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00:00The next day
00:01The next day, the wedding
00:04The next day, the wedding
00:06I finally thought about getting married
00:09I thought everyone in the world was working
00:12No, no, no
00:13I'm alive, I'm alive
00:18I'll show my cool side
00:20and then I'll confess
00:21It's like making money out of love
00:24People who can't even do that
00:26won't be able to get on the stage of marriage
00:29I'm sick
00:31I'll just have to smile and do my best
00:35That's why I'm...
00:36Don't mess with me!
00:38Don't mess with me!
00:40I'm a piece of shit
00:43I'm a piece of shit
00:45I'm a piece of shit
00:51There was a small expectation
00:53for the reunion after 4 years
00:56How did he get on the stage?
01:04I'm sorry
01:05It's my birthday tomorrow
01:07I'm 58 years old
01:09I'm 58 years old
01:11I'm 58 years old
01:16Hello, I'm Mizuhara
01:18Hello, I'm Mizuhara
01:19I look like him
01:21I looked it up on the internet
01:24You look like a gambler
01:26You look like a gambler
01:30Kobori Toshio suddenly contacted him
01:34in the spring of 2024
01:37He said he was going to get married
01:43My dad passed away
01:47It was a funeral
01:50I didn't post anything
01:54but I knew it would cost a lot of money
02:00I thought I had to have it
02:03If I could marry a rich man
02:09I could continue being an entertainer
02:14How should I put it?
02:16It would be stable
02:21We interviewed Kobori Toshio
02:24on a TV show in 2019
02:28His days as an entertainer were full of fame
02:32He makes about 2 million yen a year
02:37I can't do that with R-Wonder or M-Wonder
02:43He was a member of Wahaha Honpo
02:47with Masami Hisamoto and Rie Shibata
02:55However, his shop was always closed
03:01Hello
03:02Kobori-san, my tooth hurts
03:05and I can't come
03:07I got a message
03:10From Kobori-san
03:12I got a message
03:15I got a message
03:19This is definitely a lie
03:24There was a reason for the lie
03:30I have to say my tooth hurts
03:33I can't lie
03:35I can't lie
03:37I can't lie
03:39I can't lie
03:43He joined Rakugo when he was 24
03:46He was the master of his new work
03:49Master Sanyutei Enjo
03:51However
03:56He changed his career
03:59because he found Honto interesting
04:02His work with Minoru Murota
04:06became a hot topic
04:10Nagoriyuki, please
04:12Show us your sideburns
04:15Spring has come
04:17and you are beautiful
04:22You are more beautiful than last year
04:27My sideburns are 2 or 3 minutes long
04:31It's about 100,000
04:33There was a time when I lost my sideburns
04:38His popularity didn't last long
04:41and he just kept getting more and more
04:46Murota got married
04:48and his shop was actually closed
04:53His wife picked him up
04:55and he had to cut his sideburns
05:00I can't move my sideburns
05:02because I cut them in the morning
05:04That's a perfect excuse
05:06You should call it a neck
05:10You should call it a neck
05:14This is also a neck
05:16He finally became a shabby entertainer
05:19He finally became a shabby entertainer
05:28He made a name for himself
05:30on a TV show 4 years ago
05:32Now he gets paid by rich people
05:34and gets paid by rich people
05:36He gets paid by rich people
05:38He gets paid by rich people
05:43Nice to meet you
05:45Nice to meet you
05:48Nice to meet you
05:50He's so cool
05:54He's like a young Umemiya Tatsuo
05:58He lost his viewership
06:00He lost 4% in a minute
06:05That's amazing
06:07He went on for a long time
06:09He went on for a long time
06:11He went on for a long time
06:13He went on for a long time
06:15He sold his car for that
06:17He sold his car for that
06:19The president of the company
06:21was the god of fortune
06:23Can I have this?
06:25I'm sorry, I don't have a car
06:27I'm sorry, I don't have a car
06:29Thank you
06:332, 2, 2
06:35It's 2 for the first time
06:37It's 2 for the first time
06:39It's good
06:41It's good
06:44Ah, yeah
06:46You have to do this every year
06:48You have to do this every year
06:50Wow, he's wearing a helmet
06:52Oh, you have to wear a helmet
06:54Oh, you have to wear a helmet
06:56It's for work
06:57It's for work
07:01How should I put this...
