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in this jmancurly video, i teach steak how to play gorilla tag, this teaching steak how to play gorilla tag video with kreekcraft in gorilla tag.
Transcript
00:00This is Steak. He's a famous streamer that's friends with KreekCraft, and one day I saw this.
00:05We're finally playing Gorilla Tag!
00:07CALL ME J-MAN!
00:09And that's when I saw a short that he made called,
00:13Will J-Man Curly See This?
00:15Roll the clip.
00:16Every single person watching this, I need your help.
00:20J-Man, could you, uh, teach me how to play Gorilla Tag?
00:24Please?
00:25It's on.
00:26I'm gonna show Steak the basics of Gorilla Tag, from running to even wall climbing.
00:31RUN STEAK!
00:32So watch till the end, because I was shocked by how he did.
00:35STEAK!
00:38Why is your name Egg?
00:39Because I'm an egg, of course.
00:41Why is your name Gyat?
00:43Oh, hold on.
00:44Don't worry about it, I was doing something way different before this, bro.
00:47Hello sir!
00:48Welcome to the rainy world of Gorilla Tag.
00:51It's beautiful, it's so peaceful.
00:53You have not only joined me on a day of reckoning, but this is the day where you will become an expert.
00:58Really?
00:59I have several challenges for you, and once you have mastered them, we will see if you have what it takes to take on the other monkeys of this game.
01:05Okay, what does that entail?
01:07Follow me, bro.
01:08Okay.
01:09I think I know how to move, right?
01:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11Just come move up here, just baby steps.
01:13We're gonna go to a map where there's no rain.
01:15Wait!
01:16Whoa, whoa.
01:17I can climb the tree!
01:18Hey bro, we're not, this is some advanced movery right here, we're not there yet.
01:21Okay, I'm coming up.
01:23Dude, why am I out of breath?
01:24So, when you're in that balloon, can you breathe?
01:28No.
01:30Okay.
01:31Okay, welcome to Canyons.
01:32Whoa!
01:33This is cool.
01:34So, we're gonna go on this path, and I'm gonna show you exactly how you're supposed to move, okay?
01:40G-Man, are you gonna teach me how to play?
01:43Dude, I can't record anymore.
01:44No, no, come back, I was kidding!
01:47Come sit your ass on this pillow, bro.
01:49I was excited, I was excited.
01:51I have like these little forceps, I can like, can I like poke you?
01:54Can I like push you?
01:58Alright, here's what we're gonna do, okay bro?
02:00We're gonna do left hand stride, right hand stride, big ol' jumps, okay?
02:06You're gonna alternate.
02:07Okay.
02:08So I like, like swimming, kinda?
02:09Just here, how about you watch me first, alright?
02:11Okay, I'll watch you.
02:12Here we go.
02:14Boom.
02:15Just left and right, and just follow through, make sure you swing your arms.
02:18But, you gotta keep your body parallel to the ground.
02:20So if I just smack down, I'm gonna go up.
02:22Okay, I have, before we start this, I want to ask you, at the very end, I want you to be very honest with me.
02:29Okay.
02:30You need to tell me if I did better than KreekCraft.
02:32Ohhh.
02:34Alright, you ready?
02:36Alright, 3 2 1, go!
02:39go ah bro I okay I um I just uh I hit my chest dude this is okay I'm gonna go
02:51back to the pillow here all right that's a snowball just some snow bro how do you
02:59take your steak normally rare okay blue rare actually oh like alive it's close
03:06to Ross pasta hi bro get moving three two one let's go all right this is not
03:16bad at all I'm doing it bro this is kind of yo this is pretty good bro
03:20whoa okay you're good you're good this is good stopping point it's a good
03:23stopping point you know what I'm gonna teach you some advanced schmoovery right
03:26here all right get over here do you get motion sick at all um when I played this
03:29before I did but then I played it again and I got less sick so this is my third
03:34third third time playing so I hopefully I won't get sick well look I call this
03:40one the vomit comment all right so you just grab here and then oh oh I've
03:46missed up but you got to grab it what the heck wait wait there's no way so I
03:51just grab it and I just like this is gonna be quite the operation to get you
04:01out of here but we're gonna do this together okay I can do it oh okay I
04:06didn't know you were saucy like that what kind of sauce you take with you
04:09watch this ready saucy sauce oh wait did I actually just do that yeah you did
04:15bro now I have to grab that rope right yeah yeah yeah grabs the rope oh nice
04:21dude all right now you're gonna army climate oh okay all right you're good
04:26you're good all right once you get up there you got it's like chewing food you
04:30got to put your hand right up here oh I got it just in case we get lost bro
04:35fist pump me oh look at my little wrist ready here's what we do bro I'm gonna go
04:44left right and out this is called wall bouncing not gonna lie junior that looks
04:49pretty difficult you got this bro just if you fail you fall all the way down
04:52just know that yes yes yes I fell bro can you grab this rope right here oh I
05:00gotta grab like the oh dude oh you're getting it bro I got it yes I'm a
05:06natural yo chill bro all right dude just take it slowly there's two ways to go
05:12about this you can either reach all the way or up and up top or you just freakin
05:16swing off and you launch yourself here oh my god oh my gosh
05:20you're good you're good here bro if you're gonna do it I got it I got it oh
05:26I walk this way jump into my arms
05:35oh my god that was way too scary to watch bro dude I'm a natural nice job I
05:41don't know if you're happy with how you look right now would you want to change
05:43your color or your cosmetics so you can look as dashing as me I'll be ready
05:48Oh we're now heading into city after you they come to the gorilla city
05:55alright bro welcome this is where you can buy everything you want and spend all
06:01your money what would you recommend here bro I know exactly what's right for you
06:05so go look in this mirror bro you look freaking dashing okay
06:10oh my god I'm an egg! Eggman, Curly, you're the host!
