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00:00Welcome to the live broadcast of the Engei Grand Slam!
00:15The R1 Grand Prix was won by Mr. ORE Tomoda!
00:18Congratulations!
00:20My friend, Ore.
00:22In this studio, there were only three people clapping.
00:26There was a strong sense of unease.
00:28It was better than zero.
00:30That's right.
00:31Even though I was in the studio, I couldn't hear anything.
00:33I didn't understand anything.
00:35But congratulations.
00:37Congratulations.
00:38So you can come out, right?
00:40I'm coming.
00:41You can come out later.
00:43Yes.
00:44Now, let's move on to the story of Engei Grand Slam.
00:48Yes.
00:49Let's start with this person.
01:06I'm Shinichi Omiyoguri. Nice to meet you.
01:11First of all, congratulations on your victory.
01:14And welcome to this world.
01:16I won the championship in 2022.
01:19I will send this song to the new champion, Tomoda Ore.
01:22Please listen.
01:23Welcome to the R-1 King.
01:31This year, the R-1 became the largest entry source in the past.
01:37R-1 has more history than King of Kong.
01:42This is the 23rd year.
01:44R-1 has more history than M-1.
01:48You are a great R-1 champion.
01:59Noda Crystal, Zako Shishou, and Yurian.
02:08R-1 has a dream.
02:12I'm glad to be a part of the R-1 King.
02:20But...
02:25Even if I win, I won't be a regular.
02:30Even if I win, I won't be in a commercial.
02:35Even if I win, I won't drive a green car.
02:40Even if I win, I won't date a celebrity.
02:46Are you listening to me?
02:51R-1 prize is 5 million yen.
02:56The W is 10 million yen.
02:59The price is not reversed.
03:08R-1 champion is like this now.
03:14Junichi David Son is the most smiling when he is camping.
03:20Yamamoto Masami is very successful at the crepe shop.
03:26Nadagi Takeshi is a runner-up.
03:33Kota Nakayama is bald.
03:40R-1 champion is like this now.
03:43Miura Mild is not in Tokyo and Osaka.
03:49Akira 100% is wearing clothes and working.
03:54Machiura Pink is working hard on his goods.
04:00Kota Nakayama is bald.
04:06Welcome to the world of R-1 champion.
04:11I'm singing at Engei Grand Slam.
04:18This is not a national broadcast.
04:24This is a national broadcast.
04:27This is a national broadcast.
04:31This is a national broadcast.
04:35Why am I not a champion?
04:38I'm not a champion.
04:48Thank you very much.
04:51Some people are wearing green.
04:53Some people are wearing regular.
04:55Bald is a personal problem.
04:58I don't care if I'm bald.
05:02I'm sorry.
05:03Engei Grand Slam is a non-style show.
05:09Only Tokyo people are watching.
05:13It was a wonderful show.
05:18Santa Monica is hosting the show.
05:20There is another show after that.
05:23I'm sorry.
05:26Your parents are doing it.
05:28Yes.
05:29At Shinichi.
05:30I don't know.
05:32Your parents are doing it.
05:34I don't know if my parents are doing it.
05:36Your parents are doing it, right?
05:38Yes.
05:39I didn't feel nervous.
05:41The audience.
05:42It's like Shinichi.
05:45I was nervous.
05:47We will show you the new R-1 champion.
05:53Please look forward to it.
06:02Tonight's Engei Grand Slam.
06:05Live broadcast for 2 hours and 10 minutes.
06:10Welcome.
06:16Hello.
06:18I'm Non-Style.
06:19I'm Non-Style.
06:20Nice to meet you.
06:21Nice to meet you.
06:22This is a live broadcast.
06:24I've lived more than 40 years.
06:26I've never done it before.
06:27What?
06:28Effort?
06:29No.
06:30Do you think I'm a genius?
06:32I don't think so.
06:34I don't think so.
06:35I've never done it before.
06:37I've never been in a hospital.
06:39I've never been in a hospital.
06:40I'm healthy and I've never been in a hospital.
06:43I have been in a hospital.
06:44I have.
06:45I'm not bragging, but I've been in a hospital more than once.
06:49You're in a hospital.
06:51What kind of situation is that?
06:53I'm sorry.
06:54I'm sorry.
06:55I want to experience what it's like to be in a hospital.
