Aired (December 28, 2024): Bagong taon, bagong New Years resolution! Pero pagdating ng January, seen-zoned lang ang nangyari! Aminin, sino dito ang nakagawa ng New Year's Resolution ng 2024? I-comment mo 'yan! #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Come here, Sasa Girl!
00:04Hello to you, Sasa Girl!
00:09How are you?
00:10Oh my God, thank you so much for welcoming me here.
00:15When I saw your name on the list of guests, I was so excited.
00:19In fact, I told them that I wanted this episode to be prepared.
00:23Yes, Madam Chair.
00:24And you really prepared it because it's really for Bagansha.
00:28Thank you, Sasa Girl.
00:30We look like countrymen today.
00:32The hearing is scary.
00:34We might manifest this.
00:36You said that you already fixed your scams.
00:39I already fixed my scams.
00:41Why don't you have anything to hide?
00:43There it is.
00:46She did it wrong.
00:47We took it out from her ears.
00:50Don't worry because this place is safe for your answers.
00:54It's a safe space.
00:55It's New Year so our careers will be ruined.
00:57No.
00:58In fact, our goal is to get more gold before the end of the episode.
01:04Thank you so much for inviting us.
01:06Of course.
01:07Me, Vice.
01:08I'm Vice.
01:09Madam Chair.
01:11You're one of the most popular influencers today.
01:14But we know that you're guilty of the issue that we're going to talk about today.
01:18But I'm also guilty.
01:20Admit it, you're also guilty.
01:22A little.
01:23It's not good that the three of us are together.
01:27But actually, that's why I'm saying that we're all guilty.
01:30Because what we're going to investigate today is,
01:32why are we celebrating New Year's Resolution?
01:34What's the purpose if we can't fulfill it?
01:39That's right.
01:41Why is that, Sasa?
01:42I don't know.
01:45Anyway, Happy New Year to all of you.
01:48Yes.
01:49Thank you so much for your support.
01:51It's a new year, right?
01:53And we have a new New Year's Resolution that we're going to destroy.
01:58We have a new New Year's Resolution that we're going to break promises.
02:01Yes.
02:02Oh my God.
02:03Because when I celebrate New Year's Resolution,
02:06I'm really...
02:07You know, the one that's quick to make a decision.
02:09The one that I don't know how to think about.
02:11This one.
02:12This one right away.
02:13It's like that.
02:14I used to celebrate New Year's Resolution when I'm not going to celebrate New Year's Resolution.
02:17Oh my God.
02:18I can't do it anymore.
02:19It's just now.
02:21It's just now.
02:22I can't do it anymore.
02:23It's just now.
02:24I can't do it anymore.
02:25It's just now.
02:26I can't do it anymore.
02:27It's just now.
02:28I can't do it anymore.
02:29It's just now.
02:30I can't do it anymore.
02:31It's just now.
02:32I can't do it anymore.
02:33It's just now.
02:34I can't do it anymore.
02:35It's just now.
02:36I can't do it anymore.
02:37It's just now.
02:38I can't do it anymore.
02:39It's just now.
02:40I can't do it anymore.
02:41It's just now.
02:42I can't do it anymore.
02:43It's just now.
02:44I can't do it anymore.
02:45It's just now.
02:46I can't do it anymore.
02:47It's just now.
02:48I can't do it anymore.
02:50Okay.
02:51Do you swear to tell the truth?
02:53The whole truth and nothing but the truth.
02:55So help yourself.
02:56Yes.
02:57I'll do it myself.
02:58Yes.
02:59As we all do.
03:00Very good.
03:01Very good.
03:02Okay.
03:03For your opening statement,
03:04the question is,
03:05what are the things you haven't done that you're guilty of?
03:06Aside from being cheap.
03:07That's it.
03:08That's it.
03:09The first thing I checked,
03:10that I'm going to save money.
03:11That's it.
03:12That's so bad.
03:13Then the thing that's not fragile.
03:16Oh my God.
03:17That's it.
03:18That's so bad.
