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00:00Today we'll be scoring one goal with the 10 most iconic footballs of all time
00:04starting with the glorious Aero One, the feared Mitre Ultimax and look away anti-vaxxers
00:09because we've got a jab for you!
00:23Oliver, as Willy is not quite ready yet, could you give my balls some attention?
00:26Absolutely Mr Dixon
00:28Thank you very much, now I did say 10 most iconic footballs
00:30we do have the classic air floater and then we also have the ball you found under a car as well
00:35I think immediately stand out is Aero One, start with the best
00:40With each football today we will score a goal in the style of a famous moment involving that ball
00:45There were many strong contenders for the goal in this challenge
00:47but we've gone for Rooney's volley against Newcastle which measured on the rig to scale
00:51So we're replicating the Newcastle goal right?
00:53Well it can be, it doesn't have to be a good goal guys, this isn't the main channel
00:56Well I thought it was
00:57Yes, first try
01:00Oh my god, he's almost done it to be fair
01:02Get ready ball boy!
01:04Clear!
01:08Oh man!
01:09He's knocked all the shit out of that!
01:13Get some decent connections to be fair
01:15Sounds like my time on hinge
01:16Like this
01:23Oh my god that was so good
01:24Almost hit!
01:25Rooney can raise the rope here
01:27Welcome to Manchester United!
01:30Fuck, I just realised something
01:31I am him
01:36Fuck, I just realised something
01:38I am him
01:42Oh yes!
01:43That is one of the strengths of the season
01:46Absolutely brilliant
01:48Fantastic from Wayne Rooney
01:51First one of the video
01:52Second channel and I'm not even going to make the cut
01:55Unlucky keeper
01:58Sorry
01:59Real quick chat GBC, Reeves kind of boring me
02:00What football should we go for next?
02:02Let's go with the Adidas Fevernova
02:05Are we done with this ball now?
02:06Yeah, no
02:07I'll just boot over there
02:08And then a goose returns it
02:11Pants of the geese guys
02:13Look at all those chickens!
02:15Those geese and Reeves really honking up the pitch so far
02:17But hopefully we will see some improvement
02:19As we use the Adidas Fevernova to score a curling shot into the goal
02:24We've got a few challenges on the right side further into the video
02:27So we didn't want to replicate Ronaldinho's free kick exactly for this one
02:30Plus it's still too painful, even now
02:33That's such a nice shirt actually
02:34I didn't choose yours
02:35Take it off
02:36Guys, you have seen some things of natural beauty on the channel before
02:41Fevernova, this shot's about to be a supernova
02:47Oh, fuck off
02:48Is it Saturday night?
02:50Because it's Saturday night fever
02:51Oh, okay
02:52Oh, okay
02:54Oh, Fevernova
02:56I barely know her
02:58Is it the Oasis reunion tour I heard?
03:01Because this is a champagne supernova
03:05Oh, God
03:06Oh, God
03:07Not even relevant to the football at this point
03:09This was the World Cup in South Korea, I think
03:12Should really say, shouldn't it?
03:13Your career's gone south since you started this video
03:18Oh, yes now!
03:20Lovely stuff
03:23Thanks, man
03:25Are you happy with that?
03:28Yeah
03:29Yes!
03:30Yeah!
03:32That is extraordinary!
03:39I think we should do the floater football next
03:41Okay
03:42That was one of the most iconic footballs of all time
03:44That every single person who's ever stepped foot on a football pitch has used
03:53Right, you've got the Adidas Predator Dragons on today
03:58And this goal's going to be fire
04:03That's it, keep
04:16Keep it down
04:19I can't lie to you, I'm just going to knuckle the shit out of this
04:22It's quite inviting
04:23Oh, my God!
04:27Oh, he's nearly beaten the keeper!
04:31Where are you going?
04:32Where's X?
04:33This is good stuff
04:36Just the unpredictable nature of the ball
04:38Yeah, Will and E's not here as well yet
04:40He's pretty unpredictable
04:41I think the way he kicks the ball would kind of cancel out the football
04:44Should we kick the ball like Will and E would?
04:46Okay, let me just rock up my best pigeon feet
04:53I told you, I told you, there's technique there
05:00Oh, my God, that nearly went in
05:02That was almost crazy
05:04Oh, fuck, guys, we're cooking here
05:07Shearer!
