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00:00:00We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later? You know I just
00:00:14got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm going to get deported.
00:00:18Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:00:22What? How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together. If
00:00:35we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now? See, that's the problem. I don't want
00:00:39to marry you. Ever. What? Truth is, I'm already seeing someone else. Who? It doesn't matter,
00:00:47Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:00:51Don't cry, Leslie. I'm not opening this cheating asshole.
00:00:58Leslie! I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table. I deserve
00:01:15someone better. Fuck you, David. Yeah, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:01:45Miss Madison? You going somewhere? I can give you a ride. It's good with you in private.
00:02:09Leslie! Leslie! Who is this? This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer than
00:02:21you, and has a bigger dick than you. So you're the one who's getting dumped, David.
00:02:27Sorry about that. This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same
00:02:48day. And now I'm crying in a stranger's car. Wait, who are you? Mr. Williams, I really cannot
00:03:00disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is. The person's already refused the
00:03:03donation. There's nothing else I can do. You said this person's the only match for my brother.
00:03:10Uh, correct. Then you must know I have no recourse. This person doesn't donate. My
00:03:19brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives. Please, save my brother. Leslie Madison, the donor.
00:03:34Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams. Leslie, just call me Leslie. Leslie, I need your help. I
00:03:47need you to save my brother. I don't know about this. When the doctor called, he said it was
00:03:59gonna be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation. Why did you put your name on the donor's list if
00:04:05you're not gonna donate? Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia? If I see needles, I'm
00:04:10going to faint. I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore. Isn't there anyone else? No, you're the
00:04:20only one. My brother, his name is James. He should be in college instead of lying here at this door.
00:04:32Parents died when we were really young. We were raised by our grandmother. Leslie, without your
00:04:38bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live. Yes, money. How could I forget? Money, of course. I
00:04:47can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen. Marriage? What did you just say? Are
00:05:00you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation. Then marry me, and I'll
00:05:12make the donation. You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your
00:05:17brother. Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win. Does she know who I am? Does she
00:05:25want to marry into the Williams family? Let me get this straight. You want to marry me for a green
00:05:33card? Yes. Why else would I marry a stranger? Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I
00:05:43won't be able to help your brother. So, what do you say? Okay, deal. Sorry. We just need to do a blood test to
00:06:08confirm, and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks. Miss
00:06:13Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm? Hey, are you okay? Yeah. You can use this one.
00:06:38Come on, Leslie. You got to pull through. You can't get deported. Mom and dad are counting on you.
00:06:52Are you okay? You seem like you're about to faint. Hey, don't look at her. Look at me. I'll tell you a secret. I'm
00:07:12definitely afraid of bugs. I mean, I know I'm a big guy, but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
00:07:19This one time, I was in this huge meeting, and this spider came out of the ceiling, and he landed on my arm, and then he
00:07:26started crawling up, and I ran out the door and peed my pants. And we're done. See, that wasn't so bad, right? I didn't
00:07:38even tell it was already over.
00:07:55Eunice, so this is your aunt's place? Yeah, on my mother's side. I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
00:08:08Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here. Well, I can pick you up tomorrow to get married. Oh, no, no, no. I'll get there
00:08:18myself. 9am, City Hall. I'll be there. Okay. Goodnight. Goodnight, Simon. You what? Marry her. Tomorrow. It's the only way
00:08:37to save James. So the money's not enough. She wants to be part of the Williams family. Simon, she's a gold digger. I don't
00:08:48think she knows who I am. I think she just wants to move here so she can get a green card. So that way she can stay in this
00:08:53country. Plus, be a great way for me to keep watch to make sure James recovers. Keep it that way. Don't let her find out your
00:09:02real identity. You cannot let the public know about this. If they find out you married an immigrant, our stocks will plummet. So
00:09:11once James recovers, divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:09:21Simon!
00:09:32Here is your breakfast, Uncle Toby. Hey, loser! Where's my coffee? Kylie, what's the matter with you? Don't talk to your cousin like
00:09:49that. She's not wrong. How long are you staying here anyways? I mean, you're a grown ass adult. I'm not housing and feeding you for
00:09:57free. Toby! Where's she gonna go? She lost her job, got dumped and now she's homeless. Ignore them, sweetheart. Stay as long as you
00:10:07need to. I'll find a place soon and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent as soon as I get a job. Oh, crap. I have somewhere
00:10:20important to make. Wait, no breakfast? Important my ass. Where's someone like her gonna go? This is not funny.
00:10:31Finally, my ticket to this great country. Thank you. I mean it. You're welcome. If there's nothing else I can give you a ride or
00:10:52something. Actually, there is something else. Okay. Thank you. I made a checklist. Number one, open a joint bank account.
00:11:12Number two, host a small wedding with family for photos. Number three, go on dates and post on social media. What's all this for?
