Aired (March 15, 2025): Para kay Kakai Bautista, ang pagiging single ay hindi kawalan kundi isang oportunidad upang mas makilala ang sarili, palakasin ang loob, at maranasan ang tunay na kapayapaan. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals
YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00Before we go to that,
00:02when you said you're ready to get married,
00:05I really felt something.
00:07It's like this is the year.
00:09Do you feel it too, brother?
00:11I feel it too.
00:12It's the year 2025.
00:13Because eyes never lies.
00:15Wow!
00:17You know, he's getting better.
00:18Is this my lies?
00:20Yes.
00:21One more.
00:22You know, I'm teaching him.
00:24Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:25But before we go to that,
00:27do you ever say,
00:28when are you getting married?
00:30Online, they're getting tired of me.
00:33I need to ask them,
00:34have you thought about it?
00:36You have a lot of kids.
00:37I said, you have a lot of kids,
00:38you're not going to get married?
00:39I said, is that so?
00:40You're saying I have a lot of kids?
00:42Why are you studying?
00:43I said, really.
00:44Your aunt said,
00:45sorry, sorry.
00:46They're tired of me.
00:48My mom always says,
00:49my daughter, MMM.
00:51Before, I had a lot of boyfriends.
00:52You always tell me,
00:53don't have a boyfriend.
00:54Now, I don't have a boyfriend.
00:55Look for me.
00:56You know, mom.
00:57Where will I adjust?
00:58You decide, mom.
00:59Where will I adjust?
01:00When will I adjust?
01:01If I have a boyfriend,
01:02if I have a husband,
01:03you don't have a boyfriend.
01:06You know, my son.
01:08You know, mom.
01:09You're here, son.
01:10It's happier here.
01:11Right?
01:12This is my son.
01:13You're joking.
01:14You talk so fast.
01:15Go to your mom.
01:17Mom.
01:18Yes.
01:20Mom.
01:21Yes.
01:22Because my dad is there, right?
01:23What's his last name?
01:24It's Anda, right?
01:25What are you wearing?
01:26I said,
01:27I'm already 40.
01:28What's your problem?
01:29She's cute.
01:30Because of your dad,
01:31you're still a little girl in his eyes.
01:35In his eyes,
01:36I'm a peso sign.
01:37Just kidding.
01:40But we love our parents.
01:43That's why we're here.
01:44Mom, I'm on TV.
01:48Shout out, Laguna.
01:50Yes.
01:51Those who are from Binan,
01:52I'm on TV.
01:53I'm on TV.
01:55We're close with Juzden and Bubo.
01:58You're going to have a fight.
02:01Okay.
02:02And speaking of stress,
02:03if a person is single,
02:05can you say this?
02:06The truth is,
02:07I'm an ex-husband.
02:08You don't have stress.
02:10You don't have worries.
02:12Single people are full of peace of mind.
02:16You have peace of mind that's just there.
02:18You know,
02:19you need to build
02:21a block of peace of mind.
02:24Because that's what we need the most in our lives.
02:26It doesn't matter if you only have a little money,
02:28but if you have it, you're rich.
02:30Because it's lost.
02:32It's lost in our lives.
02:34Sometimes you don't have it for 10 years,
02:365 years.
02:37But when I enjoy my single blessedness,
02:41I have a lot of that.
02:43So when I'm stressed,
02:45I just get a little.
02:47Okay, choose this peace of mind.
02:49Just like that.
02:51And then,
02:52you have a lot of time to love yourself.
02:54It will add up.
02:55It will come back.
02:56So it's hard to build that block.
02:59It's hard to build that block.
03:02How old are you?
03:0447?
03:05You built it for 47 years.
03:07To build it.
03:08So that's it.
03:10That's how big the impact of being single is.
03:14That's why I was able to build that.
03:16That's why we need to remember,
03:17it's not just the stress of being single,
03:20it's because of the person.
03:22It's you.
03:23So whether you have a boyfriend or not,
03:25stress is a part of life.
