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(Episode aired on December 05, 2003)
(Episode aired on December 05, 2003)
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00:00GMA Kili TV na!
00:08Hey, don't shout!
00:10Don't shout!
00:12It's really good, Jago.
00:18Surprise!
00:22Oh my gosh! You really surprised me!
00:24I'm so surprised!
00:26I didn't expect this!
00:28Sweetheart, I didn't expect this!
00:32Sweetheart, what happened to you that you got surprised?
00:34You planned this.
00:36You told me that I invited them, right?
00:38That's why you got surprised.
00:40I love you.
00:42That's okay. Just be friends.
00:44Surprise!
00:56Surprise!
00:58Happy birthday!
01:00Why don't you seem happy?
01:02Didn't you get surprised at the birthday party
01:04that we prepared for you?
01:06How can I get surprised?
01:08He's been doing this for years.
01:10Do something else!
01:14Surprise!
01:22Surprise!
01:24Surprise!
01:32Surprise!
01:34Whoa!
01:35Yay!
01:36Oh, no.
01:37Oh, no.
01:38Oh, no.
01:39Oh, oh.
01:40Oh, oh.
01:41Oh, no.
01:45Baby, happy birthday.
01:49Happy birthday.
01:53Surprise!
01:56Ah!
01:57Ha ha ha.
01:59Ha ha ha.
02:01Ha ha ha.
02:02Surprise!
02:03Wait a minute, Money, why are you here?
02:06You told your boss to drive you.
02:09Sir has a surprise party today, where is he?
02:13Ma'am, he asked me to come ahead because he has a surprise party.
02:17I told you, he's busy.
02:19Why are you surprised?
02:20Why are you surprised?
02:21You told your boss that you have a surprise party.
02:24I asked you to come first, Ma'am, because he has a surprise party.
02:30Surprise!
02:31Surprise!
02:32Sweetheart, why are you wearing a girl's clothes?
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03:12Karla Grasa?
03:19Joey, why do you always call me Karla Grasa?
03:25How can I not call you Karla Grasa? That's your real name.
03:29And I even have our childhood ID. Karla Grasa! Karla Grasa! Karla Grasa! Karla Grasa!
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06:30That was a rhetorical question and does not require an answer.
07:01You were the one who taught me because you became my professor at the UFY College of Law.
07:06Oh, that's right.
07:07You're very good, Senator Pangquilan.
07:09Very, very good.
07:10You are very good indeed, Senator.
07:15Senator Sentido, it looks like Senator Pangquilan has won.
07:18And now, let's go to the heart of Belchonco for the winning candidate, Bel Hasok.
07:24Good evening, Anoha.
07:27This is your candidate, Belchonco.
07:30A shocking news blackout was witnessed by Malacanacanyang in Media Kamakayan
07:36up to the news of things that are celibate, Anoha.
07:41For the latest news, here is our reporter, Miki Pulido.
07:46Miki, come in, Anoha.
07:49Thank you, Mel.
07:50Mel, the news blackout of Malacanacanyang was shocking.
07:55In fact, we can't see or receive any news right now.
07:59And we can't see anything.
08:01The press corps of Malacanacanyang blocked the electricity.
08:05It's like November 1.
08:06We can't see anything right now.
08:08I just experienced this blackout.
08:11Oh, there's electricity.
08:13Back to you, Bel.
08:16It's good that the issue of the blackout was clarified, Anoha.
08:21And now, let's go to the instigator of the country, Michael Riquez.
08:28Thank you very much, Bel.
08:34Can you see that the wind is getting colder?
08:36Well, the reason is that it's already December.
08:39Okay, it's already December.
08:41That's why we're wearing thick clothes and long sleeves
08:45so that you won't get cold.
08:46And if you're sweating because of your thick clothes,
08:48just remember the saying,
08:50if you want to be beautiful, you have to endure.
08:53You should always remember that.
08:56Let's go to our showbiz chakaminit, Papaya Paso.
09:01Chakaminit!
09:03Thank you, Mike.
09:06Welcome to Showbiz Chakaminit.
09:09Did you know that this sexy actress is very angry?
09:13This is the model, Francine Prieto.
09:17When she saw the bold and daring pictures of her in the Philippines,
09:22she wanted to go abroad to Korea.
09:27I don't have enough money to show here in the Philippines
09:31the pictures that I was given in Korea.
09:34As an endorser of a cellphone company there,
09:38I was able to see everything.
09:41Even the things that I was hiding behind my back.