07:06Whether or not they were serious about marriage
07:09Whether or not they were serious about marriage
07:12Is this really the place?
07:14Yes, it is.
07:19Saori Yamamoto, who runs the marriage counseling center, is a former idol.
07:25Her first interview was in the meeting room of the high-rise building.
07:36The first thing she asked was the hope of Mr. Kobori.
07:41What kind of person do you want to meet today?
07:46What kind of marriage do you want to have?
07:49I want to meet a rich young lady.
07:54I used to play the piano when I was in elementary school.
08:00I want to marry a rich young lady.
08:03Does that mean you want to marry a rich young lady?
08:10Yes, I think so.
08:13Is there anyone in the world who can satisfy your needs?
08:19Yes, there is.
08:21Are you confident that you can make people happy?
08:24Yes, I am.
08:26I heard that people who smoke and gamble are very popular.
08:32That's right.
08:34Can I quit smoking right now?
08:37No problem.
08:40She couldn't trust Mr. Kobori.
08:43By the way, Mr. Yamamoto is the president of Yaranomi.
08:49The person who introduced me to Mr. Kobori said that I was a bad entertainer.
08:55I was worried about how many bad people would come.
08:59I was worried about my age, age group, and unstable life.
09:06But I thought it was impossible.
09:12She needed to take a picture to register.
09:16Lower your left shoulder.
09:21Move your neck forward a little.
09:24Move your head slowly.
09:27That's good.
09:30I love you.
09:36That's good.
09:40That's great.
09:45It's like winning a lottery.
09:49Things change.
09:54The apartment in Saitama is the same.
09:59I just woke up.
10:04The rent is 32,000 yen, which is 4,000 yen higher than before.
10:09The refrigerator is also full.
10:13I love coke.
10:16This is an egg.
10:18I only eat red eggs.
10:21Why?
10:22This is delicious.
10:24This is a queen.
10:26Since the outbreak of COVID-19, there has been an increase in self-sufficiency.
10:29Sausage, fried sweet potatoes, and ham and eggs for a late breakfast.
10:39It's delicious.
10:44That picture was very effective.
10:48The number of people has increased.
10:51There were two people last year.
10:54Huh?
10:55There are three women who want to be a matchmaker.
10:59At first, I was aiming for a doctor.
11:02But all the female doctors said no.
11:05I thought anyone would be fine after this.
11:09I invited someone who was about my age.
11:16I decided to meet the matchmaker.
11:21Good morning.
11:23It's hot, isn't it?
11:26I feel like I'm going to pee.
11:29Hello.
11:31I'm sorry I'm late.
11:33I'm sorry I'm late.
11:36I'll be back in about an hour.
11:40She is a mother of two and in her 50s.
11:46Do you appear on TV?
11:47I appear on TV.
11:49I don't like to show off.
11:54I'm a middle-aged woman.
11:58Are you a middle-aged woman without showing off?
12:01Wait a minute.
12:03Middle-aged woman.
12:05Do you show off little by little?
12:08What else do you like to do?
12:10When I'm in the car.
12:12I'm going to talk about myself again.
12:16I worked in the countryside for two years to become a comedian.
12:23He's trying hard to get a job.
12:26Why do you have to drive a car from Soba-dokoro?
12:32The first impression is important.
12:36I don't talk about myself very much.
12:39Really?
12:41I don't want to see you again.
12:48I'm impressed.
12:55I asked her, too.
12:57I want to see you again.
13:01Why don't you like it?
13:04I'm embarrassed.
13:08I talk about myself.
13:11I want you to talk to me.
13:16I think you're laughing at my reaction.
13:21That's not a conversation.
13:26It was fun.
13:28How serious is he?
13:34The second person.
13:37He's trying hard to get a job.
13:40Maybe because he's conscious of the camera.
13:44He's a comedian, but he's serious.
13:50How much is the military fund?
13:54How much is it now?
13:57I borrowed about 330,000 yen.
14:00I'm going to pay another 170,000 yen.
14:04You borrowed it?
14:06Yes, I borrowed it.
14:08Another 170,000 yen.
14:13Shimokitazawa has a live show once a month.
14:17He's talking to a woman in her 60s.
14:27How was it?
14:29She's popular.
