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00:00This is it, we're meeting Hulk Hogan tonight.
00:03Hulk Hogan, legend.
00:04Very nervous.
00:05Monday morning, we're gonna break a record.
00:06We're gonna break a record before noon.
00:08Let's go!
00:09Let's go!
00:10Oh!
00:11Oh!
00:12Oh!
00:13One time!
00:13Oh!
00:14Oh!
00:15I wear black because I'm fat, so.
00:17You're not fat.
00:18Okay, here we go!
00:22All right, I don't even know how this started,
00:26but we were looking at a list of world records last night,
00:29and I was surprised because the world record
00:32for most consecutive half-court shots made is nine.
00:35And I said we could 100% do that.
00:37Big happy, I was like, absolutely no, you can't.
00:39There's no shot.
00:39And I said, you know what?
00:40Let's do it tomorrow.
00:41So today, what we did, Mountain Dew,
00:43we got off our ass Monday morning.
00:45We're gonna break a record.
00:46I love Baja Blast.
00:48I love the regular.
00:49I love Code Red.
00:50I love all the flavors of Mountain Dew.
00:52Long day Sunday, wake up Monday,
00:54drink a Mountain Dew, get off your ass,
00:56come to the office, get some activities going,
00:58get the blood flowing, play some basketball.
01:00Makes you feel like you're active.
01:02Some are still going.
01:03You're on the mountain, wherever you want to be.
01:08Mountain's calling, you should answer.
01:10Go to wherever you can find a Mountain Dew,
01:12buy one, and do the Dew.
01:15I'm worried about moving to a different spot.
01:17What?
01:18I'm kind of nice.
01:19I think J is gonna be bad.
01:20I think it should have four.
01:22It's not real nice.
01:23I think we'll get four.
01:24Between us, the odds of us getting nine are 0.0%.
01:29J goes to insanity.
01:32Make two, and we'll world record it.
01:3415 seconds.
01:35Three, two.
01:38All right, welcome back.
01:39Monday morning in Barstow, Chicago, World HQ.
01:44Last night we were, why is that funny?
01:47Keep going.
01:50Four.
01:51I hope they get it, but I think four is the max they're getting.
01:53Change things if you're a part of this.
01:55Yeah, we get nine.
01:5945 minutes.
02:00If by noon we don't do it, we're gonna have to do it again.
02:04I love working on bars.
02:05One.
02:06One more.
02:07One.
02:07One.
02:08One.
02:09One.
02:10One.
02:11One.
02:12One.
02:12One.
02:13One.
02:14One.
02:15One.
02:16One.
02:17One.
02:17One.
02:18One.
02:19One.
02:20One.
02:21One.
02:22One.
02:23Let's go, then.
02:30Let's go!
02:37Jay is such a problem.
02:42There we go.
02:47Right on it.
02:47Right on it.
02:52I would say, yeah, I'd say 14 months, over-under.
03:03On the board.
03:04Get it.
03:05Let's go!
03:06Who holds this record?
03:07A woman.
03:08Wow.
03:09Single woman.
03:10Nice.
03:11Here's one.
03:12Exposed!
03:13Let's go!
03:14No.
03:15No.
03:16No.
03:17No.
03:18No.
03:19No.
03:20No.
03:21No.
03:22No.
03:23No.
03:24No.
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03:31No.
03:32No.
03:33No.
03:34No.
03:35No.
03:36No.
03:37No.
03:39No.
03:40Okay.
03:41No.
03:42No.
03:43No.
03:44No.
03:45No.
03:46No.
03:47No.
03:48Tred, I brain sheathe.
03:49That's all it is.
03:50No.
03:51Let me out!
03:52No.
03:53No.
03:54No.
03:55Okay.
03:56Turn it off.
03:58All right, let's tune it up, Trey.
04:00Tune it up.
04:01Tune this up.
04:02And flap.
04:03Oh!
04:04Put the pressure on me, Trey.
04:06You know I like it.
04:07There you go.
04:08Okay.
04:09Okay.
04:10Okay.
04:11Hey, I just said we could shoot on this if we want to switch the box.
04:12Switch the box.
04:13This is the side.
04:14Yeah.
04:15Side.
04:16Yeah.
04:17In your bed.
04:18In your bed.
04:19In your bed.
04:20There we go.
04:21Yes.
04:22Long live the king.
04:43All right.
04:48Turns out breaking a world record's a little bit harder than we thought, and we will be
04:52back.
04:53Let's get three.
04:54It's hard, man.
04:55I know it's hard, but that's realistic.
04:59Dude.
05:00Better shooting like that.
05:03It's funny, right?
05:05It's funny, right?
05:18Try and make Mintzy recreate.
05:20Yeah, we should make Mintzy do the move.
05:22Mintzy, can you go like this?
05:24Can you go like this?
05:26Give me head, top.
05:28Scoop and then body roll.
05:30Yeah!