09:44It's too much.
09:47It's too much.
09:52It's like she surrounded me there.
09:56Back to you, Mike.
09:59Thank you very much, Papaya.
10:02Excuse me, ma'am.
10:04I'm Michael Ricketts.
10:06I didn't see anything.
10:08I didn't see anything.
10:10I'm Del Chonco.
10:12I brought you the real Peruvian.
10:15Thank you very much for coming.
10:19I'm Papaya Guano.
10:21I brought you the real Kilikiling.
10:24We also sleep for four hours
10:27We also sleep for four hours
10:30because we also sleep after we change our clothes.
10:36What's up with your appearance, Mia?
10:38What's up?
10:39It's files.
10:41Today is the birthday of my cousin.
10:43Yes.
10:44Hey, okay.
10:46Just a moment.
10:47Okay.
10:52Surprise!
10:55I was so surprised.
10:57Were you surprised when you turned on the lights?
10:59We were all here.
11:00No.
11:01Where were you surprised?
11:03When I turned on the lights, it suddenly turned on.
11:05I haven't had electricity for two months.
11:08I was so surprised.
11:15Hey, hey.
11:16Yes.
11:17Give me that.
11:25Surprise!
11:28Happy birthday to you.
11:31Happy birthday to you.
11:34Happy birthday to you.
11:38You surprised me.
11:40But wait, my birthday is still in March.
11:43Not yet.
11:44We have a party at home.
11:48Joy to the world.
11:52And now, our guest,
11:55the controversial group,
11:57they call themselves,
11:59The Badmintons.
12:00How are you?
12:02I'm fine.
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12:34Carla Gras.
12:35Joey, you're so funny.
12:38I still remember your name when we were kids.
12:42When we met, you called me Carla Grasa.
12:45Do you still remember why you called me Carla Grasa?
12:49I don't remember anymore.
12:50Why?
12:51Because when we met,
12:53you asked me to be called Grasa.
12:55Like this.
12:56Like this.
12:57You asked me to be called Grasa.
13:01Let's quit.
13:02Joey Grasa.
13:04Joey Grasa.
13:06Feel fresh, cool and beautiful with fonts refreshing wash.
13:10From Uni River.
13:20This is what a man looks like when he's trying to be cute
13:23while being laughed at
13:25when he's suddenly able to blow bubbles.
13:50He's here.
14:00Surprise!
14:02Surprise!
14:18This is so weird.
14:19It's just once in a while that he celebrates his birthday.
14:21But he forgets everything.
14:23He doesn't even remember my wife and even one of my friends.
14:26So weird.
14:28Excuse me!
14:29Sir!
14:32Surprise!
14:33Surprise!
14:34Surprise!
14:36Surprise!
14:37Sweetheart.
14:39We're sorry.
14:40We wanted to surprise you on your birthday.
14:43Happy birthday!
14:44Yeah.
14:45Happy birthday.
14:46We thought we forgot.
14:47We know.
14:48Happy birthday.
14:50Wish you all the best.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Happy birthday.
15:00This is very weird.
15:01They will be very surprised
15:03because when they arrive their house,
15:04they will no longer have anything to put in there.
15:08Surprise!
15:09Happy Birthday!
15:10Happy Birthday!
15:11Hold on.
15:13These are just thieves.
15:15That's right.
15:16But it's okay, since it's my birthday too.
15:18Thanks.
15:19Happy birthday.
15:20Happy birthday.
15:22That's what I'm talking about.
15:33It's my birthday, and you don't even remember me.
15:37It's my birthday, and you don't even greet me.
15:40I should be the one to die.
15:44It's a good thing I only drank lasso.
15:47I'll just drink this.
15:50Happy birthday to you!
15:56Surprise!
15:58Surprise!
16:00We almost forgot your birthday.
16:02See? He's the one who's surprised.
16:06Are you surprised?
16:08I don't know how to speak properly.
16:12Where?
16:14Where?
16:15Where?
16:17Let's do a speech of sadness.
16:31Surprise!
16:34Hey, I was surprised.
16:37Really?
16:38Didn't you expect us to surprise you here in your house?
16:40No, this is not my house.
16:42I live on the other side.
16:44You're crazy.
16:46You're crazy!
16:49Celebrities,
16:51Ibrigas,
16:51Away,
16:52Salpok,
16:52Starpok.
16:56Good day to our viewers.
17:00We're here again in Starpok,
17:02where we invite people to come out
17:07to show their sadness, anger, and other things
17:11to their rivals.