14:31I said it in Kansai dialect.
14:33I think she likes me.
14:37What do you think of her?
14:41She's not bad.
14:44I like her.
14:47It's not a long time.
14:50I have to confess to her.
14:54Is that next time?
14:56I don't know what to do.
15:01Yamamoto seems to have received a good reaction.
15:06But...
15:08Yamamoto seems to have received a good reaction.
15:10I want to talk about love and marriage.
15:17Do you want to talk about it again?
15:23It's not a lie.
15:27It's a little different from reality.
15:32You can't help it.
15:35What do you mean?
15:37Stop it.
15:39It's an apartment.
15:43It's an apartment.
15:47It's a radio show.
15:49It's a lie.
15:51It's a lie.
15:54What's the meaning of that?
15:57I want to show you big.
16:00There's a face on the table, so I can tell.
16:05He was stabbed in the neck.
16:11The second meal with a 60-year-old woman.
16:15He was going to be honest this time.
16:26I haven't told you my name yet.
16:29I can't tell you my name.
16:31If you say Gappori Construction, it'll come out.
16:39Certainly, if you tell the name of the combination, you'll find out a lot of things.
16:45I didn't think it would be this short.
16:53It's amazing.
16:57You just have to say it.
16:59I have to say it next time.
17:03As expected.
17:06It's like being cornered a little bit.
17:14But there was no next time.
17:19I can't see you anymore.
17:22So it's over.
17:26I'm a little frustrated.
17:31Compared to you.
17:36I'm a little depressed.
17:43The problem was unexpected.
17:47One thing I was told was that the taste of the food was different.
17:53I don't know if it's the opposite of my taste.
17:58I learned how to eat Peyangu Sozu Yakisoba.
18:03It's delicious, so let's go eat it together.
18:07If you do that, you'll get in trouble.
18:11That's no good.
18:13Eat what you like.
18:16It's not bad.
18:18I don't mean to deny it.
18:21Maybe it was too early to put out everything I liked.
18:29He looks depressed.
18:32He doesn't look like this when he's joking.
18:40He's even more depressed today.
18:44Are you sure you didn't smoke?
18:47I don't know.
18:49It depends on the person who smokes.
18:53If you're smoking, I want you to tell me that you're smoking.
18:58You don't have to quit smoking.
19:01If you can't quit smoking, you have to write in your profile that you haven't quit smoking.
19:07I'm sorry.
19:09I think it's a lie to say that you're paying rent just because you're smoking.
19:14I think it's a lie to say that you're smoking.
19:17I think it's a lie to say that you're paying rent just because you're smoking.
19:25After that, the meeting continued.
19:31The rate is always at Mr. Kobori's house.
19:35The marriage counseling office also needs to avoid it every month.
19:40Do you like classical music?
19:43I like it too.
19:47I like Beethoven.
19:53He had a gorgeous lunch with a woman in her 50s who said he could see her again.
20:03Have you seen Titanic?
20:06I haven't seen it.
20:09I had a chance to see it.
20:12I saw it first.
20:16The conversation didn't go well.
20:24The price was over 30,000 yen.
20:27On top of that, she turned me down.
20:38I don't have a choice to give up marriage counseling.
20:45I want to show it to my mother.
20:49Your wife?
20:54My father is already dead.
20:57My mother is sick and lives in a facility.
21:03My mother has always been against everything I do.
21:10It's not a parent-child relationship, but I'm sure she'll be a little relieved if I do that.
21:24Mr. Yamamoto was called out for a 22,000 yen evasion every month.
21:31Do you like it now?
21:34I like it now.
21:37Do you want to do it for a week?
21:40Of course, but he can't go to counseling without payment.
21:46If I can't pay you every month, I think it's better to spend more time on self-reliance.
21:58People who can't even do that can't get on the stage of marriage.
22:05I don't have any elements right now.
22:09I don't have any elements that I want to support for Mr. Kobori, including money.
22:15I don't know where the elements are.
22:19I've always had to take extra measures.
22:24I don't know how to show it.
22:27If I do this, I'm doing what I was told to do.
22:32People who live by deceiving themselves can't get close to people.
22:48There are some things that are right, but not all of them.
22:58I'm not bad at all.
23:01I don't think you're bad.
23:04I don't think I'm bad.
23:07I'm not bad at all.
