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00:00Set.
00:01Hey, don't.
00:02Ha.
00:03I'm Brandon Walker.
00:04If we die, we die.
00:05I'm the best athlete in this room.
00:06Oh, fuck.
00:07This be the last ride in the office?
00:08How you doing?
00:09Good to meet you.
00:10Good to meet you.
00:11Come on in.
00:12Good to see you.
00:13Welcome, dude.
00:14Yeah, dude, I'm pumped.
00:15Yeah.
00:16So I'll give you a quick tour, and then you can go sit in my office, and I'll just give
00:17you kind of a rundown of everything.
00:18A little background to who you are.
00:32Mike Kadick.
00:33I'm originally from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
00:35I've played the last six years.
00:38Offense a lot at Indiana University.
00:40Love Bloomington.
00:41Love the Hoosiers.
00:42Love the Big Ten football.
00:43Better than the SEC.
00:44All the hypotheticals can, you know, cram it, but, yeah, I'm pumped.
00:49So one of my buddies on the IU basketball team knew Dave, exchanged numbers with Dave,
00:54and I told him how much I love to work at Barstool.
00:57He hit up Dave.
00:58I sent Dave some clips of me in the media, and he was like, yeah, you're hired.
01:03I think they're going to have McCarthy, well, my, I've got good, McCarthy's lobbying for
01:07it really hard.
01:08I think they're going to have McCarthy, well.
01:10I think McCarthy, the national image on him is so misrepresented.
01:16Super Bowl winner, 12 and 5, three years in a row in Dallas, and it all went to shit this
01:20year when that got hurt.
01:21Parsons is out.
01:22The way they fought down the stretch I thought was, like, super professional.
01:25I've got good, McCarthy's lobbying for it really hard behind the scenes right now.
01:30What do you say, man?
01:31How you doing?
01:32How you doing, man?
01:33Good, man.
01:34Hey!
01:35What the hell, man?
01:36I've been fired up.
01:37So have I.
01:39John Gruden.
01:40Mike.
01:41Great to meet you.
01:42Mike, good to see you.
01:43Let's get in that stance here, man.
01:44What do you want?
01:45What do you want?
01:46Let's see you get down there, man.
01:47Set!
01:48Look!
01:49Fucking love it.
01:50Congratulations.
01:51That's a hell of a year, you guys.
01:54Welcome aboard.
01:56They need a lot of help.
01:57I mean, this place is just kind of, you know.
01:58Yeah.
01:59We need, we need you here.
02:00Who was your line coach this year?
02:01Bob Bostad.
02:02He coached the Bucs.
02:03Sure did.
02:04Yeah.
02:05What a hell of a job.
02:06I know.
02:08You bought all your linemen.
02:09You bought the whole goddamn thing.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Yeah.
02:12That's sick, man.
02:13How much money did you make?
02:14Cut the cameras.
02:15Yeah.
02:16That's right.
02:17We all want to know.
02:18How much did you make at Indiana?
02:19Pretty good.
02:20Pretty good.
02:21You're not going to go into the NFL draft?
02:22Nah.
02:23I just, I was thinking about it, but then I was like, I just don't really love the game
02:26enough.
02:27I don't want to, you know, give half my commitment to a trainer and things like that.
02:32So I was like, and I love the media space.
02:34Yeah.
02:35I'm like, I want to get into that.
02:37These guys are the best, man.
02:39Yeah.
02:40I mean, we got some real weirdos like him working here, but it's a great deal.
02:46Yeah.
02:47It's great having you here.
02:48I'll tell you, I'm such a big fan of what you guys did.
02:51I lived there four years.
02:52I mean, my dad coached there four years.
02:54We got D-Living shit beat out of us.
02:57We got this one guy, Big T. I love him.
02:58He's got a chance.
02:59He could probably play in, you know, he could probably play at Indiana, probably play at
03:05Illinois, surely at Purdue.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Love that.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Have you met Mike yet?
03:11I've not.
03:12What's going on, man?
03:13How's it going?
03:14Oh, linemen.
03:15Got it.
03:16In a past life, several years ago.
03:17Let's see your two-point stance.
03:18That's even better.
03:19See that?
03:20Keep your hands up.
03:21Okay?
03:22And if I cross the line, you've got your back.
03:23Yeah.
03:24All right.
03:25Yeah.
03:26But we want to see a little quick foot fire.
03:27You know what I mean?
03:28Yeah.
03:29Because I know you've got the power.
03:30I know you have the brute strength.
03:31I got you.
03:32I got you.
03:33But it's the quickness.
03:34It's these speed rushers that really pissed me off.
03:35Too fast.
03:36We can't chip every time.
03:37The backs need to get out clear.
03:38Lean.
03:39Too fast?
03:40What's up, dipshits?
03:41Hey.
03:42How's it going?
03:43Good.
03:44How you doing?
03:45Mike.
03:46Brandon Walker.
03:47Good to meet you.
03:48Good to see you.
03:49Brandon, he's the only guy here that he just, he's like a nice, he's a nice guy.
03:50He's a nice guy.
03:51He's a nice guy.
03:52He's a nice guy.
03:53He's a nice guy.
03:54He's a nice guy.
03:55He's a nice guy.
03:56He's a nice guy.
03:57He's a nice guy.
03:58He's a nice guy.
03:59He's a nice guy.
04:00He's a nice guy.
04:01He's a nice guy.
04:02He's a nice guy.
04:03He's a nice guy.
04:04He's a nice guy.
04:05He's a nice guy.
04:06He's a nice guy.
04:07He's a nice guy.
04:08He's a nice guy.