17:12And now, our guest is a controversial group
17:17called Dabading.
17:20How are you?
17:23We're good.
17:24We're in the showbiz.
17:27We're full of intrigue.
17:30You know, in the showbiz.
17:32Oh my, do you know that you're very popular now?
17:35What are your names?
17:38Of course, I'm Codette Punasan.
17:41Hello.
17:42Hi.
17:44I'm Cat.
17:46Cat Lipusa.
17:48And I'm the one who started the fight,
17:51Pachin Palomino.
17:54I'll tell you why you started the fight later.
17:56Yes.
17:57But before that, I remember
18:00maybe last week or last last week,
18:03you had a problem.
18:05You had a fight because
18:07if I'm not mistaken, you had a photoshoot in Manila
18:09and you were naked and you showed your boobs.
18:13Oh my, you know, to be honest,
18:16we didn't see any reason.
18:18We didn't see any bad reason for what we did
18:21because maybe they noticed us first
18:24because they're the only ones who are malicious.
18:26Yes.
18:27And besides, we're also bad,
18:29so there's nothing bad about it.
18:31It's just art.
18:33I don't want a big deal.
18:34Very, very art.
18:36You know, the problem is
18:37it's so hard because of our beauties.
18:40Yes.
18:41I think they forget that everything is lost in their minds
18:44that you're not a real woman.
18:46And I think, you know,
18:48maybe Mayor Appian planned it.
18:50Yes.
18:51That's why he demanded.
18:52That's right.
18:53I'm sure.
18:54Mayor, we'll get your panig, okay?
18:57Ready and open.
18:59If you have something to say, say it.
19:01But before that, I'll also ask you
19:04because you had a new problem.
19:06What did you do?
19:07The other group is your enemy,
19:10the Baba Hot Babes.
19:12Yes, just like I said,
19:13I'm from Awa,
19:15I don't like Pancin,
19:16I don't like the shampoo Pancin.
19:18Those Baba Hot Babes.
19:20They're so ugly.
19:22Ugly?
19:23Yes, ugly.
19:24They think we listened to them,
19:26but we didn't.
19:28And you know,
19:29we can't avoid it because
19:31Pancin,
19:33they think because
19:34Pancin,
19:35is for Baba.
19:36Right?
19:37Pancin is for Baba.
19:39And you know,
19:40those Baba Hot Babes,
19:43I think that's why they're
19:45insulting us.
19:47Is that so?
19:49Well, you know,
19:50we want to end this,
19:52that's why we invited
19:54the Baba Hot Babes.
19:56That's right.
19:57And you're all married now.
19:59Yes, now.
20:01Now you're here.
20:02What will you say?
20:03I don't know who's prettier than us.
20:05What?
20:06I don't know who's prettier than us.
20:07What?
20:08What will you say?
20:10And this is not true,
20:11we look down on you.
20:13Yes, we're not like that.
20:14The truth is,
20:16we only look down on you.
20:17You think you're sexy?
20:19You think you're sexy?
20:20If you wear those clothes,
20:22your clothes will be ruined
20:23because you look down on us
20:25because your clothes are plunging.
20:26That's not pretty.
20:28That's embarrassing.
20:29What will you say to that,
20:31Baba Hot Babes?
20:33What's hurting you?
20:34What's hurting you?
20:36What did you say?
20:37Say it again.
20:39What will you say to that,
20:40Baba Hot Babes?
20:42What will you say to that,
20:43Baba Hot Babes?
20:45You think you're sexy?
20:46Let's end this.
20:48Wait, wait.
20:49I recognize this face.
20:51It looks like your relative.
20:53No, it's not.
20:54What will you say?
20:56Let's fight.
20:57Let's fight.
20:59Let's fight.
21:01Friends,
21:02they're fighting over there.
21:04We'll stop here.
21:06We're not going back.
21:08We're going to the tower.
21:10Water!
21:23We have to fix this.
21:24It's a mess.
21:26Let's help.
21:27They have trash here.
21:28They have trash here.
21:36Thank you for your trash!
21:59So you feel beautifully refreshed.
22:08Carla Gras.
22:10Joey,
22:12stop being jealous of me.
22:13At least I look oily.
22:15That's why I'm called Carla Grasa.
22:16And your husband,
22:18his whole body is fat.
22:20Hi, love.
22:22Hi, Carla.
22:27Feel fresh.
22:28Cool and beautiful with Fonz.
22:30Refreshing wash.
