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00:00Now, the first TV shoot has begun.
00:03I've heard that we're shooting outside today.
00:06What are we going to do?
00:10He's not coming.
00:12He always comes at this timing.
00:17I'll call him.
00:19You're going to call him?
00:21There he is.
00:23Like this.
00:24Let's go.
00:26Hey!
00:27Hey!
00:30What is this dressing room?
00:33Wait a minute.
00:35Do you live here?
00:38No, because it's cold.
00:40It's not because it's cold.
00:42Let's go to the location.
00:43It's cold because it's winter.
00:45I've never seen a kotatsu where 10 people can fit in.
00:51It may be selfish, but it's cold, so let's put a kotatsu in the dressing room.
00:56If a kotatsu comes in, it won't come out.
00:59No, it won't come out.
01:01This is a long kotatsu.
01:05It's a kotatsu for the family of Tanaka Kakuei.
01:11It's a kotatsu for everyone.
01:13I don't know.
01:14You know.
01:15Let's go.
01:17I can't do it today.
01:20The staff is ready.
01:21It won't come out.
01:22What?
01:23It won't come out.
01:24What?
01:25It won't come out.
01:26Come out!
01:27It won't come out.
01:28It won't come out of the kotatsu.
01:32Will he be able to shoot with the kotatsu in the dressing room?
01:41TV Chidori
01:44I can't do it.
01:46What can't you do?
01:48Today's shooting.
01:49I'm going to use a tie-up car.
01:52Were you going to use a tie-up car?
01:54I was going to use a tie-up car.
01:56I'm worried about that.
01:58But I can't think of anything today.
02:00You haven't been able to use a tie-up car.
02:03I haven't heard the word tie-up car since then.
02:07I want to change it to a dust car.
02:10A dust car?
02:11I want to draw Chinchin's picture on a dust car.
02:14Why do you do that?
02:16Poor Chinchin.
02:18I did it a long time ago.
02:19I drew Chinchin's picture on a dust car with my finger.
02:21Let's go see it.
02:22It looks fun.
02:23I don't have permission to use a tie-up car.
02:25I can't use a tie-up car.
02:27You don't have to have permission to use a tie-up car.
02:28You can use my car.
02:29I can't use a tie-up car.
02:31Sit down.
02:32Why can't I sit down?
02:34You haven't been able to use a tie-up car since you started Kotatsu.
02:39What was that?
02:42What was that?
02:45You're a psychic.
02:47If you don't like it, the earth will be dark.
02:52What do you want me to do?
02:56I'll do anything.
02:57If you can't do it, I'll go to a dust car.
03:00I can't do it.
03:04Draw an erotic picture.
03:06What?
03:08Draw an erotic picture that you think is erotic.
03:11What kind of person are you?
03:14I'm not good at drawing.
03:16You're better than me.
03:19Do you have an angle that you think is erotic?
03:23You haven't drawn an erotic picture for a while, have you?
03:26I don't draw erotic pictures.
03:28You should draw an erotic picture.
03:30If it goes well, I'm going to hold a competition on TV.
03:34Do you draw an erotic picture?
03:37Call me Udai.
03:39Udai's erotic picture is scary.
03:41I'll draw a squid.
03:45If you think it's erotic, it's okay.
03:48It's not erotic.
03:55Don't laugh at your erotic picture.
03:57No, no, no. It's amazing.
04:00Show me in front of the camera.
04:03I don't know anything about erotic pictures.
04:09What is it?
04:11What is it?
04:14Why are you laughing at my erotic picture?
04:17No, no, no. It's amazing.
04:26It's very erotic.
04:29The point is the hand.
04:31The hand is like this.
04:35It's bold.
04:38One is the front boobs.
04:41That's the point.
04:43One is the side boobs.
04:45Both are good.
04:47It's amazing.
04:50Let's go.
04:52No, no, no.
04:54No one will watch this.
04:57It's hard.
05:00What is this?
05:02Do you want to draw an orange?
05:04What?
05:05How many oranges do you want to draw?
05:09Nobu's challenge.
05:11What do you want to draw?
05:14There will be a TV New Year's party.
