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00:00In the break, we have a victim, Mr. Alangi.
00:02Come, let's talk to him.
00:03Sir, just ask him once what he wants.
00:05Look, he's a talented man.
00:07What kind of a victim are you that you come to our show?
00:10Look, whoever he is, he's a talented man.
00:12Mr. Arun, I know the real reason why he came here.
00:16What?
00:16Mr. Arun, he must have given some 50-100 rupees to his friend outside.
00:21No, that's not true. I swear on my fan.
00:24He didn't give a single rupee when he came here.
00:26Okay, let it be. It's okay.
00:29I swear on my fan, I swear on my song.
00:33I came to your show. How did I come here?
00:35What did you come here for?
00:36On the road.
00:38I came here for a customer.
00:39What did you come here for?
00:40For a customer.
00:41Okay.
00:42The customer who comes here..
00:43Where does he come from?
00:45Oh, you're collecting them, right?
00:46You came here for the collection, right?
00:47Yes, I came here for you.
00:48You come here for me, too.
00:49I keep writing down the money in my pocket.
00:52Yes, yes, yes.
00:53I have to give you money.
00:55I don't have any money.
00:56Brother.
00:57I have to give you money.
00:58I don't have any right.
00:59No, no, no. Don't curse me.
01:01I won't get hurt.
01:01I'm a rich man.
01:04I have four children.
01:05I have a lot of children.
01:06Oh, yes.
01:07Sir, the rate of the tobacco that has been fixed..
01:10What's the rate?
01:11Rs. 87 withholding tax.
01:13Oh, man.
01:14Withholding tax?
01:15He's a dancer, he's a filer, too.
01:18Sir, does he smoke because he withholds?
01:19No, no, no. He's a filer.
01:21I told you that I have to give you money.
01:23I'm a filer.
01:24I have to return the money.
01:26Okay.
01:26Return the money.
01:27First, tell me something.
01:29Yes, tell me something.
01:30You always ask me to tell you something.
01:33Yes.
01:33You never listen to me.
01:37Listen to me.
01:38Last time, I asked you to tell me something.
01:39Yes.
01:40You told me.
01:40Yes, I told you.
01:41After that, I told you less.
01:44I don't have that much money.
01:46Okay, tell me something.
01:47I'm sure you'll get a lot of electricity bills.
01:49Really?
01:49Yes.
01:50Look, if he didn't have an AC, he wouldn't be in this condition.
01:52Yes.
01:55He's so cunning.
01:58Okay, tell me something.
01:59Okay.
02:00Wow!
02:01Wow!
02:02Wow!
02:03It's getting diluted. Be patient.
02:09I'll check the sound.
02:11Listen, the sound is getting worse.
02:16Oh, no.
02:17Donovan, be smart.
02:18Don't sing such songs.
02:22Mr. Irta, I've written a poem for you.
02:25I've written a poem for your dad.
02:27Oh, you've written a poem for your dad.
02:28Don't you know how to write a poem?
02:29I know how to write a poem.
02:30Okay, write it.
02:30I mean, write it with this sound.
02:32Okay, I'll write it.
02:32Your dad is a poet.
02:34Come on.
02:36Don't be sad. I'll ask him.
02:38Come on, sing a song for me.
02:41Yes, that's it.
02:44Okay, you've kept him for singing.
02:46Mr. Gurdas, sing a song for him.
02:47He's here to sing a song for me.
02:48Oh, God!
02:50Oh, God!
02:51You should've remembered that you've brought a poem for me.
02:54No, I've written it. It gets mixed up.
02:56This is the next one.
02:57This is the next one.
02:59Look at this.
03:00I've written all the lines.
03:03Yes, show me.
03:05Look at this.
03:06Okay.
03:06This is how it's done.
03:07Is this the one?
03:08Yes.
03:09Okay.
03:10What's this?
03:11What happened?
03:12I thought it's clear to understand.
03:14Look at this.
03:17You've got this pocket designed.
03:19There's no money in it.
03:21Okay.
03:22Look, I'm a helpless Malangi.
03:25If you're helpless, then I'm more helpless than you.
03:29You've written this for me.
03:31Yes.
03:32Uncle, cold drinks, rice.
03:35Shikhar's feet.
03:36You've written this as well.
03:38Here, tell me something.
03:39I'm a helpless Malangi.
03:40I've got pockets outside.
03:41It looks like a goat.
03:42I've got my ears pierced.
03:44Tell me something.
03:46I'm a helpless Malangi.
03:48What?
03:48Hello.
03:49You've become a human being.
03:51It's not helpless.
03:52Yes.
03:53It's helpless.
03:53It's called helpless Malangi.
03:55Helpless Malangi.
03:56No, I'm saying it.
03:57Okay.
03:58I'm a helpless Malangi.
04:02Wow.
04:04I'm a helpless Malangi.
04:07I've found it in someone else's pocket.
