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00:00This is Tawang Pinpla, More Laughter, More Joy!
00:05When you pee, get a tissue.
00:07When you poop, poop.
00:10Of course, there's poop there.
00:12I'm also good at rolling.
00:14Oh, he's good.
00:15What kind of roll?
00:16Roll.
00:17Hoop!
00:18Hoop!
00:19Hoop!
00:20Hoop!
00:21Hoop!
00:22Hoop!
00:23Hoop!
00:24Hoop!
00:25Yeah!
00:26It's amazing!
00:27It's just the beginning.
00:28We're getting excited.
00:29Good evening, Kapuso!
00:30And hello, Team Bats!
00:31Hello, friends!
00:32Yes!
00:33Hello, Mubay!
00:34You know what?
00:35We're doing something very special today.
00:36That's why we should be loud!
00:37That's right!
00:38It's amazing!
00:39It's amazing!
00:40Our energy is so high.
00:41All of us here in the studio.
00:42Because we're so excited.
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01:23We're here with the artists of Sitcoms, Gags, and Game Shows.
01:27And we're here with Tecla.
01:29That's right.
01:30Imagine, we're here with Mr. Jingjung Dantes and Michael B.
01:35Right?
01:36It's really level A.
01:38You're exaggerating.
01:39In short, we can't be removed because it's hard for us to edit.
01:43That's right.
01:44That's right.
01:45That's right.
01:46That's why tonight, we're going to laugh and have fun because...
01:49More laughter, more fun!
01:52Yes!
01:53And that's right, in line with our campaign,
01:56we prepared a very fun episode for you tonight.
02:02We're going to laugh and have fun.
02:05The best comedian in the industry.
02:09Okay.
02:10They're the only ones who are laughing because of their talent in comedy.
02:14That's why, guys, don't embarrass us.
02:19Yes, because...
02:20Let's not embarrass them because if our rating is low tonight,
02:24you'll never be picked again in any show in GMA.
02:27Just kidding.
02:28So, let's start.
02:30Let's start laughing and having fun.
02:33This is...
02:34Laugh, Tecla!
02:35More laughter, more fun!
02:39Here it is, guys.
02:40Let's call the ones who are going to fight tonight.
02:43Let's start with the comedian who can't stop laughing.
02:48Who is it?
02:49Contestant number one.
02:53As you can see, guys, contestant number one is wearing a kiddie outfit.
03:00As you can see.
03:04Hi, my name is Kit Kat Fabia, 98 years old from Pasig City.
03:10And I believe in the saying,
03:14What is beauty if the poop is dirty?
03:17Thank you!
03:18Yes!
03:20That's my point.
03:22The poop is still dirty.
03:23Yes, you're white but dirty.
03:25You're not even calling me.
03:28Okay.
03:30Next, I look the same but I'm still better.
03:36Live from the cemetery, here's contestant number two.
03:40Cemetery?
03:44It's so dirty.
03:45Hey, it's like a party.
03:48It's so beautiful.
03:53Showtime.
03:55My name is Super Betla from Zamboanga, Del Norte.
03:59And I believe in the saying,
04:01What is beauty if the poop is dirty?
04:07He's trying to beat Betla.
04:10Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
04:12Next, he can finish six cups of rice in one sitting.
04:17And his favorite is midnight snack and lechon and kare-kare.
04:23Let's welcome contestant number three.
04:29Oh, it's true.
04:30Contestant number two.
04:38He's tired.
04:40What's up, KaTiBa!
04:44My name is Bombastic Bamba.
04:46And I believe in the saying,
04:48I'm not fat.
04:51I just zoomed in.
04:54Zoom out, zoom out.
04:57You're still fat.
04:59Here, here.
05:01Here.
05:03Here.
05:04Let's proceed now.
05:05Let's proceed now.
05:06Everyone loves each other.
05:07That's why everyone gets hurt.
05:09Basketball players say it's their favorite
05:11because it gives them money, cell phone, and motorcycle.
05:16Please welcome contestant number four.
05:21Oh, he looks familiar.
05:23He looks familiar.
05:24He joined us before, right?
05:26No, it's his first time.
05:28Hello, KaTiBots.
05:30This is Pita Curtis.
05:32And I believe in the saying,
05:34I may not be as beautiful as you think,
05:36but I have something to say.
05:39What is it?
05:40The first two gays were so dirty with me.
05:44Dirty!
05:45You're so far away.