23:13Maybe I'm a little old.
23:18I think I was about 70% right today.
23:25I don't know.
23:30The cost of living is 110,000 yen.
23:35Mr. Kobori moved to Kinsaku.
23:42He went to Hamamatsu in Shizuoka.
23:46This is where Taro, the first disciple of Gappori, lives.
23:54What he was waiting for was an unexpected development.
24:03This isn't an apartment, is it?
24:08Mr. Kobori's disciple, Taro, who relied on him to pay for his retirement.
24:13Taro continues to be an entertainer while working as the manager of a yakiniku restaurant.
24:20This is how much I make.
24:26I want you to lend me 200,000 yen for five months.
24:34I want you to lend me 200,000 yen.
24:37200,000 yen?
24:42100,000 yen is fine.
24:44I don't mind lending you 200,000 yen.
24:47I'm running a yakiniku restaurant.
24:50I'd like you to help me out with my part-time job.
24:55I'd like you to help me out with my part-time job.
24:59If you're going to come back today, I'll do it.
25:04That's fine.
25:06Can I?
25:07Of course.
25:08I'm sorry.
25:09I'm sorry.
25:10I'm sorry.
25:11I'm sorry.
25:12I'll do it.
25:13I'll do it.
25:14I'll do it.
25:16Like this?
25:17You look like a veteran.
25:19I'm just taking off my hat.
25:22But on this day...
25:25I'm sorry, I can't get a call from my part-time job.
25:27You can't?
25:28Can I start working now?
25:30Wait a minute.
25:31This is the worst.
25:33I can't get a call.
25:37The disaster continues.
25:39Good morning.
25:42I was just about to come.
25:44You're coming now?
25:45Yes, I'm coming now.
25:46I'm going to be late.
25:48One of us is going to be late.
25:53Cut it out.
25:58In this case, the floor is mostly left to Mr. Kobori.
26:02Of course, this is his first time doing this kind of job.
26:06I'm sorry.
26:07I'm sorry.
26:08Okay.
26:11The restaurant was full.
26:14Yes, I'm Harami.
26:15Yes, I'm Harami.
26:18Taro in the kitchen is also very busy.
26:28Master.
26:29Yes.
26:30This is table 3.
26:31This is Ichibo.
26:32This is table 3.
26:33Yes, this is table 4.
26:35This is table 4.
26:37What kind of shooting is this?
26:39It's called The Long Fiction.
26:41You're an actor, right?
26:42Yes, I am.
26:43Yes, I am.
26:44I'm doing this to make a living.
26:46I see.
26:47I see.
26:48Are you making a living as an owner?
26:49What?
26:50Are you making a living as an owner?
26:51I'm not an owner.
26:52I'm just a student.
26:53It's complicated.
26:54I see.
26:55I see.
26:57Mr. Kobori is working on the table.
27:02I'm sorry.
27:03I'm sorry.
27:04Sesame oil and salt.
27:05Yes.
27:07This is table 3.
27:08Yes.
27:09Please wrap up the rice.
27:11Yes.
27:13Although he's working to pay the rent,
27:15this is the first time he's working like this.
27:21This is simple.
27:22I'm working for the first time.
27:24Yes.
27:25It's my first time.
27:27He's doing a good job,
27:29and he gave him his favorite coke.
27:34It's delicious.
27:35It's delicious.
27:36I was so relieved. I didn't expect him to be so dependable.
27:50How was it working with him?
27:53I think he's great.
27:55Oh, you mean Taro-chan?
27:57Yes.
27:59I didn't expect this experience to make Mr. Kobori angry.
28:12Here's your change.
28:16Here's 10,000 yen.
28:23The next day, he went to Inazawa, Aichi.
28:30Here's another dependable friend of Inazawa C.A.T.B.
28:36You've lost weight.
28:38No, I'm having a hard time today.
28:42Mr. Minoru Murota, who works as a director and an announcer.
28:48He's a partner of Gappori Construction, and also a comedian.
28:54However, his main job is in this 10-year-old company.
29:00Just like Taro-chan, Mr. Murota also had a hard life.
29:06I'll give you 4 consecutive points.
29:10The first thing he said was,
29:13I went to Taro's place yesterday.
29:17There's something I want to do with you and Taro.
29:24What do you want to do?