05:08Oh, yeah!
05:23Yeah, that's what I'm saying, my fucking guy
05:26My guy!
05:27There's only one word really that's looking at me in the eyes
05:30And that's mitre
05:32Yes!
05:33Let's see what you're saying
05:42I think the challenge we're going to do for this one is
05:45It's written down as a thundercut
05:47Oh, God
05:48The Mitre Ultimax was witness to some spectacular goals
05:52Like Alan Shearer's stunning long-range strike for Newcastle
05:57Against Everton in 1997
05:59The Ultimax sure saw some screamers
06:02Yeah, so this one's just going to be a power shot
06:05Mitre football, no messing around
06:07Full Brexit football
06:09Kill him
06:11Sorry
06:12Are my feet just unbuilt like that?
06:14Quite heavy ball
06:15I can't lie as well, mate
06:18Oh!
06:26Right, you're kind of mogging me, I can't lie
06:28You've scored three goals out of four now
06:30I wasn't, when these go in
06:32I'm never sure if that's good enough under this channel, mate
06:35This pitch intimidates me
06:37It is good enough, I told you
06:39We just take any goals on this channel
06:40Right
06:41Yes!
06:42Let's go with the Aero 2
06:46Oh, okay
06:47Now I've previously recreated the most famous goal scored with this ball
06:50Ronaldo's free kick
06:51Took three days of my life as well
06:53So today I'm going to give my friends an opportunity to do so first
06:56Before showing them how it's done
06:58And I say friends because a clever little Geordie pigeon has just honed in on us
07:03Ow!
07:04Just hit my arm on the desk
07:06Karma just works so quickly
07:08Look who it is!
07:09Hello, where I am!
07:12Right, give us a touch-me-touch
07:15Oh!
07:17Yeah, well, we're doing the Ronaldo free kick against Portsmouth
07:20Oh, good, so perfect
07:21So you got the right guy in, right?
07:23What does he do?
07:24Does he go, how does the...
07:26There?
07:28Oh, yeah, that's it
07:30Oh, yeah
07:31How did he hit the bar?
07:32Like a live beeper
07:33How did the goalie let that happen?
07:37Well, that's just not the same technique
07:39We're not doing the same goal
07:40Yeah, a bit shit, that, mate
07:41It was quite difficult to do
07:42Also, he kind of hits them with topspin, it's a bit weird
07:44But re-Ronaldo
07:50Oh!
07:51Oh, wow!
07:52Oh, wow!
07:53I reckon you got a bit of rhythm there, mate, keep going
08:08Oh, my days!
08:11I actually called
08:12It's a shot of superlatives
08:16It gets even better for Cristiano Ronaldo
08:20Right, I guess we move on
08:21Thanks, guys
08:22Thank you, mate
08:23I hate seeing him prosper, man
08:25I hate seeing him do well
08:26Oh, come on, my shoots watch me be good at football
08:28I'm sick of it, man
08:29I hate seeing him do well
08:31It's pretty cold to be fair
08:34I reckon we'll take the Mexican one
08:37Straight over the wall
08:41Touch!
08:53If you had to pick who was the most popular member of Pitchside
08:57Who's the most popular character?
08:58If I had to pick one based on popularity
09:01I'd say Theo Baker might have a slight edge
09:04He's an idiot
09:05This guy's a moron
09:07Nice one, Buster, dude
09:09Theo Baker's my favourite
09:11Buster's a hoot, yeah, that's totally awesome
09:14And then second is Tom
09:16And then third is Reid
09:18We were going to have a free-kick wall for this one
09:20But I don't know if I can be bothered
09:22I love this channel, this is so refreshing
09:24This is so nice
09:25Like, not even the runners look hot
09:27The banner, the goal, mate, he don't give a fuck
09:30Someone will just flip it up
09:31And the other person volleys
09:32I'll take that rule
09:33Let's fucking go
09:36What the fuck was that?
09:37GlishMD's second channel, that's what we're here for
09:43Right, come on then, someone set the real professional
09:46Oh yeah
09:48Yeah, let me, let me step back up, thank you
09:50Right, get it quickly, man, get it quickly
09:51There we go, are you ready?
09:53Yes!
09:54Oh my god!
