SCORING MY DREAM FREE KICK IN FRONT OF 90,000

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00:00Wembley Stadium. Steeped in history, the Halota, the biggest YouTuber event in history, the times they have changed. We are here and we ain't leaving!

00:13I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away

00:28The 2025 Sidemen charity match was played in front of 90,000 people at Wembley Stadium, raising £4.7 million for charity and bringing some of the most influential people in the online world together.

00:39Or as Joey Barson called us, a bunch of re***s.

00:42In this video we shall be watching back the game, reacting to what happened and the commentators take on the game, then deciding whether to leak Stephen Try's home address.

00:51Now the first time we ever held one of these YouTube matches was the Wembley Cup back in 2015. It was in front of no fans, it was just an empty stadium.

00:58That was at the time unthinkable, the fact that we had gained access, gained the keys to Wembley and managed to play a game of football on it and make videos out of it.

01:06Almost 10 years to the month, we've now got Wembley again, but this time it's sold out within an hour and there's 90,000, 90,000 people.

01:15We're basically doing an era's performance. The last one was 60,000, this one is 90,000 and so you're basically just adding an extra third on top of the stadium last time.

01:23Just pure sensory overload.

01:26This looks amazing. Genuinely, everyone who was involved in organising this, the side men, all the crew and the companies around them, you have absolutely smashed this.

01:34Can I just say, I had no idea there was an actual panel with Jermaine Defoe and Ennio Morricone. This is the first time I've seen this. What the hell, this is awesome.

01:43Chris MD scored a goal, it was on the 14th minute. By the way, this is a player that compares himself to Messi.

01:49No, no, he does not, no, no. He does not compare himself to Messi. Oh no, the aura farming's gone too far.

01:57We can actually take a look at the changing room scene, where the side men are preparing right now.

02:03I feel like I do the same commentary every year. Should Steven have this much power? Is Spencer enough to keep him in check?

02:09Okay, let's have a look at the teams.

02:11Last time he used a Uno reverse card, which makes a change from using his dad's bank one.

02:16Is Steven even commentating at this point, or is this just a comedy stand-up?

02:20Chris MD loves these matches.

02:22He does. He calls himself the little magician, although the only thing messy about him was his break-up.

02:27Steven! It's been over two years now. I'll be watching for a minute and I'm tempted to throw up his postcode.

02:33Toby is a terrific dribbler. The only person to take on more men than him is my mum. I hope you're watching.

02:41That's a yellow.

02:42Yeah, so I think we were very aware that our spine for the team was going to be quite strong.

02:46You got Ginge, you got me, you got Theo. So realistically, all you need to do...

02:50Ginge can pass the ball to me, I can pass the ball to Theo. Theo can pass the ball into an empty net.

02:55Sorry, excuse me, but it's true.

02:58Going into the match, I was very much of the opinion that the side men team were a bit weaker than ours.

03:02I think they have better players generally, but in terms of match winners...

03:08I really hate not having total creative control over my videos anymore.

03:11If that's just me editing this, then you never see that clip. That never sees the light of day.

03:16Unfortunately, the reality is I'm 28 going on 29 and...

03:19Hey, I'm 28 until I'm 29, but clearly still going through puberty.

03:23Which means I'm still growing. Where was I?

03:25Yeah, I feel like, you know, we could just give it to Theo.

03:27I backed me or Theo to dribble past KSI Roadshow, who really wanted to.

03:31And Angry Ginge could lock up Mini Minto if he doesn't want to be invited back to another side men match.

03:36I had quite a nice moment with Will, but actually I think this is possibly me saying it.

03:41Oh no, yeah, I think I'm saying that to Simon.

03:43Me and Will were speaking about it on the bus before.

03:45Say 60 years time, if you could come back to one moment in your life, it's probably right there.

03:51As we're in that changing room before we play in front of 100,000 people at Wembley.

03:55And Simon went, well, maybe it's the birth of my child in three months.

03:58And I said, yeah, okay.

04:00He's a stupid lanky twat, isn't he?

04:02Moments in life like this, it's so easy to be nervous and just get stressed about everything.

04:07I think I did a really good job this time of actually stopping and being mindful.

04:12Making sure that I was actually taking it in.

