Summer Situationship (2024) - Full Movie
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00:00:00You drive me crazy!
00:00:01I drive you crazy, that's funny!
00:00:03You're the one who leaked our sex tape!
00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,
00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them,
00:00:09or you hate their guts.
00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.
00:00:19Jules!
00:00:20Can you scrub the toilets?
00:00:22I'd like to see you on your knees.
00:00:24Don't tempt her, Emmett.
00:00:26This little gutter slut will do anything for five bucks.
00:00:30The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt
00:00:33was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend
00:00:35and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.
00:00:37I think Mia hired me just to torture me.
00:00:41Clean it up, maid.
00:00:48I'm not cleaning anything up for you.
00:00:50Do it yourself.
00:00:53That's no way to talk to a woman who pays your bills.
00:00:57You're paid to serve me.
00:00:59Now clean it up and get back to work.
00:01:06I can't believe I used to be friends with her.
00:01:10I'm glad that phase is over.
00:01:12Right, Emmett?
00:01:13Yeah.
00:01:14She did have a good pussy, though.
00:01:24You just can't help but open your legs at every opportunity.
00:01:29Can you?
00:01:33Am I dreaming?
00:01:35No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.
00:01:41What the hell's going on?
00:01:45Noah?
00:01:46What the hell's going on?
00:01:49Jules came in here to work and she started being really disrespectful
00:01:53and she grabbed me and then when I pulled my hand away
00:01:56she just fell.
00:01:59Destiny?
00:02:00Is that what happened?
00:02:01That's not exactly how it happened.
00:02:03Shut the fuck up or you're going to end up being an outcast from the group like Jules, okay?
00:02:09Why do you even care?
00:02:11She released a video of you two having sex
00:02:13and I had to jump in and save your reputation before things got out of hand.
00:02:22Mia?
00:02:23Give me your phone.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25Give me your phone.
00:02:26No.
00:02:27Right here. I got you.
00:02:31I thought Noah hated me.
00:02:33Why is he standing up for me now?
00:02:36If I see anybody with pictures of Jules on their phone,
00:02:39they'll have to speak to me.
00:02:41Noah?
00:02:49I know we aren't really friends anymore.
00:02:52You didn't have to do that.
00:02:54I know.
00:02:57Whoa.
00:03:02Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:06Guys, she's not breathing.
00:03:08Alright, somebody call the police.
00:03:10Dude, we can't.
00:03:11Yes, we can.
00:03:12No, we can't.
00:03:13This place is loaded with drugs.
00:03:14Why would we do that when she's obviously just faking it for attention?
00:03:17Wake up, slut. Show's over.
00:03:20Mia, if you're not going to help out then just fuck off, alright?
00:03:22Fine by me. I'll be by the pool.
00:03:24Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?
00:03:27I'm in.
00:03:31I know you've always had a thing for Jules,
00:03:33but she used to be my friend too.
00:03:35You have to save her.
00:03:39Jules?
00:03:40Jules!
00:03:41Come on!
00:03:42Shit, shit, shit. What do I do?
00:03:44Mouth to mouth.
00:03:45Give her mouth to mouth.
00:03:53You okay?
00:03:55Thank God.
00:03:57Alright, let's get you up.
00:04:00I don't know what the hell happened back there,
00:04:02but I need to get back to work.
00:04:04Jules, you're not going anywhere.
00:04:07I'm fine.
00:04:08Yeah, thanks to me.
00:04:09You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation
00:04:11of why you came crawling back to me.
00:04:14What, are you a stripper?
00:04:16I'm supposed to be your maid.
00:04:18You know, last time I saw you,
00:04:20you leaked our sex tape, lied about it,
00:04:22and then you told me never to come back.
00:04:24You told me never to talk to you again.
00:04:25And now you come to my summer house
00:04:28with a bunch of people who hate your guts
00:04:30and you're wearing this little dress.
00:04:33What are you trying to do?
00:04:35Trying to stalk my friends?
00:04:37Trying to ruin my summer?
00:04:38You trying to drive me crazy?
00:04:40I'm here to clean your toilets and serve you drinks, sir.
00:04:46You know what I think?
00:04:48I think you're here to win me back.
00:04:51Why would I want you back after everything you've done to me?
00:04:54Because I'm the best sex you've ever had
00:04:56and you're a freaky little bitch.
00:04:58And you know what, I didn't do anything to you.
00:05:00So why don't you just admit it?
00:05:03You still want me.
00:05:05Is he coming on to me?
00:05:08Ten bucks says you have a boner
00:05:10just looking at me in this uniform.
00:05:13Should we check?
00:05:17You're gonna have to try harder than that, Jules.
00:05:19Then let's make it easy.
00:05:21Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...
00:05:23We've been over this a million times.
00:05:25I didn't leak the tape.
00:05:27Yes, you did.
00:05:29And when you did, you cost me my job opportunities
00:05:31and you almost cost me my friends.
00:05:33I'm sorry for your almost loss.
00:05:35Mia decided that I was officially cancelled
00:05:38and got everyone to turn against me.
00:05:40And you let her.
00:05:42Did someone say my name?
00:05:44No.
00:05:47Did someone say my name?
00:05:52You two are hooking up?
00:05:54We're not hooking up.
00:05:56Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:01We're not hooking up.
00:06:03Noah's my boyfriend.
00:06:07Be so fucking for real.
00:06:09Your rebound is my ex-best friend?
00:06:12It happened a couple months ago.
00:06:14Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.
00:06:17How convenient.
00:06:20Let the girls talk.
00:06:28After everyone saw your tits online,
00:06:31I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.
00:06:39Did you just spit on me?
00:06:43Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.
00:06:48Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.
00:06:54And I'm not giving any of it back.
00:06:57Especially Noah.
00:07:03Ow! Noah!
00:07:05Did you see that? She shoved me!
00:07:07Oh my god. Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.
00:07:11I'm always honest.
00:07:13You're the one that's lied in the past.
00:07:19Thanks, Noah.
00:07:22Fire her.
00:07:31Fire her.
00:07:35Do you really think firing her would be the best option?
00:07:39I think it would be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.
00:07:43Noah, she shoved me.
00:07:45And this is my rental too.
00:07:48So, what I say goes.
00:07:59Mia and I are splitting the summer house.
00:08:02So you should probably go.
00:08:04I wish things could be different, but I'm not going to beg you to stay.
00:08:09Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.
00:08:16Jules.
00:08:20Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.
00:08:29I want you to take this, okay?
00:08:32It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.
00:08:36I don't want your pity check.