00:11:21A marriage certificate is not enough. I need this to look realistic. We need to prove the authenticity of our marriage to the immigration
00:11:28officer with lots of photos. Oh, and don't worry about the bank account. We just need to put a little money together.
00:11:33That's not enough.
00:11:39What?
00:11:52Move in? Together?
00:11:56Yes.
00:12:01Move in? Together?
00:12:04Yes. If you want to make this look believable, we're going to have to move in together. That's what married people do, right?
00:12:10That would solve my living arrangement problems. But moving in with a stranger.
00:12:18And as for the rest of the checklist, I got it taken care of. Don't worry about it. Oh, and let's have the wedding a week from now. That
00:12:26gives me time to prep and we can move in together after the wedding. Sound good?
00:12:34Wow, you are really on top of it. I just feel bad making you do all of this work.
00:12:42Don't worry about it. I just need you to stay healthy. A brother's life depends on it.
00:12:50Simon, there's one more thing.
00:12:53What is it?
00:12:55I don't have a lot of money right now. So if it's okay, can you pay for the wedding bills?
00:13:02And don't even worry about the money. I think I got it covered.
00:13:04No, no, no, no, no. I have to pitch in. I can't just leech off of you. I'll pay you back as soon as I find a new job.
00:13:11Okay, deal.
00:13:13Okay, let's do this.
00:13:17Good morning, Mr. Williams.
00:13:33You have a board meeting at 11.30am. Then you have a lunch with the executive team. Then later in the afternoon, you have a meeting with Mr. J at Crazy Maple Studio discuss their latest app, Real Short.
00:13:44Real Short? The media streaming platform?
00:13:47Yes, it's really popular right now. And it's soaring on both iOS and Google Play Charts.
00:13:51Set the meeting room up for Mr. J's arrival. It'd be great if he accepts our investment.
00:13:57Oh, and one more thing.
00:13:58Of course. What do you need, sir?
00:13:59I need you to find me a modest house in a great neighborhood. And then I need a new car. Something like a Mercedes will be fine.
00:14:05And lastly, I need you to book me a wedding venue a week from now.
00:14:09Uh, okay. Anything else?
00:14:11Actually, yes. Hold on a minute.
00:14:13I know.
00:14:16That's not a great idea.
00:14:29Who's that?
00:14:34Who's that?
00:14:35It's Mia White, heiress of the White family. I hear she's going to be engaged to Mr. Williams soon.
00:14:41But she's not even that pretty.
00:14:43Yeah, but who cares? She's worth billions. I hear T9 is going to merge with White Group.
00:14:47What does that mean for us?
00:14:49Pay raise.
00:14:53Mr. J, it was great talking to you today.
00:14:56I guarantee you that T6 is going to take your company to the next level.
00:15:00Yes, yes, of course.
00:15:08Okay.
00:15:10Talk to you next week.
00:15:12Hi, Simon.
00:15:14Um, Mia, what are you doing here?
00:15:19You haven't called or texted.
00:15:22You know, I've been busy.
00:15:33Your grandmother wanted me to check up on you.
00:15:37It's almost 5.30. We should go grab dinner.
00:15:40I made us reservations at Joel Rovachan.
00:15:44Your favorite.
00:15:45I, uh, got something else to do.
00:15:48Where?
00:15:50Bring me.
00:15:54Mia, go home.
00:16:00Simon!
00:16:11Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:16:12Yes?
00:16:14I need to tell you something.
00:16:15All right.
00:16:17I got married this morning.
00:16:18That's nice, dear.
00:16:20Wait, what?
00:16:22I thought you and David broke up.
00:16:24I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:16:26She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:16:28It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:16:36Um, I actually met this guy a while back.
00:16:39And we recently reconnected and headed off.
00:16:42Plus, you know my visa situation.
00:16:45Yeah, but marriage? Already?
00:16:48Well, what's his name?
00:16:50How old is he?
00:16:51What's he do for a living?
00:16:53When's dinner?
00:16:55I'm so hungry I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:16:57Almost.
00:16:59Patty.
00:17:01This conversation's not over yet, missy.
00:17:04Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:07I'll be fine.
00:17:09This conversation's not over yet, missy.
00:17:12Don't worry, Aunt Marie. I'll be fine.
00:17:15And I'm moving in with us, finishing.
00:17:18What?
00:17:20Wait, you seriously went and got yourself married?
00:17:23Who's the guy?
00:17:24Some homeless bubby found on the street?
00:17:26That's not nice.
00:17:27What?
00:17:29We all know she was marrying for the green card.
00:17:31She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:17:33First of all, his name is Simon.
00:17:36Second of all, he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:17:39Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:17:41I have to take this.
00:17:52Hey, is everything okay?
00:17:55Uh, what? I can't call and check on my wife?
00:17:59Of course you can, husband.
00:18:04I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:18:07No, everything's great with James.
00:18:10The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:13So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:16The doctor gave us the green light for the bone marrow donation.
00:18:19So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:18:21Okay.
