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(Episode aired on October 29, 2004)
(Episode aired on October 29, 2004)
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00:00Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:12Uh, what's your name?
00:14Uh, Rolando Garcia.
00:16Rolando Garcia Agadill…
00:20Ah, here it is, here's your name.
00:22And besides, according to this book,
00:25you're a kind man on earth,
00:27you've done a lot of good things.
00:28You've been waiting for a long time.
00:30Your wife has been waiting for a long time.
00:32Let's go inside.
00:33What?
00:34Can you repeat that?
00:35Your wife has been waiting for you inside.
00:36My wife is already inside?
00:37Yes, she's been waiting for a long time.
00:39Ouch!
00:40Wait!
00:41Why are you hitting me?
00:42I want to go inside but I don't want to be with my wife.
00:50Come in. Enjoy your stay.
00:54What's your name?
00:56I'm Sen.
00:58Sen?
00:59Sen Adorpo.
01:04I thought you're a politician.
01:06Yes.
01:07And what did you do on the ground?
01:09I became a bad official of the government.
01:13A bad official of the government?
01:15It's good that you admitted it.
01:19You're not allowed to go inside.
01:22But I gave 5 Pesos to a pigeon.
01:255 Pesos?
01:26Yes.
01:27That's not enough to enter the door of heaven.
01:31But I gave another pigeon 5 Pesos as well.
01:34Another?
01:36That's still not enough.
01:39You're not allowed to let me enter heaven.
01:41I'm giving 10 Pesos to those pigeons.
01:43You're not allowed to let me in.
01:4610 Pesos.
01:47Here's 20 Pesos.
01:49Go straight to hell.
01:51You're not allowed here.
01:5210 Pesos.
01:53That's your tip.
01:59Come in.
02:02Have a nice day.
02:05What's your name?
02:09Lidya Landico.
02:11Lidya Landico.
02:13Lidya Landico.
02:15You're here. You're a good person.
02:18You're helpful.
02:20You're compassionate.
02:23Go to hell.
02:24Your wife is waiting for you there.
02:26Is that so?
02:27If your wife is in hell,
02:30do I have to go to hell as well?
02:32No.
02:33But you promised each other
02:35that you'll be together for the rest of your life.
02:38That's why.
02:42Excuse me.
02:43Go inside.
02:48Rex,
02:49get up.
02:52Wait.
02:53What are you doing?
02:54Hey!
02:55I'm sorry, San Pedro.
02:56It's just a security check-up.
02:57Security check-up?
02:58What's that for?
02:59Who is it for?
03:00It's because I'm a bodyguard of Dora.
03:02She was panicking earlier.
03:04I'm just securing her when she comes here.
03:08Oh my God!
03:17Watch out for these scary scenes
03:21around you.
03:23Always remember,
03:26when you serve the people,
03:29don't be a coward.
03:35Public service from Bubblegum.
03:39Hello?
03:40Hello, Toti.
03:42Mamani.
03:43Sukuk pa.
03:44Sukuk pa.
03:46Sukuk pa.
03:47Sukuk pa.
03:48Sukuk pa.
03:49Sukuk pa.
03:52Call again?
03:53What's with the 3 pesos per minute NDD call?
03:56Even now?
03:59Hello?
04:00Sukuk pa.
04:03Sukuk pa.
04:04Sukuk pa.
04:05Sukuk pa.
04:06Sukuk pa.
04:08Sukuk pa.
04:10Who are you looking for?
04:13Toti.
04:15Wrong number.
04:38I'm sorry.
04:39I'm sorry.
04:40I'm sorry.
04:41I'm sorry.
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05:33I'm sorry.
05:34I'm sorry.
05:35This is what a man looks like when he's in pain.
05:38But he's still laughing at the corny joke he's making up.
05:50We're running out of time.
05:52So we have to hurry.
05:53We're just going to do it by batch.
05:55Three people are going in.
05:56What's your name?
05:57I'm Dr. Fernandez.
05:58Dr. Fer-
05:59Dr. Fernandez.
06:01It's so hard to be a doctor.
06:03Welcome to heaven.
06:04What's your name?
06:06Sister Maria Bernardino.
06:08Sister Maria Bernardino.
06:11Right at the back of the church.
06:13Welcome to heaven.
06:14What's your name?
06:15Congresswoman Manuela Pavia.
06:19Congresswoman Pavia.
06:22Congresswoman of the poor.
06:25Welcome.
06:26We're going to have a-
06:28Call the catering.
06:29We're going to have a big party for Congresswoman.
06:33Let's prepare the-
06:34Wait, why do we have a welcome party?
06:36It's like we don't have one.
06:37And we devoted our whole lives for the people.
06:41Don't be jealous.
06:42You know, there's going to be a politician entering heaven soon.
06:45That's why we're going to celebrate.
06:47There's a lechon.
06:48The lechon of heaven.
