Madahun Kay Aashar, Haroon Rafiq Aur Hoshyarian Kay Nam
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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, hoshi yaariyaan
00:03Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back.
00:05Salma, how are you?
00:06I'm good.
00:07What are you dressed up as today?
00:09Mr. Arun fulfilled his parents' wish.
00:11What?
00:11His mother said,
00:12if you have only one daughter,
00:13you should have at least one son.
00:14Give him a 500 paise pass
00:16and give him another 500 paise.
00:18His mother said,
00:19I brought him up.
00:20His father said,
00:20I brought him up.
00:22This poor guy got bored and dressed up.
00:24Why?
00:25His father said,
00:25he went to me.
00:26His mother said,
00:26he went to me.
00:28So, he has been brought up by the society.
00:34Today, he is going to sing two songs.
00:36Okay.
00:36He will sing this song to the people over here,
00:38Chupke Chupke Raat Din Aansu Bahana Yaad Hai.
00:40Okay.
00:41And to the people over there,
00:42My Name is Sheela, Sheela Ki Do.
00:45So, today we are going to meet
00:47a double personality.
00:48Safdar Babli.
00:49Yay!
00:52I was thinking,
00:53if he doesn't get a 500 paise pass,
00:54he will get a divorce.
00:58Sir, I want to ask you a question.
01:00Does a man get delicate
01:01as soon as he puts on lipstick?
01:02I don't know.
01:04Why, Mr. Saleem?
01:07No, no, sir.
01:08He doesn't just know how to put on lipstick.
01:09He also knows how to spit.
01:12He spits like a dead person.
01:19Let's go to the audience.
01:20Please stop this joke.
01:22Come, come.
01:22Let's go.
01:23Greetings.
01:24Greetings.
01:25My name is Dr. Satya.
01:26My name is Dr. Sajid.
01:27And I am a pharmacist.
01:29Oh, wow.
01:30I am very happy to be on your show today.
01:33What is the reason, sir?
01:34The reason is,
01:35first of all, your sweet talks.
01:37And secondly,
01:37the sweet talks of all the artists.
01:40Oh, wow.
01:43Yes, sir.
01:44I would like to tell you a quote.
01:48Quote?
01:48Quote, sir.
01:49Quote.
01:50Okay, tell him what a qualizer ring is.
01:52When I was a kid,
01:53I couldn't put on lipstick.
01:55When I was a kid,
01:55I couldn't put on lipstick.
01:59Oh, man.
01:59A qualizer ring means golden words.
02:02Gokhale Dabba has also written a qualizer ring.
02:03What?
02:04Son, be jealous, don't work.
02:07Quote, sir.
02:08That all your writing, philosophy and thinking
02:14is useless and useless
02:16if the other person is a fool.
02:18Wow.
02:18Wow.
02:20Very nice.
02:21Very nice.
02:22Very nice.
02:23Very nice.
02:23Very nice.
02:24Very nice.
02:26It can be anything.
02:29Next.
02:31Hello.
02:32Hello.
02:33My name is Tukir Ahmed and I am from Depalpur.
02:35I would like to recite a poem.
02:37Go ahead.
02:38They say,
02:39what if he is unfaithful?
02:41What if he is unfaithful?
02:42Don't say bad things about him.
02:44Whatever happened, happened.
02:45May God keep him happy.
02:46If you can't see him,
02:47stay in search of him.
02:48If you can see him,
02:49turn around and look for him.
02:51He is crazy.
02:52Yes, on one hand...
02:53He is searching for him.
02:54He is searching for him.
02:55If you find him...
02:56He is crazy.
02:57He is crazy.
02:57He is from Depalpur, not Siddhania.
02:59Where did he come from?
03:01Sir, we were talking about air hostesses.
03:03When you are on a plane,
03:05you don't need an extra seat belt.
03:07No, no.
03:07They make me a cargo.
03:14It's time for music.
03:16Yes.
03:17And let's see
03:19which parody song
03:20Shehroz has brought for us.
03:22This get-up is very interesting.
03:24Let's listen to the song.