R-1グランプリ2025 2025年3月8日 【最終決戦】23代王者に輝くのは!-
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00:00FINAL STAGE
00:09R-1 Grand Prix 2025, it's time for the final stage.
00:13The first stage will be played by Rion Tazuhara,
00:16the second by Lizardman Hagi,
00:18and the third by Daore Tomoda.
00:21Now, the judges, Jinnai, it's time for the final stage.
00:25Well, everyone did well,
00:27but I didn't expect these three to make it to the final stage.
00:33That's how much I was surprised.
00:36It's interesting.
00:37I'm looking forward to it.
00:38Now, Mr. Bakarizuma, how do you feel?
00:40Well, this year, it's really difficult to judge.
00:43I wish there were people who could slide more openly.
00:45No, no, no, no.
00:46It's easy to put on.
00:47It's easy to put on.
00:48It's easy to put on, but there's no one like that.
00:50It's difficult.
00:52Now, let's go.
00:54The first person to go to the final stage is Rion Tazuhara.
00:58I've never won a game before.
01:00Showing the power of a king,
01:02he advances to the final stage.
01:04Tonight, he'll reach the second peak.
01:13Rion Tazuhara
01:17Hello, I'm Rion Tazuhara.
01:19Nice to meet you.
01:23Thank you very much.
01:25You know,
01:26you know,
01:27not at all.
01:28Not at all.
01:29Not at all.
01:30Not at all.
01:31Not at all.
01:32Not at all.
01:33Not at all.
01:34Not at all.
01:35Not at all.
01:36Not at all.
01:37If we were in a bar together for a few hours,
01:39we would say something like this.
01:41So, listen.
01:44Last night, at 2 a.m.,
01:45Hiroshi suddenly called me and said,
01:49Wait a minute.
01:50Wait a minute.
01:51Wait a minute.
01:52Wait a minute.
01:53Wait a minute.
01:56Sit here for a moment.
01:58Sit here for a moment.
01:59Come here.
02:00Come here.
02:01Come here.
02:03My seat is not in the fridge.
02:05What time is it?
02:11What time is it?
02:12Say it with your mouth.
02:14I want you to experience it.
02:17Not at all.
02:18Not at all.
02:19For the time being,
02:20give me back my heart beating.
02:22I was so embarrassed at that time.
02:25Not at all.
02:26Not at all.
02:27If you were watching TV in your friend's room,
02:29you would say something like this.
02:31I'm sorry.
02:32I'm sorry.
02:33Can you turn up the volume a little more?
02:35I'll turn up the volume a little more.
02:37Remote control, click, click, click, click.
02:40Hey, seriously?
02:41Seriously?
02:42Seriously?
02:43Seriously?
02:44If you were watching TV in my house,
02:45the volume would be so loud.
02:46So what?
02:51So what?
02:52You are the loudest in this room.
02:57I'm watching TV alone,
02:58so can you go home?
02:59Also,
03:00you would say something like this in the passenger seat.
03:10This street looks like my hometown, Paris.
03:12Go to sleep!
03:17Go to sleep!
03:18Why are you talking about my hometown all of a sudden?
03:20Hey, hey, hey.
03:21Do you want me to show you the savior's law?
03:23The savior's law?
03:24Please fix it right away.
03:26Huh?
03:27Huh?
03:29How long will it take for you to fix it?
03:31Oh,
03:32about 10 minutes.
03:34Oh.
03:36Right here?
03:38Yes, right here.
03:39Oh.
03:41Which way is this?
03:43It's straight all the way.
03:44Oh.
03:47Is it left next?
03:48Hey, you!
03:49Go straight!
03:54Why do you want to go straight?
03:57Do you really want to finish in the first place?
04:00Please touch this.
04:01Please touch this.
04:02Please touch this.
04:03Was there a circuit yesterday?
04:05I don't know.
04:06I don't know, I don't know.
04:08What kind of reaction should I get if you say that?
04:11Also, if you want to cut from both sides,
04:13you have to connect.
04:20You have to connect.
04:23I want you to try a little harder.
04:26I can't do it at all.
04:27I can't do it at all.
04:28This is what happens when you touch a smartphone.
04:32Smartphone, click, click, click, click.
04:35Click, click, click, click.
04:38Click, click, click.