22:31From Uni River.
22:49This is what a woman looks like on her honeymoon
22:52when she first saw a naked man
22:54in front of her mistress.
22:55And she was a bit disappointed.
23:26Marilaouine
23:30Life, life, life
23:31Swim, swim, swim, swim
23:34Marilaouine
23:38Life, life, life
23:39Swim, swim, swim, swim
23:44Marilaouine
23:49Marilaouine
23:54That's me.
24:14Aha!
24:16You're the one who keeps throwing trash here.
24:20So look.
24:22Look what happened.
24:23Because you want to make fun of us,
24:26you have no shame.
24:27Why are you blaming me for that?
24:30The people who are jealous of you
24:32are everywhere.
24:35What?
24:37Just like the birds,
24:39where do they go?
24:40Wait, wait.
24:42Don't fight with him.
24:43His wife is not here yet.
24:46I'll help you.
24:49And why are you helping him?
24:51Wait.
24:52No, she's a mermaid.
24:54She's not a housemaid.
24:55Look, I have a good feeling about Dolphina.
24:58Hey, hey, you're one more.
25:00You're pitiful, Dolphina.
25:02You're happy when you see a big bird.
25:05Wait, Marlaouine.
25:07I'm here.
25:09How's everything?
25:11Everything's fine.
25:12Everything's fine.
25:14I'm flying.
25:15My God.
25:17Bad news.
25:18I still can't find Inalaouine.
25:21It's okay.
25:23At least,
25:25I'm happy because
25:27you're here.
25:30Dolphina.
25:32Hey, get your hands off me.
25:33You like to spread rumors.
25:35Don't touch me.
25:36You like to spread rubbish.
25:38You like to spread rumors.
25:39I know you.
25:41I promise.
25:42I know you.
25:44Wait, don't fight with him.
25:46We have to fix this.
25:48We're spreading this.
25:49We have to help each other.
25:51But they have trash here.
25:59Thank you for your trash.
26:01I found you.
26:03Wait, wait, wait.
26:05What are you doing here?
26:07Who else?
26:08Nini and Zee.
26:10I know who your target is.
26:12They're your target, right?
26:14Not only them,
26:15you can find Shokui
26:16in your house.
26:18Even if it's salty,
26:19even if it's delicious,
26:21it's balanced.
26:22Zee.
26:24There.
26:25Because of your trash,
26:27there's trash here.
26:28Zee.
26:30Zee.
26:31Zee.
26:33Zee.
26:34Zee.
26:36Zee.
26:37Zee.
26:39Zee.
26:40Zee.
26:42Zee.
26:43Zee.
26:45Zee.
26:47Zee.
26:49Zee.
26:51Zee.
26:53Zee.
26:54Zee.
26:56Zee.
26:57Zee.
27:01Why is he screaming?
27:04Because of your trash.
27:07They're threatening us.
27:09Now you're being tortured by Zee.
27:12Zee.
27:14Do something!
27:15We're all going to get sick!
27:17Wait a minute!
27:19This is all our problem!
27:21Let's help each other.
27:23I know who we're going to face.
27:25Who?
27:27Marilawin.
27:29Me again?
27:31Son, you're half a bird and half a fish.
27:35That means I'm his representative?
27:37Correct.
27:39I'm getting tense.
27:41Can I have a manicure?
27:43That's a lifestyle.
27:45I'm too tense.
27:47Let's fight.
27:49I'll give you three seconds.
27:51One.
27:53Two.
27:55Three.
28:05Have you forgotten?
28:07You can't smoke.
28:09You'll die from smoking.
28:11Why didn't I think of that?
28:13How can you think? You're stupid.
28:15Long live Marilawin!
28:17Hurray!
28:19I'll give you a ding.
28:21You're a ding.
28:23You're our ding.
28:25Wait.
28:27I have a message for all of you.
28:29Can you think of a solution next time?
28:31You're all half a bird and half a fish.
28:33Next episode,
28:35you'll solve the problem, okay?
28:37Okay?
28:39Wait.
28:41Wait, son.
28:43I'm leaving.
28:47You're making a mess here
28:49because of me.
28:57Dolquina,
28:59you're mistaken.
29:03I'm leaving.
29:05Bye.
29:07Wait a minute.
29:09Can I kiss you before you leave?
29:11Wait.
29:13I have to go somewhere.
29:15Remember,
29:17let's make a wish.
29:19Okay.
29:21But before you leave,
29:23can I
29:25kiss you?
