Roda (Eunice Lagusad) feels both sad and hurt when Ayza (Ryza Cenon) chooses Sam (Sam Bumatay) to help her train for the contest, leaving her feeling left out.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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'Ay Robot' is a situational comedy revolving around Roda, a young girl whose life becomes more intriguing with the introduction of a robot companion who navigates human emotions and everyday life. Watch the episodes of ‘Ay Robot’ starring Eunice Lagusad, Ogie Alcasid, and Sam Bumatay.
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00:00One night, isang kapi
00:04At pangkarata sa isang tapi
00:08Kaya ay yung laking kuwa
00:11Nang aking baby
00:14Di na malito ng hitlat
00:18Kaming lahat ay nagulat
00:22Sa surprise ang sumang gulat
00:25Ay, robot!
00:26Ay, robot pala
00:29Ang aming robot pala
00:33Ngunit walang problema
00:36Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
00:39Ay, robot!
00:41No!
00:43Woo!
00:46Woo!
00:46Woo!
04:19Okay, ganito lang yan, ha?
04:20Sige, ha?
04:20Ready lang kayo, ha?
04:23Ah, Pia Clinton, medyo nagmabandali ako sa kanala, ha?
04:27Hindi, I don't know, class.
04:28Douglas, mahalaga ito para sa formation ng mga bata.
04:31Kailangan matuto sila sa expert.
04:32Okay, pagbigyan.
04:35Watch and learn, ha?
04:37Okay.
04:38Okay.
04:48Kung...
04:49Kung ano?
04:57Shhh!
04:58Piazza, galangin mo naman yung dramatic moment na isang aktong.
05:04Kaya naman matuto na yung mga boss, yung mga, yung mga pregnant silent.
05:10Please, ha?
05:12Galangin mo ako.
05:13Okay.
05:14I'm ready, Direk.
05:23Kung...
05:24Kung...
05:28Kung...
05:32Kung...
05:33Kung...
05:34Kung...
05:35Kung...
05:36Yun lang, yun lang yung linya mo.
05:37Kung...
05:38Kung...
05:38Kung...
05:38Yung kaya eksena ko, tinanong ko, anong klaseng martial arts ako magaling?
05:42Saan ang sagot ko?
05:42Kung Fu.
05:43At pwede ba?
05:44Appreciate mo naman, ang dami-daming mga layers ng meaning yun, eh.
05:47Dalawang...
05:48Dalawang salita lang yun.
05:49Ang dami-daming ibig sabihin, eh.
05:51Ako kung gamitin mo yun sa contest, ha?
05:53Siguradong panalo ka.
05:55At kung nga po,
05:57ang sasali sa contest,
05:58ang pipiliin kong papel
05:59ay si Paz, the Magic Dragon.
06:01Ay!
06:03Para yung kanta!
06:05Dragon?
06:06Di ba ang dragon parang ganito?
06:08Huwag, Sam!
06:23Hina nga ba sinasabi ko, eh?
06:25Ako, huwag kang gaya sa workshop, ha?
06:27Mabubuko ka niya, ha?
06:28Pero, Ota,
06:29bantayan pa si Sam, ha?
06:31Ay, sa'yo, ikaw na bahala nito.
06:32Aalis na ako, ha?
06:33Tatay, tikang!
06:34Huwag na, sige na.
06:35Ang tagbama din na,
06:36kiss na ka mo.
06:36I love you, ha?
06:37Sige, bye-bye!
06:38Tika tayo mukha mo!
06:45Tika tayo, tika lang, tika tayo!
06:47Bakit niyo ko inabol?
06:49Nagmamadali ako, eh!
06:50Ang mukha niyo po!
06:51Problema sa mukha ko, ano ba?
06:53Best friend!
06:54Ano nangyari sa mukha mo?
06:56Bakit parang,
06:56parang nasabukan ka ng bomba?
06:59Ang bihira naman ka sa tukasam, eh!
07:02Binugahan ako ng apoy!
07:04Ano?
07:04Ha?
07:05Hindi!
07:05Ano kayo ko sabihin?
07:06Yung mga bata,
07:08naglalaro ng apoy,
07:10pakatapos,
07:10ah, yung apoy,
07:12kumala,
07:12tapos,
07:13binugahan ko,
07:14pakatapos,
07:15pumunta sa mukha ko.
07:16Ha?