09:58Wake up, Martin
09:59Why don't you have a little sit-down?
10:00I'm just going to share some job openings with our viewers
10:03We are once again looking for talented and passionate editors
10:06To join our team in full-time roles
10:08Specifically, we're looking to recruit one editor for the ChrisMD channel
10:11And one editor for the second channel editing workforce
10:14You must be efficient across the Adobe suite
10:16With a passion for creating literal works of art
10:19I don't need much paint for this
10:20He is a small hobbit, after all
10:22Making me a star
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10:44Oh my fucking lord
10:45No, no, no, let's not get nasty to each other, right?
10:47We're here to have fun, it's the second channel
10:49Bang! Oh, perfect
10:51Mate, if you just had longer legs
10:53Well, that's it, take the piss there
10:55Oh yes, he loves a half-volley
11:04Oh, that's it, that's the one
11:06You've been nasty
11:07You've got your nasty face on again
11:10Let's fucking go, guys
11:11Let's fucking go, guys
11:14My flickers are actually insanely good
11:16I'm just fucking cold
11:22Not bad
11:23That was a little bit naughty
11:25Give me one
11:33I was about to touch myself
11:35Oh yeah
11:36Ready? Watch this
11:37Oh yeah
11:38Bang!
11:39Oh, there it is
11:48Is that good enough for the second channel or not?
11:50Yeah, it is, it is, yeah
11:51Absolutely
11:52We're not taking that away from Will
11:53The bar is so low
11:54I think he's scoring another goal today
11:55Crazy
11:56There's like a running joke about a body characteristic on the Will & E! channel
12:01Are you aware of that?
12:02And could you tell us a joke about it if you are?
12:05Yeah, the running joke is about Will & E's square head
12:09Right, come on, the next ball
12:10Should we go with the Champions League?
12:11This is the 2002 Champions League ball that Zidane scored his volley with
12:15That's really interesting
12:16So that's what we're gonna do for this challenge
12:24He was like here, right?
12:25Yeah, left-footed
12:26He wasn't fucking left-footed
12:27Well, he was
12:29He's having a laugh, right?
12:31Oh yes, that's the one, daddy
12:34Pretty good effort, three bags
12:37I can't fucking see the ball
12:38Hit it!
12:39To me, man, that's how high it was
12:40Yeah, I managed fine
12:48Oh my, you're such a dick
12:51Oh my, you're such a dickhead
12:53Well, relatively, that was probably the same height
12:57Oh, good effort
12:58Go on, I'm back in, back in, mate
13:00We've gotta see what he's got
13:01Oh, you ready?
13:02Oh, it's coming in from high!
13:03Fucking hell, Zidane!
13:05Zidane!
13:06I'm not even sure I make contact on this with my right
13:15Actually, I'm gonna practice it
13:16One more
13:18Zidane!
13:21What?
13:23Oh my god, that's it, it's Zidane in the flesh!
13:26Yes!
13:28Oh, it's the wrong corner, it wasn't even close!
13:31Not even remotely close, but Zidane would have done that
13:34This ball is Zidane
13:45Right, what ball are you thinking on this one?
13:47This is quite scary, isn't it?
13:49Him being out of your field of vision
13:50Get the fucking game below!
13:53Brilliant
13:54I think we go Team Geist
13:55Team Geist?
13:56Team Geist
13:57Team Geist
13:58It's German, isn't it?
13:59Ah, Team Geist
14:08This is definitely my top three favourite footballs of all time
14:10My top three, yeah
14:11Will, you say this is your top three?
14:12Yeah, I agree
14:13Oh, we're doing the Joe Cole challenge
14:15Oh, Chess and Volley
14:16Volley's it from here, right?
14:17And that's right-footed
14:18Hello, could...
14:19Listen up, you little fuck!
14:21Why you beating our little shit?
14:22Could you please tell me some fun facts about the Team Geist football?
14:25The Team Geist ball, used in the 2006 FIFA World Cup
14:29had a revolutionary 14-panel configuration
14:32reducing the number of seams and creating a smoother surface
14:36Its design was said to improve players' control and accuracy
14:40making it more predictable in flight
14:42So it bounces
14:43and then I bounce it
14:44and then I whack it
14:45and then I bounce it
14:46I can do this like a netball pass
14:50Oh, yes!
