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00:00:00Get back over to Aunt Laura's, you know it's bad luck to see me before the wedding.
00:00:07So you all gonna marry me?
00:00:08Go, before my mama sees you.
00:00:09Say it.
00:00:10Say you're gonna marry me.
00:00:11Okay, she gonna cut your thing off.
00:00:12Say it.
00:00:13I'm gonna marry you.
00:00:14Two o'clock?
00:00:15Do you want it in writing?
00:00:16Two o'clock, the Methodist Church.
00:00:17Well, how will I recognize you?
00:00:18All those men in tuxedos start to look alike.
00:00:19I swear I'm gonna make you happy.
00:00:20We'll see.
00:00:51Is this all you brought?
00:00:55Where's Myrtle?
00:00:56Is she here?
00:01:17Um, I'm Manel, about the job.
00:01:20You want my wife.
00:01:22Go on back.
00:01:27I'm real sorry I woke up your husband.
00:01:29Oh, don't apologize for getting him off the couch.
00:01:33I've been trying for weeks.
00:01:35Old Man is trying to set a record.
00:01:38You married a nail?
00:01:39Yes.
00:01:40No.
00:01:41Well, yes.
00:01:42Only I'm here on my own.
00:01:44On your own?
00:01:46Well, don't you have any family in town?
00:01:48No, ma'am.
00:01:50Well, where are you staying?
00:01:51Roebling's boarding house.
00:01:53I didn't hear a car.
00:01:55Did you walk all that way?
00:01:58Yes, ma'am.
00:02:00Ruth Roebling?
00:02:02Now, there's a story.
00:02:04She's a twisted trouble soul.
00:02:07Her life's been an experiment in terror.
00:02:10Husband run off with her best friend.
00:02:13Only son killed in Iraq.
00:02:15I have to tell you, when it comes to suffering,
00:02:17she's right up there with the blessed savior.
00:02:23I usually get them a lot tighter.
00:02:25I'm a little nervous.
00:02:26Oh, you don't want them too tight.
00:02:28Your technique is good.
00:02:30In my class at the trade school, I was number one.
00:02:33There's an apron hanging over there.
00:02:35Why don't you put it on?
00:02:37That is if you want the job.
00:02:39I do very much.
00:02:41Thank you so much.
00:02:42I work real hard.
00:02:43Count on that.
00:02:45Now, if you haven't had your coffee,
00:02:47grab a cup before the bride gets here
00:02:49and be prepared to be busier than a one-armed paper hanger.
00:02:53Now, listen in there.
00:02:55My ladies only get the best.
00:02:57I've never lost a client to the cut and curl
00:02:59over the beauty box.
00:03:01You know why?
00:03:02Because your ladies get only the best?
00:03:04Because I have a philosophy that I've stuck with for 15 years.
00:03:09There is no such thing as natural beauty.
00:03:14You think you can remember that?
00:03:16There's no such thing as natural beauty.
00:03:23Take one of these pills.
00:03:25Just take one of the pills.
00:03:27One of the pills.
00:03:28Look at me.
00:03:29Take a pill.
00:03:30Take a pill.
00:03:34Yes, I need to speak to Myrtle.
00:03:37Well, then I'll hold.
00:03:39Mama.
00:03:40Mama, this color is dry and way too dark.
00:03:42It looks like a stuck pig bled all over my hands.
00:03:44Look up in my bathroom.
00:03:45I'm sure I have something pink.
00:03:46It has to be delicate.
00:03:47Okay, well, if I don't have something,
00:03:48we'll send one of your brothers to the store.
00:03:50Well, that's a perfect idea, Mama.
00:03:51I'd love to see what Tommy would pick out to do.
00:03:53Don't put the ice down my back.
00:03:54You should have drowned him at birth.
00:03:56Shall we get that out of there?
00:03:57Mama, my nails are wet.
00:03:58Oh, shoot.
00:04:00Yes, murderous Malin.
00:04:02Listen, we short champagne glasses.
00:04:04Drum, I'm on the phone.
00:04:08A hundred would be safe.
00:04:09I mean, there's two dozen that came broken.
00:04:11I swear, at least two dozen.
00:04:17There's got to be a better way to get rid of those birds.
00:04:19Well, talk to them.
00:04:20Ask them to please change their migratory pattern.
00:04:22I'm sure they'll listen to reason.
00:04:25You're the one who told them to send those birds packing.
00:04:27Well, I didn't tell them to alienate our neighbors in the process.
00:04:29Neighbors be a lot more alienated
00:04:31if they get covered in bird crap at my reception.
00:04:33Nice talk, Brazilla.
00:04:34You think Chuvi has a delicate pig?
00:04:36Because, I mean...
00:04:38I'll call her. I'll call her.
00:04:42Morning, Clary.
00:04:44Morning, Chuvi.
00:04:48You found somebody to replace Jasmine?
00:04:50Just this morning.
00:04:52She says she's married, but she's in town all alone.
00:04:55Got a room at Ruth Robiland's.
00:04:58I'd get to the bottom of this if I were you.
00:05:00Assuming you want to wake up tomorrow morning
00:05:02still in possession of your good silver.
00:05:04Oh, I just love the idea of someone with a past.
00:05:07She can't be more than 19.
00:05:09Past.
00:05:10She can't be more than 19.
00:05:11She hasn't had time to get herself a past.
00:05:13Charlotte's the age of Facebook.
00:05:15If you can type, you can achieve a past.
00:05:18Anel, come meet Clary Belcher.
00:05:20First lady of Chincopee.
00:05:22Former first lady.
00:05:23Her late husband was our mayor.
00:05:25Belcher State was named after him.
00:05:27Our football team voted Clary all kinds of special titles.
00:05:30I have the pom-poms to prove it.
00:05:33Pleased to meet you.
00:05:34Pleased to meet you, too.
00:05:37Where you from, Anel?
00:05:39Uh, Zwally.
00:05:41I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
00:05:43I'm so sorry.
00:05:45I'm so sorry.
00:05:46You don't have to be nervous around me, darling.
00:05:50I bark for reasons to bite her.
00:05:56Where the sports section?
00:06:01Mama!
00:06:03Mama!
00:06:04Mama!
00:06:05What are you doing? We are so late.
00:06:07I can't find my keys.
00:06:08Jonathan, look upstairs, see if you can find them.
00:06:11And there better not be wedding food.
00:06:12I'll go.
00:06:20Where's your father?
00:06:22His car kicked in.
00:06:27Sitting right on top of the dresser.
00:06:29I cannot think what Sigmund Freud would say.
00:06:31I'm driving.
00:06:32I'm driving.
00:06:33Oh, you know I get carsick.
00:06:35Uh-oh.
00:06:36Get up here.
00:06:37Don't trip me, Thurman.
00:06:38Miss Weezer.
00:06:39That door. That door.
00:06:43Come on, son.
00:06:45John!
00:06:46Ellen!
00:06:47Open up.
00:06:48I know you're all in there.
00:06:51I think somebody's at the door.
00:06:54Yeah, I think it's for daddy.
00:07:00Weezer!
00:07:01You look like hammer doo-doo.
00:07:03Don't talk to me like that.