05:46Dirty!
05:47Okay.
05:48Dirty!
05:49Okay, guys.
05:50I have a question for all of you.
05:52Okay.
05:53Who do you think will lose tonight?
05:56In your belief,
05:58KitKat.
05:59This one.
06:01Him?
06:02Yes.
06:03Because,
06:05how old are you?
06:06You're still young, right?
06:0820.
06:09He looks young, but he's already old.
06:12That's too much.
06:13That's too much.
06:14I really think it's SuperBekla.
06:17Me too.
06:18Because he's already tired.
06:20He's different.
06:21He's already tired.
06:23He's different.
06:24Pita will answer that.
06:25Who's Pita?
06:26Why are you avoiding me?
06:27I think KitKat and I will lose here.
06:30Why?
06:31He's humble.
06:32He's humble when it comes to looks.
06:35It's hard to laugh when you're beautiful.
06:37Yes.
06:38That's what we'll do.
06:39You know,
06:40it's really hard for us.
06:41Maybe SuperBekla will answer.
06:43What do you think?
06:46Who?
06:47Who will lose?
06:48Bamba.
06:49Bamba.
06:50Why?
06:51Because he looks like he's already three years old.
06:53Okay.
06:54Sister,
06:55let's fight.
06:56Of course, Bamba will answer.
06:58Let's fight.
06:59Let's go.
07:00Our competition is very simple.
07:03You will go to the middle
07:06while your opponents are sitting.
07:09And then,
07:10do you have two minutes to...
07:13Do you have two minutes to laugh?
07:15That's right.
07:16You have to laugh
07:17with milk in your mouth,
07:19not your lips.
07:20That's right.
07:21Okay.
07:22It's kind of the same, right?
07:23If you blink,
07:24or if you open your mouth,
07:25he'll be out right away.
07:26Right away.
07:27That's what you should avoid.
07:29What are we waiting for?
07:30Let's call the contestant number one.
07:32Kitka!
07:33It's me.
07:36She's not here.
07:38She's already here.
07:40She's already here.
07:41That's great.
07:42Do they need to drink something?
07:44Of course,
07:45let's have a toast first, friend.
07:47So that you can relax.
07:48How's your baby that you're giving birth to?
07:50That's right.
07:51It's Christmas.
07:52It's like you don't have anything yet.
07:54Not here.
07:55It's like you don't have anything yet,
07:57your baby that you're giving birth to.
07:58It's already 2025.
08:00It's okay.
08:02Because we have milk,
08:04it came from me.
08:05It came from you?
08:06I'm still a breastfeeding mom.
08:08That's delicious.
08:09Has it started?
08:10Not yet.
08:11I thought it started.
08:13Who are you dedicating your performance to tonight?
08:16Of course,
08:17it's for my son and my husband.
08:19Hello, Uno Asher.
08:20Mommy is here.
08:22I hope you laugh.
08:262 minutes.
08:27You have 2 minutes to laugh.
08:29Let's go to the second.
08:31Number 1.
08:32Kids' Cup.
08:34You know what, gays?
08:35I went to the UTI last week.
08:37I went to the hospital.
08:38Because the doctor said,
08:40when we, women,
08:41pee,
08:42we shouldn't use tissues.
08:44Because it's a recycled paper.
08:46Sometimes, it's dirty.
08:47And when you wipe it,
08:48of course,
08:49there are fibers left.
08:50I said,
08:51Doc, it's impossible for that to happen.
08:53How can I pee?
08:54The doctor said,
08:55this is what you do.
08:57You pee.
09:00When you pee,
09:01you get a tissue.
09:03When you pee,
09:04you wipe it.
09:06Of course, there are fibers left.
09:07You wipe it with a tissue.
09:09And of course,
09:11when you're tired,
09:12you sweat,
09:13you wipe the sweat on your face.
09:15Or at least,
09:16you didn't go to the UTI.
09:17And if you notice,
09:18when a woman pees,
09:19there are different sounds.
09:21Huh?
09:22Do you know the sound?
09:24Nikita, out!
09:26Continue!
09:27Do you know?
09:28That's what I'm saying.
09:30The sound of a woman's pee
09:32has a sound depending on the age.
09:34From 0 to 20 years old,
09:36when I was a kid,
09:38my pee sound was like this.
09:40Kim is here.
09:42Right?
09:43From 25 to 35 years old,
09:45my pee sound was like this.