00:18:22Don't worry.
00:18:24I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:18:28Actually, I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:18:33You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:18:35so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:18:39and then maybe buy some rings.
00:18:41Hey, listen, don't worry. I'm going to pay for everything.
00:18:44No need.
00:18:47I'm broke and I'll just find something online.
00:18:50We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:18:52so there's no reason to waste money.
00:18:54No, really, it's no problem at all.
00:18:56No, it's okay. I'll be busy tomorrow anyway.
00:18:58I have to apply for jobs.
00:19:00Oh, okay. I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:19:03Have a good night.
00:19:07Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:19:09If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:19:11I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:19:14He's such a sweet guy.
00:19:27Um, who are you?
00:19:29Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:19:32Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:19:35Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:19:38Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:19:41Great, then let's get started.
00:19:50Sunrise and clear skies
00:19:53Together you and me
00:19:56I know right here is where I want to be
00:20:00Forever one in three
00:20:03Wow, spectacular.
00:20:05That is amazing.
00:20:07What a vision.
00:20:10I love it.
00:20:12How are you even going to afford all of this?
00:20:14You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:18Hayley.
00:20:23I love it.
00:20:25How are you even going to afford all of this?
00:20:27You don't even pay us rent.
00:20:30Hayley.
00:20:32All of this looks lovely, but she's right.
00:20:35I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:20:38Oh, don't worry.
00:20:40Your husband already paid.
00:20:42Just pick whatever you like.
00:20:44Oh, I almost forgot.
00:20:46Susie, show her the shoes.
00:20:48Got it.
00:20:50Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:20:52This was a special order.
00:20:54Paid for already as well.
00:20:56Wait, are those limited edition?
00:20:58Let me try them on.
00:21:00Hayley, what are you doing?
00:21:02Wait a minute.
00:21:04Um, these were custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:21:06The shoes are in her size.
00:21:29How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:21:41I love them.
00:21:58I'm glad you like them.
00:22:03Simon.
00:22:04How are you?
00:22:06Firstly, this is your husband.
00:22:08Oh, yeah.
00:22:10This is Simon.
00:22:12What the actual fuck?
00:22:15This is Simon.
00:22:17Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:22:19We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hayley.
00:22:24Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:22:27Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:22:29Sounds good, Simon.
00:22:30But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:22:34Joey, we're all done here?
00:22:36Yes, Mr. Williams, we're all done here.
00:22:39Shall we?
00:22:57Wait.
00:22:59What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:02I'm not that rich. The car's just a rental.
00:23:11Wait.
00:23:13What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:23:16I'm not that rich. The car's just a rental.
00:23:26Wait.
00:23:45Simon, what is this place?
00:23:49She thinks this house is nice.
00:23:51I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:23:53This is where I'll be living.
00:23:55As a married couple.
00:24:13This is where I'll be living.
00:24:15As a married couple.
00:24:18I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:24:23I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:24:26Wait, not much?
00:24:29What are you talking about?
00:24:31This place is so nice.
00:24:34What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:24:38I don't own it, I just rent it.
00:24:41How much do you pay for rent?
00:24:44I don't know if I can afford half. It's kind of expensive.
00:24:47I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent.
00:24:49Especially if that woman's my wife.
00:24:51Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:24:54Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:24:55We can discuss it later.
00:24:57I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:00I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:03Sunset Resort?
00:25:05Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:25:09No, no, no, no.
00:25:12Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:25:15Right here is perfect.
00:25:18You want a backyard wedding?
00:25:22Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:25:25You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:25:30What do you even do for a living?
00:25:34Um...
00:25:37What do you even do for a living?
00:25:41Um...
00:25:44I'm just a software engineer.
00:25:47Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:25:51Anyway, yes, please, can we just do a small wedding?
00:25:54It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:25:57As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
00:25:59You're right. I should call Teresa.
00:26:02We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:08I can't believe you went from breakup to married in, like, 72 hours.
00:26:13Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:26:17Good program.
00:26:19You know, this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:26:25What's his name?
00:26:27Simon Williams.
00:26:30Simon Williams?
00:26:32As in billionaire? CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:38As in billionaire? CEO Simon Williams?
00:26:43Of course not. Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:26:47Are you sure?
00:26:49Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:26:51There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:26:54I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:26:58He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:00I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:06Yeah, I guess you're right. That would be insane.
00:27:09I wish.
00:27:10Okay, next question.
00:27:12Is he hot?
00:27:14Major eye candy.
00:27:16You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:27:19The wedding!
00:27:21Should we cheer?
00:27:22Yes, let's do it.
00:27:25That's a good one.
00:27:27Oh, that is so cute.
00:27:29So cute.
00:27:30Again, again.
00:27:31Okay.
00:27:37You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish,
00:27:41but do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:46Is that clear?
00:27:47But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:27:52Just give me a second, okay?
00:28:01Hi.
00:28:02You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:28:04It's very nice to meet you.
