Aired (March 15, 2025): Sa dami ng kwento ng heartbreak at red flags, may point nga ba ang mga tulad ni Kakai Bautista na proud sa pagiging independent at single? #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Is it really fun to be single or do you just believe in yourself?
00:03I always say that it's sad because I'm single.
00:06It's my choice to be single for a long time.
00:07Until now, it's just my choice because a lot of people are approaching me.
00:10Hey!
00:12People are approaching me and they're asking for a loan.
00:14What?
00:15They're asking me, when are you getting married?
00:18They're tired of me.
00:19I need to ask them, did you think of doing it?
00:22What do you know if I'm an old woman?
00:24The only disadvantage for me is reproductive health.
00:27Do you need to pee?
00:292025 is the year for the tira.
00:31Wow!
00:33What if you meet your future boyfriend?
00:36What would be your message to him?
00:37Good morning.
00:38F**k me.
00:42Hearing is now in session in 3, 2, 1.
00:47Can you pass me on to our next session?
00:59Wait a minute, what happened?
01:01Why did you leave me?
01:02Because I know that I can't relate to what we're talking about.
01:06Because you know, I'm taken.
01:08Say it clearly.
01:10You know, you're hiding the words.
01:13Because you are?
01:15Taken.
01:16Don't do that, that's not allowed.
01:19I should be able to hear the side of the Taken in our topic today.
01:23Don't talk!
01:24Don't talk!
01:26Hey!
01:26I was about to go there, but he just forced it.
01:30Hey!
01:32You guys are the Taken!
01:34You guys, stop it.
01:36It's like you misinterpreted our t-shirts.
01:38You told me to bring a lot of trash.
01:40Trash!
01:41We have a lot to throw at us, but actually,
01:44it's not just you who wants to absent first,
01:46me too, because of that.
01:48But we don't want to say it anymore.
01:50Because you'll get hurt.
01:52And I'm your friend.
01:54I don't want to embarrass you,
01:56who's watching this.
01:57I'm not hosting anymore!
01:59Both of you, get out of there.
02:00Okay.
02:01Let's start our show.
02:03Let's start.
02:04Let's start.
02:05Please rise for your honor, Madam Chair, Tuesday Margazine.
02:07Thank you so much, everybody.
02:08Thank you so much.
02:09And please sit down for the second chair, Mr. Buboy Villar.
02:12Thank you, thank you.
02:15I'll go back to your intro, Mars,
02:17because you got scared in the first 5 minutes.
02:21Please welcome a resource person.
02:24You have to say each adjective.
02:27The seductive,
02:28the irresistible,
02:30the exquisite,
02:32with lycopene,
02:33and ginkgo biloba.
02:35The endangered!
02:37Why are you so endangered?
02:39Humanimal planet.
02:40Kakay Bautista!
02:44Hello, hello, hello.
02:45Your honors.
02:46She's so good.
02:47She's so good.
02:48But she's endangered.
02:49Yes, she's endangered.
02:52It's rare for people like you, Mars,
02:54these days,
02:56to have a lot of dating apps,
02:58a lot of ways to...
02:59I don't have a dating app.
03:00I don't download.
03:01Why? Are you defensive?
03:02I'm not saying anything.
03:04I don't want to put it there.
03:05Really?
03:06No.
03:06Even in other countries, I don't have it.
03:08Let me see, let me see.
03:09I don't have it.
03:10Really?
03:11You haven't tried it yet?
03:12Never.
03:13Never?
03:14Even when we were in the UK, you didn't need it?
03:15I don't have it.
03:16I don't have it.
03:17I really want to check it.
03:19You have a lot of hidden folders.
03:20Don't steal it.
03:21I don't have it!
03:22You know, those who have hidden folders,
03:24they have a hidden life.
03:25And if you click it, there's a password.
03:27I was shocked by the dating app.
03:29Oh.
03:30Yes.
03:31But I was saying,
03:32aside from being dangerous,
03:33you'll meet a lot of people there
03:34that you really don't know if they're real.
03:36It's shocking, right?
03:38True.
03:38But when we're in love, we become gullible, right?
03:41It's true.
03:42It's self-belief, right?
03:43Exactly.
03:44Speaking of self-belief,
03:45is it really fun to be single?
03:47That's our topic.
03:48Is it really okay?
03:50Or do you just believe in yourself?
03:52Before you answer,
03:53oh no, later on,
03:54there might be an echo.
03:54No, let's answer it!
03:57I love you, I'm sorry.