05:32Like this way, like bowling almost.
05:35And then you pick it up into a muscle.
05:37Yeah.
05:39Give me head, top.
05:41Top.
05:43Just like that.
05:49Here's the video.
05:51Maybe you can try to follow along too.
05:53Watch this.
05:59So much knees.
06:01Cheetah, huh?
06:03Cheetah brought some new ties.
06:07How's it fit though, right?
06:09Well, yeah, I don't think it looks good.
06:11I'm supposed to look bad.
06:13That's my thing.
06:15I'm supposed to look bad.
06:19Good morning, everyone.
06:21I'm not late, am I?
06:23And you gotta follow us on Twitter, by the way.
06:25I didn't even know you had a Twitter.
06:27I'm not on Twitter.
06:29Let's fucking go!
06:31Listen, we're meeting Hulk Hogan tonight.
06:33I've been clean for 11 weeks.
06:35I'm going to...
06:37I'm going to drink 10 beers.
06:39If there's not a ladder there,
06:41I'm getting on a fucking chair.
06:43I'm chest bumping that fucking motherfucker.
06:45And then I'm coming in for the
06:47Macho Man Randy Savage fucking handshake, motherfucker.
06:49Can't wait.
06:51Good morning, everyone.
06:53Good morning, crew.
06:55Are you going?
06:57Will you have work tonight?
06:59It's Hulk Hogan.
07:01How do you know Hulk Hogan?
07:03I mean, when the P. Diddy tape comes out
07:05and I'm fucking oiling,
07:07people are on my...
07:09You'll know what the fuck, how do I know?
07:11He's doing like seven appearances today and tomorrow
07:13at their restaurants.
07:15So they got us a table at 20 and they said,
07:17invite all your Barstool friends.
07:19He's coming here tomorrow.
07:21Oh, okay, gotcha.
07:23Alright, so that's cool.
07:25I'll tell him, you know, what to do
07:27and who to smack
07:29and who to fucking joke out.
07:31The show is great.
07:33I mean, my pics suck dick, but the show is fucking great.
07:35Now, are you inside or are you working?
07:377.30 and then we hug it out with Hulk Hogan.
07:39Where?
07:41I'll get on your shoulders and we'll tackle Hulk Hogan.
07:43We will fucking bring him down.
07:45What did this guy say?
07:47Who?
07:49Dan.
07:51I'm so sorry.
07:53He said, no, I can't.
07:55So are you in tonight or are you not?
07:57I'll change the seats.
07:59I didn't leave here till 3 last night.
08:01I might go home after this.
08:03Oh, okay.
08:05I'm up at 3.
08:07Oh, that tower's something.
08:09Chat, where's that tower?
08:11Is that the St. Louis Arch?
08:13That could be the St. Louis Arch,
08:15Chat.
08:17Expect some energy.
08:19I left here
08:21at 3.
08:23I didn't get home till like 3.40.
08:25Fell asleep at 4.30.
08:27Woke up at 6.30.
08:29Left the house at 7.30.
08:31Why'd you wake up so early?
08:33I got a kid.
08:35What you talking about? Show a little respect.
08:37Sorry, sorry, sorry.
08:41Look how sharp you are.
08:43Are those mine?
08:45Look how sharp you are.
08:473, 2, 1.
08:49Barstool.
08:51Barstool Sports Advise
08:53has already lost a ring.
08:55We are back at 3
08:57for the NFL.
09:03We're all wearing black shirts.
09:05We look good.
09:07Just to break it up.
09:09Jerry too.
09:11All of us.
09:13I wear black because I'm fat.
09:15You're not fat.
09:17You do.
09:19If I wore a white shirt, I'd look so fat.
09:21I don't think that you're fat.
09:23I'm slowly
09:25getting better.
09:27I want to eat i-time snacks.
09:29i-time snacks are good too.
09:31There we go.
09:33You want a...
09:35You're such a wrestler.
09:37You want a shirt?
09:39No.
09:41This is a Penn State...
09:43This is a guy who comes up to you with khakis
09:45after the game, he's like, great game.
09:47How do y'all deal with this?
09:49Great game, kid. Way to tap.
09:51Do you want to save it for the show?
09:53I got a question for you about college football related.
09:55Sure. We can save it for the show.
09:57He's a Cornhusker.
09:59Did you go to a game?
10:01No, no, no. I went to their camp.
10:03So you saw the facilities.
10:05They're insane, right?
10:07It's crazy. If you can't get strong up there, then I don't know what to do.
10:09Oh, they did steroids for like...
10:11All their national
10:13championships, steroids, steroids, steroids.
10:15Yeah.
10:17I got up at 6am and lifted today.
10:19That's what I'm talking about.
10:21I do a mental alarm.
10:23So I set an alarm for 6.50.
10:25And you don't even use it.
10:27But I have a mental alarm for 6 o'clock so I don't wake up my wife.
10:29And I've been setting my mental alarm for a month.