07:16Lama't yung mata,
07:17tatay kaputino,
07:19ay kaputino,
07:21mata,
07:22wala, wala,
07:23alam mo na,
07:23stress lang si tatay.
07:25Stress lang.
07:27Tatay.
07:28Isi mo nga.
07:29Isi, isi mo.
07:31Talagang nasistress talaga ako.
07:32Best friend, talagang.
07:34O eh, bakit niyo namin nasistress?
07:36Bakit ako nasistress?
07:38Nalalam mo si Mang Dan?
07:41Yung tumiari, no,
07:42itong internet cafe,
07:43yung kapitbahe natin.
07:44Nag-abroad,
07:45nagpuntang Jamaica.
07:47Pagkatapos,
07:47iniwan sa akin itong internet cafe,
07:49maghanap daw ako ng mag-aarkila.
07:50Bibigyan daw niya ako ng 25%.
07:5225%?
07:54Oo, 25%.
07:55Oo, eh,
07:56ayun naman nakaka-stress doon.
07:58Eh, malapit na siyang bumalik,
07:59di ba ako nakakahanap
08:00ng mag-aarkila?
08:01Bih, nasistress ako doon,
08:03na, noo, na,
08:04eh, buti.
08:06Ayun, naisi lang,
08:06mag-dumlas, mag-dumlas.
08:07Eh, indivisado si Mang Beloy,
08:09alkinay niyang.
08:10Ah, si Mang Beloy,
08:11sa atin-sate lang.
08:12Alam mo kasi,
08:13ayaw niyang makipag-usap ke Beloy,
08:16kasi si Beloy daw parang,
08:17ano, mahirap daw,
08:18mahirap daw ang kausap.
08:19Matapos si Beloy,
08:20de, kung da,
08:20ang gulog-gul daw,
08:21ang dami-dami sinasabi.
08:22Yan, nakapagalit,
08:23nakapag-gaya tulung ko
08:25kay Beloy, eh.
08:26Oo.
08:27Ay, nako, best friend.
08:29Hmm?
08:30Ito na ang pinakaswerteng araw.
08:32Ngayon?
08:33Yes!
08:33Itong araw to?
08:34Maswerte ako?
08:35Ha?
08:36Nakapagalit,
08:36tulung ako mag-salta din, eh.
08:39Ah, swerte, swerte.
08:40Bakit ako maswerte?
08:41Dahil meron gustong umarakila dyan sa shop.
08:44Meron gustong umarakila dyan sa shop?
08:46Oo.
08:46May sino naman?
08:47Jason!
08:49Ero si Jason!
08:52Ah, hello po.
08:54Doon pala si Jason.
08:55Actually, hindi po pala ako.
08:56Yung nanay ko po.
08:57Ay, nanay mo.
08:59Jason?
09:00Hindi mo natatandaan?
09:04Romeo, oh my Romeo.
09:07Lend me your ears.
09:08Isa?
09:12Yes.
09:13Sabi na nga,
09:14si Isa!
09:15Oo, ako yun.
09:16Siya, si Isa.
09:17Oo, ako.
09:18Isa.
09:18Si Isa?
09:19Oo.
09:20Siya yun.
09:21Oo, oo, nga.
09:22Si Isa.
09:23Oo, yun siya mo.
09:24Ay, ay, tayo.
09:26Si Jason,
09:27kasama ko po sa workshop yan.
09:28Ah, si Jason.
09:29Oo.
09:29Musa na, Jason?
09:31Ah, Jason,
09:32eto yung kaibigan.
09:33Kaibigan mo to sa ati, Kat.
09:35Eto si Toto,
09:36yung mga kapatid ko,
09:36si Sam,
09:37saka si,
09:38si Rod, ah.
09:40Yan.
09:40Ayo.
09:41Toto.
09:43At si Jay.
09:46Jason, di ba?
09:47Ah, opo.
09:48Yung nanay mo nasa?
09:50Ah, nandito lang po sa may parlor.
09:51Halika po.
09:52Eh,
09:53nasa parlor ka mo?
09:54Oo, oo, oo.
09:55Pwede ba dito na lang kami magkita?
09:57Eh, bakit naman?
09:58Eh, kasi,
10:01baka iharas na naman ako
10:02nung mag-inang yun.
10:04Ayoko mangyari yun.
10:05Best friend,
10:0625% commission.
10:0925% commission?
10:12Oh, sige.
10:13Pero samakam mo ako, ah.
10:14Sige.