04:14It actually makes you remember way more.

04:16I do actually want to say as well, 4.7 million pounds is fucking unbelievable.

04:20So amazing work to everyone who donated and came along, watched the stream.

04:25Because of course we love farming our egos on this football pitch.

04:28But the money for charity is the most important thing.

04:31The money going to BBC Children in Need and Brightside, the Sidemen charity.

04:354.7 million, that is just obscene.

04:38So thank you so much to everyone who donated, who paid for tickets and came along.

04:42What a kind, diverse, unlikely little community we've somehow cobbled together here.

04:50Anyway, back to some aura farming.

04:51Here we go.

04:52And we're off.

04:53He's going to go for the shot.

04:54No way.

04:55It's been 10 years, Simon.

04:57Let it go.

04:59It's Theo Baker I think.

05:01So Chip planned taking Theo off as like a bit of a gag inside 20 seconds.

05:06But told him in advance.

05:09So he just kind of ran off.

05:10Wasn't really caught on the stream and everyone's time was somewhat wasted.

05:15I think we get Neil Warnock next time.

05:16I'll be so real with you.

05:19Right, it was the first shot by Josh.

05:21And can we just appreciate how ridiculously good Sketch was.

05:26In the training day, it really felt like Michael Owen against the 13-year-old a few times.

05:31Well done, he's 13.

05:32But sorry, for the first save of the game to catch this.

05:37It's ridiculous.

05:38He 100% was our man of the match.

05:40He was unbelievable.

05:41Watch XQC.

05:45Here we go.

05:54Brilliant.

05:56Sketch, come on.

05:58Sketch was good at coming out and collecting the ball as well.

06:01No jokes, please.

06:05Oh, Kai, don't do it to them.

06:15That's probably the 15 seconds Joey Barton saw, let's face it.

06:18Oh, the hallowed turf has been graced on this day.

06:22Corner comes in from Simon.

06:24A blatant handball from Angry Ginge.

06:26I've seen a few people saying that VAR was actually used more effectively than in the Premier League.

06:32By Gladberg just looking up at the monitor here.

06:37Giving the penalty.

06:41Joe Weller, the redemption arc is complete.

06:46Joe is one of those people who just does have aura.

06:51This was the best celebration, no doubt.

06:54That is absolutely mental, by the way.

06:57Apparently, he was fine.

07:05Fantastic sketch.

07:06I haven't said that since Arthur TV posted on his Insta story.

07:10Right, Ginge with a fantastic through ball to Nico.

07:13Oh, Harry's got the bit between his teeth.

07:16He can't resist, can he?

07:19The smell of blood.

07:20Amazing, his nostrils can smell after all these years.

07:23He has got a touch on the ball, but I think the actual point of the challenge has been to two foot Nico there.

07:29So I think that's probably what's lost in the penalty.

07:31Yeah, it was obviously between Speed and Mr. Beast for the penalty.

07:34Well, obviously Theo Baker was yapping away in the background, but it was between these two.

07:38We thought, you know, it's been a couple of years.

07:39Surely one of them has learned how to swing their leg with a bit of power.

07:44What is Chunks doing there, by the way?

07:46He played enough football matches to know the rules of football.

07:50Go on, Jimmy, let him know.

07:54Anyway then, play continued and a free kick was given on the edge of the box.

07:58Surely within shooting range, you'd have thought.

08:01Can I just point out once again that I did originally say better than most professional footballers

08:05and then misquoted it as Premier League footballers and it kind of just ran from there.

08:10I still back it.

08:11We're still talking about left-backs, centre-backs, CDMs that don't take free kicks.

08:15Just a certain way of kicking the ball, and I kick the ball weirdly, so it has a lot of topspin.

08:18As you might see in a few seconds.

08:21You can see Simon Minter next to me there.

08:23He's saying, remember, actually, his exact words were,

08:25remember Chris, you're better than most Premier League footballers at free kicks.

08:28And I went, respectfully, get fucked.

08:30That's not what I need right now.

08:32I knew as long as I put enough power on it, there was a very good chance that it was going in

08:36if I missed the wall and got it on target.

08:38Get it on target, Chris, you've got a chance here.

08:40It looks so much better on the main angle there than it did in the game.