04:09He's a nice guy.
04:10He's a nice guy.
04:11He's a nice guy.
04:12He's a nice guy.
04:13He's a nice guy.
04:14He's a nice guy.
04:15He's a nice guy.
04:16He's a nice guy.
04:17He's a nice guy.
04:18He's a nice guy.
04:19He's a nice guy.
04:20He's a nice guy.
04:21He's a nice guy.
04:22He's a nice guy.
04:23We didn't lose a ball game this year.
04:24Who did Alabama lose to?
04:25Who gives a fuck?
04:26I'm glad they lost.
04:27Alabama losing is a great thing.
04:28Michigan, they lost to Michigan.
04:29You don't even have a country accent.
04:30What are you doing?
04:31You're from Mississippi.
04:32Why do you keep backing up?
04:33Are you from Mississippi?
04:34I'm from West Point, Mississippi, yes.
04:35I don't believe it.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Do you have any photos?
04:38Of Mississippi?
04:39Yeah.
04:40I got the Darryl in black and white.
04:41You don't have a southern accent.
04:42Yeah.
04:43The only pass you guys throw up in Mississippi State is a bubble screen.
04:44So we're going to have that.
04:45I'm sorry.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:47Have you ever heard of Dak Prescott?
04:48No.
04:49No.
04:50I'm sorry.
04:51I'm sorry.
04:52I'm sorry.
04:53I'm sorry.
04:54I'm sorry.
04:55I'm sorry.
04:56I'm sorry.
04:57I'm sorry.
04:58I'm sorry.
04:59I'm sorry.
05:00I'm sorry.
05:01I'm sorry.
05:02I'm sorry.
05:03I'm sorry.
05:04I'm sorry.
05:05Have you ever heard of Dak Prescott?
05:06Yes, I have.
05:07He was throwing the ball down the field at Mississippi State.
05:08That was 11 years ago.
05:0910 years.
05:10I had him on my show.
05:11You know, this is why.
05:12This is why you called me an ice cube.
05:13Yeah.
05:14You don't try to give me the warm up to you.
05:15Yeah.
05:16You just dig at me the whole time you're here.
05:17I love you.
05:18I think you do a hell of a job.
05:19You're a big 10.
05:20You're a big 10.
05:21That's a big 10 though.
05:22Kind of.
05:23It's a big 10.
05:24They beat Michigan's ass.
05:25They beat them 20 to 15.
05:26Washington's terrible.
05:27Washington's terrible.
05:28Beat Nebraska?
05:29Beat Nebraska.
05:30Come on.
05:31What are you doing?
05:32What are you doing?
05:33Will Compton.
05:34Dill Will Compton.
05:35I did.
05:36I did tweet at Will Compton after that game.
05:37Yeah.
05:38And now, you know, it's I rock that I'm working here now.
05:39So.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Well, he's not going to be.
05:42Yeah.
05:43Yeah.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Fuck him.
05:46Yeah.
05:47That's how.
05:48Yeah.
05:49William Eugene Compton.
05:50The second.
05:51Yep.
05:52Welcome.
05:53Six five.
05:54Dude, you're bigger than the other Will Compton.
05:55Hell yeah.
05:56So, we were talking about your museum.
05:57We're thinking about finding another Will Compton.
05:59All right.
06:00So, first of all.
06:01Oh, man.
06:02We can take a look at the actual museum.
06:03This is so great.
06:04This is so great.
06:05This is in the actual bathroom.
06:06This is for my last ever football game when I blew my kidney out.
06:07I have a sign.
06:08Oh, I see.
06:09It's got my name on it.
06:10Oh, nice.
06:12And then, I've got a Texas whiskey dartboard.
06:13And then, I've got some rally towels from TCU.
06:14I'm not sure what I want, but I have a rally towel.
06:15Are you getting a pea shot?
06:16What?
06:17It's coming out of me?
06:18Okay.
06:19Fasoli.
06:20What the fuck?
06:21I legitimately heard.
06:22I'm not even joking when I say this.
06:23Fasoli.
06:24Fasoli.
06:25Fasoli.
06:26Fasoli.
06:27Fasoli.
06:28Fasoli.
06:29Fasoli.
06:30Fasoli.
06:31Fasoli.
06:32Fasoli.
06:33Fasoli.
06:34Fasoli.
06:35Fasoli.
06:36Fasoli.
06:37Fasoli.
06:38Fasoli.
06:39Fasoli.
06:40I'm not even joking when I say this.
06:41From, I'm not going to name his name, but I consider him to be a higher up.
06:46That it was juiced.
06:47I was told that Lucas got his hole-in-one because they rigged the machine to make it
06:50look worse for me and Jerry when we don't.
06:53And that comes from a solid source.
06:56Okay, you got one.
06:57I did get one.
06:58I could get one too if I was a fucking video editor.
07:01I can't do it that well.
07:02It's weird that all the tech and video editors are getting hole-in-ones.
07:05Stefan, Lucas.
07:06You're just saying you're jealous.
07:07I'm not jealous.
07:09The only thing I'm jealous of is your ability to use a computer, you nerd.
07:14That's it.
07:15Jealousy is an ugly look on you.
07:16You're jealous of my ability to use a club.
07:18That's fine.
07:19I'm not saying that it's a coincidence that the golf zone people were here and kind of
07:23configured it.
07:24Yeah.
07:25And he probably took the one hole-in-one.
07:26Yeah.
07:27Magnets too.
07:28Magnets.
07:30Let me see your swing.
07:38Okay.
07:39Let's see.
07:40Ready?
07:41If I hit a hole-in-one here, no stream?
