Douglas and his family head to the province, but can his children adjust to the slower, simpler life there, different from their fast-paced lifestyle in Manila?
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang kapi
00:04At pangarata sa isang tapi
00:08Kaya ay yung laking kuwa
00:11Nang aking baby
00:14Di na malito ng hitla
00:18Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:22Sa sorrisang si Mangulat
00:25Ay, robot!
00:26Ay, robot pala
00:29Ang aming ratan ay magulat pala
00:33Nguni, walang problema
00:36Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:39Ay, robot!
00:41Alam, alam, alam, alam!
00:47Ay, alam, alam!
00:48Ito po?
00:59Ya, alam Joy. Kasama mo ba kayo ni Ano, ni Ate mo magsasagala?
01:03Hindi, Siyarang.
01:05Eh, pati yung naka-Corona,
01:07pastarang may gawin pa kayo, sabi make up na kayo ngayaw.
01:10Ay naku, Jay. Eh, kung biglang magkasakit yung isa sa mga sagala doon,
01:13eh, at least ako, handa na. Ready lang.
01:18Oh, no problem, huh?
01:20I don't want to be with Samir,
01:22and I'll let you know
01:24because I'm on the cruise,
01:26it's a touch.
01:28It's just like charity works.
01:30Do you like it?
01:32Charity?
01:34Do you want to go to my son?
01:36Do you want to go?
01:48Do you want to go to my son?
01:50Do you want me to go to my son?
01:52If not,
01:54I'm going to go to my son.
01:56Hey, Beloy.
01:58What do you want to go there?
02:00No, no, no.
02:02It's just a pity.
02:04It's just a pity.
02:06It's just a pity.
02:08Don't worry, Beloy.
02:10It's just a pity.
02:12It's just a pity.
02:14It's just a pity.
02:16What?
02:18What?
02:20What's the problem?
02:22Sorry, but there's a lot of kambing.
02:24Okay.
02:26There's a lot of kambing.
02:28Yes, there's a lot of kambing.
02:30Kambing?
02:31Yes.
02:33Why?
02:34Don't you maintain it?
02:36Don't you leave it?
02:38That's right.
02:40I don't know.
02:42I don't know.
02:44You didn't have the bad idea.
02:48Do you like it?
02:50What?
02:52What do you like?
02:56Why do you like it?
02:58I don't know.
03:00I don't know.
03:30I don't know.
04:00I don't know.
04:01I don't know.
04:03I'm hungry.
04:05Food?
04:06What are you eating?
04:07I'm not sure.
04:08I'm not sure.
04:09You're not sure.
04:11I'm not sure.
04:12We're dead for a week.
04:14Excuse me.
04:16It's still there, right?
04:18Maybe it's just a delay.
04:20Wait, wait.
04:21What?
04:22Are we just here?
04:24Yes.
04:25We're here to wait.
04:28Let's wait for the people.
04:29Sige.
04:30Pita, so hot here, huh?
04:32Is there no aircon?
04:34Because it's a pain that has skin.
04:37Meg, don't forget it.
04:38Behave it.
04:40It's my Meg, my monkey.
04:42I'm going to go back to my house.
04:44I'm going to go back to my house.
04:46I'm going to go back to my house.
04:47Ah, okay.
04:48Meg?
04:49Huh?
04:50Pamagin mo, Kat?
04:52Ang ganda pala talaga ng lahi nyo.
04:54Lahi kayo nang magaganda?
04:56Siyempre.
04:57Parang ito, oh.
04:58Siya na Emma, na Joy.
04:59O ba nga yan, lahiri d'yo ng...
05:01Lahiri ng...
05:02Anang-anang?
05:03Mababait.
05:04Mabait yan, eh.
05:05Hindi na yung nanganggat.
05:08Ay, naku.
05:09Uy, Douglas.
05:10Sutin mo na ito.
05:11Dugi, sige na.
05:13Eh, mamayang gabi pa yung Santa Cruzan, diba?
05:15Eh, patama na ko.
05:17Nakagawa na.
05:18Diyos ko kailangan.
05:19Siyempre, laging handa ang Reina Odena.
05:21At ang konsorte.
05:23Diba?
05:24Diba bagay na bagay tayo?
05:26Tayo bagay?
05:27Hindi ah, hindi ah.
05:28Ano ka mo?
05:29Sabi, hindi bagay kung itong barong pag-umaga.
05:32Kasi bagay ito sa akin pag...
05:33...gabi na.
05:34Iyon ang iliig ko sa akin.
05:35Ay, gano'n ayun.
05:36Ah, shasha, shasha.
05:37Halika, maglakad-lakad muna tayo doon.
05:39Baka yung mga tao nang katago sa puno.
05:41Alam mo naman, baka...
05:42Surprise!
05:43Baka gano'n.
05:44Halika na, dali.
05:45Halika tayo.
05:46Dali, mami!
05:47Dali, mami!
05:48Marisa.