00:08:38My god, I can't believe I ever wanted you.
00:08:41This is too humiliating.
00:08:43I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.
00:08:57What are you doing home?
00:08:59I lost my job at the summer house.
00:09:01No, no. That was the only thing keeping us afloat.
00:09:05Jules, when your father died, he left us in a hundred thousand dollars in debt.
00:09:09I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.
00:09:13Mia? Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.
00:09:17But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.
00:09:22Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything. Everything.
00:09:31I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little Noey.
00:09:35Please don't call me that.
00:09:39You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.
00:09:42I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.
00:09:46Mia, slow down, okay? We've only been dating for two months.
00:09:53What? You still have feelings for Jules or something?
00:09:56I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.
00:10:00Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.
00:10:02Why not? That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.
00:10:06I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.
00:10:10What are you still doing here? You don't even work here anymore.
00:10:14Tell me this. Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?
00:10:19Nobody wants you here.
00:10:21I can't back down. Not if I want to save my family.
00:10:25I'm not talking to you.
00:10:27I need this job. I need you to choose me.
00:10:31After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her, but I do.
00:10:38What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:42What do I get if I choose you?
00:10:44I'll do whatever you want.
00:10:46No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:52No, no, no. No one can make him happier than me.
00:10:56Tell her, Noah.
00:10:58Prove it.
00:11:02I'll work harder than I ever have before and I'll do whatever you say.
00:11:08Okay. Enough with this little seduction act of yours.
00:11:12And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend.
00:11:16Mia, I need to talk to Jules.
00:11:20Alone.
00:11:22Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.
00:11:30She really has you by the balls.
00:11:33Don't insult me.
00:11:35Or what?
00:11:37You'll spank me?
00:11:39You can leave now.
00:11:41Hey.
00:11:44You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.
00:11:50You're right.
00:11:52Read my lips, Jules.
00:11:56You're fired.
00:12:00You're right.
00:12:02Read my lips, Jules.
00:12:06You're fired.
00:12:13You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?
00:12:15Yeah, I know. It's part of my charm.
00:12:17Hey, where are you going?
00:12:19Jules, you can't just leave. Jules!
00:12:23You can't just leave.
00:12:25You fired me.
00:12:27I can do whatever I want.
00:12:39Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.
00:12:42Does it look like she's jerking you off?
00:12:45Ahem.
00:12:49Noah, you come over here.
00:12:51Now.
00:12:56Mia, why is Emmett's cock in your hand?
00:13:00Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?
00:13:02Don't be prude. It's just a hand job.
00:13:05You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?
00:13:09Don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.
00:13:13Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.
00:13:26What are you doing?
00:13:29Come with me.
00:13:35Guys!
00:13:37What the hell?
00:13:39What the fuck are you?
00:13:43You want your job back?
00:13:45Fuck me.
00:13:50Oh, Jules, you're so hot!
00:13:52Play along.
00:13:54Why would I do that?
00:13:56You want your job back?
00:13:58You've got to earn it.
00:14:00Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.
00:14:08You're crazy.
00:14:10Crazy like a fox.
00:14:15Yeah, baby, give it to me.
00:14:19You better give me my job back after this.
00:14:21I am the only person you can trust in this house full of snakes.
00:14:27Noah, come out right now.
00:14:32Oh, yeah, Jules. Oh, yeah, Jules.
00:14:34I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:36I'm coming for the third time.
00:14:38Oh, come on, baby.
00:14:40Show me what you've got.
00:14:45Jules, hand me your shirt.
00:14:47Hand me your shirt now.
00:14:50No.
00:15:02Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:07Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.
00:15:10You fucking bitch.
00:15:12You can't stay here. You don't work for me anymore.
00:15:15Take it up with Noah.
00:15:17This isn't over.
00:15:19If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy,
00:15:24you're wrong.
00:15:26I'm going to make your life hell.
00:15:35Your attempt to get back at me is cringe as hell.
00:15:38You know what? I should thank you.
00:15:40Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.
00:15:42Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.
00:15:45Wait.
00:15:47I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?
00:15:50You know what? Let's make a bet.
00:15:52Yeah, me and you. Let's make a bet.
00:15:54We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?
00:15:57Yeah. What about it?
00:15:59If I stay with Jules until the end of the summer, you back off the internship.
00:16:04Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.
00:16:07Internship will be yours.
00:16:09Yeah, she's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmet Coburn in this house.
00:16:15You're on.
00:16:22We need to talk.
00:16:27Emmet, get out.
00:16:33Did I get my job back?
00:16:35Actually, you've been promoted.
00:16:39To be my new girlfriend.
00:16:42You're nuts. I'm not a hooker.
00:16:45I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.
00:16:49Well, my services aren't cheap.
00:16:52Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.
00:16:55Well, I changed my mind.
00:16:57Now, I need $100,000.
00:17:01Done.
00:17:03Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.
00:17:10Give me that.
00:17:12Not yet.
00:17:19Give me that.
00:17:20Not yet. I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.
00:17:25But until then, this money's mine.
00:17:29This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.
00:17:35I'll do it.
00:17:38Great.
00:17:43Let's seal the deal.
00:18:02I knew you were gonna do it.
00:18:04Just a minute, Jules.
00:18:06You can't resist me.
00:18:10All right. Let's set some ground rules.
00:18:23Rule number one.
00:18:25No boners.
00:18:27You know, I can handle my own boners.
00:18:30You got any other rules, Madam President?
00:18:33Yeah. Just one.
00:18:36No feelings.
00:18:38I don't want things to get complicated.
00:18:42You're my complication, Jules.
00:18:48Do you have any rules for me?
00:18:52Yeah, I do.
00:18:54I have one.
00:18:57No one touches you but me.
00:19:02You don't own me.
00:19:04Jules, I'm being serious.
00:19:07While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.
00:19:11So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?
00:19:16Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?
00:19:18Don't get an ego about it.
00:19:20Hey, my ego's doing fine.
00:19:24Let the show begin.
00:19:27Ew.
00:19:29I'm not having dinner with her.
00:19:31There's a reason we kicked her out of the group.
00:19:33You kicked me out.
00:19:35Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.
00:19:40Including your little sex tape partner over here.
00:19:44At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.
00:19:49Mia.
00:19:51Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:54Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.
00:19:57This is my house.
00:19:59And Jules is my...
00:20:02I'm his permanent guest.
00:20:04I'm not going anywhere.
00:20:08Game on.
00:20:11Jason!
00:20:12Can we get some fucking service?
00:20:16Dinner is served.
00:20:20Okay.
00:20:23Let's fucking go!