07:42No stream?
07:43Cancel it?
07:44Yeah.
07:45Nope.
07:46Coach said so.
07:47You hit a hole-in-one right here.
07:48I'll kiss your ass.
07:49We were very close to that the other day.
07:51Alright, Chad.
07:52If I hit a hole-in-one on this one, it's up to you.
08:00I thought it was in.
08:01I'll tell you this.
08:02My hands already.
08:03Like, look.
08:04My hands.
08:05These hands are too pretty.
08:07That already hurts right there.
08:10Four.
08:11Oh, Coach.
08:12Coach.
08:13You hit it too well.
08:14Is that my hole?
08:15No, you crushed it.
08:16Wow.
08:17Is that a 46?
08:18Yeah.
08:19Okay, just take about 10% off of that.
08:23Oh, you got a lot to work with.
08:24There's a lot of talent here.
08:25I like that.
08:26Thank you, Coach.
08:28That's the right club.
08:29Is it the move?
08:30I think it's the right club.
08:31Remember that for tonight.
08:34Yeah.
08:35That's on the green.
08:40Listen, I can't waste too many swings.
08:42I got blisters to build.
08:46He told me I was a pussy.
08:47He told me I was a pussy if I use gloves.
08:49I need gloves.
08:50I need gloves.
08:51I'm doubling it.
08:52Once he leaves, I'm putting two hands, two gloves, both hands.
08:59You're live.
09:00Alright, we're live.
09:01We're live.
09:02Welcome in.
09:03Welcome in.
09:04Welcome in to the chat.
09:05Everybody joining.
09:08Pretty simple.
09:09Double hole in one stream.
09:10Me and Tate.
09:11If Tate hits his first, I'll stay for the remain.
09:13I'll have to hit mine.
09:15He'll stay.
09:16If I hit mine, he has to stay.
09:18And, you know, we're not going to leave the stream until both of us get it.
09:21Double gloves?
09:22Okay.
09:23Come on, Jerry.
09:24No, no, no.
09:25That's fine.
09:26I'm going two gloves on the left.
09:27I'm smart.
09:28And then I'm going in.
09:29Alright, here we go.
09:31McDougal donated $9.99.
09:34My COVID booster was a better shot.
09:36John.
09:39Get the hole.
09:40Yeah.
09:41We're going to have a lot of those things.
09:42A lot of wind.
09:43A lot of wind.
09:49Everybody knows I hit two off the first.
09:50Or three.
09:52Nice.
09:53I think I can hit the green every single fucking time.
09:58Damn, I do look a little fat.
09:59Oh, no.
10:01I will make changes.
10:02Cut it with the Ohio 8.
10:03Lucas, cut all Ohio 8s.
10:05No Ohio 8 Super Chats.
10:12I mean, I like it.
10:13I like it.
10:14One of these is going to go in the hole.
10:15Okay.
10:16One of these is going to go in the hole.
10:18That.
10:19That's under a foot and a half.
10:20So, a little bit more right of that.
10:21Jerry, how do we get right of that?
10:25Yes, I am fat at the moment.
10:27I'm fat at the moment.
10:28But I'll say this.
10:29That will be changed.
10:30I'm also not even that fat.
10:32I'm just fatter than I was.
10:35That's it.
10:36That's it.
10:37Now roll.
10:38That's actually it.
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40That's actually it.
10:41That's actually it.
10:42That's actually it.
10:43Oh.
10:44All right.
10:45I'd say at least another 20 hours.
10:46They suck.
10:47They're not good golfers.
10:48I'll make it two.
10:49Roll.
10:50I'll make it two.
10:51Roll.
10:53Oh.
10:54Bye, guys.
10:55I'll see you tomorrow.
10:56I'll see you tomorrow.
10:57I'll see you tomorrow.
10:58You motherfuckers.
10:59Let's go.
11:00Let's go.
11:01There's one.
11:02Let's go.
11:03There's one.
11:04Boom.
11:05Come on.
11:06Boom.
11:07Come on.
11:08I knew it off the tip.
11:09I knew it off the tip.
11:10Four hours, 21 minutes.
11:11Let's fucking go.
11:12All right.
11:13There's one now.
11:14There's one now.
11:15Let's go.
11:16Come on.
11:17Let's go.
11:18You had to roll.
11:19Let's go.
11:20Wow.
11:21Wow.
11:22All right.
11:23That's one half.
11:24That's one half.
11:25Wow.
11:26Let's go.
11:27How many?
11:28How many what?
11:29What are we in right now?
11:30Don't worry about it.
11:31Eleven.
11:32Go.
11:33Go.
11:34Go.
11:35Go.
11:36Go.
11:37Go.
11:38Go.
11:39Go.
11:40Go.
11:41Go.
11:42Go.
11:43Go.
11:44Go.
11:45Go.
11:46Go.
11:47Go.
11:48Go.
11:49Go.
11:50Go.
11:51Go.
11:52Go.
11:53Go.
11:55Go.
12:01My dad looks so good, but it might be deep.
12:08Gary Anders!
12:10Let's fucking go.
12:19Gary!
12:20Come on!
12:21Are you kidding me?
12:23Me, come on, Gary, let's go, whoo, whoo, whoo, come on,
12:30come on, come on, come on.
12:32Good job team, baby, whoa, good job team.
12:36That ball, like say this is the cup, barely went here.
12:40Oh my God, dude.
12:41Oh my God.
12:42Doesn't matter, win it, doesn't matter, win it.
12:44Dumb luck, fuck it, I don't care, it went in,
12:46who gives a fuck.
12:47You're so hot, Gary.