06:58I'm a hospital patient.
06:59I'll do it for you.
07:01I'm sorry.
07:02I'm going to be in a hospital from today.
07:03I see.
07:05You have a short term fracture.
07:08You have a right ankle fracture.
07:09You have a right ankle fracture and you have surgery on your stomach.
07:11Yes.
07:12I see.
07:13I'll show you to the hospital.
07:14I'm sorry.
07:15Excuse me.
07:16Please sit down.
07:17Please sit down.
07:18Please sit down.
07:20Just sit down.
07:22I can't reach you if you sit down.
07:24It's a manzai.
07:26I need to sit down.
07:28What do you mean by manzai?
07:30Please sit down.
07:31It's a national TVcast.
07:33I
08:03Am in
08:05India
08:11When I went in to get it was I'm
08:14Hi, Susie. My son. You must a stopper. That's all right
08:21They did that you can have this no, no, no, no. Hi. Hi. Hi. I came up to say no. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi
08:29Hey, hey
08:33My mother she'll make me my love you might say
08:37これ今どういう状況ですか
08:40これ
08:41どうなってますこれ
08:44じゃなくて私が連れてってるんですか
08:47私かなり上がるんですよ早く
08:50嫌いなぁ
08:53何ですよね るんばの充電みたいな
08:59ちょっと急げます
09:03Yeah, but a lot of people are going to see it.
09:06I'm wearing a hat and sunglasses.
09:08But it can't be helped. You're sitting on the old man's lap in the wheelchair.
09:12Where am I sitting? I'm sorry, old man.
09:14I'm sorry.
09:15Get me another wheelchair.
09:17Well, I don't feel like going to get a wheelchair.
09:20Do your best.
09:21You're not going to do that.
09:22I'm sorry.
09:23This is the hospital room.
09:25Is it here?
09:26Was it okay in the big room?
09:27It's totally fine.
09:28If you're a third-rate entertainer, you can still do it.
09:30Mr. Inoue is a second-rate entertainer.
09:33I'm going to kill you.
09:34You're a bad guy.
09:35I thought you were a first-rate entertainer.
09:37I'm a second-rate entertainer.
09:38Shinichi and I are second-rate entertainers.
09:41I'm relieved.
09:42Stop it.
09:43It's okay in the big room.
09:44Well, there are five of us.
09:46I'll give you a brief introduction.
09:48There are four corners.
09:50Bed, bed, bed, bed.
09:52Mr. Inoue is in the center.
09:54I'm panicking.
09:55It's like the middle of a dice.
09:57Bed, bed, bed, bed.
09:59I'm on the futon.
10:00Futon?
10:01I've never heard of a futon in a hospital.
10:03That's what it looks like.
10:05It's time for surgery.
10:07Do you want a full body anesthesia?
10:08Or do you want a full body hair removal?
10:10I'll ask for anesthesia.
10:11Why do I have to go home with a broken bone?
10:13I'll ask for anesthesia.
10:14I see.
10:15Let's get started.
10:16All right.
10:17I'll give you a full body anesthesia.
10:18Please lie down.
10:19All right.
10:22Please lie down.
10:23I'm lying down.
10:24I'm lying down.
10:26Why are you asking for an anesthesia in a strange place?
10:29I'm lying down.
10:30You're lying down.
10:31So you have to lie down.
10:34You're pretending to be a cat.
10:36I'm lying down.
10:38You can't do that.
10:39I can't do that.
10:40If you're watching on TV,
10:41If you lie down here,
10:43Please lie down.
10:46Here?
10:47Please.
10:49Thank you very much.
10:51If you put on a mask, you'll get sleepy.
10:54Before you get sleepy,
10:55Is there anything you want to ask me?
10:57You're talking to someone when you're anesthetized.
11:00I'm still talking to you.
11:03You're sleeping.
11:05What's going on with me?
11:07I'm sleeping on my stomach.
11:09It's like I'm going into labor.
11:11I'll just check if you can sleep.
11:15You're so great.
11:17Thank you very much.
11:18Thank you very much.
11:20Thank you very much.
11:22Thank you very much.
11:24First of all, I'd like to say thank you.
11:26It's like it's started.
11:28That's right.
11:31It started before the other one.
11:33It started before the other one.