00:20:26Yay!
00:20:34Oops.
00:20:35I spilled.
00:20:37Emmett?
00:20:39You wanna help?
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:50Look at Jules squirm.
00:20:54Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot?
00:21:03Noah.
00:21:04Are you thirsty?
00:21:10Jules.
00:21:12Take your shirt off.
00:21:19Jules.
00:21:39Oops.
00:21:41I spilled a little.
00:21:43Jules.
00:21:45I'm still thirsty.
00:21:50Jules.
00:21:55Did Noah just kiss me for real?
00:21:58I have to go.
00:22:08If you're still thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me.
00:22:14Choke on it.
00:22:20Don't run away from me.
00:22:22Don't touch me.
00:22:24Are you mad because I kissed you?
00:22:30Or are you mad because you liked it?
00:22:38You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that?
00:22:41Yeah, I know.
00:22:44Now you're gonna strip for me?
00:22:46You're shivering.
00:22:48Come here.
00:23:01Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.
00:23:19No.
00:23:26What are you doing here and where is Noah?
00:23:31Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?
00:23:34Destiny, that is your brother.
00:23:36Whatever.
00:23:38I just came by to tell you how happy I am you stole him back from Mia.
00:23:41Mia's your best friend?
00:23:43Yeah.
00:23:44She's also a huge bitch.
00:23:46People contain multitudes.
00:23:49Don't be scared of Mia.
00:23:51She's been jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah.
00:23:54And she's jealous of you still.
00:23:57And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do.
00:24:01If you know what I mean.
00:24:12Like what you see?
00:24:15I do, actually.
00:24:37What are you doing?
00:24:39Taking a shower.
00:24:42Remember.
00:24:44Y'all go and win.
00:24:46You wish.
00:24:52Show's over, pretty boy.
00:24:55I've got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.
00:24:59What's with this guy?
00:25:01One minute, he's ice cold.
00:25:03Now that we're in front of all these people, he's putting on a show.
00:25:12Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.
00:25:20I'm sorry.
00:25:22I'm sorry.
00:25:24I'm sorry.
00:25:26I'm sorry.
00:25:30Let's give her something to stare at.
00:25:45I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer.
00:25:48Everyone's paying attention to her when they should be paying attention to me.
00:25:52Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.
00:25:55You should definitely let her know that that's not true.
00:25:58You're right.
00:26:00It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.
00:26:07Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote.
00:26:11Everyone must decide right now whether Jules stays or I do.
00:26:18Mia, would you relax?
00:26:20We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor, alright?
00:26:24What's Survivor?
00:26:26A show for old people.
00:26:27Ew! It's so boring.
00:26:30I'm kidding.
00:26:32Guys, I'm just kidding.
00:26:36What game is she trying to play?
00:26:39Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.
00:26:42Come on, Mia.
00:26:44We used to be best friends.
00:26:46Can't we just tolerate each other for one summer?
00:26:49You're right.
00:26:51We used to be best friends.
00:26:53And I have the red receipts to prove it.
00:26:59It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.
00:27:04What are you talking about?
00:27:06I never said anything about-
00:27:08Save it.
00:27:09Proof's right here.
00:27:12And Noah, I saved the best for last.
00:27:16Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?
00:27:21I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.
00:27:26I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.
00:27:32Oh, Emmett, this one's about you.
00:27:35Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.
00:27:40They can?
00:27:42I never said that. Mia did.
00:27:45She's framing me with the text that she sent.
00:27:48And this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.
00:27:52Hey, I paid good money for these.
00:27:56Mia, would you knock it off? Jules would never say any of those things, alright?
00:28:00Really? Because this one's about you, Noah.
00:28:04She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.
00:28:07Noah is arrogant and cocky and needs to be the best at everything.
00:28:12Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.
00:28:15You said that about me?
00:28:18I can explain.
00:28:19Save your breath.
00:28:30Mitch!
00:28:32Don't touch me!
00:28:33Get off of me!
00:28:35No!
00:28:46You are so hot.
00:28:47They had to get their shirt off.
00:29:06Yo!
00:29:08Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.
00:29:12No, no, no way, dude.
00:29:14Like, I'm just gonna distract myself, screw around a little bit.
00:29:18She'll come crawling back.
00:29:22Speak of the devil.
00:29:28You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:32You hooked up with Jules?
00:29:34Dude, look.
00:29:36You hooked up with Jules!
00:29:38I don't know what's going on!
00:29:39What do you mean, dude? It's pretty fucking clear!
00:29:41You hooked up!
00:29:44Fuck!
00:29:45Yeah, you're fucked.
00:29:47Emmett, stop!
00:29:49Fuck you, dude!
00:29:50Stop!
00:29:54Did you post this?
00:30:02Jules, did you post this?
00:30:09I don't know.
00:30:10Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?
00:30:13What, are you trying to be a porn star?
00:30:16I didn't do anything.
00:30:18Jules, it's a little hard to trust you when my dick is on everybody's phone.
00:30:22You know what?
00:30:24Everyone was right about you.
00:30:26You're just like all the other douchebags out there.
00:30:28Everyone was right about you.
00:30:30You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.
00:30:32Whoa, you don't mean that.
00:30:34Lose my number.
00:30:36I never want to see you again.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39Feelings mutual.
00:30:44Great.
00:30:45You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.
00:30:51Mia, thank God you're here.
00:30:54Listen, Jules.
00:30:56None of us want to be associated with you anymore.
00:30:59You're a skank.
00:31:01So get out and don't come back.
00:31:14Help!
00:31:16Help!
00:31:27Help!
00:31:30You...
00:31:31You saved me?
00:31:45That feels better, doesn't it?
00:31:48And now since I saved you,
00:31:51maybe you can make me feel better.
00:31:53Emmett.
00:31:55Don't even think about it.
00:31:56Go on, Jules.
00:31:57Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.
00:31:59Jules, tell Emmett to leave.
00:32:01We have to talk.
00:32:05Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.
00:32:14One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:16One step closer to making her mine.
00:32:25Jules, what the fuck was that?
00:32:27I can explain everything.
00:32:28Good, explain.
00:32:30Now.
00:32:37You're a hottie, you know that?
00:32:39Takes one to know one.
00:32:41Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?
00:32:46Okay.
00:32:49You're right.
00:32:50We shouldn't tell anyone.
00:32:55Trust me.
00:32:57We won't stay secret for long.
00:33:00I couldn't keep you to myself even if I tried.
00:33:02Alright.
00:33:14You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.
00:33:17That way everyone can see it.