06:52Okay, you can go in now.
06:57San Pedro, why are you letting that woman in?
07:00I know her.
07:02She's a hostess.
07:03There are a lot of men in our neighborhood who are already sitting at that table.
07:07She doesn't have the right to enter here.
07:10What do you mean she doesn't have the right?
07:12She has more of a right to enter here than you.
07:14Because she's a-
07:16A new-
07:18She has a lot of men who are happy in your neighborhood.
07:26Okay, Sister Terry.
07:27You can go in now.
07:33What's your name?
07:34Uh, Rufa May.
07:35Rufa May.
07:37Rufa May.
07:39Rufa May, I'm sorry but you can't go in.
07:43Why can't I go in?
07:45I was even kinder the first time I went in.
07:47I should be able to go in.
07:49They're right.
07:52You'll be destroyed, friends.
08:03Good evening to all of you.
08:06I am your servant, Madam Rocha, for your horoscope.
08:10Your fate depends on the zodiac sign,
08:13when your children will be born,
08:17up to the third degree of consanguininity.
08:22That means your uncles and nephews will be with you.
08:26It's a different story when it comes to cousins and lovers.
08:33For those of you who have children who were born under the zodiac sign of Aquarius,
08:38you will be rained on when you go to the cemetery.
08:42Your path will be white,
08:44and your candles will not be extinguished,
08:47because the fire will be wet.
08:49What's worse, because you won't throw,
08:53your feet will get wet,
08:55and your surroundings will be polluted.
08:57For those of you who have children who were asleep and were not awake,
09:01under the zodiac sign of Aries,
09:03good news.
09:05Before you go to the cemetery,
09:08you will be visited by the dead.
09:11You will hear bells and bells in the house,
09:14even if there is no cat or dog.
09:17The light will die,
09:19because you didn't pay for electricity.
09:22For those of you who have children who were asleep and were not awake,
09:25under the zodiac sign of Cancer,
09:27don't step foot in the cemetery.
09:31Why?
09:32Aside from the fact that they are expensive,
09:34they also have high cholesterol.
09:36What a waste.
09:37It's hard to raise your cholesterol.
09:40Look at me.
09:41Don't be like me.
09:43For those of you who have children who were left in this world,
09:47under the zodiac sign of Capricorn,
09:50stop being capricious.
09:52First of all,
09:53you are not rich.
09:55And second,
09:56you are not rich,
09:57because you are not blessed by your relative.
10:01He will give all his money to charity.
10:04For those of you who have relatives who were left under the zodiac sign of Gemini,
10:09do the following.
10:11Get ready first before going to the cemetery.
10:14Go to the parlor and get a makeover if necessary.
10:18Go to the auction if you also have a budget,
10:21because you will see your husband's body in the cemetery.
10:25Naturally, if you see it,
10:27you should be more beautiful than him.
10:30For those of you who have children who were left under the zodiac sign of Leo,
10:35listen carefully.
10:37Do you know what forces you to approach luck,
10:40but there is someone who is against it?
10:42Remove the seven dwarfs from your grandfather's grave.
10:46That's bad luck.
10:47Return the horoscope.
10:50Promise.
10:51That's all.
10:59We are really number one.
11:01Yes, boss. We are really good.
11:03We are really good.
11:04Boss, and the neighbors are praising us.
11:07Really?
11:08Yes.
11:09How did you know that?
11:10Because the host of Rated-J himself said that.
11:13Is that true?
11:14The host of Rated-J said that?
11:17Yes.
11:18Boss, for you to believe, watch this.
11:23In the name of our program, Rated-J,
11:26I myself am telling you that for us,
11:31you are the real number one.
11:35Boss, I can't believe that they themselves said that we are the real number one.
11:40Wait.
11:41Did we talk about that?
11:43Yes, boss.
11:44Really?
11:45Yes.
11:46Actually, the host of Rated-J said that we are the real number one.
11:57Now, let's go to Papaya Guano's cousin, Tiaya Guano,
12:01for our show.
12:02Tiaya, come in.
12:04Thank you, Mike.
12:07This portion is brought to you by...
12:14Hello?
12:15Hello, Toti.
12:17Mama ni Sukuk pa.
12:19Sukuk pa.
12:21Sukuk pa.
12:22Sukuk pa.
12:23Sukuk pa.
12:24Sukuk pa.
12:25Sukuk pa.
12:28Call her.
12:29What's with the three pesos per minute NDD call?
12:32Even now?
12:35Hello?
12:36Sukuk pa.
12:38What's that?
12:39I said, Sukuk pa.
12:42Sukuk pa.
12:46Sukuk pa.
12:48Sukuk pa.
12:51Sukuk pa?
12:52I thought you're angry.
13:13This is what Bading looks like when he suddenly becomes macho
13:17because his father, Maton, suddenly arrived.