11:34It's a gift from a celebrity.
11:37It's like a presentation.
11:39People all over the country are watching now.
11:41That's right.
11:42I'm sure you'll be watching the Engei Grand Slam from now on.
11:44Tonight's Engei Grand Slam will be broadcast live for 2 hours and 10 minutes.
11:49Thank you very much.
11:50The winner has just been decided.
11:52The new champion of R1, Tomoda Ore.
11:54The judge, Magical Lovely.
11:56Please show us the story live.
11:58Thank you very much.
11:59And the must-see is a three-way collaboration.
12:02Choconne from Chisone and Chocolate Planet.
12:05Generations from Gerardon and Nelson.
12:10Gorgeous members who can only be seen in Engei will appear.
12:13I see.
12:14I'm looking forward to it.
12:16It's my first time seeing it in Engei.
12:18It's hard to see it.
12:19I'm looking forward to it.
12:21Let's go.
12:22Next is this combination.
12:26A big break with more than 4 billion.
12:28The invincible king who broke the wall.
12:31Time Machine No. 3.
12:40Magical Lovely.
12:47Thank you very much.
12:48Thank you very much.
12:50Thank you very much.
12:51Thank you very much.
12:52So kind.
12:53Thank you very much.
12:54Everyone is kind.
12:55I'm getting older.
12:56It's a good year.
12:57I'm forgetting things.
12:58I see.
12:59I don't know what I ate yesterday, but can you remember what you ate the day before yesterday?
13:03How is it?
13:04Isn't it difficult?
13:05I remember what I ate the day before yesterday.
13:07Really?
13:08Can you tell me what you ate the day before yesterday?
13:10The day before yesterday?
13:11The day before yesterday.
13:12The day before yesterday.
13:13I ate asai chia seed.
13:16Are you a supermodel?
13:17Did you eat such a thing in the morning?
13:19I ate a super broccoli sprout smoothie.
13:22You were too conscious.
13:23I could only hear the spell of Dorakuen.
13:26It's amazing that you maintain that body shape.
13:29On the contrary.
13:30I ate ramen soup.
13:31It's a disaster.
13:32Where did the super sprout smoothie go?
13:35I went to Mitaten, Meguro, Kabukicho.
13:37You went to Mitaten, Kabukicho.
13:38Did you go to Hashigoshi?
13:39It's amazing that you can go to three prefectures by yourself.
13:42I went to a buffet.
13:43Isn't it enough?
13:44It's a disaster that you eat as much as you want from there.
13:47I ate stomach medicine.
13:48You broke your stomach.
13:49That's why you don't have to say it.
13:51Don't drink such a thing.
13:52I ate porridge.
13:53Don't eat it.
13:54Why are you eating such a kind thing?
13:56I ate 5 kinds of cereals.
13:58Don't enjoy it.
13:59Why are you enjoying it in Nanakusa?
14:01I ate Fuji soba.
14:03You ate Fuji soba.
14:04Nanakusa, Ichisoba, Fuji soba.
14:06Are you okay?
14:07I can't remember.
14:08You can't remember?
14:09And I ate breakfast.
14:10You still eat breakfast?
14:12I can't believe your appetite.
14:14What kind of schedule do you have in the afternoon?
14:16Volume.
14:17You're wearing a human dog.
14:19You shouldn't eat that from the day before.
14:21Vegetables, soybeans, brown rice.
14:24The doctor must have been angry.
14:26He told me to eat healthy because I'm fat.
14:28Vegetables, soybeans, brown rice.
14:29That's good.
14:30You have to lose weight.
14:31Vegetables, soybeans, brown rice.
14:33Hang in there.
14:34Hang in there.
14:36It's okay. Hang in there.
14:37Fried chicken, croquette, tonkatsu.
14:39Fried chicken, croquette.
14:41I ate fried food.
14:43Eggs, vinegar, oil.
14:46He made mayonnaise in his mouth.
14:48He made mayonnaise in his mouth.
14:50It's an original method.
14:52What a unique way of doing it.
14:54It's dangerous. Don't touch it.
14:57Granulated sugar.
14:58Where did you get it from?
14:59It looks like a dangerous medicine.
15:00Don't inhale it from your nose.
15:02Stinky rice.
15:03You got caught.
15:05You got caught because you thought it was a medicine.
