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00:00Let's compete for the right amount of erotic content, Netagirish Night!
00:06Netagirish Night!
00:10A competition where talented comedians compete for the right amount of erotic content.
00:15Last time, the president of Japan won!
00:20This time, the four teams that have been selected for this competition are...
00:26Nice to meet you!
00:28Congratulations!
00:30Your beard is so cool!
00:32It's like a jelly!
00:34It's spreading!
00:36He's the husband of Rie Miyazawa.
00:38He looks like him!
00:40He has a nice face!
00:42But it's hard to eat him!
00:49Here are the three judges.
00:52First, we have the King of Contest finalist, Soitsu Dice!
00:59He's a technician you can't teach.
01:02Who is he?
01:04Soitsu Dice!
01:14He was raised by a wolf.
01:18When he was 3 years old, he went missing in the jungle.
01:2115 years later, he was found by an investigation team and was taken care of.
01:25If this report is true, he was raised by a wolf for 15 years.
01:32Do you understand the words?
01:36He doesn't understand human language.
01:41What does he eat?
01:43Raw meat.
01:46He eats wolf's food.
01:59What does he do?
02:01He's a generator.
02:03The wolf is a generator.
02:16Wait a minute.
02:18Is he really raised by a wolf?
02:23He's a generator.
02:27Animals only have a back.
02:30He's a generator.
02:33If that was a back,
02:36this is a generator.
02:40What are you talking about?
02:42I'm talking about biology.
02:45Animals only have a back so that they can run away whenever an enemy comes.
02:53Is he really raised by a wolf?
02:57He's a generator.
03:00Is he really a wolf?
03:04Look at his boobs!
03:07Look at the position of his boobs!
03:13Is he really raised by a wolf?
03:16Is he really raised by a wolf?
03:20Even humans don't do that.
03:23I've only seen that in movies.
03:33Hey, you!
03:35Hey, you!
03:40You're weak compared to a woman who eats raw meat.
03:47That was great.
03:49I like his jokes,
03:51but I think he's really vulgar.
03:54He's a generator.
03:56Why?
03:57He's like a generator.
03:59I've seen him a lot.
04:01He's got a lot of moves.
04:03I don't like his moves.
04:06Show us your moves.
04:08He's got a lot of moves.
04:10He's got a lot of moves.
04:12I think men are vulgar, too.
04:14What about women?
04:16I'm too vulgar that I can't think of the content.
04:21I could only see that teacher.
04:24I didn't see my technique.
04:28Next up is Pumpkin Potato Fries,
04:31which will be disbanded at the end of March.
04:34They're serious about their jokes,
04:37so let's take a look at their erotic manzai.
04:40Pumpkin Potato Fries.
04:45Hello.
04:46Hello.
04:47Hello.
04:48Hello.
04:49Hello.
04:50Hello.
04:51Hello.
04:52Hello.
04:53Hello.
04:54Hello.
04:55Hello.
04:56Hello.
04:57Hello.
04:58I'm sorry about this.
05:00Did you do something wrong?
05:02I did!
05:03I did!
05:04What?
05:05I didn't do anything wrong.
05:06What?
05:07I didn't do anything wrong.
05:08What?
05:09I didn't do anything wrong.
05:10No, you didn't.
05:11It's not that.
05:13I don't have other things.
05:14He's embarrassing.
05:16It's not that.
05:17You're wrong.
05:18I was drinking at a bar the other day.
05:23You're wrong.
05:25The entrance is similar, so it's different.
05:27It's different.
05:28At that time, I was thinking of doing it with a trampoline.
05:30Trampoline is good.
05:31I was taking off my shoes.
05:32Taking off your shoes is cute.
05:33At that time, I had my shoes on.
05:34You had your shoes on.
05:35I lifted my shoes up.
05:38Ah, it's the end.
05:39I lowered my shoes and let my partner take off my shoes.
05:43Ah, I see.
05:44What is that?