09:49There's a little bit of air.
09:51Right?
09:52You know that.
09:53It looks like it came out.
09:54Right?
09:56Here, here.
09:59That's why it came out like that.
10:00It smells bad.
10:02Then,
10:03from 40 to 50 years old,
10:06the sound of our pee is like this.
10:11There's a little bit of air.
10:12Sometimes,
10:13we use it.
10:14Right?
10:15From 60 years old,
10:16the sound of our pee is like this.
10:20It makes noise.
10:21Then,
10:22I found out that my grandmother,
10:23you know,
10:24she's a cleaner.
10:255, 4, 3, 2, 1!
10:29Yay!
10:30I love it!
10:32It's so loud.
10:33Okay.
10:34It's really loud.
10:35That's the standard.
10:36Does it make you pee?
10:37Does it make you pee?
10:38It doesn't make you pee.
10:39No.
10:40It happened earlier.
10:43But,
10:44of course,
10:45bam, bam,
10:46what happened?
10:47A while ago,
10:48I peed.
10:49If it came near here,
10:50I might've really peed.
10:52But, you avoided it
10:53because you're blushing.
10:54Yes.
10:55Earlier,
10:56it was very consistent.
10:57It was funny.
10:58Yes.
10:59Then, Super Bekla,
11:00I'm sure you didn't laugh
11:01because you didn't relate
11:02to what we talked about.
11:03You didn't come out like that,
11:04right?
11:05I came out from the back.
11:06Yes, that's why.
11:07That's why your head is brown.
11:09Okay.
11:10Pipita was the first to laugh.
11:12Why, of all people,
11:13Pipita?
11:14I laughed because
11:16I know those jokes.
11:18Yes.
11:19I just reminisced something.
11:21Oh, there.
11:22I saw your face.
11:25When you were with me,
11:26you were like this.
11:27With you?
11:28When you were with me,
11:29you were like this.
11:32But, it was funny.
11:34The delivery was good.
11:35Very good.
11:36Yes.
11:37What a way to start the competition.
11:39Thank you very much, Keith.
11:43And this time,
11:44let's call the contestant number two,
11:47Super Bekla.
11:48Bekla, come here.
11:49Is there a competition here?
11:51Fresh or rotten?
11:52Right?
11:53Right away?
11:54Yes, how?
11:55How?
11:56That's how it is.
11:57Fresh or rotten,
11:58that's how it should be.
11:59But this is Super Bekla.
12:00Yes.
12:01What are you preparing
12:02for today's competition?
12:03Nervous.
12:04Nervous.
12:05Nervous.
12:06You're nervous?
12:07Our question to you, Bekla,
12:09when was the first time
12:10you imitated him?
12:11If you can still remember.
12:13In an event,
12:15Kevin removed me from
12:17the stage.
12:18And they said,
12:19that was when he was in a station.
12:22Ah, so that's where it started.
12:24Yes.
12:25I went on TVATS in 2019.
12:27Okay.
12:282019.
12:29But FYI,
12:30before I joined the showtime,
12:33Super Bekla won first
12:36in our Tekla Lookalike Contest.
12:39When was that?
12:40In 2020, right?
12:42In TVATS.
12:442019.
12:45Right?
12:47How many of you fought there?
12:49Three.
12:50The other two,
12:51fresh.
12:52Where are they now?
12:53One of them is already dead.
12:54Dead.
12:55I killed him.
12:56Why did you follow?
12:57Yes.
12:58Why did I follow?
12:59I let them win first.
13:00Ah, you let them win first.
13:02But Texas,
13:03you're his idol,
13:04what's your advice to him?
13:06Me?
13:07Yes.
13:09Be yourself.
13:11You should be updated
13:13on your idol.
13:15Okay, updated.
13:16What's your update to Tekla?
13:18They just arrived from the US.
13:20Oh, no.
13:21Oh, my God.
13:24Wow,
13:25he became a skinny genie.
13:28But they're from the US.
13:30Okay.
13:32So, do you think you can follow
13:34what Kitkat did?
13:36I'm nervous.
13:37You're nervous?
13:38Okay.
13:39But you shouldn't lose your nerves.
13:40Yes, that's normal.
13:41If you don't have nerves,
13:42you're dead.
13:43Yes.
13:44And what's your message to Tekla
13:46before you perform?
13:49Gratitude.
13:50I didn't give it to you.
13:52There you go.
