Saleem Albela Kay Halat Tang Rikshaw Chalanay Shuru Kardiya - Hoshyarian
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00:00Hoshi yaariyaan, Hoshi yaariyaan
00:03Welcome back, viewers.
00:04We have the same two neighbours with us during the break.
00:08They are fighting again today.
00:09I don't know why. Let's talk to them.
00:10Assalamualaikum.
00:11Waalaikumussalam.
00:12Waalaikumussalam.
00:13Why are you so angry?
00:14You don't look good when you're angry.
00:15You should make me look like Kalyan Kalyan.
00:18But I have a question.
00:19You said that you don't look good when you're angry.
00:22Do you look good when you're not angry?
00:23Yes, yes, yes.
00:25No, I can't speak properly.
00:27May God have mercy.
00:28When I see a girl with a straight face…
00:31When you two fight, you go to the parlour first, right?
00:35Not the parlour.
00:36Har Singh and all the other girls have long, bald heads.
00:38And you have long hair.
00:39She copies me.
00:40Whenever I do my makeup, she can't tolerate it.
00:42How can you tolerate it?
00:44What?
00:44By the way, if you copy her, you do it very well.
00:47She looks exactly like you.
00:49I don't even look like a cheap copy.
00:51And you?
00:52You have a very straight face.
00:53Don't talk to me like that.
00:55Don't talk to me like that too.
00:56I'll break your nose again today.
00:58Who are you?
00:59Yes.
01:00Who are you?
01:00I am.
01:01You?
01:02Yes.
01:06Look, if I hadn't come here, I wouldn't have sold my house.
01:09No, no one would have found your house.
01:11No one would have found it.
01:12Yes.
01:13It's a big house.
01:13It's not an old house.
01:15No, it's not.
01:15I bought it from there.
01:16I gave my number to my wife.
01:18Everyone calls me, but they don't say anything about the house.
01:22I gave my WhatsApp number.
01:24WhatsApp number?
01:24I gave my WhatsApp number.
01:25No, but you still don't talk about the house on WhatsApp.
01:29I gave my number.
01:29No, but...
01:30I gave my number.
01:31No, I...
01:32Yes.
01:32I gave my number.
01:33Did you write your house on it or not?
01:37The house that you have kept dirty,
01:39you will clean it.
01:41They have made stones out of marble for you.
01:44You smell like urine.
01:47Where does urine come from?
01:48Yes.
01:49My husband has got so many beautiful tiles.
01:52My husband has made stones out of wood.
01:55What did he do?
01:56He has put a piece of wood in his mouth.
01:58He has made a door out of wood so that he can get out.
02:02He has done Iftar.
02:03I have told him that I want to eat dates.
02:05Eat dates?
02:06He has kept keys, plates and utensils for me.
02:08But he has not told me about Iftar.
02:10Okay, listen to one thing.
02:11You are being unfair.
02:12He has given you all the necessary things.
02:18Why didn't you invite him for Iftar?
02:19If I invite him, he doesn't come for the things.
02:22Really.
02:23Actually, I had to invite him.
02:25I had it in my mind when I took the utensils.
02:27I forgot about the dates.
02:31Mr. Haroon, how is it possible that I didn't have to invite him?
02:34Yes.
02:35I had to invite him.
02:36I was fasting so much.
02:38I thought I will fast and then invite him.
02:39No, you didn't fast and then invite him.
02:41I had to clean the plates.
02:43I had to eat the pieces of samosas.
02:44I remember your plates.
02:46I had to invite him when I was returning from Pandey.
02:49When so much water had accumulated in the sink,
02:50I thought I had forgotten to invite him.
02:52The sink..
02:53I had to invite him to clean the sink.
02:57Listen to me.
02:58Is this a plunger?
02:59Or did you remember this?
03:00I think this is a plumber.
03:02Why didn't you invite him?
03:03He was doing Iftar on my chest.
03:05My chest is full of thorns.
03:06I thought he had a meeting with the new Arabs.
03:10If you remembered to clean the sink,
03:12you should have sent him for Iftar.
03:14There was a shortage of space in the house.
03:16There was a shortage of space.
03:18I had invited 80 guests.
03:20There were 83 guests.
03:21This is too much.
03:22You should have invited me.
03:25You should have asked your husband to cut the tail.
03:28There was a shortage of space.
03:30You have a bad habit of bringing all your kids to my house.
03:33Oh, this is what you are talking about.
03:36Even a woman's kids are not less than 7-8 years old.
03:387-8 years old.
03:39Only 9-year-old kids are left.
03:42And if a woman's kids are not healthy,
03:45she goes home and finds a balloon.
03:46She picks it up from her pocket and says,
03:48who is this guy?
03:48Oh, my God.
03:51What do I tell you?
03:52You are my big brother.
03:53Last time, he invited me for Iftar.
03:55And he had written to me that Mr. and Mrs. are coming.
03:59Then?
03:59He brought the whole family.
04:01How?
04:01He brought his daughter-in-law,
04:03his aunt, his sister-in-law and his aunt.
04:06It's their natural instinct.
04:07They tell us where to go and what to do.
04:09We follow their instincts.
04:10Oh, no.
04:11This is too much.
04:12This is too much.
04:13This is the nature of Iftar.
04:15Why don't you accept this nature?
04:17You can't even do it once.
04:20I don't know where to go.
04:219-year-old kids are left.
04:22I have to take care of them.
04:23Where do I do Iftar?
04:24I have a dress for them.
04:28A dress?
04:29Yes.
04:29And you are asking for a tutty.
04:30I have come here to live a free life.
04:32So?
04:34The government has made everything free for me.
04:37You know, I have a lot of money.
04:44I don't have a salary.
04:46He says, he didn't get promoted.
