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00:00:00Right then folks, back for a bash, a bit of Sunday slotting for you.
00:00:07I'm starting with 2709, that is what I finished last session here with.
00:00:12Playing at one of the usual casinos, it's the one with the letters.
00:00:15If you want to know the name of the casino that I play at, you can find it out only at
00:00:18backinmo.com on the casino tab.
00:00:21I try not to show the name anywhere in the video and I certainly don't mention it so
00:00:24you can just chill out and watch the games if that's what you're here for.
00:00:28I'm just going to jump in, grab myself a bonus on something that I like to play and I'll
00:00:32bring you right back.
00:00:33Right, I'm going to start on Beam, boys.
00:00:36It's extremely volatile but sometimes it hits massive, doesn't it?
00:00:41You do need at least one on six and another one on five or four with it though, so how
00:00:47slow are you going?
00:00:49It's still doing that shit thing where sometimes it loads and sometimes it doesn't.
00:00:53I'm just going to pause you while it does it.
00:00:56Right, okay, we are in.
00:00:58Switch that to that one.
00:01:00I mean...
00:01:03Volatility normal.
00:01:06Shall we just have a little go of normal and see what happens?
00:01:12I'll have a go of extreme in a sec but...
00:01:15I mean, so what's it trying to tell you that normal's going to provide?
00:01:21Probably shite as well.
00:01:2277.20 is quite good though, off two on three.
00:01:28Come on, stick one on six, you bastard.
00:01:31Oh, that should be okay.
00:01:33There's quite a few kings going on there.
00:01:35There's another 96.80.
00:01:37Oh, fucking hell.
00:01:39Alright, calm down.
00:01:41It's only a profit.
00:01:43296 quid, one spin to go.
00:01:46Hmm, interesting.
00:01:48£220 it costs, 297.20 it pays.
00:01:52Let's have another bash.
00:01:56Obviously, with it being volatility normal, it probably can't go bonkers this side, can it?
00:02:03But also, it shouldn't ever really give you, like, two quid.
00:02:06Which is entirely possible on the other side.
00:02:1058.40 for that is really quite good.
00:02:15Come on, make the noise.
00:02:18Oh, that's probably going to have saved me.
00:02:22That's probably 140 quid.
00:02:25150.20, I won't far off.
00:02:27£220.40p.
00:02:29It was a victory, 40p.
00:02:30Let's switch it.
00:02:33Let's switch it and channel those fucking real six cats.
00:02:37Come on, you bastard, today.
00:02:41Show me the cats of glory.
00:02:44It's entirely possible it just goes all the way through this bonus
00:02:47and doesn't land a single cat like this.
00:02:51Oh, just popped our little tiny one at the end.
00:02:55Only for 25 quid, though.
00:02:57£31.
00:02:59I'll have another go that side, but it is dangerous as fuck.
00:03:05You kind of need the fifth scatter.
00:03:08If it gives you 20, does it give you 20 spins?
00:03:10I think it does.
00:03:13Come on, 216.
00:03:14Fucking hell, blow the doors off with 216.
00:03:16Oh my god, you didn't give me a single cat for £4.60p.
00:03:23Right, I'll have one last go on that super fucking extreme volatility side.
00:03:32Because I don't want to do my absolute brains in on game number one, do I?
00:03:36Started off really well as well.
00:03:38Oh, I've not been lucky with the symbols there, I don't think.
00:03:4279.40p.
00:03:43A cat anywhere else along.
00:03:45Oh, huge.
00:03:46That's monster, that.
00:03:49I'm not even going to press that, I bet that's huge.
00:03:51I bet that's grand.
00:03:54How am I getting ideas over my station there?
00:03:56I'm not pressing it.
00:03:57I think that might be like £1,800 or something daft.
00:04:03Please don't disappoint me.
00:04:05Oh, I really attempted to press it, but it's going quite fast now.
00:04:09Come on, get to fucking nearly two.
00:04:12I've had 216 before and I swear it was too bad.
00:04:16Yes, go, go, go!
00:04:20Fucking too bad would have been a great guess, wouldn't it?
00:04:24And there we go, there we have it.
00:04:27Take that and run the fuck away.
00:04:29£2,098.
00:04:31What a beautiful little start.
00:04:33Onwards.
00:04:35Right, I'm going to try a little bit of roaming stackways,
00:04:38but I'm not going to do the usual and play main stackways after it.
00:04:41I've just fancied this one for a little tiny go,
00:04:45just in case it decides to pay me.
00:04:49Which, you know, occasionally it throws out the middle three question marks, doesn't it?
00:04:54Decent symbol either side.
00:04:57Oh, man.
00:04:59If any of those were anything better than a single, it might have been all right.
00:05:04Doesn't usually batter out at ten, does it?
00:05:09£11.40.
00:05:10I need to hear the noise, please.
00:05:12And another one.
00:05:14Eee, what symbol are you picking?
00:05:16Queens.
00:05:18And only a six and a five for £10.80, please.
00:05:27Oh, why didn't you?
00:05:28Oh, it wasn't that, it was bamboo head.
00:05:30Right, final spin.
00:05:31Yeah, that was dog shit, wasn't it?
00:05:34Can't win them all.
00:05:35£26.88, Jesus Christ.
00:05:39Go again!
00:05:41You need to go up twice and please me.
00:05:48One, three and five, maybe?
00:05:50Oh, only jacks again.
00:05:54Five and an eight.
00:05:56Shite.
00:05:59Go and do something monster.
00:06:05Oh, god, it's revealed at ten again.
00:06:07You don't often see that, do you?
00:06:12Oh, fuck off.
00:06:13I hate it when there's two and they're not used.
00:06:17£24 so far, two spins left.
00:06:21Pretty much the same as the fucking first bonus.
00:06:25It's almost like it knows it had a decent start.
00:06:34Bonus number three.
00:06:41Oh, you're doing bamboo head, you are.
00:06:43A ten again, what's going on with these tens?
00:06:47Give me more than one that actually expands and your ten fucking goes on holiday.
00:06:52Seventy ways jacks for about 20 quid.
00:06:54£25.20, I need more than fucking two.
00:07:01Come on, hit me with three, all the way across.
00:07:05With a picture symbol.
00:07:07Oh, oh, single aces, you fuck.
00:07:10I heard the ten pops out, fair dues.
00:07:13Two hundred and fifty ways aces, that's going to be all right, actually.
00:07:18Two hundred and ten quid.
00:07:21All right, three spins to go.
00:07:23Oh, oh, you could have used bamboo head, but well, I suppose jacks are there, aren't they?
00:07:27I bet bamboo head was a bigger pay there.
00:07:32Extra 42.
00:07:35All right, final spin.