03:58It's been a long time since we did this.
04:00That's why her emotions are high.
04:03In those times.
04:04Those who are like,
04:05oh, you're pregnant, Mars?
04:07Let's ask my friend.
04:08Later on, we'll have an echo.
04:09Mars, jump first.
04:10Because this is very important to our show.
04:13Jump.
04:14Raise your right arm.
04:16Huh?
04:17There's a split?
04:19There's a split?
04:20How do I split?
04:22How do I split like this?
04:27Okay, let's jump.
04:29Ms. Catherine,
04:30do you swear to tell the truth,
04:32the whole truth and nothing but the truth,
04:34so help yourself?
04:35Yes.
04:36What you think of me,
04:37you do help yourself, I know.
04:39Yeah.
04:40I saw it once.
04:42Then I had nightmares after.
04:45But let's talk about this.
04:46So you,
04:47is this a choice or a combination of a lot of things?
04:51Why is Kaka'y Bautista single?
04:54Actually,
04:55Wow, actually?
04:56Actually, guys.
04:59The pain is getting worse.
05:01No, because for me,
05:02when I have a boyfriend,
05:05the gap is always long.
05:07I don't have a boyfriend.
05:08You know that, right?
05:09My gap is 3 years,
05:11sometimes 2 years.
05:13Then,
05:14between that,
05:15there's dating,
05:16there's flirting.
05:17Then,
05:19my choice is always long.
05:21My choice is always,
05:22maybe when we were young,
05:23we didn't have a choice because
05:25we're always showing off when we have a boyfriend.
05:28When you're young,
05:29you're always showing off when you see other people.
05:31Why am I the only one who doesn't have a boyfriend?
05:32Am I like this?
05:33Showing off?
05:34You know it right away?
05:35Yes, you're so pressured.
05:36When you're in high school,
05:37when you're in college,
05:38you're the only one who's left.
05:40So, when you're aging,
05:42I really aged early when it comes to that.
05:45So, it's really my choice
05:46to be single.
05:48Until now, it's just my choice
05:49because a lot of people are approaching me.
05:51Hey!
05:53They're approaching me,
05:54they said they're in debt.
05:55They're not in love.
05:56That's why there's a long queue.
05:58So, it's like that.
05:59But, it's really my choice
06:00because for me,
06:02right now, I'm just enjoying my time for myself.
06:06Right now, I'm enjoying my money.
06:08Right now, I'm enjoying my life.
06:10Everything is calmer.
06:12It's more relaxed.
06:13Because,
06:14imagine,
06:15in our previous relationships,
06:17let's admit it,
06:18time, money,
06:20effort,
06:22our mental health is always at stake.
06:24Emotional health.
06:25Why are you looking at me so deeply?
06:27Why?
06:28Is that how you look at me?
06:30So, I'm really enjoying
06:32my time for myself.
06:34I'm really enjoying it.
06:36It's hard to explain,
06:37especially to people who are not used to
06:39being single for a long time.
06:40Single for a month.
06:42Single for two months.
06:43Is that single for you?
06:45If you have a boyfriend,
06:46are you stressed?
06:47Not really.
06:48Of course, I can get over it.
06:49But, maybe,
06:50it's also one of the reasons
06:51for my trauma in my past life.
06:54But, now,
06:56my love life before,
06:58I'm just enjoying it now.
07:00For example,
07:01if you're talking to your friends
07:03and they all have problems
07:04in their married life,
07:05will you just be like that?
07:07Yes, what about you?
07:09I'm not saying that I'm a bad woman,
07:11but I'll just be like that.
07:13Because I don't have that.
07:15But, it's my choice
07:16because I want to enjoy it.
07:18I'm already over enjoying it,
07:20but I still want to enjoy it.
07:21And now,
07:22for example,
07:23there's flirting,
07:25there's flirting,
07:26there's flirting,
07:27there's flirting,
07:28no.
07:29It's like,
07:30I'm thinking about something good,
07:32so,
07:33I'll jump to that emotion.
07:35But,
07:36if there's a red flag,
07:38it's goodbye.
07:40It's goodbye right away.
07:41It's right away.
07:42Right away.
07:43Not unless,
07:44I've already invested a lot.
07:46But, those that just pass by,
07:48it's goodbye right away.
07:49That's beautiful.
07:50When did this start?
07:51When was your last relationship?
07:53If you don't mind saying.
07:54Pre-pandemic relationship.
07:55You know that.
07:56I know that.
07:57But,
07:58I also need to know about my shows.