29:27Okay.
29:29I want to kiss you.
29:31Just for a month.
29:33Kiss me.
29:35Kiss me.
29:37Kiss me.
29:39Kiss me.
29:41Bye.
29:43Kiss me.
29:45Bye.
29:49Goodbye.
29:51Let's make a wish.
29:53Bye.
29:55Let's make a wish.
30:05Carla Gra.
30:07Carla Gra.
30:09Joey!
30:11Carla Gra.
30:13Get cool and fresh again
30:15with FONT's refreshing wash
30:17with menthol beads
30:19that control oil production
30:21and leave your face cool
30:23so you feel beautifully refreshed.
30:31Carla Gra.
30:33Carla, you're calling me Carla
30:35Gra, again, huh?
30:37Don't you have anything better
30:39not to call me Carla Gra?
30:41Do you not know how to call me Carla Gra?
30:45I know one.
30:47Carla Gra
30:49Gra.
30:51Carla Gra
30:53Gra.
30:55Carla Gra.
30:57Carla Gra.
30:59Carla Gra.
31:01Feel fresh, cool and beautiful with Fawn's Refreshing Wash from UniRiver.
31:08Just do it with a bubblegum.
31:11You can do it with a bubblegum.
31:15You can do it with a bubblegum.
31:28This is what a man looks like when he's in bed with his baby.
31:46That's delicious.
31:48That's delicious.
31:49Let me have one.
31:51Wait a minute.
31:53When will our new outlet open?
31:56Sir, November 19.
31:57November 19, where is this?
31:59At Ali Mall.
32:00At Ali Mall.
32:01Where else?
32:02At November 26.
32:04Where is that?
32:05South Mall.
32:06South Mall, November 26.
32:08Remember that.
32:09November 19, Ali Mall, November 26, South Mall.
32:15Tipsahoy, my friends.
32:16Good evening to you.
32:18We're here again for our weird tips.
32:23And our topic today is very important.
32:27These are the safety tips.
32:30Things that we should avoid so that it won't happen to us.
32:35Things that we don't want to happen to us.
32:37First, for our kids.
32:40Listen carefully.
32:42Don't be rude to your mom when your parents are fighting.
32:48Why?
32:49Watch this.
32:54You shouldn't be rude to your mom because your mom won't be able to avoid hitting you while they're fighting.
33:02What will happen is that you'll get slapped when she doesn't know that you're the only one who will get hurt.
33:10Second, my friends.
33:11When you're going to the bathroom and a barber is talking to you,
33:16don't answer the question, yes or no.
33:31Do you easily get hurt?
33:33No.
33:40Yes.
33:41Ouch.
33:43It's so delicious.
33:45Here's another tip, my friends.
33:47Avoid putting the blower and the gun next to each other.
33:51Why?
33:55Because sometimes, after taking a shower,
33:58we put the blower next to each other while we're taking a bath.
34:02Because, of course, our hair is still wet.
34:05We should avoid putting it next to our body.
34:10If we put it next to each other,
34:12we won't be able to reach the gun instead of the blower.
34:16You won't know if your hair is dry or not.
34:23What am I even saying?
34:26There are some of us who do this to save money when we go to the dentist.
34:33What do you do?
34:34You tie a rope around your mouth,
34:36then you put your pee on the door knob.
34:39Don't do that!
34:41Don't!
35:04See?
35:06When you're inside the house,
35:08avoid tying a rope around the door
35:12if the door is being opened from the inside.
35:16It's like you're looking for a body ache.
35:18Here's another tip. Listen.
35:21Avoid making fun of a man who cleans his gun
35:24because you don't know why he cleans his gun.
35:28Maybe he's angry or something.
35:30Then you make fun of him.
35:33If he makes fun of you and gets mad at you,
35:38two things can happen.
35:40You'll wake up in the hospital,
35:42or you won't be able to wake up.
35:50And our last tip is this.
35:54Just do it.
35:57Okie dokie.
35:58What?
36:01If you're a hostage or a hold-up,
36:03and the knife is pointed at your neck,
36:06avoid it.
36:07Oh no!
36:08Avoid making fun of a man
36:10because if you do,
36:13you'll stab yourself in the back
36:16with the knife held by the hostage taker or the hold-upper.
36:20You know what?
36:21He'll let you go.
36:23That's because you don't have a life anymore.
36:29Friends,
36:30we're running out of time.
36:33But I hope you learned something
36:36from my safety tips.
