Ayza (Ryza Cenon) and Roda (Eunice Lagusad) try to hide Sam’s (Sam Bumatay) true identity from the two uncles who are temporarily staying in their house.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang gabi
00:04At pangarap na sa isang taping
00:08Kaya ayun laking buwa
00:11Nang aking baby
00:14Pinaman ito ng hitla
00:18Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:22Sa sarisang simangulat
00:25Ay, robot!
00:26Ay, robot pala
00:29Ang aming robot pala
00:33Nguni, walang problema
00:36Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:39Ay, robot!
00:54Binsan ako'y nagpunta sa metal
00:57May pasyente'y umaatungan
01:00Gwendoly
01:02What?
01:03Gwendoly
01:04What?
01:04Gwendoly
01:05Can't hear it!
01:06Gwendoly
01:06Kaya pala siya umatungal
01:10Iniwan siya ni Gwendoly na kanyang mahal
01:14Hey!
01:15Sa kabilang kwarto ay nakita ko
01:17May isang babaeng umiiyak ng ganito
01:21Gwendoly
01:22What?
01:23Gwendoly
01:24Can't hear it!
01:25Gwendoly
01:26That's right!
01:26Gwendoly
01:28Ayun kaya pala siya umiiyak
01:31Dahil kay Gwendoly
01:33Ininiwan siya ng kabiyakay
01:35Susunod ako ako may isang lalaki
01:38Siya ay nagwawala at tumitili
01:41Gwendoly
01:43Gwendoly
01:44Ano ba?
01:45Gwendoly
01:46Yeah
01:47Gwendoly
01:48Let's rock
01:48Ano po bakit ka sumisigaw ng Gwendoly
01:51Gwendoly
02:13Gwendoly
02:21Do you want me to write a book?
02:26What?
02:27Do you want me to write a book?
02:28No.
02:29Do you want me to write a book or do you want me to write a book?
02:32I want you to write a book.
02:34I want you to write a book here in the whole book.
02:37Word for word.
02:38Do you want me to write a book?
02:39Ah, but...
02:40George.
02:41Shh.
02:42Ah, Kwan.
02:43Ah, huwag kang kasing masyadong magpaniwala kay Sam.
02:46Bata yan eh.
02:47Hindi, ambilis magbasa eh.
02:48Eh, Kwan.
02:49Naglalaro lang yan, di ba Sam?
02:51Di ba?
02:52Oops.
02:55Ay, Rhoda.
02:56Ang dalin mo na yung sumlero mo.
02:57Papasok na tayo.
02:58Ayoko, ate.
03:00Favorite mo to eh.
03:01Susuot ko to sa school.
03:03Ay, ayaw mo na, Isa.
03:05Basta, Rhoda.
03:06Pagpasok mo ng classroom,
03:08ubarin mo na yan.
03:09Baka mapag-alita ka ang teacher mo, ha?
03:10Okay.
03:12Teka.
03:13Si Sam nga pala, hindi pa papasok to?
03:15No, ma.
03:16Parang, yung lagi ko nakikita, naiiwan lang ito.
03:19Oo.
03:20Hindi niyo pa ba na-enroll to?
03:22Abay, ilang taon na ito.
03:24Mga 24 na yata itong bata mo.
03:26Ah, Kwan.
03:27Hindi siya.
03:28Syempre na naman.
03:29Syempre na naman pumapasok sa school si Sam.
03:32Di ba, Sam?
03:33Ay, Isa, Rhoda.
03:34Ano, isaban nyo na sa school, ha?
03:35Oo.
03:36Halika na, Sam.
03:37Susunod ako mamaya.
03:38Susunod ako mamaya.
03:39Ano po?
03:40Susunod ako mamaya.
03:42Ano po?
03:43Susunod.
03:44Susunod daw siya mamaya.
03:45Ilakas mo kasi.
03:48Sus...
03:49Susunod?
03:50Susundo.
03:51Susundo ako mamaya.
03:52Ahhhh.
03:54Ito tayo, sandali.
03:55Hindi ba mag-uniform at si Sam?
03:57Hindi, baka naman, baka yan ang uniform niya.
04:00Hindi kaya?
04:01Baka ganyan lahat sila sa school.
04:03O baka kaswa lang, walang uniform sa school nila.
04:06Okay, pero...
04:07Siguro naman, uso din ang bag mga libro sa kanila eh.
04:10Beto walang dala.
04:11Parang mamama siya lang eh.
04:13Ay naku, Tin Toy.
04:14Alam mo kaming mga matatalino?
04:16Oo.
04:17Katulad ko, nung bata ako.
04:19Eh, wala na akong dala mga libro, mga notebook, bag, wala.
04:24Wala kang dala?
04:25Wala.
04:26Eh, paano ka pumasa?
04:27Sino naman may sabi sa'yo pumasa ako?
04:29Lagpak nga ako.
04:32Sabi ko lang matalino ako.
04:36Alam niyo, ah, mabuti pa mga bata.
04:38Umalis na kayo, baka maliit pa kayo, ha?
04:40Sige na, pas na.
04:41Ba-bye.
04:42Ba-bye.
04:43Sige, ha?
04:44Ingat kayo, ha?
04:45Ingat sa school.
04:51Good morning, Tita Kat.
04:52Good morning, Tita Kat.
04:53Good morning, kids.
04:54Uy, ang cute mo na ang sombrero mo, Roda.
04:57Thank you po.
04:58Eh, Tita Kat, mauna na kami.
05:00Papas na kami.
05:01Oh, sige, sige. Ingat po.
05:02Ingat.
05:03Ingat.
05:04Bye-bye.
05:07Taloy.
05:09Sigurado ka magugustuhan ni Kat to, ha?
05:12Eh, oo naman.
05:13Ingat, important yan, eh.
05:15Gurado ka, ha?
05:16Kigurado!
05:17Oh, sige.
05:18Tingnan yung ipin ko, okay?
05:19Okay.
05:20Okay.
05:21Okay.
05:23Kat.
05:25Hi, Kat.
05:26Hi, Deloy.
05:29Kat.
05:30Yes.
05:33For you.
05:34Tanggapin mo.
05:35Ay.
05:36Salamat ang ito.