08:50Oh, what are you doing?

08:52What are you doing?

08:54You unbearable wanker with crazy aura.

08:57Yeah, I purposely wore a base layer because I wanted to do this celebration,

09:02but there's levels of looking like a wanker

09:05and I didn't feel like I could get the rig out whilst doing the messy celebration as well.

09:11Yeah, I don't think we really need to see this replay.

09:13Should we go back and see it on the other one again?

09:16Let's have a look at that maybe in slow motion.

09:18Oh, top corner.

09:20Pick that one now, xQc.

09:22And another!

09:23It's so central.

09:25I want to say xQc's positioning actually confused me quite a lot

09:28because I obviously would usually aim for top right,

09:30but I really didn't know where he was going to stand.

09:33Usually he would be on the left,

09:34so I was kind of trying to work out which way he was going to anticipate

09:37and just thought if I hit it high and hard, it doesn't really matter where it goes.

09:41Well, did you know xQc was a linebacker for his school's football team?

09:44I was actually a tight end until Mr. Johnson had his way with me.

09:48Jesus Christ, Steven.

09:50Oh, yeah, this is a great ball from Danny, actually, if I'm remembering correctly.

09:54Lovely ball over the top.

09:55Theo's always going to be in.

09:57Oh, God.

09:58Actually, in my mind, I was like, of course, this is going to be a goal.

10:01You've got to score it, then!

10:03Oh, I've got a feeling I've not made a decent hit.

10:05Oh, yes, I did.

10:07I then saw Vic in front of me and thought, yeah, let's have some of you.

10:11Look at him go.

10:13His little size six feet are twinkling.

10:19Oh, golly, that was a nice angle, wasn't it?

10:22I did have a hunch that xQc might not be the most commanding in the air

10:26after I chipped the ball at him and he let it through his hands for my free kick.

10:30So anything vaguely on Theo's head was going in.

10:34Theo Baker.

10:36There will be patches of his hair on the ball.

10:41In Theo's head as well.

10:42He's thinking about Peter Drury, you know,

10:46just dropping some generational line on him as he slams this into the back post

10:51and instead he's got patches of his hair will be on the ball after that.

10:58I felt it was a bit soon to just let Josh run through on goal here, you know.

11:02There's got to be some integrity to the game, isn't there?

11:07Great tackle from Mark Rober, by the way.

11:11Have some of that.

11:19Oh, my God, by the way, this.

11:23That would have been one of the greatest moments that we have ever seen

11:27in any YouTube football match.

11:29I think his foot was just.

11:31Oh, my God, the linesman had his flag up.

11:33I actually don't even know if enough attention has been brought to that.

11:36I really hope Clattenburg would have overruled him if that happened.

11:40Oh, here he goes.

11:41What's he going to do?

11:42Oh, he's off.

11:43It's a ball through.

11:44It really is that easy, isn't it?

11:46How did he miss this?

11:48Oh, God.

11:49Great tackle from JJ with his arm.

11:51Actually, it doesn't actually look like handball, to be fair.

11:53I think it was his stomach, actually.

11:54I genuinely think it was a good tackle.

11:56I think it was his stomach, actually.

11:57I genuinely think it was a good tackle, somehow.

11:59Right, this is the moment a certain mulleted man comes on the pitch,

12:03who is about five metres that way at the moment.

12:05Before the game, I was saying about how you definitely will be able to notice

12:08a pitch change in the cheers when George comes on the pitch.

12:13Listen to this.

12:16This is the Clattenburg camera we're seeing right now, by the way.

12:20Maybe this is the Ere's Tour.

12:22That must have been so cool for George to come on the pitch

12:25and get that reception.

12:27First match he's ever played.

12:28He's only played in about five 11-a-side matches, if that, before.

12:34Come on, Theo.

12:35Kill him.

12:38Thank the heavens that he didn't get that.

12:40Harry got a toe on that.

12:41That would have been uploaded on Theo's TikTok

12:43within 20 seconds of him finishing the game.

12:45Oh, yeah, I've been subbed off at this point,

12:47so someone else vertically challenged was on corner duties,

12:49and they've chosen Lachlan.

12:51I don't know if that's wise.

12:53Let's see what he's got.