36:39I'm your servant,
36:41Oggy the handsome,
36:43who eats Oggy Doggy.
36:45Until next time.
36:46Tips ahoy!
36:47Is there another one at Animal?
36:50November 19th.
36:51November 19th.
36:52He's mad!
36:54It's you again, Jake!
36:55You came here again!
36:57How many times do I have to tell you?
36:59If you come here again,
37:00you'll be fine!
37:02Look at you!
37:03And you're with
37:05a bunch of losers like you!
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37:27and leave your face cool
37:29so you feel beautifully refreshed.
37:38Carla Gra?
37:39Joey,
37:40don't call me Carla Gra.
37:42Can't you see?
37:44I've changed.
37:45I'm not the Carla you used to know.
37:48Really?
37:49What have you changed?
37:50Remember when I went to the States?
37:52I had an operation.
37:53I wasn't a girl back then.
37:55Now, I'm a girl.
37:57I'm a man!
37:59I'm a man!
38:02Feel fresh,
38:03cool and beautiful with FONT's Refreshing Wash
38:06from Uni River.
38:18Surprise!
38:20Huh?
38:21Wait,
38:22why?
38:23It's not my birthday.
38:24What are you doing here?
38:25No, it's not your birthday.
38:27Then why are you here?
38:28You have to bring something.
38:30It's our birthday.
38:32We're just using the house.
38:34Happy birthday to us!
38:36Yay!
38:37Thank you so much!
38:39Surprise to us!
38:42Prepare this.
38:43It's coming.
38:44It's almost here.
38:46Don't forget to eat.
38:48Don't forget to eat.
38:49Don't forget to eat.
38:50Don't forget to eat.
38:52Open the light.
38:54Open the light.
38:55I already did.
38:58You're late.
38:59I thought you were early.
39:02Surprise!
39:11Surprise!
39:14Hey,
39:15thank you but
39:16neighbors,
39:17it's not my birthday.
39:18It's our neighbor's birthday.
39:21It's not my birthday.
39:22Shh!
39:23We know.
39:24But you can't enter our friend's house.
39:27This is the only door open.
39:28That's why we let you in.
39:30You're our surprise.
39:32Surprise!
39:42The past.
39:43The past.
39:44The past.
39:45The present.
39:46The present.
39:47The future.
39:48The bumper.
39:49And now,
39:50the continuation of
39:52Muchas
39:53Gracias.
40:07Oh, Papa!
40:08Kuya!
40:09Uncle!
40:10Where did you come from?
40:11You look tired.
40:14Wait.
40:15I forgot something.
40:16What's your question?
40:18You're so dirty.
40:20What's your question?
40:21Where did you come from?
40:23You need to work.
40:25What's your problem?
40:26You're asking me?
40:27Look at us.
40:28Do we look like we came from work?
40:30Look at us.
40:31Ain't it funny?
40:32We came from a party.
40:34And we went to a decent party.
40:36That's why we were forced to dress up.
40:38If I were you,
40:40I wouldn't go with you.
40:41You know me.
40:42I don't like to go out.
40:43I'm a party ho.
40:44Yeah.
40:45I know.
40:46And one more thing.
40:47I was forced to dress up.
40:49It looks good.
40:50If that's the case,
40:51you should get some rest.
40:53Let's go.
40:54Anton.
40:55Papa.
40:56Uncle.
40:57Kuya.
40:58When we were traveling,
40:59I think I lost some weight.
41:00Come with me.
41:01I need to freshen up.
41:02I'm going to poop.
41:03Okay, Papa.
41:04I'll help you poop.
41:05Let's go.
41:06Let's go.
41:07Let's go.
41:08Oh, my God!
41:09My God!
41:10It's Joe!
41:11What's going on, Jake?
41:12You're here again?
41:13Yes.
41:14How many times do I have to tell you?
41:16If you come here,
41:17you'll be fine.
41:18Look at you.
41:20And you're with
41:21a bunch of losers like you.
41:23Yes.
41:24I'm sorry.
41:25A bunch of rich people.
41:28That's not true.
41:30We're not a bunch of rich people.
41:32Whatever.
41:33Whatever.
41:34They're beautiful here.
41:35Why do you look like that?
41:37If you're not...
41:38Huh?
41:39If you're right.
41:40The truth is,
41:41we're sick.
41:42What?
41:43That's why we look like this.
41:45We can't control ourselves.
41:49You can't...
41:50What?
41:51You cannot...
41:52What?
41:53Control yourselves?