05:37Guess what?
05:38Wala mo ko yan.
05:39Sandals.
05:40May imported.
05:41Talaga, imported?
05:43Galing Milan yan eh.
05:44Milan?
05:45As in Milan, Italy?
05:47Hindi.
05:48Milan, Malaysia.
05:50Mal talaga, bilin ni isang venue diyan.
05:52Talagang ginaso sa'y na yan.
05:53Talaga?
05:54Oo.
05:55Ibayin mo yung pinsang ko.
05:56Ilalabas ko na, ha?
05:57Sige.
05:58Sige, try mo.
05:59Sige, try it, Kat.
06:03Eh, para sa'kin talaga ito.
06:04Sigean, Kat.
06:05Sigean, Kat.
06:06Sigean.
06:07Sigean.
06:08Sigean.
06:13Wow!
06:14Look at it, ha?
06:15Look at it, ha?
06:16Look at it, ha?
06:18Beloy.
06:19Ang laki atay.
06:20Parang...
06:21Parang...
06:22Panghigante bang ka-ata ito?
06:23No, no, Kat.
06:24I-ifit mo lang.
06:26I-try mo.
06:27Kaka sa sayan.
06:28Pang Miss Universe yun.
06:29Sigean ang ginagamit ng Michelle.
06:30Sigean ang ginagamit ng Michelle.
06:31Sigean.
06:32Malaki pala ito.
06:33Malaki?
06:34Ha?
06:35Sigean.
06:38Akala ko ba ako okay ang sapatos na yan?
06:41Sabi ko naman okay yan eh.
06:42Important din eh.
06:43Hindi ko sinabihin ko okay sa paan niya.
06:45Kaya ko naisip yan.
06:46Magandang pamatay ng mga insekto eh.
06:48Nung mga ipis na lumalakad-lakad yan eh.
06:51Gano'n?
06:52Ha?
06:53Ha?
06:54Kat?
06:55Ha?
06:56Pwede ko ba makuha?
06:57Hindi.
06:58Kat!
06:59Lagyan mo lang yan ang yung 3R na makina.
07:01Pwede yung bangka yan eh.
07:04Alam mo ka?
07:06Tama.
07:07Tama diba?
07:08Importing.
07:09Malaki talaga.
07:10Kaloy?
07:11Tama ka eh no?
07:12Tama to pampatay.
07:13Sa lokong katulad mo eh.
07:14Kaya mabuti pa tumat mo ka.
07:16Isa!
07:17Isa!
07:18Isa naman!
07:21Basta't naging mo lang tantandaan.
07:24Una kang naging akin.
07:26Uy.
07:27Sir?
07:28Eh?
07:29Be, yan ang favorite movie ko.
07:31Una kang naging akin.
07:32Saan naging akin?
07:34Saan naging akin?
07:36Sorry ah.
07:37Pasensya ka na.
07:38May naalala lang ako eh.
07:39Naalala?
07:40Sino yan?
07:41Sino yung naalala mo?
07:43Hindi kasi alam mo Tinto eh.
07:45Meron akong...
07:46Meron akong girlfriend noon.
07:48Oo.
07:49Eh, napangakuan ko na ng kasal.
07:52Malapit na eh.
07:53Kakasal na sana kami.
07:55Eh, biglang naayos yung mga papeles ko papuntang US.
07:59Wala na.
08:00Hindi na ako nakapagpaalam.
08:01Alam mo naman.
08:02Atat na atat ako sa aking American dream.
08:11Doy.
08:12Bakit may American dream ka rin?
08:14Wala wala.
08:15Naalala ko rin yung...
08:17Yung pakakasalan ko rin yung si Linda.
08:19Kasi...
08:21Dapat papakasal na rin kami eh.
08:24Kaso...
08:26Pinatawag ako sa military eh.
08:28Eh, hindi na ako nakapagpaalam sa kanya.
08:30Hmm, hindi na ako sakal na ako.
08:31Ay, hanggang sa kanya.
08:33Ay, hanggang.
08:37Tumulong yan.
08:38Tigil nga kayo dyan.
08:39Napaswerte nyo ng ang dalaw eh.
08:41Swerte pa kami?
08:43Parang in-insulto mo na kami.
08:45We're going to insult you.
08:47Okay.
08:48At least you're the two.
08:50You're the one who left the woman.
08:53I don't care.
08:54I'm the one who left the woman.
09:07It's easy.
09:09It's easy.
09:11Shhh.
09:13Shhh.
09:15Shhh.
09:17Tama na.
09:18Ganyan talaga ang buhay.
09:20Meron talaga mga swerte.
09:22May malas.
09:23Oo.
09:24Tinatawag mo ba akong malas?
09:26Tintoy, tinawag ko ba siyang malas?
09:29Yata.
09:30Hindi.
09:31Hindi.
09:32Hindi.
09:33Hindi ka malas, Clinton.
09:36Hindi ka lang swerte.
09:38Okay?
09:39Yan.
09:40Tama yan.
09:41Papili nga.
09:43Ahm.
09:44Apat na ulam.
09:46Tadlong kanin.
09:47Ang dami naman, Emma.
09:48May bisita ka ba?
09:49Wala.
09:50Meri yanta ko lang.
09:51O sige.
09:52Dunahin ka dyan.
09:53Eto masarap ko.
09:54Ako nagtunin.
09:55Eto.
09:56Cut!
09:58Ate!
10:02Buti naman.
10:03Napasyal ka dito.
10:04Meron akong kailangang asikasuhin dito sa Maynila eh.
10:08Okay lang ba sa'yo?
10:09Dito muna ako titira sa inyo.
10:11Two days lang.
10:12Ay naku Ate.
10:13Oo naman.
10:14Kahit ilang araw pa okay ka lang dito.
10:15Welcome na welcome ka dito.
10:16Solo.
10:21Sorry, Emma.
10:22Kasi dumating yung pinsan ko eh.
10:23Si Rose.
10:24Rose si Emma.
10:25Ah, sandali.
10:26Asikasuhin ko muna yung mga customers ko.
10:27Dito ka muna Ate.
10:28Maupo ka muna Ate.
10:29Maupo ka muna Ate.
10:30Kumain ka ha.