12:54Oh, Jesus Christ.

12:55Lachlan in one of the worst corners I've ever seen.

12:58The key thing with these charity matches

13:00is to not let the standard become unwatchable.

13:04Sort of a fine line that you have to tread,

13:06and I do feel like when we made four subs here,

13:09it just felt like the lack of coordination on the pitch

13:13was a little too much.

13:15We've got a few people offside in the mix,

13:17but he's not, and he could have had a touch,

13:19but he's tried it anyway.

13:21It's another goal.

13:23It's not bad from speed.

13:25It's a good first-time finish from Lachlan.

13:27XQC hasn't covered himself in glory there.

13:30Technically, that's an own goal.

13:33In fact, there's no technically about it.

13:35That is an own goal.

13:38Oh, James.

13:39Well, that's him not getting invited back, too.

13:42Shit, the grandkids will hear about it, at least.

13:44Go on, Simon. Finish it.

13:49It's really all you've got to do.

13:53As Simon was saying,

13:55he was a little bit embarrassed to celebrate that one,

13:58but you have to.

13:59You'll be able to show the kid in five years' time

14:02and go, look, this was for you.

14:11Oh, I hope Will's OK when he hears the news.

14:13I think what was really making the difference in this game

14:15was the fact that we actually had a back line,

14:18and you can see Simon went in.

14:20Obviously, a lot of our players were offside,

14:22and Theo Baker just gobbles those up

14:25like it's a Biscoff donut

14:27after he's done five minutes of exercise.

14:30Good finish, though.

14:31Can't knock the finish from Theo.

14:32Poor XQC.

14:33That was a bit Michael Owen.

14:34Go on, George. Go on.

14:36Hit it. Hit it!

14:39For someone that has only played football for about two years,

14:42George has a very good strike of the ball.

14:44Gets a lot of power on it,

14:45as those people in Rosehead can probably tell you now.

14:49Oh, shit.

14:50So at this point, we only have Ginge on the pitch

14:54out of the spine of the team.

14:56So at this point, obviously, look, we've got...

14:59Bless him, but there's too many idiots up front at this point.

15:02Jinxy and Chunks, fair play.

15:04You guys can actually play a bit of football, but...

15:10Could be more bold if Theo Baker's coming on for him.

15:19Oh!

15:20Simon!

15:22What a save there.

15:24That is actually a genuinely good save from any football keeper.

15:31He's hit that really hard.

15:32He's got his hands up, pushed over the bar.

15:36But he's not getting invited back either next year.

15:38Shit.

15:39That's half our team.

15:40Batch and Arthur might even get in next year.

15:43Oh, a touch.

15:45Play it, play it, play it.

15:46It's a good ball to Weller.

15:48What a save!

15:49He's done it again!

15:52Will.

15:53Oh, yeah, Will picks up his glasses here.

15:55Oh, and I think this does go in, doesn't it?

15:57Yeah.

15:58That's unlucky.

16:03Oh, so unlucky.

16:05I'm so glad that he actually got his moment.

16:09Oh, what a touch from Manny.

16:11That was fucking nasty.

16:14Yeah, great ball to Simon.

16:17How did they mess this up?

16:18Oh, it's a bad ball from Simon, actually.

16:20Very behind him.

16:23Danny Aarons, you have escaped an absolute crucifixion on Twitter, I think there.

16:29If he's genuinely tried to clear that...

16:31I just don't believe it.

16:33This is Toby's goal, it was.

16:35I just don't believe it.

16:37This is Toby's goal, it was, wasn't it?

16:39Oh, Toby doesn't even want to celebrate.

16:42This is what I mean.

16:43At this point, it got a bit too shit.

16:45Yeah, we just had...

16:46Look, there's no midfield here.

16:47And it's a charity match and everything.

16:49But my inner Neil Warnock is really getting stressed at the lack of discipline by the four across midfield.

16:56Half time.

16:574-4.

16:59The people got their money's worth.

17:01Wow.

17:0245 minutes long and it went in loads.

17:04It's basically the opposite of my dating life.

17:10Having Manu and Stephen on the same stream is just...

17:14It's really just unfair to any other comedy presenters out there.

17:18Okay, let's go to one all.

