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00:00And the winner is...
00:02Iyanakotoyuuou!
00:04What is this?
00:06All of a sudden?
00:08I think it's the most difficult technique
00:10to make people laugh
00:12by saying something bad.
00:14During the recording,
00:16we will compete
00:18to see who can laugh
00:20the most.
00:22Recently, I've been doing
00:24a kid's show on NHK,
00:26so I try not to say
00:28things that hurt people's feelings.
00:30Really?
00:32I say those things
00:34to make people laugh.
00:36To make people laugh?
00:38Yes.
00:40It's a project
00:42to make people laugh.
00:44Mr. Yamauchi,
00:46I want you to learn
00:48how to say something bad.
00:50You're trying too hard.
00:52You don't need a birthday present
00:54from your wife, do you?
00:56No, I'm buying it with my own money.
00:58You're getting angry.
01:00I'm getting angry.
01:02I got angry once,
01:04but now I'm trying
01:06not to get angry.
01:08That's cool.
01:10Why isn't it popular?
01:12Tonight,
01:14we will see
01:16a bad word that makes people laugh.
01:18It's awkward.
01:20It's almost out.
01:22It's called AKB.
01:24What?
01:40This is the first stage.
01:42Say something bad during the magic show.
01:46During the magic show?
01:48A magician will perform magic.
01:50During the magic show,
01:52I want you to say something
01:54that makes people laugh.
01:56A magician?
01:58I don't want you to say
02:00something that makes people laugh,
02:02but I want you to do your best
02:04to make people laugh.
02:06What do you think about magicians?
02:08There are a lot of difficult people.
02:10That's great.
02:12It's hard to impersonate a magician.
02:16You're impersonating a magician
02:18with your own network.
02:20I don't like it.
02:24Can he say something bad
02:26that makes people laugh?
02:30Let's go.
02:32I'm nervous.
02:34If I make a mistake,
02:36the magician will get angry.
02:38I'm nervous.
02:40Everyone is nervous.
02:42Let's go.
02:44Magicians, please enter the studio.
02:46Please come in.
02:52He looks like a magician.
02:54He looks like a magician.
03:00He is wonderful.
03:02I wonder if I can do it.
03:04His punch was very technical.
03:06Next three.
03:12He has done many shows
03:14in Japan.
03:16He is Junya.
03:18Nice to meet you.
03:20I wanted to meet you.
03:22You've never seen him, have you?
03:24I've never seen him.
03:26I've seen people like this.
03:28You're not the adult version
03:30of the Yamagami brothers, are you?
03:32No, I'm not.
03:34I saw a pair of scissors.
03:36Are you okay?
03:38Don't look at me like that.
03:40There are scissors here.
03:42You're the worst.
03:44You're the worst.
03:46I'll show you the magic.
03:48Can I see it?
03:50I saw it.
03:52Don't say you saw it.
03:54I saw it.
03:56I'm not here to talk.
03:58You're too close to me.
04:00I don't like it.
04:02I'll show you a handkerchief.
04:04I'll show you a handkerchief.
04:06I'll show you a handkerchief.
04:08It's a balloon.
04:10It's balloon.
04:12It's a balloon that you often use.
04:16I'm scared.
04:20You're not sick, are you?
04:22I'm okay...
04:24I'm okay...
04:34I'll show you a witch's fan.
04:36I'll show you a witch's fan.
04:38Wow!
04:39It's really dancing!
04:40It's made of glass!
04:41Glass!
04:42Wow!
04:43But it doesn't fit.
04:44Don't say that.
04:45You don't have to say that.
04:46It's the type that can be crushed.
04:48You don't have to say that.
04:49Yes, it doesn't fit.
04:50It can be crushed.
04:51It looks like it'll be a hit at a tea party.
04:52That's right.
04:56There aren't many places like this.
04:58I'm sorry.
04:59It's okay.
05:00It's okay.
05:01I'll do my best.
05:02Cucumber.
05:03Cucumber.
05:04Please check this out.
05:05Yes.
05:06Is it okay?
05:07It's a cucumber.
05:08It's not very fresh.
05:09I'm sorry.