10:31Masarap yun ako muna.
10:37Rose?
10:42George?
10:43Rose!
10:45George!
10:54Rose!
10:55Kumunta dito.
10:56Baka may makakita sa atin.
10:57Ano pa ba?
11:00Paano muna lamang nandito ako?
11:03Hindi ko alam.
11:05Hindi mo alam na nandito ako?
11:09Ang ibig mong sabihin eh.
11:11Tadhana na ang gumawa ng paraan.
11:16Oo.
11:19Tadhana na talaga ang gumawa ng paraan.
11:21Para...
11:22Para...
11:23Para mayakap kita ulit!
11:24Hindi.
11:25Para masak pa kita!
11:30George!
11:31George!
11:32Sinasabi ko na nabawal pag nanasa ka rin sa akin!
11:35Hahahaha!
11:48Uy, ang sumblerong mo ilagay mo sa bag mo bawal lang sa classroom.
11:51Mamaya na Ate!
11:53Isasama mo ba si Sam sa school?
11:55Hindi. Susunduin siya ni Uncle Clinton.
11:58Isama mo na ako sa classroom mo Ate para malaman ko kung anong tinuturo sa'yo ng teacher mo.
12:03Sam, hindi pwede sa kabawal bata doon.
12:06At sigurado naman na kung alam mo lahat doon ituturo ng teacher ko, no?
12:10Ayos na kami ah. Baka naghintayin sa'kin, please.
12:13Sige, bye-bye!
12:14Yung sumblero mo ah.
12:15Yung sumblero mo ah.
12:16Yung sumblero mo ah.
12:17Yung sumblero mo ah.
12:18jewelo mo ah.
12:20Section 2
12:21Telling 2
12:23keep using 2
12:24genuine 3
12:26mourus
12:28Falling day
12:30wala
12:31ZERO
12:33ZERO
12:36CLEAR
12:37Oh, that's where you are.
12:39Roda, you're looking for Miss Aguirre.
12:42You're so fast.
12:44Okay!
12:45I'll tell you.
12:46Okay, let's go first.
12:56Hi, Emma.
12:57Hi, Katia.
12:59Ating, why did you see George?
13:02Ay, naka.
13:03Malaki ang atraso niya sa'kin.
13:05Sinaktan niya ang feelings ko dati.
13:08Oh, sige, sige.
13:09Hindi ko na tatanungin yung buong detalya.
13:11Ang mabuti pa,
13:12dito ka na muna sa parlor ni na Emma.
13:14Magpa-hot oil ka,
13:15mag-relax ka,
13:16para naman mawala yung init ang pula mo.
13:18Emma, ay ko nabahala sa pinsan ko, ah.
13:20Sure, sure, sure.
13:21Ano, Ating, balik-alik ka mamaya.
13:23Okay.
13:26Pupuka muna.
13:27Ay, hindi gagawin pagkain ko, ah.
13:29Ang gusto mong unahin natin.
13:33Ah, hot oil ka muna.
13:35Ah, i-hair relax ko ya.
13:37Okay, ah, essential muna kita.
13:39Ang gusto mo, anong gusto mo?
13:41Ang gusto ko sana,
13:43hugasan mo muna y mga kamay mo.
13:45Ah, ah, ah.
13:46Sorry, ah.
13:47Excuse me.
13:52Brett.
13:53Hmm?
13:54Ikita mo naman ako.
13:55Ah, sige, upunaw kayo.
13:57Diyan mo siya.
13:58Diyan mo siya, ah.
13:59Diyan mo siya.
14:00Diyan mo siya, ah.
14:01Diyan mo siya.
14:02Ay.
14:03Diyan mo.
14:12Dintoy?
14:17Dintoy ko ba yan?
14:22Ang laki ng binago mo.
14:23Ang始mаний mo?
14:24Muna mo siya katapos thin.
14:25Ito.
14:26Gusto ngayon natin.
14:27trees바 is ano sa 24XS!
14:29Ute?
14:30Diyan mo.
14:31Diyan mo siya katipagkatan ko.
14:32Man.
14:34Tid.
14:35It's been a long time, Clint. I'm a little late for you.
14:47Issa, your child?
14:51No, brother. It's her. Look, brother.
14:55It's a little old.
14:59Lola!
15:01Goodbye.
15:05You're so happy.
15:15It's fun.
15:17Hey, hey.
15:19Hey, hey, hey.
15:21Hey, hey.
15:23Hey, hey.
15:25Hey, hey.
15:27Hey, hey.
15:29Okay, Clint.
15:31I'm already late.
15:33Okay, okay.
15:35Hey, hey.
15:37Hey, hey, hey.
15:39Hey, hey, hey.
15:41Okay, wala yung dalawa.
15:43So, Sam, ang gawin mo ngayon,
15:45hanggang sa kwarto ninyo ni Naroda,
15:47tapos huwag na huwag kang magpakita
15:49kina Uncle George at Uncle Tintoy mo, okay?
15:51Bakit po?
15:53Kasi, kasi, kailangan ko pang i-explain kung bakit nandito ka at wala ka sa school.
16:01Bakit hindi na lang po natin sabihin ng totoo na hindi po ako pumapasok?
16:05So, eh, sisaw?
16:07Mahabang-mahabang explanation pa yun eh.
16:09Tutal.
16:11Konting pati-taste na lang kasi bukas,
16:13si Uncle George aalis na.
16:15Tapos sa Sunday naman, si Uncle Tintoy aalis na.
16:17Please, let's go now.
16:34Hey, Father.
16:39Clinton.
16:40May...
16:43May yellow ba tayo dyan?
16:45Wait, what's going on to your face?
16:49I've seen my ex-girlfriend, Linda.
16:57Wait, wait!
16:58Is she going to do it?
17:00Yes.
17:02We've seen my ex-girlfriend, Rose.
17:06She's going to do it.
17:15Are you calling me?
17:18No, no, no.
17:20No, no, no.
17:22You're like that.
17:23Who are you?
17:24No.
17:28Why are there other people here?
17:30We didn't see you.
17:32No, no.
17:34Because you're the same casualty.
17:38Because you're the same.
17:40You're the same.
17:42Hey, hey.