17:20So it's Chris MD, the magician, the magic man.

17:23This was a free kick and it was beautiful.

17:25He talks about being messy.

17:27I think Messi would be happy with that.

17:28No, I don't.

17:29I don't talk...

17:30No, I don't want this agenda.

17:32I don't talk about myself being messy.

17:34He's been the best kind of pitch.

17:35It's giving Messi slightly with that free kick.

17:37It is giving Messi.

17:39Okay, I've fast forwarded KSI's half time performance for everyone's benefit.

17:44And now we're ready for the second half.

17:46Yeah, we realised that they were playing in an obscenely high line.

17:49So it was really quite easy just to chip a pool over the top.

17:53Unfortunately, Jinji's not particularly quick on his feet.

17:58I must say, I don't think defending corners is particularly our strength in this game.

18:01I was marking Logan Paul just for that.

18:03Just for the clip more than anything.

18:06Good lord.

18:07It's actually quite a good header from Logan, to be fair.

18:12Another corner coming in here.

18:14Straight to Theo Baker.

18:16On a plate for him there.

18:18And usually, whatever's on a plate for him, he just doubles straight up.

18:22I think at this point in the game, you're starting to see the sort of spine that we were talking about.

18:27Where it's literally just me, to Theo, to whoever else is hanging.

18:32God, they're defensive. What are they doing?

18:35Defensive back line is awful.

18:37But I don't really think maybe it's all part of his knowledge.

18:43He's punching himself in the face.

18:46It's the wrong sport, mate.

18:49Give Badminton a go.

18:51Here's a little bit of game lore that you probably won't know about.

18:54Lux had a hip injury.

18:55And so before the game, he was kind of saying to everyone,

18:57please don't try to tackle me.

18:59I'm fine for the game, but just don't.

19:01As long as I don't get absolutely halved, I'll be fine.

19:04Max Forge sees an opportunity to get a yellow card.

19:07And just cuts Kallax's life expectancy in half.

19:12It's such a bad tackle.

19:14The Mark Lambert just plays advantage anyway.

19:16It's absolutely for nothing.

19:20Max, he's not missed that time, has he?

19:23I haven't seen this back yet, actually.

19:25Josh, you've got to take this.

19:27Hang on, what's going on here?

19:28It's a yellow card for...

19:29What?

19:31A yellow card for Forge.

19:33He's pulled out some sort of contraption.

19:35The treader didn't work.

19:38But then it started working.

19:42Didn't quite go as he expected.

19:44Kallax died for that.

19:46And here's the moment.

19:48The moment the crowd were all waiting for.

19:51Josh!

19:52Yes!

19:54There you have it!

19:56Pigs can fly!

19:58Do not adjust your television set!

20:01It's a good pen, to be fair.

20:02It's a good pen.

20:03Definitely the sweetest moment of the match from Joshua Zerkaa there.

20:08I think I play this ball to change again.

20:11It's so easy.

20:12George really doesn't understand how to track back as a defensive line.

20:16It's a great save, to be fair.

20:17I'm not actually sure that was going in from speed.

20:20I actually didn't realise that this was like back-to-back.

20:22And you had Josh scoring his goal and then speed.

20:25Could this be his moment?

20:28Here we go.

20:29The former mayor of Peru.

20:32Is this as straight as the second one?

20:35Speed!

20:36He's saved!

20:38It's saveable, but at least he's pushed it into the top corner.

20:41So it looks a bit better.

20:45At least he knows to aim for the corners now.

20:47He's figured that out in two years.

20:49What a boy.

20:50Let's fucking go, Darren.

20:51And Josh is pissed off.

20:53He's just had his moment stolen from him.

20:55That's true, actually.

20:56Joe Weller on a hat-trick.

20:58Chris and Dee on...

21:00I don't know anymore.

21:01Oh, Kaki's overrun it, giving it to Chumps.

21:05Very close to being offside there.

21:08And Ginge!

21:09He scores!

21:10There you go!

21:11But that was offside!

21:12Yeah, I did think that was offside as well.

21:14Let's have a look at that.

21:15Oh, yes.

21:16Oh, Ginge's...

21:18That's not very close, actually, is it?

21:23Ginge thought about passing it to Speed again.