04:39What?
04:40What?
04:41I have five more minutes to charge.
04:44Oh, no.
04:45This is a screenshot.
04:46Are you stupid?
04:48Are you stupid?
04:50I can't be a screenshot.
04:52What?
04:53What?
04:54What?
04:55This pole is soft.
04:56What's so funny?
04:57What's so funny about a car being soft?
05:00Also, the stairs to the shrine are only on the right foot.
05:05Each step is low and wide.
05:08This is what happens.
05:11I want to get off with both feet.
05:13Can't you make it a slope?
05:15What's this?
05:16It's coming out from here.
05:19It's coming out from here.
05:20What kind of angle is this?
05:22What kind of feint is this?
05:23I can't understand it at all.
05:24Wow, wow, wow, wow.
05:25The hanger is on the side.
05:26Soft, soft, soft.
05:27What?
05:28The previous one was vertical.
05:35You're too stupid.
05:37You should learn the length of your own futon.
05:41Well, it's not good at all.
05:42Thank you very much.
05:46Thank you very much.
05:49It's not good at all.
05:51It's not good at all.
05:52It's not good at all.
05:53Yes, I got it.
05:54I'm curious.
05:55Yes.
05:56After 90 seconds, Mr. Hagino Rizardman will appear.
05:58Yes.
06:05After 90 seconds, Mr. Hagino Rizardman will appear.
06:15The final stage of the R-1 Grand Prix 2025 will continue.
06:18The second person in the final stage is Mr. Hagino Rizardman.
06:23Get a high score with a full set of moves.
06:27Face the pin game and make your own laughter explode.
06:32Come on.
06:33Come on.
06:37Mr. Hagino Rizardman.
06:41Let's start the lesson.
06:43The fifth lesson is about life.
06:46I think most of you are still in elementary school.
06:51But as you grow up, you will get to know the society and meet various people.
06:55So today, I'd like to talk about what kind of people we meet in our daily lives.
07:02First of all, this kind of person.
07:06Thank you very much. Please come again.
07:09This person is too greedy to pronounce.
07:13What is it, Kenta?
07:14I don't understand.
07:15I'll try it.
07:17Ah.
07:22I'm here.
07:26There is a cute person.
07:28He looks polite, but he only speaks five characters.
07:33He enters the room like a bank robber.
07:36I'll try it.
07:40Someone doesn't have a band-aid.
07:42There is a cute person.
07:45I cut my finger, so I came in with great force.
07:47Everyone was surprised and raised their hands.
07:50Someone can't find a band-aid.
07:55OK.
07:56Let's go.
08:01There is a cute person.
08:03There are some people who go around in the same place from time to time.
08:06There is a cute person.
08:08Someone does 99% of the cleaning.
08:14There is a cute person.
08:24There is a cute person.
08:2699% of the cleaning is the limit.
08:30There is a cute person.
08:32Someone is more excited than a dog.
08:38There is a cute person.
08:39Someone says,
08:41There is a cute person.
08:42Someone is disappointed with the saw.
08:48What is this?
08:50I can't cut it at all.
08:52There is a cute person.
08:53Someone is dancing alone with a saw.
08:56There is a cute person.
08:58Someone says,
09:00When you sit on the floor, lower your company.
09:03I'm tired today.
09:06I'm tired.
09:09There is a cute person.
09:11Someone says,
09:12I'm tired.
09:14Someone says,
09:15I'm tired.
09:16When you stand up,
09:17I'm tired.
09:19Remember this in two steps.
09:22There is a cute person.
09:24Someone spits on the floor before picking up girls.
09:35There is a cute person.
09:37Someone spits on the floor before picking up girls.
09:41There is a cute person.
09:42Someone spits on the flour.
10:06There is a cute person.
10:08Someone says,
10:09I will become a flour myself.
10:11This is one step.
10:12Or,
10:13I will do this and this.
10:16Flour is two steps.
10:18There is a cute person.
10:20Someone delivers Uber Eats to a calm atmosphere.
10:26I'm sorry.
10:27This is Darjeeling Tea.
10:30There is a cute person.
10:31It's delicious.
10:37There is a cute person.
10:38Uber Eats has a bicycle.
10:40I don't care about the atmosphere of the store.
10:44There is a grandmother who carries a bouquet of flowers.