17:43Hey, hey.
17:44Hey, hey, give us your ex-girlfriend.
17:46You're the same.
17:47I'll tell you.
17:48You're the same.
17:49Don't you say that?
17:51You should try to steal your ex-girlfriend.
17:59You're right.
18:00I feel guilty for the reason for your ex-girlfriend.
18:04That's right.
18:05We should steal your ex-girlfriend.
18:08We're going to get rid of our ex.
18:10We're going to get rid of our ex.
18:14Okay, let's go.
18:16For example, you see your ex.
18:18Yes.
18:19For example, Clinton's ex.
18:21Okay.
18:22Okay.
18:23Okay.
18:24You'll get rid of it.
18:26I'll get rid of it.
18:27Then, I'll go and get rid of it.
18:32Then?
18:33Then you'll get rid of it.
18:35I'll get rid of it.
18:36What?
18:37What?
18:38I'll go get rid of it.
18:39Wait a minute!
18:40Wait!
18:41What?
18:42What's your ex?
18:43I'm not your ex, aren't you.
18:47Fuck.
18:48Sorry!
18:49I'm not like that!
18:50Hey, wait a second!
18:52Wait a minute!
18:54What?
18:55What?
18:56I don't want to give interest to me!
18:58I have to know you're your ex!
19:01I'm not my ex, right?
19:03So you're your ex?
19:05Suyu!
19:06You said that you only have to die.
19:08Sorry.
19:09Okay.
19:10Okay.
19:11I'm going to die.
19:12I'm going to die for you.
19:28Where are you?
19:30My clothes!
19:37Sorry!
19:39Oh!
19:40I'm going to die again!
19:42Wait!
19:43I'm going to die again.
19:45Hey!
19:46Kat!
19:47Can I ask you 사issaissaissa?
19:50What are you going to say?
19:52I go to the house.
19:53Gotta pay for the house!
19:55Kat, can you go to the house?
19:56Ha?
19:57Aking magulo?
19:59Magugulan ako.
20:00May ko sabihin, Kat.
20:02Itatanong ko lang kung kailan mo talaga ako sasagutin
20:05para ma-eformalize natin yung ating relationship.
20:08Ah, ano kasi, Beloy?
20:10Ah, Kat, okay lang.
20:12Kung next time ako sasagutin,
20:14makakapaghihintay pa naman.
20:16Hindi kasi, Beloy.
20:17No, no, Kat.
20:18You don't have to explain it.
20:20Hindi, Beloy.
20:21Sasabihin ko na sa'yo para alam mo na yung totoong score mo.
20:24Ah, no, no, Kat.
20:26It's okay.
20:27Next time, okay lang kung sasagutin mo ako next time.
20:29I can't wait.
20:31Ensan, ikaw naman pala hindi ready.
20:34Oo nga.
20:35Huwag kong makikailam, ha?
20:36Huwag kong makikailam.
20:37Ay, anong pwede ko maitulong?
20:39Ah, hindi.
20:41Mabuti pa, Aten.
20:42Magpahingan ka na lang sa bahay.
20:44Kasi di ba pagod ka sa biyahe?
20:45Ay, naku.
20:46Ano mo naman,
20:47na talagang hindi ako sanay nang walang ginagawa.
20:49Ay, ano pa pwede ngawin?
20:51Ay, wala eh.
20:53Okay.
20:54Magpahingan ka na lang, Aten.
20:55Wala kailangang kasan siya.
20:58Ah, wala pa naman.
20:59Rose.
21:00Pwede ba akong magpaliwanag?
21:14Rose.
21:15Hindi ko sinasadya yung nangyari noon.
21:18Di ba?
21:19Oo.
21:20Hindi nga sinasadya.
21:21Wala.
21:22Alam ko magpapakasal na tayo.
21:25Kaya lang, dumating na yung mga papeles ko mula sa US.
21:29Yung petition ko.
21:30Eh, nakuha ko na.
21:31Alam mo namang atat na atat akong pumunta ng Amerika.
21:34Di ba?
21:35Okay, atat na atat nga sa Amerika.
21:37Atat.
21:38Kaya hindi na ako nakapagpaalam sa'yo.
21:40Sorry.
21:41Hindi.
21:42Hindi.
21:43Hindi naman talaga yan ang totoong dahilan eh.
21:46Sabihin mo, kung ano ang totoong dahilan?
21:50Hindi ba?
21:51Dahil...
21:52Dahil nabundis mo si Bing?
21:54Huh?
21:55Ah!
21:57Totoo ba ang sinasabi mo?
21:58Ayan.
21:59Moose.
22:00Ano ka ba naman?
22:01Hindi ibang babae ang dahilan?
22:03Magagawa ko ba naman sa'yo?
22:04Eh, kita mo na!
22:05Kita mo na!
22:06Napahawak lang ako!
22:11Rose, tingnan mo ako.
22:12Ito bang mukhang ito?
22:14Mukha bang magsisinungaling?
22:15No!
22:16No!
22:17Wait!
22:18Don't!
22:19Diba?
22:20Oo, don't!
22:21Don't!
22:22Don't!
22:23Don't!
22:24Bro, sorry na.
22:26Ano magalit?
22:30Ay!
22:31Sige na nga.
22:32Okay.
22:33Pinatawag na nga kita.
22:35Palipunta na natin yung mga nangyari.
22:38Sorry din.
22:40Nasa pa kita.
22:41Sapit ka eh.
22:43Para sa akin ba yan?
22:45Eto?
22:46Siyemple naman para sa'yo ito.
22:47Diba?
22:48Para sa kanya yan.
22:49Diba?
22:50Para sa kanya yan.
22:54Ah, tutal Rose eh.
22:57Bati na tayo.
22:58Maka naman pwedeng invite kitang kumain sa labas.
23:05Bagay.
23:07Eh, kung natatandaan mo,
23:09anniversary natin ngayong araw natin.
23:11Anniversary natin ngayon?
23:13Anniversary nyo ngayon?
23:14Anniversary nyo ngayon.
23:18Ah, sige eh.
23:19Lalong dapat mag-celebrate tayo.
23:21Malika kakain tayo.
23:22Sige.
23:23Sige.
23:24Sige.