21:324K cameras are quite cool, aren't they?

21:37Great throw from Harry.

21:39Got some Simon.

21:40Thick.

21:41Colchard.

21:42Great save from Sketch again.

21:44What a clearance from Willoughby!

21:46It's ricocheted off one of the points of his head.

21:48Look at this clearance.

21:50That's sensational stuff.

21:52John Terry reincarnated.

21:54Oh, yeah, so Clattenburg gave a penalty

21:56and then looked at the screen and rescinded it.

21:58Great end of act, bloody hell.

22:00That's just really nicely put together.

22:02I must say, the production company,

22:06people, everyone that was involved in that,

22:08this went really well.

22:09So, fantastic work.

22:10Great touch pick.

22:12Oh, George Clarkey.

22:16I can't even remember what's happened.

22:21It is hard to believe

22:23this isn't some social experiment, isn't it?

22:25It may have been smarter

22:27just to continue dribbling into the empty net.

22:31Chunks.

22:32Got to be.

22:33It has to be here.

22:36This is just average, normal football.

22:39This is just average Monday viewing for a PE teacher

22:43who takes care of set five, isn't it?

22:45It's not really a football match at this point.

22:50Oh, JJ.

22:51He's misread the flight of the ball slightly.

22:54Great tackle from George there.

22:56Oh, Jesus Christ.

22:58Go on, Stable Ronaldo, you've got this.

23:02It beggars belief at times

23:03what he's actually capable of doing with that ball.

23:10Oh.

23:12Oh.

23:19Now, this was actually,

23:22actually quite good.

23:24I mean, yeah, he's done well to get there.

23:27Kai's done well not to miss from under six yards out.

23:30It's a great finish.

23:32Oh, Will.

23:33Oh, no, no, no.

23:36Oh, my God.

23:39Will's absolutely tried to hack him there.

23:43He looks like he's injured himself.

23:44Good.

23:45Do you know what?

23:46Good.

23:47Great save from Sketch again.

23:51Oh, Speed.

23:52Don't do it to them.

23:55They have families, my guy.

23:57He's a showman.

23:59He's an absolute showman.

24:01No, hey, hey, hey.

24:05Hey, Darren.

24:06I'm convinced Speed is one of those people

24:08that's hyper self-aware

24:09and all of this is an elaborate ploy

24:12to bring the viewers in ever closer.

24:14Yeah, this is a difficult one at this point in the game

24:16because the standard of football was pretty bad on the pitch.

24:20Simon kind of just needed to put Joe, Simon and Manny up front.

24:24There you go, Toby.

24:25Right, come on.

24:27Yeah, there you go.

24:29Nice, there you go.

24:30Manny, this has got to be it.

24:32Did he score here?

24:33Surely he did.

24:34Yeah.

24:35Oh, game on, 8-7.

24:39We're at 16 now.

24:42Can Friese always manage to find an excuse to wear a hat, doesn't he?

24:46Doesn't often join in in the Theo Baker hairline abuse either

24:49for some reason.

24:50Nobody closes in there.

24:51They don't want to get embarrassed.

24:53Oh, there's Simon just knocking it about in the back here.

24:56Oh, Jesus.

24:57I don't know if that's smart.

24:58Not sure what he's thinking there.

24:59Oh, my God.

25:00Go on, JJ.

25:01You can pass it, surely.

25:02Oh, my God.

25:04Did Nico miss this?

25:05Oh, my God, he did.

25:08Wow!

25:09That is unreal for Next Duty.

25:11He might have broken his wrist.

25:13Oh, my God.

25:14How have Danny and Nico managed to aim that so accurately

25:18at the small circle in his midriff where he's actually going to make a save?

25:23Oh, I'm back on.

25:24Back on corner duty.

25:25Oh, yeah.

25:26I thought I'd give Willoughby the chance.

25:27Willoughby!

25:28The win and a miss.

25:30I'd forgotten about that.

25:32Let's have a look at that again.

25:33I always look for this.

25:34It's always fun to look for someone on the edge of the box

25:36because if someone actually connects, what a goal this would be.

25:39Oh, Vic.

25:41Go on, Vic.

25:46Is that Mr. Beast?

25:48Crunched Vic star.