05:49Baka nandun sabungan.
05:50Para mga witawit, ha.
05:51Magkatago pa sa puno, ha.
05:53Mami!
06:00Gosh!
06:01I can't take this anymore, Rita!
06:03My legs are so pagod!
06:05And I'm so pawis na!
06:07You know what?
06:08I need shower!
06:10Ay naku, Meg!
06:11Pwede ba wag ka maarte?
06:12Lahat naman tayo dito,
06:13pagod at saka pawisa na.
06:15Ngayon, kung gusto mong mag-shower,
06:17mabuti pa, eh,
06:18magbabad ka na lang doon
06:19sa lubluban ng mga kalabaw.
06:20Yung nadaanan natin...
06:22Daddy!
06:23Ay nang taligo na isang hot-hot name!
06:25O, yun, anak!
06:27Tatay, gusto niya pong maligo.
06:29Naiinita na po siya.
06:31Ah!
06:32Anak, mamaya ka na maligo.
06:34Teka!
06:35Teka!
06:36Nadele!
06:37Kanina pa tayo lakad dyan lakad, eh.
06:39Aling Joy!
06:40Meron ka ba talagang kausap dito?
06:42Oo!
06:43Nadele lang siguro!
06:44Ha?
06:45Nadele?
06:46Hmm?
06:47Inuugat na yung pako, nadele?
06:49Tignan nyo!
06:50Oh!
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh!
06:53Deme?
06:54Krabi!
06:55Teka, Aling Joy.
06:56Sino ba yung kausap ninyo?
06:58Ah!
06:59Si Danilo Gaston!
07:00Danilo Gaston?
07:01Oo!
07:02Eto, magtatanong ako rito ba?
07:03Kilala si Danilo Gaston?
07:04Oh, sige, sige.
07:05Ah!
07:06Mga ano!
07:07Pwede ho bang magtanong?
07:11Pwede ho bang magtanong?
07:12Pwede ho bang magtanong?
07:13Talong?
07:14Alaha!
07:15Eh!
07:16Ang talim kanina yung puro talamansi!
07:17Pwede talong!
07:18Hindi, hindi ho!
07:19Ah!
07:20Pwede ho magtanong kasi may kilala ho ba kayong Danilo Gaston?
07:23Gaston?
07:24Alaha!
07:25Eto!
07:26Eh, wala ko alam naman yung nagpitindarito ng Gaston!
07:28Eto ba namang kalaklak mo naman yan eh!
07:31Maglalaro ko ba ngaon?
07:32Hindi ho!
07:33Danilo Gaston!
07:35Ay!
07:36Nakuihoy!
07:37Hindi pwede itong gawing baston!
07:40Pwede nang tungkot!
07:41Gusto mo igawa kita!
07:42Hindi!
07:43Paano tayo nito?
07:44Anong gagawin natin?
07:47Ah!
07:48May kailangan po kayo?
07:49Ah!
07:50Si!
07:51Ako lang po kausapin niya siya.
07:52Lulugin po ka sa religion.
07:54Lulugin po!
07:55Lulugin?
07:56Ako!
07:57Kaya Lulugin!
08:00Bin!
08:01Ay!
08:02Ay!
08:03Ay!
08:04Nandilig ko yung sinabi mo!
08:05Abir!
08:06Anong sabi ko?
08:07Di ba sabi mo?
08:08Ah!
08:09Ah!
08:10Ah!
08:11Ah!
08:12Ah!
08:13Ah!
08:14Hindi!
08:15Ah!
08:16Hinahanap namin si Danilo Gaston!
08:17Oo!
08:18Kasi naimbitahan yung anak ko na mag-reina Elena sa Santa Cruzan!
08:21Eto siya!
08:22Ang ganda!
08:23Di ba?
08:24Higit ng hapon po ko ya!
08:25Kaya po pala yung bisita ni Tio Danilo po!
08:28Ah!
08:29Kami nga!
08:30Asan siya?
08:31Hala!
08:32Umalis po siya papuntang Baguio kaninang umaga pala!
08:33Ha?
08:34Eh!
08:35Paano na yung Santa Cruzan namin ang gabi?
08:37Wala pong Santa Cruzan!
08:38Ay!
08:39Na-cancer?
08:40Eh hindi!
08:41Natapos na po kagabi yung Santa Cruzan!
08:43Eh!
08:44Eh!
08:45O!
08:46O!
08:47O po yung maay ni Tio Danilo!
08:48Sige po!
08:49Sige po!
08:50O!
08:51O!
08:52O!
08:53O!
08:54O!
08:55O!
08:56O!
08:57O!
08:58O!
08:59O!
09:00O!
09:01O!
09:02O!
09:03O!
09:04O!
09:05O!
09:06O!
09:07O!
09:08O!
09:09O!
09:10O!
09:11O!
09:12O!
09:13O!
09:14O!
09:15O!
09:16O!
09:17O!
09:18O!
09:19O!