00:07:04Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
00:07:05You look like regular doo-doo.
00:07:07I have a bone to pick with you.
00:07:09Pick it.
00:07:10My vet says that all this noise you've been making off in here the last few days
00:07:14has given Thurman a nervous condition and made his hair fall out.
00:07:19I had to put him on sedatives.
00:07:21Your vet is a moron.
00:07:22I'm not even sure he has opposable thumbs.
00:07:25So, if you will excuse me, I have yard work to do.
00:07:31John!
00:07:32Get back here!
00:07:33Hey, Miss Weezer.
00:07:34Leave me alone.
00:07:35Come on.
00:07:36Hey!
00:07:37I'm talking to you!
00:07:39Get back here!
00:07:41I be damned, Drum.
00:07:42I don't know whether I'm going or coming.
00:07:44Oh, yeah, I heard you got so screwed up you cut your dog out of your will
00:07:47and had an ungrateful nephew put to sleep.
00:07:49Listen to me.
00:07:50I am at the end of my rope here.
00:07:52Then tie a noose in it and slip it over your head.
00:07:56Whoa!
00:07:58Weezer, I don't want to have to kill you.
00:08:00Boys, bring me my gun.
00:08:01Do not threaten me, Buster.
00:08:02I will call the police.
00:08:04I have a zillion trillion blackbirds to scare away before Shelby's reception.
00:08:07If I don't, I got my wife to deal with,
00:08:09and I make it a point never to deal with my wife.
00:08:11My dog, my baby dog, is on his last legs.
00:08:14What am I supposed to do with the poor thing?
00:08:16Make him a weave, serve him up on toast.
00:08:19It's all the same to me.
00:08:20You come to Shelby's reception looking like that?
00:08:24You go straight to hell.
00:08:25Oh, maybe you should scare off the birds and save me the trouble.
00:08:29Thomas Drummond Eaton.
00:08:30Did you get these magnolias off my tree?
00:08:32The judge hasn't decided who exactly owns that tree.
00:08:36I don't need a judge to tell me what's mine.
00:08:39Shut up, chump head.
00:08:45Now, when is this other thing you were talking about?
00:08:47Cuppa, cuppa, cuppa?
00:08:48This one's kind of mobbed, don't you think?
00:08:49Cup of flour, cup of sugar, cup of fruit cocktail with a juice.
00:08:53Mix.
00:08:54Bake at 350 till golden bubbly.
00:08:56What are your colors, honey?
00:08:57Oh, it's blush and bashful.
00:08:58Sounds awfully rich.
00:08:59My colors are pink and pink.
00:09:01I just serve it over ice cream to cut the sweetness.
00:09:03My colors are blush and bashful.
00:09:05They are two different shades of pink.
00:09:07One is much deeper than the other one, even if some people cannot see it.
00:09:10This is so exciting.
00:09:13I feel like I'm present at the creation.
00:09:15There's something so wondrous about the way a bride looks.
00:09:18Oh, wait till you see the church.
00:09:20All the walls are banked with sprays of flowers in the two different shades of blush and bashful.
00:09:26And there's a pink carpet laid out especially for the service.
00:09:29Ooh, ooh, and pink silk bunting dripped over anything that stands still.
00:09:32The sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down in Pepto Bismol.
00:09:37I like pink. Pink is my signature color.
00:09:41I'm thinking Nell can roll you up.
00:09:43Are you sure? It's such a special day.
00:09:46Oh, I'm sure you'll do a beautiful job.
00:09:48No matter what I look like anyway.
00:09:50Doesn't your dress have to go over your head?
00:09:52Girl, you cannot screw up her style.
00:09:54As long as you give her that long, flow-to-the-flow look, you've got nothing to worry about.
00:09:58She's always worn it the same way.
00:10:01Didn't we decide you were going to wear your hair up?
00:10:03Oh, we decided to have braids.
00:10:05Well, up is better with the veil.
00:10:07Yes, but Jackson likes my hair down because he says it looks sexy.
00:10:10He sounds real romantic.
00:10:12Well, he does give me flowers and presents if I beg him enough.
00:10:15Oh, the last romantic thing Spud did was enclose this carport so I could help with the mortgage.
00:10:23Jackson's promised to give me pink roses on every anniversary corresponding to the number of years that we've been married.
00:10:29That's a real sweet idea.
00:10:31It was mine, but I didn't charge him for it.
00:10:35Jackson's a good catch, Shelby.
00:10:37Yeah, I thought he was a pest at first, but somehow he just grew on me.
00:10:43Now I can't imagine my life without him.
00:10:45That's how it was with me and Lloyd.
00:10:48We missed it to 40 years by three months.
00:10:50He was a stinker.
00:10:52Oh, bless his heart, he tried.
00:10:56Well, at least he hung on through the state playoffs.
00:11:00He did.
00:11:01Just to grow old together and sit on the back porch shouting at a bunch of misbehaving grandkids.
00:11:09That's my dream.
00:11:12It's always good to see a pretty girl at the starting gate just as I'm crossing the finish line.
00:11:16There are still good times ahead, Ms. Clavery.
00:11:18The season's coming.
00:11:19I do love football.
00:11:21I don't know if I can parlay LSU into a raison d'etre.
00:11:24One good thing about marrying a lawyer is you'll never have to work.
00:11:28Lawyers do well whether they want to or not.
00:11:31I'm not just going to quit nursing just because I can.
00:11:33I'm sure Jackson don't want to see you on your feet all day.
00:11:36Oh, I'm just so anxious to discuss this topic for the 900th time this week.
00:11:40It's not just me, your father agrees.
00:11:42Ms. Trippy, would you mind turning up the music?
00:11:44It just takes the pressure off having to talk so much.
00:11:50Hey.
00:11:51See my gun?
00:11:54Come on, get off your butt and help me find it.
00:11:58Full body search.
00:11:59Get off of me.
00:12:01Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:12:04Save it for the battlefield, son.
00:12:08Look, what we need is a weapon of mass destruction.
00:12:15I said I was tired and Jackson swore he was taking me straight home.
00:12:19Girl, please tell the truth.
00:12:26We drove down to the lake.
00:12:28Nothing like moonlight on that water.
00:12:30And I dared him to go skinny dipping.
00:12:32We did things that frightened the fish.
00:12:34That's all I'm going to say.
00:12:35That's all I'm going to say.
00:12:39It's been a long time since we had a youngster in the place, huh?
00:12:43Just talked and talked and talked.
00:12:45Oh, I love those kind of talks in the arms of the man you love.
00:12:49Yeah.
00:12:50Well, then we got into a big fight and I told him the wedding was off.
00:12:54You told him what?
00:12:55Why would you do a thing like that?
00:12:57No, we worked it out.
00:12:59Oh, Shelby.
00:13:00Now, that was not a nice thing to do to your mama.
00:13:03You should never say things like that to a woman who's marinating 50 pounds of crab claws.
00:13:07I don't know if I mind a fight.
00:13:09Making up can be extremely romantic if memory serves.
00:13:14You and Spud aren't fighting anymore?
00:13:16He'd have to get up off the couch first.
00:13:19I tell him he's not the only one who can't find work these days.
00:13:24But how does that help?