15:07Katsudon.
15:08He's starting to get angry.
15:10It was the day before yesterday, wasn't it?
15:12You ate it for a long time.
15:15Potatoes from someone's field.
15:16Oysters from someone's house.
15:17Gifts.
15:18You escaped from prison.
15:20You left the prison.
15:21Mito natto.
15:22Zunda mochi.
15:23Kiritanpo.
15:24You're heading north.
15:25The criminal says he's going to run north.
15:27Soba, soba, soba, soba.
15:29Don't look forward to a bowl of soba.
15:31Why do you look like you're going sightseeing in Morioka?
15:33A red apple.
15:35You even said Aomori.
15:36You even said the word.
15:38Seawater, seawater.
15:39You're kidding, right?
15:40You're swimming to Hokkaido.
15:42You're kidding, right?
15:44Piloski.
15:45You went to Russia.
15:47You swam too much.
15:49How much did you swim?
15:51Trees, weeds.
15:53Sweet water.
15:54Torrent.
15:55Russian blood.
15:56Are you okay, Seiki?
15:57Are you okay?
15:58Warm soup.
15:59Someone helped you.
16:00A Russian girl helped you.
16:03Tapioca, crepe, popcorn.
16:05Are you going on a date?
16:06Have fun in Russia.
16:10Frisk, mintia, mondamin.
16:12Are you trying to kiss me?
16:14Are you stupid?
16:16He's drinking mondamin.
16:18You shouldn't drink that.
16:20Lemon.
16:21Stop it.
16:23How can you call a kiss a lemon?
16:26Wedding cake.
16:27Where are you going?
16:28Stop it.
16:29Thank you very much.
16:36Thank you very much.
16:39I don't know what I ate.
16:42You ate a lot.
16:43It's amazing that you ate everything.
16:47Matsumoto-san, how was it?
16:49It's amazing that I can write my imagination with just food.
16:53I was happy.
16:54Do you remember what you ate the day before yesterday?
16:58This is...
17:01That's a great question.
17:04I ate a lot.
17:05I don't remember.
17:06I can't remember.
17:12I'm Nao Asagi.
17:16I'm Kei Aikata.
17:17It's Kei Aikata.
17:25This is a live broadcast.
17:27Engei Grand Slam.
17:28Next, we have this duo.
17:32Jump over the meteor and receive the manzai.
17:35Tom Brown.
17:49Hello.
17:51Hello, I'm Tom Brown.
17:55I'll lick the center mic.
18:03I'll do my best.
18:06What is it?
18:07I want to protect the liver of a girl who goes to a university student's drinking party.
18:15It's the worst when a university student drinks in a circle.
18:22I want to teach you how to stop the worst drinking party.
18:27I'll be a girl student.
18:31My name is Luna.
18:34Even if you drink, don't get drunk.
18:39It's the opposite.
18:42It's the worst when a girl drinks in a circle.
18:44I'll teach you how to stop it.
18:47I'll be a girl student.
18:51Luna, I'll drink in a circle.
18:56Drink, drink, drink.
19:02Why do I have a shotgun?
19:06Why?
19:07Why do I have it?
19:09I don't have enough to drink, so I have it.
19:17You're overdoing it.
19:19Don't shoot a shotgun.
19:22Hold your breath.
19:24Drink, drink, drink.
19:30Why do I have a shotgun?
19:33Why do I have it?
19:35Why do I have it?
19:37I don't have enough to drink, so I have it.
19:40Drink, drink, drink.
19:44A shotgun doesn't mean anything.
19:47And you don't have to die.
19:49Hold your breath.
19:50Drink, drink, drink.
19:54I can't move my body.
19:56You're just watching.
19:59Come here.
20:01Which one do you choose?
20:05It's you.
20:07Drink, drink, drink.
20:09Why do I have a shotgun?
20:11Why do I have it?
20:13Why do I have it?
20:14I don't have enough to drink, so I have it.
20:17Drink, drink, drink.
20:19Drink, drink, drink.
20:21No.
20:25You're overdoing it.
20:27Drink, drink, drink.
20:30I can't move my body.
20:32Come here.
20:33Which one do you choose?
20:35It's you.
20:36Drink, drink, drink.
20:38A shotgun doesn't mean anything.
20:40Why do I have a shotgun?