06:16To be K.K.'s, sign them in on my subreddit
06:19do you want a VR headset well you can get one using my meta link below because it
06:24comes with a free $30 of in-store cash thank you all right come on dude now
06:29it's time for you to learn some real skills this is where every gorilla learns
06:33his first initial skills and flirt flirting so this is double wall and what
06:40you're gonna do is you're gonna bounce side to side and push down and make your
06:43way all the way up on top all right you got this bro okay I think I can do it
06:46yeah you've got this dude here all right you know what I got another way to get
06:56up here that might be even better this is called pinch climbing all right so
07:00here's we're gonna do ready so first you're gonna grab here and then you're
07:02just gonna push down there's a little bumblebee what where oh okay man look at
07:09the little bumblebee oh all right that's Doug bro that's Doug oh he has a name
07:17that's Doug the bug I can't eat him all right so grab the wall and then boom
07:23just violate the wall pull in towards you and spread your arms out in between
07:26each jump yes yes yes yes oh bro you're actually killing it oh let's just say
07:36you didn't jump on that thing bro hey man that's a long way down you can do it
07:40bro I don't know listen bro if you beat Kreekraft how's he gonna feel about it
07:44he's gonna cry nice dude holy crap you're actually just okay okay I got you
07:51bro just wiggle your arm out this way yeah all right there you go okay I'm
07:54well done dude this is a beautiful forest look at this view oh it's so
07:58beautiful dude who farted oh that's cloud that's cloud map once we look at
08:03all the maps I'm bringing you for the final challenge enter the tube of wind
08:06and light Oh private casual oh there are clouds bro whoa can I fly yes you can
08:22here come grab a glider my friend it's like a bug's life yeah oh that's a great
08:26analogy bro and then bro you got to bring it into the wind over here and
08:29then just let the let the earth do the rest oh my gosh dude I'm flying yes you
08:39are
08:42oh give me a sec I'm coming to the pineapple house hey welcome welcome take
08:47a seat in my beautiful pineapple bro this is beautiful did you decorate this
08:51good for you man dude I bet the body's gone was that what was the idea behind
08:55the the tire um I like eating tires okay a rubber muncher just a great snack to
09:01have in the house you know yeah okay mind if I stick it a little nibble yeah
09:06go ahead it's it's it's for everyone you know
09:11wait look I'm gonna climb I go bro you got this dude wait how do I swing um you
09:18gotta you gotta gotta jump into it yes oh my gosh I'm coming down you gotta
09:23catch me stay oh I caught you wait did you break your neck
09:31hey man bro welcome back to the world I saved your life are you ready for this
09:43steak a culmination of everything yeah I'm ready I can be steak and you can be
09:47j-man here's my secret color code you ready don't tell anyone zero eight nine
09:52yes you look amazing bro okay we're now in an infection Lobby I'm calling in
09:58assistance from the curly game let's go hey I'm j-man what's up man
10:05all right hey all right everyone sit on the on the bench except j-man curly dude
10:10you're gonna come and stand right here like our little trophy we're gonna show
10:13him what it's like to play a full game of tag but listen guys you can't go all
10:16crazy expert mode hey you're it everyone got a 20 that's it all right go
10:21steak now dude this is it bro everything you've learned is coming in right now
10:25just like you taught me all right go easy on you got this bro oh my god
10:31oh I'm running
10:36keep moving don't worry oh j-man I'm getting away he doesn't know he's
10:44already tagged bro hey hey look at your hands why am I on fire you've been tagged
10:49my fire are you on fire hey you tagged me all right hey this is stakes kill
10:54bro that blue is the prey and steak is the predator go steak yeah you think you
10:58can just clutch oh no ah it's right there it's right there he's right there
11:02you got this hey you stole my kill Wow Wow
11:08we need a round reset we need a round reset monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
11:13monkey monkey monkey don't do this thing
11:19thank you don't do this listen man you know why this is all queen no one person
11:25in order to complete your training broke yes Oh get your ass over here now I'm on
11:33the brow wall I am an apex predator come on bro you got this predator mode
11:38activated hey hacker hey get off the trees man if you don't get down I'm
11:43banning you from the server bro I got it come on all right this is steak
11:46let's just say this is steak
11:50yeah hey GG's bro you freaking did it I'm so proud of you thank you
12:06welcome to my world welcome to my place yeah check your bags and girl welcome to
12:11my mind this is where I go to sign I just build up what I know yeah but
12:16what's in my sight so I put on