03:26Yes.
03:27You can't get rid of stress.
03:28Yes.
03:29It's for balance.
03:30Yes.
03:31I'm going to get stuck in your box.
03:33Why are you doing that?
03:34We're already here.
03:35It's 3.
03:361, 2, 3.
03:37It's in my heart.
03:38That's why she's looking at me.
03:39Why is she looking at me?
03:40It's in my box.
03:41It's in my box.
03:42She's covering it.
03:44What is that?
03:46You're Menal too?
03:48If you can speak, yes.
03:50You two can't.
03:51Sorry.
03:54I love you guys.
03:55I'm going to share something about Kakay.
03:57Kakay is the type of friend that won't bullshit you.
04:00Can I say that on air?
04:02She won't make you go around.
04:04She's like that in relationships.
04:06She'll tell you,
04:07Hey, you're stupid.
04:08Hey, you're stupid.
04:10She'll say it directly.
04:11Maybe you're forgetting
04:13or maybe you're lacking in reality check.
04:16So being single,
04:18although you said that it's a combination of a lot of things,
04:21your choice, situations,
04:23traumas that happen to you,
04:24good and bad things, situations.
04:26I think you're more of a character.
04:28If a person can't handle your directness,
04:32just don't.
04:33Is it hard to find a guy like that?
04:35Because it's also said here,
04:37singles don't get hurt anymore.
04:40They still get hurt, of course.
04:43It's hard to find a guy that won't hurt you.
04:45But if you're too strong as a single person,
04:50it's gone.
04:51It's like you're just bitten by a mosquito.
04:53You'll just cry.
04:55You'll just turn around.
04:57Okay, that's it.
04:58That's how I am, even before.
05:01It's like a drop of tear and that's it.
05:03Like I said to you,
05:05Okay, I don't like you anymore, stupid.
05:07Just like that.
05:08But it hurts a lot.
05:10I cry over that.
05:11Because I want to choose myself.
05:13If you're single and you love someone so much,
05:17you always choose yourself.
05:19You always have to choose yourself,
05:21whether you're in a relationship or you're single.
05:24Singles still get hurt.
05:26It still hurts.
05:27Yes, it still hurts.
05:29So it still hurts.
05:30We made it clear,
05:31whether you're single or not,
05:33it's not true that it doesn't hurt.
05:35But you choose to not do it anymore.
05:38You choose what hurts you.
05:41What gives you pain.
05:42You choose yourself.
05:43Possibly, you're not a mannequin.
05:45Yes, you're a robot.
05:47Don't be like that.
05:48This is your favorite.
05:49Don't be like that.
05:50They say that it's also good to be single
05:52because all of you,
05:53your money,
05:54it's not true.
05:55Ma, pa, ma.
05:57They're laughing again.
05:58Ma, pa, my brothers and sisters.
06:00Let's share water.
06:02But in reality,
06:03you still have to think about it.
06:04Another person,
06:05they say you still have to think about it.
06:07Another thing to understand,
06:09aside from expenses,
06:10it's not just about money.
06:13We have a lot of resources
06:15that we can use
06:16when we have a relationship.
06:17So they say that when you're single,
06:19it's all about you.
06:21It's all about me.
06:22What are your thoughts on this?
06:23It's like half yes, half no.
06:24Because in real life,
06:26usually the singles
06:28are the breadwinners.
06:31They can't get married
06:33because they're serving their parents,
06:35their siblings.
06:36Right?
06:37They're shameless families.
06:39You're too much.
06:40Not all of them.
06:41Not all of them.
06:42But there are others who say,
06:43okay, we're okay.
06:45But usually,
06:46in our culture,
06:47it's like that.
06:48So,
06:49for me,
06:50it's your choice to be a breadwinner.
06:51Because for me,
06:53if I'm the only one who's stupid,
06:55then that's it.
06:56I won't do it anymore.
06:57That's enough.
06:58There are kids like that.
06:59I can see you guys.
