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00:00Where's Raj?
00:01Uh, he's working with Bert.
00:02They're probably cutting their stupid meteorite open
00:05with their stupid diamond saw.
00:07Shh.
00:08Are you okay?
00:09Yeah, I'm just a little rundown.
00:11It might be a head cold.
00:16Purell?
00:19Purell?
00:20Purell?
00:22Purell?
00:27Can I top anybody off?
00:30Why don't you go to bed?
00:31I'll run out and get you some medicine.
00:33It's okay.
00:34Stuart gave me some when I was at the comic book store.
00:36Really?
00:37You're taking medicine from Stuart?
00:40Doesn't he need, like, all of it?
00:43He's got plenty.
00:44His pill caddy is, like, this big.
00:48All right, well, why don't you go to bed?
00:49I'll sleep out here on the couch.
00:50No, no, no.
00:51You take the bed.
00:52I'll stay out here.
00:53Even better.
00:54Sweet dreams, snotbag.
01:00Go away, Raj.
01:06What are you doing?
01:08I'm winning you back, Love Actually style.
01:17I don't know what that means.
01:18Really?
01:19You've never seen Love Actually?
01:22If you want to watch it right now, I'll just wait.
01:26I have nothing to say to you.
01:28Look, we both made mistakes.
01:30I am so sorry that I spied on you.
01:33I didn't mean to, but I know it's not okay.
01:38Now, do you want to apologize to me?
01:41You also said you don't trust me
01:43and that you barely know me.
01:45I really thought this would be more of a back-and-forth thing.
02:58I'm sorry.
03:10Amy?
03:13Yeah?
03:14There's something out here.
03:17Just trap it under a cup, and I'll be there in a minute.
03:22I'll try, but it's Leonard.
03:24Honey, I know it all feels overwhelming right now,
03:26but I promise you, things will settle down.
03:28There's no Earl Grey, you filthy liar!
03:34Hey, is Penny here?
03:35No, why?
03:36I wanted to show her my latest creation.
03:38I give you...
03:40Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
03:49Wow, Amy, you look amazing.
03:53Sheldon, what do you think?
03:57I like you better the way you were.
04:00But she looks beautiful.
04:03Classic lines, colors that complement her skin tone,
04:07and hair that goes from office to on the town in minutes.
04:13I don't care. Put it back.
04:15I like the way I look.
04:17Well, I don't!
04:21My fault. I was out of Earl Grey.
04:24My fault. I was out of Earl Grey.
04:26Come to a giant metal door.
04:29I checked the door for traps.
04:33There are no traps.
04:34I use my wizard eye to see what's on the other side
04:36of the door.
04:37Hey, that's sort of like how you used a doorbell camera
04:40to spy on your fiancé.
04:44It's nothing like that.
04:46Your wizard eye reveals a monster.
04:48Is it alone and unloved?
04:49I guess.
04:50I open the door and say, hey, Raj.
04:54Why don't you just call her?
04:56I'm sure you guys can work this out.
04:58I don't want to talk about it. Let's just play.
04:59Okay, the Cyclops tells you that the enchantress you seek
05:02is staying at the Inn of the Dwarven Lords.
05:04Really?
05:05An inn?
05:06All I knew was a concierge at a hotel.
05:08That's a little insensitive, don't you think?
05:11I hadn't noticed that before you mentioned it.
05:13Well, now that I've mentioned it, how do you feel?
05:15Bad.
05:15Shame on you.
05:16So, Marissa, how did you guys meet?
05:19Oh, it's a pretty funny story.
05:22We met in a bookstore.
05:23A bookstore?
05:28That is funny.
05:31Yeah, I was just there using the bathroom,
05:33but this one had a stack of books like this tall.
05:36Oh, I see you really like to read.
05:38Oh, no, I work there.
05:41Yeah, she is super smart.
05:43Seriously, you name, like, any book,
05:46she'll tell you if she's heard of it.
05:47Go on, try her.
05:49Oh, uh, uh, catch her on the ride.
05:51Nope.
05:53You know what, Penny?
05:54I guess we both like nerds.
05:57So, uh, I'm gonna take this thing out.
06:01Nah, it's a little choppy tonight.
06:03Yeah, that's okay.
06:05It's just nice sitting under the stars.
06:06It's actually kind of peaceful.
06:08Well, it's a beautiful boat.
06:10Thanks, man.
06:12We love it.
06:13Although he's so tall, he bangs his head
06:15almost every time he goes downstairs.
06:16After the first couple, you don't even feel it.
06:20Where are our manners?
06:21Zach, let's get our guests something to drink.
06:24I can't believe that guy's rich.
06:26Ooh, watch your head.
06:27That was a close one.
06:30Are you jealous?
06:31No, I know, I know.
06:32I shouldn't be. He's super sweet.
06:33I should be happy for that.
06:34No, it's driving me crazy, too.
06:36Really?
06:37Yes, I was trying to pretend like it wasn't
06:39so you wouldn't think I was petty.
06:41Look, turns out we're both petty.
06:44I love you so much.
06:45Oh.
06:46It's freezing out here.
06:48Do you like me to heat things up?
06:51No, I want to get in the hot tub
06:52before I lose a toe.
06:55Oh, that is bright.
06:57Yeah, a new neighbor put in floodlights.
07:00Huh.
07:01So, shall we?
07:03No, I don't want to take my robe off under a spotlight.
07:07This is a candle body.