09:20O!
09:21O!
09:22O!
09:23O!
09:24O!
09:25O!
09:26O!
09:27O!
09:28O!
09:29O!
09:30O!
09:31O!
09:32O!
09:33O!
09:34O!
09:35Do you want me to go?
09:36Mashi!
09:37Oh my God!
09:38Why do you leave my room?
09:40There's an aircon here.
09:42I don't have aircon here.
09:44I don't have an electric fan here.
09:47Oh no! I'm not going to survive here!
09:50Meg!
09:51Don't you worry?
09:53Papay-paya, I'm going to go to the mall.
09:56Yuck!
09:57Daddy, we're going to the mall.
09:59Daddy!
10:00Daddy!
10:01There's no mall here, no?
10:03What are we going to do here?
10:06Daddy, there's a lot of activities here in the province.
10:09You can enjoy yourself!
10:11But it's more high-tech than in Manila.
10:13Correct!
10:14I'm going to go to your room.
10:16I'm going to go to your room.
10:17I'm going to go to your room.
10:19I'm going to go to our room.
10:23Okay, okay.
10:24I'm going to go to my room.
10:26I'm going to go to the province.
10:33I'm going to go to my place,
10:34and take what I've been doing here.
10:35Why are you up?
10:36I've got my hairband.
10:37I've got my hairband.
10:38Time, don't do that right.
10:39I need to see if my hairband is on here.
10:41I drop my hairband!
10:42Oh, don't.
10:43I'm going to go to my househole.
10:44I'm going to go to my life.
10:4511.
10:46See I'm going to go to my house!!
10:47Sam!
10:48You need to go to one of my shoes.
10:49And why are you also going to go to my hairband?
10:50I'm going to go to my headband's työ se teams?
10:51I'm going to go do,
10:52It's also my hairband.
10:53I don't even know.
10:54My hairband!
10:55I don't want to buy your hairband.
10:57I don't want to buy it.
10:59I bought it in the mall.
11:01Go ahead!
11:21Iha,
11:23I don't want to buy it.
11:25You can buy it.
11:27Okay.
11:28Okay.
11:30Do you want me to buy it?
11:32Okay.
11:37Ahoy,
11:38don't worry about it.
11:39Don't worry about it.
11:40Don't worry about it.
11:41Don't worry about it.
11:42Don't worry about it.
11:43Don't worry about it.
11:50Here, maize!
11:51I'm going to put the maize on for a meal.
11:53Maize!
11:54Maize!
11:55Okay, Jen?
11:56Maize!
11:57It's hot already!
11:58Get back!
11:59It's hot already!
12:00It's hot already!
12:01Oh, it's warm.
12:02Oh, it's hot!
12:03I don't like mais, no. I want pizza.
12:20Nate, what do you mean? You know what you mean?
12:24I don't like pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
12:28Ah, Iha! Meron! Meron! Meron! Meron!
12:31Talaga ho? Meron?
12:33Oo! Anong palagay mo naman sa probisyon namin?
12:35Pour? Sandali lang ha? Relax ko lang yan.
12:38O, ayan na. May mga mais na kayo. Sa akin lang yung pizza. Ibig sabihin yun.
12:46Ito lang hiling mo, Iha. Pizza, cell, na may yelo sa loob at may kasama pang sartin.
12:58Wala kaya dyan na. Kaya lang yelo.
13:04Pare, pare. Wala na ba talaga dito ng iba pang Santa Cruzan?
13:08Nakakaawa naman si Ate Emma o.
13:10Oo, umayalam ako. Baka pwede siya.
13:13Alam mo, kahit sa ang dulo ng bundok yan, pupunta natin.
13:16Sa kabilang bahay lang po, yung Santa Cruzan ng mga bading.
13:20Bading? No way!
13:23Mami, umayag ka na. Kahit anong Santa Cruzan, mapatusin ko na.
13:28Makapagsagalan lang ako.
13:32Kung makakawait ka, sa Saturday, may parandal mga bayawak dyan.
13:38O ano, Meg, yung pizza yung pain mo, islice mo na.
13:42Hahahaha!
13:44Ay babot!
13:48Ay babot!
13:50Ay babot!
13:51Layo ko na dito. Boring.
13:53Kala mo lang boring dito. Maraming pwedeng gawin dito ang activities, anak.
13:57Gaya ng...
13:58Magtanim sa bukid, magpakain ng manok. Ba?
14:02Noong pa na-experience ang mga yan, ha?
14:04Iyak! Ayokong nga magtanim sa bukid at magpakain ng manok. Baka magdami yung balat ko.
14:10Bakit din ako magsalita? Ha? Teka,
14:14ginagaya mo ba yung pamangka ni Tita Kat?
14:16Hindi po.
14:18Uy, anak, paalala lang, ha?
14:20Pipiliin mo yung gagayahin mo, ha?
14:23Hindi dahil nagandahan ka nagagayahin mo na agad. Ha?