00:07:36Yeah, I think I might run away with that.
00:07:43287.52, on we go.
00:07:48Right, let's go and play a bit of Royal Spud 2.
00:07:51It's been a while, it's been ages, it's been at least half an hour.
00:07:53We're on about...
00:08:01Right, 272, that's the usual, isn't it?
00:08:06I've only just started the second one, love.
00:08:14Oh, don't ask.
00:08:20Come on, straight through this first level, please.
00:08:23No.
00:08:33Okay, we've got real tying togetherage.
00:08:44Oh, nearly had them both.
00:08:46Just needed that blue under the potato to be bloody green, didn't we?
00:08:53Right, there we go.
00:08:58Wow, that's taken five spins to get through the first level.
00:09:11Oh, where was the bat?
00:09:22I'd like to see some more orange, please.
00:09:30Nope, on the front reel.
00:09:33You know, where we need it.
00:09:34There you go, see?
00:09:35And now just slap the green out, because, well, you've taken the piss with my spins.
00:09:4022 quid, that's taking the piss even more.
00:09:45One spin to hit it.
00:09:46It's just going to take all that fucking profit back, isn't it?
00:09:49Oh, wow.
00:09:52Could you have been closer to hitting the green?
00:09:55No, you couldn't.
00:09:56Oh, you could.
00:09:57You could have actually hit it.
00:10:00What fucking day is it?
00:10:02It's Friday, that's what day it is.
00:10:04I know you're watching this on a Sunday, but, you know, I'm being productive and
00:10:09making a video for you for Sunday, so I can go and trough my face at Sunday lunch.
00:10:14Sounds like a plan, right?
00:10:17Yeah, I'll be sat there with my lettuce.
00:10:18A bit of cucumber, some sliced carrot, and some chicken breast.
00:10:25Probably.
00:10:26Health kick!
00:10:28Why did I agree to that?
00:10:31Because I wanted to do it.
00:10:33There you go, you see?
00:10:34I'm going to smash it, don't worry.
00:10:37Green and blue, or green and blue, or green and blue, or green and blue.
00:10:44No, just the green.
00:10:47Just the green in 72p.
00:10:50I hate that reel.
00:10:53Blue's in.
00:10:54Still taking four spins, they want.
00:10:56Yes!
00:10:57Right, I want an extra bag, please.
00:11:02Stop being greedy.
00:11:06Oh, how have you given me nothing there?
00:11:08They were peppered all over the place.
00:11:10The green's in, and there's the bag.
00:11:13Oh, I was being positive, didn't work.
00:11:20I've got the fucking green, what am I on about?
00:11:22I meant orange.
00:11:25And now the blue, knobhead!
00:11:29Are you there?
00:11:30You only just.
00:11:32I'd like some extra spins, please, like five of the fuckers.
00:11:37Oh, nearly.
00:11:39That's a good position if I get the expansion, but it doesn't look like it will.
00:11:43The blue is in.
00:11:51Just hit me with a win on those two multipliers.
00:11:53Right, the green's in, the purple's there as well, that's all right.
00:11:57Two out of fucking five, ain't bad.
00:12:00Tashman's in down there.
00:12:02Right, orange and blue, four spins to find them.
00:12:06Oh, orange, nearly.
00:12:08So close yet so far.
00:12:10The blue's in, I need a bag.
00:12:13Blanket.
00:12:14Gonna do me with the orange, aren't you?
00:12:17Orange.
00:12:19Oh, please give me that bag.
00:12:22That's a lot of bag teases, isn't it?
00:12:24Extra spins!
00:12:26Spins.
00:12:28Fuck.
00:12:29Just throw the orange down, then.
00:12:32Give me a little tiny chance with my golden drops of multiplier mayhem.
00:12:37Orange!
00:12:39Oh, prick.
00:12:41Everything but.
00:12:43It's not happening, then, is it?
00:12:45Oh, it is!
00:12:46It's happening on the fucking last spin!
00:12:50Right, three spins at that with the multipliers, come on.
00:12:53Just hit a golden.
00:12:5420 in 10.
00:12:55Oh, you're a dickhead.
00:12:57That, it kind of hit him, didn't it?
00:13:01How about a bag?
00:13:04Oh, it's shifted it into profit, that's the final spin, though.
00:13:07Oh, dare you.
00:13:10Oh, you teasing fuck.
00:13:13Teasing bastard.
00:13:15335 quid, I suppose it's all right.
00:13:19It's only a tiny profit, though, from 272, isn't it?
00:13:22I'll go again.
00:13:23I'll have one more.
00:13:26Boom, boom, boom.
00:13:30Speed spin.
00:13:43Yeah, I don't mind it as long as it starts with one.
00:13:52What are you giving me?
00:13:54Oh, that's pointless there.
00:13:56And a pointless position.
00:13:58That was a waste of a bag, wasn't it?
00:14:01Let's have another bag.
00:14:03Oh, you weren't feeling sorry enough for me.
00:14:08Already got the blue, you dick.
00:14:10Oh, sod off with your bag teases.
00:14:13There's the green.
00:14:17Four spins to expand for the first time.
00:14:20It's a bit fucking shit, isn't it?
00:14:22£6.24.
00:14:25Bag me this time, you teasing dick.
00:14:31Spins.
00:14:34No.
00:14:37Well, it's going to hit at least one of them, surely.
00:14:41Would you think?
00:14:43It did hit one of them.
00:14:50Have you got an orange in you?
00:14:54Not with a front wheel like that, you haven't.
00:14:58All that.
00:15:00Right now, please.
00:15:02Jesus.
00:15:04Yeah, right.
00:15:11Three to go.
00:15:13Doesn't look like I'm getting free level two, does it?
00:15:25Right, I'm going to do one last one.
00:15:26I can't leave on 12 quid.
00:15:28Well, I could.
00:15:29I don't really want to.
00:15:30Oh, you had plenty of space for another spud, you fuck.
00:15:35Just like four scatters once.
00:15:38Oh, I fancy that Barbarossa's revenge again.
00:15:42Although, if I get steered on it sometimes.
00:15:48That's a shit start.
00:15:57Surprisingly, it's the watering can.
00:16:06Oh, nice.
00:16:09Got them both.
00:16:10Would have only been better if the bag tees had landed.
00:16:14That would have been a great one for fucking level two.
00:16:16Would have had them all.
00:16:18Shit house.
00:16:25I'm not going green in the bag.
00:16:28Just fucking tease the bag like a twat today.
00:16:33There's the orange.
00:16:35I'm getting done by the blue.
00:16:37And I want a slow bag land.
00:16:42Give me the blue, please.
00:16:46Fuck off.
00:16:47You better land this time.