00:28:06Let's cut the crap.
00:28:08I've seen hundreds of girls like you,
00:28:11and when they're in love,
00:28:14I've seen hundreds of girls like you,
00:28:16and when this fake marriage fiasco is over,
00:28:19you'll be getting a divorce.
00:28:21Immediately.
00:28:23That was the agreement.
00:28:25Of course.
00:28:26If James' recovery goes without a hitch,
00:28:29we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:28:32But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:28:36So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:28:39That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:28:42I came to this country when I was 21,
00:28:44all by myself, on a work visa.
00:28:46And if my work visa wasn't expiring,
00:28:48I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:28:51So yes, I may be a poor, working-class immigrant,
00:28:55but you cannot look down on my character.
00:28:58I am not a gold digger.
00:29:00Of course not.
00:29:03Grandma, could you not scare my bride away?
00:29:07She's very hard to find.
00:29:10Sorry about my grandmother.
00:29:11Simon!
00:29:12It's okay. I understand.
00:29:15She's a little senile.
00:29:24Shall we?
00:29:25Let's go.
00:29:32Thank you. Right there.
00:29:34Oh, I love it.
00:29:35Yes.
00:29:36Okay, yes.
00:29:41Please. Perfect.
00:29:42Can you get this real quick?
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:46Uh-huh.
00:29:48Perfect.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:53Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:29:56Thank you. Right there.
00:29:57Okay.
00:29:58I'm gonna need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:02Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:05And look like you love me.
00:30:07Okay.
00:30:08Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:30:11What?
00:30:14I think he's right.
00:30:17How's a wedding photo gonna be complete without a kiss?
00:30:41Ugh.
00:30:42Man, I am so tired.
00:30:47Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:30:52Did you get enough photos?
00:30:54Oh, yeah.
00:30:57Teresa took some, and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:01He made us look super legit.
00:31:02Whoa, just legit?
00:31:04We look cute in these.
00:31:06Okay, cute and legit.
00:31:09Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:31:13Why is that?
00:31:15Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:31:23Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:31:26I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon,
00:31:31and I'll post other photos there.
00:31:33Don't worry, I'll make it private,
00:31:35but it's for the immigration officer.
00:31:38Oh, that sounds good.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:52Dr. Walker?
00:31:54Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:31:59Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:03Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:09Doctor?
00:32:11Something urgent has come up.
00:32:12We need to go into surgery right now.
00:32:13Follow me.
00:32:15Please, keep going, Dr. Kempf.
00:32:17Please try his receptionist and his wife.
00:32:21I'll apply a local anesthetic,
00:32:23but since this was sold last second,
00:32:25my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:32:28Miss Madison, please lay down on your side
00:32:31and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:32:39You're so brave. Thank you so much.
00:32:53You're going to feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in.
00:32:55Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:03Here we go.
00:33:08I have to pull through for Simon.
00:33:18I am so sorry.
00:33:39Leslie?
00:33:41Leslie!
00:33:48Hey.
00:33:52You're awake.
00:33:56Well, how did it go?
00:33:58It went well.
00:34:00I'm glad you're okay.
00:34:01I'm glad you're okay.
00:34:02I'm glad you're okay.
00:34:03I'm glad you're okay.
00:34:04I'm glad you're okay.
00:34:05I'm glad you're okay.
00:34:07Whoa, hey, how do you feel?
00:34:13My back kind of hurts, but other than that, I feel fine.
00:34:19What happened?
00:34:20You passed out.
00:34:23But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:34:26Okay.
00:34:28What about your brother? Is everything okay?
00:34:32The bone marrow transfusion was a success.
00:34:37Okay.
00:34:39It's...
00:34:44all thanks to you.
00:34:52All thanks to you.
00:35:07Okay.
00:35:12I'm hungry.
00:35:15I'm sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:35:18Do you want something to eat?
00:35:20Maybe just a bag of fries.
00:35:24No, I think you need something more nutritional than that.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:28Just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:35:30Okay.
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:37Ted, I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:35:48Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:35:51All right, thank you.
00:36:07Cheers.
00:36:18Oh, I'm so full.
00:36:21This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:23You should try my cooking. I'm an excellent chef.
00:36:25Really? No, you don't seem like the type.
00:36:28Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:36:31Wife.
00:36:33You know, it's so strange.
00:36:37There's no one in here tonight.
00:36:39I thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:36:43Well, it just so happens I'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor.
00:36:47So, here we are.
00:36:49Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:36:51Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:36:55That is still so strange to hear.
00:36:58Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:00My friend told me earlier that you happen to have the same name as this billionaire CEO, Simon Williams.
00:37:11Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:13That isn't you, is it?
00:37:16Where's Leslie at?
00:37:17What do you mean you're closed?
00:37:19Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:21Sorry, but we're closed for private dining.
00:37:22Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:37:25Wait.
00:37:26Leslie?
00:37:33Wait.
00:37:34Leslie?
