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00:00The future, uh, do you see a vision of a guy with the hibachi grill on his chest at the
00:08game flipping people, chicken and shrimp and beef and, you know, serving up the, uh, you
00:15know, the fried rice and then, you know, when he sets the onion on fire on top of the hibachi
00:21grill.
00:22Now, wait a second.
00:23Where fans are catching shrimp in the air and you know, you want to do this.
00:29You want to do this like in the seats.
00:31Like you know how the beer guy brings it.
00:33Yeah.
00:34I mean, there's gotta be some legal, I mean, you gotta be burning people and like, there's
00:39gonna be flames around like, I don't, I don't, I don't want to be the lawyer here.
00:44I wish I could play one on TV.
00:46It's a lucrative job, but I don't, I don't think that that's legal that you could have
00:51like a hot flame out in the crowd of people, thousands of people at a sporting event.
00:58And they're just, and I know those guys are professionals, but I don't, I don't know how
01:02well it would go.
01:03It just takes one drunk to one drunk to fall down the stairs and knock them into a family
01:09of four.
01:10And it used to be ahead of the curve and living dangerously, not in the concourse, like they
01:20could be throwing the shrimp and everything all over the place in the concourse.
01:23And why not?
01:24I saw a guy on the subway that set the lady on fire, killed her.
01:28I did see that.
01:29Yeah.
01:30I saw that.
01:31He got murdered one.
01:32He's done.
01:33He's a immigrant as they call him.
01:34He should be.
01:35And he's, his life is over.
01:36He, a woman was sleeping on the subway and he set her on fire and she burned to death
01:44on the subway.
01:45And then you're worried about a hibachi grill in the seats.
01:49I mean, this is the future.
01:51Frank the tank's with me on this.
01:52Sorry, Dickie's on this with me.
01:54And you just like, really?
01:56I mean, I thought you and I, you know, it's not, it's not like I said, it was a, it's
02:01not like I said, I, I wouldn't like to see it.
02:03I'm just giving you the others, you know, there could be some legal issues with that.
02:08You know, I could just, you know, you don't want to, you know, a lot of people get upset,
02:12you know, how we'll pick up the freight.
02:15He's good at that.
02:16How likes to pick up the freight when he goes through five games on Christmas day, uh, in
02:21the NBA.
02:22Why don't we start noon East tip at the garden when Ben Yama in town against the Knicks,
02:28uh, Knicks minus nine and a half to 23 and a half.
02:32The total, the unicorn will be shut down by the next, the next are too good for this purse
02:42next by 12 at least.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Uh, Knicks are a lot better than them, but maybe you get a big, you know, when be on
02:50Christmas day, uh, putting on a show, maybe unicorn, uh, the timber wolves have lost three
02:56in a row.
02:57They're in Dallas against the Mavericks.
02:58Of course, these two met, uh, in the playoffs last year, Dallas minus five and a half to
03:0321 and a half.
03:04The total.
03:05Yeah.
03:06I'm on, uh, the Mavericks, uh, and, uh, Luke at a cry baby.
03:10Um, I think the, I told you last night that the, that the, you know, the T wolves are
03:16going to lose, uh, that they've been playing poorly the last few games and they have not
03:21figured it out yet.
03:22They had played.
03:23This is how they play at the beginning of the season.
03:25They played poorly.
03:26Then they started figuring it out and winning, got to two games over 500 and now they've
03:30dropped those two games.
03:32Give me the Mavericks.
03:34The Sixers will be in Boston against the Celtics Celtics minus 10 and a half to 22 and a half.
03:40The total.
03:42I think this is Boston.
03:43I really do.
03:45Uh, the back door is open with Maxi.
03:47I think, uh, it'll always be there for the Sixers to cover, but you know, the Celtics
03:53lost last night in Orlando.
03:57They don't lose two in a row.
03:59They're going to go home on Christmas day and they are going to spank the Sixers at
04:03the garden.
04:05Lakers will be, uh, in San Francisco, uh, against the Warriors, uh, minus three and
04:11a half for the Warriors to 23 and a half is the total.
04:15Yeah.
04:16I like the, uh, dubs at, at the chase.
04:20Now I know that they lost, uh, to the Pacers.