00:16:48Show me.
00:16:49Wow.
00:16:52Oh, behave.
00:16:57How many times do you want to put the blue in the top fucking left and then not match it?
00:17:01And then not match it.
00:17:10Wow, how many fucking misses.
00:17:13Oh, you do have blues.
00:17:24That's Tashman for fork with beef.
00:17:28There's the green and the orange, but I've only got two spins left.
00:17:31How about purple and blue on this one?
00:17:33Bof.
00:17:34Shit head.
00:17:38Oh, you wanker.
00:17:40Done me by the blue.
00:17:428168, that'll have to do.
00:17:45That'll have to do.
00:17:46That's definitely enough of that.
00:17:48I'm going to run away and find a new game.
00:17:51Well, it's not going to be a new game.
00:17:52It's going to be a favourite, isn't it?
00:17:54Right, it's going to be a bit of fists.
00:17:56I haven't played it personally for a week, over a week.
00:18:00It's going to have a go.
00:18:01I think it was on the video before last, but that was quite a long time ago now.
00:18:06And I made that a couple of days before it happened.
00:18:09So I'm craving some fistage.
00:18:12Stop it.
00:18:15Right, something good, please.
00:18:22Okay, we begin with a blue bar.
00:18:2715 quid is all right.
00:18:28Largely down to the 5x multi.
00:18:31Right, we need one more.
00:18:33We've got seven spins for one more blue.
00:18:36There, hello there.
00:18:38Lovely jubbly.
00:18:39Right, okay.
00:18:39How about fists on the floor?
00:18:41You don't usually do it for me.
00:18:44There you go again, on the fucking ceiling.
00:18:48Imagine those were below those fucking symbols.
00:18:51It would have blown the doors off.
00:18:53148.40 as it stands.
00:18:55But plenty of time to get another activation with there being five spins left.
00:19:00You never know.
00:19:02Straight in with another red, please.
00:19:04Oh, if only they were red.
00:19:05You're punching though.
00:19:07Right, so four to go.
00:19:09One red bar.
00:19:12It's possible.
00:19:15Don't hold your breath though, because you might die.
00:19:18Hey, we've only got it.
00:19:20There you go.
00:19:22I was just going to say that's going to be a decent spin in its own right there.
00:19:26Extra 152 quid and here comes the red fists.
00:19:29What you got?
00:19:31Fuck all.
00:19:32Two of you are on the ceiling again.
00:19:33Once again, if you put them below the symbols, it goes off its tits.
00:19:3974 quid is poor there.
00:19:44Oh, fuck.
00:19:45I didn't realise I only needed two.
00:19:47444.80 though.
00:19:49It's a profit, I suppose.
00:19:50Should I smash and grab that?
00:19:51Yeah, all right.
00:19:53Right, let's go for a bit of magic piggy.
00:19:55Yes, I play this all the time too, but who cares?
00:19:57It's never the fucking same, is it?
00:19:59Why do you watch a football match after you've seen one?
00:20:05I don't care.
00:20:06I like it.
00:20:07That's all that matters, to be honest.
00:20:09It's only ever the same if it zeros you, isn't it?
00:20:11It's like we've probably seen a few zeros on this before.
00:20:15But every other time, it's fucking different.
00:20:18It's a pipe down.
00:20:21What are you saying here?
00:20:22Oh, fucking, that's perfect.
00:20:25And again.
00:20:26Bof, bof.
00:20:26You, you bastard.
00:20:29That could have been really good there if it was anything other than times two.
00:20:33And sometimes it hits it a few times each, doesn't it?
00:20:36Well, not today.
00:20:39That was like the perfect set-up.
00:20:40Okay, nice storage.
00:20:41Let's have a hat off you.
00:20:43Come on, you've got three spins to hat me.
00:20:52115, 80 and no hats to be seen.
00:20:55Oh, this is what?
00:20:59115, 80 and no hats to be seen.
00:21:13Nice to not get one yellow dot.
00:21:17Nice again.
00:21:20Oh, you're broken.
00:21:22Oh, hello.
00:21:23Back to 10.
00:21:24That's pretty good there, actually.
00:21:26Usually when I get a retrigger on this, I've got no fucking dots.
00:21:29Don't wild me.
00:21:31Hello, dollar sign.
00:21:34Nine spins.
00:21:35That's quite a lot of, you promise?
00:21:37Look at these multipliers.
00:21:39There's fucking four of them.
00:21:42See, where was me times three when there was just two fucking squares?
00:21:47Nice.
00:21:48280x with technically one spin taken.
00:21:52336 beans.
00:21:55I want to see a star on four with a hat.
00:21:59Pardon?
00:22:02Oh, you one dotted me.
00:22:03I've never seen four stars on one screen before.
00:22:06And then I was just going to say you better hat me and it did.
00:22:09Oh, that real four has fucked me.
00:22:14Dirty bastard.
00:22:15That's a terrible set-up.
00:22:17Look at it.
00:22:18Oh, 90 quid off that.
00:22:22I feel hard done by.
00:22:25I'm smashing and grabbing this, let's be honest.
00:22:27Give me another hat.
00:22:30One shot at it.
00:22:31Hat me.
00:22:33Swat.
00:22:35436, 32.
00:22:37Yeah, do you know what?
00:22:38I'll just take that and run the fuck away.
00:22:41Right, let's pop over to Sky Bouncy.
00:22:44I do like this one, but it's not been great lately, has it?
00:22:46Always puts the box in the fucking abyss.
00:22:48Can I have some volume, please?
00:22:50Hello?
00:22:54225 is good enough.
00:22:55That makes a change for me to go into that game and it not to show me what I had last time.
00:23:00I don't think I've ever had it do that.
00:23:04Interesting.
00:23:06Strange things are afoot.
00:23:11Congratulations, you've won.
00:23:12Fuck all.
00:23:13I don't think you had plenty of room to knock me another one, but I'll take one.
00:23:21Because then you're going to do that.
00:23:26Come on, a quick one.
00:23:29Oh, the last possible position.
00:23:31Is that the last possible position or is that?
00:23:39It's pretty nice to get wild inside the box.
00:23:42But meant to win.
00:23:45It's got to be a winner.
00:23:47It's only a nice, though.
00:23:485940.
00:23:50Two scatters required.
00:23:52Oh, it just went past.
00:23:54Not going to happen now, then.
00:23:57Oh, fuck me, I nearly did.
00:23:58Are you joking me?
00:23:5980 cleared.
00:24:017911.
00:24:03Run them all up, isn't he good?
00:24:06Bop.
00:24:08Do, do, do, do.
00:24:19We haven't started with one this time.
00:24:22In two spins.
00:24:25Oh, wow, fuck right off.