00:37:38Wow.
00:37:39Look at you, Leslie.
00:37:42Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:37:44I always knew you were after my money.
00:37:46I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams, for the disturbance.
00:37:48We can come for a meal.
00:37:50Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend?
00:37:53Yeah, Sarah.
00:37:55Me and Leslie, my loser ex.
00:37:58I mean, she clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:02Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:07Simon, let's go.
00:38:09I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:11She's a skank.
00:38:12She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:18What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:20I'm in a suit.
00:38:21What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:22I'm in a suit.
00:38:23Baby, are you okay?
00:38:25No one calls my wife a skank.
00:38:29Make sure they're blacklisted.
00:38:30I don't want to hear them again.
00:38:42Thank you for what you did back there.
00:38:47But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:38:49Violence is not the answer.
00:38:51Well, of course it's not the answer, but it is the solution.
00:38:59You want to talk about it?
00:39:01What's there to talk about?
00:39:04I basically saw everything.
00:39:07He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:10We even got engaged.
00:39:13I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:16Instead, he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:39:20Like Sarah.
00:39:21He doesn't deserve you.
00:39:24I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:39:28Begging someone to help me.
00:39:30Feeling so powerless.
00:39:32I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:39:39I know exactly what you mean.
00:39:46James plays the piano.
00:39:53I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:39:56I couldn't do anything.
00:39:59The doctor showed me your photo.
00:40:02I had hope again.
00:40:16James plays the piano.
00:40:42I'm sorry.
00:40:44I didn't mean to wake you.
00:40:45Morning.
00:40:47Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:40:49Are you offering me breakfast?
00:40:54I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:40:56Plus, it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:40:59Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:02Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:05Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:07Oh, you got something right here.
00:41:13James plays the piano.
00:41:29This is the moment of truth.
00:41:31I try yours and you try mine.
00:41:34Here we go.
00:41:37Here we go.
00:41:43James plays the piano.
00:41:50How is it?
00:41:55Oh, come on.
00:41:57I'm just kidding. It's delicious.
00:42:01It's actually really good.
00:42:14Was it good?
00:42:16Let me try.
00:42:28Yummy.
00:42:30That's weird.
00:42:36What?
00:42:40I got a meeting. I gotta go to the office.
00:42:41I think I gotta go to the office.
00:42:43Do you have any plans?
00:42:44It's already Monday.
00:42:46I have an interview. I gotta go.
00:42:47Okay, well, hey, listen, I can give you a ride.
00:42:54Darling, you're back.
00:42:56How wonderful.
00:42:59You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:01No, sweetheart. You're a doll.
00:43:03Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:04Okay.
00:43:05I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:06I know. I missed you.
00:43:08Sit down, darling.
00:43:09So nice to see you.
00:43:10By the way, Francesca,
00:43:12I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:14They're great for your health.
00:43:16Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:18But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:20You're practically family.
00:43:23That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:26I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:28Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:30We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:33And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:43:38But I've done everything I can
00:43:40with Francesca.
00:43:42I make the time to see him.
00:43:44He says no.
00:43:46Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:43:48Preoccupied?
00:43:50With what?
00:43:53Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:43:55If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:43:57Mia, he...
00:44:00I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:03But you have to promise me
00:44:05you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:07Of course.
00:44:08It's my word.
00:44:16Just my luck.
00:44:21Sarah, meet Leslie, my...
00:44:23my loser, actually.
00:44:27Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:29This is a professional setting.
00:44:31You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:44:39When I saw your resume,
00:44:41I almost laughed.
00:44:43I thought I just had to interview you.
00:44:48So, Miss Madison,
00:44:50tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:44:55Miss Madison,
00:44:57tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:01I was laid off
00:45:03because the company decided to outsource
00:45:05the whole department.
00:45:06I wasn't fired.
00:45:08I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:10They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:13They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:15There's actually a word for that.
00:45:17It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:22Loser.
00:45:24Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:26You're very professional.
00:45:29The boss should be proud.
00:45:37Hey, it's me.
00:45:39So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:45:43Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:45:46She slept with her boss at her previous job,
00:45:49and that's why she got fired.
00:45:57What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:45:59I smell it all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:01I'm glad you had a good night's sleep.
00:46:03I smell it all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:05I'm glad you're home.
00:46:07Dinner is ready.
00:46:09I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house
00:46:11and not already have dinner on the table.
00:46:13You're incredible.
00:46:15Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:34Usually darkness.
00:46:37Well, you have me now.
00:46:40And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:46:44Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:46:48How's it going, by the way?
00:46:50The job interview?
00:46:52Don't remind me.
00:46:54It was the worst.
00:46:56But it's okay.
00:46:58I have a bunch of other interviews lined up,
00:47:00so it's going to be fine.
00:47:01No, I love a good story.
00:47:03Okay, so remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:07Shut up.
00:47:09She was just like, oh yeah, I'm going to get shit.
00:47:12I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:26Hi.