23:25Kat, bagay mo kaming dalawang ulam.
23:27Tapos extra rice.
23:28Ano ba?
23:30Akala ko ko sa labas dahi kang kain.
23:32Rose.
23:33Ito bang mo?
23:35Joke.
23:36Joke.
23:37Shhh.
23:38Don't.
23:39Wait.
23:41Nothing.
23:42Stop.
23:44Halika na.
23:45Halika.
23:46Joke lang.
23:47Kakain tayo sa labas.
23:48Kama kayo.
23:49Kama kayo?
23:50Kama kayo?
23:51Kama kayo?
23:52Yung in order.
23:53Yung in order.
23:54Yung in order.
23:55Okay.
23:56Salamat.
23:57Salamat.
23:58Salamat.
23:59Salamat.
24:00Siya.
24:01Siya ang morten eh.
24:02Delibera natin pa.
24:03Libre.
24:04Para magbabayad sa labas.
24:07Ayun pala si Rose.
24:09Ano, nagustuhan mo ba yung in order ko para sa'yo na halo-halo?
24:13Alam mo?
24:15Pinatagdagan ko yun ng tatlong extra scoop ng leche plan, ng makapuno tsaka ubit.
24:21Tapos mga apat na kutsaritang asukal nilagdagan ko doon.
24:27Nagustuhan mo?
24:29Ang sweet mo pa rin talaga.
24:30Hindi ko pa rin nagbabago.
24:32Maka nga nagustuhan mo.
24:34Nakatatlo ka eh.
24:37Ako pa.
24:38Ako ba naman magbabago sa'yo?
24:41Alika.
24:42Hatid na kita doon.
24:45Ay.
24:46Alam mo?
24:47Hindi na.
24:48Dito na lang ako.
24:49Kasi magpapafruits pa rin ako.
24:50Mauna ka na lang.
24:51Okay.
24:52Okay.
24:53Bye-bye.
24:54Bye.
24:55Bye.
24:56Bye.
24:57Kika.
24:58Rose.
24:59Yeah.
25:09Hmm.
25:10Ano pa para sa atin yun eh.
25:11Tango dito na eh.
25:12O.
25:13Hold the girls!
25:14O.
25:15Hmm.
25:16Um.
25:17Ems?
25:18I guess?
25:19Ako next ah?
25:20I guess.
25:21Ako next ah.
25:22Um, Ems?
25:26Yes?
25:27I'm next, ah.
25:28Yes, yes, yes.
25:30Mmm.
25:38Hi, Linda.
25:45Can we talk to you?
25:48I just want to explain to you why I wasn't there.
25:58Eh, it's true that I was called as a military.
26:03I talked to them.
26:05I told them that I was going to tell you.
26:09They were destined for a long time,
26:12but they were not going to be able to do it.
26:15That's why.
26:18No.
26:20That's not the real reason.
26:24Now, you say to me.
26:28Because I know,
26:30when we saw you,
26:32you were cold with me.
26:35Then,
26:37I told you,
26:39you still love me?
26:41You know?
26:42You're just going to say,
26:43you're cold.
26:45You're cold.
26:46You're cold.
26:47You're cold.
26:48You're cold right now.
26:49You're cold?
26:50You're cold.
26:51You're cold.
26:53Then,
26:54you're cold.
26:55Now, I'm going to explain why you're doing this.
26:58That's it. I'm going to be a military.
27:00I'm going to be a military.
27:02That's it.
27:04I'm sorry for all of you.
27:07But there's a peace offering for you.
27:11I know that you're a favorite.
27:17It's a favorite.
27:25Chicharron!
27:27Thank you!
27:28I know that I'm a weakness.
27:30You should have a yellow one.
27:33You should have a yellow one.
27:35So...
27:37Are we okay?
27:41Okay.
27:42We're going to call you.
27:44That's right.
27:45That's right.
27:46Okay.
27:47I know.
27:49We're going to have to eat outside
27:51so we don't have a privacy.
27:53That's right.
27:55Okay, Chef.
27:56Mm-mm.
27:57Eh, kung natatandaan mo
27:59anniversary natin ngayong araw na to.
28:02Ngayon ba yun?
28:03Ma'am!
28:04Walay mo timing na timing pala to, no?
28:07Eh, eh, celebrate na natin.
28:08Okay.
28:09Mag-halo-halo tayo doon.
28:10Masarap yung halo-halo doon.
28:11Eh, daka lang.
28:12Eh, huwag na nang dyan.
28:13Kasi galing na ako dyan, eh.
28:15Doon tayo, oh.
28:16Siguro merong mas masarap na halo-halo doon.
28:18Sigurato ka?
28:19Oo, halika doon rin tayo.
28:21Siya rin si Linda.
28:24Pare George,
28:26nagkita kami ng ex ko kanina.
28:28Nag-date na kami.
28:29Akalaan mo ba?
28:30Anniversary pa namin ngayon.
28:32Wow!
28:33What a coincidence, ha?
28:35Bakit?
28:35Alam mo bang nagkita na rin kami nung ex ko?
28:38Nag-date na rin kami.
28:39At anniversary din namin ngayon.
28:42Akalaan mo.
28:43Maganda tong araw natin.
28:45Diba?
28:46Maganda.
28:46Okay.
28:51Shhh!
28:52Peyton!
28:52No?
28:53Hindi nanginahanap mo dyan?
28:54Ah, si ano?
28:55Ay!
28:56Ay!
28:56Si!
28:57Quan!
28:57Wala lang.
28:58Ay!
28:59Ano nga pa ulit ang mga kwento nyo?
29:01Hindi ko narinig.
29:02Busy ako eh.
29:03Hindi.
29:04Alam mo kasi,
29:05yung kanya-kanyang ex namin,
29:07eh na-i-date na namin.
29:09Aba!
29:09Alain, diba?
29:10Ah!
29:11Kayo talaga.
29:12Kung gumawa, parang sabay-sabay ha.
29:14Ay yung ba't yung mga t-shirt nyo,
29:16parang stripe ha.
29:17Sabay-sabay.
29:24Hi!
29:25Saan ka rin tayo?
29:26Puta na saan mo ko yan.
29:27Nakita ko sa labas.