00:24:30They don't exist.
00:24:33Oh, dare you.
00:24:37Go on, launch a third one.
00:24:42You can't be giving me £17.55, surely.
00:24:55Okay, nice wild in the box.
00:24:57Is that any good?
00:24:59It's a Mega.
00:25:0093.42, it's better than the punch in the...
00:25:03Oh, you can't say that!
00:25:06117.27 that time.
00:25:09Fucking try again!
00:25:21Right, scatters from the off.
00:25:26Cheers.
00:25:28Well, that's pretty pointless, isn't it?
00:25:31One out of four spins.
00:25:34One out of five spins.
00:25:35Can I have two on this next one, or am I having £13?
00:25:39I'll have three if you want.
00:25:41Plenty of room here for a ship of glory.
00:25:45Is it a ship? Is it a boat?
00:25:47It's a ship, you know I've heard.
00:25:50Fucking hell.
00:25:52Go on, give me two on the last spin again.
00:25:57Oh, you can have, fuck all, £20.
00:26:01I mean, seriously?
00:26:10Can I have something good?
00:26:13I'm not sure.
00:26:14I'm not sure.
00:26:15I'm not sure.
00:26:16I'm not sure.
00:26:17I'm not sure.
00:26:18I'm not sure.
00:26:19Can I have something good?
00:26:22£9.99.
00:26:27Right, good.
00:26:28Landerford, I fucking dare you, because that'll be a starting off!
00:26:33Why couldn't you have been a scatter?
00:26:40Yes, okay.
00:26:41We're back to six spins there with the first expansion completed.
00:26:46Okay, it didn't go dead.
00:26:48That's gotta be, that's gotta be good.
00:26:52How is that not sensational?
00:26:54£122 though.
00:26:57Yes.
00:26:59Right, quickly one more.
00:27:03Yes.
00:27:05We've got a bigger box.
00:27:09Don't go in the abyss, put Wild in there.
00:27:11You're a fucking arsehole.
00:27:13You're a fucking arsehole.
00:27:15Oh, stop!
00:27:16You fucking twat.
00:27:19I better don't get one in four spins now.
00:27:22Oh, you better fucking give me one.
00:27:29You disgrace.
00:27:31I mean, that's nice.
00:27:33That's sensational, but I'm one fucking scatter away from a huge box.
00:27:38And I had four spins to get it.
00:27:40Get it!
00:27:41It's £141.20.
00:27:42Give me the scatter!
00:27:45You fuckface.
00:27:47Can't believe that.
00:27:49£390.42.
00:27:51I'll take it.
00:27:52It's popped me back over three, hasn't it?
00:27:54Can you stop if I press it?
00:27:56Yeah, you do.
00:27:57For fuck's sake.
00:27:59£323.032.
00:28:01Ooh, nearly familiar.
00:28:03Right, moving the fuck on.
00:28:05Right, let's go and try Cubes 2.
00:28:07I've been a bit unlucky on this lately.
00:28:09Last time I played it, I mean, I think I got one away or two away.
00:28:12It was a dick, wasn't it?
00:28:16I think I got nine spins or something daft, which I've never got to.
00:28:21Fuck off.
00:28:23It's so shit when you get, like, nine spins and then it starts with none of your colour.
00:28:27It's like, well, what's the point in that?
00:28:29Like that.
00:28:32This is fucked already.
00:28:39Yeah, this is great. I'm going to get none.
00:28:46That's turned over a big bit of purple.
00:28:48That was a bit unlucky not to do another one, though.
00:28:53Too little, too late. We've only one spin to go, mate.
00:28:56Fucking hell.
00:28:59That's added about six more, though, hasn't it?
00:29:01Up to 15, would you say?
00:29:03No, it was another fucking eight.
00:29:07Final spin, though.
00:29:10If I'd have just got off to an alright start there, I might have had a chance.
00:29:17How did I get 24 out of 50 when I had none for the first three spins?
00:29:2177.80 in total.
00:29:24We'll have another go, don't worry.
00:29:26Fuck you.
00:29:30Come on, extra spins, plus three. Bang!
00:29:32Oh my God, he fucking hatched.
00:29:34And he received yellow.
00:29:36Right, come on.
00:29:38Start with a good bit of yellow.
00:29:43Oh, you fucking arsehole.
00:29:45How unlucky is that for yellows?
00:29:50Right, nice yellow at the top there.
00:29:53Right, I need another little patch of yellow down here.
00:29:58Come on, patch me.
00:30:00Are you going to ring around that or what?
00:30:02Put yellow there, if you are.
00:30:04Oh, you twat.
00:30:08Right, we're up to nine. Give me another patch of yellow anywhere.
00:30:13Oh my God, you're a dick.
00:30:17Five spins to get there.
00:30:19It's not going to happen.
00:30:20I need a patch of yellow somewhere nice.
00:30:22You being an arsehole.
00:30:24That's 48 quid a spin now.
00:30:26That's got to have added a few, then.
00:30:30Yeah, nice.
00:30:32Patch of yellow in this big fuck-off gap.
00:30:40Right, three spins. I'm probably halfway.
00:30:43Oh, nearly.
00:30:46Come on, just be nice.
00:30:48Turn over shit loads of it.
00:30:50Oh, it's added another five there, I'd say.
00:30:52It's not adding anything to this 48 quid, though, is it?
00:30:55Because it knows.
00:30:57It would have to pay.
00:31:01Nope, no good.
00:31:04One spin to go.
00:31:06It's going to take me to victory, isn't it?
00:31:10But I wanted the big fat 500x,
00:31:12because I'm a greedy wanker.
00:31:15Oh yeah, you added it right at the end
00:31:17for an extra little bit of spawn duel.
00:31:2238, 12 away,
00:31:24with eight spins. Fuck me.
00:31:26306 quid, though.
00:31:28Right, let me just pop over to Bakkenimo.
00:31:30I'll be right back.
00:31:32Speedily at this section of the video.
00:31:34Got any big wins? You know what to do.
00:31:36Bakkenimo.com, get them uploaded for me.
00:31:38Cheers, I appreciate that.
00:31:40I like to look at them, I like to see what you're achieving,
00:31:42and I like to have a go at some of those games.
00:31:44There's a casino tab, you know what's on there.
00:31:46If you use that page, it supports me
00:31:48as a channel maker of videos, it's as simple as that.
00:31:50There's a forum,
00:31:52well, you can pretty much do what you want on there,
00:31:54but just be nice, it's not hard.
00:31:56As they always say, just a site visit
00:31:58is plenty of support, so if you've got
00:32:00a moment of boredom, Bakkenimo.com
00:32:02and have a little look around.