14:27Ang mga iba ako, nasa ba si Sam?
14:43Sam! Sam!
14:47Bakit po, tatay?
14:48Sam, huwag mo masyadong gagamitin ang mga takos mo dito.
14:52Pagkakagulo ka ng mga tao. Ha?
14:54Opo.
14:55Opo.
14:56Sige, okey, paglaro ka na dito sa mga bata.
14:58Okey po.
15:00Oda,
15:01ba't di ka kaya paglaro doon? Para matuto ka magsungka.
15:04Sungka?
15:05Ano po yun?
15:06E ako pagdito na lang ako.
15:08Aliyah, manood tayo.
15:13O, ayan lang pala kayo eh.
15:14Kanina ko pa kayo, hinahalap na lang ko kayo na singkamas best friend.
15:18Sweet talaga nitong best friend ko. Thank you.
15:20O.
15:21Mga bata, kain kayo?
15:22Singkamas, o.
15:23Mga bata, kain kayo.
15:25O?
15:26O, hige.
15:27Sige.
15:28O, ha, ha, ha.
15:29O, ha, ha.
15:30O, ha, ha.
15:31O, ha, ha.
15:32Ayan, ha.
15:33O, ha, ha.
15:34O, ha, ha.
15:35O, ha, ha.
15:36I don't know.
15:38I don't know.
15:39I'm going to go.
15:43What's that?
15:44That's it.
15:45That's it.
15:46Are you talking about that?
15:47That's it?
15:48Entertainment section.
15:50Oh, here it is.
15:52Here it is.
15:53Here it is.
15:54Here it is.
15:55Concert.
15:56Concert.
15:57This is cool.
15:58Call back at me.
15:59Oh, the beaters.
16:00Oh, Jackie Rice.
16:01Oh, the starstruck.
16:02What's that?
16:03Three.
16:04Joy Biado.
16:05Joy Biado?
16:06Joy Biado?
16:07Oh.
16:08Sino that?
16:09I don't know.
16:10I don't know.
16:11I don't know.
16:12I don't know.
16:13I don't know.
16:14I don't know.
16:15What's the title?
16:16Rice and Paul of Joy Biado.
16:23Paharang-harang.
16:30Oops.
16:31Wait.
16:32Wait.
16:33Wait.
16:34Tita.
16:35Hindi ko na kaya dito.
16:37Babalik na ako sa Manila.
16:39Huh?
16:40Hindi mo ko pwedeng pigilan.
16:41Meg.
16:42Baka umalis.
16:43Please.
16:44Kailangan ng isang white lady.
16:46Ang ghost town na ito.
16:47Hahaha.
16:48Hahaha.
16:49Hahaha.
16:50Hahaha.
16:51Hahaha.
16:52Hahaha.
16:53Huy.
16:54Huy. Huy. Huy.
16:55Huy. Huy. Huy. Huy. Huy.
16:56Huy. Huy. Huy. Huy. Huy. Huy. Huy.
16:57Huy ha. Huy.�� share.
16:58Wala nga mga naman iyan.
16:59At yan.
17:01Huy.
17:02Ryan much.
17:03By the way.
17:04Yes, Deloy?
17:06We're here, we're here.
17:12Hey, huh?
17:14I'm coming to my heart for you.
17:16Thank you, sir.
17:18Ha?
17:19Thank you, sir.
17:21Huh?
17:24This is a great thing to do, huh?
17:27I don't care about it here with Kat.
17:29I think she's going to have a heart with Kat.
17:34What did you say?
17:36What did you say?
17:37What did you say?
17:38What did you say?
17:40It's wrong.
17:42What did you say?
17:44Don't you care.
17:46I don't want to talk to you.
17:48I'm going to hurt you.
17:50Hey!
17:52You really?
17:53You don't have to worry about it.
18:01Okay, sir.
18:03Okay.
18:08Sam, do it!
18:12Do it now, Sam!
18:15Wait a minute.
18:16We've been playing for a long time.
18:18It's not a long time.
18:19Let's go.
18:20Let's go.
18:21Let's go.
18:22Let's go.
18:23Let's go.
18:24Let's go.
18:25Let's go.
18:26Let's go.
18:27Let's go.
18:28Let's go.
18:29Let's go.
18:30Let's go.
18:31Let's go.
18:32Let's go.
18:33Let's go.
18:34Let's go.
18:35Let's go.
18:36Let's go.
18:37Let's go.
18:38Let's go.
18:39Let's go.
18:40Let's go.
18:41Let's go.
18:42Let's go.
18:43Let's go.
18:44We're not going to play.
18:46We're going to help you.
18:48Really? Okay.
18:54Mr. Friend?
18:56Mr. Friend, Iza.
18:58Thank you, Kat. Hello?
19:00Oh, how are you doing?
19:02You're going to retreat.
19:04Oh, that's right. You're not going to eat your mother.
19:08Oh, you're not going to eat it?