13:54Ladies and gentlemen,
13:55without further ado,
13:56Super Tekla.
13:58Clap.
14:00You said,
14:01Ms. Kitkat,
14:02that we have washing machines.
14:04What?
14:05What you're using
14:06should be shampoo.
14:08Oh, shampoo.
14:09Yes.
14:10But you should boil it first.
14:11But don't pour hot water.
14:13Why?
14:14Because it will get burnt.
14:16Yes, it's hot.
14:17Huh?
14:18Of course.
14:19It should be warm.
14:21If you pour it,
14:23where will it go?
14:25What did you say?
14:26If it gets burnt,
14:27where will it go?
14:28Oh.
14:29Why are you looking at me?
14:30He's laughing.
14:33You.
14:35I can't think of anything.
14:38Wait.
14:39My dog.
14:44What's that?
14:45Speak up.
14:46I can help you with your case.
14:48Nothing.
14:49I give up.
14:55What?
14:56It's just water.
14:57I'm sorry.
14:59One point.
15:01Is that milk or smell?
15:07Pipita.
15:08Pipita's saliva.
15:11It smells like
15:12the first one.
15:13What smell?
15:14It smells like a hole.
15:17The second one is fresh.
15:19Five,
15:20four,
15:21three,
15:22two,
15:23one.
15:27It smells like a pig.
15:29It smells like a pig.
15:34It smells like a pig.
15:36Oh my gosh.
15:39What?
15:42Nothing is there.
15:43Wait.
15:44I ate it.
15:45It's just saliva.
15:48Ms. Kitkat's nose
15:49is full of saliva.
15:54At least, I'm a girl.
15:55I'm a girl.
15:56You're not a girl.
15:57You're lucky.
15:58Kitkat is the one who kissed you.
16:02How was the experience?
16:04My eyes are burning.
16:05You're a girl.
16:07Comment down below.
16:10I laughed earlier
16:11when she approached me.
16:12Because we really have the same smell.
16:15You know what they say,
16:16it's a tag.
16:18It takes two to tango.
16:19Yes.
16:20It's true.
16:21To be honest,
16:22she didn't do anything.
16:24She didn't expect anything from me.
16:26I just laughed because
16:27that's it.
16:28She's a girl.
16:31I'm the opposite.
16:32That's why I laughed more.
16:34I laughed more because
16:35she's a girl.
16:40When you're a girl,
16:41you just laugh.
16:44Of course,
16:45you're defending your idol.
16:46Yes.
16:47Kitkat, you're right.
16:53It's hard to work like that.
16:56Even for me and Rubai,
16:57we experienced that.
16:59There's pressure.
17:00There's anxiety.
17:01We're comedians.
17:02But when you're like that,
17:03it's a different experience.
17:05But in fairness,
17:07Don't defend Kitkat.
17:09The advantage is her looks.
17:10Even if she doesn't say anything,
17:12that's what we're saying.
17:13If she's pretty,
17:14it's hard to make her laugh.
17:15Because you,
17:16your looks,
17:17that's it.
17:18It's ugly.
17:19That's a plus point.
17:21That's also a plus point.
17:23Sometimes, when they say,
17:24she's a comedian,
17:25because she's a girl.
17:26Sometimes, that's what they think.
17:28But what we're talking about here,
17:29how many points did you get?
17:30That's three.
17:32I got one more point.
17:34So what's your advice to your idol?
17:36You deserve it.
17:41She's really your idol.
17:43Thank you, Ben.
17:44Thank you, Superbekla.
17:46And here's the contestant number three,
17:48the pride of Kalbayog City,
17:50Bamba.
17:51Bamba!
17:53Hello, Bamba!
17:55Hello!
17:56Thank you so much, Ben.
17:59We're so grateful to him.
18:01Because...
18:03For our T-Bots,
18:04he shouldn't be here tonight.
18:06Yes, yes.
18:08It was so sudden.
18:09Instant.
18:10Yes.
18:11How did you prepare for that?
18:13It was fast.
18:14Because I'm just nearby.
18:16So it was just a tabling match.
18:19But for T-Bots,
18:20go, go, go, go.
18:24Thank you, Bamba.
18:25Are you looking forward to this moment?
18:28Yes.
18:29Actually,
18:30I'm really hungry.
18:31I'm about to have dinner.
18:33But because of T-Bots,
18:35I left first, right?
18:37Let's fight.
18:39Yeah.
18:40That's why,
18:41you'll have your lunch later.