00:13:26He just sits there, sleeping with his eyes open, staring at the TV.
00:13:32He should talk to somebody, Julie.
00:13:34Spud, see a shrink.
00:13:37Come on, honey.
00:13:38Shelby, just hold your head.
00:13:39Stop it.
00:13:41Shelby?
00:13:44Shelby?
00:13:46I'll get you some juice.
00:13:47Truvy, I got some candy in my purse.
00:13:49Wait.
00:13:50Shelby.
00:13:52I got some peppermint right here.
00:13:57Shelby, hang on, honey.
00:13:58Clary is getting you some juice.
00:14:00Should I get her a cookie?
00:14:01No, no, no, juice is fine.
00:14:02Shelby, hang on, honey.
00:14:03Clary is getting you some juice.
00:14:04Should I get her a cookie?
00:14:05No, no, no, juice is better.
00:14:06Here's the juice.
00:14:07Stop it, mama.
00:14:08Drink.
00:14:09Drink the juice.
00:14:10Drink the juice, baby.
00:14:13Stop it, mama.
00:14:14I got candy in my purse.
00:14:16You didn't bring your purse today, honey.
00:14:18Here.
00:14:19No, no.
00:14:20Come on.
00:14:22Staying wet and nonsense and running around.
00:14:24I won't leave if you don't leave me alone.
00:14:26I'd like to see you try.
00:14:27Shelby, cooperate, please.
00:14:29Just drink the juice, baby.
00:14:30Come on.
00:14:32That's it.
00:14:33There we go.
00:14:34That's a start.
00:14:38Excuse me.
00:14:39Should I call a doctor or something?
00:14:40She's diabetic.
00:14:42I want to hit her quick.
00:14:43She definitely got too much insulin.
00:14:45That's all.
00:14:46Father God.
00:14:47Dr. Michoud liked to broke her heart Tuesday
00:14:50with her chronic kidney condition
00:14:51having babies out of the question.
00:14:53She dreaded telling Jackson.
00:14:55Don't you talk about me like I'm not here.
00:14:57Yeah.
00:14:58Yeah, she making sense now.
00:15:00See, that's not so bad.
00:15:01You just need a little bit more juice.
00:15:03Can I do something?
00:15:04Should I...
00:15:05No, no, no.
00:15:06She'll be fine in just a minute.
00:15:08She probably won't remember anything.
00:15:10Don't make a fuss.
00:15:11Shelby hates a fuss.
00:15:12Come on, baby.
00:15:13I'm so sorry about the doctor's visit, Malia.
00:15:15She kept asking, what is Jackson gonna say?
00:15:18He said, Shelby, don't be stupid.
00:15:21There's plenty of kids who need good homes.
00:15:23We'll adopt 10 of them.
00:15:26We'll buy it if we have to.
00:15:29That Jackson sounds like good people to me.
00:15:31If he's dumb enough to marry me,
00:15:33I guess I should grab him.
00:15:48Oh, gosh, huh?
00:15:52I'm sorry.
00:15:55I'm so sorry, Mom.
00:15:58Just finish your juice.
00:16:03Here we go.
00:16:06This is it.
00:16:07I have found it.
00:16:09I'm in hell.
00:16:10Farron, be quiet.
00:16:13I couldn't leave him at home.
00:16:14He'd tear that place up.
00:16:15Morning wazer.
00:16:17Don't try to get on my good side.
00:16:18I no longer have one.
00:16:20This is the biter I told you about.
00:16:22Low lights.
00:16:24I used to think you were crazy for marrying that man.
00:16:28Then for a while I thought,
00:16:30she a glutton for punishment.
00:16:32Now I realize,
00:16:34you are on a mission from God.
00:16:37Your man threatened to put a bullet through my head.
00:16:40He is shooting blanks, Miss Weezer.
00:16:42A girl would never aim a gun at a lady.
00:16:44Oh, he a real gentleman.
00:16:46I bet you he takes the dishes out the sink
00:16:49before he pees in it.
00:16:52Who the hell are you?
00:16:54Anel.
00:16:55Anel?
00:16:56That's it?
00:16:57Like Beyonce?
00:16:58Anel Dupuis.
00:16:59She graduated.
00:17:00Top of her class.
00:17:02Real lucky to have her.
00:17:03I know everybody,
00:17:05and I am sure I don't know any Dupuis.
00:17:07Is that your family name or are you married?
00:17:09I don't know.
00:17:11I mean, I'm not sure.
00:17:13These are not difficult questions.
00:17:16Police say that my marriage may not be legal.
00:17:19The police?
00:17:21Well, what does your husband say?
00:17:23Nothing, since he disappeared last week.
00:17:26Disappeared?
00:17:28Oh, hell, you better drag the river.
00:17:30What you mean he disappeared?
00:17:31Where'd he go?
00:17:32All the money's gone, and the car,
00:17:34and my gold earrings,
00:17:35the ones that belong to my grandma.
00:17:37He's in big trouble with the law.
00:17:39Well, I should think so.
00:17:40Well, what did he do?
00:17:42Drugs is what the police said.
00:17:44All my clothes were in a chunk of that car.
00:17:46Checks are bouncing everywhere.
00:17:48It can't get much worse.
00:17:49Oh, yes, it can, just you wait.
00:17:52Men are the most horrible creatures.
00:17:55They'll ruin your life.
00:17:56Oh, honey, you should have said something.
00:17:59Am I fired?
00:18:00No, you're not fired, is she, truly?
00:18:02Of course not.
00:18:04I was afraid I wouldn't get hired if you knew,
00:18:06and I need a job so bad.
00:18:08I swear that my personal tragedy
00:18:10will not interfere with my ability to do good here.
00:18:13It better not.
00:18:16It better not.
00:18:21There's no doubt in my mind.
00:18:24You've been through such a terrible time,
00:18:26and you're so brave.
00:18:29What's your dress size in there?
00:18:32You know, I bet you I got some clothes
00:18:34that'll fit you just fine.
00:18:36I want you to come to my wedding reception.
00:18:38Oh, I don't know.
00:18:39Yes, now, look, I can't stand the thought
00:18:41of anybody being unhappy or alone today,
00:18:43so if you feel yourself getting sad,
00:18:44just watch my husband dance.
00:18:46You'll get the giggles, I know I do.
00:18:49It's gonna be a great party.
00:18:52Okay, let her rip.
00:18:53Bye-bye, Blackbird.
00:19:02What the hell?
00:19:03Oh, my Lord, that's your place.
00:19:06Lord, I hope nobody got hurt.
00:19:09Uh, Ms. Weezer, call him, please.
00:19:12Come on, Weezer, call your dog.
00:19:13You know he'll listen to you.
00:19:14Please, it is my wedding day.
00:19:15Please, just say something to your dog.
00:19:17Barron!
00:19:18Kill!
00:19:19Kill Barron!
00:19:29Oh, I hope the rain holds on.
00:19:31Oh, this is perfect weather for me.
00:19:33On a cloudy day.
00:19:41Oh, my God.
00:19:42Oh, my God.
00:19:43Oh, my God.
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00:20:00Oh, my God.
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00:24:12Hello.
00:24:13Hello.
00:24:14Hello.