19:10Oh, we're going to play the potter here.
19:12Okay.
19:14Okay.
19:16Love you.
19:18Okay, bye-bye.
19:20Thank you, best friend.
19:22Who won?
19:24We won't win.
19:26We won't win.
19:28We won't win.
19:30We won't win.
19:32We won't win.
19:34We won't win.
19:36We won't win.
19:38You won't win.
19:40We won't win.
19:42We won't win.
19:44You won't win.
19:46You won't win.
19:48You won't win.
19:50Go!
19:52We won.
20:16Sorry about that.
20:18So, come here with me.
20:19You're welcome here.
20:21What's that?
20:23Do you have to remove this place and do not use this place?
20:29This place is a place.
20:31There are a lot of people who don't have to go away from Santa Cruz.
20:36Do you like it?
20:38Suka? What's that?
20:40This is Suka. I'm going to use it too big.
20:43Diba, Lina, I need to go to Manila.
20:48It's not that.
20:54Oh, how are you?
20:56I'm going to go.
20:58Go!
20:59Good luck to you.
21:00Miguel!
21:02Just wait.
21:07I'm going to be with you.
21:09I'm so sorry.
21:12Hey, uh, may numing ka pa ba?
21:14Ah, may pop.
21:16Hmm.
21:18Pop maman, oh.
21:30Let's go na.
21:32Kasi gusto ko na talaga makarating na Manila.
21:35Habang kap.
21:39Diba, naanggat to?
21:42Hindi Oo.
21:43Ah!
21:46Papa Miguel!
21:48Papa Miguel!
21:50Papa Miguel!
21:53Papa Miguel!
21:54How's that?
21:55Come on!
21:56Come on!
21:57Come on!
21:58Come on!
22:05Oh, boy.
22:06Don't be afraid, huh?
22:07We're going to eat.
22:09Okay.
22:10Okay.
22:11Ayan, oh.
22:16Oh, di ba?
22:17Huwag ka matatakot.
22:18Sige.
22:21Hindi ka maluro.
22:23Madali lang!
22:24Tingnan mo, ah.
22:26Oh, kita mo?
22:27Sige, sa buo mo.
22:29Kuha pa tayo.
22:30Sige, kuha pa tayo.
22:31Huwag kang matakot.
22:32Huwag kang matakot.
22:34Hindi sila nanghahabol.
22:36Oh, hindi nga manghahabol.
22:38Mas pakainin mo na.
22:39Oh!
22:40Sapa.
22:43Yan, ragis nyo.
22:46Ganun.
22:47Ititiritin nyo si Jay, oh.
22:48Hi!
22:49Ha?
22:50Nakita nyo nangyari kay Jay.
22:52Ha?
22:53Iba kasi yung kaso nyo, inaasad niya yung gansa, inaabol tuloy siya yung gansa.
22:56Yan.
22:59Yan.
23:00Yan.
23:01Eka, wag nyong batuhin.
23:03Sammy!
23:05Ha?
23:06Ha?
23:07Ha?
23:08Ha?
23:09Ha?
23:10Ha?
23:11Ma!
23:12Ba't nagka ganyan itsura mo?
23:13Tatakot yung mga batay.
23:14Tawa ko!
23:15Tawa ko!
23:16Tawa ko!
23:17Tawa ko!
23:18Takuti yung mga bata.
23:19Bakalag natin.
23:20Ano ba nangyari siya?
23:21Ba't nagka ganyan itsura mo?
23:22Eh, kasi tinanggihan ako sa Santa Cruz na makapating!
23:26Tawa ko!
23:27Tawa ko!
23:28Tinanggihan ka sa Santa Cruz na bakit?
23:30Ay, kasi mga mamailan daw ang kailangan nila!
23:33Dogi!
23:34Hindi ba ako mga mamakai, Dogi?
23:37Dogi!
23:38Saka, na lang ako masasasagutin!
23:40Ha?
23:41Kasi magpakain ka muna ng mga manok, ha?
23:44Eh!
23:45Natatakot yung mga batay!
23:46Saka muna!
23:48Ha?
23:49Ha!
23:50Ha!
23:51Ha!
23:56Ha!
23:57Ha!
23:58Ha!
23:59Ha!
24:00Ha!
24:01Ha!
24:02Ha!
24:03Ha!
24:04Ha!
24:05Ha!
24:06Ha!
24:07Ha!
24:08Ha!
24:09Ha!
24:10Ha!
24:11Ha!
24:12Ha!
24:13Ha!
24:14Ha!
24:15Ha!
24:16Ha!
24:17Ha!
24:18Ha!
24:19Ha!
24:20Ha!
24:21Ha!
24:22Ha!
24:23Ha!
24:24Ha!
24:25Ha!
24:56Ahem.
25:01Best friend.
25:02Yes.
25:03May napapansin ako, ah, yung pamangkin mo.
25:05Parang nagbabago na, ah.
25:06Hindi na siya masyadong pasosyal.
