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00:00Let's get to know Ero-san's story, Netagirishunite!
00:05Netagirishunite!
00:10These are the 5 teams that will be participating in this episode.
00:14They all look good.
00:16This is the Pin Enin Special, right?
00:18Are there any R-1 winners?
00:20I've been to the finals.
00:22That was 15 years ago.
00:26Are you good at this kind of story?
00:29Me? No, I'm good at it.
00:31During the World Cup,
00:33many people asked me if I wanted to make Rukaku a Ferrari.
00:37There were no Ferraris back then.
00:44This is your first time at Matsumoto Club, right?
00:46Yes, it's my first time.
00:49Do you think you can beat Netagirishunite?
00:51Yes, but I haven't been able to win many R-1s.
00:57That's why I decided to participate in this tournament.
01:04Do you have a story for today?
01:06Or did you make it for this?
01:08I made it for this.
01:11I think Konno-san and Yasunaga-san are not good at this.
01:15Do you usually do Ero?
01:17No, I don't do Ero.
01:19You don't do Ero?
01:20What do you usually do?
01:22I usually do Chinko Nazuka.
01:25It's not Ero.
01:27Can you do Chinko Nazuka?
01:29Anything is fine.
01:30Glasses.
01:31I grew up with glasses.
01:33When I wear glasses,
01:36well,
01:38I do Chinko.
01:40That's right.
01:42Both of my heart
01:44can be put on my face.
01:46Good job!
01:52He's really good.
01:54So, the 4th Netagirishunite is now open.
01:59The 3 idols who have the perfect story to judge are...
02:13Makino.
02:16Nagato.
02:19Shinji.
02:22Turn off that DVD.
02:28Turn it off.
02:31We're going to Belgium tomorrow.
02:37Why are you all in my room?
02:41Go home.
02:43Hasebe, you're the captain.
02:45Is Hasebe here?
02:49Shinji.
02:50Shinji.
02:51Turn right.
02:52I can't see you.
02:53Shinji.
02:54Turn right.
02:55You have to decide from that position.
02:59I'm not looking.
03:00What are you talking about?
03:01Go home.
03:02Inui.
03:04Okazaki.
03:05What are you doing in my room?
03:09Why are you watching it in slow motion?
03:12You don't need a VR headset.
03:15You don't have to watch it in slow motion.
03:17Oh, you're right.
03:18I don't think you're in my room.
03:20You're so noisy.
03:22Osaka.
03:23Don't take off your pants.
03:24You're such a character.
03:26Osaka.
03:27You're really something.
03:29No, no.
03:30You can't be like that.
03:32Even you can't be like that.
03:35You can be like that if you say so.
03:38You can't have a good game with such a team.
03:42No, no, no.
03:47Good morning.
03:53It's a fine goal.
04:03Why did you do such a good job?
04:06It's too well-made.
04:07There's even old man jokes in it.
04:09You made it for this, right?
04:10Yes, I made it for this.
04:11It's a great meta.
04:12The color of the soccer is so well-captured.
04:16I think it can be done with a normal R-1.
04:18It can be done.
04:19There are no direct words.
04:21If these three say it, I wonder if it will be done.
04:24It can be done.
04:25Let's make the voices of that area a little more middle-aged.
04:28Well, this is also middle-aged, but...
04:31Let's raise it a little more.
04:33The slow-motion descent was really interesting.
04:37That's a self-defeating work, isn't it?
04:40It's not good, it's not good, it's not good.
04:48Sorry, I woke you up.
04:50Well, I still have work to do, so I'll go ahead.
04:55On the desk?
04:57What is this?
04:59Together?
05:00Hot spring trip?
05:04Two days and one night, just the two of us.
05:07But we're not dating yet, are we?
05:12Besides, I've never seen Take-chan like that.
05:18I've only seen Take-chan as a penis since I met her.
05:28One of the few male penises.
05:32But it's a very important one.
05:36I can't tell my boyfriend about the play or the situation.
05:40I wonder why I can say anything to Take-chan.
05:46Maybe I think it's okay to be asked or hated by Take-chan.
05:56What's wrong?
05:57Traveling wasn't like that, was it?
06:01Even if we go out, we're just standing noodles.
06:07We're standing noodles, too.
