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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, Hoshi yaariyaan.
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:04Goga, what are your thoughts on what I said in the monologue today?
00:08What is this?
00:09Who is it?
00:10The barrier was broken again today.
00:12So, we had to close the door.
00:13There is no one at home.
00:15You are the only one at home.
00:17Mr. Arun has gone to get curd.
00:19You open the door.
00:22Sir, she has gone to get eggs.
00:24No, mom has come to the kitchen. Open the door.
00:27Don't come inside, Amanak. He has started singing.
00:30I will break your bones. Open the door once.
00:34Open the door more.
00:35Yes, I will open it.
00:36Open the door.
00:39What is this?
00:43Oh, God!
00:45Yes.
00:45Greetings.
00:47How are you?
00:49You have come inside.
00:50I am happy that you have come home.
00:52Are you happy?
00:54She is not happy. She must have gone to the bathroom.
00:58What is this?
01:00I have come to get you married.
01:03Come inside.
01:04Look at her.
01:05Look at her.
01:06Then you start with me.
01:07I will lock the door.
01:10Ma'am, you have come to the wrong place.
01:12There is no bachelor here.
01:14No, ma'am. I won't go out.
01:19Ma'am, you start with me.
01:21No, let me get married first.
01:22I want to get married.
01:24I didn't open the door for you.
01:27I won't go out without getting married.
01:29Do one thing. Get a chair for me.
01:32What is your name?
01:33Farhana.
01:34Get a chair for Farhana.
01:36You have good relations.
01:38Yes.
01:38They are very good.
01:39Yes.
01:39You come on my chair.
01:41You are great.
01:43Give it to me.
01:43You get married first.
01:44You don't even let me sit on the chair.
01:47Thank you very much.
01:49Farhana, sit down.
01:51Ma'am, you don't get good relations these days.
01:54You should get good relations.
01:56You asked for a chair.
01:57I asked for a table.
01:58Where is the register?
01:59Get me a table, glass and jug.
02:01Get me a table.
02:02Get me a table.
02:03You want to get married.
02:04Are you going to open the door or not?
02:06Where is the register?
02:07I will open it.
02:08I don't have that much weight.
02:09Look, you are putting us in a problem.
02:12Should I get you a table and chair?
02:15Give me the table.
02:16Give it to me.
02:18No one will stay here.
02:20No one will stay here.
02:21No one will stay here.
02:22No one will stay here.
02:24Everyone is married.
02:25You can get married again.
02:27You can get married again.
02:29There is no problem.
02:30The register is here.
02:33This is the girl's name.
02:34Tell me, why are you doing this?
02:36I am giving you an option.
02:38You can decide after that.
02:40You don't have to pay for the marriage.
02:43Wow.
02:44Why are you doing this?
02:46You are not saving money.
02:48She wants to get her daughters married.
02:51She wants a good man to marry her.
02:54Do you have a proposal for Mr. Agha?
02:55Yes, I will talk to him about it.
02:57There will be a girl who will marry Mr. Agha.
03:00Who told you that a girl will marry Mr. Agha?
03:03I want to get married.
03:05I want a good proposal.
03:06The girl who is here, she got divorced a while ago.
03:09Look, you have a wife, Multan.
03:11She should be here.
03:13You are getting someone's house demolished.
03:14Don't you feel ashamed?
03:15No.
03:16No.
03:17This is the second marriage.
03:20This is the third marriage.
03:21This is the fourth marriage.
03:23I pray to God that your husband marries someone else.
03:25I will get you married to Lata.
03:27She will get us married to Lata.
03:29Let it be.
03:31It's been so long.
03:33No one has brought tea for me.
03:35Do you drink tea?
03:36How can I? I am diabetic.
03:39People who are diabetic drink tea without sugar.
03:43Then get me some tea, Haroon.
03:46I am diabetic.
03:47Okay, I will get you some tea.
03:49I want to do something.
03:51Yes.
03:52I want a good proposal.
03:53I want a good family.
03:55I want a well-educated girl.
03:56She is well-educated.
03:57This is what the girl's family has asked for.
04:01Listen to me.
04:03You earn a lot.
04:05Yes.
04:05You are rich.
04:06I don't want to get married to someone who earns a lot.
04:08You will do it after a while.
04:11People only look at the money these days.