00:24:15Welcome to
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00:24:24Hello to
00:24:31What you talking about your kin like that?
00:24:33Oh, you know what they say, if you can't say something nice about somebody, come stand next to me.
00:24:39So Maya's wife, and she doesn't even bother to put on spikes.
00:24:43Look like two pigs fighting under a blanket.
00:24:47I haven't left the house without lycra on these thighs since I was 14.
00:24:51That's because you were raised right.
00:24:58Hey, you're not leaving, are you?
00:25:00I just moved here, I don't really know anybody.
00:25:03A party's how you meet people.
00:25:07Sammy, nice to meet you.
00:25:10Anel, two N's, two L's with an E.
00:25:14If you stick around a little longer, I can give you a ride. Anel with an E.
00:25:18That's okay, I like to walk.
00:25:20You sure it's no problem?
00:25:22It was nice meeting you.
00:25:25Your brothers are gonna miss you.
00:25:29I will not miss them.
00:25:31Please.
00:25:33That little Anel looks sweet in your dress.
00:25:36Tell her she can keep it.
00:25:38Give her anything else I left in my closet.
00:25:40Hope she had a good time.
00:25:45We don't know how lucky we all are.
00:25:48I know how lucky I am.
00:25:55Let Jackson take care of you.
00:25:57I'm gonna make him wait on me hand and foot.
00:25:59I mean it.
00:26:03There's no shame in adopting.
00:26:05I'd rather not talk about it, Mama.
00:26:07What happens in my life now is between Jackson and me.
00:26:10We'll take care of each other.
00:26:14But you heard what I said.
00:26:15I'm not stupid.
00:26:17Well, if you were smart, you'd quit work.
00:26:22Promise you won't bring that up every time you call me.
00:26:25I ain't gonna call.
00:26:27I'm not gonna be one of those mothers.
00:26:32Check your email every day.
00:26:36Don't you dare cry.
00:26:38I'm not.
00:26:40I'm not.
00:26:50I'm gonna strangle the both of y'all.
00:27:06Take care of that baby, all right?
00:27:10Oh, yeah!
00:27:40Malene!
00:28:11Oh, you wanna give me a heart attack?
00:28:14It's too early. Come back to bed.
00:28:20You want your breakfast in bed?
00:28:22Can I see the menu?
00:28:30Wait, where are you going?
00:28:31I'm not going anywhere.
00:28:33I'm not going anywhere.
00:28:35I'm not going anywhere.
00:28:37I'm not going anywhere.
00:28:39Wait, where are you going?
00:28:40I'm hungry.
00:28:41You're always hungry. You're gonna get fat.
00:28:43Oh, you bet I am. It's more of me to love.
00:28:46There's plenty right there, right now.
00:28:48Come on, get up. We only visited Mama for a few days.
00:28:50You just gonna leave?
00:28:53You do this every year.
00:28:56You do know the whole point of a tree-trimming party is for the guests to do the trimming?
00:29:02Can't have it end up lopsided.
00:29:06We have grapefruit, right?
00:29:09Yeah.
00:29:17Shelby, fill this up for me, baby.
00:29:22Where's Daddy?
00:29:24He went for his walk.
00:29:27How long you think he'll be?
00:29:29I don't know.
00:29:31Sometimes he likes to stop for coffee at the firehouse.
00:29:35What's wrong?
00:29:38We heard back from another agency.
00:29:42As soon as I get a peek at my medical records, I...
00:29:46I'm not optimal.
00:29:48You know, Shelby, if it's a question of money...
00:29:50We decided not to adopt.
00:29:53We don't have to.
00:29:57I'm two months pregnant.
00:29:59I'm two months pregnant.
00:30:03I...
00:30:04Well, I wanted to tell you and Daddy at the same time, but I can't seem to get the two of you alone together, so...
00:30:14Mama, say something.
00:30:20I'm gonna have a baby.
00:30:24Yes, I heard you.
00:30:29Is that it? Is that all you're gonna say?
00:30:34How about congratulations?
00:30:41Look, you have to help me plan.
00:30:44You're gonna get a new house.
00:30:46Jackson and I are going house hunting next week.
00:30:48You know Jackson loves to hunt, so...
00:30:50Does Jackson ever listen?
00:30:52I mean, when you get advice from doctors and specialists, I know you don't like to listen, but does he?
00:31:00I guess since he ain't carrying the baby, he's not so concerned, is he?
00:31:02Shh, Mama, he gonna hear you.
00:31:03What?
00:31:04Nobody hears me.
00:31:06Diabetics have healthy babies all the time.
00:31:08Not with chronic kidney disease.
00:31:10I found a doctor in Monroe who specializes in high-risk birth.
00:31:14They already sent me to a dietician and an eye doctor, and look, I got the best baby nurse in the world.
00:31:20Me.
00:31:22I'm back on tight control. I'm...
00:31:24You already had twice as many glucose reactions.
00:31:26Mama, I'm checking my levels ten times a day.
00:31:28There's limits to what you can do.
00:31:34Jackson is so excited.
00:31:37He says he doesn't care whether it's a boy or a girl, but...
00:31:40I'm guessing deep down he wants a boy.
00:31:43Jackson Jr.
00:31:48I need a child of my own.
00:31:56I see.
00:31:58He could be happy.
00:32:00Your poor body has been through so much. Does he know what he's asking?
00:32:03He didn't ask. It was my decision.
00:32:06I don't believe that for a minute.
00:32:07You wanna be the only one to tell me what I can and can't do.
00:32:11You just ready to spit nails because you don't call the shots.
00:32:13You know what? It's just like the tree.
00:32:15Nobody can trim it but you.
00:32:18Nobody says what goes where but you.
00:32:20You no longer have any say-so in my life, Mama, and you know it, and you can't stand it.
00:32:25I didn't raise my daughter to talk to me that way.
00:32:29Shelby!
00:32:31Shelby!
00:32:35No, I don't want the doctor on call. I wanna speak to Dr. Miller.
00:32:38It's important. It's about my daughter.
00:32:45Let it be, Malin.
00:32:50She told you.
00:32:51Mm-hmm.
00:32:53I want her to see Dr. Miller before she goes.
00:32:55She's got her doctor in Monroe. She's going to be fine.
00:32:58You don't know that.
00:33:00Who said she couldn't get a driver's license?
00:33:03I don't wanna play this game.
00:33:05Who said?
00:33:07I did.
00:33:08Not one accident.
00:33:10Who said she couldn't go camping with the scouts?
00:33:14You never wanna be the bad guy.
00:33:16And you're always looking for the worst to happen.
00:33:18Only so it won't.
00:33:21Could kill Jackson right now.
00:33:24It's my experience, the Edenton women got veto power.
00:33:29Come here.
00:33:31You think you're too young to be grandma. Is that it?
00:33:35Shut up, John.
00:33:38We won't let that kid call you grandma.
00:33:41We're gonna come up with some cute name like Mimi.
00:33:45Moo Moo.
00:33:47Mimi Moo Moo.
00:33:48All right, all right.
00:33:50Stop it.
00:33:52Stop it.
00:34:14You made that all by yourself?
00:34:16Yes. The Baptist bookstore in Shreveport had a fire sale last month.