18:43Yes.
18:44No.
18:45The advantage of coming here
18:46is that it's on the left, friend.
18:47That's right.
18:48It's true.
18:49How much is it?
18:50How much?
18:516.50.
18:52There you go.
18:53To be fair.
18:54Really?
18:55Yes.
18:56So are you ready?
18:57I'm ready.
18:58Ben is confident, huh?
19:00I'm ready.
19:01Okay.
19:02Are you ready to break the flag of
19:04Calvayo City?
19:05I'm ready.
19:06Say your message first.
19:08Oh, my.
19:09My message to...
19:10No, to your third cousin.
19:11My message...
19:12Oh, my.
19:13Be careful.
19:14Stay safe.
19:15Yes.
19:16And eat a lot.
19:17Eat a lot?
19:18Yes.
19:19Are you going to eat again?
19:20It's just that
19:21I'm on a diet right now.
19:23We heard that you don't eat rice anymore.
19:25Actually, I don't eat rice anymore.
19:26But I eat half rice.
19:28Half rice?
19:29Half rice cooker.
19:30Half rice cooker?
19:31That's a lot.
19:32It's like a barangay.
19:34I'm so excited, my friend.
19:36Me too, my friend.
19:37Okay.
19:38We'll find out if Bamba will be there or not.
19:42Coming back next...
19:43T-Bagz!
19:44Tawa is back!
19:49Welcome back to T-Bagz!
19:50Wait a minute.
19:51It's the more Tawa more fun weekend.
19:54Right?
19:55I can't say it.
19:57It's happening here in T-Bagz.
19:58Of course, it's the more Tawa more fun!
20:03Earlier, KitKat performed.
20:06KitKat?
20:07KitKat and SuperBekla.
20:08SuperBekla?
20:09Are we going to continue this?
20:11Or is it closing?
20:12Of course not.
20:13It's closing.
20:15Is it closing?
20:16You're too much, my friend.
20:17Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome Bamba!
20:20Why did I drink milk?
20:22It's like the milk is coming out of my mouth.
20:25Anyway, I don't know if you'll ask.
20:29I used to be an Olympian.
20:32Olympian?
20:33Yes.
20:34Actually, I just joined the 2024 Paris Olympics.
20:37Paris Olympics?
20:38Yes.
20:39What's that?
20:40What's that?
20:41Samiritiro.
20:42Ah, Samiritiro.
20:43Samiritiro.
20:44Yes, Samiritiro.
20:45It's really Paris Retiro.
20:47Actually, I became a gold medalist in all of their categories.
20:51I started that with Best in Long Jump.
20:54Best in Long Jump?
20:55Yes, that's what I did.
20:56Best in Long Jump.
20:571, 2, 3.
20:59There.
21:00Amazing, right?
21:01It's like jumping.
21:02I was a gold medalist there.
21:03Gold medalist.
21:04I was a gold medalist there.
21:06And of course, not only there,
21:08I also won a gold medalist in Best in High Kick.
21:11High Kick?
21:12Yes, Best in High Kick.
21:13It's like this.
21:141 and 2.
21:16Ouch!
21:17Ouch, I grabbed it.
21:19And of course,
21:20I also won a gold medalist in Worm.
21:25What?
21:26Worm.
21:27Worm?
21:28Yes.
21:29How do you do the worm?
21:301 and 2.
21:311, 2.
21:38Go straight.
21:39Yes.
21:40Until here.
21:41There.
21:42You're both out.
21:45It's hard, right?
21:46Super back line.
21:47Pepeeta, out.
21:48Can you do it?
21:49Can you do it?
21:50Can you do it?
21:51Can you do it?
21:52I also won a gold medalist in Pagtayo.
21:55Pagtayo?
21:56How do you do that?
21:59There.
22:01There.
22:05Amazing.
22:06And aside from that,
22:08I'm also good at rolling.
22:10Rolling?
22:11How do you roll?
22:12Roll.
22:16There.
22:17You'll get it back.
22:18You'll get it back.
22:19There.
22:21And I'm also good at breakdancing.
22:23Breakdance?
22:34Hey!
22:37Are you tired?
22:39No, I can still do it.
22:41Ready?
22:42Here we go.
22:435, 4, 3, 2, 1.
22:48Time's up.
22:49Sleep.
22:50Sleep.
22:52Sleep.
22:56Time's up.
22:58What a waste.
22:59What a waste.