25:08Oo nga, eh, pati ako nagulat, best friend,
25:10dahil alam mo yun si Meg.
25:12Madirihin yun, eh, at saka takot sa araw.
25:15Pero nakita mo kanina, ah,
25:17sumama pa siya sa atin sa pagpitas mga kalamansi.
25:20Napansin ko yun, ah.
25:22Siguro nag-e-enjoy na siya dito sa buhay provincia, eh, no?
25:25Parang yung anak ko, noong unap,
25:27parang ganyan gusto eh.
25:29Pero ngayon, oh, sobrang enjoy.
25:31Eh, laking probinsya ka, di ba, best friend?
25:35Kami ni Kuya Clinton, laking probinsya.
25:38Ikaw ba, laking probinsya ba?
25:40Hindi, sa Manila talaga ako.
25:42Pero madalas rin ka magpumupunta sa probinsya ng lola ko.
25:45Sa Quezon.
25:46Talaga.
25:47Ano ba?
25:48Loi.
25:49Loi.
25:50Loi.
25:51Kuli.
25:52Ha, ako?
25:53Oh.
25:55Mag-nobie ba ba yung dalawa na yan?
25:57Ha?
25:59Mag-nobie ba yung dalawa na yan?
26:01Pakilakasan, wala akong marinig eh.
26:07Oh.
26:09Oh, ngayon.
26:10Mag-nobie ba yung dalawa na yan?
26:12Ah, itong dalawa akong mag-nobie.
26:13Oo.
26:14Hindi ko alam eh.
26:15Oo.
26:16Pero thank you rin sa pera ha.
26:19Oh, kalahit!
26:20Kalahit!
26:21Kalahit!
26:22Kalahit!
26:23Diinit!
26:24Diinit!
26:25Diinit!
26:26Diinit!
26:27Best friend.
26:28Parang masyado ko yatang nag-e-enjoy dyan sa duyan.
26:30Ako naman ako naman ako.
26:31Ito.
26:32Ito.
26:33Ito.
26:34Ito.
26:35Ito.
26:36Ito.
26:37Ito.
26:38Ito.
26:39Ito.
26:40Ito.
26:41Ito.
26:42Ito.
26:43Ito.
26:44Ito.
26:45Ito.
26:46Ito.
26:47Ito.
26:48Oh, oh.
26:49Bakit maka dyan?
26:50Pero ayoko nung nakahigay.
26:51Gusto ko yung medyo nakaupong ganun para...
26:52Sige.
26:53Di ba?
26:54Para medyo relax lang.
26:55Di ba?
26:56Yan.
26:57Joy na enjoy ka.
26:58Naingitak ko sa'yo eh.
26:59Yan.
27:00Sige.
27:01Mahina eh.
27:02Laksan mo ng ponte.
27:03Na?
27:04Oo.
27:05Laksan mo.
27:06Lakas pa ng...
27:07What?!
27:11Best friend!
27:14Ang daming stars!
27:18Bakit? Wala bang bitoy yung sa Manila?
27:21Wala akong nakikita eh! Bakit?!
27:24According to studies, Manila skies are among the most polluted in the world.
27:32The diesel emissions from public transport vehicles are a major part of the smog.
27:42Nak!
27:45Nak!
27:48Kasi namoproblema ako dyan sa kalagayan mo ngayon eh.
27:53Gusto ko lang malaman mo at ipinangangako ko kung sakasakaling mamatay ka dyan sa kagagawan mo ngayon,
28:00eh, makaasahan mo anak.
28:04Hinding hindi ko wawaldasin ang savings mo!
28:08Promise!
28:10Mom!
28:12May baid mo talaga! Alam mo talaga ako, Ma!
28:20Ma wala naman ako savings eh!
28:22Kaya nga eh! Kaya nga huwag ka mulang mamatay dahil wala ka pag savings! Mag-save ka muna!
28:29Pwede?
28:30Sige bukas na gabi na kasin!
28:33Okay!
28:34Tara na!
28:39Hoy!
28:40Nindala kaming bayabas!
28:41Hmm!
28:47Kaya nga huwag ka lumang!
28:49Kaya nga huwag ka mat!
28:51Hmm!
28:53Kaya nga huwag ka mat!
28:56Tule!
28:58Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
29:02Sam, can you eat the bayabas?
29:05My system is not possible.
29:08What is the system?
29:10Digestive system.
29:11Because Sam is sick at noon.
29:14And he can't eat the bayabas.
29:16Right, Sam?
29:17Correct.
29:32Apollia,
29:42ibig kong manaman mo,
29:44na pinalitan ko na ang lola mo sa puso ko.
29:47In love na naman ako pagkara ng dalongpong taon.
29:51Naintindihan mo?
29:53Talaga, ho?
29:54Oo, kanina naman?
29:55Maligno?
29:56Ako, iibig sa maligno.
29:58Ba't lang ang bata ito?
30:00Hindi ho maligno.