00:34:20They had mismatched major scenes at incredibly low prices.
00:34:23I cleaned them out of their Baby Jesuses.
00:34:25And Sammy helped me with the tiny lights.
00:34:27Baby Jesus and Hebi, that is positively inspirational.
00:34:31I'm in love.
00:34:32Hey, y'all. How y'all doing?
00:34:34Look, I just need my usual real quick. I got a lot more cooking to do for the night.
00:34:38Weezy, you still gonna bring by your shrimp meat pies, right?
00:34:40I certainly am.
00:34:41All right.
00:34:43Hey, Clarice.
00:34:45I saw your niece Sally Beth won Miss Merry Christmas again.
00:34:48And next year, I'm betting.
00:34:50She gonna wear that tiara till her gray.
00:34:53She made me put so much hairspray on her, she's gonna have to dynamite it off her head.
00:34:59And that Sally Beth is a pretty girl.
00:35:02Beauteous genetic in my family.
00:35:04Empty is the head that wears the crown.
00:35:06I entered the Miss Derrick Queen my senior year.
00:35:09Miss Clary, who won the title your year?
00:35:11Oh, child, please. There was no Christmas festival when I was in high school.
00:35:15Jesus wasn't even born till I was a junior in college.
00:35:18Oh, you gotta admit, God did a little dance around that brother of yours.
00:35:23Drew is so successful.
00:35:25And that little Miss Merry Christmas and Marshall are perfect.
00:35:29That Belle doesn't have a care in the world.
00:35:31Oh, I'm not so sure about that.
00:35:33Yeah, every family has its issues.
00:35:36But Belle and I want to expose ourselves to a little bit more culture that's not easy to come by in this neck of the woods.
00:35:40So we're thinking about a theater trip to New York.
00:35:43And Weezy, you should come.
00:35:45I'm not exposing myself to anything.
00:35:47Why not? It would benefit you to broaden your horizons.
00:35:50You broaden your horizons your way, I broaden mine my way.
00:35:54I'm gonna get my colors done.
00:35:55You what?
00:35:56See, every person has a particular coloring.
00:35:59Summer, spring, so on.
00:36:01You determine what season you are, then you know what colors look best on you.
00:36:05It's most helpful when you go shopping.
00:36:08Gives you fashion courage.
00:36:10Like Miss Michelle Obama.
00:36:12You wear purple with everything.
00:36:14I don't know how much more courage you need.
00:36:16I am going to go support the arts.
00:36:18I support the arts, I just don't want to see them.
00:36:21It's not gonna change the shape of your top lip, Weezy.
00:36:26Let's get one thing straight.
00:36:27I do not go to plays because I can nap at home for free.
00:36:31I don't see movies because they all trash and full of naked people.
00:36:36And I don't read books, because if they're any good, they're gonna be made into a miniseries.
00:36:41All right, Miss Weezy, why don't you support this?
00:36:47Oh!
00:36:50Oh, Shuvi, I'm so sorry.
00:36:52Oh, it's pennies on the counter, just stick one in the fuse box.
00:36:57That's an overload of goodness.
00:36:59What is that?
00:37:00Shelby's not coming in today?
00:37:01Oh, no, Shelby had to do a little last minute shopping.
00:37:04You know, Shelby does what she wants, when she wants.
00:37:07Shelby and that Jackson look so happy together.
00:37:09Can't help but smile at two people in love.
00:37:12Smile, they need to get a room.
00:37:14Oh, she just want to spread it around, Weezy, that's all.
00:37:18Like manure.
00:37:23Isn't it something?
00:37:24Yeah, it's something.
00:37:28Excuse me, just a second.
00:37:45I do not fade in wetter snow.
00:37:48Spud!
00:37:49Raleigh Bassett got the contract.
00:37:51His bid was six thousand in the month.
00:37:53Six thousand.
00:37:55He owns his own equipment, I don't.
00:38:00We don't have to go to Melinda's tonight.
00:38:03I got some fried shrimp.
00:38:05We can have a picnic on the dock.
00:38:08Watch the fireworks.
00:38:09No, you go ahead to Melinda's, I'm happy right here.
00:38:12You always love the fireworks.
00:38:15I seen them, Truvie.
00:38:17Go ahead.
00:38:18Spud.
00:38:19Get off my back, Truvie.
00:38:23Please.
00:38:37Hi, Truvie.
00:38:38Hi, Truvie.
00:38:40How are you?
00:38:41Hey, what's up? Merry Christmas.
00:38:42You look beautiful.
00:38:43Melinda just threw me out the kitchen.
00:38:45She said she didn't need my help.
00:38:47She seem kind of touchy to you.
00:38:50Tis the season.
00:38:51Show some Christmas spirit.
00:38:53I got so much Christmas spirit, I could spit tinsel.
00:38:56Hell, I decorated my yard.
00:38:58Keep off the grass signs are not Christmas decorations, Weezy.
00:39:01They boarded in Holly.
00:39:04I'll be right back.
00:39:06After the marriage was annulled,
00:39:08I was a real Jezebel, drinking, smoking, staying out all hours.
00:39:12Now she a regular church lady.
00:39:14She got a steady bow.
00:39:16Praise the Lord.
00:39:18I did Miss Weezy's wig, you like it?
00:39:20Yeah, I do.
00:39:21And so will my surprise guest.
00:39:24I've invited somebody who remembers you fondly.
00:39:26Must be someone with dementia.
00:39:29An old beau?
00:39:30Guess.
00:39:31I do not play games, little girl.
00:39:34Remember Owen Jenkins?
00:39:37Lies from the past.
00:39:39Where'd you find him?
00:39:40Monroe.
00:39:42But he's moving back here, and he's widowed.
00:39:45I can't say that I do recall any Jerkins.
00:39:48Jenkins.
00:39:50She's lying.
00:39:52Miss Shelby, I managed in just a few decades to marry the two most worthwhile,
00:39:57I managed in just a few decades to marry the two most worthless men in the universe.
00:40:02Then proceeded to have three of the most ungrateful children ever conceived.
00:40:08The only reason people are nice to me is because I got more money than God.
00:40:12I am not about to open up a new can of worms.
00:40:16You know that negative attitude Malin told you about?
00:40:18You need to talk to someone at the guidance center.
00:40:21I'm not crazy.
00:40:23I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years.
00:40:28Hello, Louisa.
00:40:32Recognize me?
00:40:36Hello, Owen.
00:40:40Did you shrink?
00:40:42You look terrific. You've hardly changed at all.
00:40:48Yeah.
00:40:50I'm not as sweet as I used to be.
00:40:58Daddy's waiting on you for the Christmas toast.
00:41:03All right, I'll be right down.
00:41:08I'm sorry about this morning. I...
00:41:12I didn't mean...
00:41:18I know you want me to be happy.
00:41:22It's what you always said.
00:41:24It's what you always said.
00:41:26To me, to Jonathan, to Tommy. You said...
00:41:29You said just be happy.
00:41:31That's all I want for my kids, isn't that right?
00:41:36What makes me happy is having this baby.
00:41:40Yes, I know.
00:41:43Just wish you could be happy.
00:41:45I wish...
00:41:54I don't know what I wish.