04:24I know they lost to the Grizzlies and the Mavs and the Rockets and the T-Wolves.
04:28They haven't been playing well, but they turn around and beat the T-Wolves.
04:32I like them.
04:33I think they'll, you know, I mean, they lost twice out of three games to the T-Wolves already
04:38played up a bunch.
04:39I know that they're not a good team, but I'm going to take Steph Curry on Christmas
04:44day in San Francisco and coming, uh, and Wiggins and green and the dubs to beat the average
04:53below average Lakers.
04:55The Lakers right now are going nowhere fast.
04:58Uh, coach young is my boy and he's our, uh, hoop extraordinaire analyst, insider guru.
05:07I know you've watched and listened to aisle seat or, uh, excuse me, the, uh, uh, betting
05:12above the rim podcast.
05:13I get so used to calling, uh, Carver highs, ILC podcast, the founder, I get, I get crossed
05:18up.
05:19I want to show you something.
05:20Um, coach, as you know, I won another championship last night, number 12.
05:26And I just wanted to pull up, uh, cause what they do is they show my season.
05:31Uh, I only, I barely played, uh, these guys are all come out of the game.
05:37They're all superstars.
05:38They never want to come out of the game ever.
05:39They're never tired.
05:40Meanwhile, I'm in a game four minutes in.
05:42I'm like, come on, come in and get me, I'm dying over here.
05:46And then when I go over one 65 with my heart rate, I'm like, yeah, I need a break.
05:51And then last night I knew I wasn't playing.
05:52So I brought rum to the game in a, in a mug hidden.
05:56It was great idea.
05:57Uh, but anyway, um, and people say, oh, you shouldn't be driving.
06:02I'm 240 pounds.
06:04One run's not going to get me buzzed.
06:06Let me tell you something, honey.
06:07I need 15 of them to get me to not get behind the wheel.
06:10Don't drink and drive kids.
06:11And also don't listen to Luca at his foundation youth sports Academy when he teaches you how
06:16to bitch to the refs.
06:17Anyway, here's my season 45 points in eight games, 20 rebounds, 12 dimes.
06:24I shot 55% from the floor and yet I never play.
06:30I mean, now, I mean, honestly, those are some sick numbers for, um, I mean, honestly,
06:39for a guy that never plays an old bum like me, I mean, 18 was my season high and I shoot
06:4555% from the floor who in the NBA shoots 55% from the floor besides no one.
06:50Hey, just shoot.
06:51And I don't want to apologize, you know, before we got came out of the commercial break, I
06:56call for all Jack Haley after disrespected for all I'm going to go with ready Scott Williams
07:04of the bulls teams are one three in a row.
07:06Scott Williams.
07:07Sometimes he didn't play in some of the bigger games, but in some of those other games serviceable
07:12big man through his through them bows around, hit a couple of shots, shut out the Scotty
07:19Williams for row on his 12th championship bill who bill Russell.
07:24What?
07:26Who needs Russell when you got for row and his 12 chips coach.
07:31And I got up this morning and I went and played ball for 90 minutes.
07:35And I gotta tell you, I never hustled once the entire 90 minutes.
07:39I just kept getting, I posted people up.
07:42I scored it.
07:43Will inside.
07:44Uh, and then, uh, I made great dimes too.
07:47I played with these three great players.
07:49I was just, when I play with great players, I know how to hit them when they're cutting
07:53and I know how to get it down into the low post or above the defender.
07:56And I played this morning soaking wet, uh, after drinking last night heavily.
08:02And then, uh, just sweating it out.
08:04I think the guy guarding me, this brother named Sean, who was knocking down shots.
08:07Remember where he goes?
08:08He smelled like rum.
08:09I said, I had 15 of them last night, Sean member folks only one before the game.
08:15The 14 after is when he got home and I, and I, and I've talked to for, he's got this like
08:20Indiana cup.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Like, like a drink is like four drinks.
08:25Like it's like a, it's like a super, you know, big gulp is that he kind of gets it too.
08:29So shout out to for winning the chip last night.
08:32I, you know, and, and chop, chop is off to a good start.
08:37So that's good.
08:38Chop.
08:39This is all, this is all good.