13:27San Pedro is not here right now.
13:29That's why I'm here.
13:31I'm here to help.
13:33I'm here to help.
13:34I'm here to help.
13:35I'm here to help.
13:36I'm here to help.
13:37I'm here to help.
13:38I'm here to help.
13:39I'm here to help.
13:40San Pedro is not here right now.
13:41That's why I'm here.
13:44Because I'm his assistant.
13:47What's your name?
13:49Mr. Yu.
13:50Mr. Yu.
13:52Ask me why Mr. Yu.
13:53Why Mr. Yu?
13:54Anton Yu.
13:55Anton Yu.
13:56Yes.
13:57Anton Yu.
14:00You're a dying man when you're alive.
14:02That's why you can't come in.
14:04Give me a good reason why I should let you in.
14:09The people who don't want to let me in are the ones I kill.
14:14Go ahead.
14:17Go ahead.
14:22You can come in now.
14:31Why are you here?
14:33It's not time for you to die yet.
14:34It's not time for me to die yet?
14:35Not yet.
14:36What are you doing?
14:39When am I going to die?
14:40When?
14:42In five seconds.
14:43Five seconds.
14:44Four.
14:45Three.
14:46Two.
14:47One.
14:52You can come in now.
14:53Ms. Olivia is here.
14:55Let's continue.
14:59What's your name?
15:00Jessica.
15:01Jessica.
15:02Jessica what?
15:03Simpson.
15:04Simpson.
15:05Sorry, Ms. Simpson.
15:06You can't come in here.
15:07You're going straight to hell.
15:10But, San Pedro, I came from there.
15:12What do you mean?
15:14I mean, if you're with Mr. Conan Lasingo,
15:17his brother, Manakis, and Ading's siblings,
15:20you'll know what I mean.
15:26Four hours.
15:27Because the news also helps.
15:30Four hours.
15:31The truth is fair.
15:32And now,
15:33no one is listening.
15:34No one is being protected.
15:44Good evening.
15:45Four hours.
15:46Because the news also helps.
15:47At the end of the news,
15:48the Filipinos' insecurity is at its peak.
15:51But now,
15:52there's hope that the race will rise.
15:54What do you think?
15:56What can you say
15:57that there's a possibility
15:59that the Filipinos will rise?
16:02Excuse me,
16:03that's rude.
16:04I'm not a panda.
16:05My bones are small.
16:07That's different from a panda.
16:09I'm a short bone.
16:10That's not short either.
16:12Doc, what can you say?
16:14You know,
16:15our news has improved.
16:17As you grow up,
16:18the more you eat,
16:20the more nutritious you eat,
16:22the more you'll grow
16:23than you expect.
16:25Doc,
16:26do you mean
16:27if the Filipinos also rise,
16:29the Kwan will also grow?
16:31You know, Doc.
16:32Oh, son,
16:33that's a different story.
16:34Even if you rise
16:36than you expect,
16:37if you grow up,
16:38it's still the same size.
16:40It won't change.
16:46What a waste.
16:47Anyway,
16:48let's go to the heart of Belchonco
16:49for more news.
16:50Bell,
16:51let's go!
16:53Good evening.
16:54This is your host,
16:56Belchonco.
16:59The situation of education
17:01in the Philippines
17:02is getting worse.
17:04Aside from the lack
17:06of teachers and classrooms,
17:0980% of students
17:11in public high schools
17:13are unable to read.
17:17That's a big problem.
17:18My son was labeled
17:20in the can.
17:21He can't read.
17:22He needs to ask me
17:23if the contents are sardines
17:24or corned beef.
17:26It's a good thing
17:27he knows how to make spaghetti.
17:28He can be an entertainer
17:29abroad,
17:30just like his siblings.
17:37That's right,
17:38son.
17:39If they can't learn to read,
17:41at least they can learn to dance.
17:43And now,
17:44let's go to the
17:45instigator of the country,
17:47Michael Rikex.
17:49Son.
17:51Thank you very much, Bell.
17:55Are you going to the cemetery
17:56in the coming days?
17:57Well,
17:58get ready.
17:59Because we all know
18:00that youths
18:01don't go to the cemetery
18:02to die,
18:03but to fight.
18:05That's why, youths,
18:06if you see your crush
18:07in the cemetery,
18:09form them
18:10and don't
18:11beat them up.
18:14And now,
18:15let's go to
18:16Papa Yaguano's cousin,
18:17Pia Yaguano,
18:18for our
18:19Showbiz Chaka Minute.
18:20Pia, come in.
18:22Thank you, Mike.
18:24In Showbiz Chaka Minute,
18:25we remember
18:26the sexy TV singer-show host,
18:28Ethel Boobster,
18:29who might
18:30get divorced
18:31from her boyfriend,
18:32Alex Cresciano,
18:33when the Department
18:34of John Deere
18:35declared that
18:36the basketball player
18:37faked his
18:38medical exam papers.