20:43Why do I have it?
20:44Why do I have it?
20:45I don't have enough to drink, so I have it.
20:48Drink, drink, drink.
20:50Drink, drink, drink.
20:52Drink, drink, drink.
20:54Drink, drink, drink.
20:59Why do I have a shotgun?
21:01Drink, drink, drink.
21:03Drink, drink, drink.
21:05Come here.
21:06Which one do you choose?
21:08It's you.
21:09Drink, drink, drink.
21:10A shotgun doesn't mean anything.
21:12Windows 98, 98, 98.
21:14A plug in my head.
21:16A plug, a plug.
21:18Shutdown, shutdown, shutdown.
21:20Why do I have a shotgun?
21:22Why do I have Windows 98 in my head?
21:24Why do I have it?
21:26Why do I have it?
21:28I don't have enough to drink, so I have it.
21:30Shutdown, shutdown, shutdown.
21:31Why do I have it?
21:33I don't have enough to drink, so I have it.
21:35Why do I have ...
21:3810, 10, 10, 10.
21:4010, 10, 10, 10
21:41Shat!
21:43No, no.
21:47Why, why, why, why?
21:50You can't beat me!
21:51Come over here.
21:52Which one do I choose?
21:54It's you.
21:55Why do I have a shotgun?
21:57Windows 98, 98, 98.
21:59I
22:29Said
22:43Hi, how are you?
22:59I
23:29Think my show
23:38Yes, I don't know how
23:40I don't want champion. I don't show up for you. I'm only I don't know you can't I was supposed to show
23:45God, what does she want? I'm not the show. I have to name to you. What do they show?
23:49I don't know
23:50Did I will you don't talk then?
23:52No, I don't want champion. Oh, okay. Stay. Oh, how nice. It's nice. I don't want us
23:56They are so
24:26I
24:56Show
25:26Thank you
25:56Oh
26:26I
26:56I
27:26So, Mr. Gojoin Suzue.
27:29Yes.
27:30You were very polite.
27:33At the end, you were like,
27:36even though you weren't in the audience,
27:38you were like,
27:39that was close!
27:40I don't know what was dangerous.
27:42I don't know what was dangerous.
27:44You have to be careful because it's a live broadcast.
27:46Even though you weren't in the audience,
27:48you were definitely like,
27:49that was close!
27:51That's right.
27:52That's the best part of being a comedian.
27:54I don't know if something came out.
27:57That's good.
27:58I'm scared.
27:59I think there will be two more times.
28:01Yes, this is a live broadcast.
28:03Engei Grand Slam.
28:04Next is this duo.
28:0720th Anniversary.
28:09The passion for comedy continues to burn.
28:12Rochi.
28:22No. 119 is on fire.
28:23Is it a fire or an ambulance?
28:25It hurts.
28:26Are you okay?
28:27My stomach hurts.
28:28Your stomach hurts?
28:29Yes.
28:30Ambulance.
28:31Is it an ambulance?
28:32Maybe it's because I ate raw oysters yesterday.
28:35I ate expensive oysters.
28:36You ate raw oysters?
28:37Yes.
28:38I thought it was okay because it was expensive,
28:41but it was expensive.
28:44Your stomach hurts, right?
28:45My stomach hurts.
28:46If it's an ambulance,
28:47please calm down and tell us your address.
28:49Yokohama!
28:50Yokohama.
28:51I ate expensive oysters.
28:54Can you tell us the address of Yokohama City, Tanagawa Prefecture?
28:58Yokohama!
28:59Yokohama!
29:00The ambulance is on its way.
29:01Hurry up!
29:02Can you tell us your address?
29:04Can you tell us the address of Yokohama City, Tanagawa Prefecture?
29:06I said Yokohama!
29:08Is this your home?
29:10Yokohama apartment!
29:11Apartment.
29:12Can you tell us the address of Yokohama City, Tanagawa Prefecture?
29:15Almost Yokohama!
29:18Almost?
29:20Please calm down.
29:22It hurts.
29:23Tanagawa Prefecture.
29:24Kawasaki City.
29:25Kawasaki City?
29:27Not Yokohama, but Kawasaki City?
29:30If you cross the road, it's Yokohama!
29:34It's too early to say Yokohama!
29:36Kawasaki City is fine.