25:49Yes!

25:50Love that.

25:51Jimmy genuinely has put in a good performance in defence

25:55in both of these matches he's played in.

25:58Oh, this was me.

25:59That was me supporting my production team in the front row.

26:03The only people not screaming for speed or Mr. Beast in the crowd.

26:07I'm aware I'm not particularly self-aware at the best of times,

26:11but I've put in some lovely corners in this match.

26:14I will say that for the small lad from Jersey.

26:18Can he make it a hat-trick?

26:20It's like Jeff Hurst.

26:22Oh, Ginge.

26:24Angry Ginge.

26:25Excellent defending.

26:26That was like Virgil, wasn't it?

26:28Look at that.

26:30Woof.

26:31Sketch has it covered.

26:34I think I shouted, you beautiful ginger man, then.

26:37I seem to remember that.

26:38Possibly regretted shouting that after the next 10 seconds.

26:47How has George Clark found himself close enough to the goal

26:51to be able to get a toe on it and put it in the back of the net?

26:53Who's let this happen?

26:56Oh, shit.

26:57I forgot I celebrated with him.

26:59I don't think George actually knew if it was his goal.

27:04There should be injury time after XQC.

27:06There should be, that's true.

27:07Yeah, I think at this point I was like,

27:09Theo, go up front.

27:10I'll pass to you.

27:12It really is that easy.

27:16Logan Paul might not like it, but Theo Baker is still him.

27:21Oh, my God.

27:22This didn't actually get caught at all on the stream.

27:24Simon shot from the halfway line and it went on the top of the goal.

27:30Yeah, so you can hear the crowd there.

27:32Can you imagine if Simon had scored from the halfway line again,

27:3710 years apart, 9 years apart,

27:40and both times it hadn't been caught on camera?

27:44His head would have been on Mars.

27:46Serves him right for shooting as we're about to get penalties

27:49and ridding the world of a Wembley shootout.

27:52Anyway, for the first time ever in our charity matches,

27:55we've managed to do it.

27:56This is quite difficult because we were trying to work out who hasn't scored,

27:59but also we hadn't won for eight years,

28:02so we kind of did want a chance of winning.

28:04Yeah, I'm aware we still started with Deji first.

28:06We went with the balance.

28:13I fucking love Sketch.

28:14He's so lovable, isn't he?

28:17What a fucking hero.

28:18Surely he scores.

28:19There's no way Sketch saves a penalty from Simon.

28:21There's no way.

28:23Amazing foreshadowing from Spencer.

28:25He's no amateur.

28:27He knows what he's doing.

28:28Simon!

28:30I can't believe it's not a batter.

28:33What just happened?

28:34What a save!

28:35That is sensational.

28:37If there was one person where you had genuinely a 0% chance of missing in your head,

28:42Simon against Sketch.

28:44How did that happen?

28:45What a save!

28:46He's absolutely flown.

28:48He's genuinely dived.

28:50What an amazing save that is.

28:54He's flown his glasses off.

28:56It's absolute bedlam.

29:00It's unbelievable.

29:02What a save.

29:04My word.

29:05Gordon Banks would have been proud of that one at Wembley.

29:08From the player you're probably most confident in scoring a penalty out for everyone on the pitch

29:13to probably the least,

29:15Deji steps up.

29:17Oh, yes!

29:18I'm glad Harry took a pen as well.

29:25Sorry, I wasn't even looking at the penalty.

29:27I was just looking at Harry.

29:28Sketch has almost saved that as well.

29:31Look at that!

29:32It's so close.

29:34And Harry's absolutely twatted that.

29:37And now the next YouTube All-Star stepping up, Chris MD.

29:40Now he has missed the penalty in one of these games before.

29:43First ever game at Southampton.

29:45Denied by Hugh Whizzy.

29:48Do you know what?

29:49I actually hadn't even thought about...

29:51I don't know how.

29:52I've referenced it so many times in videos for a cheap laugh.

29:55I haven't taken a penalty in a charity match since Hugh Whizzy screamed in my face.

30:04Do you know what?

30:05Weirdly, in the game, in the stadium, it didn't feel like there was much pressure.

30:09But watching this, I am shitting my little pants.

30:11What the fuck?