18:40I already told you
18:41that
18:42I won't agree
18:43with him
18:44to make
18:45a certificate
18:46at the Recto
18:47that he doesn't have
18:49John Deere.
18:51And
18:52he's crazy.
18:53That's
18:54his
18:55vocation.
18:56That's why
18:57right now,
18:58I have
18:59my very own
19:00applause
19:01applause
19:02and personal
19:03that
19:04I walked
19:06to his
19:07papers
19:08to prove
19:09that he's
19:10a Filipino
19:11that doesn't
19:12have
19:13John Deere.
19:14Well,
19:15she volunteered.
19:16It's her money,
19:17not mine.
19:19She says
19:20she's doing it for love.
19:21So I'm not
19:22complaining.
19:23Right, bro?
19:24Of course,
19:25you won't complain
19:26because your life
19:27is so good, right?
19:33Good night, Cresci.
19:38And there's
19:39news breaking news.
19:40In Filipino,
19:41breaking news.
19:43There's a riot
19:44at the set of
19:45GMA 7's
19:46number one
19:47telephantasia show
19:48Mulawin.
19:49Props are flying
19:50and there's someone
19:51flying
19:52who's not even
19:53from Ravenna
19:54or Mulawin.
19:55No!
19:56I'm so excited
19:57because
19:58the name of
19:59Mulawin will be
20:00changed
20:01and it will be
20:02Mulawin.
20:04And that's
20:05our show
20:06for tonight.
20:07Back to you, Mike.
20:09Thank you very much,
20:10Piaya.
20:11And that's
20:12the end of
20:16Excuse me.
20:17And that's
20:18the end of
20:19Walang Binititigan
20:20Walang Patutunguhan.
20:22I am
20:23Bel Tiongco.
20:24Hatid sa inyo
20:25ay perwis yung
20:26totoo.
20:27Maraming pang salamat
20:28sa inyong
20:29pagtutunganga
20:30anoha.
20:32And I am
20:33Piaya Guaño.
20:34Hatid sa inyo
20:35ay
20:36kilikiling
20:37totoo.
20:39Matutulog gani
20:40kuatro oras
20:41dahil matutulog din
20:42ang pagpagbalita.
20:49Hold it
20:50in your hair, ha?
20:51Sinuman ko nga nang
20:52yung mohok
20:53abang napakatanda
20:54ng mulay.
20:55Pantay na pantay.
20:57Yan lamang ba yan?
21:03Masarap, ha?
21:04Laksang champoy.
21:05Maalat-alat,
21:06maasim-maasim,
21:07at manamis-namis ba?
21:08Pagkain na!
21:09Tekman mo!
21:11This portion is
21:12brought to you by
21:20Hello?
21:21Hello, Toti?
21:22Mamani,
21:23sukuk pa?
21:25Sukuk pa.
21:26Sukuk pa?
21:28Sukuk pa.
21:29Sukuk pa?
21:30Sukuk pa!
21:33Dawag pa!
21:34Ano ba naman
21:35ang three pesos per minute
21:36na NDD call?
21:37Ngayon pa!
21:41Hello?
21:42Sukuk pa?
21:44Hello, Mama?
21:46Mamani,
21:47sukuk pa?
21:48Sukuk pa?
21:52Hello?
21:55Hello?
21:56Hello?
21:58Hello?
22:01Sino ito?
22:03Aha!
22:04Mangungulang hiya kayo?
22:05Kaya pala gusto gusto nyo
22:06nang tatrabaho dito sa Maynila
22:08yung pala kayo may mga ginagawa diyan?
22:10Hayop!
22:13Buko na.
22:19Just do it with a bubblegum
22:24You can do it with a bubblegum
22:38Ganito ang itsura
22:39ng isang taong
22:40natatakot sa dilim
22:42pero dinadaan sa tawa
22:48HAHAHAHAHAHA
23:11PUSO DEAL
23:12Mga babaeng mahilig magsuot ng hanging shirt
23:14pero saksakan naman ang duminang pusod
23:17Pinsutiri
23:27Kwentolabit
23:29Mga taong walang tigil sa pangalabit
23:31Habang sila'y nagkukwento
23:33Kwentolabit
23:48Brasero
23:50Mga lalaking mahilig tumingin
23:52Sa gawing kilikili ng babaeng nakaslibles
23:54Kung anong kulay ang sutitong bra
23:56Brasero
23:58Pinsutiri
24:28Marilawing
24:30Fly, fly, fly
24:32Swim, swim, swim
24:34Marina
24:36Marilawing
24:38Fly, fly, fly
24:40Swim, swim, swim
24:42Marinawing
24:46Marilawing
24:50Marilawing
24:55That's me
24:56I'm sorry.
25:18Delfina.
25:22This is for you.
25:23Huh? You're giving that to me?