04:13They don't look at the face.
04:14What did you say?
04:16I mean, you are a good man.
04:19You are a great man.
04:21You will get a good proposal.
04:23Yes.
04:24I am telling you that your life will be full of happiness.
04:27Girl, you will impress me with your prayers.
04:29This is what I want.
04:30She is beautiful.
04:31Show me.
04:32Look at her.
04:33She is beautiful.
04:34Show me.
04:35Look at her.
04:35She is beautiful.
04:36Wow, show me.
04:37Look at her.
04:38She is beautiful.
04:39Wow, show me.
04:40She is beautiful.
04:41She is beautiful.
04:41I think she is married.
04:44Absolutely settled.
04:46Four boys will go to America with her.
04:48Wow.
04:48Wow.
04:49Four girls.
04:51With her?
04:52You will have four.
04:54You will have two.
04:55Your husband will have six.
04:58Mr. Agha, this is a good proposal.
05:00Four girls will go to America with her.
05:02Yes.
05:02And you will go to Pakistan with her.
05:05You will make a great couple.
05:07Tell the girl
05:08that the boy moves his legs a lot under the table.
05:11No problem.
05:12No problem.
05:12I will move the whole car.
05:14Wow.
05:15Wow.
05:16They are equal.
05:17Look, if it is a good proposal..
05:19Yes.
05:19..then I accept it on behalf of Mr. Agha.
05:21Sir, I mean..
05:23I will get married..
05:24Children don't speak. Elders are speaking.
05:25Okay, uncle. Okay.
05:27He agreed.
05:28There is one thing.
05:28Yes.
05:29You have said that she is beautiful and has a good character.
05:32Absolutely.
05:33These should be both.
05:34Both.
05:34Are there any conditions or conditions
05:36regarding our child?
05:37Mr. Agha, if you want to get married
05:39then give me a girl's name quietly.
05:42First, get four young boys and then get a girl's name.
05:47I have a relation with Prabha.
05:48Okay, listen to me.
05:49Yes, ma'am.
05:50Are you done?
05:51Ma'am, I am done with two.
05:52I am done with two.
05:55If you are done with two, then what is the difference
05:57between the third house?
05:57I don't care.
05:58In the name of God, do it.
06:01Is the girl Hina?
06:02Not Hina.
06:03Someone else.
06:04Her mother's name is not Hina.
06:06Samina.
06:07Tell her that I was saying I love you, Samina.
06:10Hey!
06:11Not this either.
06:12A tall girl, tall, smart,
06:15her height is at least six feet.
06:18Wow!
06:19Six feet?
06:20No, a six feet girl is not sitting with Mr. Salim.
06:23I didn't mean six feet, son.
06:25I was just saying.
06:25Then wash these three girls.
06:30Is there any shortcoming in this relation?
06:32There is no shortcoming.
06:33I am saying that she has all the qualities.
06:35Did you ask her children?
06:36Talim, the girl is so beautiful for you
06:40that you can see her body when you drink water.
06:42I understood. She is cold.
06:45Her neck is like a bottle.
06:46This is all because of the goat.
06:49There is only one shortcoming.
06:51What?
06:51She is very educated.
06:52She doesn't have teeth.
06:54She has teeth.
06:55What did you sell her?
06:56Okay, she has teeth.
06:58But what kind of meat and bones does she have?
07:01I got her married.
07:03Yes.
07:04I didn't take a single rupee from her.
07:06She gave me a ring made of gold.
07:08She took it from me.
07:09Oh, wow.
07:10I don't take money from anyone.
07:11No, son.
07:12Gold is not for money.
07:15Did you lie about the relation you just told Salim?
07:18I must have said something small.
07:20I told Salim that she is six feet tall.
07:22You said she is six feet tall.
07:23Yes.
07:23Six feet?
07:24Then she must be four feet tall.
07:26Yes, she must be one and a half feet tall.
07:27Where is the goat?
07:29Mr. Agha said that she has four children.
07:32Tell me the truth. How many children does she have?
07:33She doesn't have four. She has more than that.
07:35She must have eight children.
07:36But she has four children.
07:37The one who showed me the proposal?
07:39Yes.
07:40Get me married quickly.
07:41I am going to be 16 years old.
07:47Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
07:49We will meet again after the break.