04:09I've found it in helpless Malangi.
04:10You've found it there as well.
04:11Let's fight.
04:13I've found it in someone else's pocket.
04:16I've found it there as well.
04:18I've found it when I was in a bad situation.
04:20Wow.
04:22I've found it in someone else's pocket.
04:25I've found it in someone else's pocket.
04:29I've broken one.
04:30Why did you break the rest?
04:32What is a pocket?
04:33It's a plant.
04:35It grows in a rocky area.
04:37Break it.
04:38I'll break it as well.
04:39I've found it in someone else's pocket.
04:41With fruits.
04:42I've broken it with fruits.
04:44I've broken it with fruits.
04:47When I feel cold, I take a cold bath.
04:55It's time to take a bath when you're not standing.
04:57Hold it. What are you doing?
04:59I'm not standing.
05:00I've never thought about it.
05:07Wow.
05:08Wow.
05:16Wow.
05:20Wow.
05:21Turn around.
05:23I've found it in someone else's pocket.
05:27I've found it in someone else's pocket.
05:32Wow.
05:34I've never thought about it.
05:37Wow.
05:38I've never thought about it.
05:40Wow.
05:41Turn around.
05:42I've never thought about it.
05:44Turn around.
05:46Turn around.
05:47I've never thought about it.
05:48I was listening to it.
05:50Turn around.
05:51Wow.
05:52Wow.
05:53Turn around.
05:55I've never thought about it.
05:56Turn around.
05:57I've never thought about it.
05:58Turn around.
05:59Turn around.
06:00I've never thought about it.
06:06Turn around.
06:07I've never thought about it.
06:11Turn around.
06:12I've never thought about it.
06:14I've never thought about it.
06:17Wow.
06:18Wow.
06:19Wow.
06:20Wow.
06:21Wow.
06:22Wow.
06:23Wow.
06:24Wow.
06:25Wow.
06:26Wow.
06:27Wow.
06:28Wow.
06:29Wow.
06:31Wow.
06:32Wow.
06:33Wow.
06:34Wow.
06:35Wow.
06:36Wow.
06:37Wow.
06:40Wow.
06:41Hold it. Go.
06:43Take it.
06:44Go.
06:45Hold it.
06:46Turn around.
06:47Turn around.
06:49Turn around.
06:50You'll have problems with the peacocks
06:51if you don't get 500 bucks.
06:54What do we do now?
06:55We have to pay the meter.
07:00You're not smart.
07:02They won't let you pay the meter.
07:03Come on.
07:08That's it.
07:09I've never thought about it.
07:12I've never thought about it.
07:15Sing that song.
07:16Don't look at me with love. Look at me with anger.
07:18You should look at him.
07:20Love should be answered with love.
07:26Wow.
07:27Love should be answered with love.
07:33Even if you don't look at me with love.
07:37Wow.
07:38Wow.
07:39Wow.
07:41Wow.
07:42Do you like it?
07:43Do you like it?
07:44No.
07:45Do you like it?
07:46Do you remember that I have my own electricity bill?
07:49What is this?
07:50They've kept 5000 bucks.
07:52Why did they keep it?
07:53You should take a step of 100 or 200 bucks.
07:57You tell me.
07:58This is a dance of 5000 bucks.
08:00I saved you from the shoes.
08:03You should dance and get the money.
08:07Sir, when you get the money, you should leave.
08:10Don't look at me with love.
08:13Look at me with anger.
08:15Wow.
08:16Love should be answered with love.
08:19He's lost.
08:20He's lost.
08:22He's lost.
08:23He's lost.
08:24He's lost.
08:25He's lost.
08:26He's lost.
08:27He's lost.
08:29I was also saying this.
08:31Don't dance with love.
08:34Look at me with anger.
08:36Wow.
08:38You'll get cured by me.
08:41Don't dance with love.
08:43Wow.
08:44Look at me with anger.
08:47Wow.
08:48You'll get cured by me.
08:51Don't dance with love.
08:52Wow.
08:53Don't dance with love.
08:55Don't dance with love.
08:56Just a minute.
08:57Tie your ears. I am going now.
09:01Okay, if I could have a request.
09:03What is it?
09:04I won't disappoint you.
09:06Yes.
09:07If you fulfil my request.
09:08What is it?
09:10I want to buy Mahi Sahab's hair.
09:12Wow!
09:13Give it to me.
09:14Mahi Sahab's daughter is here.
09:15Give it to me.
09:16I have money. I can do it.
09:17You can do it.
09:19I want to buy Mahi Sahab's hair.
09:24Hey!
09:24He is doing this.
09:28I want to buy Mahi Sahab's hair.
09:35I will make it beautiful.
09:39Wow!
09:41I will make it beautiful.
09:46Wow!
09:47I want to buy Mahi Sahab's hair.
09:52Wow!
09:53I will make it beautiful.
09:57Your wish is my command, Mr. Khan.
09:59Wow!