08:40Jay.
08:41Why here?
08:42Okay.
08:43Keep shooting.
08:44Keep shooting the ball.
08:45You know, she had a tough time being shadowed.
08:47This girl was all over.
08:48They, uh, she made four threes in the first half.
08:50So they came out in the second half and this girl was like, literally like stink on Shaq
08:54all over her in her face.
08:57Never left her.
08:58She was up in her face running right in her face, the entire second half.
09:02She never touched the ball.
09:04And that's why I call the head coach available.
09:06She's always available to coach.
09:08She just doesn't know how to coach.
09:10I mean, can you set an effing screen for the girl?
09:13She's the only guy that can shoot on the whole team and you can't get someone to stick their
09:17body on her defender and get her free and get her the rock.
09:20I mean, how stupid are you?
09:22I mean, honestly, now I hope she doesn't watch my show, but she is a miss available.
09:26And if I coach, I can coach him drunk and I'd win 20 games with a movement motion, Bob
09:32Knight offense, setting screens and movement and coach coach win 30 games and a state championship.
09:38This girl, I mean, Oh, I went to the game.
09:41So I had to tell you this.
09:42I may keep you on two segments.
09:44I listen.
09:45I went to the game Saturday, right?
09:47And I'm sitting there with 34 C and her trainer, my guy, Maserati.
09:53He trains her around here long before you came into her life.
09:57So he goes to the games and watches her.
10:00And he was a high school state champion twice and a phenom as a child player in high school.
10:05His dad was a legendary coach at TNAC.
10:07And he said at the game, my wife said, and I'm just going nuts.
10:11Like I'm losing my mind.
10:13Like I can't even watch them.
10:14Their offense is so zip.
10:16They have that zip offense.
10:18And it's so awful.
10:19And it's like, I listen, I don't want to be mean here, but it really is kind of palsy.
10:23No, no offense to anyone.
10:25I'm not trying to be mean.
10:26I'm saying like when they throw the ball to these girls, they can't catch it.
10:29They're like, Oh, the ball goes out of bounds.
10:31They just move it and pass it until someone makes a mistake and never get a shot off.
10:36And I'm sitting there going, Oh, Jesus Christ.
10:38I'm like, Oh, Oh my God.
10:41She can't even hit a left.
10:43And then my wife and this guy are telling me to shut up because I'm so loud and my voice
10:48carries.
10:49And I'm like, you know what?
10:50It's either you want me to come to the game or you don't.
10:53I mean, honestly, like I can't watch crappy basketball coach and not be affected emotionally
10:59where I start cussing like Bob Knight and watching the game.
11:02I can't even stand it.
11:03When I watch crappy basketball and I'm in the stands, I can't, I just can't control
11:08myself.
11:10Listen, we may have to get you some kind of help.
11:15I mean, I mean, I mean, this is, this, this is a serious business here, you know, listen
11:19for folks don't notice, Pharrell's my guy, right?
11:24And Chop's like my niece.
11:26So as a coach, any time...
11:28He went to our game and she was so bad in that game at hoop heaven or whatever it was
11:32called.
11:33What was it down that place?
11:34Hoop group.
11:35Hoop group.
11:36They were so bad.
11:37This is what he said to me.
11:38He goes right in the middle of the game.
11:39They're getting schooled by 25.
11:40He goes, you want a popcorn?
11:41And he left.
11:42He never came.
11:43I'll tell you what.
11:44That was a great popcorn though.
11:45I know you like the back of my hand.
11:46I know your girl.
11:47I know your girls.
11:48I know everything.
11:49I know where you drink in the summer.
11:50Do not lie to me.
11:51You'll get mad watching crappy basketball.
11:52You do.
11:53Speaking of crappy basketball.
11:54What about last night?
11:56I mean Joel Embiid.
12:01I mean this guy.
12:02This guy was going to beat up a female referee?
12:08Shoutout to the refer...
12:10What ever her name was.
12:15For not only throwing out Joel Embiid but the André Drummond.
12:24You're a toss. No, no, no, no, no. I messed up. You're not a toss.
12:29And here comes Andre Drummond coming out of the locker room like it's Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania
12:34putting his jersey back on.