25:26Aren't we going to have a fight?
25:30You know what, Delfina?
25:33This is what we call a peace offering.
25:36So, go ahead and accept my eggs.
25:41So, you're saying that we're now a family?
25:46Yes, because...
25:48You know, even though my husband is gone,
25:52I'm still not sad because of him.
25:56He really looks like you.
25:57A lot.
25:59He looks like me a lot.
26:01So, go ahead and accept my eggs.
26:06Wow, your eggs are so big.
26:10Of course.
26:11This is amazing.
26:12It came from a big bird.
26:20Hey, what does that mean?
26:23Why are you talking to that bird?
26:26He's already saying goodbye.
26:28Look, he even gave me his eggs.
26:32Oh no, don't send him to that kind of place.
26:36You might fall asleep here.
26:38That's right.
26:39Tomorrow or the day after, you might be talking to him.
26:41That's right.
26:42Father, you're not teaching him anything,
26:45not even the school of fish.
26:48No, we're just telling him not to rush.
26:52There are a lot of fish there.
26:54That's right.
26:55If you make him choose,
26:57he might get used to it quickly.
27:00I'm telling you,
27:01your husband left you,
27:04that's why you're looking for fresh fish.
27:08That's enough.
27:10What are you doing?
27:11Aren't we going to stick together?
27:15That's right.
27:16That's right.
27:19Look what I found.
27:22What's that?
27:24Is this a ball?
27:25Wait, let's mix it.
27:27Hey, hey, hey.
27:29Stop it.
27:30Don't touch that.
27:31Maybe that's what we call the hair of a moray eel.
27:34The hair of a moray eel?
27:35Why?
27:36It's sticky.
27:37What?
27:38It's sticky.
27:39It's sticky.
27:40Wait.
27:41Maybe it's the hair of a moray eel.
27:42Hair of a moray eel?
27:43Yes, hair of a moray eel.
27:44Is this raw?
27:45Don't eat it.
27:46What?
27:47Don't eat it.
27:51It's delicious.
27:52It tastes like champoy.
27:53It's salty,
27:54sour,
27:55and sweet.
27:56Don't eat it.
27:57Taste it.
27:59Taste it.
28:00Taste it.
28:03Taste it.
28:04Don't touch it.
28:05Taste it.
28:06What?
28:07Don't touch it.
28:08Don't touch it.
28:11It's delicious.
28:12It's delicious.
28:14Are you a moray eel?
28:15What?
28:16Who owns that?
28:19Give it back to me.
28:23Who is it?
28:24I am Mulang.
28:25What?
28:27Does that mean
28:28it came from your nose?
28:31Correct.
28:32It's delicious.
28:33It's delicious.
28:34It's delicious.
28:35It's delicious.
28:36Give it back to me
28:37or else
28:38I'll kill you.
28:39Correct.
28:40It's delicious.
28:41Don't eat it.
28:42Show me.
28:43Show me.
28:44Give it back to me.
28:45Or else
28:46I'll kill you.
28:47What?
28:48Kill you?
28:49I'll kill you.
28:50Help us.
28:51Help us.
28:52Wait.
28:53I'll take care of it.
28:54What?
28:55Or else
28:56you'll die.
28:58Moray eel,
28:59be careful.
29:00It has teeth.
29:01I'll take care of it.
29:02It's a spider man.
29:03I'll take care of it.
29:04Don't worry.
29:05I have this.
29:06What is that?
29:07This is
29:08the magical stick.
29:10I'll use this
29:11to jump.
29:12How?
29:13How?
29:14Don't you know
29:15what this is?
29:16What is that?
29:17This is called
29:18a diving stick.
29:22How?
29:23How can you jump on me?
29:24Jump on me.
29:25Jump on me.
29:26Jump on me.
29:27Jump on me.
29:28Jump on me.
29:31What is the South Beach Diet?
29:32How is that?
29:33Well, South Beach Diet
29:34is like this.
29:35You'll prepare a lot of food.
29:37It's delicious.
29:38The food is really tasty.
29:39Yes.
29:40Then,
29:41you won't eat.
29:42You'll just eat yourself.
29:43You'll just steal.
29:45This portion is brought to you by
29:55Hello.
29:56Hello, Toti.
29:57It's Mama.
29:58Give up.
29:59Give up.
30:00Give up.
30:01Give up.
30:02Give up.
30:03Give up.
30:04Give up.
30:05Give up.
30:08Call her.
30:09What's with the 3 pesos per minute
30:11NDD call?
30:12Even now?
30:15Hello.
30:16Give up.
30:18I know it's you, honey.
30:20I hope you'll forgive me.
30:23Don't give up.
30:25I'm sorry.
30:27Hey!
30:29You're always on the phone
30:30when it's time to work.
30:33You're always on the phone.
30:34You're so annoying.
30:35Hello.
30:36Mama.