29:38I ate expensive oysters.
29:40Can you tell us the address of your apartment?
29:42Asunaro-so.
29:43Is that so?
29:45Can you tell us the address of your apartment?
29:48Asunaro-so!
29:49Asunaro-so is fine?
29:50Hurry up!
29:51The ambulance is on its way to your apartment in Kawasaki City.
29:54Please!
29:55Is there anyone around you?
29:58Until recently, I had a girlfriend.
30:04Are you alone in your apartment now?
30:07I broke up recently, but I had a girlfriend.
30:12Do you have a girlfriend now?
30:14I broke up recently, but I'm alone now!
30:18Are you alone?
30:20Hurry up!
30:21Can I ask you a question?
30:22Yes.
30:23Have you been dressed up lately?
30:27Ouch, ouch, ouch!
30:28Please don't dress up.
30:29Ouch, ouch, ouch!
30:30Please tell me the exact information.
30:32I want to know!
30:33Yes.
30:34Hurry up!
30:35I'm coming.
30:36I'm on my way.
30:38Can I ask you the exact information now?
30:40Yes, yes.
30:41How old are you?
30:42I look quite young.
30:44Please don't dress up.
30:46I'm told that I look about 30 years old.
30:49Please tell me your age now.
30:5147!
30:52You're 47.
30:54Please don't dress up.
30:57Ouch, ouch, ouch!
30:59Yes.
31:00Ouch, ouch, ouch!
31:02Please tell me the characteristics of your appearance.
31:07Long hair.
31:09Please don't dress up.
31:11That's true.
31:13How about your hairstyle?
31:14Long hair is true.
31:15Do you wear sportswear?
31:16No, no.
31:17Please don't dress up.
31:18It's not the long hair you imagine.
31:22It's a smiley long hair.
31:26A smiley long hair?
31:27Yes, yes, yes.
31:28What kind of long hair is that?
31:29No, no, no.
31:30It's hard to explain.
31:31It's a long hair.
31:32I see.
31:33How tall are you?
31:34I'm 163 cm.
31:35Are you dressed up?
31:36I'm not dressed up!
31:38Are you 163 cm?
31:39Yes, yes.
31:40How much do you weigh?
31:42I'm 83 kg.
31:44I've lost weight recently, so I'm 81 kg.
31:47Are you 81 kg?
31:48What are you talking about?
31:49Are you 163 cm and 81 kg?
31:52Yes, I am.
31:53Are you 163 cm and 81 kg?
31:56That's what I'm saying!
31:58It's a smiley long hair, isn't it?
32:00That's what I'm saying!
32:02I see.
32:03Yes.
32:04A member named Kawaii Sakura is waiting for you over there.
32:07She's here!
32:08Please come out when she arrives.
32:10Sakura?
32:11A member named Kawaii Sakura.
32:12Sakura?
32:13A woman?
32:14A woman.
32:15A woman.
32:16She's coming!
32:17Can you come out?
32:18A woman?
32:19Can you come out?
32:22Is that okay?
32:24Sakura?
32:26Yes!
32:27Is that okay?
32:28Can you come out?
32:31Did she call the ambulance?
32:32This is way too much!
32:34It's okay.
32:35I'm going for a walk though!
32:38That hurts!
32:39Thank you very much!
32:45Thank you very much.
32:49It was so obvious.
32:51Are you okay?
32:53I was worried.
32:54Was it 163 cm?
32:56I thought it was a little bigger.
32:59It wasn't that big.
33:01He said it was expensive many times.
33:04I could see it from the persimmon.
33:06Is that a lie?
33:08Persimmon is expensive.
33:10I see.
33:12He's eating persimmon.
33:14I think it smelled a lot.
33:18He's eating something that's not raw.
33:21It was interesting.
33:23Let's move on.
33:25Next is these people.
33:27M-1 Four-Year Finalist
33:31New Generation Manzai Artist, Shun-kun Yashika
33:47Hello!
33:50It's already started.
33:52Why are you playing with your phone?
33:54What are you doing?
33:56I'm doing an online interview.
33:59That's ridiculous!
34:02You idiot!
34:04I'm sorry.
34:06Hello, I'm Lewa Roman.
34:07No!
34:09I'm sorry.
34:11I'm begging you!
34:13Just do the interview properly!
