Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Ladies and gentlemen, in honor of Space Day at Angel Stadium,
00:04the first pitch will be thrown out by NASA astronaut Howard Wolowitz.
00:12Thank you. Thank you.
00:15Can he really throw a ball?
00:17On our Quidditch team, he does.
00:18Yeah, that's a no.
00:20I have a message for the young people here today.
00:25When I was asked to throw the first pitch,
00:29a little voice in my head said I couldn't do it.
00:34So I practiced and practiced, and you know what?
00:39That little voice was right.
00:43But then I remembered that I'm not an athlete.
00:50I'm a scientist.
00:52So today's first pitch will be delivered to home plate by science.
00:58Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
01:00I present to you a working prototype of the Mars rover!
01:12And here's the wind-up.
01:15And the pitch!
01:29Why is it going so slow?
01:31Because I'm an idiot who didn't think this through.
01:35Okay, new plan.
01:37We go to Disneyland, play hide-and-seek on Tom Sawyer's Island,
01:41and then come back and see the end of the pitch.
01:46Okay, moving isn't going to make it go any faster!