29:29Ah!
29:30Hush!
29:31Buda!
29:32Bud mo mong naiiyak.
29:33Ha?
29:34May kumuha po ng sombrero ko eh.
29:37Ano?
29:38May kumuha ng sombrero mo?
29:40Malika, puntahan natin.
29:41Shhh!
29:42Sandali!
29:43Alam ko yung magandang sitwasyon eh.
29:45Magaling ako dito.
29:46Huwag tayo pa dalos-dalos.
29:47Okay, okay.
29:48Kailangan pag-andahan natin
29:49itong pag-atake natin.
29:50Isa!
29:51Kunin mo yung duffel bag ko dun.
29:52Yung mga sandata ko.
29:53Baba mo dito.
29:54Ang caretina mo kailangan yun eh.
29:56Ha?
29:57Eh kasi sombrero lang naman mo yun eh.
29:59Sa kanda.
30:00Sumbero?
30:01Oo.
30:02Sa kanda, ang dami-dami niya ang sombrero, no?
30:03Papureto ko yan eh!
30:06Ako na ang tutulong sa'yo, Roda.
30:09Gagamitin ko ang powers ko.
30:11Ha?
30:12Powers.
30:13Ikaw na.
30:14Kilikili powers.
30:16Oo.
30:17Oo.
30:18Matinding kilikili powers niya.
30:19Oo.
30:20Oo.
30:21Oo.
30:22Oo.
30:23Oo.
30:24Ano hi Paul.
30:25Ano?
30:26Anong tatong batang to.
30:27Ang putok.
30:28Amoy kalawang.
30:29Ha?
30:30Anong.
30:31Bae.
30:32O nga.
30:33Di na amoy kalawang, parang sunog na wiring.
30:35Kasi po na 뒤an-sort suhort suhort suhort suhort.
30:37ául todd samh
30:47Hahaha.
30:48That's why...
30:49You're a young man.
30:51You're a young man.
30:52I love you.
30:54I love you.
30:56I love you.
30:59I love you.
31:00Are you going to be here?
31:02Hey, what's up?
31:09Hey, Ate?
31:10Where is the fire?
31:13Ito ang gagamitin kong panggilip dun sa leeg niya.
31:19Dapat, matagay ko nang ginawa ito.
31:23Pero mahina ang loob ko nun.
31:26Ayun.
31:30Humanda siya.
31:34George!
31:36George!
31:38Hi!
31:39Rose!
31:40Ayun!
31:41Ayun!
31:42Ayun!
31:43Ayun!
31:44Ayun!
31:45Ayun!
31:46Ayun!
31:47Ayun!
31:48Ayun!
31:49Ayun!
31:50Ayun!
31:51George!
31:52Bakit parang naminig ka?
31:54Hindi, kasi parang nilalagnat ako eh.
31:56Ha?
31:57Lulit?
31:58Ah!
31:59Ula naman eh!
32:01Ano naman?
32:03Uwi na muna ako ah!
32:05Okay.
32:06Ha?
32:07Sige, dalaw ka ulit ah!
32:08Uli siya ah!
32:09Okay.
32:10One!
32:11Two!
32:12Three!
32:13George!
32:17Ba't ka nun yun?
32:19Ano ba ba ba?
32:21Ano?
32:22Eh kasi naman ate, yung itahak hawak hawak muka niyo.
32:27Ay!
32:28Oo ma!
32:29Ano ko?
32:30Ano muna?
32:31Na-excite lang naman ako.
32:32Ano?
32:33Kaya!
32:34Pahinga muna tayo kong, tiyo!
32:35Thank you!
32:40After you!
32:41Thank you!
32:42Ay ko naman!
32:45Talagang napaka-gentleman mo pa rin hanggang ngayon!
32:48Kau din eh!
32:49Ayun!
32:53Ganyan ka pa rin eh!
32:54Hindi ka pa rin nagbabago ah!
32:55Let's go.
32:57Oh, wow.
33:02I'm going to show you what's going on.
33:05That's so nice.
33:07You're going to do weightlifting.
33:09Did you do weightlifting?
33:11Manjo?
33:13What do you want to watch?
33:16You can watch it?
33:18You know, Linda, I am the best to do action.
33:21I like the men, the men, the men, and the girls.
33:25Even if they're 20, they're men.
33:28Even if they're 20, they're men.
33:30Even if they're the leading lady, they're men.
33:32They're men, men, and women.
33:34I like the movie.
33:35They're different than me.
33:36What?
33:38Hey!
33:39What's the bag?
33:41You're in the cell phone.
33:43And that's the belt.
33:45Let's go!
33:48What's this?
33:49What?
33:51What?
33:52What...
33:54I don't know.
33:56Hey!
33:57Hey!
33:58Hey!
34:05Hey!
34:07Well, what's wrong...
34:08You're not too bad.
34:09Why are you beating me up here?
34:10Well, let's go.
34:12I'm not going to get upset again.
34:15Do not worry that they won't go against this.
34:18It's been a long time for me to practice.
34:21Really?
34:23What's up?
34:28I've only got a chance.
34:34I've only got a chance.
34:44Come on, let's go.
34:46Let's go and hit this up.
34:48Oh, there's noère.
34:50We're going to fall asleep?
34:51No.
34:52You can't wait.
34:53Look.
34:54I'll go.
34:55Let's go.
34:56Okay, let's go.
34:57Can you still be?
34:58Let's go.
34:59Let's go, Toy.
35:00It's okay.
35:01Can you guys stay asleep?
35:02You'll go.
35:04You'll all go.
35:06Are you sure you're gonna see this?
35:08Yes.
35:10What's up, you know,
35:12If we can see what I want to take, what do I want to do?
35:16Hey, wait, wait here.
35:18Hey, Sam.
35:19You can just use the powers here, huh?
35:21Maybe it's just Roda.
35:33It's my sobrero!
35:34Hey, wait, wait, wait!
35:36Why?
35:37That's my sobrero!
35:39What's your sobrero?
35:41That's my sobrero.
35:43Why are you waiting for me?
35:45I don't know.
35:46But my sobrero, that's it!
35:53Ate Aysa, Roda is the same as the same as the same.
35:56Yes.