03:19Why are you all here?
03:20All my friends are here.
03:21Hey!
03:22Here's the list.
03:23Hey!
03:24There it is.
03:25It's so scary.
03:26Anyway,
03:27I don't know what the truth is.
03:28No.
03:29First of all,
03:30Edgar is here.
03:31Hey!
03:32No.
03:33It's just a fling.
03:34It didn't last.
03:35Oh my God.
03:36Oh my God.
03:37You're so annoying.
03:38Oh my God.
03:39I'm saving money.
03:40Right?
03:41Why are you saving money?
03:42Why is it expensive to save?
03:43No.
03:44I'm not that expensive.
03:45I'm expensive to,
03:46you know,
03:47my parents.
03:49I'm so mad.
03:50I'm here.
03:51My apologies, Naks.
03:52I'm clearly making money
03:53that's going to other people.
03:55Right?
03:56I'm curious, Buboy,
03:57because if you watch
03:59Kumars' TikTok Reels,
04:02the most iconic is the blush on
04:04from ear to ear.
04:05That's right.
04:06The blush on
04:07from ear to ear.
04:08The red line
04:09of blush on.
04:10You thought
04:11Gerald slapped you?
04:13It suits him.
04:14I tried to do it
04:15when people laughed at me.
04:16I don't know about you guys, but it suits you.
04:18Where did that come from?
04:20It's gangster, that's what I used to do when I was younger.
04:23You borrow lip tints, right?
04:25Yes.
04:26That lip tint is like a classroom.
04:30Only one person owns that lip tint.
04:32Share, share.
04:34That's why your look is based on how thick it is.
04:37But the shade E is just one.
04:39I also see your powder.
04:41You call it Chola, right?
04:43Yes, Chola Chicana.
04:45Boss Pataykin.
04:49Oh, bless.
04:51Bless, bless, bless.
04:53It means that she's your NINANG.
04:55She's the one who knows.
04:56Thank you so much, NINANG.
04:57You make us happy.
04:59That's why I'm asking this, leading to new year.
05:01Would you say, because I have to commend that you're so fresh now.
05:05I want to say.
05:07I want to say, compared to the blush on your face when you started.
05:11Do you want your new year's resolution,
05:14I feel like, I'll focus on myself this year.
05:17This 2025, super fresh.
05:19I'm just beautiful.
05:20Because you're already starting.
05:22You know, I'm not the only one who's fresh here.
05:24You two are too.
05:26There's no plastic here.
05:28There's no plastic here.
05:29You can go to Colombo.
05:32No, I'm serious.
05:33Are you inspired? What is it?
05:35Well, for me, it's like a new discovery.
05:38That's what I think.
05:40Learning about myself.
05:41That's what I think.
05:43It's like when you go to the arts.
05:45When you go to the arts, it's like that.
05:47And for me, since I'm able to give my needs,
05:53I'm able to focus on myself.
05:55I'm able to learn things about me.
05:59Because I'm still self-discovering.
06:02I still don't know what my goals are.
06:06I'm still discovering a lot.
06:08You know, as I go through the process,
06:12I learn a lot about myself.
06:14I need to improve myself.
06:16I need to develop myself.
06:18So, I think this 2025,
06:22I feel like, I wish I had a boyfriend.
06:25Do you have a boyfriend now?
06:27No, I don't.
06:28What do you learn from your boyfriend?
06:31Do you have a boyfriend?
06:32Yes, I do.
06:33I met a lot of people from Batasan.
06:36I thought I got my sparkles from Batasan.
06:38He's still choosing for me.
06:40He's using latex.
06:41He's calling me.
06:42He's full of freedom.
06:44I've had a lot of bookings from there.
06:46That's why my friend, Jograd.
06:52Jograd?
06:53When I'm there,
06:55I make my regular special.
06:57We have a surprise for you.
06:59Jograd Basso.
07:01This is him.
07:02Jograd.
07:03Oh my God, Jograd.
07:04What happened to you?
07:05The system ate you up.