12:48I'm so tired.
12:50Good job, everybody.
12:51Hey, you know what would be fun?
12:52What's that?
12:54Do it again.
12:55No.
12:56No, that was fun.
12:57Good job, good job, thanks, JJ.
12:58Yeah, no, it was great, it was great.
12:59All right.
13:00I'm not even close to tired right now,
13:02but my hands are bad, but that's about it.
13:05One thing I will say, I think,
13:08like don't do nothing impossible, you know?
13:11Yeah.
13:12Like just because the way, you know, the way they are,
13:15just like do stuff like you know deep down.
13:18At some point you're gonna do it.
13:19You could fucking do it, you know?
13:21We should have hanged those clothes on.
13:22I thought I'd get tired, but I'm not tired.
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13:53Today we got the most popular driver in NASCAR
13:55for like seven years running, Chase Elliott coming in
13:58and driver of the number 23 for 2311 Racing, Bubba Wallace.
14:02In here live, we're gonna do some Chicago Dogs.
14:04We're gonna sit down, do a little one-on-one,
14:06maybe hit the simulator.
14:07They're with the guy who loves to eat
14:08and the king of Chicago, what could go wrong?
14:10Let's do it, baby.
14:11Good to see you, man.
14:12How's everything?
14:13You too, man.
14:14Thanks for giving us some time today.
14:15No problem.
14:15Appreciate it.
14:16Come on in.
14:17What up?
14:18Bubba Wallace, driver of the 23 car.
14:20That's right, that's right.
14:21Smells good in here.
14:23What do we got for lunch?
14:24What's up, man?
14:24How's it going?
14:25Good, how are you?
14:26Bubba, nice to meet you.
14:27What's up, man?
14:28Jacob.
14:29Jacob, nice to meet you.
14:29What's up, man?
14:30How's it going?
14:31How are you?
14:32Good to see you.
14:33Jacob.
14:34Chase.
14:34Nice to meet you.
14:35Kyle.
14:36Nice to meet you.
14:37Kyle, nice to meet you guys.
14:38Yeah, thanks for coming.
14:40Legend.
14:40Hey, I'm Bubba.
14:41Nice to meet you, Bubba.
14:42What's your name?
14:43I'm Big.
14:44Big, that's right.
14:45What's up, man?
14:45How are you?
14:48They started at 8 p.m.
14:49and they were here until 4 a.m.
14:51They had to hit two whole runs on this thing.
14:53And it took them however many hours it takes.
14:55But they had air mattresses here,
14:57ready to sleep here if need be.
14:59Right now, they're setting up for a case race.
15:01And they split up into four different teams
15:03and have different costumes.
15:04Oh, okay, a case race.
15:05I was like, what's the case?
15:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:07Catch a case, like, what are we doing?
15:10So yeah, these guys are turning the studio over.
15:12So they just recorded their standard YAC show today.
15:15What's up, Doc?
15:16What's up, man?
15:17Good to see you.
15:18Zah, buh, buh, buh, buh, zah.
15:20Yeah, we met back in New York.
15:21Came on breakfast.
15:22Came on breakfast.
15:23What'd you say, you doing all right?
15:24Good to see you.
15:25Good to see you, man.
15:26This one, this one's a team of three.
15:28I believe there's certain checkpoints
15:29where if you're not at a certain level of peers
15:31after a certain amount of time, you're done.
15:33It's like Fortnite.
15:34The circle gets smaller.
15:35Gotcha, I like that.
15:36So if you're not at a certain number, your team gets food.
15:38Me?
15:39Big T, Bubba Wallace.
15:40What's up, dude?
15:41Both Tennessee guys.
15:42Both Tennessee, sorry, I was going that way.
15:44How's it going?
15:45Good to meet you.
15:46Rough season for us.
15:46First jersey, Jerry.
15:47Yeah, there he is.
15:48How you doing, brother?
15:49Good to see you.
15:50Nice to meet you, big guy.
15:51So Jerry's coming to the Daytona 500
15:52with us this year, his first ever race.
15:54First race ever, yeah.
15:56You got any advice for Jerry for his first race?
15:58Just get fucked up.
15:59Oh, he's a sober guy.
16:00I mean, I mean, I mean.
16:01He's a sober guy.
16:01Oh, you are?
16:02I'm looking forward to the food trucks.
16:03Waiter said there's some good food trucks out there.
16:05You ever seen a fucking smash in my whole life?
16:08All the time.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Any day that ends in Y.
16:12Yeah.
16:12Jerry, nice to meet you, man.
16:13Nice to meet you too, brother.
16:14Were you the single only one?
16:15Yeah.
16:16Oh, hell yeah.
16:17Was that last night?
16:18Last night, yeah.
16:19You sore?
16:19Yeah, definitely.
16:20It goes away in a couple days, though.
16:23Did you just fire up another one?
16:24Yeah.
16:25I was thinking, I'm thinking about, like,
16:26playing more today.
16:28What are we going to do, three shots each,
16:29or do you think it's fair?
16:31Yeah, I think we do three shots each.
16:32Three shots each.
16:33I mean, Jerry's, as much as he's sore,
16:35he's got, he's dialed in after last night's stream.
16:38I know, I'm sore, I can't move.
16:39All right.
16:39That one's going to get you right back in.
16:43He might be sore.
16:45He's sore.
16:52Oh no.
16:55Okay, I'm out.
16:56Let's have Bubba go next.
17:01That's gone.
17:02That's gone.
17:02That's gone.
17:03You take it.
17:05What club did you use?
17:06I used a 50.
17:07You hit a 50, a 160?
