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00:00TVXQ!
00:01The TV industry is in the middle of a time of crisis.
00:05A monster is born between light and shadow.
00:10It is...
00:11The Chainsmokers!
00:13Don't suffer alone!
00:15Chainsmokers Therapy!
00:23I've always said this in the previous show,
00:25but we're really in the middle of a time of crisis.
00:28We're really in the middle of a time of crisis.
00:31It's really tough, Mr. Iwai.
00:33It's really tough.
00:34You go there every day.
00:37I go there every day.
00:38How is the atmosphere of the company?
00:40The atmosphere of the company is really bad.
00:46And Mr. Yoshimoto,
00:48it's really tough, isn't it?
00:50This program was really tough.
00:52I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
00:54Are you okay?
00:55I'm a little worried that Mr. Itagura is not here.
00:57He's not feeling well.
00:59He's not here because he can't be seen by everyone.
01:03Now, let's bring in the Chainsmokers.
01:06Please come in.
01:07Hello.
01:09Nice to meet you.
01:11I'm Kakaroni.
01:12The first person to consult is Kakaroni,
01:15a member of the Grape Company, and a 9th grader.
01:19I heard you got a girlfriend.
01:21I announced it on the website.
01:23I announced it and got a girlfriend.
01:26The server was down because the access was too concentrated.
01:31Did you announce it yourself?
01:34Yes, I did.
01:35Why?
01:36I've been working as a virgin.
01:39Virgins are divided into the poop-loving and the extreme-loving.
01:43Really?
01:44If the extreme-loving is doing something behind my back,
01:48he'll hit me a lot.
01:49I see.
01:50That's why I have to be careful.
01:52Did you ditch the virgin?
01:54Yes.
01:56Did it go well?
01:58At first, I couldn't do it.
02:01Why?
02:02Because I felt so good.
02:08The moment I joined the company,
02:11I was like this.
02:16That's good.
02:17It was pitch black in front of me.
02:19I couldn't do it that day.
02:21I fell down.
02:25You were too excited.
02:28Kuritani was so excited that he fell down in private.
02:32But behind that, he had a big problem as a duo.
02:37Do you have a problem?
02:39Yes, I do.
02:40Here it is.
02:41Sugaya is too shabby.
02:44Sugaya is?
02:46I've come to the point where we have to work hard together.
02:51Sugaya can't do anything.
02:54I can't see it.
02:56He can't do anything.
02:59He has a good image.
03:01No, he's in the way.
03:03He's really shabby.
03:05When he makes a joke,
03:07he has a nosebleed,
03:09he has a runny nose,
03:10and he's drooling right away.
03:13Isn't that bad?
03:15He makes a joke 80% of the time.
03:18What?
03:19He makes a joke a lot.
03:21At an important time when he wants to graduate as a virgin and make a new start,
03:26a shabby Sugaya is dragging his feet.
03:30What is the reality that worries Kuritani?
03:34We have a shabby episode of Sugaya from a comedian who has a relationship with Sugaya.
03:40When Sugaya was hosting a battle live where the winner gets a prize money,
03:45when he announced the results of the top three teams,
03:47he read from the first place.
03:52That's because he's in the third place.
03:54Why?
03:55The ranking was written on the top,
03:59so I read it from the top.
04:03That's how it is.
04:04It's cute.
04:05There's more.
04:06When they were a duo before Takaroni,
04:08he said he was better at making a joke than when he was perfect at manzai.
04:13So I decided to make a joke that makes a joke in the middle.
04:18He was doing it in that style for a while,
04:21but the acting of making a joke of Sugaya was too much.
04:24It was too much.
04:26There's one more.
04:27When Sugaya came up with the idea,
04:29we were going to have a talk live with five people at the same time.
04:32On the day of the live, Sugaya said,
04:34I'm sorry, but please cancel it.
04:36When I asked him if he had any trouble,
04:38he said he couldn't make a reservation for the live venue.
04:41That's terrible.
04:43I made a mistake at that time.
04:45Did you make a mistake?
04:46On the day of the live, I asked him if he was free.
04:49He said he was free.
04:50I told him I'd call him later.
04:52But I forgot to call him.
04:54And on the day of the live,
04:56another comedian was doing a quiz live.