00:47:28I'm Leslie Madison. I'm here for an interview.
00:47:29Let me check.
00:47:33Oh, Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:36Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:38What? Why?
00:47:40Um, that I do not know.
00:47:53Hi.
00:47:55This is Leslie Madison. I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:00Cancelled.
00:48:02Right.
00:48:04Got it.
00:48:06Thanks.
00:48:14Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Bessie.
00:48:17What is going on?
00:48:19Something terrible is happening.
00:48:20Something terrible is happening.
00:48:28So you're telling me that all your interviews were cancelled on you?
00:48:31Yup.
00:48:33And they were all like,
00:48:35you're not a suitable candidate anymore,
00:48:37or some bullshit like,
00:48:39this position has already been filled.
00:48:41That is very weird.
00:48:43Right?
00:48:45It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:48:46Hmm.
00:48:48I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:48:50I'm gonna text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:48:55Oh my lord.
00:49:00Okay, enough of that.
00:49:02I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:04Look, there's a private Discord chat
00:49:07where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:49:10And, um, you're on there.
00:49:16What?
00:49:20What the actual fuck?
00:49:23I can't believe this.
00:49:25Look, here, drink some water.
00:49:27You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:30Here you go.
00:49:37I hate this.
00:49:41Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:49:43Hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:49:44We are going to put you down,
00:49:46and we are going to call your husband
00:49:49to come pick you up.
00:49:51I think you texted me his number.
00:49:53He's not even my husband.
00:49:55He's fake.
00:49:58Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:02Looks pretty real to me.
00:50:04Hey, I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:06That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:11That boy.
00:50:15These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:20Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:23Yes, sir.
00:50:28Leslie?
00:50:30I'm going to be a little...
00:50:33I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:35Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:37Cancel it, Ted.
00:50:39This is a changed man.
00:50:45Oh, hey.
00:50:48Hey.
00:50:50Thank you for calling.
00:50:52Is everything okay?
00:50:54It's barely six. Why is she like this?
00:50:56Hey, come on.
00:50:58Hey, come on. We got to go.
00:51:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:02Can you help me, please?
00:51:03Yes.
00:51:04All right, let's...
00:51:05One, two, three.
00:51:06Come on, let's go.
00:51:07Hey.
00:51:08Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:10I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:12All right, so this is what you like
00:51:13Hey, come on.
00:51:14Come on, look, look.
00:51:16Whoa, whoa.
00:51:17Okay, all right.
00:51:18Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:21All right, watch your head there.
00:51:22Careful.
00:51:26Okay.
00:51:29All right.
00:51:34Well, Tracy, do you need a ride?
00:51:35Oh, no, I'll just walk.
00:51:36I'm super close.
00:51:38Okay.
00:51:40Well...
00:51:42Can you let me in? What's going on?
00:51:44Oh, boy.
00:51:47There's a rumor going around about Leslie
00:51:50that it could not be further from the truth.
00:51:54A rumor? What did it say?
00:52:01Hey, Ted.
00:52:03I'm going to send you a screenshot.
00:52:05Show it to our HR
00:52:06and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:12Okay.
00:52:34Simon.
00:52:35Yes?
00:52:37Let's drink some wine.
00:52:39How about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:42No, I want wine.
00:52:45No, no wine.
00:52:47Please?
00:52:48No.
00:52:49I want wine.
00:52:50No.
00:52:52How about we make omelets?
00:52:54I tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
00:52:57Okay, all right.
00:52:58Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:00I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:02I think you drank all of it.
00:53:03Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:08No.
00:53:19Put this on.
00:53:39Put this on.
00:53:42Don't tell me what to do.
00:53:49I don't want to be here.
00:54:05No touch.
00:54:09No touch.
00:54:16Leslie?
00:54:20Hey, wake up.
00:54:38Wake up.
00:55:09Simon?
00:55:11Hmm?
00:55:13You're naked.
00:55:20Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:26What did I do?
00:55:28Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:33I'm sorry.
00:55:34Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:38Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:55:52Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:55:55How did you know about that?
00:55:57Theresa told me.
00:55:59Oh, I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:02I'll figure it out.
00:56:04Leslie, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:08I'm your husband.
00:56:10Fake husband.
00:56:15Leslie, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:20What do you mean?
00:56:23I've fallen for you.
00:56:24Do you have feelings for me, too?
00:56:27Of course I do, but what are you saying?
00:56:30That we just not get divorced when our agreement is up?
00:56:34No, no, what I'm saying is give us a shot.
00:56:41Okay.
00:56:49I'm sorry.
00:56:51I'm sorry.
00:56:52I'm sorry.
00:57:00So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from Central Media.
00:57:03Do you have a name?
00:57:05Just a first name. Sarah.
00:57:07I'm still looking into it.
00:57:09Sarah.
00:57:11Instead he talked to me and got somebody better.
00:57:14Like Sarah.
00:57:16Sarah.
00:57:18I know exactly who that is.