08:00That's so traumatic for me.
08:02But, I must say,
08:04your glow-up is so beautiful lately.
08:06Yes.
08:07Why are you so angry?
08:08It's true.
08:09It's not true.
08:10When she entered the dressing room,
08:12she was like,
08:13wow,
08:14it's so shiny.
08:15And, your hair color.
08:16No,
08:17it's like you're fresh.
08:18Glass skin.
08:19Yes.
08:20It's a different kind.
08:22So,
08:23why do we notice this?
08:24Is there something happening in Kakay's life lately?
08:27That you want to share?
08:28Why are you so beautiful lately?
08:30And, thin.
08:31Aside from skin care.
08:32Healthy.
08:33Aside from skin care,
08:34I've been doing it for an hour.
08:40What is that?
08:41Don't read it.
08:42So,
08:43I feel like,
08:44I said,
08:45I'm in a state of my life
08:47where I'm happy.
08:48The little things that
08:50used to irritate me,
08:52I'm calmed down now.
08:53Because,
08:54it's tiring to get angry.
08:55You are faking your battles now.
08:57Yes.
08:58And,
08:59this is my best mental health.
09:01This year.
09:02Last year,
09:03I still had some issues.
09:04But,
09:05not that often.
09:06But, now,
09:07it's like,
09:08let it go.
09:09It's calm now.
09:10Yes,
09:11it's up to you.
09:12You don't want to waste your energy.
09:13It's like that.
09:14It's up to you.
09:15Hi.
09:16Hi.
09:17Yes.
09:18If not,
09:19it's okay.
09:20I don't care anymore.
09:21I don't care anymore.
09:22It's really up to you.
09:23It's really up to you.
09:24You're the best.
09:25And,
09:26spiritually,
09:27I'm okay.
09:28Emotionally,
09:29I'm okay.
09:30It won't go away.
09:31Sometimes,
09:32you go crazy.
09:33It's natural.
09:34Because,
09:35you go through a lot everyday.
09:36But,
09:37I said,
09:38it's like,
09:39the Lord is very timing
09:40when He creates.
09:41Now,
09:42I have a lot of issues.
09:43I have a business.
09:44But,
09:45He gave it all to me
09:46when my mental state was okay.
09:48I was calm.
09:49That's why,
09:50I feel like,
09:51I feel like,
09:52it comes out
09:53in the past.
09:54It comes out.
09:55You don't have stress lately.
09:57Yes.
09:58Right?
09:59But,
10:00of course,
10:01it's a different feeling
10:02when someone hits you.
10:03It's like,
10:04when someone hits me,
10:05it's worse.
10:06It's too much.
10:07You're too bright.
10:08Yes.
10:09I have my own mirror.
10:10Yes.
10:11On my own,
10:12while I'm walking.
10:13But,
10:14I think,
10:15when you're really happy,
10:16it shows.
10:17When you don't have
10:18effort,
10:19effort,
10:20and you can't sleep
10:21for 24 hours,
10:22as long as you're happy,
10:23it really shows.
10:25It's inside.
10:26That's true.
10:27I can see it in your aura.
10:28It's like,
10:29your happiness is floating.
10:30Yes.
10:31And,
10:32money is floating.
10:33That's right.
10:34Money!
10:35Let's claim 2025.
10:37A lot of people are watching.
10:38Yes.
10:39Is Kakai still there?
10:40Moniligao.
10:41Did someone message you?
10:42Because you look like a monkey.
10:43Yes.
10:44Latina.
10:45Latina.
10:46Shit, you're delicious.
10:47What is that?
10:48What is that?
10:49Let me taste it.
10:50Wow!
10:51It's like,
10:52you're here.
10:53Let's be brothers, friend.
10:54Atikai, you know,
10:55even though it's really cold here,
10:57I got hot when you said that.
10:59Atikai,
11:00let's be brothers.
11:01I know that.
11:02Let's be brothers.
11:03I know that.
11:04Don't forget.
11:05Mama is here.
11:08Ma,
11:09we're just playing.
11:10Ma,
11:11we're just playing.
11:12Ma,
11:13we're just playing.
11:14You're crazy.
11:15Ma,
11:16you're just playing.
11:17Ma,
12:49we're just playing.
12:50Ma,
13:07let's be brothers.
13:09Ma,
13:10we're just playing.
13:11You're crazy.
13:12Ma,
13:13we're just playing.
13:14Ma,
13:15we're just playing.
13:16Let's be brothers.
13:17You know how it is, right?