04:58I was like, I can't do my live.
05:00So I called everyone in a hurry.
05:02And I met Takaki.
05:03That's terrible.
05:04That's terrible.
05:07How about you, Iwai?
05:09To make a joke,
05:12I have to make a joke that's not funny.
05:16He's too good.
05:18He's good and serious.
05:20I can't make fun of him.
05:23I feel sorry for him.
05:25I feel bad for him.
05:27He's doing his best.
05:28Kuritani also has a lot of scenes where he's on his own.
05:33I don't know how to use it.
05:36But I think it's pretty bad to throw away Sugaya on Kuritani's character.
05:42So I have to put up with it and move on.
05:47I have to put up with it because I don't like it.
05:49Do you think so?
05:51I want to go alone.
05:53But when I have to explain about Sugaya,
05:56I can't make fun of him suddenly.
05:58That's true.
06:00So I think it's easier to go out alone.
06:04He's a bit of a burden.
06:08That's hard.
06:09But I think Kuritani is a genius.
06:13I don't think Kuritani will be popular even if he goes alone.
06:16I think you have to get angry at him.
06:18You have to get angry at him and say,
06:21Why am I a burden?
06:24I want to get angry at him, but he's too good.
06:33How about you, Tokui?
06:35I think Sugaya has that kind of personality.
06:39So I think you should write it down.
06:42Write it down?
06:43When you get hit, you forget what happened.
06:48You don't know what happened at that moment,
06:50but you have to write it all down.
06:52Otherwise, you won't remember it.
06:54But he writes it all down.
06:55I'm very good at taking notes.
06:57You write it down?
06:58Why do you write it down?
07:00I write it down because I get nervous when I'm on stage.
07:06I prepare a lot of things for the show.
07:11But I tend to make mistakes when I try to show what I prepared.
07:16So I'm trying to be brave enough to throw it away.
07:23Did you write down how to be brave enough to throw it away?
07:26It's written on the cover of the storybook.
07:29Did you write down all the themes for yourself?
07:31Yes.
07:32I write down all the episodes, too.
07:34For example, Crescendo.
07:36I write down all the marks for desire.
07:39It's like a script.
07:41That's right.
07:42So if I make a little mistake, it'll be out of place.
07:45That's scary.
07:47I make a mistake and make it stronger.
07:50I make a mistake and make it stronger.
07:53Anyway, he's serious.
07:56He's serious, so Kuritani can't blame him.
07:59That's right.
08:00How about throwing away comedy?
08:03Throwing it away?
08:04It's very difficult to try to be funny.
08:07There's no form and it changes every day.
08:09I don't think you're good enough to do that.
08:13So don't say anything funny.
08:16If Kuritani doesn't ask for it, it might be more interesting.
08:21For us.
08:22I'll throw away comedy.
08:25What?
08:32You don't have to quit comedy.
08:34I'll stop trying to be funny.
08:35That's right.
08:41You're crazy.
08:42You're crazy.
08:43I know what you're thinking.
08:45You're not good at this.
08:47I've said the same thing.
08:49You're the same as now.
08:51Why did you say that?
08:55Wait a minute.
08:57You're doing your best.
08:59You're doing your best.
09:01I'm telling you to stop trying to be funny.
09:06But you think it's funny.
09:09That's why I'm trying.
09:11But it doesn't work.
09:14What do you mean?
09:16It didn't work.
09:17How long have you been doing this?
09:1913 years.
09:20If you haven't done well for 13 years, your efforts won't be effective.
09:26No, no, no.
09:27That's not what I mean.
09:32That's not what I mean.
09:34No, no, no.
09:37Everyone has the right to be an entertainer.
09:40Everyone wants to be funny.
09:42I want to be a comedian that I can be proud of.
09:44You want to be a comedian, right?
09:45Yes.
09:46Everyone wants to be a comedian.
09:47I wanna be like him, but I can't.
09:59That's not true at all!
10:00It's not like that, right?
10:01So how was it, being a comedian for 13 years?
10:09I don't need to stop!
10:11It was a lot of fun.
10:14Don't give up.
10:15You have to stop it!
10:17The next contestant has been here for the second time in five years.
10:21He is a member of Ash and D, and he has been here for 22 years.