30:17The Eagle wanker.

30:19The Eagle absolutely wanker.

30:26You cock twat.

30:31What are you doing?

30:32The no-look.

30:33Bit of a get out of jail free.

30:34Because if you miss it, you can claim you were going for a no-look.

30:37If you score it.

30:39It gives you so much fucking horror.

30:44Loves a little growl, doesn't he?

30:46Great finish.

30:47No saving that.

30:48As the 18-year-old from Bournemouth can tell you.

30:53Excuse me.

30:54He hasn't actually moved.

30:55It's like someone should have told him to dive at some point.

30:58You've got to score or your team lose.

31:01I mean...

31:02Yeah, I didn't actually...

31:03Do you know what?

31:04At the time, I didn't...

31:05I'm not sure I took this in quite enough that we were...

31:08I'm quite glad I didn't.

31:09There's no way I've done a no-look penalty if I actually fully understood what was happening.

31:14Penalty shootout at Wembley in front of 100,000.

31:20Great plan.

31:21We had to give it to Speed.

31:23The chance to win.

31:32They need to be wider.

31:34That's where you gather your power from.

31:37Speed!

31:38No!

31:40It wasn't one for...

31:42It's so shit.

31:56Feelings.

31:57Hit me with feelings.

31:58I mean, that didn't...

31:59I mean, I don't...

32:00I'm fucking...

32:01Am I allowed to swear?

32:02It's enough.

32:03You nailed it, Theo.

32:04That was an incredible five seconds of the English language.

32:07I'm genuinely speechless.

32:09Nearly.

32:10This arguably was actually the coolest moment of the day for me.

32:14Walking up the stairs at Wembley where...

32:17Yeah, FA Cups get awarded to the teams.

32:21Medals have got awarded for however many years.

32:24Yeah, this was the coolest moment of the day for me, for sure.

32:27This was a real...

32:29Goosebumps.

32:31I shouldn't be here.

32:32Oh, ArthurTV had to show up at some point, didn't they?

32:35Why are Arthur and Batch there?

32:38That's so funny.

32:39You've got Arthur and Batch there.

32:41We usually have the Prince of England.

32:43Fuck's sake.

32:45Oh, Heskey said great for he kicked me.

32:47So, I can die happy.

32:48The celebration's gonna go long into the night.

32:51They really didn't go that long into the night.

32:53It's a bunch of YouTubers with poor cardiovascular systems.

32:56We're all in bed by 11.

32:57Right, and I think that is a fantastic place to end it.

33:01Once again, thank you so much to everyone who donated and raised money.

33:04£4.7 million for charity is the most important thing that happened from this.

33:09In addition to Speed finally putting the ball in the back of the net somehow,

33:13we managed to make it happen.

33:15Yeah.

33:17What an obscene situation we find ourselves in

33:21where we are able to fill out Wembley Stadium, have a penalty...

33:24I mean, this game went absolutely sensationally.

33:27I would love to do these games once every two years, maybe.

33:30I think it feels about right.

33:32I mean, I can play them. I can play them every month.

33:34But it's a lot of organisation I know for people.

33:36World Cup in America next year, Old Trafford.

33:39You could just do it at Wembley again.

33:41The Sidemen, obviously, it's their chance to then beat us next year.

33:44It's the timeless aspect of football

33:46and it's a chance to raise ridiculous money for charity each time.

33:49So, thank you so much to everyone who's watched over the years

33:53and made this stupid thing continue to be possible.

33:57What a great way to spend our finite time on Earth.

33:59I'll leave the link to donate in the description if you do want to send any more money.

34:02Thank you so much for watching and I shall see you very soon

34:05with another second channel video

34:07because we actually have a couple of editors behind it now.

34:09Well, one currently. It's currently just Joe.

34:12Me and Joe really just trying to hold the fort

34:14but we will have some more soon

34:16and so we'll be able to upload some more videos

34:18and not spend six months making a Three Peaks video.

34:20And Drunk Lego will...

34:22Yes, we've hit the like tag on that as well.

34:24So...

34:26Yeah, fine. Fucking fine. We'll do that as well.

34:29Okay, we'll do it.

34:31We have great fun.

34:33What a brilliant channel this is.

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