14:52It's actually not bad
14:53You know what?
14:54I genuinely think he's the one to get this
14:58Yeah, Chess
14:59Bang
15:00Oh!
15:01You see what I mean?
15:02He actually has that technique a lot
15:03Thanks, thanks
15:04You're really good for my confidence, man
15:05You're like the good angel of the team
15:07I'm the good angel of the team
15:08I'm the good angel of the team
15:09I'm the good angel of the team
15:10I'm the good angel of the team
15:11I call it the good angel on my shoulder
15:12and he's the devil
15:13You know when you hear nasty things about yourself in your own head?
15:15I hear them in his voice
15:22Who the fuck is this?
15:24Get your head in the game
15:25Wildcat
15:26This is it, man
15:28Oh!
15:29What was that?
15:32Okay
15:34I've got a great idea
15:35Right, we need to score this goal now, Will
15:37Are you ready?
15:38Yes
15:39Breathe, come on
15:40Oh, that's the one
15:43Oh!
15:44Oh!
15:45Save, Keeps
15:48Ah!
15:50I feel like we're getting quite close here though, no?
15:52Are we?
15:53He's not
15:54I don't think we are
15:56Loopy, loopy
15:57Bang!
15:58Woosh
15:59Oh yeah!
16:00Yes!
16:01Come on!
16:02Yes!
16:09Great goal, another goal from Reeve in the video
16:11Good work, man
16:12Proud of you
16:13Let's change the pace of the video up
16:14Let's go under the cardboard
16:15Nice
16:16Under the who?
16:17The famous ball that you'd find under a car by a pavement, you know?
16:20Nice, I like this ball
16:22A contentious inclusion in this list
16:24but well worth its position in the history of football, I would argue
16:27With this ball, we're going to score a team goal
16:29where we all must touch the ball and keep it off the ground
16:31before volleying it into the goal
16:33With our freestyle skill set, it's like we were made for this
16:39Team goal, so we all need to touch the ball, keep it in the air
16:41Bang, top bins, thanks for coming
16:43Bob's your uncle, and he won't touch you
16:48Do we just start cooking then?
16:50How about that?
16:52Ready for this one
16:53Gonna give you the cold shoulder, Will
16:56Bang, Chris
16:57Oh my god, I haven't set up for Will
16:59Sorry, I fucked that
17:00Oh yeah
17:01Oh my giddy arse
17:04He's only gone and bloody done it to me
17:06No!
17:12Oh, useless donkey
17:14You ready? You ready? You ready?
17:15Oh my god
17:16You ready?
17:17Oh, what is he doing?
17:18I'll catch it behind my neck
17:20Fuck me, man
17:23Kiss this, kiss this, kiss this, kiss this, man
17:28No, you have to cut some of this, because I'll never find a wife
17:32Okay
17:33Oh my god
17:35Please, please
17:38Let it go in
17:42Oh my god
17:50You beauty!
17:58Oh, okay
18:00I see what we're working with here
18:01Yeah, yeah
18:02One more
18:03Oh, shit
18:06Damn it, mate
18:07Keep going!
18:08You're in the flow
18:10Yeah
18:11Yeah!
18:12Yeah!
18:14Yes!
18:15Yes!
18:16Yes!
18:28It's such a bad goal, Jim
18:30Shall we go for my favourite TV series from the 2000s?
18:37Merlin
18:38OG Premier League ball
18:39Yeah
18:40Let's do it
18:41Yeah, well, what? Is that the entire intro?
18:43Alright, go on, you give us a...
18:44Hi guys, so this is from 1992
18:46Like Reeve
18:47Guys, guys, this ball was used in Aston Villa versus Bolton, actual Premier League match
18:51Really?
18:52Yeah, genuinely
18:53Who scored with it?
18:54I don't know
18:55I think it was 2-2
18:57Yeah
19:05Oh!
19:06I'm actually going to be pissed off if Reeve scores another goal
19:09Please miss, please miss, please miss
19:10Oh!
19:11Good strike, mate
19:12Shut up
19:13Really good hit
19:14Slide away
19:15All my troubles feel so far away
19:18Oh!
19:19Pretty good
19:20Yeah, don't mind it, Will
19:21Thank you
19:28Yeah, I think he's given up with it
19:29We should just...