10:24The Geese!
10:26Do you have any concerns right now?
10:28Yes, I do.
10:29As an entertainer, I have a lot of concerns.
10:32You have a lot of concerns.
10:34You have a lot of concerns.
10:36I have a lot of concerns.
10:38You don't have a lot of concerns.
10:39You don't have a lot of concerns.
10:40No, I don't.
10:41The Geese has a lot of concerns.
10:44You said that five years ago, but nothing has changed.
10:49What do you do for a living?
10:51I don't have a job.
10:53This is terrible.
10:55By the way, I'm working.
10:57I'm doing my best as a comedian.
11:01He has a regular show, but he still has a live show.
11:07Ash and D, us, Love Letters, and the Akagaya sisters.
11:11The three of us have been doing our best.
11:14In 2018, the Akagaya sisters won the W.
11:17We were the only ones who were left behind.
11:20Yasuhaki, who said that the two of us should do our best, won last year.
11:24We were the only ones who were left behind.
11:26That's a great encouragement.
11:28Many people say that this is a great encouragement.
11:31Will the two champions from the same agency come out?
11:35Yes, they will.
11:37In addition, Love Letters has been challenging for more than 10 years.
11:41We have also been challenging for more than 10 years.
11:44Do you think the viewers want to see the same thing?
11:49It's the same with Renpa.
11:53There was no pattern of Renpa.
11:55But it's the same agency.
11:57We worked hard together.
11:59I can't lose to Love Letters.
12:02I'll do my best.
12:03It's like a drama.
12:05That's a good excuse.
12:07That's a good excuse.
12:09That's a good excuse.
12:11I don't understand.
12:12I feel like I'm losing.
12:14You've never been left behind because of your close friends, have you?
12:19No, I haven't.
12:20I've never been left behind.
12:22That's right.
12:26But in the New Year's party, Mr. Kitaro said,
12:29I don't want to go to the same agency.
12:32Mr. Kitaro said that.
12:34If you don't want to go to the same agency, you won't say that.
12:36If you think about Mr. Kitaro's personality, you will.
12:39Don't make me cry.
12:41But that's a dream.
12:44He said that.
12:46It's always a dream.
12:47Everyone is chasing their dreams.
12:54I didn't want to see Geese saying that.
12:56I didn't want to see Geese saying that.
12:58I'm sorry.
12:59I wanted to hear that you still do what you believe in.
13:03I'm tired of saying that.
13:07Everyone says that.
13:09Can you live such a hard life?
13:12Mr. Tokui.
13:13I don't think I'm ready to sell.
13:18I've seen a lot of people sell.
13:21I've seen a lot of people turn their backs on their favorite fans.
13:25I've seen a lot of people turn their backs on their favorite fans.
13:29I'm a comedian.
13:32I'm a comedian, but I'm still willing to sell comics.
13:38I can't betray people who believe in me.
13:44I'm a comic cafe lady.
13:47Is it better for me not to sell my cartoons?
13:49If you want to sell it, you should sell it.
13:59That's right.
14:01You can't shake it off.
14:03That's what I'm thinking.
14:05I see.
14:07It's really bad for your stomach.
14:09That's a good thing to say.
14:11Mr. Iwai.
14:13It's really bad.
14:15For example, even if you go on a diet,
14:17you'll be in the best shape.
14:19I think you're in that state now.
14:21It's not a hard time.
14:23It's a stable period.
14:25It's a stable period.
14:27No, no, no, no.
14:29It's not stable at 160,000 a month.
14:31160,000 a month?
14:33It's the first month of the year.
14:35It's the first month of the year.
14:37It's the first month of the year.
14:39Now it's 300,000.
14:41It's common.
14:43160,000 a month.
14:45I don't want to let go of it.
14:47I think there's something I'm protecting.
14:49I can't get rid of it.
14:51I'm in a situation where I can't.
14:53But I'm doing a harp.
14:55I'm still doing the harp.
14:57I've been doing it for five years.
14:59I don't lie in practice.
15:01I don't lie in practice.
15:03Believing that it will be useful for work someday.
15:05Believing that it will be useful for work someday.
15:07He has been playing the harp for five years.
15:09What's the ability to improve?
15:11What's the ability to improve?
15:13What's the ability to improve?