17:09Yeah.
17:14All right, one more.
17:19Good.
17:20Keep going.
17:23All right.
17:23Come back.
17:24That's good.
17:25No spin?
17:2626.9.
17:30Oh yeah.
17:3410 yards.
17:40108.
17:41All right.
17:42Last one.
17:43Bubba's still P1.
17:47Oh, here we go.
17:48Here we go.
17:49It's all over it.
17:50Oh my God.
17:51Here we go.
17:54Oh, what was, what was mine?
17:55It's down.
17:57You want to go next?
17:59See if I still got it.
18:01This is how we did it last night.
18:03We had to avoid blisters.
18:05And we don't have any right-handed gloves,
18:06so I got to put it on backwards.
18:10Straighten it out.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13Sore.
18:14Sore.
18:17Jared, I've lost it.
18:18Yeah.
18:19I've lost it.
18:20That works.
18:24I'm out.
18:25Good.
18:26I'm out.
18:27All right.
18:28Spidey.
18:29Spidey, use like a nine.
18:30Spidey's got distance.
18:30He's got distance, Spidey?
18:31Oh yeah.
18:32All right.
18:33P1.
18:36Oh!
18:37Oh, let's go!
18:38Spidey!
18:40That's a great shot!
18:49Well, congrats to Chase Elliott
18:52on winning the closest to the pin here,
18:54presented by Lucy.
18:55I got to get some more swings in.
18:56Figure this out.
18:57He wins everything.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Appreciate it, man.
19:00Hey, thank you guys so much, man.
19:01I appreciate it.
19:02No, thank you.
19:02Brother, nice to meet you.
19:03Nice meeting you.
19:04Yes, sir.
19:05You too.
19:06Nice to meet you.
19:07See you guys in Daytona.
19:07Yeah.
19:08All right?
19:10I do appreciate it, man.
19:11I do.
19:12Yeah, yeah.
19:14Fighter.
19:15Go film them, they're fighting.
19:16I'm tweeting now that you don't work during work hours.
19:18You're crazy.
19:19If 8 a.m. is considered a work hour,
19:21then I work during work hours.
19:23I hope that, oh my God.
19:24Mike, great to meet you.
19:25Mike, good to see you.
19:26Let's get in that stance here, man.
19:27What do you want?
19:27What do you want?
19:28Let's see you get down there, man.
19:29Set!
19:30Look!
19:31I fucking love it.
19:328 a.m. is a work hour.
19:33I work out during a work hour.
19:34But it's fine that you work out during work hours.
19:37Fair!
19:38He tweeted out that he doesn't work out during work hours.
19:41Yeah, if 8 a.m. is a work hour, then yes.
19:44Tate, who gets here at 8 a.m.?
19:46Name one person in content that gets here at 8 a.m.
19:50He sleeps and wakes up at 8 a.m.
19:52I'm waiting for you guys.
19:54No, I don't.
19:55You show twice a week at 8 a.m., is all I'm saying.
19:56Yeah.
19:57Okay, so that's two, three.
19:59You're here early.
20:00I'm here every day early.
20:018 a.m. is work hours for everybody in the world.
20:03No, it's usually nine to five.
20:05That's the standard work hour across the country.
20:08Do you think that?
20:09You're in a central time zone.
20:10It is not nine to five.
20:11I'm in a central time zone, yeah.
20:13It's still nine to five.
20:14Oh my God.
20:15Whatever.
20:16I really don't give a fuck.
20:18I definitely run in the afternoon during work hours.
20:21I'm here at 8.15 or 8.30 most days, so there you go.
20:24What are work hours to you?
20:26Explain to me what work hours are.
20:27Across the country, it's nine to five
20:28is standard work hours.
20:29You're a nine to five company?
20:30No, I get here 7.30, work out till 8.30,
20:34go upstairs, shower, at my desk by nine,
20:36then at 4.35, I'll go work out again.
20:39That's work hours.
20:40It's fine that you work out during work hours,
20:41but don't say you don't.
20:42It's fine you work out during work hours.
20:43I work out during work hours if the work hours
20:46are 7.30 to 8.30.
20:48Sure, you got me.
20:49Caught me right-handed, 4.30 to 5.30, whatever.
20:52Sure, yeah, you got me.
20:538.30 is work hours for everybody in the entire country.
20:55It's nine to five, not here.
20:57Boy, boy.
20:57Four hours here.
20:58That was the wrong thing you said.
20:59Wow.
21:00I mean, dude, I work religiously.
21:02I really don't give a fuck.
21:03This argument is fucking-
21:04Nobody's saying you don't work.
21:05No, it's just fucking, it's so fucking dumb.
21:08Nobody's saying you don't work,
21:09but to say you don't work out during work hours
21:12is crazy.
21:13You work out at like 8.30, you work out at four.
21:15No, my workouts are done by 8.30 in the morning,
21:18and then I'll start my second one 4.30, five o'clock.
21:20Yeah.
21:21That's work hours for everybody in the entire world.
21:23Okay, cool.
21:24It's just, to tweet out,
21:26I never work out during work hours is-
21:29Okay, you got me.
21:30Okay, all right.
21:31Congrats, Brendan Walker.
21:31I'm not trying to get you.
21:32No, no, it's fine.
21:33This is how this company works.
21:35Why are you so angry at the world right now?
21:37It's just, it's ridiculous.
21:39Like, I try to do something good,
21:41and it's just like,
21:42how can we nitpick what he's doing to shit on him?
21:45We're nitpicking what he's doing.
21:47It's like, oh.
21:47I'm not nitpicking, we're working nine to five.