34:15I'm begging you!
34:17Just do the interview properly!
34:19I'm sorry.
34:21I'm sorry.
34:23I did something weird.
34:25I'm sorry.
34:28This is not Gaku!
34:30This is Gaku!
34:32I'm sorry.
34:34It's difficult.
34:36I'm Shun-kun Yashika.
34:38Nice to meet you.
34:46I did some research on my brain age.
34:50Brain age.
34:53My brain age was older than my actual age.
34:57Your brain age was older.
34:59From now on, when I talk to my brain,
35:02I have to use honorific language.
35:04I don't have time for that.
35:06I don't have time to talk to you.
35:08In my life, when I'm shocked by something,
35:10when I have a brain hemorrhage...
35:12A brain hemorrhage?
35:14A brain hemorrhage?
35:16If I can't say hello right away,
35:18people think I'm stupid.
35:20I don't know if I said stupid like stupid.
35:24I'll walk from over there and bump into you.
35:28With that shock, I'll use honorific language.
35:31I want to practice saying hello to my brain.
35:33If there's anything weird, tell me.
35:35Everything is weird!
35:37I'll bump into you and say hello.
35:40I'll bump into you.
35:42I'm sorry.
35:44You can't use honorific language like that.
35:46I don't know.
35:48Did you bump into me?
35:50If you use honorific language like that,
35:52the train will be full of brains.
35:54Shut up!
35:56You don't have to use honorific language.
35:58I'm sorry.
36:00I don't care.
36:02What are you doing?
36:04I'm sorry.
36:06I don't care.
36:08Why is the train from Kansai?
36:10I don't care.
36:12I don't care.
36:14I don't care.
36:17The brain is getting bigger and bigger.
36:27I don't think anyone can keep up with me.
36:30I don't know what's going on.
36:32I don't have enough explanation.
36:34The brain is connected by nerves.
36:40The brain is connected by nerves.
36:42Even if it's a big brain,
36:44the original owners of the brain
36:46are around the big brain.
36:48It's disgusting.
36:50It's disgusting.
36:52It's like a toy on a baby's bed.
36:54It's like a toy on a baby's bed.
36:56If you turn the big brain in the middle,
36:58If you turn the big brain in the middle,
37:00the owners of the brain
37:02Why do you turn it?
37:04You don't have to turn it.
37:06You don't have to turn it.
37:08I'm afraid.
37:10If you do that, I'll be afraid.
37:12If you do that, I'll be afraid.
37:14You just have to hit it hard.
37:16I'll do it.
37:18I'll do it.
37:20I'm sorry.
37:22Good morning.
37:24I'm Kawakita from Shinkuideshika
37:26I'm Kawakita from Shinkuideshika
37:28We're human researchers.
37:30Can you stop putting your eyes on me?
37:32Can you stop putting your eyes on me?
37:34Nice to meet you.
37:36You run by yourself.
37:38Me, too!
37:40My friend is always helping me.
37:42Gooding.
37:44My brain is weak.
37:46Gooding.
37:48When the brain is dry,
37:50The brain is weak.
37:52When the brain is dry,
37:54When the brain is dry,
37:56Brain is weak,
37:58You can hit your head and talk to your brain.
38:00I hit my head
38:02I hit my head
38:04Spoon!
38:05Good morning.
38:06Your brain is above your eyes, so it's like this.
38:08You have manners!
38:09It's like this.
38:10I see.
38:11And your brain isn't like this, it's like this.
38:13Don't underestimate me!
38:15My brain isn't this small!
38:17This is your nose.
38:18Why is my brain in my nose?
38:20What?
38:21Why is Masuo-san here?
38:22Can you do this?
38:23I don't know.
38:24Lastly, both of you, show your brain.
38:26There's no such thing!
38:27Make sure you do it right.
38:28Lastly.
38:31Ah, excuse me.
38:33Spoon!
38:34Good morning.
38:35Your brain isn't this big!
38:37Don't underestimate me!
38:39Thank you very much.
38:47He got it.
38:48He got it.
38:49He got it.
38:50It's special, right?
38:51It's a present for you, right?
38:54You're lying.
38:55What do you mean?
38:56If you keep lying,
38:58I wonder if it's okay.
39:00It's okay.
39:01You can wear it.