00:33:19But for right now,
00:33:22it's party time.
00:33:25Huh?
00:33:30OMG, I finally hooked up with Noah.
00:33:34I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on earth.
00:33:37How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?
00:33:41You don't know him like I do.
00:33:43If you saw him naked, you'd understand.
00:33:46Ew, spare me the visual.
00:33:48I thought you hated that guy.
00:33:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.
00:33:54He and Emmett are the perfect match as roommates.
00:33:58But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.
00:34:01More than I ever liked anyone.
00:34:05The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.
00:34:09Except for the one about you.
00:34:11I called you arrogant and cocky.
00:34:13That's true.
00:34:15Right before I told her I have feelings for you.
00:34:28Is that true?
00:34:32It's true.
00:34:34I liked you.
00:34:37Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:39I mean, really.
00:34:40How am I supposed to trust you?
00:34:42I mean, really.
00:34:45All right.
00:34:46I need to see the texts from your phone.
00:34:48So that way I can know that they're legit.
00:34:50Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.
00:34:55I guess you can't.
00:34:57There's no way for me to prove it.
00:35:06I know it was a really long time ago.
00:35:08But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.
00:35:12I really did.
00:35:17You give those two until the end of today?
00:35:20To what, bone?
00:35:23They're just doing this to make me mad.
00:35:25It's like they're obsessed with me.
00:35:28I don't think they remember you exist.
00:35:33Then I'll make them remember.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40The rules of the game are simple.
00:35:42You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.
00:35:44When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blew it to you.
00:35:50Mm-hmm.
00:36:09She's never kissed me like that.
00:36:12My turn.
00:36:24No smoke.
00:36:25Looks like we have to kiss.
00:36:33Rude.
00:36:35Rude.
00:36:54Keep the circle moving.
00:36:57If you want to really piss me off, kiss me like you mean it.
00:37:05Get off of me.
00:37:07Dude, I took her virginity. What's a little peck?
00:37:12Why would you tell everyone that?
00:37:14Remember that six-peck you bought me for doing the deed?
00:37:22Hey, Jules.
00:37:23Jules.
00:37:24You're a pig.
00:37:25Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?
00:37:27He's lying.
00:37:28I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:30But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:34You have feelings for me?
00:37:40I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?
00:37:42But that was well before I had feelings for you.
00:37:44You have feelings for me?
00:37:46Yes, Jules, I have feelings for you.
00:37:48You do?
00:37:50Yeah.
00:37:51I have all the feelings.
00:37:52Confusion, frustration, blind rage.
00:37:55You're a dick.
00:37:56Yeah, but you know what?
00:37:57Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.
00:38:01Look, I know that you're hurt.
00:38:04I broke your trust.
00:38:05And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.
00:38:09What do you mean?
00:38:10I mean, I trusted you when you let me down,
00:38:12and now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.
00:38:17Do you want to get back together?
00:38:20You said no feelings.
00:38:22Yeah, you're right.
00:38:26So tell me you want to be with me.
00:38:28Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.
00:38:30Tell me you want to do this for real.
00:38:32Tell me that you want to give up the money.
00:38:41Well, looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.
00:38:45Ew, why is he so obsessed with her?
00:38:47Doesn't he know that she's poor?
00:38:50I didn't know she was poor.
00:38:52Mm-hmm.
00:38:54Her parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.
00:38:57And the only reason why I know that
00:38:59is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother so owes money to.
00:39:03Maybe we should take Jill shopping so she can forget she's poor.
00:39:06Spending money always makes me feel better.
00:39:09Yes, yes, that's a great idea. You should go do that right now.
00:39:12Yes!
00:39:19It's not that easy.
00:39:21Stop avoiding the question.
00:39:22I'm not avoiding it.
00:39:24Look, if I don't get the money,
00:39:26I'll lose everything.
00:39:28What do you mean?
00:39:30I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping!
00:39:34Destiny, me and Jules are talking.
00:39:37She's about to answer a very important question.
00:39:39I don't want to go shopping with Mia,
00:39:41but I really don't want to lie to Noah
00:39:43and tell him I don't have feelings for him
00:39:45or tell him about my dad and the debt.
00:39:49We can talk later, I promise.
00:39:56Okay.
00:40:05The girls go shopping.
00:40:06Saturdays are for the boys.
00:40:11It must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.
00:40:14I cannot wait to crush your ego
00:40:16once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.
00:40:19Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.
00:40:23It was tailored for sigmas, like me.
00:40:26The internship is mine.
00:40:28Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.
00:40:30Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.
00:40:42If it isn't my favorite customer!
00:40:44Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.
00:40:49Oh my god, it's gorgeous!
00:40:52I'm gonna go try this on!
00:40:57Nice.
00:41:01You ordered the wrong size!
00:41:03Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.
00:41:06No, you didn't! That's impossible! It doesn't fit!
00:41:09Maybe the zipper's stuck.
00:41:11What are you doing?
00:41:13I'm shopping.
00:41:15Do you not remember me?
00:41:17I used to be in here all the time.
00:41:19Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.
00:41:21She can only shop at thrift stores.
00:41:23But what Mia says goes.
00:41:25So your money's no good here.
00:41:28You know what? You're right.
00:41:31I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.
00:41:35That's it. You're out.
00:41:38Oh, Mr. Allen, excuse me.
00:41:40I'm just gonna take out the trash.
00:41:42Trash?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44That's my girlfriend.
00:41:45Ugh.
00:41:50Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.
00:41:55See this car?
00:41:57Has no spending limit.
00:41:59My girlfriend can get whatever she wants.
00:42:02And I would like to try this dress on first.
00:42:05No way, this is mine!
00:42:06Oh, are you gonna purchase it?
00:42:08No.
00:42:09Not with this janky little zipper.
00:42:11Great, let's try it on, Jules.
00:42:16Okay.
00:42:27What do you think?
00:42:32Noah?
00:42:35Will you come help zip me up?
00:42:38Of course.
00:42:46You know, there's only one problem with this dress.
00:42:49Is it too expensive?
00:42:51No.
00:42:52It breaks a no-boner rule.
00:43:01Well, aren't you gonna thank me?
00:43:10Thank you, Noah.
00:43:12You can be pretty sweet sometimes.
00:43:15Like lipstick on a fucking pig.
00:43:23Put the dress on my card.
00:43:27Excuse me.
00:43:29I am missing a very expensive necklace.
00:43:33I bet she stole it.
00:43:35I would never.
00:43:36Then dump out your bag and prove it.
00:43:38Fine.
00:43:40Whatever, Mia.
