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00:00The 6th All-Japan Konkon Dash Championship!
00:08A fierce battle between Jimeishi and Konkon in the corridor of Eriyasa!
00:15It's the first time in the history of Kikaku Shijou that the two of them are fighting together!
00:18Will they be able to escape?
00:31The 6th All-Japan Konkon Dash Championship!
00:34Mizuta-kun, are your legs okay?
00:36What do you mean?
00:37You shouldn't run away.
00:39Are you as fat as Hikomaru-san?
00:41Not at all.
00:42Not at all.
00:43Hikomaru-san and Shizuka-san were my guests.
00:45I couldn't say anything.
00:46I didn't have much to say.
00:48We were together for that job.
00:49And Minamika-kun.
00:51Nice to meet you.
00:52Nice to meet you.
00:53I'm sorry, but what kind of position is that?
00:55Isn't that too much?
00:57I had a few shoots today.
00:59I had a lot of days off.
01:01You had a lot of days off.
01:03So you had to leave.
01:04I had a lot of free time.
01:06So I slept a lot.
01:08You had a lot of free time.
01:09I slept a lot.
01:10I had a lot of days off.
01:11Let's start with Yamauchi this time.
01:13Here is the opponent who will start the reaction.
01:16Anthony.
01:17Yes.
01:18He is a Jimeishi.
01:20You like him, don't you?
01:21He is very popular.
01:23I like him.
01:24I'll make sure to get rid of him.
01:26Harrison.
01:29Let's start the Yamauchi's Konkon Dash Tournament.
01:32I'll start with a simple Konkon.
01:35I'll start with a simple Konkon.
01:36I'll start with a simple Konkon.
01:37I'm nervous.
01:38I'm nervous.
01:39Yamauchi-san, you can change to Harrison or Yamanaka.
01:42Yamauchi-san, you can change to Harrison or Yamanaka.
01:43No, no, no.
01:44No, no, no.
01:45Here I go.
01:46Here I go.
01:50I completely knocked him out.
01:56He's taking it easy.
01:58He's taking it easy.
01:59He's slower than Harrison.
02:01He's taking it easy.
02:03He's taking it easy.
02:04He's good.
02:12I think he's about the same as Utsunomiya.
02:16He's going to win, right?
02:18He's good.
02:19I'm going to make Konkon a little stronger.
02:23He's talking like Harrison.
02:26People who don't watch Jibenshi don't understand that kind of nonsense.
02:30Let's change to Kakushi.
02:31Let's change to Kakushi.
02:32If you watch this, you'll see that his face has changed to Kakushi.
02:35If you watch this, you'll see that his face has changed to Kakushi.
02:36It's totally fine.
02:37It's totally fine.
02:38It's totally fine.
02:44Here I go.
02:49He noticed it.
02:50He noticed it.
02:51Look at his face when he came back.
02:53Look at his face when he came back.
02:54I've never seen such a funny face in a TV show.
02:56I've never seen such a funny face in a TV show.
02:57I'm sure of it.
02:59I'm sure of it.
03:01He's starting to react.
03:02He's starting to react.
03:05He's like, what's going on?
03:06He's like, what's going on?
03:08He's shaking.
03:09He's checking the camera while he's talking.
03:12There's definitely a camera in this room.
03:15Let's try it again.
03:16Let's try it again.
03:17It might be pretty fast.
03:18It might be pretty fast.
03:20He's looking at it half-heartedly.
03:24He's waiting for it.
03:25He's waiting for it.
03:26He's totally...
03:27He's totally...
03:28It's okay.
03:29He's looking for the camera.
03:30He's looking for the camera.
03:31He's totally...
03:32Where is it?
03:34He's coming, he's coming!
03:43He's already starting from here.
03:45He's totally into it.
03:46He's totally into it.
03:47I wonder if he's looking at the camera.
03:50I'm going to go get a bento.
03:52A bento?
03:53Why a bento?
03:54Are you hungry?
03:55Why?
03:56Are you hungry?
03:57Why?
03:58Which show's bento is that?
03:59Huh?
04:00Hey, hey, hey.
04:01Which show's bento is that?
04:04What?
04:05Why did you go get a bento when you were looking for it?
04:09This is a bad habit.
04:11You didn't go for that reason, but you went and got a bento.
04:14It's the worst.
04:15It's a bad habit.
04:16It's a bad habit.
04:17It's a bad habit.
04:18This is really bad.
04:20You got a serious breathalyzer.
04:26Is this bad?
04:29Is this alright?
04:32What are you going to do next, Yamada-san?
04:33Next is…
04:36It means hope.
04:42What's this?
04:43This is the Orochi set.
04:48The Orochi of Jime Ishii?