10:55There is a cute person.
10:56At that age, love for flowers is gone.
11:00That's all for today's lesson.
11:01In the next lesson, we will make a sad saw.
11:09Thank you very much.
11:13He was good at imitating.
11:19The last person to appear after 60 seconds is Tomoda Ore-san.
11:29Tomoda Ore-san
11:40This is the last story of the R1 Grand Prix 2025.
11:43The third person is Tomoda Ore-san.
11:47He won the first stage with his voice.
11:52He is aiming for the youngest winner in history.
12:02Tomoda Ore-san
12:09Hello.
12:12I'm Tomoda Ore-san.
12:16Thank you very much.
12:17I brought a wonderful song.
12:20It's a song called Nainai Nanai Nanai.
12:25The summer festival is coming.
12:30I'm going to eat shaved ice.
12:34I'm going to dance with fireworks.
12:39I don't have any summer memories.
12:47I'm going to eat shaved ice.
12:52I'm going to dance with fireworks.
12:56I'm going to eat shaved ice.
13:01I don't have any summer memories.
13:10I'm going to eat shaved ice.
13:15Frankenstein vampire
13:20I'm going to eat Chupacabra.
13:24He is afraid of me.
13:27Nainai Nanai Nanai
13:34I wonder why.
13:38The ventilation fan doesn't turn me around.
13:45Nainai Nanai Nanai
13:50Asahi Inyo Suntory
13:54Nihon Koukaku Raitouen
13:59Hokka Sanga Poro Sangaria
14:03Buy my tea over there.
14:06Nainai Nanai Nanai
14:09645 years 794 years
14:171192 years 1582 years
14:211867 years 1902 years
14:26He can't make me laugh.
14:29Nainai Nanai Nanai
14:32The manager after the part-time job.
14:35The deputy manager after the part-time job.
14:38The wife after the part-time job.
14:40The exchange student after the part-time job.
14:42The university student after the part-time job.
14:44The high school student after the part-time job.
14:47He doesn't listen to my instructions.
14:50Nainai Nanai Nanai
14:52Nainai Nanai Nanai
14:59I wonder why.
15:03The bell doesn't ring for me.
15:08I dream of you.
15:13I dream of you.
15:19But you...
15:23But you...
15:28But you...
15:37I won't appear in their dreams.
15:40Nainai Nanai Nanai
15:42Nainai Nanai Nanai
15:47Thank you very much.
15:49Thank you very much.
15:51Everyone has seen him in their dreams.
15:54He's scary.
15:55Now, judges, please choose who was the most interesting.
15:59Whoever wins will be very happy.
16:02Yes.
16:04Who will be the champion?
16:07The youngest?
16:09The first!
16:10Who will be the champion?
16:15Who will be the champion?
16:20What will happen in the next round?
16:24R-1 Grand Prix 2025
16:27The champion of R-1 Grand Prix 2025 will be decided.
16:39The final stage will be decided by the 7 judges.
16:44The voting has already ended.
16:46Tatsuhara, how was it?
16:48It was the best tournament.
16:50All three of them flipped.
16:54I can't believe it.
16:59It's okay.
17:01I'm relieved.
17:03Hagi-san, how was it?
17:07I think all three of them showed everything they've got.
17:12All three of them.
17:14All three of them.
17:17I think all three of them showed everything they've got.
17:20Tomoda, how was it?
17:22It doesn't matter who the champion is.
17:24Kazama-san, you should be the champion.
17:29Kazama-san, you're so generous.
17:32Let's see how it goes.
17:34Now, let's see the final results.
17:47Hagi-san
17:57Sakuma-san
18:02Noda-san
18:07Koyama-san
18:14Tomoda-san
18:20Tomoda-san
18:24Hagi-san
18:28Tomoda-san
18:41Congratulations.
18:44How do you feel now?
18:46I can't believe it.
18:50I can't believe it.
18:54Tomoda-san
19:02Tomoda-san
19:10Tomoda-san
19:19How is it?
19:19It's like a taxi on the way back,
19:21humming a song.
19:23Good luck!
19:24And so,
19:25the youngest winner,
19:263 votes,
19:27Tomoda, please say a few words!
19:29Everyone!
19:31Get on my boat!
19:39Amazing!
19:40Amazing!