19:30Yeah, that makes sense
19:33Ah!
19:38Yeah!
19:40Ooh, ooh, I'm Christian D, I keep taking shots until I score
19:43Well done, pal
19:44I'm really proud of you, son
19:46Put it there, buster
19:47Well done, mate
19:48Great goal
19:49Oh, fuck
19:50I am him
19:52Two footballs left, it takes two to Tango
19:56Oh!
19:57Come on, what have you got for us?
19:59Let's get it
20:00What does a fish...
20:01No, Reeve, pass the ball
20:02What does a fish eat his Sunday dinner off?
20:06I don't know
20:07A river plate
20:08Ha ha!
20:09Nice!
20:10Oh!
20:12What are we doing?
20:22He scores from there
20:24Fuck off, mate
20:25So we'll just do that power into...
20:27No, seriously, fuck off
20:28That's ridiculous, right?
20:29Right, so we're basing this one off a famous Brazil goal
20:31So the ball's going to be rolling
20:32And then you're going to have to cut across it
20:34Put it in the far corner
20:35Oh, my corner?
20:36I think so
20:37Mine is, yeah
20:40Keep watching, guys
20:42Ooh!
20:43That's not bad
20:44He actually is the only one of us three
20:46You could have another goal if you want, mate
20:48Keep going, man
20:49We don't think we have that in our locker, so...
20:50Speak for yourself
20:51Is it from a dead ball?
20:52No, rolling like that, yeah
20:55It's not actually outside of the foot
20:56It's, like, on the laces
21:00Just wrong on all accounts there, mate
21:02Hang on, so it's not here
21:05How do you get it to spin if it's not here?
21:06It's here
21:07Well, you stop it right there
21:09No, but if I do that, man
21:10My feet are two inches into the ground
21:12Look at that, man
21:13That's ridiculous
21:14That is fucking crazy
21:15Honestly, it's like they squared your feet
21:16Jesus Christ
21:17They squared your head, didn't they?
21:18Yeah
21:20Yeah, just like this
21:23It's just not nice
21:28Shall we have two each?
21:29Or three?
21:30Yeah, keep going
21:31You probably need to be in your own vid, don't you, really?
21:33Come on, Chris
21:34Do it for Brazil
21:35Oh, my God
21:36Ooh!
21:37My God, mate
21:38Oh, my God
21:39Just a mood-ruiner
21:41Well done!
21:42Well done!
21:50You were right, I did have that one
21:52Yeah, you did
21:53Yeah, have that reave
21:54Yeah, ooh, mister, I've scored four goals in this video
21:56We are now moving on to the final ball of the video
21:59You know which one it is, guys
22:00And we saved it for Will and E
22:02Did we?
22:03To take the first kick with this one
22:04Have it!
22:05No, not that
22:06God damn it
22:07It's coming in
22:08Could be
22:09That's to be first on target
22:20Don't look at me
22:22I feel like this ball needs no introduction
22:27The final goal of the video is a knuckleball, obviously
22:29God, this is far out, isn't it?
22:31Far out, man
22:32Oh, my God
22:33Oh, mate, that was pretty good
22:36Oh, it spun a bit
22:38He was a bit worried, wasn't he?
22:39Come on, England
22:44I don't think that's a knuckleball
22:45I think this might be for me, yeah
22:46Yeah, I think this is you, mate
22:50Oh
22:54Oh, my God, what a save
22:56Keeper, that's unreal
22:58Maybe calm it down, though, yeah?
23:00All right
23:01Come on, you got this, man
23:02You got this, well done
23:04Yes
23:05Oh, no!
23:07Think of the fan edits, man, when this goes in
23:09Yeah, I'll be making them
23:10Off the TV, you'll still have more
23:13Until this very moment
23:17Oh, my God
23:18In, man, well in
23:26Yeah!
23:27Well done, mate
23:28Good stuff, boys, good stuff
23:29Glorious stuff, wow
23:31After posting it in
23:32Perfect example of what a Giabellani shot looks like
23:45How are you happy you stayed this long in the video, guys?
23:47If you've enjoyed this one
23:48We're about to record another one, guys
23:50So you can catch that probably in about a month's time
23:52So see you then, thanks
23:53Yes!
23:54We have great fun
23:57What a brilliant channel this is