21:50You do any punch cards?
21:51Yeah, have Caj work on some punch cards
21:53so everyone can get here from nine to five.
21:55And I want lunch hours documented too.
21:57Oh, I do nothing all day.
21:59I just can't wait to work out.
22:01Oh, what's up, Fasuli?
22:02You like my Legends jumpsuit
22:04that it's been keeping me warm all winter?
22:05This is the Hawthorne Tech camel color.
22:08Comfy as hell, fresh as heck.
22:10They also have the waffle set
22:12for all the fit birds out there.
22:13They got the Fairfax set as well.
22:14Since I'm really the only one
22:16that's been working on my summer bod,
22:17what time is it, Fasuli?
22:19It's about 1.50.
22:20Oh, perfect.
22:21Time for me to go change and go hit a back pump.
22:23Jumpsuit January might be over,
22:24but it's never too late to get your Legends set.
22:27Head to legends.com, get your set now,
22:29and let's get ready for summer, baby.
22:33Case race seven.
22:36The journey continues to find out
22:38who the best beer drinkers in the world are.
22:40Special guests today,
22:42Nick Mangold making his long-awaited first appearance.
22:45PFT commenter returns.
22:47Hank returns.
22:49Max Delente makes his case race debut.
22:52Plus, we say goodbye to our boy, Willie C.
22:56Enjoy the chaos.
22:58Case race seven.
23:02Getting a pump in, because I assume at some point,
23:07whether my own choice or not, I'll be shirtless.
23:12Hopefully that doesn't result in,
23:13it's not because of I threw up on myself.
23:16I think we had a good team.
23:17Mangold is a wild, Mangold might drink 50 beers by himself.
23:22So, I don't know.
23:23I don't know what to expect.
23:24A lot of new blood.
23:26All right, case race tonight, how we feeling going into it?
23:28Bad.
23:29I'm not going to lie.
23:30Bad.
23:32I'm going to be 40 in a day, or two days.
23:34I don't know when this comes out.
23:36Bad.
23:37My drinking days are behind me.
23:38I'm going to do what I do in every case race.
23:41I'm going to leave it all out on the field.
23:42And by that, I mean, I'm going to probably chug 10 beers
23:45as fast as I possibly can.
23:46And then I'm going to puke my guts out.
23:48And then I'll be hungover for about a week.
23:49Good to see you today.
23:50Thanks for pulling out for this.
23:51What a little playpen you got.
23:52I know, I know.
23:54I'm a little concerned.
23:55I feel like I've been overhyped.
23:57So, I'm going to have to pick up my A game.
24:00Also, I have transitioned a little bit more
24:01on martinis than actual beer.
24:03So, bloating's going to be an issue today.
24:06Danny Conrad's our wild card.
24:07No one knows.
24:08Like, we don't know what you're getting.
24:09I know what we're getting out of KB.
24:10I know kind of what I'm getting out of myself.
24:13Danny's going to be the wild card.
24:14I feel like I'm being highly underestimated.
24:16And the NFL player, Nick Mangold,
24:19being on my team is overshadowing me.
24:22But I'm going for record numbers.
24:24I will beat Mark Titus' record.
24:26Mark it down, 22 beers.
24:28Let's go win a case race.
24:30Between me and you, I had 18 beers on Mook Can't Sleep
24:32last night.
24:34That was the worst decision I could have ever made.
24:36I am struggling right now.
24:38I will be back.
24:39Once I'm sitting down and I have my first beer,
24:42I'll be fine.
24:43But right now, I'm hurting.
24:45I was like, I'm going to go on there
24:46and have a few beers with Mook,
24:48just to kind of lube up a little bit.
24:50And I had 18.
24:52We have a good squad.
24:53I think Hank is taking Kate's place.
24:55So, me, Hank, and PFT, that's a very solid team.
24:58I think we can take them.
25:00Fucking solid, too.
25:01Make sure you get that.
25:02Me, PFT, Dana Beers.
25:04That's the team I think will win.
25:06Yeah, I hope.
25:07Dana Beers is the best backpack you can have.
25:09I'm going to be relying heavily on him.
25:10But could Max put down more than Dana?
25:13I don't think so.
25:15I feel okay.
25:15I just tried on my costume.
25:17It's probably going to be the fattest
25:18I've ever looked in this company.
25:20I'm good with 18.
25:22I'm good with saying 18.
25:24Nothing out of hand.
25:25I'm not going to make a fool of myself.
25:26I think I'm going to have about 40, 50.
25:30Sips.
25:31Yeah, I think we've got a pretty good squad.
25:33Dana, his last name is Beers.
25:36So that should be good.
25:37And then, Hank.
25:41You know, Hank.
25:43It's Hank.
25:47There you go.
25:49Hey, don't.
25:50Yeah.
25:51Hey.
25:52Hey.
25:53Oh, yeah.
25:54Who the fuck is this guy?
25:55Welcome back.
25:57Could this be the last ride in the office?
25:59I'm the ref.
26:01I was curious.
26:02I was like, I know if he walked out.
26:03This is the worst spot.
26:05I will get shit on all night.
26:07And don't, I'm not taking no shit from you, though.
26:09I won't be giving you too much shit.
26:11You might.
26:13Little does he know.
26:15Hi, I'm Brandon Walker.
26:17And this is me before the case race.
26:19And I'm Brandon Walker.
26:21And this is me before the case race.
26:23And I'm Brandon Walker.
26:24And this is me before the case race.
26:27Why are you doing it?
26:28Don't you want to win?
26:29Who are you?
26:29You're Ross.
26:30You guys gotta walk with that hunch.