05:45Put it on, deceive, put it on, take it off, put it on.
05:50That's right.
05:51You shouldn't use it too much.
05:52What?
05:53It's a big loss.
05:54Ah, I see.
05:55That's how you say it.
05:56After that, while turning the camera, the girl...
05:58Ah!
05:59Trampoline!
06:00It was a trampoline.
06:01I couldn't move.
06:02I don't need a reenactment.
06:03I don't need a reenactment.
06:04Trampoline.
06:05What are you doing?
06:06I need myself.
06:07I don't need to improve my skills.
06:08I'll see you later.
06:09I don't need a reenactment.
06:10Ah, it's normal.
06:11Yes?
06:12It's getting a little better.
06:13When you're about to go, just say you're about to go.
06:14Hey.
06:15Hey.
06:16Hey.
06:17Hey.
06:18Hey.
06:19Hey.
06:20Hey.
06:21Hey.
06:22Hey.
06:23Hey.
06:24Get out.
06:25I don't need a reenactment.
06:26What's next?
06:27Get out.
06:28I'll see you later.
06:29πε onto competenceі.
06:30It's all right.
06:31I'll see you later.
06:32What's all this?
06:33What's next?
06:34What's this?
06:35It's prepared...
06:36It's prepared...
06:37It's made for you.
06:38Those words.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Those words.
06:41That's cute.
06:42That's cute.
06:43It's like Kentah Ulos is哦 Douglas Frost, and I'm in darkest stuff.
06:44Start the third act.
06:45Start the third act.
06:46Finish it off.
06:47Yeah.
06:48Finish it off.
06:49That's good.
06:50I don't need to remind you.
06:51I don't need to remind you.
06:52The worst room tour in history has begun.
06:54You don't need it.
06:55You really don't need a reenactment.
06:57You really don't need it.
06:59Men will pull it off.
07:01It's just gross.
07:02You really don't need it.
07:05Arashita!
07:06Arashita!
07:07What's with you?
07:08At the end, you said Arashita!
07:11Show it to me for sure.
07:13It's really funny.
07:14I'm just kidding.
07:15That's right.
07:16Good job.
07:18That was great.
07:19That was great.
07:21It was perfect.
07:23It was perfect.
07:25It was perfect.
07:26She laughed a lot.
07:28She laughed a lot.
07:29Mori-san laughed a lot.
07:31Why did you laugh?
07:32It was the best.
07:33It was the best.
07:34From the beginning,
07:36it was pop.
07:38I wanted it to be pop.
07:40I wanted it to be pop.
07:41When I first made it,
07:42I was afraid of this.
07:44I was afraid of this.
07:47That's right.
07:48I was afraid of this.
07:50I'm doing it without a belt.
07:53It doesn't matter.
07:54It doesn't matter.
07:55I'm doing it without a belt.
07:57Next is the King of Conte 2023 semi-final.
08:00Kageyama, who has both conte and manzai.
08:06The men who became the best in King of Conte.
08:09Abnormal manzai appearance.
08:11I get excited when I see it.
08:13Kageyama!
08:17Hello!
08:20I'm Kageyama.
08:21Nice to meet you.
08:22Nice to meet you.
08:25A high school boy who lives in my neighborhood
08:29said he would come to Tokyo.
08:31I see.
08:32He said he wanted to go to Akihabara.
08:35Akihabara is good.
08:36I don't know much about Akihabara.
08:38I was wondering what to do.
08:40I know a lot about Akihabara.
08:42Really?
08:43Akihabara is a corn cafe.
08:45It's a concept cafe.
08:46You can enter the setting.
08:50That sounds fun.
08:51It sounds fun, right?
08:52I'm a staff member of this cafe.
08:54Come in as a guest.
08:56I'm happy.
09:01Welcome back.
09:06Welcome back, master.
09:09Hello.
09:10I get excited when I see you, master.
09:14I'm going to play with you today.
09:21You are too erotic!
09:26You are too erotic!