05:10It's a dish.
05:11It's a dish.
05:12It's not something to eat.
05:13Ibo is really strong.
05:14Don't give it to me.
05:15Oh, this is right.
05:16I did something wrong.
05:20It's definitely a lie.
05:21It's red.
05:22Wow!
05:23It's amazing.
05:24It's beautiful.
05:25It's red.
05:26I was a fan of Saya-san.
05:27All right!
05:28Saya-san.
05:29All right!
05:30I'd like to ask you a favor.
05:31Saya-san.
05:32I haven't been able to trust you yet.
05:33I said I was a fan.
05:34It's rare for me to say I'm a fan.
05:35That's right.
05:36I know.
05:38I'm not Nishida, am I?
05:40That's the information.
05:42It's rare.
05:43I'm not Nishida.
05:44I'm not Nishida.
05:45I'm not Nishida.
05:46I'm not Nishida.
05:47I'm not Nishida.
05:48It's rare.
05:49If you really want to lie, then go ahead.
05:51I don't want to lie.
05:53Please check this out.
05:54I'm going.
05:55Wow!
05:56Are you okay?
05:57I'm frightened.
05:583
05:59I'm frightened.
06:00I'm frightened.
06:01Saya-san, secret weapons fail.
06:03I'm frightened.
06:04I'm frightened.
06:053
06:05The director should cut it
06:072
06:07I can see it
06:08I can see it
06:12Are you okay?
06:13It's suddenly cut
06:14I felt like it was coming off
06:17Don't say that
06:19Don't say something unpleasant
06:21There is no such feeling
06:23It's like the control came off and went down
06:26That's why I'm going all out
06:27When you say it, it comes off
06:30That's kind of the case
06:32That's right
06:33This is something you can do at a small business, right?
06:36I think this will be a lot of fun.
06:38A lot of fun?
06:39A lot of fun.
06:39This is going to be a lot of fun.
06:40It's going to be a lot of fun!
06:42It's going to be a lot of fun!
06:43Let's start the match.
06:43Okay.
06:45The atmosphere is heating up.
06:46It's time to start the match.
06:49I'm looking forward to it.
06:50Okay, then.
06:51I'd like to introduce the Table Magic.
06:53At first, there are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 cards.
06:56Which one is the biggest?
06:58Do you know which one is the biggest?
07:00But they're all the same size.
07:02The size will change in 3 seconds.
07:04Look closely.
07:053, 2, 1.
07:07The first one is the smallest.
07:10The second one is the biggest.
07:13It's cute.
07:15This is cute.
07:16I can't touch it.
07:18What would you do if there was a seed?
07:21Does anyone have any coins?
07:24In this era?
07:26I don't have any.
07:28He didn't bring any.
07:30I don't want to be suspected.
07:31Lady.
07:33Don't call me a lady.
07:353 cards.
07:383 cards.
07:40It's 610 yen.
07:43Mr. Minamikawa, please.
07:45Please put out your hands.
07:48Do you have a bad hand?
07:49The ring is yellow.
07:51It's rare, isn't it?
07:52Did you choose it yourself?
07:54My wife chose it for me.
07:55Is that your wife's sense?
07:56That's my wife's sense.
07:57What does that mean?
07:59I don't want to be suspected.
08:01Is that your wife's sense?
08:04This is a 100-yen coin.
08:06This is a 10-yen coin.
08:09This is a 500-yen coin.
08:10Please put out your hands.
08:12Please put out your hands to make a rice ball.
08:16Do you feel like you have money?
08:18I feel like I have money.
08:21If you run out of money, it's impossible, isn't it?
08:24That's impossible.
08:26The money will disappear from now on.
08:29You can choose to have it or not.
08:32You can choose to have it or not.
08:35You can choose not to have it or not.
08:38You can change it now.
08:40I will choose not to have it or not.
08:42You can change it easily.
08:44I wanted you to say that.
08:47I will take out the 10-yen coin.
08:51Can you see it?
08:52I can see it.
08:53This is a 10-yen coin.
08:54I can't say that.
08:58I will take out the 10-yen coin.
08:59I will take out the 10-yen coin.