07:02You're a gay.
07:03I'm kidding.
07:04She really said it.
07:05Jograd.
07:06Maybeline.
07:08So, what's good about that,
07:10in my experience,
07:12the things I want to buy,
07:13I can buy them.
07:14Before,
07:15I gave everything.
07:16I learned from my family
07:19that for me,
07:21it's just me.
07:22There's a limit for them.
07:24And now,
07:25when you're with your siblings,
07:26you're like, no,
07:27you have to endure it.
07:28For example,
07:29you're the last decision.
07:30Because sometimes,
07:31I'm the last decision.
07:32You're the sister.
07:33Yes.
07:34You have to find a way
07:35for them to learn.
07:37And when I think
07:38that I'm going to buy something like this,
07:40I think of our tits on the tape.
07:42Yes.
07:43The waist set.
07:45Oh no,
07:46I'm going to sell this.
07:48You know.
07:49I remember
07:50when we interviewed Uncle Boy,
07:52right?
07:53About the breadwinner.
07:55What breadwinner?
07:56Sorry.
07:57What bread is that?
07:58What bread is that?
08:00What bread is that?
08:01The breadwinner,
08:02I watched the clip with my mom.
08:04Yes.
08:05Mom,
08:06this is what I said.
08:08You got scared of your mom?
08:09Yes, this is what I said.
08:10Mom, listen to what Tuesday said.
08:13I watched it.
08:14We have to do it together.
08:16I said,
08:17Mom, isn't it beautiful?
08:18What she said was beautiful.
08:19My mom said,
08:20Hi, sis!
08:22Don't make fun of Tuesday.
08:26Auntie,
08:27I'm sorry.
08:28I laughed at my mom.
08:29Hi, sis.
08:30You know,
08:31your sister is always here with me.
08:33I'm a rat.
08:34I'm a rat.
08:35She's counting.
08:36Mommy is crying.
08:38I love you, mom.
08:39But it's true.
08:40Because our moms
08:41are always at home, right?
08:42Yes, it's true.
08:43So, shout out to my sisters.
08:44Don't always say,
08:45Mom, what's for dinner?
08:46Yes.
08:48It's true.
08:49We are all breadwinners.
08:50We love our family so much.
08:52But we always forget
08:53about ourselves.
08:54That's why I always say
08:55in my posts,
08:57if you're a breadwinner,
08:58be yourself first.
08:59Wait,
09:00no one will react to you.
09:01You need to understand yourself.
09:03You need to make yourself happy.
09:05Why?
09:06It's so hard to be a breadwinner.
09:07If you're not happy,
09:08you'll run out of money.
09:10You need to be happy.
09:11You're killing me, Mars.
09:13You need to have a reward.
09:14Even if it's just a show,
09:16money,
09:18I want that.
09:19Hopia, buy it.
09:20I want a different kind of money.
09:21I want a different kind of money.
09:23Okay.
09:24You need to make yourself happy.
09:26Why?
09:27Because one time in my life,
09:28I wasn't happy
09:29being a breadwinner.
09:30I was so tired.
09:31But when I gave myself
09:33a limit,
09:34this is it,
09:36I bought what I wanted,
09:37I ate what I wanted,
09:38I became happier giving.
09:41It's better to give
09:42when you're happy
09:43giving to yourself.
09:44True.
09:45Especially to breadwinners.
09:46That's why,
09:47a breadwinner,
09:48you need to understand yourself first.
09:50But,
09:51you need to be responsible
09:52for what you leave behind.
09:53True.
09:54You might have a party,
09:55but you don't have electricity.
09:57You're so self-centered.
09:58Yes.
09:59No.
10:00Balance.
10:01Balance.
10:02But,
10:03breadwinners,
10:04breadwinners.
10:05Breadwinners.
10:06You can't forget them.
10:07I can see that.
10:08Breadwinners.
10:09Okay.
10:10Let's talk about
10:11all the good things.
10:12But,
10:13this is it.