35:57Ah...
35:59I think my sister is so sad, please.
36:05Ate, why don't you lose my sobrero?
36:07Please, why don't you lose my sobrero?
36:09Roda, do you see that?
36:11That's the same thing.
36:12It's hard to find out.
36:13If you don't know how to do that,
36:14I don't know if you know what to do.
36:16You know, you can just buy your sobrero.
36:18You can just buy your sobrero.
36:19You can buy your sobrero.
36:20You can buy your sobrero.
36:21You can buy your sobrero.
36:25Tintoy, itang-ita ko.
36:26Tina-uh, itang-ita ko.
36:27Tina-uh-hah, sayong-ita ko.
36:28Tina-uh-hah, sayong itang
36:29kayong maka'ng gigilitan yung laig ko.
36:34Pary, George.
36:36Yung...
36:37Yung ex ko ni na yung ito, hoy.
36:39Alam mo, alam mo, laggyagawa?
36:40Ano?
36:42Nagpa-practice niya ko.
36:43Ah, cha-ko.
36:44Para gusto ko, cha-koi,
36:45pag-atita ko yun iti.
36:46Hey!
36:47How are your exes?
36:49They're like a man who's dead.
36:52Hello, hello.
36:53Hello, hello.
36:55Hello, hello.
36:56Hello, hello.
37:04Hello, hello.
37:05Hello, hello.
37:06What?
37:07Did you get the sombrero of Rota?
37:10No, no.
37:11How many are your sombrero?
37:13Kaya mo, Rota, bibili kita ng mga tatlong bago nun.
37:16Huwag na, huwag na.
37:18Ako na, bibila kitang 24 na second hand na gano'n.
37:23Kaya yung dalawa?
37:25Ang yayabang yung magsalita.
37:27Pero kung abutan kayo ng ex nyo,
37:29na po, tingnan natin kung may mabibili pa kayong kahit na ano.
37:32Ano ko ba?
37:33Kaya sabi niya?
37:34Ano yung ako mamatay?
37:36Kaya naman kasing Rose yun eh.
37:38Nag-sorry na nga ako eh.
37:40Kaya kasi kay Linda, sabi niya, okay na kaming dalawa eh.
37:43Alam nyo po, si Aling Rose at si Aling Linda ay isang tao lang.
37:48Sam, ano ba pinagsasabi mo magkaibang tao yun?
37:52Hindi po, isang tao lang.
37:54Ano ka ba, Sam?
37:56Hindi maganda yung sumasabat ang mga bata sa usapan ng matatanda, no?
38:00Eh, hindi naman po ako bata. Ako po eh, Rob.
38:03Rob.
38:04Ano yung Rob?
38:05Ano yung Rob?
38:06Ano yung Rob?
38:07Rob.
38:08Rob.
38:09Rob.
38:10Rob for.
38:11Rob for si Sam.
38:12Kaya, kaya mahilig sumaba.
38:14At, teka ah.
38:16Eh, sabi nga naman si Sam eh.
38:19Eh, baka naman pareho lang yung mga girlfriend nyo.
38:22Yung ma-ex nyo, pareho lang.
38:24Imposible yun.
38:25Dahil ako, yung ex ko ang pangalan Rose.
38:28Tapos pinsan siya ni Kat.
38:30Oh.
38:31Hmm?
38:32Parang George.
38:34Dali ah.
38:35Pinsan ni Kat yung ex mo.
38:37Oh.
38:38Yung ex ko din pinsan ni Kat eh.
38:43Ano ba ang kompletong pangalan ng mga ex ninyo?
38:49Rosa Linda Blair.
38:52Eeeeee, I hate you.
38:57Tindale.
38:59Bakit.
39:00Gusto ko lang linawin ah.
39:01Hmm.
39:02Nahalikan mo ba?
39:03Oo.
39:04Eh, eh.
39:05Eh, eh.
39:06Eh, eh.
39:07Bakit?
39:08Eh, eh.
39:09Nahalikan ko rin eh.
39:10So, ibig sabihin?
39:11Para hinalikan na rin kita?
39:13Eh, Intoy.
39:14Oh.
39:15Ang sarap ko pala.
39:16Eh.
39:17Eh.
39:18Eh.
39:19Eh.
39:20Eh.
39:21Tinohong tayo.
39:22Tinohong tayo.
39:23Alam nyo?
39:24Alam nyo?
39:25Tama si Sam.
39:26Pareho pala yung, pareho pala yung ex ninyo.
39:29Kaya yun.
39:30Di isang babae lang pala ni loko nyo.
39:33At siya rin ang mag ihigante sa inyo.
39:36Oh.
39:37Ah.
39:38Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi.
39:39Dapat ipahuli natin.
39:40Ipakulong natin yan.
39:41Puta tayo sa barangga.
39:42Ipablata natin yan.
39:43Para matigil yung mga kalukanan.
39:44Tintoy.
39:45Hindi.
39:46Maghunos dili ka, Tintoy.
39:47Ano ka ba?
39:48Huwag kang pagalos-palos.
39:50Ipakukulong mo.
39:51Babaeng minsan binahal mo.
39:53Pakukulong mo.
39:55Anong dapat natin gawin?
39:56Dapat chakuin muna natin.
39:58Bulbihin natin.
39:59Tapos pakulong natin.
40:01Ganon?
40:02Eh.
40:03Pwede.
40:04Pwede.
40:05Pwede.
40:06Pwede.
40:07Eh.
40:08Talaga.
40:17Rose, lumabas ka dyan!
40:18O ka!
40:19Bakit?
40:20Pin-problem nama ba, George?
40:21Yung pinsan mo.
40:22Gusto ko may patayin.
40:23Ano?
40:24Huh?
40:25Ano siya sabi mo?
40:28Ano siya sabi mo?
40:29Ano siya sabi mo?
40:30Ate!
40:31Lida!
40:32Gusto ko lang maalaman.
40:34Pareho ba kami nilong sa naging boyfriend mo?
40:37Oo!
40:38Siya sabi mo na!
40:40Pareho din mo kami sinagot!
40:43Oo!
40:44Oo!
40:45Sinungaling ka!
40:46Niloko mo kami!
40:47Oo!
