a variety of entertainers.
17:45I want to draw a picture of a variety of MUKEJI.
17:47There is only one MUKEJI.
17:49I want to draw a picture of SHOZO and MUKEJI.
17:50I want to draw both of them.
17:52I choose this.
17:54226 yen.
17:55I choose ZERI.
17:56Who is this?
17:57I choose this.
17:58I am BKB.
17:59When I was broadcasting a show race, I was frustrated and I couldn't eat anything.
18:09Instead of lunch, I chose ZERI.
18:14Are you still frustrated?
18:16BKB talks about the behind-the-scenes of the show race.
18:23I don't think many people know this.
18:27Most of the comedy show races in Japan are hosted by me.
18:38M1 is 10 years old.
18:39KING OF GOMO is 9 years old.
18:41ZA W is about 3 years old.
18:43That's amazing.
18:44It's almost 10 years old.
18:45However, it is not broadcast on TV at all.
18:48I don't know if you are watching this.
18:50However, when the top batter hits, I feel like I'm number zero.
18:56I'm proud of it.
18:57That's right.
18:58It has changed a lot from the old M1.
19:00It is thanks to BKB that the comedy show race is successful.
19:06When I go, I get a lot of motivation.
19:10I'm glad I did my best that day.
19:12I will do my best from now on.
19:14However, I don't participate in the R1 show.
19:17I don't participate in the PING show.
19:20For example, it's not good to have the same topic.
19:22I participated in the final 10 years ago.
19:26This year, more than 5,000 people participated in the R1 show.
19:32I made it to the semifinals.
19:35I participated in the semi-final with about 30 people.
19:37I lost.
19:39It's amazing that you made it to the semifinals.
19:40However, I participated in the final 10 years ago.
19:44I thought I would watch the final show on TV.
19:49On the day of the final show, my manager called me in the afternoon.
19:53He asked me if I had a day off.
19:55I said yes.
19:56He asked me if I could go to the R1 show.
19:59Is it urgent?
20:01After this, he went to the backstage of the sad R1 show.
20:05However,
20:07I have the courage to stand on the stage of the final show.
20:13I had a special talk that I had never heard in the second half of the show.
20:21I tried to lock the door.
20:23I tried to make it look normal.
20:26I came to China today.
20:29This is Chorisugo.
20:31I want to see this episode again on Fever.
20:34Don't forget to subscribe to Fever.
20:39He lost the semi-final at the R1 Grand Prix.
20:43Then, he got a call on the day of the final show.
20:47I thought I would watch the final show on TV.
20:52On the day of the final show, my manager called me in the afternoon.
20:57He asked me if I had a day off.
20:59I said yes.
21:00He asked me if I could go to the R1 show.
21:03Is it urgent?
21:04It's strange.
21:06I was so close to winning the semi-final.
21:09I was so close to losing the semi-final.
21:13But he asked me to go to the R1 show.
21:16The reason was that I was supposed to go to the R1 show.
21:20You couldn't go to the R1 show.
21:22If I was in trouble, I would go to the R1 show.
21:26I was so frustrated at that time.
21:30But I was proud to be invited to the R1 show.
21:33I understood.
21:35If I couldn't go to the R1 show, I would be punished.
21:38You told yourself.
21:40If I could win the R1 show, I would go to the R1 show.
21:46I would go to the R1 show.
21:49I would stand on the stage of the R1 show.
21:53I want you to have the courage to go to the R1 show.
22:00I'm looking for a word to end this show.
22:07We had a special talk in the second half of the show.
22:12We didn't talk much.
22:15We heard it from a comedian.
22:19I was angry.
22:21I was confident that I could win the R1 show.
22:26But I understand.
22:28I don't want you to make fun of me in front of the R1 show.
22:33I'm not here to criticize the R1 show.
22:36Please don't do that.
22:38What are you talking about?
22:40I'm going to participate in the R1 show next year.
22:43What are you talking about?
22:45What do you want to say?
22:47BKB, tell me what you want to say.
22:53I'm going to participate in the R1 show next year.
23:00BKB!
23:02Applause!
23:05Give it back.
23:10I'm going to participate in the R1 show next year.
23:15He said what everyone wanted to say.
23:19What are you doing?
23:21You should say something different.
23:24You should say something different.
23:28I learned a lot.