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00:00Next up is Ranja vs. Kunizaki.
00:05I'm worried.
00:07I lost my partner.
00:09I was doing it alone.
00:11At that time, a lot of people were worried.
00:14Chihara Jr. once hugged me on the show.
00:19What?
00:20A lot of things, really, everyone was behind me.
00:23Are you really okay? What should I do?
00:25Will you appear on my show?
00:27I said that.
00:29Only Higashino-san came to me on LINE.
00:33He said, Konnichiwa.
00:35Konnichiwa?
00:36I'm scared.
00:37I'm really scared.
00:38I'm scared.
00:39Konnichiwa.
00:40I'm scared.
00:41I'm scared.
00:42I'm scared.
00:43This is the beginning of a horror movie.
00:46I'm scared.
00:47I'm scared.
00:48First, say hello.
00:50I'm scared.
00:51I'm a junior, but I'm kind.
00:53I'm scared.
00:54I'm scared.
00:55Konnichiwa.
00:56I'm scared.
00:57I'm scared.
00:58I was grateful that he sent me an email to Inoichiba.
01:01But I wasn't worried at first.
01:04He smelled the smell of a stinky fart.
01:08He smelled the smell of a stinky fart.
01:11He smelled it a lot.
01:12He's a big fan.
01:13He's a big fan.
01:15He smelled the smell of a stinky fart.
01:16He smelled the smell of a stinky fart.
01:17I was holding it in for two days.
01:21It's scary.
01:24A junior like me is so unhappy.
01:27Otherwise, I'd be holding it in for two days.
01:30I would be holding it in for a day.
01:32People around me wouldn't stop watching.
01:34Konnichiwa.
01:35Other people would find that out.
01:38That's what people would find out.
01:39I'd be watching for that for two days.
01:41You don't decide when.
01:43Because you are so busy.
01:45Becoming a movie is one thing, but if you don't decide when waiting is fine,
01:48It's
02:48a
04:18long
04:48time to
05:15have a look at it.
05:45I think I drank about 10 megahigh balls.
05:51I was pulled by a truck that was stopped.
05:55I was in a research room like a drama,
05:58and there was a guy with a head like this,
06:01and he was definitely taking medicine.
06:04At that time, I was doing neck hernia,
06:06and I was just doing it like this.
06:11Every year,
06:12Osamu Wakai, who has been showing us a lot of trouble,
06:16What are your troubles in 2024?
06:21I started working this year on July 20th.
06:35Osamu Wakai's first job this year
06:37July 20th, more than half a month after the start of the year
06:43Thank you very much.
06:47I look forward to working with you.
06:50I did it!
06:52A rare drama opera.
06:54And above all,
06:55What is Osamu Wakai full of energy for the start of work?
07:05Tomorrow is the real thing!
07:09All right, I'll get up an hour earlier than today.
07:13If that's the case, I can go out with a margin.
07:20I was going to prepare for the night from the day before and wish for the shooting.
07:26Hello?
07:37Mr. Wakai, what are you doing?
07:39I can't believe Mr. Wakai is not here.
07:41What is this?
07:43What?
07:44The shooting is scheduled for tomorrow.
07:47Anyway, if you say anything more than three words, please forgive me.
07:52I understand.
07:55I'm sorry.
07:57Wakai, who rushed to the scene in a hurry, repeated Hirayamari.
08:01The shooting was safely completed.
08:05However, this incident becomes an unexpected tragedy.
08:12The night after the shooting
08:16What?
08:20It's my fault that I didn't make a mistake.
08:25If I had made a mistake, I wouldn't have made such a mistake.
08:33If I had made a mistake, I wouldn't have made such a mistake.
08:37Wakai, who was depressed by himself, drank a lot of alcohol and fell asleep.
08:45And...
08:52I slept too much.
08:54Wakai woke up.
08:58I forgot to make breakfast.
09:06Wakai rushed to make breakfast for the children.
09:14He woke up the children and made them eat.
09:21Is it delicious?
09:22It's delicious.
09:24Then...
09:28What are you doing?
09:32It's breakfast.
09:35What time do you think it is?
09:37It's 3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
09:41Why?
09:43I don't know.
09:47He may have lost track of time because he fell asleep.
09:53Look at the time.
09:55The next day
09:58It's delicious.
10:03It's delicious.
10:07It's delicious.
10:09Hey!
10:11Why did you make them eat at 3 o'clock again?
10:15Why?
10:20What?
10:21It's 3 o'clock in the middle of the night?
10:26Why?
10:27I'm sorry.
10:31Wakai regretted it two days in a row.
10:36However, this is not the end of Wakai.
10:41The next day
10:44No, no, no.
10:46That's right.
10:47No, no, no.
10:49It's 3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
10:53It's 3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
10:55It's 3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
10:57It's 3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
11:00What?
11:03I'm sorry.
11:07He woke up after he fell asleep.
11:09He was unconsciously making his children eat breakfast at 3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
11:14He did this three days in a row.
11:16His wife scolded him.
11:19What is the problem of Wakai?
11:25How can I make breakfast in the morning?
11:32It's sad.