04:51It's true.
04:53It's a lot of standby.
04:55It's pretty scary.
04:56What? What? What?
05:02This is bad.
05:04This is bad.
05:06It's stuck.
05:07It's stuck.
05:08It's a lot.
05:09It's an obstacle course.
05:12I was in front of the green light.
05:16Yama-san, it's dangerous because you're sitting on the edge.
05:19Wait there.
05:20There may be a gacha.
05:22I think it's strange that it doesn't come.
05:25It's okay to think that it won't come.
05:27Why doesn't it come?
05:30If it comes here, it won't come.
05:33Why doesn't it come?
05:35Why doesn't it come?
05:38He's already sitting down.
05:40Let's go.
05:45It came in.
05:47It's funny.
05:49It's funny.
05:51There is something.
05:53I found it.
05:54I don't know what it is yet.
05:57What is this?
05:59It's a suit.
06:01It's just a suit.
06:03I don't know.
06:04When an entertainer prepares a suit, he wears it.
06:07That's amazing.
06:09Do you mean I should wear it?
06:13Do you mean I should wear it?
06:16What is this?
06:17I don't know where I'm being fooled.
06:20I wonder if I can see it in the mirror.
06:22Maybe it's done.
06:23I wonder if I'm being fooled.
06:26I want it.
06:29It's the worst.
06:32I don't know where I'm being fooled.
06:34Really?
06:35Really.
06:40It's itchy.
06:43Orochi didn't notice it.
06:45That's right.
06:46Next.
06:47What's next?
06:48This is a license and a penlight.
06:52There was a scene.
06:53I don't know if I didn't see it.
06:56I don't know if it's real or not.
06:58Did Orochi do that?
07:00It doesn't matter.
07:07Yes.
07:08I'm sorry.
07:10Why?
07:12I thought it was official.
07:15I wanted to wear it.
07:17What is this?
07:20What's the purpose?
07:22Whose license is this?
07:26How is it?
07:28I'll do it.
07:30You have to do it from the bottom.
07:32I didn't watch the drama.
07:37I didn't notice it at all.
07:39What's this?
07:40I didn't notice it.
07:41What's the purpose?
07:43I didn't notice it.
07:46I didn't notice it.
07:49Do people who don't watch the drama know what this is?
07:54It's the worst.
07:57Let's go to the next one.
08:01After I disappeared,
08:06a person who passed by me
08:09did the same thing as Harrison.
08:13I can do it.
08:15I can do it.
08:16I'm watching it now.
08:18It's fast.
08:19I'll do it.
08:20Yes.
08:21That's enough.
08:23Yes.
08:28What's this?
08:34You didn't say hello to Harrison.
08:36I didn't say hello to Harrison.
08:38You should be admiring him.
08:41What's this?
08:44It's too Harrison.
08:48I can feel it.
08:50It's too Harrison.
08:52Harrison isn't that small.
08:55It's true.
08:56It's too Harrison.
08:58This is the last one.
09:01When I became Harrison,
09:08I went into Anthony's room and waited for him.
09:13When Anthony came back,
09:16I said,
09:17I can't do it to you.
09:18And I punched him.
09:20Can you do that?
09:22Anthony said he was worried.
09:26He said,
09:27People who don't watch Jimenshi don't understand.
09:29I didn't think about that.
09:31You didn't?
09:32I did it as if everyone was watching.
09:34There's a thief.
09:36I see.
09:38I'll chase him.
09:45He's here.
09:46What?
09:49Who are you?
09:52He's here.
09:54Hurry up.
10:00What's this?
10:02I don't understand.
10:03I'll be back.
10:04He's back.
10:05I'll be back.
10:06What's this?
10:08I don't understand.
10:10Oh!
10:16I can't do it to you.
10:24Wait a minute.
10:25What's this?
10:27Is this Harrison?
10:30Where is Harrison?
10:35Let's tell Anthony a story.
10:38What's this?
10:40What's this?
10:42It's a Konkon dash contest.
10:44Konkon dash contest?
10:46I don't know what they want.
10:49You thought about the answer.
10:51But there's no answer.
10:53What's this?
10:55Did you eat a lunch box?
10:58I'm shooting another shocking video.
11:01When I went to look for him,
11:03I saw his reaction.
11:05It's a common reaction.
11:07I agree.
11:09When he came in,
11:11he was looking at me.
11:13That's crazy.
11:15I'm confident.
11:19Next is Mizuta's challenge.
11:21This is the opponent.
11:23A group.
11:25Kusama Richard Keiza.
11:27Konjima Ken.
11:29It's the first time for two people.
11:31Two people?
11:33Two people came from A group.
11:35It's fast.
11:37It's fast.