23:00What a waste.
23:01Time's up.
23:02Of course, we have water here.
23:04Safety first.
23:05Water, water.
23:06Yes.
23:09Here it is.
23:10Here it is.
23:12Sorry, sorry.
23:14The water in the teabag is delicious.
23:17Wait a minute, Mam.
23:18You've been sitting here for hours.
23:19What else are you going to do?
23:21Oh my, I was supposed to cook puto bongbong.
23:24How is that?
23:25I'll cook it like this.
23:26Oh, there's that?
23:27Yes.
23:28But among your three opponents,
23:30you have one who hasn't been revealed.
23:32Yes.
23:33KitKat.
23:34Yes.
23:35What can you say?
23:37Actually, I didn't get to laugh
23:40because I'm about to laugh.
23:42That's why I'm waiting for the blood.
23:45Blood.
23:46I want to see the blood first before I spill it.
23:49What a waste.
23:50What a waste.
23:51It's just a little.
23:52What a waste.
23:53Among these two, who spilled it first?
23:56KitKat.
23:57Because I laughed because
23:59the tip was only 200 pesos.
24:01She did a lot.
24:03What do you call that?
24:04TNG.
24:05Boys life.
24:07Very good, very good.
24:08Thank you, Mam.
24:09Thank you so much.
24:11Okay.
24:16And last but not the least,
24:18let's call contestant number four.
24:21Pipita Cortez.
24:25Hello, Pipita.
24:26Hello, guys.
24:28I'm so happy to be back again.
24:29Pipita.
24:30Again.
24:31How many times have you fallen here in Tawang Patra?
24:34Because...
24:35What are you going to do now?
24:37Guys,
24:38I won't do anything special
24:40because my opponents are so stupid.
24:44Stupid? Why?
24:45They're so good that they won.
24:48They can't do it again.
24:52My Lord.
24:54I always lose.
24:56I'm always here.
25:00Because you're waiting for me to win, right?
25:04That won't happen.
25:07But tell us about your beautiful outfit tonight.
25:11What about your outfit?
25:12Yes, I'm wearing a very big flower,
25:15Rafflesia.
25:16Yes.
25:17Yes, Rafflesia.
25:18You can only find this in the jungle in Brazil.
25:23Brazil.
25:24Yes.
25:25Is it smelly?
25:26Of course.
25:27This is the biggest flower in the world,
25:29but this is also the most smelly.
25:31Smelly?
25:32Do you know where the smell comes from?
25:35Where?
25:36It's here.
25:37It's here?
25:38There's a hose there?
25:39Yes.
25:40Isn't that the flower that moves like that?
25:42Isn't there something like that?
25:44What is that?
25:45Oh, that's different.
25:46Yes.
25:47And your sister is the one who moves like that.
25:49Yes.
25:50What is this?
25:51Oh, it's a hook.
25:53My dear viewers,
25:54this is our last performer.
25:56It's up to you
25:57if you're going to turn off the TV
25:59or...
26:00No.
26:01We're going to turn it on.
26:02Pipita.
26:03Cortez.
26:04Well, I know that
26:06aside from the fact that you two don't look good,
26:10and you don't have a heart,
26:13I'm going to wish myself a happy, happy birthday
26:16because my birthday was last January 21.
26:18So, happy birthday to me.
26:20Happy birthday to me.
26:23Happy birthday.
26:25And I also bought a cake.
26:26Happy birthday.
26:28Happy birthday.
26:30Happy birthday to me.
26:34There you go.
26:35See?
26:36It's because of you guys.
26:37You didn't think of this.
26:38I was the one who thought of this.
26:39Oh, those hosts.
26:41I've been losing here for a long time.
26:43You didn't think of this.
26:44So, I was the one who thought of this.
26:45So, here it is.
26:46I'm also going to wish myself
26:48since no one is asking me what my wish is.
26:50What is your wish?
26:51My wish is that
26:52I hope they can open
26:56the milk in their mouths.
26:58It's my birthday today.
27:01You're stupid.
27:04It's my birthday today.
27:06I hope they can open the milk in their mouths.
27:10It's my birthday today.
27:11John!
27:12See?
27:13It's two already.
27:14Did you buy that?
27:15Yes, I bought it.
27:16See?
27:17It's for the brothers.
27:20But I have a wish.
27:22My wish is for you, KitKat.
27:25Because sometimes,
27:26a birthday is not just a wish for you.