09:03What do you think?
09:04That's amazing.
09:05Please open the 10-yen coin.
09:08What?
09:11That's amazing.
09:12Why isn't it selling?
09:14That's amazing.
09:16He said it wasn't selling.
09:18I don't know.
09:19That's amazing.
09:22You chose a coin on your own.
09:25That's right.
09:27You chose a coin on your own.
09:29That's amazing.
09:32You can't eat this, can you?
09:33You can eat this.
09:36You are praising me.
09:39You are praising me.
09:41Can I take a picture of this?
09:46Can I see it alone?
09:47You can see it alone.
09:48Can I see it alone?
09:49You can show it to me.
09:51I want to see it alone.
09:53Why did you break up?
09:55Why did you break up?
09:58Did you read the book?
10:01You read it.
10:01You suddenly said something bad.
10:05Can I sign here?
10:07Can I sign here?
10:09Can I sign here?
10:11I made a mistake.
10:13I made a mistake.
10:14Do you want to sign here?
10:18I want to sign here.
10:20Do you want to sign here?
10:20This is a popular game for children.
10:23I heard this for the first time.
10:24I heard this for the first time.
10:26This is a popular game for children.
10:28I cut this card.
10:32I want to sign here.
10:33This is a popular game.
10:34This is a popular game.
10:35I cut this card.
10:36Don't be rude to me.
10:38Don't be rude to me.
10:39Don't be rude to me.
10:41I put this card in the card.
10:46Is this a small one?
10:47Please put out your hands.
10:49If you play a card, it will fly.
10:51Please catch it quickly.
10:51What does that mean?
10:54What does that mean?
10:57Please catch this card.
10:58Please catch this card.
11:00What does that mean?
11:02Please bend your elbow.
11:04What is this?
11:08This is attached to the card.
11:10What is this?
11:13Is your arm messed up?
11:16This is attached to the card.
11:20I'm happy.
11:22This is attached to the card.
11:25This is the end.
11:26Thank you very much.
11:32Thank you for your hard work.
11:37There were only people I didn't like.
11:42Are you talking about everyone?
11:44Everyone was a person I didn't like.
11:48I don't know why it didn't sell.
11:51That's rude.
11:54It's rude to praise me.
11:58SAAYA was wonderful.
12:00She was a person who breathed.
12:04She was a person who breathed.
12:09I'm glad.
12:13There is a second stage.
12:15Please make it more funny.
12:16Did you go too far?
12:19I went too far.
12:21Really?
12:22I didn't go too far.
12:26I want to give you more time.
12:28I didn't know that.
12:32I comforted JUNYA.
12:36I was like this for a long time.
12:39The next stage is to say bad things while acting with an idol.
12:45Are you an idol?
12:47We will show you the ideal date plan for an idol.
12:52Please say something that makes you laugh.
12:55Of course.
12:58The idol is this person.
13:00AKB48 Oguri Yui.
13:03She is popular.
13:04Oguri has no plans.
13:08I think she will cry when she sees JUNYA's tension.
13:12She will be disqualified even if she cries.
13:15That means there is no technology.
13:17I think it's hard for fans to get angry.
13:21JUNYA has no fans.
13:23Oguri has a lot of fans.
13:26JUNYA, you can say anything you want.
13:31We invited Oguri who didn't know anything.
13:34The recording of the fake program started.
13:37Can Oguri say bad things that make her laugh?
13:42I'm on the radio with Yui.
13:45Really?
13:47You are Yui.
13:48I know Yui.
13:50I'm on the radio with Yui.
13:52But Oguri is an old man.
13:54Is Oguri an old man?
13:57I don't know if Oguri is an old man.
13:59What is Oguri's smell?
14:00Oguri's smell is also an old man.
14:03You said bad things.
14:06Oguri is an old man.
14:08Yui's personality is over.
14:12Yui's personality is over.
14:14Yui's personality is over.
14:16Oguri doesn't laugh at all.
14:18First of all, how about this?
14:21What is it?
14:22Old-fashioned.
14:24What do you think?
14:26It's hard.
14:28It's hard.
14:33Old-fashioned is a trend now.