15:15This is a real thing.
15:17That's the best.
15:19What?
15:21What are you doing?
15:23What are you doing?
15:25It's like a face in a harp.
15:29It's a face.
15:31Wow.
15:35You are so funny.
15:37It's funny.
15:39Are you okay?
15:41It's amazing.
15:43It's amazing.
15:45It's wonderful.
15:47It's interesting.
15:49People want to use it.
15:51Why did you get close to a harpist?
15:55You look like a harpist.
15:57I'm sorry.
15:59I'm not aware of it.
16:01I got close to a harpist.
16:03You look like a harpist.
16:05You don't look like a harpist.
16:07I see.
16:09There is a gap between us.
16:11I see.
16:13You seem to have a good sense.
16:15When I play the harp, I can't show my sense.
16:17So I can't show my vulgarity.
16:19I see.
16:21You play the harp and show your vulgarity.
16:23If I can make people laugh,
16:25I don't care about the harp industry.
16:27That's right.
16:29That's right.
16:31Isn't it dangerous when it's not like that?
16:33For example,
16:35there is a program called Bangalore.
16:37We can play the harp.
16:39Can we do that?
16:41Yes, we can.
16:43Can I play the harp with my vulgarity?
16:45I can't believe it.
16:47Why are you so vulgar?
16:49You are a harpist.
16:51I'm a comedian.
16:53Then can you play the harp with your vulgarity?
16:55I can't do that.
16:57I can't do that.
16:59I can't do that.
17:01How about you, OZAKI?
17:03Can you play the harp with your vulgarity?
17:05I can.
17:07I can't.
17:09Then you can play the harp with your vulgarity.
17:11I can.
17:13Then you can play the harp with your vulgarity.
17:15You can admit the harp industry.
17:17I can play the harp.
17:19Wait a minute.
17:21Can he play another one?
17:23I can't believe it.
17:25I can't believe it.
17:27I can't believe it.
17:29I can't believe it.
17:31Then you can play the harp with your vulgarity.
17:33You are saying that.
17:35That's right.
17:37I can play the harp with my vulgarity.
17:39He is a comedian who plays the harp.
17:41He is an interesting harpist.
17:43You should practice.
17:45Where do you perform if you practice?
17:47Here.
17:49Do you play the harp here?
17:51Where can you do that?
17:55The world is real.
17:57The world is real.
17:59You can go to the world.
18:01You can go to the world.
18:03You can go to the world.
18:05You can go to the world.
18:07You can go to the world.
18:09You can go to the world.
18:11Takasa.
18:13Have you started it recently?
18:15Yes.
18:17I started pole dancing.
18:19It's very difficult.
18:21How long have you been learning?
18:23It's been about 8 months.
18:25It's been a long time.
18:27I think it's more interesting to keep doing it with the harp.
18:29Will it be a new weapon that follows the harp?
18:33Let's see Takasa's pole dancing.
19:03It's amazing.
19:05It's amazing.
19:07It's amazing.
19:09It's amazing.
19:15Only her hand is moving.
19:29It's amazing.
19:31It's amazing.
19:33It's amazing.
19:35This is good.
19:37I'm so happy.
19:39I'm so happy.
19:41I'm so happy.
19:43Is this okay?
19:45Like a harp?
19:47Yes, yes.
19:49I think it's getting worse.
19:51People like pole dancing too much.
19:53People don't like pole dancing anymore.
19:55Is there another pole?
19:57Is there another pole?
19:59I'm so happy.
20:01I'm so happy.
20:03I'm so happy.
20:05Next episode.
20:07Shigoku no Eroganzai.
20:09It's so exciting.
20:11Isn't he sleeping?
20:13And...
20:15Takeru-san.
20:17Come here.
20:19Hosei-san.
20:21I'm so scared.
20:23Don't do that.
20:25Nobody can change me.
20:29Nobody can change me.
20:31Yeah.
20:33Now.
20:35Think of how far we've come.
20:37No more doubts what we need.
20:39As long as there is hope.
20:41You know we can be free.
20:59It's like a review show.
21:01While eating.
21:03I see.
21:05Invite me to your dinner show.
21:07I'll invite you to my dinner show.
21:09I'll invite you to my dinner show.
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