00:43:55See? Told ya.
00:44:01I don't know how that got there.
00:44:03Well, she stole it.
00:44:05And I believe that $500 is a felony.
00:44:10Call the police.
00:44:12Don't call the police.
00:44:14This is all my fault.
00:44:15No, it's not.
00:44:16Yes, it is.
00:44:18I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.
00:44:22But I was gonna pay for it once everybody left.
00:44:24You can't do this.
00:44:26It's a waste of money.
00:44:28Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:30It's worth it trying.
00:44:31Neither of us want Mia to win.
00:44:34It's worth it, trust me.
00:44:36And you look beautiful in that dress.
00:44:39Put the necklace on my card as well.
00:44:40Please and thank you.
00:44:49Hey.
00:44:50Good to see you.
00:44:51No, no, no.
00:44:52Be safe.
00:44:53Okay.
00:44:54There he is.
00:44:56Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.
00:44:59Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.
00:45:01Well, enjoy it while it lasts.
00:45:02Because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for me.
00:45:10Watch your mouth.
00:45:11Don't talk about Jules like that.
00:45:14Okay, dude.
00:45:15Jules was mine first.
00:45:17I dumped her, okay?
00:45:19It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.
00:45:21Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.
00:45:26Okay, alright.
00:45:27Alright.
00:45:28Let's add some heat to our bet.
00:45:30Yeah?
00:45:32I get Jules' panties off, by the end of tonight,
00:45:34you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer house.
00:45:37Hmm?
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39And when you don't hook up with Jules,
00:45:40I want you to back off of her for the rest of the summer, okay?
00:45:43I don't even want you looking at her.
00:45:45Deal.
00:45:51You better not make me go into that club alone.
00:45:54Jules, you were looking so hot in that dress.
00:45:58I know.
00:46:03Eat shit.
00:46:05Hey.
00:46:07Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?
00:46:10Enjoy it while it lasts, Noah.
00:46:12Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight,
00:46:14unless it's with me.
00:46:25Hey.
00:46:28Hey.
00:46:30Where did Destiny and Mia go?
00:46:32Uh, I don't know.
00:46:33Jules.
00:46:35You, uh, you didn't answer my question.
00:46:38About what?
00:46:40The music in here?
00:46:41Because I think it sucks.
00:46:43Jules.
00:46:45Tell me that you want to be with me.
00:46:47For real.
00:46:48No contracts and no money.
00:46:49I mean it.
00:46:52I need Jules to come with me.
00:46:54Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.
00:46:56Like I care.
00:46:57I need Jules to come backstage with me.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03We'll talk about it later, okay?
00:47:05Have fun.
00:47:07Here.
00:47:08Put this on.
00:47:10I entered us into a lap dancing competition.
00:47:15You're crazy.
00:47:17Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.
00:47:24You're on.
00:47:27Okay.
00:47:32Follow me.
00:47:38Let the show begin.
00:47:49You think you're hot shit?
00:47:51Well, it's time for you to prove it.
00:47:54Everyone in the club get hot and happy!
00:47:57Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition!
00:48:04The rules are simple.
00:48:06Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.
00:48:11And you get to vote on who is hotter!
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00:49:21I love you.
00:49:31Top that.
00:49:39🎶
00:49:42You're the most beautiful girl here,
00:49:45Acting my shoulders.
00:49:47Show em all.
00:49:48But I won't be your friend when you cry, cry
00:49:58The tears on your face are more than anything when you cry
00:50:06The same old mistakes, I loved you when you were mine
00:50:16Yo, Jason! Dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now!
00:50:22Yeah?
00:50:24I got you.
00:50:28Here's your tip.
00:50:30And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is...
00:50:42Mia!
00:50:44Woo!
00:50:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!
00:50:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public heartbreak.
00:51:01Jewels, wait!
00:51:07You look upset.
00:51:10What are you, my therapist?
00:51:12Fuck off!
00:51:13No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.
00:51:18Jewels, I have something that can make you feel better.
00:51:26What is that?
00:51:27Oh, good time?
00:51:29Come on, Jewels. Don't you want to have some fun?
00:51:33No, thanks.
00:51:34Oh, bu-bu-bu-bu. Jewels, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.
00:51:39Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.
00:51:43Better play along.
00:51:54Bottoms up!
00:51:57Cheers.
00:51:59Alright.
00:52:01Turn that shit around so you can grind on me. Come on.
00:52:03I'm gonna go change.
00:52:09Destiny, have you seen Jewels?
00:52:11I saw her running off to the dressing room. Emmett was with her.
00:52:17That little shit!
00:52:24Don't move.
00:52:31What do you think you're doing?
00:52:33Stop denying yourself, Jewels.
00:52:36We both know you want this.
00:52:38Be gentle.
00:52:39Just like our first time, remember?
00:52:41Back off.
00:52:43Just relax, baby.
00:52:45Let that E kick in.
00:52:46You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:50I was gonna fuck you anyways.
00:52:52Let go of me!
00:52:53This is just gonna take a minute.
00:52:56Oh, yeah, that's right. Moan for me.
00:53:01Jewels?
00:53:03Jewels, are you in there?
00:53:04Noah!
00:53:05Help me!
00:53:09Noah!
00:53:10Help me!
00:53:13Emmett!
00:53:14Get off of her!
00:53:16You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.
00:53:19What's the big deal now, huh?
00:53:23Emmett!
00:53:24She doesn't want you!
00:53:25What are you doing?
00:53:27She wants me so bad, dude.
00:53:29Even if she won't say so.
00:53:35Dude, I thought we were friends.
00:53:37I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.
00:53:41Wait! Stop!
00:53:46This asshole isn't worth it.
00:54:05You look like shit.
00:54:08Jewels just kicked my ass.
00:54:10All I did was try to give her a compliment.
00:54:13Hey!
00:54:15Keep your hands off my boyfriend.
00:54:22Leah, stop.
00:54:25This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.
00:54:29Emmett just tried to assault me.
00:54:31Be so fucking for real.
00:54:32Emmett would never want a skank like you.
00:54:34You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.
00:54:39And you know what?
00:54:41He's coming back to the house with me.
00:54:43Tonight.
00:54:45Mia, sit down.
00:54:47Emmett, if you ever come near the summer house again,
00:54:50I will kill you.
00:54:52Okay, Noah, let's go.
00:54:54Let's go.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:55:01I'm not letting you take Noah from me.
00:55:12Thank you for getting me out of there.
00:55:15Ow.
00:55:17You're hurt. Let me help you.
00:55:26I want to kill that guy for touching you.