26:32How could you do that?
26:33You guys gotta get the hunch going.
26:34Yeah, but we gotta walk slow when we get introduced.
26:36I mean, Dan.
26:37A little bit of a limp.
26:38Yeah.
26:39I mean, Dan, what more do you want me to do?
26:42How do you do that?
26:43A little shit on Brandon, Dan.
26:44Yeah.
26:45That's what we're doing.
26:46Oh, I can't have any friends?
26:48Now, why?
26:49Why?
26:50Now, why?
26:51Now, why would you say that?
26:52Why?
26:53Why would you say that?
26:54Why?
26:55Why would you say that?
26:56Why are you hollering?
26:58I just got done driving a hundred miles
27:01with my car full of pork chop bones.
27:03Now, why?
27:04And my 10 rubber duckies.
27:05That's cold fair game.
27:07Why?
27:08Him too.
27:10Dan, what more do you want from me, Dan?
27:11I say hi to you every time you're here.
27:13You're Ross.
27:14We're him.
27:14Cold fair game.
27:16Why?
27:16You put him in surviving?
27:18You all got King Irving Jr. shirts?
27:20Oh, you're talking about my Roosevelt?
27:23Okay, we got shoe suit?
27:25Why?
27:26Blazers?
27:26Get it.
27:27Fuck it.
27:29Don't do that.
27:30Not that.
27:31Pumpkin pie?
27:31Have I ever had pumpkin pie?
27:33I'd love some pussy.
27:34If you can do 11 casually, I feel like.
27:36Yeah, sure.
27:37What's the goal?
27:40The goal is to win.
27:42What that means?
27:43What's your numerical goal?
27:44I don't have a numerical goal.
27:45I have one more.
27:45I like that.
27:46One more than the best.
27:47Yeah.
27:48You know, he's a champion, so.
27:50What's your, what's your costume?
27:52I'm Skeeter Valentine from the Sear Show Dog.
27:55I have to go.
27:55It's body blue.
27:57Teal.
27:57Teal.
27:58Teal.
27:59Teal.
28:00Teal.
28:01Teal.
28:02Skeeter.
28:03Skeeter.
28:03Come on.
28:04This one, full blue.
28:06Oh, man.
28:07That's gonna be such a bitch.
28:09That's the best one.
28:10Get away.
28:11Get away.
28:12Get away.
28:13You're Skeeter?
28:14No one knows who I am.
28:15Skeeter?
28:17Skeeter?
28:20Dude, you look straight out of Bluffington.
28:23No one can tell.
28:24All right, so our strategy for this one
28:26is we're gonna nurse out of the gate
28:27because we're gonna try to be the first team to use Doige.
28:31So we're gonna go slow, actually.
28:32We talked about it.
28:33We'll see if Max can follow instructions
28:36because we were very deliberate
28:38that we wanna be the first Doige team.
28:41So we're gonna go slow, use Doige,
28:43and then just see what happens from there.
28:47Wee.
28:51All right.
28:52Hello, everyone.
28:53Welcome to the Case Race 7.
28:56If we die, we die.
29:03Four Doige's to go now.
29:05Doige goes now.
29:10Doige.
29:11Doige.
29:12Doige.
29:13Doige.
29:13Doige.
29:14Doige.
29:15Doige.
29:17Holy shit.
29:32So fucking good.
29:34The worst part about this is just peeing
29:36because you gotta take it off like a fucking dress.
29:39Oh, my pee is so clear.
29:41Clear.
29:52Go look at that.
29:52Someone just fucking pooped on the seat.
29:54I didn't think I was gonna get drunk this quickly.
29:57You gotta throw up?
29:58No, I'm pissing.
29:58You're pissing?
29:59I'm pissing.
30:00I've still got 10 more beers to make.
30:01Oh, you're a fucking fat...
30:03Oh, I've never heard it before.
30:04Other than Will, Titus,
30:09and you, obviously.
30:11And KB, I'm the best athlete in this room.
30:15You're goddamn right, man.
30:16Cheers to that.
30:24That's a fucking boom.
30:27That's a fucking boom, man.
30:30He got me.
30:31He got me.
30:41Wow.
30:42Come on, dude.
30:44You don't want that fucking shit, dude.
30:47You don't want that?
30:48Come on.
30:50Let's go, man.
30:51Stick.
30:52Stick.
30:53Stick.
30:54Stick, stick.
30:56Let's go.
30:59I love this guy.
31:00I love this guy.
31:05Oh, fuck.
31:07I'll drink up.
31:08I got one more.
31:11What's up, dude?
31:15I'm just peeing.
31:17Yeah, heavy streaming.
31:19Alright, man, I'll see you back in there. He's peeing.
31:21Just peeing.
31:23Just peeing.
31:25I mean, Dorch is a big guy,
31:27but Will Compton's scared of me,
31:29and that's a fact.
31:31Like,
31:33it doesn't matter how many people have
31:35a thing to say,
31:37Will Compton is scared of me.
31:39I'm not that scared,
31:41which is a little bit scary for me that I'm not scared.
31:473, 2, 1, go!
31:55Give me that shit!
32:01Alright, let's get on with it.
32:03I kept going, I knew that
32:05the last two beers,
32:07I already got the acid reflux,
32:09I started to take bigger pauses in between,
32:11and then eventually it was just,
32:13my breath smells like
32:15fucking rotten pasta right now.
32:17I'm disappointed in myself.
32:19Didn't drink as much as I wanted to drink.
32:21It was all over the place, but
32:25there's always next time.
32:27Max crushed me.
32:29Twice.
32:31Oh!