09:33I'm just a staff member of this cafe.
09:35You are too attractive for a high school boy.
09:39High school boys who live in the countryside are the most erotic.
09:42That's right.
09:43They drink their own spirit.
09:46That's not true.
09:47I'm serious.
09:48You are asking too many questions.
09:50That's not true.
09:52I'm just a staff member of this cafe.
09:53You are too attractive for a high school boy.
09:55Can you do another concept?
09:57There are many concepts.
09:58Do it properly.
09:59I'm doing it.
10:00It's a different concept.
10:01Shut up!
10:06Who are you?
10:09Shut up!
10:11Who are you?
10:12You are cute.
10:13I'm Masuda.
10:14Shut up!
10:17You are Masuda.
10:18I'm Kunoichi's Kurenai.
10:22Kunoichi.
10:23Shut up!
10:24Masuda.
10:25I'm going to study with Kunoichi.
10:30First, I'm going to learn how to use a water gun.
10:35You are too erotic!
10:39You are just a staff member!
10:43I'm running a concept cafe.
10:45You are just a staff member.
10:46What is the name of the cafe?
10:48Kunoichi school of eroticism.
10:50You are Imekura!
10:52Don't be erotic.
10:54You are too attractive.
10:55Don't be erotic.
10:56Don't be erotic.
10:57I understand.
10:58Do it properly.
10:59I'm doing it.
11:00Don't be erotic.
11:01Shut up!
11:04Welcome back.
11:07What would you like to have?
11:09One iced coffee, please.
11:10Yes, sir.
11:12Here is your iced coffee.
11:15What is the concept of this cafe?
11:18Don't speak.
11:20Don't make a sound.
11:25See?
11:26See?
11:27Don't do it.
11:28Don't do it.
11:29Don't do it.
11:33You are a bad boy.
11:36Here is your iced coffee.
11:46Do you want to pee?
11:47You are a bad boy!
11:50You are a bad boy!
11:52You are a bad boy.
11:53You are a bad boy.
11:54You are a bad boy.
11:55Don't be erotic!
11:57Don't be erotic.
11:58Don't be erotic.
11:59Don't be erotic.
12:00Don't be erotic.
12:01Don't be erotic.
12:02I'll do the concept cafe of the real thing.
12:04I'll go there!
12:05OK.
12:11He is very quick-witted.
12:14He didn't do it too bad.
12:17But, he's still winning.
12:19He's not erotic.
12:21He's erotic, but he's still winning.
12:24How was Mori?
12:25He did a great job.
12:29But, he sometimes looks cute.
12:31I can see it clearly.
12:32Kanoichi is pretty cute.
12:34I want to see more of him.
12:37I'm happy.
12:44How was it, Susami-san?
12:45It ended in a bad way.
12:47It ended in a bad way?
12:49It wasn't erotic?
12:50I did something.
12:53It wasn't erotic?
12:55It was cute.
12:57It was cute.
12:59It was cute?
13:01The master was cute too.
13:03Really?
13:04What was it?
13:05Ninja art.
13:07It was cute.
13:11It was cute.
13:17The last is Shizuiru, the second time to appear in MetaGirish in 21 years.
13:23This is a story of the past.
13:26Tonight, Shizuiru will release adult jokes.
13:53Can I have one?
13:59Here you are.
14:09I wonder when the cast started to be chased by the balcony.
14:16Even though they pay a lot of taxes.
14:24Shizuiru, the second time to appear in MetaGirish in 21 years.
14:30This is the first time to be chased by the balcony.
14:34Yes.
14:37I was surprised.
14:40I see.
14:46How did you get chased by the balcony?
14:49President Inoue brought me here.
14:53President Inoue?
14:55Yes.
14:56Oh, I'm sorry.
14:57I try not to ask your name in front of the balcony.
15:02Who are you?
15:03I'm changing the battery now.
15:09Are you Mamena Chinchin?
15:12Mamena Chinchin?