41:55We don't know how to control ourselves.
41:57The truth is,
41:58we're really fat.
42:00That's why our parents are ashamed of us
42:02because this is how we control ourselves.
42:04You know,
42:05at your age,
42:06you should know how to groom yourself.
42:08That's right.
42:09That's right.
42:10That's right.
42:11We're ashamed.
42:12That's why we want to ask for help.
42:14Can you help us
42:15to look decent
42:17and elegant like you?
42:19Well,
42:20of course.
42:21Look at us.
42:22This is our pride.
42:23We're elegant in this place.
42:24Because we're good at dressing up.
42:26We're known as fashion icons.
42:28Yes.
42:29And Papa,
42:30I'll teach them.
42:32Okay.
42:33What are your names?
42:34Why are you here?
42:35We are...
42:363R!
42:38We're triplets.
42:39We have different names.
42:413R stands for
42:43Reading,
42:44Writing,
42:45and Arithmetic.
42:47Because our daddy is a teacher.
42:49Are you going to teach us how to dress up?
42:51Well,
42:52I guess so.
42:53I guess so.
42:54Yeah, yeah.
42:55I guess so.
42:56Okay, Anton.
42:57Go get the trash.
42:58Okay, Papa.
42:59Get them ready.
43:00Game, game, game.
43:01Get ready for the grooming.
43:03It's really difficult.
43:04It's okay.
43:05Just stand there.
43:06Super.
43:07I'll do it later.
43:08Aren't you 3R?
43:09Come here.
43:10Come here.
43:11Your dad sent us here.
43:13Yes.
43:14To take you to the mental hospital.
43:15We're the psychiatrists.
43:16Is that so?
43:17Yes.
43:18Wait, wait.
43:19You're the psychiatrists?
43:20Yes.
43:21What are you going to do to them?
43:22Their brains are different.
43:24What?
43:25Their parents are decent people,
43:27but
43:28look at themselves.
43:30They can't fix themselves.
43:32That's right.
43:33That's right.
43:34That's right.
43:35That's why we need to take them to the mental hospital
43:37so that they can be treated.
43:39Wow.
43:40That's clear.
43:41That means their brains are broken.
43:43Yes.
43:44What now?
43:45Let's go.
43:46Wait, wait, wait, Papa.
43:48What is it?
43:49These are our trash.
43:50What are we going to do with them?
43:51Son.
43:52Papa.
43:53Can you see these 2 guys?
43:54Yes, Papa.
43:55They're so kind.
43:56They're so nice.
43:58They're good for these 3 girls.
44:00Is that so?
44:01I think we should give these trash to them as a bonus.
44:05Okay.
44:06We'll just give it to them as a gift.
44:07As you can see,
44:08it really suits them.
44:10They need an extra decent treatment.
44:12Okay.
44:13It's up to you.
44:14Let's go, Papa.
44:15Give it to them.
44:16Give it to them.
44:17This is for you.
44:20This is for you.
44:21Merry Christmas.
44:23Thank you very much.
44:28Okay.
44:32Merry Christmas.
44:33Where's the water?
44:35It's here.
44:39Bye-bye, 3R.
44:40Bye-bye, Papa.
44:4211.30, okay?
44:43Every Sunday, okay?
44:44Okay, Papa.
44:45Before SOTN.
44:46Of course.
44:48Where will this scene end?
44:50When will the story of
44:53Mochas Grasas end?
44:57Drip mo bang maging comedian?
45:00Mackie Wright na sa Kili TV Comic Hunt!
45:04Ipadala sa GMA Network Center
45:06ang iyong audition video.
45:071 to 3 minutes lang
45:09ng kahit anong comedy act
45:10sa VHS o VCD.
45:12Kung masasakyan namin ang comedy mo,
45:14may pag-asa kang maging kapuso comedy star
45:17ng GMA.
45:18Paka nasa iyo
45:19ang huling halakhat.
45:21November is National Comedy Month.
45:26You can do it with a bubble.
45:28You can do it with a bubble, guys.
45:42Surprise!
45:45Thank you, pare.
45:46Pero last month pa yung birthday ko, eh.
45:49Eh, kasi kahapon ka lang naman nanalo sa loto, eh.
45:53Wala ka naman dyan.
45:56Please, dile.
45:57Mag-baby na tayo.
45:59Parang tignan.
46:00Ayun na, ayun na.
46:04Surprise!
46:09Surprise!
46:11Nag-umulat ako, ha?
46:14Pero te, asnali.