00:57:19Looks like I'm going to have to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:22Oh, and Ted.
00:57:24I know who Leslie's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:26I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:28Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:30Cancel them.
00:57:34What am I, a detective now?
00:57:41Everyone, look busy!
00:57:43We've got an important guest coming. Chop, chop!
00:57:46What's up with her?
00:57:47I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:57:50Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:57:52Right now.
00:57:54Whoa, T6 CEO.
00:57:56That's a huge potential client.
00:58:04Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
00:58:08Two things.
00:58:10I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:12I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:14And the second thing?
00:58:15I need you to fire someone.
00:58:23Mr. Williams, I apologize for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:28That employee will be dealt with promptly.
00:58:32I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:34Hi, Leslie Madison speaking.
00:58:40Thank you so much.
00:58:42No problem.
00:58:43Okay.
00:58:46I got hired.
00:58:49I got hired!
00:58:52I got hired!
00:58:54I got hired!
00:58:56I got hired!
00:58:58I got hired!
00:59:00I got hired!
00:59:02Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:04Come in.
00:59:10Sarah, you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:15Yes, ma'am. Three years on the dot.
00:59:17Then I just have to say, I am disappointed in you.
00:59:22I am disappointed in you.
00:59:25And I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:28Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:30I will not tolerate slandering in this company!
00:59:34Spreading false rumors about other women so they can't get hired?
00:59:38I...
00:59:40Sarah! Pack your shit up! You're fired!
00:59:44Fiona, please give me another chance! I'll do better, I promise!
00:59:49I can't lose my job!
00:59:51Even if I wanted to give you a second chance, I can't.
00:59:55Why?
00:59:56Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
01:00:00Who?
01:00:02Who? You don't know.
01:00:04CEO of T6, Simon Williams.
01:00:08That woman that you slandered?
01:00:10That was his wife.
01:00:13You should just be lucky they are not pressing charges.
01:00:27I am breaking up with you.
01:00:30What? What do you mean, baby? Why?
01:00:33I got fired!
01:00:35Wait, I did too. And it was for no reason.
01:00:38No reason? Of course there's a reason, you dumbass!
01:00:42She's married to T6 Group's CEO, Simon Williams.
01:00:46It's something you should have told me about!
01:00:49Wait, that's impossible!
01:00:51Sarah, wait! What are you doing?
01:00:54What are you doing? Really?
01:00:57Fuck you, David! You ruined my life! I hope you die in a ditch!
01:01:03Sarah! Sarah, wait!
01:01:14This looks great. What's the occasion?
01:01:17So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:21Yes, I recall.
01:01:22So, the company, Century Media, they actually hired me.
01:01:27And then when I asked about Sarah, they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:31Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again.
01:01:35It's like, bam! Suddenly my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:39So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:42I'm really happy for you.
01:01:46I have a new job, filed for a green card.
01:01:50Life is just so, so good.
01:01:53I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:01:58Leslie, I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:03What do you mean?
01:02:05Everyone around me knows about us, and your family knows about us.
01:02:08The thing is, we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:12It's this whole family thing...
01:02:13Simon!
01:02:16So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:22So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:25Simon?
01:02:27Who's this?
01:02:29I'm Mia White, his fiancée.
01:02:31She's not my fiancée.
01:02:33It's just a family thing.
01:02:35Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:02:37I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:39But you have to admit, I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
01:02:43We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:46Not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:02:51Immigrant trash?
01:02:53You rude bitch.
01:02:57White!
01:02:59You told her?
01:03:01No, I have no...
01:03:03Mia, I need you to leave.
01:03:05I'm warning you.
01:03:07No, don't go anywhere.
01:03:10I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:14Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:17What's going on?
01:03:19What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:22You still don't know?
01:03:24Simon Williams, the man you have no business marrying,
01:03:28is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:31Multi-billionaire.
01:03:33Richest man in the world.
01:03:35Generational wealth.
01:03:37Should I go on?
01:03:39Is that all true?
01:03:41Is that all true?
01:03:45It's still me.
01:03:48Nothing's changed, I was going to tell you today.
01:03:50Everything has changed.
01:03:52You lied to me.
01:03:54Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:03:56You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:00You're not one of us.
01:04:03What do you bring to the table?
01:04:05Mia, shut the fuck up.
01:04:07I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:09Leslie, wait. Leslie!
01:04:11Leslie, please stop.
01:04:13Look what you did.
01:04:15Simon, wait.
01:04:17Leslie!
01:04:24You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:27You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:30Leslie, wait, please.
01:04:32Let me explain.
01:04:34Explain what, Simon?
01:04:36Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:38Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:39None of that matters.
01:04:41If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:43I'm not upset, I'm hurt.
01:04:46How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:49You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:04:52When you told me to give us a chance,
01:04:54I really thought about it.
01:04:56I really thought that we could be together.
01:04:58Why not?
01:05:03Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:05Look at me, I love you.
