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00:00Do you want to hear my plan?
00:01Sure.
00:02Is it the same plan?
00:03Okay, Nick.
00:04Why don't you put me on the clock?
00:05Red Sox not doing anything, so I'm going to help them out.
00:07They barely spent in free agency.
00:09I'm going all in.
00:10I'm signing Alex Bregman and Pete Alonzo.
00:14Bregman's going to bring leadership, big game pedigree.
00:17Alonzo's bringing pop.
00:18They're both right-handed.
00:20Bregman's playing third.
00:21Alonzo's playing first, which means, Rafi Devers, you're now a full-time DH, which is good,
00:25since you're terrible defensively.
00:27I'm also trading Tristan Kassas.
00:29He's the odd man out.
00:30He's going to Seattle.
00:31I want Gilbert.
00:32I want Kirby.
00:33I actually would settle for Luis Castillo.
00:35Whichever guy I get, I'm penciling him in with Crochet, Buehler, Houck, and Crawford.
00:41Brian Baio, you're now in the bullpen, which is where you belong, along with Garrett Whitlock.
00:45I'm signing Tanner Scott.
00:47He's closing.
00:48No to good guy or Aldous Chapman, you're setting up.
00:50Now you have a deep rotation.
00:52You have a stacked bullpen.
00:53Oh, and finally, I'm giving Jaron Duran an extra half a million, since I'm not a cheapskate.
00:57So Sam Kennedy, that's a team that can win 95 games in the division and compete for championships.
01:03Follow this plan.
01:04Make the Red Sox great again.
01:05How about that?
01:06I like the detail of giving Jaron Duran an extra $500,000.
01:09Do it.
01:10Yeah.
01:11It's a half a million bucks.
01:12Guy had an awesome year last year.
01:13You don't need to fight with him over a half a million bucks.
01:15You had Tanner Scott in there.
01:16You tucked that one in.
01:17I did.
01:18I thought that was a sneaky one by me.
01:19We're both upgrading first base.
01:20We're both trading Tristan Kassas.
01:21We're both getting a pitcher from Seattle.
01:23I think my plan is more realistic based on what they've done.
01:28No, it doesn't mean it's better.
01:29I mean, it's better, but it doesn't mean...
01:30No, because it's all trading.
01:31It's not signing guys.
01:32It's not paying money.
01:33Because Alonzo and Bregman's a lot of money, and they're going to be big-time contracts.
01:35In my scenario, you're barely even spending over there, which sounds like the Red Sox,
01:40to your point.