00:55:41I still think I should take you to a hospital.
00:55:43I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.
00:55:46Really.
00:55:47I didn't take them.
00:55:49You didn't take the pills?
00:55:52You didn't take the pills?
00:55:58You know, I got something better than E.
00:56:01It's twice as fun.
00:56:03And I've been saving it just for you.
00:56:13What are you trying to give me?
00:56:16Rocky Road.
00:56:20Ow.
00:56:21Hey, I got you ice cream.
00:56:22This is how you repay me?
00:56:24How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?
00:56:29I'm not an asshole.
00:56:31No, you're the king of assholes.
00:56:35You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak
00:56:38makes me the king of assholes, but whatever.
00:56:42I've got to show you something.
00:56:55I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.
00:57:03And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:06And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.
00:57:14It worked.
00:57:28I've wanted you all summer.
00:57:30Stop breathing.
00:57:35I need you. Now.
00:57:41What if somebody sees?
00:57:43Everybody's at the club.
00:57:46I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:05I'm taking you upstairs.
00:58:23Hi, Mrs. Allen.
00:58:25It's Mia. Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.
00:58:29He was hinting at proposing to me soon
00:58:32and we would just love it if you were here for it.
00:58:36Okay. Bye.
00:58:51Hey, sleepyhead.
00:58:53What are you doing up so early?
00:58:55I thought I wore you out last night.
00:58:58I'm ready for another round.
00:59:01Hey, can you knock?
00:59:02Can you put your boner away?
00:59:05Get up! Get up!
00:59:07Get up! Get up! Get up!
00:59:08Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.
00:59:10It's worse than a fire.
00:59:14Mom's on the way and she can't see Jules.
00:59:23You're fucking with me.
00:59:25What's the big deal?
00:59:26There's the drugs.
00:59:27And the mess.
00:59:28And you.
00:59:29She like totally thinks you're a slut.
00:59:31But like in a bad way.
00:59:32Look, my mom knows about the sex tape
00:59:34and she blames you for the whole thing.
00:59:37I need to get out of here.
00:59:38I'll hide Jules.
00:59:39I'll distract Mom.
00:59:43Yo, Jason.
00:59:44I'm gonna go hide Jules.
00:59:45Do not let my mom know that we're here.
00:59:47Alright?
00:59:54Tell me when the coast is clear.
00:59:55Got it.
01:00:00Get your brother.
01:00:02Now.
01:00:08Mommy! Wait!
01:00:09Noah!
01:00:10Uh...
01:00:15My baby boy!
01:00:17Mom! Hi!
01:00:20Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with Roberto.
01:00:23No.
01:00:24No.
01:00:25No.
01:00:26No.
01:00:27No.
01:00:28Roberto!
01:00:29Mia called and said she needed the family ring.
01:00:32To propose!
01:00:38Why are you hiding in a closet?
01:00:43None of your business.
01:00:45Okay, well, I was just looking for you
01:00:47because Noah wants to see you in the living room.
01:00:53I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.
01:00:57What is that slut doing here?
01:01:02You're the girl from the sex tape!
01:01:05Get out of this house!
01:01:06Mom.
01:01:07Noah, a little help?
01:01:09Mom, this is Jules
01:01:11and she's going to be our help for the summer.
01:01:17Yes!
01:01:18It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.
01:01:23Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.
01:01:28Lisa, my second mommy!
01:01:31We need to talk about engagement plans.
01:01:34Oh, yes, we do.
01:01:38You're marrying Mia now?
01:01:39I have no idea what got into her head.
01:01:41I am so sorry, okay?
01:01:43But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.
01:01:46Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?
01:01:48Please?
01:01:52Okay.
01:01:59My head hurts.
01:02:01Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?
01:02:03Yeah, I have some in my purse.
01:02:05Oh, thanks.
01:02:12Jeez, my hair.
01:02:14Oh.
01:02:21Water.
01:02:22Water, I need water!
01:02:25Jules?
01:02:27What did you give my mom?
01:02:29Aspirin.
01:02:30Aspirin?
01:02:31Woo!
01:02:32It's so hot in here.
01:02:36Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?
01:02:40No.
01:02:42Woo!
01:02:43Hey, I have an idea.
01:02:45Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?
01:02:48I'm feeling like a cougar.
01:02:51Alright, that's enough.
01:02:52I've got to talk to you.
01:02:53Let's go.
01:02:55Jules, what is wrong with her?
01:02:57Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.
01:03:00No way.
01:03:01You gave her those?
01:03:02I didn't give them.
01:03:03She found them.
01:03:05Should we call an ambulance?
01:03:06Oh, no fucking way, Jules.
01:03:08She hates you already.
01:03:09What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?
01:03:13Where did she go?
01:03:26Woo!
01:03:28Woo!
01:03:29Mom, get out of the pool.
01:03:31No way!
01:03:32It feels so good.
01:03:35Oh, wait, no.
01:03:37Help!
01:03:39I'm drowning!
01:03:41Mia, save me!
01:03:43Absolutely not.
01:03:44I'm not going in there.
01:03:47Help!
01:03:49Help!
01:03:50Help!
01:03:52Help!
01:04:11Will you save me?
01:04:15Here, I brought you some tea.
01:04:21I was wrong about you.
01:04:24I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.
01:04:35Thank you for taking care of her.
01:04:39I hope I was a good maid.
01:04:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.
01:04:44Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?
01:04:47You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.
01:04:53I still gotta pay you to hang out with me.
01:04:56No feelings.
01:04:58Remember?
01:05:04I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.
01:05:09I'll tear it up right now.
01:05:11I mean it.
01:05:14I need that money.
01:05:17More than I want you.
01:05:19When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.
01:05:25If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.
01:05:29So it was really always just about the money? Really?
01:05:34When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because of that same money.
01:05:48Come with me.
01:05:54I want to give you the money.
01:05:56Not as your boss, as your boyfriend.
01:06:00Jules, I want to give you everything.
01:06:04I don't know what to say.
01:06:09Just let me take care of you.
01:06:17And tell me that you love me.
01:06:20I don't think I can say it.
01:06:25Let me take care of you. It's the least you can do.
01:06:31Fine.
01:06:33You can take care of me, okay?
01:06:36And you don't have to tell me that you love me.
01:06:39I know you do.
01:06:44Good morning, everyone!
01:06:47Lisa, you're okay!
01:06:49I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.
01:06:54I was just leaving.
01:06:56You're not leaving, Jules.
01:06:58We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.
01:07:03After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of my son's life forever.