14:36Yui likes fashion.
14:39If you meet an old man, you can think that old man suits you.
14:44Minamikawa likes old fashion.
14:49Minamikawa looks at herself rather than herself.
14:52Minamikawa looks in the mirror.
14:55Oguri looks at herself in the mirror at the dressing room.
14:58I don't look at myself.
15:00Oguri is talking with Yui.
15:02Oguri looks at Yui in the mirror.
15:04Oguri looks at Yui in the mirror.
15:06Yeah, that's a good idea.
15:08I don't want to talk face to face with a kid.
15:10That was good.
15:12That was good.
15:14Oguri-chan was smiling.
15:16Old clothes are expensive.
15:18If it's a family, it's free.
15:20Old clothes and vintage?
15:22Do you like vintage clothes?
15:24Do you like vintage clothes?
15:26Of course I like vintage clothes.
15:28Vintage clothes are clothes that have been around for a long time.
15:30That's not true.
15:32There is history.
15:34It means that the clothes have been around for a long time.
15:36Vintage?
15:38Vintage?
15:40Vintage?
15:42It's not vintage.
15:44Vintage is old clothes.
15:46It's vintage.
15:48No, it's not.
15:50No.
15:52Oguri-chan's face was different.
15:54He's not laughing at all.
15:56Can I go?
15:58Yes.
16:00Can I go?
16:02You don't have to go.
16:04If you get angry, it's awkward.
16:06Stop it.
16:08Oguri-chan is like, is that so?
16:10This time, I'm going on a date with an old man like Ogura-san.
16:14I'm sorry.
16:16I'm going on a date with an old man like Oguri-san.
16:18I'm sorry.
16:20Your hair is weird.
16:22It doesn't change much.
16:24You don't have to say it.
16:26You're leaning sideways.
16:28You're leaning sideways.
16:30You're hungry, right?
16:32Yes, I'm hungry.
16:34This is a small meat.
16:36What is it?
16:38I don't think you have a budget.
16:40If you paint this, you can use it for the next person.
16:42You're talking about the program.
16:44I'm talking about the program.
16:46This is a private room with a garden view.
16:48This is a private room with a garden view.
16:50Young people are satisfied with the number of likes on social media.
16:52Young people are satisfied with the number of likes on social media.
16:54Young people are satisfied with the number of likes on social media.
16:56In my case, I'm a professional.
16:58I fill my mind with the taste of nature.
17:02If I went to that type of cafe,
17:04I would visit outside the cafe.
17:06No, not at all.
17:08When you have lunch,
17:10the stream moves away.
17:12It's hard for me to look at.
17:14Exchange opinions at the cafe on the ore.
17:16No.
17:18Take a break at night.
17:20Let's talk about the unpleasant part of the day.
17:22It's okay,
17:24but lunch is still a good time.
17:26You're a little bit. I don't know. She knows you're still a screw-up. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm gonna
17:34Know
17:36Look, you have this next time. I'm gonna give you the go-ahead
17:40She's young
17:42I'm gonna come here. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, no, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know what I know. What should I do?
17:48Yeah, you can go. I said I like I said, I don't know
17:56That's a long time.
17:58I don't know if Oguri-chan can touch it or not.
18:02I'm getting nervous.
18:04Let's move on.
18:05Here it is.
18:07It's small.
18:08It's a great Japanese food that you can't find on a gourmet site.
18:11How about eating only rice?
18:14If you eat more rice, you'll get fat.
18:17Calories.
18:18You have to take care of your health.
18:21I've been talking for about 5 hours at the cafe, so I use calories.
18:25You don't use your brain much.
18:27Please stop.
18:28I'm not a bad person.
18:30You're a bad person.
18:31We're good friends.
18:32I'm depressed.
18:33You're always holding out because you're Cookie's sister.
18:36I'm uncomfortable.
18:38We're really good friends.
18:39You're not good friends.
18:41You're not good friends.
18:42You should have said,
18:44You're in front of the camera.
18:46What?
18:47Wait a minute.
18:48Yamauchi is going to kill himself with a dialect.