00:41:59As long as we're alive, there's risk for every one of us.
00:42:03Things happen.
00:42:05And you get through, and life goes on.
00:42:09I mean, you're the one. You...
00:42:11You convinced me I could do anything. I set my heart on...
00:42:16I set my heart on this, Mama.
00:42:19I set my heart on this.
00:42:21I set my heart on this, Mama.
00:42:23I want it.
00:42:27I would rather have 30 minutes of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
00:42:51There you go.
00:42:53Oh, oh!
00:42:55Excuse me!
00:42:57Hey!
00:43:00If I could just take a moment.
00:43:04Merry Christmas.
00:43:06Merry Christmas!
00:43:08Peace on Earth and good tall women!
00:43:12Really, John?
00:43:14Okay, wait, wait. There's more, there's more.
00:43:15Today, my daughter told me a big secret.
00:43:20Shall we come up here?
00:43:22Secret being the operative word?
00:43:24Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:43:26I ain't gonna tell them you pregnant.
00:43:29I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna be a grandpa!
00:43:36To Jackson and Shelby.
00:43:40To Jackson and Shelby!
00:43:46No wonder you're acting so funny all day.
00:43:50I'd bust if I had to keep a secret like that.
00:43:53Congratulations, Grandma Mee.
00:43:57And the doctor said she couldn't have children.
00:44:00Now what do they know?
00:44:02The doctor said she shouldn't have children.
00:44:04It's a big difference.
00:44:10This baby's not exactly great news, is it?
00:44:16You okay?
00:44:19Move in.
00:44:21She'll be fine.
00:44:26That's what she wants.
00:44:35I wish I had the right words for you.
00:44:38Truth is dry. There's a first.
00:44:41I suggest we focus on the joy of the situation.
00:44:46I agree.
00:44:48Your first grandchild.
00:44:51How about that?
00:44:55People with diabetes have healthy babies all the time.
00:44:59This is one of those times.
00:45:02I can feel it in my bones.
00:45:05I put my money on those bones.
00:45:08I put my money on those bones.
00:45:13Amen.
00:45:16That which does not kill us makes us stronger.
00:45:56Wait.
00:45:58Wait. Wait. Wait.
00:46:00Okay. Okay. Let's breathe. Breathe.
00:46:03You're doing great, baby.
00:46:05You doing great.
00:46:07I'm good.
00:46:08I'm good.
00:46:23Give me that, baby.
00:46:30You're shaking me.
00:46:31Baby, you're shaking me.
00:46:32Put your hand in his mouth quick.
00:46:37Right there.
00:46:38Right there.
00:46:39Wait, wait, wait.
00:46:42Go for it.
00:46:45Whoa.
00:46:46Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:49Okay.
00:46:50Okay.
00:46:51Breathe in.
00:46:52Yeah!
00:46:53Happy birthday.
00:46:54Happy birthday.
00:46:55Happy birthday.
00:46:56Happy birthday.
00:46:57Happy birthday.
00:46:58Happy birthday.
00:46:59Happy birthday.
00:47:00We're waiting for his mom to get home.
00:47:01Here we go.
00:47:02Come on, buddy.
00:47:03It's like a duck.
00:47:04Make a wish, babe.
00:47:05Come on.
00:47:06I
00:47:17Want to cut my hair today now you think Julie can fit me in
00:47:24I
00:47:30Anybody knock on my door after dark and I've been screaming calling 9-1-1 at my age a knock after dark is a dream come true
00:47:37When I saw my nephew's face, it was a major letdown
00:47:40I think it's awful a drew to throw his son out the house
00:47:44My brother can be a hothead and you know Marshall he marches in from New York
00:47:49Unexpected without so much as a hello mama daddy. They found a tumor in my brain
00:47:55I have six weeks to live
00:47:57Naturally, they were hysterical naturally and then he says calm down. I'm just joking. The real news is I'm gay
00:48:09Apparently was not drew got to carrying on throwing wet shrimp. I
00:48:14Adore Marshall. We stayed up half the night talking
00:48:19Oh
00:48:21Wow, I did what you wanted did not yes, you know, you did a beautiful job. It's just a
00:48:28Mama
00:48:31Come here, baby
00:48:34What's perfect it's gonna look so cute when it's wet it's gonna curl right up don't you mama look pretty
00:48:44Bless his little heart
00:48:48Please honey, don't cry if you cry will to
00:48:53No one cries alone in my presence company policy
00:48:57It's adorable
00:48:59Well, yeah, he hasn't been cut that short since kindergarten. It's very becoming
00:49:04Chic, I may cut mine like that. It frames your face. Okay. Okay. Okay. I get it. I'm a convert. Okay
00:49:11I'm gonna cut it every 25 years. Oh
00:49:13Oh
00:49:15Mom, would you put him down for his nap?
00:49:18Hi, baby
00:49:20Now if you have time, I would love a manicure and a pedicure and mama's gonna have one too. Oh
00:49:28Yes, you do
00:49:31Well, maybe I had a son and call this place a spa
00:49:43Amen amen. I know could you please fill the top or pedicure? Okay
00:49:57Was she praying yes, why got me?
00:50:02Maybe she was praying for Drew and Marshall. Maybe she was praying for us because we gossiping
00:50:07Maybe she's praying cuz the panties are too tight. Who knows but she prays at the drop of a hat
00:50:12She's born again and saved since when since Mardi Gras
00:50:17She had a choice of going for a Bible weekend with a Sunday school class
00:50:21I'll go into New Orleans with me and two other sinners. She left that Friday a pleasant well-adjusted young lady
00:50:27She came back on Tuesday a vessel of the Lord. Oh, what's a boyfriend got to say about it? Oh poor Sammy
00:50:33He's so confused. He don't know whether to scratch his watch or whine his book
00:50:38He's crazy he says he can compete with a suitor how's he gonna fight off the father son and a holy ghost
00:50:49So it's Marshall gonna stay with you now, oh, yeah till he goes back to New York
00:50:53He's lonely as my guest needs to get out and meet someone. I asked him when you meet a guy
00:50:59How can you tell that he's you know, he says all gay men have accent like no
00:51:06And all gay men are named Mark Rick or Steve
00:51:14Exit like good morning
00:51:18What's so funny you Clary over here? Tell us about exit like I love man
00:51:23It highlights my new artwork since when do you have accent like about three weeks?
00:51:29It's all in the foyer and up the stairs
00:51:32It's my grandson's idea, which grandson stay
00:51:41Who you look right you for this morning Weezer, would you run over a small child or something?
00:51:49This is the greatest but he'll have to give me all of them
00:51:51You know, I try not to eat healthy food if I can help it
00:51:55The sooner this body wears out the better off I'll be
00:51:58Yeah, I can't get enough grease into my dad
00:52:01Then why grow them?
00:52:03Because I'm an old southern lady and we supposed to put on funny-looking hats and grow vegetables in the dirt
00:52:08I don't make the rules now and
00:52:11speaking of the rules
00:52:14Someone has put me on the mailing list at the Riverview Baptist Church
00:52:19And now I'm getting chain letters from Christ. They're not chain letters
00:52:23They're part of my prayer groups reach out and touch project. Well, I think it is very bad taste to pray for perfect strangers
00:52:31Shelby
00:52:32What have you done?