07:07You know, you're still evolving
07:11as a content creator.
07:12But it's so refreshing
07:14that there's someone
07:15who doesn't care about you.
07:17It's up to you.
07:18It's up to you.
07:19This is who I want.
07:20I can relate to both of you.
07:21Because you're both very authentic.
07:23No, on camera, I'm actually like...
07:25Actually, I'm a serious actor.
07:27Yeah.
07:28I'm actually a dramatic actress.
07:30You're so arrogant.
07:32On a personal level.
07:33I'm just kidding.
07:34Do you want to pose?
07:36Sorry, you're on.
07:39Speaking of jokes,
07:40this is what our moms make us do.
07:42Our New Year jokes.
07:44They always make me jump
07:46at midnight
07:47because I'm short and Sasa is tall.
07:49Right, me too.
07:50We lose.
07:51It's like you're sleeping
07:52when they make you jump.
07:53Hey, no.
07:54I jumped.
07:55I fell.
07:56Did you jump to the second floor?
07:58Why did you jump from there
07:59to the first floor?
08:00I really wanted to jump,
08:01but it really didn't happen.
08:03Why?
08:04What do you do on New Year?
08:05For me,
08:06I always believe
08:07when I'm wearing a mask.
08:08The masks I wear,
08:09I put the coins
08:10in my pocket.
08:11Right?
08:12Actually,
08:13yes,
08:14there are things like that.
08:15Is it true?
08:16Actually, no.
08:19That's so annoying.
08:20But actually,
08:21some people...
08:22Where do you put the coins?
08:23To increase.
08:24To increase your money.
08:25Ah, to increase your money.
08:26Okay.
08:27But I believe
08:28when you have coins,
08:29you don't just increase it.
08:30It's so heavy in your pocket.
08:31You have a bag
08:32in your pocket.
08:33Correct.
08:34You're crazy.
08:35I'm afraid
08:36of Christmas.
08:37I have a trauma
08:38because our mothers
08:39were scammers
08:40in the 90s.
08:41Super.
08:42What would your mom
08:43tell you
08:44if you had a lot of Christmas?
08:45Hide it first.
08:46Correct.
08:47It will disappear, son.
08:49I'll put it aside first.
08:50January, February,
08:51it's already gone.
08:52Then you have to...
08:53Mom,
08:54because I don't have
08:55800...
08:56I used to go to school
08:57with those things.
08:58Your mom
08:59will get a heart attack
09:00and be like,
09:01800 pesos.
09:02800, Felix?
09:04800?
09:05Are you looking for me?
09:06How about
09:07what you have
09:08in my house?
09:09You have to eat
09:10when you cook.
09:11There's a bill for that.
09:12When I gave birth to you,
09:13I spent a lot of money.
09:14Correct.
09:15Correct.
09:16What would your mom
09:17tell you?
09:18But it's really
09:19like that.
09:20How can I say it?
09:21She really delivers
09:22like that.
09:23And her scene
09:24is like that.
09:25What do you call it?
09:26When you get
09:27money,
09:28you won't
09:29get it back.
09:30It's gone.
09:31Even if you get
09:32a lot of money,
09:33you won't get it back.
09:34Were you like that
09:35when you were a kid?
09:36Yes, I was like that.
09:38Admit it.
09:40Sometimes,
09:41you get money,
09:42right?
09:43Of course,
09:44the 1,000 pesos
09:45your aunts give you,
09:46you'll get it back
09:47next year.
09:48And if it's
09:49next year,
09:50you won't get it back.
09:52Right?
09:53It means
09:54you're old.
09:55Matured.
09:56Okay, guys?
09:57For our viewers.
09:58Oh my God.
09:59So, watch this year.
10:01Maybe you'll catch up.
10:02No way.
10:03I'll be famous again.
10:05If my daddy grows up
10:06in the new year,
10:07what will I do?
10:09It's not the new year yet.
10:10It's February.
10:11Yes.
10:12What is that?
10:13Order.
10:14I'll order myself.
10:15Order.
10:16I'll order myself.