18:53At the moment, the past popular projects of Kamaigachi are also being distributed for free on TVer.
18:58Please subscribe to TVer and Abe.
19:09I'd like to go.
19:11Yamauchi.
19:12Look at this.
19:13It's a lot of tempura.
19:15Tempura and sushi.
19:17It's like sushi.
19:18I'd be happy if it was sushi.
19:20It's thick.
19:22The content is big.
19:24This is it.
19:25A date in the park in the evening.
19:28A private room of a friend's shop.
19:31Why do you know such a shop even though you have a family?
19:34I just heard it.
19:36I don't like it.
19:37It doesn't matter if it's a family.
19:39I can't laugh because I think Oguri is a person who really does that.
19:43I can't trust a shop where celebrities meet.
19:46Is that so?
19:47I'll post it on Instagram.
19:48I'll go to a shop where I don't get wet.
19:51Then I'll go to the toilet.
19:54Toilet?
19:55I won't get wet.
19:57I won't go to the toilet.
19:58Is that a bad thing?
19:59I won't get wet.
20:01That's a bad thing.
20:03Yui, what is Yamauchi's plan?
20:07I like the orange light at dusk.
20:10It's like the weather at dusk.
20:12I spend the evening looking at it in the park.
20:16Private room?
20:18Yes.
20:19If I do this, all the plans for this program will be ruined.
20:23I don't want to be the last one.
20:26Yui, you seem to have a good sense of humor.
20:29Is that because you don't use the MC switch?
20:31No.
20:33I don't use that switch.
20:35I don't use the MC switch.
20:37I think he thinks about the entertainer the most.
20:42There is a type of entertainer.
20:44I don't think so.
20:46He thinks about me as an idol.
20:48I want to go on a date when I'm active.
20:51That's dangerous.
20:53What are you talking about?
20:55It's dangerous.
20:56It's the worst program.
20:59The atmosphere is bad.
21:01I want to go on a date while I'm active.
21:04I understand that.
21:06I want to go on a date without ruining it.
21:08That's after you graduate.
21:10Yamauchi is laughing.
21:13Can't you wait?
21:14If I don't wait, I'll go on a date.
21:16I didn't wait.
21:18If you graduate, you won't be an AKB member anymore.
21:21That's right.
21:22You will be an AKB member.
21:24what?
21:26I'm sorry.
21:28Yui, calm down.
21:30What do you mean?
21:32Yui, calm down.
21:34I can't do this.
21:36That was terrible.
21:38That was terrible.
21:40That's right.
21:44It's over.
21:46It's over.
21:48I'm sorry, Yui.
21:50what?
21:52It's a program called Kamaigachi.
21:54Didn't you think it was strange?
21:56Everything was strange.
21:58Everything was strange.
22:00Everything was strange.
22:02It was so strange that I didn't know what to do.
22:04You said all the bad things.
22:06What did you say?
22:08What should I do?
22:10You said it like an AKB member.
22:12It was terrible.
22:14It was terrible.
22:16You should have said SAYA at first.
22:18You should have said SAYA at first.
22:20You should have said SAYA at first.
22:22I said it because it was so strange.
22:24You also said about the Japanese beef in Minamikawa.
22:30You said about the Japanese beef.
22:32Did you do that?
22:34I'm so funny.
22:36I'm so funny.
22:38I bite the radish.
22:40Did you have any comments when you heard about it?
22:44I was called Ogura-chan from the beginning.
22:46I was called Ogura-chan from the beginning.
22:48That's wrong.
22:50That's wrong.
22:52That's wrong.
22:54It's a joke.
22:56It's a joke.
22:58It's a joke.
23:00It's a joke.
23:02I'm sorry.
23:04I'm sorry.
23:06I'm sorry.
23:08It's a joke.
23:10It's a joke.
23:12I will definitely sell it on this program.
23:14I will definitely sell it on this program.
23:16I will definitely sell it on this program.
23:18Next time.
23:20Oda is getting tired of the world.
23:22Let's get back the glory to Mr. Oda.
23:24Let's get back the glory to Mr. Oda.
23:26The plan is destroyed.
23:28There is one left.
23:30There is one left.