06:10We're close, so we can go, eat, and go home quickly.
06:16That's why I think I can endure it with this waist.
06:22Traveling is like riding a bullet train.
06:25That's why I want you to fly me to the station.
06:31I want to be close to you.
06:34Don't get mad at me.
06:36Just let me be your penis.
06:40I'm sorry I'm always wearing a cat.
06:43But in the sense of wearing a cat, we're the same.
06:48Take-chan! Take-chan!
06:51I thought I was going to be killed.
07:05Thank you very much.
07:10It's a really good story.
07:14Why is it so high-level?
07:16It's a good story.
07:19I put a lot of effort into it.
07:22It's a good story.
07:25It's a story that cheers women up.
07:29Can you sympathize with it?
07:30Yes.
07:31You can sympathize with it.
07:33How was it?
07:35Anyway, she's good at acting.
07:38If you make her laugh, she'll wake up.
07:42It's a story between lovers.
07:46It's amazing that the first laugh is short.
07:53It takes a lot of time.
07:56I don't need a new story.
07:59It's embarrassing.
08:01It's a lot of pressure, isn't it?
08:04I made a story that everyone can't lose.
08:07It's a new story.
08:09It's a new story for everyone.
08:13I'm sorry everyone.
08:19This is Julia.
08:21This is a 90-minute course.
08:24Welcome.
08:26Nice to meet you.
08:27It's rare for customers to choose a 90-minute course.
08:30I'm old, so I have to spend 90 minutes.
08:32Do you like sailor clothes?
08:34I love sailor clothes.
08:36Are you wearing sunglasses on your hat?
08:39Are you an actor?
08:40It's not like that.
08:42It's a lie, isn't it?
08:44Teacher.
08:47Nakamura.
08:50Do you come here, too?
08:52Didn't you know it was a photo?
08:54You asked me, didn't you?
08:55The name of the photo was Julia.
08:57You forgot my face, didn't you?
08:59I can't forget it. I'm an ex-convict.
09:01It's hard to be a teacher, isn't it?
09:03What?
09:04Do you like sailor clothes?
09:05No.
09:06You said you loved sailor clothes.
09:09If I wear sailor clothes like this,
09:11I still look like a high school student, don't I?
09:13Your skirt is too short.
09:15Mr. Yamashiro will be angry.
09:16I miss Mr. Yamashiro.
09:18It's annoying.
09:20Tie the ribbon properly.
09:23Why?
09:24Why?
09:25Don't be lazy.
09:26I'll take it off anyway.
09:32Let's take a shower.
09:33Please take it off, too.
09:34No.
09:35Why?
09:36I can't do anything without a shower.
09:37Stop it.
09:38Please take it off, too.
09:39Stop it, Nakamura.
09:44Please don't call me Nakamura.
09:48I'm Julia here.
09:52Nakamura is Nakamura.
09:53What?
09:55He's my student who never changes.
10:04Mr. Yamashiro.
10:07Tie the ribbon properly.
10:12I remember.
10:16You told me in the corridor of the school.
10:18You told me like now.
10:21Tie the ribbon properly.
10:25Mr. Yamashiro, I want to work here, save money,
10:28and go to America to study English.
10:30I...
10:31I want to be a translator.
10:33What?
10:34Right?
10:36Mr. Yamashiro.
10:38Nakamura.
10:41You're doing your best.
10:46Your bad feelings have disappeared somewhere.
10:50Really?
10:51Yes.
10:52When I look at your face,
10:54I feel nostalgic.
10:58Then, Mr. Yamashiro, you won't do anything?
11:00You paid a lot of money, didn't you?
11:01You paid a lot of money, didn't you?
11:02But you won't do anything?
11:04Me?
11:06With Nakamura?
11:08Yes.
11:09Won't you do anything?
11:13I can't do anything.
11:19Then, Mr. Yamashiro told me a lot of stories.
11:22The story of Mr. Yamashiro's life guidance,
11:24and the story of Mr. Kyoto's bald head.
11:27It was a ridiculous story,
11:29but I enjoyed it.
11:30Above all, I was happy to meet you.
11:33But I was a little worried
11:35that you wouldn't let go of your hand from your pocket.