30:37Give up.
30:58Give up.
31:05This is what it looks like
31:07when a girl is trying to smile
31:09in front of her photographer
31:11because the tea is just boiling over.
31:22Arwin, Mivero.
31:23I'm coming in.
31:25Let's just continue.
31:26Let's just continue.
31:28What's your name?
31:30Joy
31:31Joy what?
31:32Garcia
31:33Joy Garcia
31:34Joy Garcia
31:36Do you know in my records Joy Garcia
31:39You have no
31:40You have no sin
31:43It's clean
31:45So I can go to heaven?
31:47No
31:48Why?
31:50Because I saw you peeing earlier
31:54It was you first
31:56Because
32:02What's your name?
32:03Father Luis Calma
32:05Father Luis Calma
32:08Welcome to heaven
32:10Room 405
32:12Thank you very much
32:13Let's continue
32:15Let's continue
32:17What's your name?
32:18Manny Vela, jeepney driver
32:20Manny Vela?
32:22Casero driver?
32:23Yes
32:24Welcome to heaven
32:26Suite 803
32:28Wait a minute
32:30Just a moment
32:32San Pedro
32:34I am
32:36Why is my partner
32:38A driver in a casero?
32:40Yes
32:41And you gave him a suite room?
32:43Yes
32:44While for me
32:45Just an ordinary room
32:46Why is that?
32:47I thought here in heaven
32:48We will get the rewards
32:49That we made on earth
32:50Because father
32:51While you are saying the sermon
32:53All of us can sleep
32:54But the casero driver
32:56While driving
32:57All of us are praying
33:00Help me, what happened?
33:07In the past
33:09Because of a Japanese-Pinoy
33:11Who is a great person
33:13Who came to Japan with his whole family
33:15And after the adventure there
33:17Here they are again
33:19Who came back here
33:22Gross
33:24Mix it, mix it
33:26Like that
33:28Oh yeah, like that
33:30Oh
33:34Smells so rotten
33:35Smells so good
33:36I like it
33:37I like it, like it, like that
33:39Wow, Manny Vela
33:40Yes
33:41It looks delicious
33:42It's good
33:44It looks delicious
33:45But you know what?
33:48I will not eat this
33:50Why not?
33:51Why won't you eat it?
33:52You see, I'm
33:53I'm in a diet
33:55I'm in a diet
33:56It is called
33:57South Beach Diet
33:59This diet
34:00It was invented by a person
34:02Who lives in a rotten sea
34:04That's why
34:05This is what I'm studying
34:07Wait, wait
34:08Yes
34:09What is South Beach Diet?
34:10How is that?
34:11Well, South Beach Diet
34:12Is like this
34:13When you prepare a lot of food
34:15It will be delicious
34:16The food is really tasty
34:18And then
34:19You won't eat it
34:20You will just eat yourself
34:21You will just eat
34:22That's why it's like this
34:23Like that?
34:24Yes
34:25Fredrick
34:26That's for me
34:27Why?
34:28I will eat it
34:29Wait, wait
34:30You take this
34:31This is for you, South
34:34Go ahead
34:35Have some fun
34:40Papa
34:41What?
34:42This is your favorite
34:43Papa
34:44I brought something for you
34:46This
34:47You will be happy with me
34:48Me?
34:49Happy with you?
34:50Yes, Papa
34:51Why?
34:52What's up with that?
34:53Because, Papa
34:54We got a free coupon
34:56From the government
34:57Food is hard to eat
34:59Wait, wait
35:01We are not hard to eat
35:02We are human beings
35:04Your uncle is right
35:05We are human beings
35:06And besides
35:07I'm inside the diet
35:08Papa, you know
35:09These foods are rotten
35:11That's why it looks delicious
35:12Rotten?
35:13Yes
35:14It looks
35:15It looks
35:16Yes, Papa
35:18Papa
35:19I already tasted this
35:20It's delicious
35:25What?
35:26What do you think?
35:28Rotten?
35:29Yes
35:30It's really delicious
35:31Papa, there's a cockroach
35:32And
35:33It will eat you
35:34If I were you
35:35Try that
35:36Stop dieting
35:37But wait
35:38But wait
35:39You are not me
35:40Therefore, I am
35:42So
35:43Okay
35:44Okay
35:45Let's try
35:46Let's try
35:50Papa, if there's a cockroach
35:51Take it
35:53There
35:54It's sweet, right?
35:55Yes
35:56Let's eat
36:02What's wrong, Papa?
36:05What's wrong with you, Papa?
36:08What's wrong?
36:10My stomach aches
36:11Ouch
36:13Ouch
36:14What's wrong with you?
36:16Ouch
36:17What's up with that?
36:18Maybe you gave it to us wrongly
36:20Someone took it
36:22It came from there
36:23From where we found it
36:25What?