04:47Tell me, where do I go?
04:51Now you know that your performance is getting better.
04:58I don't know how to drive a rickshaw.
05:00Look, listen to me.
05:02You drive a rickshaw at night.
05:04Your husband drives it during the day.
05:05You are right.
05:06You are driving a rickshaw in both shifts.
05:08There is nothing wrong with it.
05:09It's a great job.
05:11But change your shifts.
05:13Yes, sir.
05:14You drive it during the day.
05:15At night, you don't know if it's a man or a woman.
05:17I see.
05:17Because when a rickshaw driver starts talking,
05:19you immediately start smoking.
05:20You are right.
05:21Actually, my husband has a weak eyesight.
05:25You have a weak eyesight.
05:25You should have a pair of glasses.
05:26I have a sharp eyesight.
05:28I can see the rickshaw driver from a distance.
05:29Yes.
05:30He is a rickshaw driver.
05:30He is preparing for his home.
05:31And his husband is standing there.
05:33He has to leave from here.
05:34Sister, do one thing.
05:35Keep a separate Iftar for him.
05:37And tell him that only he is invited.
05:39Then he will make a request.
05:41You let me come today.
05:42You didn't let me eat.
05:44Tell him to fulfill his demand.
05:45I want to have my Iftar.
05:46Tell me once.
05:47What Iftar did you come for?
05:48You ate a lot of chillies.
05:50Did you fart?
05:51She is a good talker.
05:52She ate a lot of chillies.
05:53Yes.
05:55You didn't do a good job.
05:56I have to study.
05:58I have to study.
05:59I have to teach you.
06:00For what?
06:01You are a good person.
06:04You are a good person.
06:06Absolutely.
06:06You didn't invite me for Iftar.
06:07You didn't invite me for my birthday.
06:08In the last few days,
06:09his nephew got married.
06:11He was dancing alone.
06:12I was dancing inside my house.
06:14Oh.
06:15But he..
06:16Yes, his marriage, his..
06:19Why did you dance?
06:20Why his..
06:22He died.
06:22I was the first one to come.
06:24So I danced.
06:25Oh.
06:27You have been dancing all your life.
06:28You don't understand this.
06:29Listen to me.
06:30My nephew got married.
06:31He invited only selective people.
06:34Then why did he invite you?
06:35He invited only selected people.
06:37I am his aunt.
06:38I don't want to get married.
06:39You are not his aunt.
06:40You are a cat.
06:41What?
06:42You are not his aunt.
06:43I am not his aunt.
06:44I will get married to my son soon.
06:46Yes.
06:47You have been dancing for five days.
06:48I am not his aunt.
06:49If I didn't have you, I wouldn't have been able to get married.
06:54Don't do this, Shabby.
06:54His uncle says,
06:55don't touch him.
06:56Protect him.
06:57Protect him.
06:58He is my nephew's car.
06:59Old car.
07:00Old model.
07:01My nephew drives it in the morning.
07:03This is his car.
07:04May God forgive him.
07:05You are his nephew.
07:08I didn't bring him here.
07:09Talk to him.
07:10Let him talk.
07:11Do I look like your mother to you?
07:13Shut up, Shijayi.
07:14I have a car.
07:16I don't have anyone else.
07:21Do you keep an eye on the car all the time?
07:23No.
07:23I keep an eye on him.
07:24What?
07:25I hit him so many times.
07:28I hit him with a car worth Rs. 20,000.
07:29He hit me with a car worth Rs. 40,000.
07:32He is his nephew.
07:34What does your nephew do?
07:35He drives a car.
07:36Okay.
07:37I have a job.
07:39I am a teacher at Changi Police School.
07:41What do you teach the kids?
07:42I teach them to sit on their knees.
07:44Oh God.
07:45I have never seen a woman...
07:48I didn't buy this house.
07:49I just...
07:50It would be better if I saw you.
07:51I would die.
07:52I would die if I saw you.
07:53I made a video of my house.
07:55Online?
07:56Yes.
07:56Okay.
07:57It went viral.
07:58My mother came in the mirror.
08:00You don't sell the house.
08:02I won't sell it.
08:03I live in the jungle with my neighbors.
08:05Go to the jungle.
08:06You look good in the jungle.
08:07I have a net in the jungle.
08:08My monkeys know you.
08:10I will show you.
08:11I have a friend.
08:13What friend?
08:14He is a businessman.
08:15He has a rickshaw.
08:16Does he ever get an accident?
08:17I have a friend.
08:19I will make him happy.
08:20Why are you so angry?
08:22I am angry.
08:22He has nothing.
08:23What are you looking for?
08:24You are...
08:26He eats food and roams around the house.
08:28How do you know?
08:30I am the only one who knows.
08:32Oh God.
08:33He is a scoundrel.
08:34I don't know what he eats.
08:36Oh God.
08:37He is a scoundrel.
08:39I can hear his voice.
08:41I can see it in your eyes.
08:44Your walls are so thin that I can hear your voice.
08:47No, I can't.
08:48I live in a three-story house.
08:50You can live in a three-story house.
08:50I can live in a two-story house.
08:52I live in a three-story house.
08:53I can live in a two-story house.
08:54Who told you this?
08:56Who told you this?
08:57You are an old man.
08:58I am not an old man.
08:58The government is cleaning the house.
09:01I will clean your house too.
09:02Oh God.
09:02Why have you made this place?
09:04To park the car.
09:05To park the car.
09:06This is too much.
09:07Do you make requests these days?
09:09This is a father's house.
09:10You make a request.
09:11I told you, sister Maryam.
09:12I will bring you to her function.
09:14Really?
09:15Yes.
09:15That's great.
09:21Viewers, we will take a short break.
09:23We will meet again after the break.