30:02Kanino?
30:03Doon sa tiga bay nila,
30:06nasikas na dumating dito sa atin.
30:08Sa atikat?
30:09Naku, wala kayong pag-asa doon.
30:11Maghanap na lang kayo ng kasig-edad nyo.
30:13Wala akong abilidad.
30:15Hindi abilidad ang ginagamit dyan.
30:17Pagandahan ng lalaki.
30:18Tignan mo ang mukha ito.
30:19Pampuan mo talaga.
30:21Hindi po abilidad.
30:23Asabi ko,
30:24maghanap kayo ng kasig-edad nyo.
30:26Bwisit!
30:27Bwisit!
30:28Hindi mo ba alam na lahat ng mga kaedad ko'y patay na?
30:32Kaya ang kailangan ko.
30:34Kahit anong mangyari.
30:36Sikat!
30:37Hindi mo!
30:38Eh, hindi ho pwede.
30:40Sige ho, alis na ako.
30:42Ano?
30:43Galis aso?
30:44Kailan ka pa nagkaroon ng galis aso?
30:46Hindi ho, galis aso.
30:49Ang sabi ko, aalis na ho ako.
30:51Manghaharana kami ni Namang Douglas, kina Ate Kat at Meg.
30:55Sige ho!
30:56Sandali lang!
30:57Pag sinisikira lang ako, salbayin kang bata ka!
30:59Hoy!
31:00Bumalik ka rin!
31:01Kami ba!
31:08Douglas?
31:09Hahanahin si Kat para mapasakanya?
31:16Hindi pa paayag si Lolo Bing!
31:19Kinakailangan sa akin mapunta si Kat!
31:22Walang kailangan kung gamitin ko ang aking kapangyarihan.
31:26Ang kinakailangan.
31:28Kung lamin ko ang Douglas na yan, ay gagawin ko!
31:40Tito?
31:41Tito! Tito!
31:44I-ready muna.
31:45Ton na mo.
31:49Okay?
31:50Okay!
31:51Ready!
31:52One, two, three!
31:58Hey!
31:59Bakit mo tinambul?
32:00Dito ko ba na maghitaray?
32:02Ano ka ba?
32:03Eh, bakit dinulang mo pa yan?
32:04Pinapadala niya eh!
32:05Sinunod ka na dito eh!
32:06Tama na!
32:07Tama na!
32:08Huwag na kayo mag-away!
32:09Ako natin-discarted!
32:10Mag-a-capella ko!
32:11Bihira kayo!
32:13Kaya mo?
32:14Kaya mo?
32:15Kaya ko na!
32:21Oh, magandang dalaga!
32:28Tingin ko sa'yo ay daga!
32:36At ako naman ay pusa!
32:43At sana ay mahuli kita!
32:47Minsan ay para kang tsonggo!
32:58Maraming nagigiliw sa'yo!
33:04Sa daming sa'yo'y naloloko!
33:10Sana ay mapili mo ako!
33:20Tulad ay isang langaw!
33:24Ikaw ay isang kalabaw!
33:32Nais kong dumapo sa'yo!
33:37Wag mong ipalis ng buntot mo!
33:41Ikaw ay parang kamayo!
33:47Ako naman ay kutsero!
33:51Araw-araw kong ilalatay sa'yo!
33:55Ang kamis ng pag-ibig ko!
34:00Huuu!
34:01Huuu!
34:02Huuu!
34:03Huuu!
34:04Huuu!
34:05He!
34:06!
34:07Huuu!
34:08Ahhhh!
34:10Ahhhhh!
34:12Ahhhhh!
34:14Don't tipta mo kaya itong unika,
34:16siguro titilat mo kuna!
34:18Ahhhh!
34:20Anong kagalap sa'yo?
34:22Nangangate ako e!
34:24Ah!
34:26Hindi rin na milapon!
34:28Talaga kaya ikaw ah!
34:30Ahhhh!
34:32Eh kasi naman,
34:34best friends,
34:36saan ba kayo nagpractice ng kantang yan?
34:38Sa mga puno ng langka!
34:40Sa puno ng langka?
34:42Ano ko kayo nagpractice?
34:44Eh puno ng hantik po doon?
34:46Hindi! Sa puno ng langka!
34:48Puno nga ng hantik?
34:50Sa puno nga ng langka e!
34:52Sa puno nga ng langka!
34:54Sandali!
34:56Ang ibig niyang sabihin
34:58yung puno ng langka
35:00ay puno
35:02ng antik na kumagat sa'yo!
35:04Hantik!
35:06Hantik!
35:08Hantik!
35:10Hantik!
35:12Hantik!
35:14Hantik!
35:16Hantik!
35:18Hantik!
35:20Hantik!
35:22Hantik!
35:24Hantik!
35:26Hantik!
35:28Hantik!
35:30Hantik!
35:32Hantik!
35:36Hantik!
35:38Hantik!
35:40Hantik!