29:27I want to open a ramen shop.
29:35I'll give you 100,000 yen.
29:41You can't afford it.
29:44I have money.
29:46Do you have a sponsor?
29:48I can't afford it.
29:50I'm trying to make money.
29:56People are looking down on me.
29:58I'm not looking down on you.
30:00People are making fun of me.
30:04It's rude.
30:06To be honest, we were surprised, too.
30:11I don't want to be your partner.
30:181 million yen.
30:24He asked for 1 million yen to open a ramen shop.
30:28It was a very sudden request.
30:321 million yen.
30:34I want to open a shop.
30:37I'll do it when I do it.
30:39I've never seen you do it.
30:41I'm doing it when I do it.
30:43You shouldn't do it.
30:45I want to do it, too.
30:47I want to do it with you and Taro.
30:51I'm doing it seriously.
30:56I'm not kidding.
30:58I came to a place I didn't know and opened a shop.
31:03It was very difficult.
31:07Do you think I'm underestimating you?
31:10I've been thinking about it all along.
31:13I went to work yesterday.
31:18I was able to sleep well.
31:20I was able to sleep well.
31:22I was able to sleep well.
31:27I'm counting on you.
31:30We've been together for 30 years.
31:35Will you quit being an entertainer?
31:37I won't quit.
31:39I will continue to be an entertainer.
31:42I want you to continue to be an entertainer.
31:45I'm a fan of yours.
31:48I will continue to be an entertainer.
31:50Are you sure you'll do it?
31:52Of course I'll do it.
31:56If you're sure you'll do it, I'll do it.
31:59I'll do it.
32:02Are you sure?
32:04I'll do it.
32:06Mr. Murota can't do it if he's so desperate.
32:12This is for your job.
32:15I'll give you 30,000 yen.
32:17This is...
32:19I don't have money.
32:21I don't have money.
32:23I'll do my best.
32:25I'll do my best.
32:27Let's go eat.
32:29Let's go eat.
32:31Let's go eat.
32:37When they returned to Saitama,
32:39Matsu handed over the money he had saved up at the marriage counseling office.
32:50Not yet?
32:51Not yet.
32:52Oh, I see.
32:54Zen is in a hurry.
32:56He's been to a local ramen shop several times.
33:01If possible, he wants to train at his favorite shop.
33:07Do you always go to this shop?
33:09Yes.
33:10I don't go there often.
33:16I'm an entertainer.
33:18I want to learn how to make ramen.
33:25It was sudden, but...
33:30If it's about how to run a business...
33:35I'll do my best.
33:41I'll start working from 2.30 p.m. tomorrow.
33:46Okay.
33:48He'll start working the next day.
33:51I'll be waiting for you.
33:53Okay.
33:55I have to do it seriously.
34:00He has a mysterious background.
34:08The promised time is approaching.
34:17Mr. Kobori didn't show up.
34:23What time is it?
34:24It's 2.30 p.m.
34:252.30 p.m.?
34:27I'll start preparing.
34:29Oh, I see.
34:31Did he show up?
34:32No, he didn't.
34:35He was getting ready.
34:37Oh, I see.
34:40Oh, you're right.
34:45He even made a name plate and waited for me.
34:50It was 3.30 p.m. when he showed up.
34:56Excuse me.
35:03I'm sorry.
35:07I woke up, but I fell asleep again.
35:12I called you, but you didn't answer.
35:16I'm sorry.
35:17I'm sorry.
35:18I was in a hurry.
35:20I'm sorry.
35:26I was with you.
35:27Yes.
35:29I made a name plate.
35:40I'm sorry.
35:42I'm sorry.
35:43I'm sorry.
35:46He handed me his resume.
35:50Was it in Japanese?
35:52Yes.
35:54Why did you quit?
35:59I broke my promise.
36:05I broke my promise and died.
36:10I'm sorry.
36:12You broke your promise again.
36:15I'm sorry.
36:18You're sick.
36:22I know.
36:28You can't work normally.
36:31You should work hard.
36:34I know.
36:40Everyone has a 24-hour shift.
36:44You're the only one who has 24 hours.
36:50You're one hour late.
36:53It's not good.
36:57You should fix it.
37:00I'm sorry.
37:01He can't work at home.
37:06I'm sorry.
37:07I'm sorry.