27:28You should also wish for others.
27:30It's the other way around.
27:32You should not be selfish.
27:33What is your wish?
27:34For you,
27:35I hope you can have three more children
27:37so that your body will be damaged.
27:41Wow!
27:43For you,
27:44I hope your career will get better.
27:47That's why you should light a fire under you
27:50so that you'll become a hot air balloon.
27:55For you,
27:56please
27:57change yourself.
27:59I should change myself?
28:00Hey, dead man,
28:01you got me last night.
28:05Oh my God!
28:06Where did you get that?
28:08Positive!
28:09That's what they call it,
28:10riding in thunder.
28:11Usually,
28:12when an artist becomes famous,
28:14the smell comes out.
28:16So, when I got to know Kalokalike,
28:18I saw it online.
28:20It's good.
28:21The smell comes out?
28:23It's like he's not famous yet.
28:26The smell comes out first.
28:28That's why I'm telling you
28:30to always be careful
28:32because I'm really nervous.
28:34Why?
28:35Tekla, we saw him, right?
28:37You're on the watch list.
28:40You're on the watch list
28:42of Santa Claus.
28:43Merry Christmas!
28:46Wow!
28:47Happy birthday!
28:48Happy birthday!
28:50Thank you so much for this birthday show.
28:53Happy birthday!
28:54Okay, here.
28:55I'll put it here first.
28:56Okay.
28:57What can your opponents say?
29:00You know, even if I just text him,
29:02I laugh at him.
29:03I don't know.
29:04For some reason,
29:05I don't have to make an effort.
29:07But when we talk,
29:09I laugh at the jokes.
29:10No, this is the truth.
29:11Let's admit it.
29:13I laughed at him earlier, right?
29:15We talked.
29:16When he sat down,
29:17I told him,
29:18Hey, I laughed at you.
29:19I told him,
29:20Hey, I laughed at you.
29:23He laughed at you?
29:24Yes.
29:25He said,
29:26Okay, I'll do it later.
29:29So, Santa.
29:31But who will be the opponent
29:33of the four of them?
29:34Come here.
29:36Here,
29:37of course,
29:38before you find out,
29:41call your supporters first.
29:43There.
29:45Because a lot of people tweeted,
29:46a lot of people messaged on Facebook.
29:48Is that true?
29:49Yes, it's true.
29:51Hey, vote for me.
29:52Vote for me.
29:53And tag Kit.
29:55Oh my,
29:56vote for me, guys.
29:57I promise,
29:58if I win here,
29:59I'll give a gift for everybody.
30:02I'll vote for Kit
30:03because he's from the province.
30:05Yes.
30:06Yes, he's from Pipitan.
30:07We're having a hard time, viewers.
30:09Don't worry.
30:10We'll give you ample amount of time
30:11to decide
30:13who will be the opponent of the four of them.
30:15You'll find out
30:16who will be your favorite.
30:17Viva Sawa Island!
30:46More fun
30:47Let's have more fun
30:48More fun
30:49More laughter, more fun
30:51Hey!
30:57More laughter, more fun
31:05More laughter, more fun
31:07Hey!
31:08You deserve to laugh
31:10You deserve to dance
31:11It's more fun to be together
31:14So come on
31:16Dance
31:17Jump
31:18Jump
31:19Jump
31:20Instead of feeling down
31:22Jump
31:23Ha! Ha!
31:24Hey!
31:25Just dance
31:26So you won't be sad
31:29Just dance
31:31More laughter, more fun
31:39More laughter, more fun
31:44Ha! Ha!
31:47More laughter, more fun
31:49Hey!
31:50More laughter, more fun
31:57Hey!
31:58More laughter, more fun
32:07More laughter, more fun
32:14Hey!
32:15More laughter, more fun
32:18Hey!
32:19More laughter, more fun
32:23Hey!
32:27Hey!
32:28More laughter, more joy!
32:34More laughter, more joy!
32:42More laughter, more joy!
32:49Hey, hey, hey! And welcome back to T-box!
32:51Tawa is live!
32:52And now it's time to find out the winner of our Tamang Timpla
32:55More laughter, more joy!
32:58Right?
32:59And this is what we've been struggling with, right?
33:02Because all of you are amazing!
33:04Yay!
33:06Right? It's not hard to decide our judges.
33:09And because the judges don't want to think about it,
33:12and Kitka doesn't want to,
33:15There's a big twist in our competition today.