05:17This year.
05:19What do you want to draw?
05:22It's big.
05:24It's about 200,000.
05:28I don't think so.
05:30It's about that.
05:31How about a flash?
05:33That's right.
05:35How about a flash and a squid?
05:40What?
05:42It's a useless game.
05:46I want to draw more and more.
05:48If I draw more and more, it will be bigger.
05:53The longer one is a high school.
05:55Which one do you want to draw?
05:58I don't care.
06:01I want to draw a rice cracker.
06:03What?
06:05Is this the first round?
06:07This is the first round.
06:08This is the second round.
06:09This is the third round.
06:11This is the TV New Year's party.
06:13It's expensive if you don't draw it.
06:16It's the first round.
06:17It's broken.
06:18I see.
06:20One, two, three.
06:23Yes!
06:25This is good.
06:27This is good.
06:31This is good.
06:32This is good.
06:37I'm not frustrated at all.
06:40What are you going to do next?
06:44I can choose one.
06:46I'll look at it.
06:47But if I touch one, I can only eat it.
06:50I see.
06:51Eat the rice cracker.
06:52Why?
06:53I'll eat the rice cracker later.
06:55I'm curious about this.
06:57This is not good.
06:58Put some tea in it.
07:00It's troublesome.
07:03I want to put some tea in it.
07:08I want to eat the rice cracker.
07:10Put some tea in it.
07:12Well...
07:18It's been a long time.
07:21Your tea was thin.
07:23Don't say that.
07:24My mother's tea was thin.
07:27You have many family members.
07:29No, I don't.
07:31You have many family members.
07:33I'll be laughed at.
07:35Don't laugh at me.
07:36Your tea was thin.
07:38How are you, grandma?
07:39I'm not a grandma.
07:42I'm Chiyoko.
07:43How are you, Ryoko?
07:44I'm Chiyoko.
07:46I want to see Chiyoko's latest photo.
07:49Can you send it to me?
07:51I want to see Chiyoko's latest photo.
07:56Why do you want to see my latest photo?
08:00I haven't seen it recently.
08:02You haven't changed.
08:04My parents are getting old soon.
08:08Your grandma hasn't changed.
08:11I want to see Chiyoko's latest photo.
08:15I want to see Chiyoko's latest photo.
08:18I want to see Chiyoko's latest photo.
08:24I want to see Chiyoko's latest photo.
08:25Send it to me.
08:27He sent a message to Chiyoko's mother.
08:31I sent it to her.
08:33When she comes back,
08:35I want to play a squid game with her.
08:40I just thought of that.
08:43I want to play a squid game with her.
08:45I don't want to play a squid game with her.
08:49Because she is fat.
08:53Wow.
08:55It's long.
08:57What is that?
08:59It's a giant's belly button.
09:02It's a giant's belly button.
09:04You touched it.
09:06What is that?
09:08I can't see it.
09:10Squid game.
09:12Is this it?
09:14It's amazing.
09:16It's amazing.
09:18Is there a parent of all of them?
09:21It's a broken family.
09:24Wait a minute.
09:26What does that mean?
09:31It's a dragon.
09:33It's a dragon.
09:35Is this a dragon?
09:36It's a white dragon.
09:37Is this a dragon?
09:38It's a dragon.
09:39It's a white dragon.
09:40It's a white dragon.
09:41It's a white dragon.
09:42It's a white dragon.
09:44Let's play a real game.
09:46Let's decide the rules.
09:49One hand.
09:51One hand?
09:53One hand.
09:55We can choose.
09:59New Year's party.
10:01It's a real game.
10:05I can tell.
10:07This is the most important thing.
10:09This is it.
10:11It's a real game.
10:15It's a real game.
10:22I'll go with 3.
10:30I see.
10:32It's dangerous.
10:36I'll let go of it.
10:39It's impossible.
10:48It's over.
10:50You did it.
10:51It's over.
10:53How many seconds?
10:55How many seconds?
10:57About 10 seconds.
10:591, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
11:07Okay.
11:09The record is 3.
11:11It's harder than I thought.
11:13Here I go.