36:26Ouch
36:27Ouch
36:28Ouch
36:29Ouch
36:30Ouch
36:32Ouch
36:33What's up with this?
36:34Too much
36:35Ouch
36:36Good morning
36:37Hey, Doc Jake
36:38Smelling good again
36:39Pwe
36:41How's the food you brought?
36:43Is it okay?
36:44The food you brought?
36:45Yes
36:46I thought it came from those food coupons
36:49Those coupons
36:50Yes
36:51It came from there
36:52That's why I prepared it well
36:54To make sure it's clean
36:55Not like the others
36:56That are just messy
36:58Clean?
36:59Yes
37:00Ouch
37:01Ouch
37:02Ouch
37:03Sir
37:04Sir, wait
37:05Why are you like that?
37:07Ouch
37:08Ouch
37:09How did you get into trouble?
37:10Huh?
37:11How did I get into trouble?
37:12Ouch
37:13Because you fed them clean
37:15They're not used to clean food
37:18Ouch
37:20Ouch
37:21You have a mouth
37:22Let's see
37:23You have a mouth
37:25What's going to happen with this mess?
37:27Are Don Miguel and Don Herminio going to be okay?
37:30Where will they get the food coupons?
37:33I'm hungry
37:34Next week, we will continue with the Pooja.
37:46Watch out for these scary scenes around you.
37:52Always remember, when you serve the country,
37:58don't be a coward.
38:03Public service from Bubblegum.
38:13Hello?
38:14Hello, Toti.
38:15Mama ni Sukuk pa.
38:18Sukuk pa.
38:19Sukuk pa.
38:21Sukuk pa.
38:22Sukuk pa.
38:23Sukuk pa.
38:25Call her?
38:26What's with the 3 pesos per minute NDD call?
38:29Even now?
38:33Hello?
38:34Sukuk pa?
38:36Sukuk pa.
38:37Why?
38:38Aren't you going to forgive me?
38:41How can I forgive you?
38:42How can I not get angry?
38:43You left us here alone.
38:45You came to Manila.
38:46You joined my friend.
38:48Who else is Toti's son?
38:50Huh?
38:51Sukuk pa.
38:52Sukuk pa.
38:53Sukuk pa.
39:09Go ahead.
39:13What about you?
39:15Wait.
39:16Why are you two here?
39:18You're the only one I called.
39:20And ma'am, it's not time yet.
39:23Yes, I'm just passing by.
39:25I'm just making sure that this is the right way.
39:28Maybe, ma'am, someone else is passing by.
39:36Okay, you can come in. You'll be accepted.
39:41Is San Pedro not here?
39:44He's not here right now. What's his name?
39:47Joy.
39:48Joy.
39:50Joy.
39:55You can't be here, ma'am. You'll go to hell.
39:59Why? In my whole life, I've only done bad things to one person.
40:03That's what's bad. You've done bad things to my cousin.
40:14Is this your name, son?
40:17Okay, you can come in.
40:21His name is Arnulfo Tolentino.
40:31Wait a minute. It's not time yet.
40:33You're not supposed to be here.
40:35You still have a lot to do on earth.
40:37That's why you're not supposed to die.
40:39You still have to go back to earth.
40:41Really? Thank you, ma'am.
40:43Thank you, ma'am.
40:44You're not supposed to die.
40:46You still have a lot to do.
40:48Thank you, ma'am. Thank you so much.
41:08What's your name?
41:10Rosamie.
41:11Rosamie.
41:12Rosamie.
41:16Sorry, your name is not here.
41:19What? My name is not here?
41:21Why is that? I was so kind when I was on earth.
41:24You made me help my fellow men.
41:27Then I built a church.
41:29Whatever you're doing, why can't I come in here?
41:33You're arrogant.
41:43Again, the horoscope is back
41:46according to your fellow men.
41:48I am your servant, Madam Rocha.
41:51To continue,
41:53for those of you who have a flatline
41:56under the zodiac sign of Libra,
41:58the flatline that you hear in the hospital,
42:01the tut-tut-tut,
42:03the tut-tut-tut,
42:05that's the flatline.
42:07Watch your weight.
42:09Don't bring too much food to the cemetery.
42:12Don't ask for food from others.
42:15And don't buy.
42:16You too,
42:17your pants will be tight.
42:19For those of you who have children
42:21who were born in this world
42:23under the zodiac sign of Pisces,
42:25don't pee inside the cemetery.
42:27If necessary,
42:29pee in a plastic bag or in a bottle
42:32and throw the jingles outside.
42:34The living man is the owner.
42:37The living woman is the smeller of fish.
42:40For those of you who have children
42:42who are in the time of Sargitarios,
42:44you will meet a black cat
42:46going to the cemetery.
42:48You will also see a black parrot
42:50flying around.
42:52And the worst of all,
42:54when you raise your arms,
42:56you will notice that your hair is also black.