00:32:04Right, I'm going to go and play that fucking Cubes 2
00:32:06again now, because I am going to get the 500x.
00:32:08Let's be positive.
00:32:10Or am I?
00:32:12Probably fucking not.
00:32:14I'd love the plus three
00:32:16again, though. Why do I always
00:32:18start there? I don't really know.
00:32:20Fuckface.
00:32:22That's a horrible colour as well.
00:32:24I don't like that one.
00:32:28Oh fuck, where were you
00:32:30when I had yellow, eh? Oh my god,
00:32:32imagine that as a yellow start.
00:32:34Fuck.
00:32:36Whereas my colour
00:32:38is nowhere to be seen.
00:32:44Come on, turn over
00:32:46my colour in a big way now.
00:32:48Thanks so much.
00:32:50Oh,
00:32:52I didn't see you up there.
00:32:54You were hiding under the letters of the game.
00:32:58Oh, he's added a few more.
00:33:02Right, go mental.
00:33:04Let's go fucking mental.
00:33:06Oh, I'm lucky everywhere.
00:33:10Cheers.
00:33:12£50.60 so far.
00:33:14Are you going to connect them?
00:33:16No, you fuck.
00:33:18That needs to be raised.
00:33:20I can't see how much that win is.
00:33:22Stupid thing.
00:33:26Watch what you're doing there.
00:33:28Stupid position for that.
00:33:30£16.50, that's knee good.
00:33:32Right, I'll do one more.
00:33:34£64.20.
00:33:36Ouch. Right, last one.
00:33:40It's going to be a standard, fuck off with your five spins,
00:33:42isn't it? Off!
00:33:44Yes, turquoise.
00:33:48Mmm.
00:33:50Oh,
00:33:52that's quite a nice start for turques,
00:33:54isn't it?
00:33:56Just add a bit to it then.
00:33:58Oh,
00:34:00it's boxed in now, what a twat.
00:34:06That does only put more
00:34:08things around it if you get another turquoise.
00:34:14Oh, get up to
00:34:16something good, will you?
00:34:18I mean, monetary wise.
00:34:22£20.
00:34:24And already, there's only two
00:34:26spins left.
00:34:28£27.60.
00:34:30That's what you call
00:34:32no good.
00:34:34Actually, that's added another fucking 12 or something
00:34:36there.
00:34:38You watch, it's added 12, that.
00:34:42Fucking hell, it added 14.
00:34:44It doubled it.
00:34:46Connect them two.
00:34:48Oh, you nearly did.
00:34:50£64.00, good from it, though.
00:34:52It wasn't as shit as it could have been,
00:34:54but it wasn't anywhere near a win, was it?
00:34:56£31.00.
00:34:58I haven't been anywhere near that now for fucking ages,
00:35:00apart from that one where I was like, one away.
00:35:02£142.60.
00:35:04I'm going to leave that now.
00:35:06Onwards.
00:35:08Oh, I forgot to fucking refresh the fucker.
00:35:10What the fuck is it doing?
00:35:12I think I need to relaunch
00:35:14to update my fucking browser. It's being a dick.
00:35:16Wait there. What I was trying
00:35:18to say is, it's Duel at Dawn time.
00:35:20Because it always seems to be
00:35:22at some point in every single
00:35:24video, doesn't it?
00:35:26I'm not even going to do that shit one,
00:35:28because it pisses me off.
00:35:30This one pisses me off as well.
00:35:32You're getting free bonuses, game!
00:35:34If you've done nothing, I shall run the fuck away.
00:35:36That's a lie, because I'll probably do four.
00:35:39One day.
00:35:41I will have you one day.
00:35:43Probably won't.
00:35:50That is absolute
00:35:52bollocks.
00:35:56Are you sure?
00:35:58Seven spins
00:36:00that's taken?
00:36:02What a fucking joke.
00:36:04Right, yeah, alright.
00:36:06Fucking, oh my Christ.
00:36:08Alright, I'll let you off.
00:36:10Is there any money
00:36:12anywhere there? Not really.
00:36:14But we've got through the zone
00:36:16when it looked like we were fucked.
00:36:20Two and three.
00:36:22Cheers for your
00:36:24bookends.
00:36:26Cheers for your two or three.
00:36:3020 quid, I suppose.
00:36:32Oh, we're straight in, we're in it.
00:36:3472 bits.
00:36:36Come on, how about
00:36:38back to backers?
00:36:46Okay, just give me a chance.
00:36:48Just give me a chance.
00:36:50Hit it.
00:36:52You fucker.
00:36:54123
00:36:5660.
00:36:58We go again, we go again.
00:37:04Boom, boom, boom.
00:37:10My 7x
00:37:12but nothing around.
00:37:18The noise.
00:37:20The good noise.
00:37:26Okay.
00:37:28Three bullets.
00:37:30Still need
00:37:32still need one more revolver
00:37:34though, don't we?
00:37:36Now!
00:37:38Shithead.
00:37:40Alright,
00:37:42at least we're there.
00:37:4635
00:37:4840, 77, 88.
00:37:50I need a win off this. I need you to just
00:37:52feel sorry for me, give me an extra
00:37:54one. Two, three and four.
00:37:56Ah, well you could put them in the abyss
00:37:58for no win.
00:38:00Ah, how annoying is that?
00:38:06Yeah, thanks
00:38:08so much. It's amazing
00:38:10grace. Jesus, 8208.
00:38:12What a load of fucking shit.
00:38:16That's your last attempt.
00:38:18It's taken all that back now off
00:38:20Bean Boys, hasn't it? What a fucker.
00:38:22Good win that was.
00:38:24What?
00:38:28You have got x200
00:38:30and I'll fucking see it on video one day.
00:38:32Nice start, 79,
00:38:3480.
00:38:36No, and he's not hibernated
00:38:38and he's a three-bulleter.
00:38:40He's a fucking dirty 2x.
00:38:42Of course he is.
00:38:44Of course he is.
00:38:46Right, early, I want it now.
00:38:48Give me
00:38:50give me it when I've got some spins
00:38:52left.
00:38:56Ah, cheers.
00:38:58Too late, mate. Give me one
00:39:00bullet as well, one, no.
00:39:04I know it's got me through the zone, but I want it to get
00:39:06on towards the fucking next bit.
00:39:14Not the two, alright.
00:39:16Yeah, nice.
00:39:18It's put me into the victory zone.
00:39:20That's an extra 198 quid.
00:39:22Didn't expect that, to be honest with you.
00:39:24Ooh, early
00:39:26outlawage.
00:39:28Two in a fucking row, it's broke.
00:39:30Why? Why have you
00:39:32one-bulleted me there?
00:39:36I'll get another one now
00:39:38and it'll be two bullets.
