Magaling na stand-up comedian na si Alex Calleja, haharap sa 'In Aid Love’ session sa ‘Your Honor’ ngayong February 1 sa oras na 8:00 p.m. sa YouLOL YouTube channel.
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00:00It's already February. It's the month of hearts.
00:02So the issue that we're going to investigate today is this.
00:05Why is love so crazy?
00:07Is that the topic?
00:08Yes.
00:08I think it's wrong. Bye. I'm leaving.
00:10No, you can't.
00:11Why?
00:12It's a related topic.
00:13I don't want to. Don't make me start.
00:16Hey, that's fun.
00:18You'll be happy there.
00:19But it's a good thing that I'm not the resource person.
00:21One of the best stand-up comedians in our country.
00:24My good friend, please welcome Alex Calleja!
00:27Yes!
00:28Yes!
00:29Greet your wife.
00:30Let's not greet her. We're not close.
00:33That's why it's crazy.
00:34Let's confess.
00:35Let's confess.
00:36We even laugh.
00:38When I wake up, I cry.
00:39I ask, why are you crying?
00:41You ask, why are you crying?
00:42It's my dream to have a woman.
00:44You reach your dream?
00:45Yes. Then you ask, who is that?
00:47It's my dream. You ask, who is that?
00:49What's the craziest thing you've done for love, Buboy?
00:52I don't have one.
00:53They do it.
00:54Oh.
00:55Handsome.
00:56I'm just normal.
00:58At that time, my boyfriend was very angry.
01:01He said, why won't I go with you?
01:03They're going to Sambalis.
01:05There's an outing.
01:06I felt guilty because I might break up.
01:09I followed them to Sambalis.
01:11It's a long way.
01:12Where is it from?
01:13Manila.
01:14In the first town, I still love him.
01:15Yes.
01:16In the second town, it's like I'm questioning myself.
01:19Third, I already broke up with him on the road.
01:22You're not together? You already broke up with him?
01:25I already broke up with him in my mind.
01:26When I got there, I said, I love you, sorry I'm late.
01:29I went home.
01:30I was drunk.
01:31When I got home, I took my clothes from the back.
01:34I put them on the chair.
01:36I was about to sleep.
01:37The problem is, I woke up.
01:39F**k you, you have a girlfriend.
01:41My brain wasn't rebooting yet.
01:42I wanted to confess right away.
01:43Yes, so I can go back to sleep.
01:45He brought me to the kitchen.
01:47There's panties on my clothes.
01:48Panties.
01:49I was about to sleep with a girl.
01:51She was about to sleep with us.
01:52She stood up.
01:53I washed my panties.
01:55I sat down.
01:56You went back to your seat.
01:57Gosh!
01:58Your Honor.
01:59Your Honor, I'm now the victim.
02:01I said,
02:02I worked so hard yesterday to bring food to this house.
02:07One of it was in your pants.
02:09If you doubt it, it's because of one panty.
02:12I didn't know.
02:13It's in my mind now.