11:15If Nobu gets 4 and it's over 10 seconds, he wins.
11:19That's right.
11:21It's better to be flat.
11:27I'll get 4.
11:31It's easy.
11:33It's easy to get 3.
11:36It's easy to get 3.
11:38If you get 3, Daigo will pay.
11:40Everyone, let's drink Tarafuku and eat it.
11:42Look.
11:44Look.
11:46Wait.
11:47It's sudden.
11:501, 2, 3, 4, 5.
11:55I did it.
11:57I really did it.
11:59I really did it.
12:01I really did it.
12:03I thought I would do it.
12:05I thought I would do it.
12:07But I fell down before I did it.
12:09I heard a sound.
12:11I heard a sound.
12:13It's a split can.
12:15What's so funny?
12:17I spent a lot of time to make a split can.
12:19I spent a lot of time to make a split can.
12:21What's a split can?
12:23What about Chiyoko?
12:25I don't know.
12:27No one knows Chiyoko's photo.
12:29I don't know.
12:31I didn't know anything.
12:33I didn't know anything.
12:35I just ignored it.
12:37I did it.
12:39Did your parents do it?
12:41Of course.
12:43You did?
12:45I knew that.
12:55Don't stop.
12:57Don't stop.
12:59Why don't you make a suggestion for the next one?
13:02Don't rush me.
13:03Let's eat the mandarin orange.
13:05We can leave some for later.
13:09Say something you can't imagine.
13:11Eat it.
13:14It's exactly the same as tonkatsu.
13:20No one imagined that.
13:22I didn't think you'd say that.
13:26Let's just go.
13:28We don't have to go that far today.
13:31We can go outside.
13:33How hot is it?
13:35Can you guess?
13:36Today's temperature?
13:38You can check it on your phone.
13:40How about this?
13:42Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
13:44I'll drink first.
13:46I'll play golf.
13:48Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
13:49Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
13:50That's enough.
13:52That's enough.
13:54Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
13:55Rock-paper-scissors?
13:57I'd rather not play.
14:00Let's play serious rock-paper-scissors.
14:02Let's play serious rock-paper-scissors.
14:04What's serious rock-paper-scissors?
14:06It's serious rock-paper-scissors.
14:08If you make a mistake, you lose.
14:14What's that?
14:15Is it a matter of expression?
14:17If you make a mistake, you lose.
14:24Yes!
14:28If one of us laughs,
14:30let's say we are the same.
14:32Ready?
14:33Okay.
14:34Set.
14:39Let's play serious rock-paper-scissors.
14:41Rock-paper-scissors.
14:46Let's play.
14:48You lose.
14:50You should laugh.
14:52Oh, so that's it. Oh, so that's you know, I'm gonna marry me. Koreka
14:57I know I know I gotcha. I'll make sure what I'm I'm what I did. I gotta die. Koya you go. You're not I go
15:12She can jump in jump in boom
15:22I think I'm gonna die. Yeah, that's I'm gonna talk to you
15:28That's I'm more you talk to me. Thank you. Oh my no more. Koremo. Yes
15:32Hasukashi, okay
15:34Hey, honey, I'm sorry Mario. Can you that's a jibun? You are a terrible man
15:38Korewa Shinken Janken no cook I took over jibun no ni makeru koto Marica. Hi
15:43Nando
15:46Yeah, I got it. Oh mama
15:48My food, I got a summer kid. Oh
15:51J
15:55Sando
15:57Sonar food, I'm not going to talk to Takamine. It's just a Takamine Utah Jedi. Oh, do you need oh?
16:06Yeah, I mean, I think it's kind of horny
16:09Chicago got not so that money could see Nienkai. She Nienkai. They're okay. Okay. What's that? I'm a model. I'm not
16:16sitting
16:18They're all they're all you're sure to Sando
16:23Bitch, I'm a bitch. What am I not?
16:26Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that's what you think. Oh, I can't I can't go my god. I'm like, what did I do now?