40:48Tapos gusto mo kami patayin!
40:50Sandali!
40:51Sandali ha!
40:52Magpapaliwanag lang ako!
40:53Una!
40:55Oo!
40:56Totoo!
40:57Paraho ko kayong naging boyfriend!
40:59Oo!
41:00Oo!
41:01Oo!
41:02Okay!
41:03Pagalawa!
41:04Totoo!
41:05Pero kung date ko kayo sinagot!
41:07Oo!
41:08Oo!
41:09Pero!
41:10Pero!
41:11Magkaibang year!
41:12Magkaibang taon!
41:13Oo!
41:14Oo!
41:151993!
41:17You, 1994!
41:19Oh!
41:21I'm not a liar!
41:23I'm a liar!
41:29Fair enough.
41:31Well, yeah.
41:33That's right.
41:35But at least we're not a criminal!
41:37Okay, who's a criminal?
41:39You!
41:41Don't you think you're angry?
41:43I'm a liar!
41:45I'm a liar!
41:47I'm a liar!
41:49I'm a liar!
41:51They're eating!
41:53That's it!
41:55That's it!
41:57How can you make a liar?
41:59That's it!
42:01I'm using that because I'm practicing
42:03and I'm a competition!
42:05Oh!
42:07You're a liar!
42:09You're not a liar!
42:11I'm a liar!
42:13Rose!
42:15Sorry!
42:17Wala ko kasi eh!
42:19Ay!
42:21Mga mukha nyo!
42:23Ganyan-ganyan!
42:25Nag-sorry kayo!
42:27Sige!
42:29Okay!
42:31Pinatatawad ko kayo ulit!
42:33Tsaka sana!
42:35Huwag niyo na akong pag-isipan ng masama!
42:37Kasi masaya na ako sa buhay sa piling ng asawa ko!
42:39Huh?
42:41May asawa!
42:43Who would've thought?
42:45Ito mo na!
42:46Sa figura mong yan, may asawa ko!
42:48Kapag hindi ka!
42:49Oo!
42:50Tiyan, lata ah!
42:52Thank you!
42:53But...
42:54Happy kami!
42:55Happy kami para sa'yo!
42:56Tiyan!
42:57Tiyan!
42:58Tiyan!
42:59Tiyan!
43:00Woo!
43:01Tiyan!
43:02Tiyan!
43:03Tiyan!
43:04Ito gumugulo sa isipan namin ni George eh!
43:07Gusto ko lang alamin eh...
43:09Naging kayo ba ni Ogie?
43:11Awww!
43:12Tiyan!
43:13Tiyan!
43:14Tiyan!
43:15Tiyan!
43:16Tiyan!
43:17Tiyan!
43:18Tiyan!
43:19Tiyan!
43:20Tiyan!
43:21Tiyan!
43:22Tiyan!
43:23Tiyan!
43:24Tiyan!
43:25Roses!
43:26Nagkapaliwanagan na tayo!
43:28Eh...
43:29Pa'namang pwede, for all times sake eh...
43:31Mag-group hug tayo!
43:33I yeah!
43:34Tiyan!
43:35Tiyan!
43:36Okay lang!
43:37Awww!
43:38Okay!
43:39Group hug!
43:40Awww!
43:41Come on, come on!
43:42Group hug!
43:43Group hug!
43:44Awww!
43:45Masyada tayong marami!
43:46Oo eh!
43:47Pwede bang mamili na lang kami ng...
43:48Okaay!
43:49And then...
43:51Kat?
43:52Yes?
43:53She's okay.
43:55You're just going to be like this.
43:57That's how I'm going.
43:59We're just going to be like this.
44:01We're just going to be like this!
44:10It's a big deal.
44:12It's a big deal.
44:14What's your name?
44:16It's a big deal.
44:18It's a big deal.
44:20I'm going to go first.
44:22Sorry, sorry.
44:24Sorry, sorry.
44:26Sorry, sorry.
44:28It's a big deal.
44:30Sorry.
44:32How do you think?
44:34I need to go back to the province.
44:38Tintoy,
44:40let me tell you to Douglas,
44:42I don't want to be a big deal.
44:44I'm going to be a big deal.
44:46I'm going to be a big deal.
44:48Yes.
44:49And I'm going to be a big deal.
44:50Sorry, Douglas.
44:52You're going to be a big deal.
44:54Yes.
44:55You're going to be a lot of team members.
44:56You're coming, Douglas.
44:57Yes.
44:58No, no.
44:59You're doing all the time.
45:01I'll be happy.
45:02You're going to be a big deal.
45:03So, you'll be able to come back here before you go to the stage.
45:06Yes, of course.
45:07You'll be able to get a lot of money that you don't need.
45:11You'll be able to come back here.
45:13And you'll be able to remember that Clinton is a size 8.
45:20A size 8.
45:22Size 8.
45:24How are you?
45:25Kids, you're going to be good.
45:27I'm going to miss you.
45:29Hug, Uncle.
45:30Hug.
45:32I miss you.
45:34Hey, I'm going to go.
45:36I'm going to go together.
45:46I love you.
45:50Bye-bye.
45:54I love you.
45:56I love you.
45:58I love you.
46:00I love you.
46:02I love you.
46:04I love you, Rod.
46:06If you have one important thing, you should remember that.
46:11So you won't lose.
46:13Now, if you lose, you won't lose.
46:19Don't forget that you bought something new.
46:26That's right, Sam.
46:28You can't think that we'll buy something new.
46:32Let's go.
46:34You're going to buy something new.
46:36You're going to buy something new.
46:38Okay, let's go.
46:46Let's go.
46:48Let's go.
46:50Let's go.
46:52Let's go.
46:54Let's go.
46:56Let's go.
46:58Let's go.
47:00Let's go.
47:02Let's go.
47:04Let's go.
47:06Let's go.
47:08Let's go.
47:10Let's go.
47:12Let's go.
47:14Let's go.
47:16Let's go.
47:18Let's go.
47:20A beautiful moon
47:26Flowers in full moon
47:32Good
47:36Morning!
47:38Good night!
47:40Good night!
47:42Good night!
47:44Good night!
47:46Good night!
47:48Good night!
47:52Good night!