42:59For those of you who have children
43:01who were conceived by San Pedro
43:03in the zodiac sign of Scorpio,
43:05especially those who dream
43:07of having a complete relationship,
43:09you will be happy.
43:11Because when you go to the cemetery,
43:13you will surely have a crush.
43:15However, it is not love,
43:17but a ball of melted candle.
43:21For those of you who have children
43:23who were born under the zodiac sign of Taurus,
43:26don't bring or wear
43:28any color of red
43:30when you go to the cemetery
43:32and you may be hit by lightning.
43:34But red underwear is okay.
43:36For those of you who have children
43:38who were conceived in the time of Virgo,
43:40your eyes will be tired
43:42of looking at the beautiful women
43:44in the cemetery,
43:46the mestizas, the kayumanggi,
43:48the balikinitan, and the suite.
43:50Just be careful because
43:52the woman you have a crush on
43:54is just another white lady.
43:56That is where your fate
43:58for the coming days of souls ends.
44:00There they are,
44:02I am asking you to bring them on Monday.
44:04This is your servant,
44:06Madam Roja,
44:08who is leaving.
44:10Goodbye.
44:18Hello?
44:20Hello, Toti.
44:22Mama ni Sukupa.
44:24Sukupa.
44:26Sukupa.
44:28Sukupa.
44:30Sukupa.
44:32Call her.
44:34What is this 3 pesos per minute
44:36NDD call? Even now?
44:40Hello?
44:42Sukupa.
44:44Who are you looking for?
44:46Sukupa.
44:48Who are you looking for?
44:50Sukupa.
44:52Are you crazy?
44:54Who are you calling and you don't know
44:56the meaning of Sukupa?
44:58Sukupa.
45:00I don't know you.
45:04Sukupa.
45:28What is your name again?
45:30Angelica Jones.
45:32You are accepted.
45:36San Pedro,
45:38I just have a favor.
45:40I am so kind.
45:42Can I be an angel?
45:44You?
45:46Yes.
45:48No, you can't.
45:50Why?
45:52Because of your weight.
45:54You might not be able to fly.
45:58Okay, you can come in now.
46:00Here's your key.
46:04Wait, where are you going?
46:06Here.
46:08My name is on the list.
46:10My income.
46:12If that's the case,
46:14you should wear a vest first.
46:16Your clothes are too tight.
46:18Why? This is a different life.
46:20What if this is a different life?
46:22Isn't the income of the soul
46:24popular here?
46:28Here's your key.
46:30Wow, it's heaven.
46:32It's so beautiful and quiet.
46:34I'm so happy for her.
46:36How can you not be happy?
46:38She died on the ground.
46:40It's so hard and chaotic.
46:42Wow,
46:44it's heaven.
46:46It's so beautiful and happy.
46:48Here's your key.
46:50Why did she die?
46:52Didn't you see her face?
46:54She died in an accident.
46:56Her hardship is over.
47:08Bro, what did you kill?
47:10She slipped.
47:12That's why she's scared of us.
47:14What's the connection with your death?
47:16I was laughed at.
47:22Did you see her face?
47:24Oh, my.
47:26You see, my friends?
47:28It's over.
47:30It's over.
47:32It's over.
47:34Thank you so much
47:36for watching.
47:40I'll go first.
47:42Thank you for the bubble shirts.
47:44Thank you for the sun dance.
47:46I also want to thank
47:48everyone who bought
47:50the DVD and VCD of my show.
47:52Now, it's out on video.
47:54Yes.
47:58I want to say hi
48:00to LV Pineda.
48:02I want to say hi
48:04to Dr. Vera.
48:06I want to say hi
48:08to Dr. Kalaya.
48:10I want to say hi
48:12to my friends.
48:16I want to thank
48:18everyone who supports
48:20our favorite series.
48:22That's why we are number one.
48:28Is this your house?
48:30My idol, Kan.
48:32Forever in my Brain.
48:34Everyone who supports
48:36Bubble Gang.
48:38We are so far.
48:40See you next week on
48:42Bubble Gang.
48:44Let's go inside.
48:46You can't get out.
48:48Wait, what are you doing there?
48:50We're going to heaven!
48:52We're going to heaven!
48:54We're going to heaven!
48:56If you're looking for more details about our book,
48:59I'd like to ask you first.
49:04Does he have the right to enter inside?
49:08Because...
49:11Oh, shit!
49:13Why? I didn't do anything wrong to...
49:22Bro, bro.
49:23What did you kill?
49:25He slipped.
49:27I killed him.
49:29Oh, right.
49:30Maybe tomorrow or the day after.
49:32Tomorrow?
49:33That's enough.
49:36All we're saying is, don't go to heaven.
49:40Huh?
49:43Your fate now depends on your actions.
49:46Sorry.
49:47Sorry.
49:49Sorry.
49:52Because he's not used to being clean.