12:36Shut up to that train wreck of a game last night and the train wreck we call the Philadelphia 76ers.
12:41Give me two plays for tomorrow. They're telling me one segment.
12:44We got to keep moving here. So give me your plays for tomorrow and Christmas.
12:48And you'd think they'd let you stay on for a double and tell me about your Christmas plans.
12:52Oh, yeah. It's terrible. I can't believe they're doing this to me.
12:57But listen, I'm up for two, but that's okay.
13:01I'll tell them anyway. Knicks minus nine versus San Antonio.
13:05Listen, I think the Knicks get the job done. Temple Woods plus five and a half.
13:08This is a player because I think they're so bad.
13:10They got to turn around and be double-double.
13:13Listen, Pharrell, it was crazy how he got thrown out of the game.
13:17I think he gets a double-double tomorrow.
13:20I'm not saying they win or cover. He'll be okay.
13:22But then Aaron Gordon sneaky bet over 21 and a half points rebounds and assists.
13:27I think he gets their points and rebounds. Won't even need the assists.
13:31All right, so I forget which segment. Is this when we go out now or at the bottom?
13:36Because I'll bring him back for another dose of Coach John.
13:40Because I am not satisfied with this at this level.
13:45Well, you know, it's Christmas Eve.
13:47We need to take our game to an entirely different level.
13:52Like we used to do four-hour shows together.
13:54What is this 10-minute bullshack? I can't.
13:57What can I accomplish in 10 minutes? I don't even get sweating yet.
14:02I can't even score 15 points until I've been out there at least a half hour.
14:06You got to sweat out the run though. The run. You got to sweat out the run.
14:09Coach, in your opinion,
14:12if you had a kid like chop that could shoot like she does
14:17and someone's all over like, you know, like a shadow
14:22and they realize that she can score so they just there's no high school coach in New Jersey
14:27that won't or New York that won't shut that down.
14:29Like we're, you know, at halftime like we got to we got to stop 35.
14:34She's just scoring too much. So how do you tell a coach
14:40that can't coach? How do you tell her?
14:43I told chop to say something in practice or in the huddle like,
14:46you know to either her or the assistant. Can't you get me like some screens and get me open?
14:52Can we set up something to get me open?
14:54Like did you see me guarded by this girl on Saturday?
14:58She got this girl shut her down.
15:00Like I mean, it was like it was like the LA Freeway at 5 o'clock shut down.
15:06I mean, she never scored again. She never touched the ball again.
15:09And I was like I said to her you got to tell them in a huddle or at practice.
15:13You got to set screens for me. What are we doing here?
15:16Because if I go over and tell her my wife's going to divorce me.
15:19Like she wants me to not go to any games.
15:22She did. I told the ref she got tackled chop on a play.
15:25She got tackled and there was no call. But every time they touch this other team,
15:29they went to the line and I was like, I was like,
15:32what is this the NFL and my voice bounced off four walls in this gym.
15:36And let's see.
15:40She's she's at halftime. She sat next to the guy on the other side of me.
15:43She wouldn't sit next to me anymore.
15:45She don't want to know me because I you know, I can't take it.
15:49I just can't I can't take it. I get what do I do?
15:52What do I do in this conundrum?
15:54I will first things first for all. I mean,
15:56I think Steph's got about 48 other reasons why she made the Porsche.
16:01Screaming at a basketball game. I met Steph.
16:04There's other things that I'm not. I'm not. I'm on air.
16:07You're a dirty laundry on the air,
16:09but listen Pharrell. Listen,
16:15I gotta run off screens Pharrell.
16:16I mean it's simply put you just can't just don't put just don't put baby in the corner.
16:21You know what I'm saying? Right? You know,
16:22she can run a dribble handoff sender.
16:25Send a fake wake screen. Send her back flare screen action staggers.
16:29Hey, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna be like Bubba Bubba Gump,
16:34right from you know, Forrest Gump. There's back screens.
16:38There's flex screens. There's double screens. There's down screens.
16:42There's flare screens. There's elevator screens. There's pin down screens.
16:46There's screens on the ball. There's screens off the ball.
16:49There's screens on inbounds players. There's screens off the press.
16:51There's screens in transition. Just send the girl a damn screen.