01:07:11But, after you saved me, all I can say is...
01:07:17Welcome to the family!
01:07:23You were supposed to give me your family ring.
01:07:27That was before you left me to drown.
01:07:31I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.
01:07:35Adios!
01:07:38Bye, Mom!
01:07:40Bye!
01:07:43I'll figure out a way to break you two up.
01:07:47Good luck with that.
01:07:49I don't need luck. I have a really big brain!
01:07:59There must be something incriminating in here.
01:08:06What is this?
01:08:11Ew, what died in here?
01:08:14My manhood.
01:08:16Listen, I have something juicy for you.
01:08:23I don't like to read.
01:08:25It's a contract between Jules and Noah.
01:08:28They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid Lehman internship.
01:08:33That's cheating!
01:08:35Oh, great. You finally figured it out. Good boy.
01:08:38I think it's time for you to cheat, too.
01:08:47I thought this was summer vacation.
01:08:50I know, I know.
01:08:52But, I've got to work on my presentation for the Lehman internship.
01:08:58What up, lovebirds?
01:09:01Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you with...
01:09:04You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.
01:09:07Who are you?
01:09:09I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.
01:09:22Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you. What are you doing here?
01:09:26Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.
01:09:30I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:31The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.
01:09:35I'd like to be your friend.
01:09:38Noah, can you help out your friend here?
01:09:42He seems a little confused.
01:09:48Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?
01:09:52I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:09:56And Emmett, I'm a guy who likes to party.
01:09:58I'm the high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble.
01:10:01And Emmett promised me lots of trouble.
01:10:05The next intern for Lehman Corp. will be responsible for keeping me entertained.
01:10:10And I get bored easy.
01:10:15Your interview for Lehman Corp. starts now.
01:10:21Interview starts now. Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.
01:10:25Well, I'll see you in the office.
01:10:28Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?
01:10:30That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.
01:10:39That's the guy you want to work for?
01:10:42He's a total clown.
01:10:44Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.
01:10:49And if I work for him, my career will be made.
01:10:51But don't you already have enough money?
01:10:54Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.
01:10:56I was the captain of every sports team I was on and I networked like a motherfucker.
01:11:01I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy and have my own career.
01:11:06And then our sex tape got released.
01:11:09And all my job prospects were completely toast.
01:11:12The only interview I got was for Lehman Corp.
01:11:15Jules, I need this internship. And so do you.
01:11:18Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.
01:11:22You lied to me.
01:11:24No, I didn't lie to you. I just...
01:11:26I just didn't tell you everything.
01:11:29I'm sorry.
01:11:33Everybody!
01:11:35Let's get the party started!
01:11:38Woo!
01:11:40Oh, grab your bag.
01:11:42Looks like I found my lady for the night.
01:11:48I've met a lot of pretty girls.
01:11:51There's something special about you.
01:11:53You're so...
01:11:55beautiful.
01:11:57Thanks.
01:11:59But I'm taken.
01:12:01I'm not trying to marry you.
01:12:03Noah,
01:12:05tell me,
01:12:07do you still love me?
01:12:09Noah,
01:12:11tell me,
01:12:13who snatched this hottie up?
01:12:15That'd be me.
01:12:18You're a lucky man.
01:12:20I know.
01:12:24How long is he going to be here?
01:12:27I'll protect you.
01:12:29Look at here.
01:12:31The happy little couple.
01:12:34From homemates to soulmates.
01:12:38Emmett,
01:12:40Noah and I are talking.
01:12:42Can you go entertain your little friend?
01:12:44Yeah, well, I just wanted to
01:12:46congratulate the big man.
01:12:48Yeah, he's finally going to win our bet.
01:12:50What bet?
01:12:54What bet?
01:12:56I told Noah that if you guys
01:12:58could make it throughout the summer,
01:13:00I would drop out of the internship pool.
01:13:02That's not true.
01:13:04Yeah, it is.
01:13:06I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,
01:13:08I recorded the whole thing.
01:13:10You play that, I'll fucking kick your ass.
01:13:14I don't want to hear it.
01:13:16Yeah,
01:13:18I'd probably break your heart to know
01:13:20that you were just a bet to Noah.
01:13:22Hmm?
01:13:24I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:27I was nothing but a bet to you.
01:13:29I was nothing but a check to you.
01:13:32Both of you can fuck off.
01:13:38Chicks, dude.
01:13:40I'm going to kick your fucking ass.
01:13:42I wouldn't want to do that
01:13:44in front of our special guest.
01:13:46I don't care about anybody except Jules.
01:13:49You're pathetic.
01:13:51Bitch.
01:13:53Whatever, dude.
01:13:58What were you thinking?
01:14:00That Noah would fall in love with you
01:14:02and save your family?
01:14:04I've been waiting all day to get you alone.
01:14:08You're a sexy girl.
01:14:10We could have a lot of fun.
01:14:12I don't have time for that shit.
01:14:14Then make time.
01:14:16There's a tradition at Lehman.
01:14:18The boys share their toys.
01:14:21And I want to play with you.
01:14:23I don't want to be played with.
01:14:25If you play nice,
01:14:27I'll give your boyfriend the little job.
01:14:29The only reason why Noah made his bet
01:14:31was to get this job.
01:14:33Even if this guy is an asshole,
01:14:35I should hear him out.
01:14:36What do I have to do?
01:14:39Let me borrow you for the night.
01:14:42In your dreams, perv.
01:14:48Mia.
01:14:50You know where Jules is?
01:14:52You're still caught up on that skank?
01:14:55Maybe this outfit will change your mind.
01:14:57Mia.
01:14:59A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.
01:15:01Get it through your head.
01:15:03I want to be with Jules.
01:15:04Why do you like her so much?
01:15:07I don't like her.
01:15:10I love her.
01:15:14You know,
01:15:16I feel sorry for you
01:15:18for falling in love with such a liar.
01:15:20You know she planted that sex tape, right?
01:15:22Yeah, well, she said she didn't.
01:15:24Found your girlfriend.
01:15:35If I do what you say,
01:15:37then you'll give Noah this job?
01:15:39Yes.
01:15:41And it's the only way you'd get him.
01:15:43We only interviewed him as a favor to his mom.
01:15:46My company looks down on sex tapes.
01:15:49Wait.
01:15:51Now I know where I recognize you.
01:15:53Damn.
01:15:55You were great.
01:15:57Just one kiss.
01:15:59That's all it takes to get your boyfriend the little job.
01:16:05Don't play hard to get.
01:16:13Get off of her.
01:16:18Get off of her.