33:17Do I still want that, my friend?
33:18To be fair to everyone,
33:20the producer has decided that the winner will be chosen by none other than...
33:26Roleta ng Katotronan!
33:30Welcome back!
33:32I knew it! It's Roleta again!
33:35This is what's going to happen.
33:36We're going to choose the third place, second place, and grand winner.
33:40Okay, our third place is going to receive a bronze medal.
33:45There.
33:47Is that okay, my friend?
33:49Let's do our best!
33:54Third place!
33:55Are you ready?
33:56Ready!
33:57Okay, here we go!
34:02Third place!
34:05It's my turn!
34:09Bronze!
34:10Nice!
34:11Thank you!
34:15Thank you so much!
34:16What can I say?
34:17Thank you so much, T-MAS!
34:18I love you all!
34:20See?
34:22Third place right away!
34:23Yes!
34:25Okay, let's continue.
34:27Our second place will also receive a silver medal.
34:33Who will it be?
34:35Hold hands, the three of us.
34:38Here it is!
34:39And, Ethon!
34:41Yes!
34:42Yes!
34:46Second place!
34:48Second!
34:50Yes!
34:53Second place goes to Kip!
34:57So, that's just one.
34:58There's one missing.
35:00Oh!
35:02Please!
35:03I don't want to win!
35:07Forward! Forward!
35:08Message!
35:09Forward!
35:10I don't want to win!
35:11I want a job!
35:13What can you say, Superbekla?
35:17I'm nervous.
35:19Were you nervous earlier in the competition?
35:21Me too!
35:22I'm also nervous in front of you!
35:26Okay!
35:27Our grand winner will receive a gold medal.
35:31It's a gift package from our corporate sponsors.
35:35Are you ready?
35:37Superbekla and Pipita, are you ready?
35:39Yes!
35:41Make a shout, Pipita!
35:43Make a shout for the grand winner, IC!
35:47How can we make the winner happy?
35:48Here it is!
36:04See you next week!
36:06See you next week!
36:07See you next week!
36:09See you next Sunday!
36:13See you next Sunday!
36:15Oh my God!
36:17You won!
36:19I've been working in T-Bots!
36:21You won't get caught!
36:23Hey, open it!
36:25Open it!
36:27Oh my God!
36:29Show it to us!
36:31It's a grocery package!
36:33It has a grocery package!
36:35What's the message?
36:37Thank you so much, T-Bots!
36:39Why do you look sad?
36:41And why do you look sad?
36:43It's just like that.
36:47Do you think you deserve to win?
36:51I think I deserve it.
36:55He deserves it because
36:57he already smells like rice milk.
36:59But congratulations
37:01to all of you.
37:03Yay!
37:05And to those who didn't get caught,
37:07life is like that.
37:09Just think that you got caught.
37:11It's okay.
37:13We just want to explain
37:15because T-Bots looked bad
37:17earlier.
37:19In the message and performance
37:21of Pipita.
37:23Pipita clearly said
37:25that we don't remember
37:27her birthday. Pipita, come here.
37:29Wow!
37:33Happy birthday, Pipita!
37:37Happy birthday!
37:43Happy birthday!
37:45Happy birthday to you!
37:49Happy birthday!
37:51Happy birthday!
37:57Merry Christmas!
37:59Happy birthday, Pipita!
38:01Yes, wish, wish, wish!
38:03More work,
38:05good health,
38:07and world peace!
38:09Happy birthday!
38:11Thank you so much!
38:13Happy birthday!
38:15It feels different
38:17when other people give a cake.
38:19Thank you so much,
38:21T-Bots family!
38:23We love you, Pipita!
38:25She's crying. Why?
38:27It's my birthday.
38:29It's yours now.
38:33It's heavy.
38:35Meanwhile, here's our
38:37Hood of the Week.
38:39She will teach us
38:41how to laugh more happily.
38:43The champion is Superbeckla
38:45with our birthday celebrant,
38:47Pipita. There are two of you.
38:49There are two of us.
38:53It's like they're your friends, right?
38:55My makeup is a bit light.
38:57Sometimes,
38:59in life, there are people
39:01you don't expect to meet.
39:03That's why,
39:05you have to cook again
39:07because you don't have enough rice.
39:11Until next week,
39:13let's laugh together again.
39:15Here's your favorite,
39:17T-Bots Laugh Island!
39:27T-Bots Laugh
39:29Island