16:35You're gonna take a look at me like a nine-year-old a page
16:40B-30
16:43Metchal, okay
16:46Oh, yeah
16:50Yeah, no, you know
16:54You know, I think what are you talking about? Yeah, I'm with a nice little kid. Oh, yeah, that's it. Yo, so don't tell me
17:03Which I didn't
17:05check it I did
17:08No, no, no, no, no
17:10I
17:15Didn't even know that I don't even touch them. Okay, don't you so you can touch it?
17:25Okay, can you talk to me? Okay. Thank you. So they gave me so they got that I'm she saw my
17:31Laura, kick your good. You got there more. Hey, that's got she
17:35You know, I got a new name kind of carnivore. She got them, but I'll go to nothing. It's a loss. Oh, yeah. Tell you my
17:42Son, do you mean good? I got a name?
17:44He told me to my end. I miss that. Oh, yeah
17:49Thank God, what does color did I injure to you? That's a good son. Do you?
17:56So shall I
17:58Touch on screen chance what he can use the chance nine, yeah, they died on a private quiz
18:06No, no
18:11You can't I'll cut it up. I don't know private. Oh, please. It's towards a jam. Oh, I see. I'll put I kind of
18:18So I put I kind of
18:21I don't know. Don't know who is new. We don't know
18:25I'm gonna come back to my stuff. What do you need? I
18:28Am a corrupt I go to private quiz. No, I know that I must have a
18:33Goody in my day you think about
18:36No, I mean my day near Teretara
18:38Nobunaga, I'll go cry much. I'll go cry chance. No
18:44On the issue can my good I need
18:48I got a bar. They don't give us a fight. Hi. Hi
18:53San Yonin Yonin good idea. Hey, I'm on the Tara coach no table. No
18:58Fatty got caught secure. That's bad. Oh, yeah
19:03What's no Maya told you to keep up?
19:06The coyote, okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey
19:09Nani Nani no manager. Oh, she must. Oh, no. No, no, no manager. Oh, she must
19:15Did it oh Tara book no not sure she thought the more I know
19:22What do you got to know something that can you did a guitar Nani Nani no money that I don't know money
19:29Casino go nimble. It was Cassina
19:35They won't not to knock line what are you know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
19:44Makara
19:51Yeah, it's on that hand, you're not good day. So call me
19:55It's all not to be the hand. You're not you between you so much. Don't worry. So they're not got there
20:00Oh, so sorry. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
20:05Yeah, could you do that? I see you key. I don't want to come
20:09Okay, this is Tony me
20:11Hey
20:13So when you put I can't I'm gonna make check in that I'm it's a me time
20:18It's a me time to go. I think it's a go. You can't do it now
20:24DJ ko
20:26Seikai
20:28Yeah, go son. That's what the way to make it. Oh, I'm gonna go
20:32On the cookie. Oh, hi. Come on. Come on. Come on. I don't know
20:36So no hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm Kako laughs. Oh, yeah
20:40Yeah, he go need some night. Take a look. My manager. I don't got so no
20:45Jim, so no one none
20:47So you could do it
20:52Joy
20:55Joy joy joy
21:03Joy
21:05Joy
21:08Joy yeah
21:13Sanjay
21:16Yes
21:18Joy, I'm out here tonight. Yo, so the joy no money. I got money. I got money. I did my
21:23No, I don't get it. I'm on that. I don't have a son. Oh, come on. That's kind of cool. You got there
21:27I'm so so so to do it. Oh shit. I'm so so so so they might be
21:31I'll tell you kids. I'm gonna DJ Kodak. Did you say?
21:37Son, yes, I'm a good manager
21:43Yeah, I'm doing oh, yeah
21:45No, I'm gonna cut you out. Oh
21:48He's talking right now. I don't know. I'm gonna put my panty. I got shit. Oh
21:53Yeah, I'm gonna see God
21:55Wow, I've loved you. I'm good
21:57Oh
22:27Yeah
22:30Who am I she might even make off I gotta go she got done yeah
22:36Di go crazy
22:37Suzuka cut okay, so do you put it all today?
22:42You know, this is got some blue car to go to go to take a look. Oh, they don't get it
22:48They even know I'm gonna cut okay
22:50How do you do it?
22:52It's a tough question
22:54Oh