35:42Hantik!
35:44Hantik!
35:46Hantik!
35:48Hantik!
35:50Hantik!
35:52Hantik!
35:54Hantik!
35:56Hantik!
35:58Hantik!
36:00I don't know if I'm going to go for a long day.
36:05Are you really happy with the former province?
36:07It's good to have fun.
36:09I'm not going to have fun.
36:10That's what I'm saying.
36:12Because...
36:15I'm going back to Manila yesterday.
36:18I want to talk to you before we go out.
36:24What are we talking about?
36:26What's up?
36:28Ano...
36:31Pungkol sa atin,
36:34ayoko magtapos tayo dito.
36:38Gusto pa kitang makita at makilala ng hosto ko.
36:42Yun ay kung okay lang sa'yo.
36:45Parang malabo eh.
36:46Tagadito ko sa probinsya.
36:48Tagadun ako sa Manila.
36:51Doon ako sa Manila magka-college?
36:53Talaga?
36:55Ayun naman pala eh.
36:57Bibigay kasi yung cell number ko pati ang landline namin.
37:01Plus hintay yung tawag mo.
37:03Promise, hindi mo ako i-snobin pagdating sa Manila.
37:07Promise!
37:08Ikaw ang nag-guide sa'kin dito sa probinsya.
37:11Kaya pagdating sa Manila, ako naman ang mag-guide sa'yo.
37:16Meron pa lang.
37:18Excited na ako pumunta ng Manila.
37:20Same here.
37:22Eh, ganyan ka ba talaga pag na-excite?
37:25Galaw ka na galaw.
37:28Hindi.
37:30Actually, kinakamot ko.
37:32Nalipat ata yung...
37:34Ano na yung...
37:35Yung Douglas kanina yung...
37:37Bakikamot nga!
37:41Yes! Baba, baba, baba.
37:43Kaliwa, kaliwa, kaliwa.
37:44Ayan!
37:58Tatay, bakit ganyan po ang tsura niyo?
38:02Pangit na ba ako?
38:04Hindi po. May pantal lang po pero pogi pa rin.
38:07Yan naman ang gusto ko kay Samaroon.
38:09Namambolang. Galing mo talaga.
38:10Sige.
38:12Magandang gabi, Lolo Bing.
38:14Sino ililibing?
38:15May namatay ba?
38:17Wala, wala, wala.
38:18Hindi, okay pa ako.
38:19Nakagat lang ako ng hantik.
38:22Maiba ako ng salitaan, ano?
38:24Sige, ah.
38:25Eh, kasi may nakapagbalita sa akin
38:27na ikaw raw ay nakagat ng hantik.
38:31Hindi.
38:33Oo nga, nakagat ka ako ng hantik pero buhay pa ako ako.
38:36May sinasabi ko kayo?
38:40May sinasabi ko kayo?
38:42O, o, o, o.
38:43Hindi, wala, wala, wala.
38:45Ang tinde ng umatake sa'yo, Mondoglas.
38:48O nga, best friend ko.
38:49Hindi natin alam na hantik yung kumagat sa'yo,
38:51ay iisipin natin na kulam ka na.
38:54Hindi naman totoo yung kulam, best friend ha.
38:56Girlfriend?
38:57Hindi, best friend ko siya.
38:59Sabi ko na nga ba, girlfriend mo siya eh.
39:01Oo.
39:02Oo, tama.
39:04Nagkagalan mo siya.
39:06Hindi.
39:07Best friend mo, best friend.
39:14Bye.
39:16No way!
39:18No way!
39:19No way!
39:20No way!
39:21No way!
39:23Hindi!
39:24Sige na naman, guys.
39:26Tulungan na naman ninyo si Emma.
39:29Hindi!
39:30Douglas,
39:31tulungan mo naman ako.
39:33Mag Santa Cruzan na lang tayo lang.
39:34Tayo-tayo lang
39:35para naman makapag...
39:37Ay, na-elena to si Emma ko.
39:39Sa bagay, no?
39:40Nandito na rin lang tayo, no?
39:42Oo.
39:43Tuloy na natin yung Santa Cruzan.
39:44Oo.
39:45Kawawa naman si Emma eh.
39:46Pero hindi na ako pwede maging konsorte.
39:49Oo nga naman, best friend.
39:50Tignan mo yung mukha mo, puro pantal.
39:52Pero sino naman ang pwedeng pumalit sa'yo?
39:56Uy, sino sa inyo ang gusto maging konsorte ni Emma?
39:59Wala!
40:00Wala!
40:01Wala!
40:02Wala!
40:03Wala!
40:04Wala!
40:05Wala!
40:06Wala!
40:07Wala!
40:08Wala!
40:09Wala!
40:10Wala!
40:12Wala!
40:13Wala!
40:14Wala!
40:15Wala!
40:16Oh, magandang dalaga
40:21I think I'm a little bit
40:28I am a little bit
40:36And I hope I'll be able to get you