39:05Your hair is beautiful.
39:06I don't want to wear it.
39:07It's special.
39:08You can wear it.
39:09I don't know if it suits you.
39:11It's hard to get it.
39:13Can I wear it?
39:14You've been wearing it.
39:15It's cute.
39:16It's cute.
39:17It's cute.
39:18It's cute.
39:19It's like a vacuum.
39:20Congratulations.
39:22It's cute.
39:31It's cute.
39:47Next up is this duo.
39:50Even if I break, my passion for complexion doesn't disappear.
39:54I don't give up.
40:00Shin-kun, what do you want to eat for dinner?
40:04You're already talking about dinner?
40:06We just had lunch.
40:08You know, my body's been in such a bad shape lately.
40:12Lamborghini?
40:13You're in a good mood.
40:16So, how are you feeling?
40:18I'm really fine, so I'll leave it to Adriana.
40:23Huh?
40:25Who's Adriana?
40:27I'm Kyoko.
40:31I'm sorry.
40:32Don't apologize.
40:33Who's Adriana?
40:35Who did you mistake her for?
40:38Who's Adriana?
40:40Who's Adriana?
40:43Adriana?
40:48Who's Adriana?
40:51I'm sorry, Motokano.
40:53Huh?
40:54We've been together for half a year, and you still call her Motokano.
40:59I'm leaving.
41:00Wait, Kyoko, I'm sorry!
41:01No, Kyoko!
41:05How did she get here?
41:10What am I doing?
41:12Motokano is Adriana!
41:18Huh?
41:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
41:20Where are you from?
41:22I'm from Italy.
41:24Shin-kun, you were dating an Italian?
41:26I don't know why you're saying this, but I don't have feelings for her.
41:31Kyoko, I'm sorry I mistook your name for her.
41:33That's not the point.
41:35Adriana's anger is gone.
41:39So, how did you meet her?
41:41Don't you want to hear about Motokano?
41:44I don't want to hear about Sayuri or Miyuki.
41:47But Motokano and Adriana are too good for each other.
41:51So, how did you meet her?
41:55I was drinking at a bar with a friend, and she started talking to me.
41:59What did she say?
42:01Piacere, mi chiamo Adriana.
42:03Giochiamo insieme adesso.
42:05Can you speak Italian?
42:07I'll leave it for now.
42:10I'm sorry.
42:11In Japanese?
42:13Nice to meet you, I'm Adriana.
42:15We're not breaking up.
42:17Breaking up in the first place?
42:19That's so Italian!
42:22Really?
42:23You must have been surprised to meet Adriana.
42:27Kyoko, I'm sorry I didn't tell you.
42:30Motokano is a foreigner.
42:32Oh my god!
42:35Motokano is a foreigner?
42:37How many are there in Motokano?
42:40Including Adriana, there are six.
42:43That's a lot.
42:44Wait, the number one foreigner in Japan?
42:49It's G7!
42:57G7 is a different country.
42:59I don't care about that.
43:01I'm talking about the atmosphere.
43:03I'm sorry.
43:04By the way, are you satisfied with me?
43:08Of course! Why do you care?
43:11Of course I care!
43:13I'm not as pretty as a foreigner,
43:15I'm not as glamorous as a foreigner,
43:17I'm not as romantic as a foreigner.
43:19I think you're more like a foreigner.
43:22That's not true!
43:24I don't like foreigners.
43:27I just happened to date a foreigner.
43:30Kyoko, I don't think appearance or nationality matter.
43:34People meet people on Earth and fall in love.
43:39That's why I don't think you're in Japan.
43:42I'm sure you'd fall in love wherever you are in the world.
43:47What? Really?
43:51That's tough.
43:55Of course, G7 will be held.
44:00I'm sorry I didn't tell you more.
44:03Not at all.
44:04I look forward to working with you.
44:06Me too.
44:08By the way, where are you from besides Italy?
44:12France, England, Holland, Brazil, and Argentina.
44:18You're a member of FIBA!
44:22You're pretty good.
44:26Thank you very much.
44:28So cute.
44:30Interesting.
44:32Kyoko, you're a good girl.
44:34She really likes him.
44:36He's a hot guy.
44:38He's honest.
44:40Kyoko is honest.
44:43I was wondering who Adriana was.
44:46I knew it.