07:09Howdy, neighbors.
07:11We haven't met yet.
07:12I'm Andy.
07:13Oh, hello.
07:14Nice to meet you.
07:15You know, your new balcony
07:17kind of looks right over our fence.
07:19You might want to put up some trees.
07:20We can see everything.
07:22You can, but it's okay if you don't.
07:27So, can you turn your lights off?
07:29Sorry, they're motion-censored.
07:31They'll go off in a minute.
07:32Just try to stay still.
07:35What are we going to do about this?
07:38I say we wait until his lights go off,
07:40and then I make hot, motionless love to you.
07:47Don't move.
07:48It's go time.
07:52Hello, I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
07:54And I'm Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler.
07:56And this is Dr. Sheldon Cooper
07:58and Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler present
08:00Dr. Sheldon Cooper's Fun with Flags.
08:04I'd like to start this episode
08:06by apologizing on behalf of Dr. Fowler,
08:08who made the wild claim last week
08:10that there was no national tricolored flag
08:12with a purple stripe,
08:13when, in fact, the Estonian governor
08:15at Inside the Russian Empire
08:16had a purple stripe on their flag
08:18from 1721 to 1917.
08:22See?
08:24Right there in the middle.
08:27And I'd like to apologize
08:28on behalf of Dr. Cooper
08:30for having his zipper down
08:31for the entire segment
08:32on the flags of East Africa.
08:36Sorry, Tanzania, you deserve better.
08:38Okay, that's my dad.
08:39Now, remember,
08:40do not bring up any baby stuff, right?
08:42Not me not wanting one,
08:43not you having one with Zach.
08:44Got it.
08:45And if he brings it up,
08:46change the subject to literally anything else.
08:47I got it.
08:48But not the Cornhuskers.
08:49Do not discuss the Cornhuskers.
08:51Is that a sports team?
08:54Never mind, you're good.
08:56Daddy!
08:57Hey, Slugger.
08:58Hi.
08:59Aw.
09:00Hey, Wyatt.
09:01Leonard.
09:02Hey.
09:03It's a hell of a handshake.
09:04Oh, well, you know,
09:05I've been taking vitamins.
09:08Dad, uh, come on in.
09:09Sit down.
09:10Can I get you something to drink?
09:11Maybe a beer?
09:12Sure, if you're having one.
09:13Why wouldn't you,
09:14since you're not pregnant?
09:18Um,
09:19um,
09:21Leonard wants to have a baby
09:23with my ex-boyfriend, Zach.
09:30How about those Cornhuskers?
09:33Amy is the one constant I can count on,
09:34and now she's changing.
09:36It's just a haircut and some clothes.
09:38No, it's the last straw.
09:39I can't take any more.
09:49Can you believe it?
09:51They finally fixed the elevator.
09:55This is a nightmare.
09:58What's with him?
09:59He won a Nobel Prize,
10:00and his wife looks amazing.
10:01Oh, yeah, got it.
10:19Ah!
10:24How did you get down here?
10:26The elevator, it's really fast.
10:28I need to be alone right now.
10:31Don't try to follow me.
10:32All right, you need a ride?
10:33That'd be great, thank you.
10:34Zach wanted you to donate
10:35your genetic material for his baby.
10:38Yeah, so I'd be helping out a couple
10:40who really want a baby,
10:41and they were gonna pay us,
10:42and Penny freaked out about it.
10:44That doesn't make any sense.
10:45No.
10:46They wanted you?
10:49Yes, Sheldon, they wanted me.
10:52I'm smart, I'm nice.
10:53I'm smart, I'm nice,
10:54and I can eat cheese
10:55without clearing out a room.
10:57Are you upset he didn't ask you?
11:00Of course not.
11:01I just think it's interesting
11:02that of all the people he knows,
11:04he thinks you're the best choice.
11:06Well, he does.
11:08I don't see why Penny is so against this.
11:10Perhaps Penny's worried
11:11that you haven't considered
11:12the emotional toll of knowing
11:14there's a child out there
11:15who is biologically yours,
11:17but not actually yours.
11:19Wow, that's really insightful.
11:22Yeah, and I'm taller than you,
11:23and I don't have asthma.
11:24Those people are crazy.
11:26I can't believe they're gonna cut that
11:27with this punk-ass diamond saw.
11:35Jesus.
11:48Leonard, what are you doing?
11:50Showing you that this is the better way.
11:53Stop.
11:54Whatever's inside there is dangerous.
11:59Oh, and pretty.
12:06What is that?
12:08Ah!
12:10Are you okay?
12:11Ah.
12:12Yeah, I'm fine.
12:13I'm just feeling a little...
12:18hungry.
12:21No!
12:22Ah!
12:24Stop eating butt!
12:27Keep eating butt!
12:30Ah!
12:32Ah!
12:33Leonard.
12:34Leonard.
12:35What, what?
12:36You're having a bad dream.
12:37Oh, thank God.
12:39I was eating my friends.
12:41Well, one friend and one acquaintance.
12:43You know what?
12:44It's okay, two friends.
12:46Let me see if you're running a fever.
12:48Yeah.
12:49Oh, yeah, you're burning up.
12:54Ah!
12:55Ah!
12:56Jeez.
12:57Are you okay?
12:59It depends.
13:00What color are my eyes?
13:02I don't know, brown?
13:03No, green.
13:04No, wait, brown.
13:06Oh, good, I'm awake.
13:17You