00:39:42Alright then, no I won't.
00:39:44Right, I'm taking that.
00:39:46325, 56.
00:39:48See you on the next one.
00:39:50I know I had a go of this on the last
00:39:52video, but I quite enjoy it
00:39:54so I'm going to have another little
00:39:56go. I had a decent win on it as well, didn't I?
00:39:58To be fair.
00:40:00I think it was, was it
00:40:021010 quid? It was around
00:40:04about a grand anyway.
00:40:06So let's go and have another bash.
00:40:12I was going to say a smash and grab would be nice, but
00:40:14well, I've got no bananas.
00:40:18Why are you
00:40:20taking a piss?
00:40:24Somehow
00:40:26it was a little bit of money, 13
00:40:28quid. Give me some fucking sticky bananas
00:40:30you dick! Not over there.
00:40:341296
00:40:36and there's three spins remaining.
00:40:40I need your fucking go bananas
00:40:42dickhead fucking square.
00:40:44Yeah, I didn't think so.
00:40:46Oh, that's horrendous.
00:40:481536
00:40:50What are you thinking there, banana
00:40:52head?
00:40:54Bananas.
00:41:00Didn't start well.
00:41:04Yeah, that's not starting well. Come on, give me some
00:41:06sticky fucking bananas!
00:41:08Six!
00:41:125X is alright.
00:41:16Oh, fuck off.
00:41:24And there's already only
00:41:26four spins left.
00:41:30Do you think
00:41:32we're going to see the fucking sim vault?
00:41:36Final spin.
00:41:38Last chance saloon?
00:41:40Fuck, what the fuck?
00:41:42Fuck.
00:41:442928
00:41:46I suppose it was double
00:41:48the last one.
00:41:50Get the balance now.
00:41:52It pisses me off.
00:41:54It's so hard to hold on to a fucking balance.
00:41:58You need a decent win and then a fucking
00:42:00another one straight away.
00:42:02Doesn't fucking happen.
00:42:04Right, six.
00:42:06Six.
00:42:08Five's okay, that should give me a win surely.
00:42:12There's only one
00:42:14blue amount there.
00:42:1611964 though.
00:42:18I need
00:42:20another sticky banana first, you fuck
00:42:22pig.
00:42:24That's about 12p.
00:42:26Come on, stick a couple
00:42:28more.
00:42:30Five spins, stick a couple.
00:42:32Oh my god.
00:42:36Right, there's one.
00:42:38Am I having another symbol off yet?
00:42:42I'd like one now with five.
00:42:48Oh, you fucking teasing
00:42:50fuck. Final spin.
00:42:52No, you didn't do it
00:42:54again, did you?
00:42:56Oh my god.
00:42:58140, 40. Right, I'm going to
00:43:00do one more.
00:43:02That is the last one, whatever happens.
00:43:04If it shits, it's
00:43:06shit.
00:43:08Why don't
00:43:12you start with a sticky banana?
00:43:20What the fuck?
00:43:22Oh, thanks.
00:43:24It's only halfway through
00:43:26the bonus for one.
00:43:32Yeah, thanks.
00:43:34It's taking forever.
00:43:38They didn't even reveal a multiplier,
00:43:40did they?
00:43:46Two spins to go.
00:43:48Oh, as if you're landing now
00:43:50for fun. And there's fucking none.
00:43:52I swear
00:43:54it just freed two on the same position there.
00:43:58One spin left.
00:44:02Yeah, you didn't land it there though, did you?
00:44:04That's terrible.
00:44:0647,
00:44:0888, and that is enough of that.
00:44:10Runaway!
00:44:12I need a game that might pay, so
00:44:14I'm off to fisty.
00:44:16Sometimes he fucking
00:44:18does. Oh, the balance is
00:44:20fucked.
00:44:22Guess where I'm going after this.
00:44:26I can't afford to go there. I won't get
00:44:28through the fucking bonus, will I?
00:44:30I won't get through the gamble.
00:44:32Now that's an early fist for a bronze fist.
00:44:34Silly.
00:44:36Six quid.
00:44:40Well, it's safe to say it's not
00:44:42started well on the wins.
00:44:44We don't have many boxes at
00:44:46all. How are those wilds not a win?
00:44:48Oh, we got a collector.
00:44:50Multiply the
00:44:52collector. Oh my god, you did.
00:44:54Fair dues. It was only a times
00:44:56two.
00:44:58But it got me 102 quid from, well,
00:45:00pretty much nowhere, didn't it?
00:45:04I doubt we'll see another
00:45:06fist, as we know this game
00:45:08very well.
00:45:10Bond surprises
00:45:12all.
00:45:14108.40.
00:45:16That's not what we want to see.
00:45:18Come on,
00:45:20Zeus, you can do it.
00:45:24Wins from the off. Boxes
00:45:26everywhere. Fists,
00:45:28vases, multipliers.
00:45:30You can do it.
00:45:32Oh, okay, drop a star there.
00:45:34Oh, fuck.
00:45:36Yeah, cheers for that.
00:45:38Epic.
00:45:42Right, nice
00:45:44hearts, okay. Nice fist
00:45:46drop.
00:45:48Not a nice selection
00:45:50of goodness, though, is it, really?
00:45:5431 quid, right.
00:45:5654.20. Eight spins
00:45:58to go.
00:46:00We're fisting well, at the moment.
00:46:02Yes, right.
00:46:04Stick a multiplier by this. I'll put another one
00:46:06of those out.
00:46:08Where are the golds at?
00:46:12122
00:46:14spawn duel. Yeah, good
00:46:16win. Right, give me a fist in the remaining
00:46:18six spins, please. That's entirely
00:46:20possible.
00:46:28Fucking
00:46:30knobhead.
00:46:32177 cents.
00:46:34Just one fist there would have been
00:46:36victory, wouldn't it? Right, that's the last one.
00:46:38Fuck are you?
00:46:50Okay, that's quite a nice
00:46:52win. Wow, fucking hell. A doubler.
00:46:55Right, give me a fucking
00:46:57vase of joy and glory.
00:46:59Yes, do that again.
00:47:03Another one of them.
00:47:05What a shit fest.
00:47:07Nice couple of 20s and a 15
00:47:09on the silvers, though. 136
00:47:11quid.
00:47:13Come on, straight in with another fist.
00:47:15Don't be shy.
00:47:17Give it a try. Fist. There you
00:47:19go.
00:47:22Spure armour.
00:47:24Right, five spins
00:47:26to go, do you reckon? Probably not.
00:47:30Come on, surprise me. I've already had
00:47:32all of those.
00:47:38Come on, just one more fist.
00:47:40That's not greedy, is it?