01:05:06Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:08Did you even live there before?
01:05:10Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:12I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:14Because deep down in your heart,
01:05:16you believe what Mia said.
01:05:18We aren't from the same world.
01:05:20A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:24Don't follow me, please.
01:05:37Oh Leslie, what's happened?
01:05:44What? What?
01:05:53God, you really are a loser.
01:05:55Here, have some tea.
01:05:59It's just a breakup, it's not that big a deal.
01:06:02Men are stupid anyways.
01:06:06Yeah, you could say that again.
01:06:08So what's your next step?
01:06:10I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:12I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:06:14Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:18My American dream is dead Hayley.
01:06:21That's a crock of bull.
01:06:24Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:26Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:28And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:30But he's not that special.
01:06:32At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:34You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:37Four billion.
01:06:39Get over it.
01:06:41And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:06:51If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself.
01:07:04Yes, I was recording.
01:07:07Hello, and thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:11I have called this press conference because I would like the general public and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:17Number one, T6 will not be completing the merger with the White group for the foreseeable future.
01:07:26What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:28I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:31And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
01:07:34I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:38Now, I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security.
01:07:44But rest assured, she is a normal civilian.
01:07:48In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:07:53And I love her very much.
01:07:55Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:07:59This one is for you.
01:08:03No further questions. I need to go see my wife.
01:08:09I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:13I love her very much.
01:08:15Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:18How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:26Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:29Great. I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:35In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:40I love her very much.
01:08:42Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:48I will not be taking any further questions.
01:08:51Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:08:54Bro, you married the Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:09:00Tell me that Leslie's here.
01:09:03Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:09:06Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because
01:09:10I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:14As Simon.
01:09:16Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
01:09:21The normal guy, Simon.
01:09:24I'm sorry.
01:09:25CEO of T6.
01:09:28The normal guy, Simon.
01:09:30Who likes to cook and eat.
01:09:33And who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:38But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:44What are you saying, Simon? That you'd like to play pretend with me?
01:09:48No, Leslie. What I'm saying is
01:09:51I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:09:53I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
01:09:58But what about your family?
01:10:01Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:03Well, that took some persuading.
01:10:06Maybe a threat.
01:10:08But she approves of you.
01:10:10And she even gave something to me to give to you.
01:10:15Leslie, when I'm asking you this,
01:10:18will you marry me?
01:10:20Again.
01:10:22For real this time.
01:10:24If you don't marry him, I will.
01:10:27Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:29Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:33The answer is yes.
01:10:34Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:37The answer is yes.
01:10:48I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
01:10:52If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:10:56Well, James has finally recovered, so
01:11:01he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:02We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:11:10You look so beautiful.
01:11:13Hi, James.
01:11:15Hi, Grandma.
01:11:17You are looking better every day.
01:11:19All thanks to you.
01:11:22I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:11:25Major deja vu moment.
01:11:27Well,
01:11:29I may never know what Simon sees in you,
01:11:33but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:36You're a good one, so thank you.
01:11:38And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:45You know,
01:11:47I've asked him plenty of times, but I can
01:11:50never get a straight answer out of him.
01:11:52How do you know?
01:11:53Because I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:11:56How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:02You know,
01:12:04I've asked him plenty of times, but I can
01:12:07never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:09How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:14He threatened me.
01:12:16He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you.
01:12:19And that if I wanted great-grandchildren,
01:12:21it would have to be with you.
01:12:23He also said
01:12:25that he promised me five
01:12:27great-grandbabies.
01:12:29Five?
01:12:31I didn't agree to that.
01:12:33Well, that was the deal.
01:12:35And I know you're going to honor it.
01:12:39Okay.
01:12:52Amen.
01:12:54You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:04Amen.
01:13:06You may now kiss the bride.
01:13:17I love you, wife.
01:13:19I love you, husband.
01:13:21I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:24She's still in college.
01:13:26We ain't even gonna marry.
01:13:28You'll see.
01:13:34Hey, what are you drinking?
01:13:37Orange juice.
01:13:39So are you single?
01:13:41Yes.
01:13:43Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:45I gotta go.
01:13:47Oh, I'll come with you.
01:13:49No worries at all.
01:13:51You received a direct report that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:54That's green card fraud.
01:13:56No, ma'am. I guarantee that we are very much in love.
01:13:58That's what they all say.
01:14:00How long have you two known each other?
01:14:02Two months.
01:14:05You expect me to believe that you met,
01:14:08fell in love, and got married all in two months?
01:14:11Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love,
01:14:15and died all in three days,
01:14:17so I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:21I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:24I see right through you.
01:14:27All I can say is,
01:14:29if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence,
01:14:32then I'm gonna deny your claim.
01:14:34Wait, what is concrete evidence?
01:14:36Any children produced by the result of your marriage
01:14:41would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:43Need any other hints?
01:14:47Well, looks like we're gonna have to make some babies.
01:14:51I know.
01:14:54It's okay.