00:52:35Melinne have you seen this? Yes, I have the doctor is just trying to strengthen my veins. They're in terrible shape
00:52:42Looks like you've been driving nails in your arm. What's going on?
00:52:46Shall we tell him I'm I guess so no point in keeping it a secret
00:52:52Shelby has been driving nails in her arms. It's my dialysis and it's no big thing
00:53:01I
00:53:02Don't look at me like that. Look having Jack jr. Just put a strain on my kidneys and now they're not functioning properly
00:53:08That's all what happens
00:53:10That's all
00:53:11That's all she says
00:53:13Do you do this dialysis forever?
00:53:15well, I suppose I could but it's not real convenient, you know running back and forth and trying to keep up with Jack jr. And
00:53:21Also, no, I just uh, you know, I'm just gonna have a kidney transplant. I'll be just fine. Is it that easy?
00:53:26It's really they do them all the time in Shreveport about three four times a week
00:53:30Yeah, she's right. I mean my Sunday school class was praying for one just the other day
00:53:34Well, don't you have to be on a list or something like don't have to find a kidney?
00:53:39Oh, they always find one reason medical teams
00:53:42they fly all over the country and helicopters bringing people livers and hearts and kidneys and such and
00:53:47The most impressive thing is they carry those organs in their beer coolers. It's tough
00:53:52I saw it on the news those doctors
00:53:55They take out those six-packs and they throw in some dries and a heart and off they go
00:53:59Well, do you know how long you have to wait it? Is it something that we can do?
00:54:04Can you get your name on top of a list or something?
00:54:06Well, you see I'm real lucky because I don't have to wait but for one more day
00:54:12Mama it's gonna give me one of hers
00:54:17We check in on Sunday surgeries first thing Monday mornings
00:54:21My leg
00:54:22The whole family got tested. I'm just glad I was the best match
00:54:26Drums kidney might as well be a distillery and the boys are just too young
00:54:31Best thing about it. I'm gonna come up out of there
00:54:35With a smaller waistline
00:54:37They got to remove two ribs to get up a kidney
00:54:40Well, the supermodels do it all the time first thing Monday morning and y'all haven't mentioned it
00:54:47Well, my part's easy mama's the one having major surgery
00:54:51Malin you are brave
00:54:54How's drum taking all this
00:54:58No drum gets emotional at the slightest thing, but we'll make sure he has enough food and
00:55:04Weasel keep him calm and count on me. And when you wake up, I'll be sitting right by your side
00:55:10Yours to ship. Oh
00:55:13Now do you think that I could please have my hair?
00:55:17You see I just hide it my whole life. So it just seems kind of wrong to throw it out
00:55:21Is that weird? I'll get it back. You've had your kidney your whole life. You'll bring that home in a bag, too
00:55:27Well, you know now that you just gave me that idea. I just might
00:55:33This is no laughing matter
00:55:38I'm guessing there's been enough tears
00:55:48You
00:55:55Shouldn't have said that. Oh, yeah, that was disgusting
00:55:59Bringing home a kidney in a bag before that when I said that I'd be better off when my body wears out
00:56:05I feel so ashamed. I said that in front of shell, but you know, I didn't mean that reason nobody pays attention to you
00:56:12Well, I feel bad
00:56:14I'm a terrible person Lisa. You'd give you a damn dog a kidney if he needed one
00:56:22Was it a sale on beans
00:56:24This must be a gesture. We're not feeding them to the end of time drum loves pork and beans now eat some with everything
00:56:32Well that explains a lot. Come on, please. Let's sort this stuff. I can get over to the lens
00:56:36Okay, no more transplant jokes daddy doesn't like
00:56:50Internal organs
00:57:03Nothing dirty
00:57:07Oh, you'll like this one dad classic black and white no nudity a tale of two kidneys
00:57:18Picking the movie let mom pick it's her night. Okay, as long as ain't no zombies in it
00:57:27With everything, okay
00:57:37Oh, man, can I help with something? No, I got this to help she'll baby
00:57:51What you're doing for Shelby for us
00:57:55Just
00:57:57I'm so grateful. Shelby is my daughter. I wish it was me going in with her tomorrow
00:58:04Man can't help his blood type
00:58:12I didn't ask Shelby to have a baby
00:58:22I believe you
00:58:25Just wanted her to be happy yet
00:58:28You want to blame me for something blame me for that
00:58:34I
00:58:38Should have said no, I should have been a man and said no and if you had been with Jack jr. Me
00:58:44I'm gonna wishing that boy away. No, ma'am
00:59:03You
00:59:07May or must
00:59:14Must
00:59:18Thank you
00:59:34Oh
00:59:47You come into this church God hears us wherever we are. I wanted to be here for Melinda Shelby
01:00:04Wait
01:00:07What brings you here shut up anything new in your life I
01:00:16Can report that the Sherwood florist delivery truck stops by her house at least twice a week. I like fresh flowers
01:00:26And I can't report that a strange car is parked in her garage at least once a week this
01:00:33Secret's out. I'm having affair with a Mercedes Benz
01:00:37We are in the house
01:00:51Before we begin
01:00:53Please join me in prayer for our sister Malin and a daughter Shelby will be undergoing surgery tomorrow at st. Vincent's
01:01:02Dear Lord of mercy
01:01:04Return to you in times of need
01:01:07Please send a healing word today to our good friends and restore them to full health
01:01:13Amen
01:01:19Oh
01:01:20We the forgive me. I've been dying to ask you this. Are you gonna win, you know?
01:01:28Wait, I'm trying to get the mental picture
01:01:32Now I won't go away
01:01:35Dirty man is a terrible thing to waste Clary
01:01:39and
01:01:40Not that it's anybody's business, but no we are friends
01:01:45He would lack more. I'm dealing with that. Yeah, I'm all I'm set my ways
01:01:50You are playing hard
01:01:52I
01:02:02Think I gotta go again, they weren't lying when they said these things and make our kidneys go 90 miles an hour
01:02:17Hey
01:02:19No, wait
01:02:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, what are we doing? I can't let you do this. There has to be some other way
01:02:30I can't do this. Oh, it's not come on. Stop it
01:02:32Oh
01:02:51Shelby she'll be looking at this all wrong
01:02:57Most mothers only get a chance to give their child life once
01:03:01I'm giving me the opportunity to do it twice. I
01:03:06Mean I'm grateful. I don't have to just stand by helpless. I can do this for you
01:03:13It's a blessing
01:03:16Grateful for all of this
01:03:18your mother
01:03:20Now suppose Jack jr. Need the kidney. Yeah, I take it out myself
01:03:30I
01:03:36That's no big deal I got two of my own evil one
01:04:01Oh
01:04:04No diet caffeine-free, I'm sorry good luck Larry at your age. Why do you even care?
01:04:10You
01:04:29Looks good. Yes, it looks real real good
01:04:40You
01:05:03It's not sign wait man, let me see this
01:05:06Oh, please that no this penmanship anyway, please do you have the handwriting of a serial killer?