00:47:42Probably the difference between profit
00:47:44and loss. You're the fucking arsehole.
00:47:46181.80, that'll do.
00:47:48That's enough of that for me.
00:47:51Right, well, I'm being a bit stupid going to this
00:47:53right now, because, well, there's too long of the
00:47:55video left, and
00:47:57it's going to just spell reload, isn't it?
00:47:59Probably.
00:48:03I'm not doing it. I can't do it at 128.
00:48:05I can probably only do it at that.
00:48:09But I mean, even that's
00:48:11got a max win of three grand,
00:48:13doesn't it?
00:48:15It's just whether I can fluke my way through this
00:48:17bloody gamble.
00:48:19I'll show you two,
00:48:21or three, and then I'll
00:48:23pause you, and then I'll bring you back when I've got
00:48:25fucking nothing!
00:48:27Probably.
00:48:31Give me five,
00:48:33you bastard.
00:48:35Come on, just give me a nice early go that's a max,
00:48:37and then we'll jog on, see?
00:48:39No, that's the rouge again.
00:48:49Okay, it gave me
00:48:51more than three this time.
00:48:53Can I have my first green?
00:48:55I can.
00:48:57Can I have my second green?
00:48:59Can I fuck?
00:49:01Oh, I can. Gone for a big fat loop.
00:49:03Go on, sloooop.
00:49:05Oh, good position.
00:49:07Nice and slow. Slow.
00:49:09Oh my gosh, you absolute
00:49:11fuck pig!
00:49:13I'll be back.
00:49:15Progress update! Look at the balance,
00:49:17it's fucked.
00:49:19It hasn't given me a single go yet.
00:49:21I haven't had another shot
00:49:23at the end.
00:49:25I think I've had one shot at 1-8
00:49:27and that didn't land.
00:49:29So it doesn't look good, does it?
00:49:31I think I'm going to crash and burn on this one
00:49:33unfortunately.
00:49:35I will reload for the remaining
00:49:37fucking what will be around about ten minutes of the video.
00:49:39But I'm saying,
00:49:41you can still cross your fingers and hope that I get through
00:49:43this gamble.
00:49:45But I need to stop
00:49:47landing in the fucking red bin.
00:49:51Alright.
00:49:53I'll bring you back.
00:49:55Well, it's finally given me another shot
00:49:57at the end. It is from a good position.
00:49:59Ow, if only it just fucking
00:50:01held onto the green there, hadn't it?
00:50:03That's cost, well, nearly all of the balance.
00:50:05So fingers crossed for a non-zero one.
00:50:09I'm kind of a bit sick of zeros
00:50:11on this fucker lately.
00:50:15It's just not great when it starts
00:50:17with no wins. Go on then, drop a fucking scatter!
00:50:19King on two.
00:50:21Yes, those vamps
00:50:23are going as well. Right, good.
00:50:25Now drop a scatter, you knobhead!
00:50:27How did you
00:50:29not find a scatter there?
00:50:31Right, so I've got eight spins to find a bit
00:50:33of profit because that's just zoomed me back to
00:50:35the balance I started with.
00:50:37Right, just one more winning
00:50:39chain.
00:50:45Behave. Do me a
00:50:47favour. Come on, just
00:50:49one win!
00:50:51Well, one little runner wins.
00:50:55I can't believe you're just going to spin
00:50:57me to death from eight spins. You fucking did
00:50:59as well, you absolute wanker.
00:51:01Oh, fuck
00:51:03off. At least we saw one.
00:51:05Moving on, being sensible.
00:51:07Right, I'm going to try Misery
00:51:09Mining because I haven't tried it for ages.
00:51:11It feels like I've not played it for fucking years.
00:51:13I can't even remember the last time
00:51:15I actually did play it.
00:51:17But I'm going to have to
00:51:19do it on 200 and not 4,
00:51:21aren't I? Obviously it's displaying
00:51:23in dollars if you just thought, why did
00:51:25the balance go up? Because it's in dollars.
00:51:27Because it's
00:51:29shitting stupidly in dollars.
00:51:31Just head in.
00:51:33Fucking hell,
00:51:35it's been so long I was just wondering
00:51:37which one to pick. It's that one, isn't it?
00:51:39Idiot.
00:51:41Right,
00:51:43come on, blow the fucking doors
00:51:45off in a spectacular way.
00:51:49Oh, hello.
00:51:51Open this side then.
00:51:53Let's have some fucking
00:51:55juicy red bombs up there. Don't die there,
00:51:57my God!
00:51:59Fuck, I nearly punched something then
00:52:01but I realised halfway through that it would
00:52:03have hurt. So, you know,
00:52:05look at the restraint on me stopping
00:52:07halfway through.
00:52:09What a fuck, though.
00:52:13False sense of security
00:52:15with the 100X and then
00:52:17BOF, you're dead.
00:52:19That was not good.
00:52:29Oh, I haven't actually seen any bombs
00:52:31between these two fucking bonuses.
00:52:40Oh my God,
00:52:42I was going to say, you can't fucking die there,
00:52:44125X. Wasted
00:52:46bombs twice.
00:52:50Yeah, this
00:52:52is not happening.
00:52:54200X.
00:52:56It can die now, it can die
00:52:58on whatever it wants, can't it?
00:53:00Can I have some bombs
00:53:02that actually hit?
00:53:04Maybe.
00:53:06No, you can't.
00:53:10No, you can't.
00:53:16That's death, isn't it?
00:53:18Paused weirdly there, just to
00:53:20say, you're going to die, mate.
00:53:2252 quid, right, I'll have one more go.
00:53:26Come on, remind me
00:53:28why I used to play you all the time.
00:53:32Show me that you can pay.
00:53:40Right, okay, we have an early
00:53:42open side, but there's fuck all in it.
00:53:46Put something good in that
00:53:48side.
00:53:54Wow, cheers, 5X's.
00:53:565X's all the way.
00:53:595X's all the way.
00:54:03Ooh, there's some
00:54:0510X's for it.
00:54:07There's still only 70X, though.
00:54:13At least it keeps resetting me at the moment.
00:54:17But now you've said that,
00:54:19you're going to die.
00:54:22Oh, fuck off.
00:54:26Oh my God.
00:54:28985X.
00:54:30Is it taking the piss or what?
00:54:33Cheers.
00:54:3527 back of a 200X.
00:54:37Yep, that's enough of that, you can fuck right off.
00:54:40Right, let's go with a bit of Immortal 5.
00:54:42I've not played this one for a while, either.
00:54:44This was quite kind to me the very first time I played it.
00:54:46I got the good bonus, didn't I, I think.
00:54:49Was that this?