11:38When the 90-minute course was about to end,
11:40Mr. Yamashiro started to get nervous.
11:44How long does it take to take a shower?
11:48Why?
11:49How long does it take to take a shower?
11:52Mr. Yamashiro?
11:53How long does it take to take a shower?
11:54Mr. Yamashiro, you really want to take a shower, don't you?
11:56No, it's not like that.
11:57But Mr. Yamashiro,
11:58you have to take a shower for 90 minutes, don't you?
12:00There's not much time left.
12:02Mr. Yamashiro, let's go take a shower.
12:03Take off your clothes quickly.
12:04No, it's okay.
12:05Mr. Yamashiro, take off your clothes quickly.
12:15It's time.
12:16Mr. Yamashiro, I'm going home.
12:18Mr. Yamashiro,
12:20the time now is five minutes ago.
12:24Can you take a shower in two minutes and leave in three minutes?
12:30No, I'm going home.
12:31Mr. Yamashiro will give you a special kiss.
12:37Can you take a shower in two minutes and leave in three minutes?
12:39Yes, I can.
12:50He has a good face.
12:52He has a good face at the end.
12:55He's good.
12:56He has a good face.
12:58I'm crazy about Mr. Yamashiro.
13:00Mr. Yamashiro is cute.
13:01Why are you crying?
13:03Well, it's literature.
13:07Chaplin said that tragedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin.
13:11If you look at it now, it's comedy.
13:16Tragedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin.
13:21He doesn't explain it with his face.
13:25He explains it with his eyes.
13:27I feel like it's a new story.
13:30I put on about five live performances for this tournament.
13:35Did you put on a live performance?
13:36Yes, I put on a live performance.
13:39That's amazing.
13:41That's amazing.
13:43I'm sorry.
13:44It's like a thin rainbow in the middle of the night.
13:48I'm sorry.
14:00I'm YASUBURA.
14:02I'm BONZER WORLD.
14:04In the world, there are times when you enter without permission, even though you don't intend to.
14:11Today, I'm going to show you a lot of times when you enter without permission.
14:16First of all, in martial arts.
14:18There are times when you enter without permission, even though you don't intend to.
14:24Then, come on!
14:35Don't worry.
14:37I'm in.
14:42Next is the train.
14:44There are times when you enter without permission, even though you don't intend to.
14:49Come on!
15:01Don't worry.
15:03I'm in.
15:05Don't worry.
15:07I'm in.
15:12Next is soccer.
15:14There are times when you enter without permission, even though you don't intend to.
15:20Then, come on!
15:24Don't worry.
15:26I'm in.
15:36Don't worry.
15:38I'm in.
15:47I'm really relieved.
15:51This is ridiculous.
15:56I'm relieved.
15:58I was so nervous when I saw you.
16:01I was so nervous.
16:04I thought it was a different story.
16:07This is good.
16:08This is the right answer.
16:10This is the right answer.
16:12I'm relieved.
16:14I was like this when I saw you before.
16:20I'm relieved.
16:30I'm Hiroshi.
16:33I was only allowed to kiss you.
16:37I've been sexually ill.
16:43I'm Hiroshi.
16:46I lick raw oysters.
16:54I'm Hiroshi.
16:57You're paying for your mission, but you're not in the picture at all.
17:03I'm sorry.
17:11You didn't even look at me.
17:15I'm Hiroshi.
17:33The woman who wanted me to touch her breasts.
17:39It's a practice when I made a row.
17:46I'm Hiroshi.
17:48I'm Hiroshi.
17:54The opposite of eroticism.
17:57I thought it was a masterpiece.
18:00I feel like I was able to see it, and it's a world that's very similar to the main story.
18:07But the only thing is that it's different from the picture I showed you.
18:12That's the only thing I'm sorry about.
18:15I can't believe it.
18:17I can't believe Hiroshi made that.
18:20It's not Hiroshi's quality.
18:31It's Matsumoto Club!
18:37The winner of the 4th Music Festival is Matsumoto Club!
18:44If Matsumoto Club wins,
18:47I think it will be the 5th or 6th time.
18:49In that sense, I'd like to take a break here.
18:52We have to take a break.
18:54Other entertainers may not come out.
18:59You can't bet on a live show.
19:02You can't bet on a live show.