11:34How can I make breakfast in the morning?
11:37I can't win this.
11:41First of all, your first job this year is July 20th.
11:44Congratulations again.
11:46Thank you very much.
11:47You've been on standby for more than half a year.
11:50Your manager made a mistake in the drama.
11:54That's right.
11:55Even after I got the call, I checked my email.
11:59I was sent by tomorrow's date.
12:03I thought it was my fault that I didn't sell well.
12:06I came to Tokyo about 15 years ago.
12:11In the first two years, I did the same thing about 20 times.
12:17You're busy.
12:18My manager has a lot of entertainers.
12:21You don't know if you have 20 or 30 entertainers.
12:24I went there and apologized.
12:27I was late for more than an hour.
12:31I felt guilty that I was waiting for a lot of people.
12:35But my manager didn't want me to be depressed.
12:41He came to me and said,
12:44I'm glad you came.
12:46I can't think of anyone other than Wakai for this role.
12:52I'm sorry I made you worry about me.
12:56I was very full.
12:58I was still in the morning when I got home.
13:01I decided to drink up to 3 bottles of 6% alcohol.
13:08What kind of rule is that?
13:09This is important.
13:11The rule of 6% and 3 bottles.
13:13Last year, you told your wife that you would quit drinking.
13:16You were actually drinking secretly.
13:18I went for a walk with my children.
13:20I went to a convenience store.
13:22I bought one and drank it in two mouthfuls.
13:30The dining room is amazing.
13:34Two mouths.
13:36How many did you drink?
13:38One.
13:39In the park.
13:40I drank one.
13:42I wanted to drink more.
13:46I drank up to 3 bottles.
13:48I drank at home.
13:50I asked my wife to forgive me.
13:53But on that day...
13:56How many did you drink?
13:578 bottles.
13:59One of the 8 bottles was 9% alcohol.
14:059% alcohol is a forbidden fruit.
14:109% alcohol is bad.
14:139% alcohol is bad.
14:16Did something good happen this time?
14:18I don't know if I can say this.
14:25I got a call when I was in the bathroom.
14:29I didn't have a washlet.
14:33I put water in a 1 liter bottle.
14:36I washed my butt with it.
14:39I cut the water with a tissue.
14:42I've been doing this for over 20 years.
14:45You've been doing this for over 20 years.
14:50You've been doing this for over 20 years.
14:51Yes.
14:52How much water did you put in?
14:531 liter.
14:54I was in a hurry.
14:59I went to the bathroom.
15:01Half of the water was left.
15:04I used 1 liter of water every day.
15:07I was able to drink 500 liters of water.
15:10This is a good thing.
15:13Is this a good thing?
15:16I'm lucky I'm unemployed.
15:19Is this a good thing?
15:21This is a good thing.
15:24I used 1 liter of water every day.
15:28I'm unlucky with the human potential.
15:34This is a good thing.
15:36I don't know what I'm talking about.
15:39So the kids' breakfast is on the 2nd?
15:42Yes.
15:43When I woke up, I thought it was morning.
15:47The first thing I did was put bread in the toaster.
15:52Then I woke them up, cooked eggs and fed them.
15:57Then my wife asked me what I was doing.
16:00Then I looked at the clock and it was 3 o'clock.
16:04I said, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
16:07I was told I was crazy.
16:09Don't stop talking.
16:12This is a business.
16:153 o'clock.
16:17The kids love to eat.
16:20So I wake them up at night and feed them.
16:24Then they say it's delicious.
16:27The kids don't understand.
16:29How old are you?
16:30I'm 2 years old.
16:32I did that the next day.
16:35Did you drink 8 cans?
16:37No, right?
16:39No, the next day.
16:423%?
16:44No, 6%.
16:47One can was 9%.
16:50Stop saying 9%.
16:54You don't get along with 9%.
16:57You've been saying that for 10 years.
17:01I did that for 3 days in a row.
17:05Then my wife texted me.
17:08I didn't expect her to say that for 3 days in a row.
17:11It wasn't funny.
17:13She told me to stop.
17:16Then I went back to 3 cans.
17:20No, not 3 cans.
17:22It's 3 o'clock.
17:25You're talking about 3 o'clock in the morning.
17:27It's not about 3 cans or 4 cans.
17:31I was able to make breakfast at 6 o'clock.
17:36It was a coincidence.
17:39I didn't drink anything the day before.
17:44I put bread in the toaster.
17:47My wife came to me.
17:51I asked her what she was doing.
17:53She said it was 3 o'clock.
17:553 o'clock is scary.
17:57It's like a short story.
18:03Let's move on to today's story.
18:05Mr. Okayosamu has an important announcement.
18:08What is it?
18:13Mr. Okayosamu has an important announcement.
18:16What is it?
18:18I had a baby when I was 49 years old.
18:23I gave birth to my second child when I was 50 years old.
18:26I gave birth to my third child in September this year.
18:31I give birth every year.
18:37Did you start working on July 20th?
18:41That's right.
18:43Does your wife work?
18:46I've been working since April.
18:48I have to give birth.
18:52I have to get a part-time job.