32:33Oh!
32:35You don't want that fucking shit, dude!
32:37That was electric.
32:39Like, you know,
32:41I'm one of those guys that comes off the couch and just fucking
32:43I'll battle whoever,
32:45he crushed me.
32:47I don't know, I had an awesome time tonight.
32:49I fucking love this place.
32:51I'm not going to the fucking
32:53Cell Blue charity event
32:55tomorrow.
32:57I can't.
32:59I can't.
33:01This is what I'm going to look like.
33:03I can't.
33:07I can't.
33:09I have no choice.
33:11I have no choice.
33:13Love you guys.
33:15See you at the World Club one day.
33:17Have a great evening.
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34:07Hey.
34:09Off to pause for a
34:11volunteer shift, playing with some puppies.
34:13Got my cold brew to go.
34:15Yeah, right over there.
34:17So I am blocked.
34:19Number one, you'll notice the
34:21blue boxes over there.
34:23We made treat bags. I feel great.
34:25I don't know why they're going so slow this morning.
34:27I feel wonderful.
34:29In all honesty, I'm shocked that they're here.
34:31I saw something in the group chat last
34:33night that you'll have
34:35to wait for the case race, but it made me vomit
34:37my mouth, so I'm stunned
34:39that they're here.
34:43Dave,
34:45it doesn't hinge.
34:47God damn it.
34:49You gotta loosen it up.
34:51What do you mean loosen it up? It's taped.
34:53Look, now you're ripping it off.
34:57Dave, okay.
34:59Dustin,
35:01I can't believe you tried to blame that on me, too.
35:03I mean, the height was definitely on you.
35:05The height was on you.
35:07Not a big arts and crafts guy, Dave?
35:09Absolutely not.
35:11We got our best guys on it.
35:13Is it even?
35:15Yes.
35:19You stepped on it!
35:23You told me to step on it.
35:25It's not like a scene. Let's work together here.
35:27I don't know about you guys, but I think you guys are excellent.
35:29Look at us over here,
35:31volunteering.
35:33Alright, but act natural.
35:35Us? We're just volunteering
35:37over here. After I had
35:3913 beers last night after a case race.
35:41Some are calling me a hero.
35:43Weird that you brought your camera and got me volunteering.
35:45Hank and Che,
35:47no-shows. Max,
35:49Nick, KB, all heroes.
35:51Volunteered
35:53after a case race.
35:55Hey, Nick, are you volunteering over there?
35:57You see this big smile on my face?
35:59I'm literally just standing here.
36:01I don't know how to do any of this.
36:03Are you filling in on what happened?
36:05Did I have any of Deutsch's milkshake?
36:07Hell yeah.
36:09You gonna get a milkshake?
36:11I'm making you one.
36:17Do your thing, Deutsch!
36:19Mike! Mike!
36:21Mike! Mike!
36:23Alright!
36:27Say another word.
36:29Good job, Max.
36:31We all did terrible.
36:33Actually, all of us did.
36:35Well, all of us here.
36:37It basically was Mike the random guy
36:39and then Dana
36:41tried some and I was like, you know what? I'll try some.
36:43I had some.
36:45KB.
36:47So I did.
36:49I mean, you crumpled Dana twice.
36:51That was sick.
36:53You called out everyone in the whole room.
36:55You were like, you're all pussies.
36:57I'm a better athlete than all of you.
36:59You said you're better than me.
37:01I was like, I'm the best athlete
37:03in this room besides you.
37:05You were like, Noble, Will,
37:07Titus, you basically
37:09were just like, I'm a better athlete
37:11than Nick, PFT.
37:15I feel really bad.
37:17Really bad, but kind of like
37:19loopy enough to feel good.
37:21Sorry.
37:23This generation of kids doesn't know about this kind of work.
37:25So how many folders do you have done?
37:27Zero.
37:29I'm like halfway done.
37:33I shouldn't have come here.
37:35How are you guys doing? Good.
37:37Max ended up one folder down here.
37:39He's just been holding that.
37:41I feel horrific.
37:43Oh.
37:45Horrific.
37:47You had a long night.
37:49Actually,
37:51I had the shortest night.
37:53Were you wearing eye blocks?
37:55We had face paint on.
37:57You had bags on your eyes.
37:59You look like me on a sundress.
38:01The beautiful tuxedo is Felicity.
38:03She's the one who's yelling at us.
38:09I would love to see Clive.
38:11How do you know Clive?
38:13I heard about Clive.
38:15Clive.
38:17I'm the message board.
38:19Oh, okay.
38:21I don't understand what's going on.
38:23Clive was in that room.
38:25There's like an SEC message board.
38:27Where's Clive?
38:29Yeah.
38:31Where's Clive?
38:33Is Clive still in the building?
38:35Yeah.
38:37Oh, Clive!
38:39Oh, look at Clive.
38:41Why do you know
38:43so much about this cat?
38:45Clive.
38:47Clive.
38:49Oh, Clive.
38:51Stop saying it like that.
38:53Is Clive here?
38:55Clive.
38:57Clive.
38:59I just heard about
39:01its reputation.
39:03That's all I'll say.
39:05Clive.
39:07This is
39:09Kennedy City, world-renowned.
39:35We're just going to move.
39:37The Clive Whisperer.
39:39Aww.
39:41Meow.
39:43Yeah.
39:45He made a new friend.
39:47That was easy.
39:49Just giving so
39:51and accepting of pets.
39:53That's the trademark of a good cat.
39:55Clive's not even near you.
39:57Clive.
39:59Clive.
40:01Yeah.
40:03He showed up this morning.