01:05:13Yeah, I thought Sammy wouldn't mind you reading the Bible and Ben if he is wearing something inspiration
01:05:23Hang on I promise Shelby I would get her on the phone for the surprise
01:05:27She really wanted to be here, but she couldn't change a shit back at work. I'm since the first hey, baby
01:05:34Hold on
01:05:36Hi Shelby and now were you surprised? Yeah, I'm most fainted
01:05:42I never expected a baby shower. I wish I couldn't see it. I have to go but
01:05:47Congratulations. All right. I'll see you at Thanksgiving. All right, hold on for your mom
01:05:52Who she was so surprised? Hey
01:05:55Okay. All right. Now kiss Jack
01:05:58Hey, love no, I gotta go
01:06:00Uh better keep a close eye on baby Berlin here she had a hard delivery
01:06:07I'll take that. Oh you are Jack jr. Has been waiting all day
01:06:13For this. Oh, that is killer. I'm teaching him how to say trick-or-treat. So I've something close to it
01:06:31I
01:06:34Sound like spuds home guess so
01:06:41Why don't you go on in we can finish this up no, thanks
01:06:50Now
01:06:53When you work a seven-day stretch on the offshore or a wig
01:06:57Seems like the only thing you want to do any day off is sleep
01:07:04Such a hard life it's killing him
01:07:10But it's work he needs it
01:07:16But I think I will go say hi before he turns in the Rip Van Winkle
01:07:27Oh
01:07:57I
01:08:04Have an emergency at 70 Lakeshore Drive 70 Lakeshore Drive
01:08:27Oh
01:08:45Come on Sammy, wake up wake up, baby
01:08:57Oh
01:09:21Come on baby, wake up
01:09:27Jackson is a daddy's a father's a
01:09:32Come on that's actually a message wake up, sweetie
01:09:57That feels better, huh, yeah
01:10:27I
01:10:30Might do you some good to get out for a little while. What if she wakes up for two minutes and I'm not here
01:10:57You
01:11:27I'm so sorry
01:11:57I
01:12:27I
01:12:57I
01:13:27I
01:13:58I
01:14:00Call colonies feel home. They were nice and
01:14:05You need to get her pink suit
01:14:08one with the cherries on
01:14:27I
01:14:29I
01:14:55So we do not lose heart though our other self is wasting away
01:14:59Our inner self is being renewed
01:15:01Day by day for this light momentary affliction is preparing for us an eternal weight of glory beyond all comparison
01:15:10As we look not to the things that are seen or to the things that are unseen
01:15:15But the things that are seen are transient
01:15:18But things that are unseen are eternal
01:15:28You
01:15:58You
01:16:20It's her
01:16:28I'm a Lynn. Hey, man. Hello everybody
01:16:32Truly you make some quick magic. I know I look like 10 miles of dirt road. Let me get my magic wine and my fairy dust
01:16:39Are you doing honey? I'm fine. I'm worried about drone
01:16:43Thank you
01:16:55Miss Melin, it should make you feel better that Shelby's with a king
01:17:06Yes, and now I guess it should we should all be rejoicing
01:17:10I
01:17:12Will you go ahead
01:17:22Miss Melin, I didn't mean to upset you by saying that you see
01:17:26When things like this happen, I pray real hard to make heads or tails of it
01:17:30And I think it's Shelby's case
01:17:33she wanted to take care of that baby of you of everybody and
01:17:37Her poor body just got worn out
01:17:40It wouldn't let her do everything that she wanted to do
01:17:43so she went on to a place where she could be a guardian angel and
01:17:47She'll always be young you should always be beautiful and I personally feel safer knowing that she's up there on my side. I
01:17:54Know I might sound
01:17:56Real simple and stupid and maybe I am but that's just how I get through things like this
01:18:11Thank you now
01:18:14Appreciate that
01:18:18And it's a very good idea
01:18:22Shelby as you know would not want us to
01:18:24Be all mired down and wallow in this thing
01:18:27She want us to deal with it the best way we know how and get on with it
01:18:35That's what my mind says I wish somebody would explain that to my heart
01:18:41Trump said you never left her side
01:18:44Well, I'd much feel like playing tennis
01:18:48No, I couldn't leave my Shelby I stayed there I
01:18:55Kept pushing just as I always have when it concerns Shelby. I
01:19:00Just hoping she would sit up and argue with me
01:19:05Then we all realized that there was no hope
01:19:11I was very afraid. I wouldn't survive the first few minutes after they turn those machines off
01:19:18John couldn't take it. He left
01:19:22Jackson couldn't take it. He left
01:19:26Struck me as ironic meaning men supposed to be you know made of steel
01:19:37I stayed there
01:19:41It's holding my baby's hand
01:19:47There's no trembling
01:19:51No noise
01:19:56Just peace
01:20:02I realized as a mother how lucky I was
01:20:06I
01:20:08Was there when this wonderful person drifted into this world
01:20:13And I was there when she drifted out
01:20:17It's most precious moment of my life thus far
01:20:36That's great
01:20:40Can't tell what's going on on the insides, but your hair is holding up beautifully
01:20:51Shelby was right. I always get my head done the same way
01:20:59Oh, honey
01:21:02Are you all right?
01:21:06I
01:21:08Yes, yes
01:21:10Yes, I'm all right. I
01:21:13Could jog to Texas in bed, but my daughter can
01:21:21So mad I don't know what to do
01:21:25How's that baby ever gonna know how wonderful his mama was
01:21:30Will he ever know what she went through for him? Oh
01:21:34It's not supposed to be like this
01:21:37Mercy, I'm trying to understand but I can't I'm supposed to go first not hurt. I
01:21:45Was always ready to go first
01:21:48Not my baby
01:21:51I'm so mad
01:21:54I'm so mad. I just wanna I want to hit somebody until they feel as bad as I do
01:22:00I just wanna hit. I just wanna I wanna hit something. I wouldn't hit it. No, what a hit it hard
01:22:10Hit this
01:22:11Go ahead believe
01:22:13Slap her go ahead Malin. Slap her. Are you crazy?
01:22:20Have you lost your mind we can sell t-shirts saying I slept weasel, but don't
01:22:25Get up
01:22:29This is a chance to do something for your fellow man
01:22:44You missed the chance of a lifetime
01:22:49You are
01:22:55That wasn't a very Christian thing
01:23:03No, I was just getting too heavy in here and we needed to laugh
01:23:07We see you know, I love you Mona. Love my luggage. You are too big for color to
01:23:17Sorry, I went on like that. I've got it right crying up in here. I'm sorry. We don't ever be sorry for anything in here
01:23:25I
01:23:33Don't get on out of here y'all crazy
01:23:47Shelby would have had a good day. I'm sure she did
01:23:56I
01:23:57pray for you
01:23:59drum to
01:24:01If you need anything call and if her lines busy call me
01:24:06Shh
01:24:24Yes, I know I pray there I said it I hope you satisfied
01:24:30Oh
01:24:33Sammy and I want to name the baby Shelby. She's the reason we met in the first place. Do you think she'll mine mine?
01:24:41She'd be tickled pink
01:24:44I
01:24:57As long as we're alive there's a risk for every one of us
01:25:03Things happen and you get through and life goes on
01:25:13I would rather have 30 minutes of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special