16:55That's all I want you to do. Send her a screen and chopper get fixed.
16:58And if she doesn't make the shot, send her to Coach Young. I'll fix her footwork.
17:02Listen, obviously I could send her to you. I love driving two hours to your house.
17:08I mean, I gotta tell you it's like driving to Atlantic City.
17:10I can't get enough of it. You know, let me go down there once a week.
17:14When I drove the hoop group, I wanted to kill myself.
17:17I remember you remember one day I lost my glasses there in the parking lot.
17:20I mean Jesus Christ. It was just one thing after the next. Remember the day we went there
17:24and it was like a typhoon raining
17:26and I ran out to my car and my glasses fell out of my pocket
17:30and I lost and someone drove over them. They were my favorite pair of glasses too.
17:34They were like the ones I'd wear to watch TV and to go to a movie or go to a game
17:40and they're gone long. That place is bad luck.
17:42I don't like that. What is the deal with the Lakers?
17:46Because they suck and I you know, they're not going anywhere
17:50and I know they got old man River at a triple-double last night.
17:54They still lost to the Pistons. What is wrong with them?
17:56What is wrong with the dubs? They're playing tomorrow against each other in San Francisco.
18:00They both suck. Well, they both suck and I'll be honest with you.
18:03I don't think even though they're sitting at seventh and eighth place.
18:06I don't know if either one of them makes the playoffs
18:08because if you think about it right underneath them is San Antonio, Minnesota, Phoenix, Sacramento.
18:14I think all four of those teams are better than the Lakers and the Warriors.
18:18Listen, the Warriors have not been good since the start of season.
18:21They've tried to switch things up. Not working when it comes to the Lakers.
18:25I mean, let's be honest here folks. Who do they got besides their top three?
18:31I'll give you Austin Reeves, D'Angelo Russell, Pumpkin, Hachimura can't do it night and night.
18:38Connect will be good. Max Christy, huh? Jackson Hayes.
18:41He's in the league. Gabe Vincent left the heat.
18:44When you leave the heat, you leave your game. Cam Reddish, you might as well call him Cam Radish.
18:51I like Radish's. He's stuck in the hood.
18:53I mean, so when you look at this team, oh yeah, Brian James has played seven games too, by the way.
18:57But when you look at this team, they're just, you're not any good.
19:00And I'm going to say this. Does LeBron, if he wants a ring chase, say, I won out of LA.
19:09After he made them draft his son, does LeBron say, get me up out of here?
19:18Because I'll tell you right now, Pharrell, they're not making the playoffs.
19:20And if they make the playoffs, they're definitely not making it out of the first round.
19:24Well, let's say they don't make the playoffs. I say he still plays this year out with the Lakers.
19:32And I am not certain that he plays next year. I think it's catching up to him.
19:37You know, his body is getting beat up.
19:41And he's having, he's spending two, three hours a day in basically reflexology and therapy
19:47to get his body ready to play. Playing back-to-backs are killing him.
19:52I want to ask you about Hardenstein and Caruso.
19:55I thought that was a brilliant front office move to bring them on that young team.
20:00And then they gave Caruso a big deal the other day.
20:02And we already know Hardenstein's a badass.
20:05The Knicks couldn't pay him what the Thunder could.
20:07And he finally got his bag. But he's a badass too.
20:09He knows how to foul, and he knows how to rip, and he knows how to finish.
20:14And he makes free throws.
20:15Five points a game, the guy got $20 million.
20:17And for his defense, between him, Lou Dort and Kayson Wallace,
20:21they may have the best trio of guards defending the NBA.
20:24And then you get Hardenstein with a rim protector and showed the ability to score more.
20:29That has been a great story. We talked about it.
20:31And two other great stories really quick.
20:34Number one, the evolution of Tom Thibodeau.
20:37We need to give this guy credit.
20:38Because this team shares a ball as good as any Knick team.
20:42Ready, folks? Since the early 70s. Go look it up.
20:46And coaching year, folks, Jamal Mosley.
20:50He loses Ben Caro. He loses Franz. Then he loses Mo.
20:55And then he goes and he beats the Celtics at home.
20:58Jamal Mosley, Coach of the Year.