00:54:53Here, I spin all the bonus,
00:54:55it's the bonus.
00:54:58Was it this where you had to get a gold one?
00:55:00I can't fucking remember now.
00:55:03If it's not, I want to play it.
00:55:09I think it was this where, if you've got a gold...
00:55:11Yeah, it is.
00:55:14That side.
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:20Brain fart.
00:55:22Additional free spins, nice.
00:55:25Extra wilds.
00:55:28Okay, it could be alright.
00:55:30You never know.
00:55:329 spins, extra wilds.
00:55:34We want to land wilds as soon as possible.
00:55:37Like 2, 3 and 4, please.
00:55:40That's a fabulous start, mate.
00:55:44Give me a fucking wild.
00:55:46Oh, you put a wild in the abyss like a twat.
00:55:54Oh my God, could this have gone any worse?
00:55:58I'm gonna go with no,
00:56:00because it's on fucking 60p.
00:56:07Oh my God, that was fucking horrendous.
00:56:1213 quid, yeah.
00:56:14Cheers for that.
00:56:16That was spin.
00:56:18Let's try again,
00:56:20see if we can get the fucking goldness.
00:56:22The balance is underground now.
00:56:24Give me the gold one.
00:56:27Are they all gold, or just one of them?
00:56:29I can't remember.
00:56:31I think they're all gold, aren't they?
00:56:33So you kind of know that you're not having it.
00:56:35Additional 3 spins and a wild.
00:56:37Oh, and a multiplier boost.
00:56:47Right, hit me with some fucking wilds early.
00:56:49Wilds early.
00:56:55Give me a wild, you dick licker.
00:56:59Come on, one of these.
00:57:09Horrendous again.
00:57:15That's alright, it was only 200 quid.
00:57:19Oh my God.
00:57:21No.
00:57:27Oh yeah, cheers for the wild on the fucking last spin.
00:57:31Here's a x10 wild as well.
00:57:33115.60, so if he'd have popped out
00:57:35fucking ages ago, it would have been alright.
00:57:41Give me the gold.
00:57:45No, it's the fucking silver again.
00:57:49Oh.
00:57:51I should have a look at the other side actually, shouldn't I?
00:57:53That's been additional 3 spins every fucking time.
00:57:57Extra wilds, yeah yeah.
00:57:59Believe you when I fucking see it.
00:58:03Right, let's have at least 2 of them out.
00:58:07In good positions.
00:58:11Extra wilds, my dick.
00:58:15Fuck off.
00:58:19Grim.
00:58:23Oh, you do.
00:58:25You do give wins.
00:58:27How is that a tenner on it's own?
00:58:33Extra wilds, you said.
00:58:37Doesn't mean you're getting any.
00:58:39Oh my God.
00:58:41Cheers for your tenner.
00:58:43Incredibly.
00:58:45Right, let's go.
00:58:47Right, let's go.
00:58:49Give me the gold.
00:58:53That's the last one now, what's the difference anyway?
00:59:03Go on then.
00:59:05Might as well have a look, innit?
00:59:09Yeah, fuck off.
00:59:13Extra wilds all over the place.
00:59:15If I don't get any wilds this time,
00:59:17it's bullshit.
00:59:25I expected one on the first spin, to be honest with you.
00:59:33A wild, please.
00:59:41How can you not give wilds when you've given me extra wilds
00:59:43twice as a powerup?
00:59:49Jesus.
00:59:57Oh, wild cheers for giving me on the last spin.
00:59:59You're awesome.
01:00:03There was a cheeky x20 in there as well, wasn't there?
01:00:0518 quid at the end, that is garbage.
01:00:07Fuck me, 2760.
01:00:09Right, I've just peeped over the hour.
01:00:11Don't count that as your last game,
01:00:13because I'm just going to go back to Vampy and try and, well,
01:00:15snare a bonus with what's left.
01:00:17I probably won't manage it, but if you want to see it,
01:00:19stick around. If you don't, cheers for watching.
01:00:21If you don't, stick around, I'll be back
01:00:23probably Tuesday with a video.
01:00:25If you do, I'll bring you back
01:00:27just at the end of Vampy with no money, probably.
01:00:29Won't stay long, don't worry.
01:00:31Right, here it is.
01:00:33Balance Rescue Mission time.
01:00:35That was obviously the one
01:00:37that we've just seen.
01:00:39I'm lucky for it to spin me to death from 8 spins there
01:00:41and not give me any profit.
01:00:45At 67, at 7680,
01:00:47I've got, what, 9 goes?
01:00:51That is not many goes,
01:00:53trust me.
01:00:57Right, that's like
01:00:59winding pipes, guys.
01:01:01And then that's like dying!
01:01:03Oh, fuck's sake.
01:01:05This is going to take
01:01:07no time at all, so you might as well
01:01:09stay right there!
01:01:13Especially when it's giving me threes!
01:01:19Okay, we go round and round and round.
01:01:21Right, do a really slow one.
01:01:23No, I need to land
01:01:25there, just in the green
01:01:27is a good position for you.
01:01:29Because then there's only
01:01:31that dead long stupid spin
01:01:33that knobs you, innit?
01:01:37But you know, don't get me wrong,
01:01:39it fucking busts that out when it needs to, doesn't it?
01:01:41Right, slow...
01:01:43Oh, that's a horrible
01:01:45position.
01:01:47Oh, okay, we made it.
01:01:49Right, slow!
01:01:51You're a twat.
01:01:53Right, I'm just going to pause you
01:01:55and I'll bring you back when it says fuck all in the balance.
01:01:57Right, well, you might as well
01:01:59see the final two.
01:02:01Well, including this final three.
01:02:03But yeah, I kind of knew that was going to rouge me,
01:02:05didn't I?
01:02:07Right, the last two.
01:02:09It was a lot to ask, wasn't it? Because there wasn't very much
01:02:11balance left. You get through it
01:02:13sometimes.
01:02:15Most of the time you fucking don't,
01:02:17don't you?
01:02:23Right, okay, I'm just going to put it up to 1-0
01:02:25whatever it is. Is it 1-0-2?
01:02:271-0-2-40
01:02:29and that'll be me done.
01:02:31Come on, just
01:02:33spin in five.
01:02:35Yeah, of course you'd give me three.
01:02:37It's time to go
01:02:39and make my steak, carrots and
01:02:41green fucking beans. Yes it is, that's me.
01:02:43Goodbye, thanks for coming to RAR.
01:02:45Nope, cheers for watching.
01:02:47Much appreciated. Like I said, I'll be back on
01:02:49Tuesday with another one.
01:02:51That's a bit depressing, that, actually.
01:02:53Meh, never mind.
01:02:55Hope you've had a good weekend. Catch you later.