46:15Hindi ko namang birthday ngayon, ha?
46:18Oo nga.
46:19Kaya nga sinu-surprise ka namin, eh.
46:21Basito, makikita na lang.
46:24Ah, kaya naman na-surprise.
46:26Oo, surprise!
46:27Hi!
46:28Come on, ah!
46:35Uy, pare. D'yan naman pala.
46:37Uy.
46:38Hmm.
46:39Nasaan?
46:40Nice lang, eh.
46:42Kala ko ba meron kang paparty sa akin.
46:44Kala ko marami kang imbitan.
46:46Bakit?
46:47Bakit wala?
46:48Hindi, meron, meron.
46:49May surprise.
46:50May surprise sa akin?
46:51Oo.
46:52Nasan?
46:54Ako.
46:56Surprise, surprise, surprise!
46:59So happy you're home, ha?
47:04Surprise!
47:13Surprise!
47:16Happy birthday!
47:18Salamat, sweetheart.
47:20Ikaw naman.
47:21Nakabala ka pa.
47:22Nakabala pa kayo, eh.
47:24Gumastos pa kayo,
47:25para lang makapaganda sa birthday ko.
47:29Wag ka mag-alala,
47:30kasi alam mo,
47:32pinenta namin yung mga gamit mo, eh.
47:34Kaya huwag na isipin yung gasto.
47:36Oo.
47:37Kaya ba, wala ka na mga gamit mo.
47:39So, birthday.
47:40Birthday, oh.
47:41Birthday.
47:42O, tago mo to, ah.
47:44May birthday ko.
47:45Pakatid na.
47:46Tawawala.
47:47May birthday.
47:48Pakatumating na.
47:49Pagkating na.
47:54Sa mga lagi.
47:55O, ayun sa mata ko.
48:00O, yan, o, yan.
48:01Yan, yan.
48:03Yan, yan.
48:04Yan, yan, yan!
48:05Yan, yan, yan!
48:06Yan!
48:07Yan, yan!
48:08Yan, yan, yan!
48:09Ahh!
48:10Ahhh!
48:11Ahhh!
48:12Ahh!
48:13Ahhh!
48:14Ahhhh!
48:15Ahhh!
48:16Ahhh!
48:17Ahhh!
48:18Why did they look like they were being attacked when you arrived?
48:22They were surprised when I arrived.
48:24They all have a heart disease.
48:31Surprise!
48:34Your surprise video is over.
48:36The show is over.
48:42They were surprised because an hour and a half passed.
48:46Another episode of Bubble Gang is over.
48:50Before we continue,
48:52I just want to announce that on November 15,
48:55Oggy Doggy will be at Ali Mall at P. Tuazon Entrance.
49:00On November 26, we'll be at SM South Mall at Food Court.
49:09The dogs will be there.
49:11Oggy Doggy is delicious.
49:13On December 1 at Circo,
49:15Arnel and I will be there.
49:19After Oggy Doggy, we'll be at Osteria Italia.
49:24Tomorrow, we have a surprise for you.
49:29We have a surprise for you.
49:32When you go to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia,
49:34the stars will be as funny as possible.
49:36Wow!
49:40And of course, our show,
49:42Love to Love.
49:44That's new.
49:46That's our show.
49:48You're my idol.
49:50But it's over.
49:52It's Tuesday.
49:54Is this your house?
49:56Wait.
49:58Thank you for the color.
50:00Thank you for wearing it.
50:02It's papaya.
50:04You haven't watched the movie yet.
50:06Who?
50:10It's called,
50:12With Him.
50:18Say his name.
50:20He's with Mr. Joman.
50:26Jeffrey Jeturian.
50:28See you next week
50:30here at
50:32Surprise Party!
50:34This is Sir Moe's surprise party.
50:36Where is he?
50:38Ma'am, Sir Moe asked me to go first
50:40because he has a surprise party.
50:42Surprise Party!
50:46Ma'am,
50:48he has a surprise party.
50:50Excuse me,
50:52can I have 3R?
50:54Yes, why?
50:56We were sent by...
50:58What?
51:00We were sent by...
51:02What will you do to them?
51:04That's a good question.
51:06They have differences in mind.
51:08Their parents
51:10have differences
51:12in mind.
51:14That means
51:16they're crazy.
51:20So, babe,
51:22okay, let's sleep.
51:24Let's sleep.
51:26Let's sleep.
51:28Let's sleep.
51:30Let's sleep.
51:32Let's sleep.