37:08I'm sorry.
37:09I'm sorry.
37:14I didn't do it on purpose.
37:17No, you didn't.
37:24I'm not good.
37:28What do you mean?
37:30Well...
37:33I...
37:38I can't work.
37:44I'm not good.
37:48I don't know what I'm doing.
37:59I hope he gets home that night.
38:02I hope he gets home that night.
38:07My family is in trouble.
38:09I can't get married.
38:11I can't get a job.
38:13I realized I'm not good for life.
38:18I want to get a job.
38:28I want to get a job.
38:30But he can't accept it.
38:35He goes to see his partner, Mr. Murota.
38:39He goes to see his partner, Mr. Murota.
38:45I'm off to ramen.
38:49The ramen has been canceled.
38:52It's been canceled.
38:54It's been canceled.
38:58It's been canceled.
39:03I didn't mean to cancel it.
39:10I want to go out.
39:16I want to meet him.
39:22I want to meet him.
39:24I want to meet him.
39:30I want to meet him.
39:34Kenshin and Shingen are out of town.
39:38Kenshin and Shingen are out of town.
39:42Don't fuck with me.
39:44Don't fuck with me.
39:47What's going on?
39:49What's going on?
39:52What's going on?
39:54What's going on?
39:56What's going on?
39:58I told you I'd go out to ramen.
40:00I told you I'd go out to ramen.
40:02You're not Kenshin or Shingen.
40:05You're a kid.
40:07You're a kid.
40:09Don't fuck with me.
40:11Don't fuck with me.
40:13Don't fuck with me.
40:15What's going on?
40:18I don't need to introduce you, but I won't.
40:22I don't need to introduce you, but I won't.
40:25Why?
40:29Why should I introduce you?
40:32Why should I introduce you?
40:35Just leave.
40:37Seriously, go home. You're an idiot.
40:41Did you follow him?
40:42Yes, I did.
40:43What happened?
40:44Huh?
40:45What's going on?
40:46It's like I said.
40:48What? You hit him in the neck?
40:50Yes.
40:51You're really underestimating me.
40:53You're so mean.
40:55Seriously, go home.
40:57You're an idiot.
41:00Damn it.
41:02I should've waited for him.
41:08What did he think?
41:10What caught his eye was the rehabilitation center.
41:16It's like a magic wand.
41:19It's so smooth.
41:37He wanted to show Mr. Murota how serious he was.
41:54Seriously, go home.
41:56I'm begging you.
41:58I shaved my hair.
42:02What's that?
42:03I'm begging you.
42:04What is it? I don't understand.
42:08Sit down.
42:11I can't sit down this time.
42:13What do you want to do when you grow up?
42:17I want to help people.
42:21Help people?
42:23You can't do that.
42:24There's nothing I can't do.
42:26I don't know what's going on these days.
42:29But that's what it's like to throw away everything you have.
42:33That's right.
42:34I know.
42:35You know?
42:36I know.
42:37I like books.
42:39I read Shibaru Ohtaro.
42:41So I know.
42:46You've never told me this before.
42:48It's the first time I've told you.
42:50I'm an idiot.
42:53Have I ever done something like this?
42:56You'll laugh if you get hit in the head.
43:00You'll laugh.
43:02I'm begging you.
43:06What's that?
43:08Are you sure?
43:10Are you really ready?
43:12I'm serious.
43:13I'm going to throw everything away.
43:16I don't have anything to throw away.
43:18That's why I'm wearing this.
43:20I'm throwing everything away.
43:22I'm fixing the bad parts.
43:25I don't like the president of the ramen shop.
43:27He's a nice guy.
43:29He made my name tag.
43:32When I saw that, I was angry.
43:35You were angry.
43:37You made my name tag.
43:39That's why I was angry.
43:41If I were you, I wouldn't be angry.
43:48But I felt something was wrong.
43:51I felt sorry for myself.
43:53I was depressed.
43:57I don't know if I can say this.
44:01I don't know if I can say this.
44:03I don't know if I can say this.
44:08In the end, Mr. Murota introduced us to him.
44:11First, we went on a three-day business trip.
44:20From morning to night, we were busy training.
44:31Then, we had a bad feeling.
44:44Mr. Kobori ran away on the second day.
44:50Gensei, an age-old story.