11:39You may be caught by two people.
11:41Mizuta is 44 years old.
11:43Can he run away from two people in their 20s?
11:50Mizuta's Konkon dash contest starts.
11:55Let's go.
11:57Can you show me how fast Mizuta can run?
12:02Okay.
12:03I'll do it in a hurry.
12:05Go ahead.
12:12He can run.
12:14He's a fat man who can move.
12:16He's very fast.
12:17Can you stop calling me fat?
12:19I'm sorry.
12:24He ran away.
12:26Richard saw him.
12:28Of course, he ran away.
12:30This is our dressing room.
12:35The frets are too long.
12:37I'm afraid of two people.
12:39The frets are too long.
12:41You may be caught by two people.
12:43Next, I'll run a little harder.
12:46Okay.
12:48Are you okay now?
12:49I'm fine now.
12:51I'm not suspicious.
12:53I'm not suspicious.
12:59He can't run fast.
13:01He's strange.
13:04He's strange.
13:05He's getting out of the room.
13:07Who is that?
13:11He's strange.
13:16It's funny to run in front of a man.
13:19Who is there?
13:21He's waiting for you.
13:23He's fast.
13:24He's fast, Richard.
13:25He's fast.
13:26He's really fast.
13:28He's got his guard up.
13:29No way.
13:30No way.
13:31He's really fast.
13:32I heard a thud twice.
13:36No, I don't know.
13:40I heard a thud twice.
13:47He's scared.
13:51On the contrary, he's scared.
13:53He's scared at first.
13:56Let's try one more time.
13:58Yeah, let's try one more time.
14:00But I think he'll be faster next time.
14:03He's got it.
14:04He's totally fine now.
14:08He's fast.
14:09He's fast.
14:10He's fast.
14:11He's fast.
14:12He's fast.
14:13It's like when you go to a fight.
14:16I heard a thud once.
14:18A thud.
14:19He's got his guard up.
14:22Anthony, you noticed, right?
14:24Yeah, I did.
14:25He's been gone since the third time.
14:27He's like a TV host.
14:30He's looking for something.
14:33Let's see what they're up to.
14:36If you hear a thud next time,
14:39I'm going to kick your ass.
14:41He heard a thud, so he's going to kick your ass.
14:44Richard, you're a 2,000-year-old.
14:46He's fast.
14:47What are you going to do?
14:48This is a match?
14:50Let's go for a match.
14:52This is impossible.
14:54It's amazing that you can beat him.
14:56Is this that fun?
14:57He's so fast.
14:58This is what you call a Konkonshi.
15:01It's so cool to watch.
15:03Who is it?
15:04Who is it?
15:06I need to get hydrated.
15:08You can still do it.
15:10Who is it?
15:13What is it?
15:18It's KUSHIDA.
15:22You surprised yourself, didn't you?
15:24You can still do it.
15:26I'm fine.
15:27This is a one-on-one match with Richard.
15:31He's got it.
15:32He's got it.
15:33He's got it.
15:35He's got it.
15:36He's got it.
15:37He's got it.
15:38He's got it.
15:39He's got it.
15:40He's got it.
15:41He's got it.
15:42He's got it.
15:43He's got it.
15:44He's got it.
15:45Mizuta, you're fast.
15:46He's fast.
15:48You can still do it.
15:49Let's decide who goes first.
15:52Who goes first?
15:54If you go first, it'll be a tie.
15:58I'll go first.
16:01I'll go first.
16:02I'll go first.
16:03I see.
16:04He'll go first.
16:06I'd like to see that.
16:08But you might get caught.
16:10If he goes first, it'll be a tie.
16:13Richard is so focused.
16:16He's focused.
16:18Let's see.
16:19You can do it.
16:21You can do it now.
16:23You can do it now.
16:24There!
16:27It's not long!
16:30This is not a highlight!
16:33I'm supposed to take the chain...
16:36But he's taking the chains.
16:37I can tell it's long.
16:39Wait, he took it!
16:40Finally!
16:42What the hell?
16:44How's it going?
16:45Richard is standing in front of the door.
16:48That's dangerous.
16:50That was quick.
16:51That was quick.
16:53What's your plan?
16:55We're going to have them do the Pounce and Throw.
16:57The Pounce and Throw?
16:59Yes, yes, yes.
17:02He won't be able to move from there.
17:04Because he's sitting.
17:06Richard can just open the door from there.
17:08He's pretty stupid, isn't he?
17:11That's true.
17:12POUNCE AND THROW
17:14Throw it there.
17:15Okay, I can do it now.
17:17With a dash.
17:18Let's see how fast you can do it.
17:20POUNCE AND THROW
17:21He did it!
17:22He did it!