18:55I went to various interviews since April.
18:58I've never failed.
19:01I was 51 years old.
19:04I couldn't get a part-time job at all.
19:07You're a modern man.
19:09I can't get a part-time job at all.
19:12I can't get a part-time job at all.
19:14I was wondering what to do.
19:16I was wondering what to do.
19:18I thought there was BMX.
19:21I started Uber Eats.
19:24This?
19:26I've never seen an Uber Eats and an Orange at BMX.
19:30I'll show you my technique.
19:33The position of the saddle is very low.
19:36The position of the saddle is very low.
19:40I'm going to stand up.
19:43I'm going to stand up.
19:45I'm going to stand up.
19:47I sweat a lot every day.
19:51When I get home, my wife says I'm thinner than in the morning.
19:57I go back to work in the morning.
20:00I go back to work in the morning.
20:03I was told to use my mom's bike with electric assistance.
20:10The slope was very easy.
20:14The number of customers was almost doubled.
20:22That's right.
20:24Don't say it like I found it.
20:27Don't say it like I found it.
20:29The sales are doubled.
20:31The sales are doubled.
20:33I was wondering how to make money easily.
20:37It's easy.
20:39It's easy.
20:41I was wondering how to make money easily.
20:43I was wondering how to make money easily.
20:45I was wondering how to make money easily.
20:49I started using BMX the next day.
20:52You were able to ride a bike twice.
20:54I was able to ride a bike twice.
20:56I forgot the taste of the bike.
20:59It's the same as alcohol.
21:01I forgot the taste of the bike.
21:03It's not luxurious.
21:06I bought a motorcycle with electric assistance ten days ago.
21:12I bought a motorcycle with electric assistance ten days ago.
21:14I'm not betraying BMX.
21:18I want to see if it's okay to allow this.
21:22I want to see if it's okay to allow this.
21:24I'm a little betrayed by BMX.
21:28I thought BMX was weak this year.
21:32I thought BMX was weak this year.
21:33I didn't know it would be such a strong story.
21:39And here's the unexpected happening!
21:42The time has come.
21:44Since no one is here, let's do it.
21:47What?
21:48There's no one here.
21:49There's still time. There's a time limit.
21:52Only the two of you can talk in the circle.
21:54What?
21:55Please support us!
21:57Please support us!
21:58If you support us, we'll do it!
22:01Actually, after that,
22:03we had to re-shoot the manzai, so we had to postpone it.
22:06Everyone who has work to do, please leave.
22:11From now on, we'll have an extension with these members.
22:14Modern Times Toshimitsu had something he really wanted to say.
22:19Today, I was going to put it on air.
22:22It's something I really wanted to say.
22:25I, Koji Higashino, will be the host of Fuji TV's 27-hour program next year.
22:33What?
22:34You said it without thinking.
22:37Who's going to be the host?
22:39It's Koji Higashino.
22:40Me?
22:41He's going to be the host of the prank show Grand Prix.
22:44And there's going to be a wide variety of shows.
22:46There's going to be a live broadcast.
22:48There's going to be everything.
22:49When I told Mr. Higashino about it, he was impressed.
22:53He said, I'm going to turn you into a mischievous writer.
22:57A mischievous writer?
22:58The 27-hour program has been decided.
23:00I explained it to him.
23:02He said, I see.
23:03He said, I'm going to turn you into a mischievous writer.
23:07He's like Takasu from Downtown.
23:10That's not a good thing.
23:12So, I have an idea.
23:15I want to put this Maruko Porori in the midnight frame.
23:19That's good.
23:21Mr. Sakamoto, please come here.
23:23This is Kantele, right?
23:25Kantele and Nefuchi TV are not on good terms.
23:29What are you talking about?
23:34You can tell because you're watching TV.
23:36You can tell.
23:37So, there's something I really want to say today.
23:40What is it?
23:47There's something I really want to say today.
23:49There's something I really want to say today.
23:50What is it?
23:51Mr. Maruko Porori, please get an appointment with Mr. Minato.
23:55That's amazing.
23:56I want to do this.
23:58I want to say this.
23:59Please get an appointment with Mr. Minato.
24:01Mr. Maruko Porori.
24:03What will you do when you meet Mr. Minato?
24:06I'll do a self-interview.
24:07What will you say?
24:08Please let me do the 27-hour program.
24:11What are you talking about?
24:13I'll represent you.
24:14It's none of your business.
24:16Wait.
24:17I've already done everything.
24:19You've done it?
24:20When I did the segment where Mr. Takahaki of Toneless said,
24:23It's all thanks to you,
24:25I went to the president of Hieda at the time.
24:29Mr. Takahaki said,
24:30I'll get 30% of the show, so let me do the segment.
24:33I did the segment with Mr. Minato.
24:37I heard it started.
24:39I'll do that.
24:40It's an homage.
24:41Mr. Minato will be impressed when he sees this.
24:44He'll say,
24:45Takahaki of that time is here.
24:47He's a professional.
24:49He's a sexy guy like me.
24:52That's what I mean.
24:54I'm the one who's going home.
24:57Please consider it.