15:15You don't need a name in front of the balcony.
15:18All of you will be just regular people.
15:22Kind Chinchin.
15:25Stubborn Chinchin.
15:28Decisive Manman.
15:31Theoretical Chinchin.
15:34Lonely Manman.
15:38All of you will follow your desire.
15:44From your point of view, what kind of Chinchin am I?
15:53You were just a normal person.
15:58What?
16:00I saw your petting and pistol movement.
16:05You only cared about the eyes around you.
16:10You only cared about making your opponent feel good.
16:15You are far from being a Chinchin.
16:20Put this on your head.
16:23This?
16:24Slowly.
16:29What is this?
16:33You are just a normal person.
16:35What?
16:39You haven't changed at all.
16:49Chinchin's words?
17:00Run away.
17:01What do you mean?
17:04You will become a person like me.
17:07I will destroy you.
17:10You are exaggerating.
17:11Don't underestimate me.
17:14I used to be stubborn.
17:17I was confused.
17:19I didn't know what to do.
17:21Finally, I realized that I was a Chinchin.
17:25Do you have the courage to be a Chinchin?
17:29Get out.
17:33Yes.
17:36Please tell me your name.
17:41I forgot my name because I was too stubborn.
17:45You forgot your name?
17:48You will be eaten by a Chinchin.
17:49Run away.
17:50Yes.
17:56Who am I?
18:04That was amazing.
18:08That was amazing.
18:10That was amazing.
18:13I think that was a standing ovation.
18:17It was like watching Netflix.
18:20That was amazing.
18:21It was very interesting.
18:22What do you think?
18:23Are you a Shindeta?
18:24Yes, I am.
18:25Kazuma wrote this for today.
18:28You are a genius.
18:30I'm glad.
18:31After the rehearsal, he asked me if I could change my line.
18:37I changed my line.
18:38But I didn't hear it.
18:40It came out suddenly.
18:42I think you liked it.
18:46You should have added it.
18:48You are a genius.
18:52It's amazing that you were able to add it in the middle of the show.
18:55I said it suddenly, so I was confused.
18:57That's amazing.
18:59You did the same thing as JIMENSHI.
19:02You did it suddenly.
19:03You did it like 3, 2, 1.
19:05You did the same thing as JIMENSHI.
19:07I did that expression.
19:09What do you think of the stage?
19:11How was it?
19:12It was very interesting.
19:15It looked like a balcony, not a stage.
19:19I could see the night view of Tokyo.
19:21It was definitely a port.
19:23It was like a local village.
19:25You must have done a great job.
19:28That's right.
19:30You did it in a hurry.
19:32I had to go through the potholes.
19:36The entrance was the same.
19:39You were watching yourself in the past.
19:41I wanted to help you.
19:43But you didn't let me go at that time.
19:46I tried to stop the chain of negative things.
19:49I'm sorry.
19:51I'm sorry.
19:53It's a very interesting story.
19:55I want to see it in TOYO-ETSU.
19:57I want to see it in TOYO-ETSU.
19:59You can go to TOYO-ETSU and AYAROGO.
20:02We can't go anywhere.
20:05You're wrong.
20:07Next time, SAYAKA and NIIYAMA will participate.
20:11Don't be a tiger.
20:13I don't intend to be a tiger.
20:15NIIYAMA is attacked by a storm of fighting.
20:19And there is a serious conflict between BANZAI and KONTO.
20:24You're the one who made the border.
20:45God Town's latest DVD.
20:48MAJIUTA Championship 2022-2023.
20:51Hibuko vs. Kappa vs. Mawaru Gita.
20:55One kind of special fighting game is on sale.
20:58Details are on the program homepage.
21:03Pumpkin Potato Fight.
21:05Pumpkin Potato Fight.
21:08It's amazing.
21:10It's the first time I've seen such a thing.
21:13It's like Shizuru.
21:15It's like Shizuru.
21:17T-BAR U-NEXT.