10:31And today was the first day I actually
10:33got up and did it.
10:35So the mental alarm's not really...
10:37So it just started.
10:39Why would you even say that out loud?
10:41First off, and then I hit the mental snooze.
10:43What'd you do? You hit lower body?
10:45Little squats. Yeah, a little walk on the treadmill to warm up.
10:47I can't even take you serious, man.
10:49I thought you were going to say something real, like, thought-provoking.
10:51Yes, I can.
10:53The mental alarm? That's terrible.
10:55You can't do mental alarm.
10:57A whole month and you just use it today?
10:59It takes a while to get the mental alarm dialed in.
11:01I got it dialed in perfectly.
11:03The real test happens again tomorrow.
11:05It's hard to wake up.
11:07The real test is when it gets cold outside.
11:09So you are warm under the blanket.
11:11Welcome to the Pro Football Football Show.
11:13We have a very special guest today.
11:15Spice Adams. Hello.
11:17Welcome to the set.
11:19The vibes are very high on set.
11:21I will say there's been a lot of back and forth.
11:23Dan, you had to change because you guys were all in the same...
11:25We were all wearing black and I was like,
11:27this is going to look ridiculous if all four of us are wearing black.
11:29I think we all did it to try to look slim.
11:31So I took one for the team. I'm team guy.
11:33And you don't look ridiculous at all.
11:35I look great. Yeah, the collar does look a little ridiculous.
11:37That's alright. So these two guys
11:39have a lot in common. They both
11:41nine years in the NFL.
11:49Oh, man.
11:51Jimmy Kimmel. I message him every year
11:53on January 2nd.
11:55I call him a predator and a pedo.
11:57On the 2nd? On January 2nd every year.
12:03Why the 2nd?
12:05I don't know. It's been a thing in the last three years.
12:13How we doing?
12:15Morning. Morning.
12:17What's going on?
12:19You should give him a statement
12:21on...
12:23You know what happened.
12:25I have no idea what happened.
12:27I mean, you have
12:29to address it.
12:31I have no idea what happened.
12:34What are you talking about?
12:39Hulk Hogan's coming to the office.
12:41Hulk Hogan. Legend. Very nervous.
12:43I've never met somebody that was that
12:45important to me when I was a young kid.
12:47He's had some things.
12:49But, hey, hey. So it's Dave Portnoy
12:51and I work for him.
12:53Anyway, Hogan's coming in
12:55and we're going to see him and we're going to give him a tour
12:57and everything's going to be great.
13:03Yeah, wear it out.
13:07How's it going, man?
13:09He's Brandon Walker.
13:13They grow big around here.
13:15Look at this. Holy smokes, man.
13:19Alright, you want to go in?
13:21Let's get the men's room real quick.
13:23Okay, where's the men's room?
13:25Straight through there.
13:27No, straight through here.
13:29How nervous are you, Brandon?
13:31You fine?
13:33Yeah.
13:35Everything's good?
13:39What's up, guys?
13:41How you doing, brother?
13:43Yeah, there you go. Steven Shea and Mincy.
13:45The welcoming committee. Can you believe that?
13:47Wow.
13:49Ducks fan.
13:51We have a full
13:53basketball court and a gym
13:55right there.
13:57Come on in.
13:59You can find a spot.
14:01Fall asleep here.
14:03We should sponsor your show now with the beer.
14:05You're damn right you should.
14:09No shit, yeah.
14:11Can I get those Devon case trust people
14:13to call me on this craziness?
14:17It's the first time that's ever happened.
14:19What's that?
14:21Somebody had to give their phone line case trump calls
14:23on my interviews.
14:25That's an in-house coffee. We sell that coffee too.
14:27Still a little coffee, yeah.
14:29I don't drink coffee, but
14:31everybody says it's good.
14:33It's for sure.
14:35Can you plug it?
14:37I'll get a real American Air tattoo on my chest right now.
14:39Okay, here we go.
14:43We didn't bring any beers in here.
14:45Did you not bring a tattoo artist?
14:47Any of y'all need coffee before we get started?
14:49Okay, we'll go do that.
14:51I just want to make sure everybody's happy.
14:53I've already committed to a tattoo.
14:55Okay, here we go.
14:57It's wrestling.
14:59Should I try to beat his ass?
15:01Should I just try to beat the fuck out of Hulk Hogan?
15:03Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
15:05Fantastic.
15:07Very cool.
15:09I could hit that restroom really bad.
15:11Too much coffee in me.
15:15This is my walking stick.
15:17Alright, let's take a picture real quick.
15:19Hey.
15:21Excuse me.
15:23Thank you, sir.
15:25Thank you, man. I appreciate that.
15:27No, no, we're good.
15:29This is fun. Thank you.
15:43Come on.
15:45This is never coming out.
15:49I need like five more quarters.
16:03Holy fuck.
16:09I could have bought like five.
16:31$30 loose.