01:16:20Let me have my fun.
01:16:22Then you can take your turn.
01:16:24If you don't leave her alone, I'm going to break your fingers.
01:16:26You wouldn't dare.
01:16:29You little shit.
01:16:31You'll never work for Lena.
01:16:32Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there.
01:16:34Because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater
01:16:36than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.
01:16:39You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.
01:16:41You want to mess with me?
01:16:43You want to mess with me?
01:16:45Yeah, why don't you sue me
01:16:47and let all the papers know that you're a sleazy dirtbag
01:16:49who's chasing young girls around.
01:16:51You know, I bet your wife would love to hear that.
01:16:53Please, don't tell my wife.
01:16:55Get out of my face, old man.
01:17:03How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:06How could you do that to me, Jules?
01:17:08It wasn't what it looked like.
01:17:10Don't lie to me.
01:17:12I saw you kiss him back.
01:17:15I didn't kiss him.
01:17:17But even if I did,
01:17:19you made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.
01:17:22You were getting money out of the deal,
01:17:24so why does it matter?
01:17:27I don't know.
01:17:29I don't know.
01:17:30It doesn't matter.
01:17:32Tell him that he's a good kisser
01:17:34and you want him right now.
01:17:36Tell him you love him.
01:17:38It matters
01:17:40because it makes it clear that you're an arrogant asshole.
01:17:50You're fired.
01:17:52Get out of my house.
01:18:01You're fired.
01:18:09You're gone for good, bitch.
01:18:15You never belonged with us.
01:18:17And now,
01:18:19it's your turn to go.
01:18:22I played you and I won.
01:18:25This has nothing to do with you.
01:18:28Oh, honey.
01:18:31I planted the camera in your room.
01:18:36And then,
01:18:38I got the sex tape of you and Noah.
01:18:40And then,
01:18:42I uploaded it for everyone to see.
01:18:48You thought you were better than me.
01:18:51But I always win.
01:18:53All I fucking do
01:18:56is win.
01:19:00A miserable bitch like you
01:19:02will never win.
01:19:12Mom,
01:19:14I saved the house.
01:19:16It's too late.
01:19:23Maybe we can call the bank
01:19:25and figure something out.
01:19:27Someone bought it out from under us
01:19:28just this morning.
01:19:30That's what happens
01:19:32when you lose sight of your goal.
01:19:34You lose everything.
01:19:36Oh, God.
01:19:48Karen, I'll help you.
01:19:50What are you doing in that uniform?
01:19:53My dad cut me off
01:19:55after I lost the Andrew Lehman internship.
01:19:57I guess he paid a lot of money
01:19:59to give me that job, so...
01:20:02You need anything?
01:20:09I have a big tip for you.
01:20:12Seriously?
01:20:14Smile more.
01:20:23This money feels dirty.
01:20:24I never want to see this check again.
01:20:38Miss me?
01:20:43Miss me?
01:20:50Get lost.
01:20:52I deserve that.
01:20:54I know.
01:20:58Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?
01:21:00And I think you'll really like it.
01:21:06Is this the deed to my house?
01:21:08Yeah.
01:21:10This morning, I bought it.
01:21:13You bought my house from under us?
01:21:15Look at the name on the title.
01:21:19Oh, my God.
01:21:21You put it under my name.
01:21:24It's yours, Jules.
01:21:26It's all yours.
01:21:28But I am only giving it to you
01:21:30under one condition.
01:21:33Another condition?
01:21:35What, do you want me to be
01:21:37your fake girlfriend again?
01:21:39Sleep with your boss?
01:21:41Drug your mom?
01:21:43No.
01:21:45But I would like you to meet me
01:21:47at the Summer House tonight.
01:21:48Yeah.
01:21:53And at 8 p.m.
01:21:55And I want you to wear this.
01:22:09What are you doing here?
01:22:11Noah told me to come.
01:22:13Really?
01:22:15Oh, how pathetic.
01:22:16Noah's throwing me an engagement party.
01:22:21He's proposing to you?
01:22:23When did you two get back together?
01:22:25Well, it's not official yet.
01:22:27But he invited me here
01:22:29to pop the big question in front of everyone.
01:22:31And even an idiot like you
01:22:33would know that he's proposing.
01:22:35I guess after spending the entire summer
01:22:37being bored to death by you,
01:22:39Noah decided it was time to be with the best.
01:22:44Mia.
01:22:45Jules.
01:22:47I am so happy that both of you are here.
01:22:49Why did you invite me here?
01:22:51To watch you propose to Mia?
01:22:53Propose?
01:22:55Who said anything about proposing to you?
01:22:57Oh, please, the big question.
01:23:00Yeah, I do have a big question.
01:23:03Mia, why did you plant
01:23:05that sex tape of Jules and I?
01:23:09How did you know about that?
01:23:11Well, because I made a huge mistake.
01:23:13And when you were leaving the Summer House,
01:23:15you were in Jules' fight.
01:23:17You know, the one where you told her
01:23:19that you planted the sex tape in our room?
01:23:21Okay, fine.
01:23:23Yeah, I planted the camera
01:23:25and I uploaded the video to the internet.
01:23:27But I just wanted to watch your relationship
01:23:29blow up in all your faces.
01:23:31What are you going to do, arrest me?
01:23:33Actually, that's my job.
01:23:35Mia Matthews, you're under arrest
01:23:37for revenge porn.
01:23:39What? You're not actually doing this, are you?
01:23:41These are not what they're for.
01:23:43Call my dad!
01:23:45All right, Mia.
01:23:48If you invited me here to watch that,
01:23:51I appreciate it.
01:23:53That's not why I invited you here.
01:23:58Everybody!
01:24:01What is he doing?
01:24:05I have invited you all here
01:24:07so I can share my secrets.
01:24:12And here are my secrets.
01:24:16I scream when I see spiders.
01:24:18I do.
01:24:20And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard
01:24:23and I was so scared I just left it there.
01:24:27And I cannot tell my left from my right.
01:24:30Noah, what are you doing?
01:24:32You look like a crazy person.
01:24:34And I have one more secret.
01:24:36Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.
01:24:43And I want to make it official, Jules.
01:24:45Right here in front of everybody.
01:24:47I want everyone to know
01:24:49what you are to me.
01:24:53Yes, Noah.
01:24:55I'll be your girlfriend.
01:24:57Even if I'm an asshole?
01:24:59It's part of your charm.
01:25:01I love you.
01:25:03I love you right back.
01:25:10Everybody!
01:25:12Let's get this party started!
01:25:13Woo!