17:23He did it!
17:26He did it!
17:27That was really quick.
17:28That was quick.
17:29I found it.
17:30Can I touch it?
17:31That was quick.
17:32It's a Pounce and Throw, so can I touch it?
17:36He's nice.
17:36He's nice.
17:38Does he know?
17:39I think he noticed.
17:41Who is it?
17:43He's watching from somewhere.
17:45He noticed.
17:47He's a fan.
17:49He knows.
17:50He's a Kansai boy.
17:53He's an idol.
17:54He's an idol.
17:57He's a professional.
18:01He's a pro.
18:03It would be a shame if he didn't get caught.
18:06That's true.
18:07He's watching from somewhere.
18:08He's watching from somewhere.
18:11I can't see Richard at all.
18:13That's weird.
18:15It's a wall.
18:17I'll put Richard's favorite, Senmai-zuke, on the wall.
18:19He likes Senmai-zuke.
18:23That's good.
18:24That's good.
18:25You did it just now.
18:27Do it now.
18:29Ouch!
18:33Ouch!
18:37Ouch!
18:40That's good.
18:44That's good.
18:45That's good.
18:47You two are good.
18:48What did you say?
18:50Senmai-zuke.
18:51Senmai-zuke.
18:54He likes it, so he noticed.
18:56He likes it, so he noticed.
18:57It's like an American comedy.
18:59That's funny.
19:00He's like a thug.
19:02He's like a home alone.
19:05He's got it.
19:06That was great.
19:08He's got it.
19:09That was a good one.
19:11Richard...
19:12Pirates of the Caribbean.
19:14He's like a home alone and Pirates of the Caribbean.
19:17He's like a Japanese movie star.
19:20He's like a Japanese movie star.
19:22It's time for the final challenge.
19:25He's like a troublemaker.
19:27The final challenge
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19:45Kojima-kun is doing Kojiken Samba.
19:49It's his own version of Matsuken Samba.
19:52I'm thinking of getting a set and see if he'll dance to it.
19:55I see.
19:57Pirates of the Caribbean.
19:58Is it okay to go now?
19:59It's okay.
20:00Is it okay to hit it hard?
20:01Richard is watching.
20:10That was a good speed.
20:11That was fast.
20:12Let's see if he notices.
20:15He's changing so fast.
20:17Kojiken Samba.
20:18He noticed.
20:19He noticed.
20:20He brought it back.
20:22That's good.
20:23He looks like he can change.
20:25You're good.
20:25That's good.
20:26He's going to do it.
20:30He's like a master and a disciple.
20:36He's a disciple.
20:38He's so kind.
20:40Richard is a good guy.
20:42That was good.
20:43That was perfect.
20:44I think he's ready.
20:45He's ready.
20:47This is the grand finale.
20:50Let's see if he'll really do it.
20:52I see.
20:53You can do it.
20:54You can do it.
20:55Let's hit it hard.
21:02That's...
21:03That's annoying.
21:04There's a way out.
21:06It's so hard.
21:07Lower your head.
21:09Where?
21:10Deshikoba.
21:11Deshikoba?
21:12Turn it on.
21:13Turn it from the other side.
21:15From the other side?
21:16He's checking the camera.
21:18He's checking which is the front.
21:19It's scary.
21:23It's so long.
21:24The intro?
21:27It's so long.
21:34It's so long.
21:36It's so long.
21:39It's so long!
21:41It's so long!
21:42It's so short.
21:44It's like a comedian doing this.
21:48It's like a comedian doing this.
21:52It's starting.
21:54The rhythm is overflowing in my heart.
21:57It's starting.
22:00He's doing a back dance.
22:01It's so long.
22:04What is this?
22:05Kojiken-san.
22:07It's so long.
22:08He's a powerful back dancer.
22:10It's so long.
22:12Kojiken-san.
22:17It's the grand finale.
22:22Here's a quiz.
22:24Which of the three thumbnails will be missed on this week's show?
22:29The correct answer will be revealed right after this show.
22:32Check out Fever and Abema.
22:35A few days later...
22:38It's Torizori Beach!
22:42A few days later...
22:45Let's check how we did on air.
22:48Are we done with work today?
22:50We're done.
22:51When did you get off work?
22:53No, I didn't.
22:55I came all the way from Osaka for this.
22:58No, I didn't.
23:00I came all the way from Osaka for this.
23:02Go back to Osaka.
23:04I can't pay for the hotel, so I'm going back to Osaka.
23:09You're free to do whatever you want.
23:13You're free to do whatever you want.
23:15This is the worst.
23:19Next time...
23:20I want to buy my son a winter uniform.
23:24For example...
23:25Wait a minute!
23:28What is it?