10:15Atay,
10:16maunin na kami, ah.
10:18At akong workshop.
10:20Oh, sige, sige.
10:21Hindi po.
10:21Mahal po.
10:22Sige.
10:22Bye-bye.
10:23Huwag yung ingat kayo, ah.
10:24Sige.
10:24Sige.
10:25Sige.
10:26Sige.
10:26Sige.
10:28Hindi ka kasalid doon.
10:30Ay, dito po.
10:30O, na.
10:31Dito po.
10:39Emma,
10:40aling Joy.
10:41Doggy!
10:42Doggy!
10:43Doggy!
10:44Best friend!
10:46Best friend ang komisyon.
10:48Komisyon pa,
10:48konsumisyon.
10:51Ah,
10:51siyang apo bala.
10:53Nanay ko po.
10:56Ang lorna tea.
11:01No, no, no.
11:03Hindi ako si lorna tea.
11:05Ako ay si Lorena tea.
11:08As in Lorena Tarantino.
11:10At ito ang ako yan ako.
11:12Si Arf Arf.
11:13Ah, ma.
11:14Arf, arf.
11:15Ano ba?
11:16Arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, niya, niya.
11:18Eh, akala ko ba Jason pa.
11:20Hindi, palayaw ko kasi yung arf, arf.
11:23Eh, isa yung rough, raf.
11:24Ah, Douglas, itong si Lorena kasi ay pinsang buo ko.
11:31At mamangkin ko naman tong si Rap Rap.
11:34Nakikita mo naman, di ba?
11:35Ganda, guapo, ganda lahe, di ba?
11:38Salamat, batito.
11:40At ito naman si Douglas Bocobo at si Kat.
11:46Ma, hindi siya si Kat.
11:48Maganda ka doon, anak. Maganda ka sa kanya.
11:50Douglas, Douglas, doglas, sali ka sandali.
11:57Douglas, napapansin ko pa niya ang tingin mo sa nunal niya.
12:00Ayan, Joy, ang laki kasi.
12:03Ang laki ng nunalit.
12:05Nahihitno tayo sa kuy.
12:06Nakon, Douglas, huwag na huwag mong titignan ang nunal.
12:10Dahil may haka-haka na nagwawalayang si Lorena
12:14kapag tinitignan mo yung kanang nunal.
12:16Talaga?
12:17Pero ano gagawin ko?
12:18Huwag kang tumingin.
12:19Dako, titingin.
12:20Ha? Oo, oo.
12:21Dumingin ka sa baba?
12:22Sa baba.
12:22Tumingala ka?
12:23Tumingala.
12:23Sa gilid, sa mga gilid-gilid, sa mga side view, side view, ganyan.
12:26Basta huwag na huwag kang titingin.
12:28Opo, sige.
12:29Tandaan mo yan, Douglas.
12:30Hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi.
12:31Titinginan yung nunal.
12:32Okay.
12:32Banda, wala, nawala siya.
12:34May problema ka ba siya nunal ko?
12:35Wala, wala, wala.
12:37Parang may problema kaya ito sinunal ko eh.
12:38Wala, wala, wala.
12:40Ano ba yung problema siya nunal ko?
12:41Wala, wala.
12:41Wala, wala, wala.
12:43Mr. Bacom, wala.
12:44Mr. Bacom, Mr. Bacom.
12:45Yuno, Mr. Bacom.
12:46Yuno.
12:46At, parang binabastos mo na ako.
12:47Wala.
12:48Mr. Bacom.
12:48Oi.
12:49Mr. Bacom.
12:49Ah.
12:50As a matter of fact, no, gusto ko sana na bago ko rentahan yung shop na sinasabi nila, no?
12:56Gusto ko sana makita.
12:57Bago ako magpas siya.
12:59Malapit pa ito at malayo.
13:02Ano ba?
13:02Yung shop na rental, yung na...
13:05Lunal!
13:06Lunal!
13:06Lunal!
13:07Lunal!
13:08Lunal!
13:09Lunal!
13:10Lunal!
13:11Lunal!
13:12Lunal!
13:13Lunal!
13:14Lunal!
13:15Lunal!
13:16No!
13:17No!
13:18No!
13:18No!
13:19Gusto ko malam.
13:20May may problema ko ba sa Lunal ko?
13:21Wala, wala, wala.
13:22Good.
13:23Good, good.
13:24Good.
13:25Lorena, basen siya ka na.
13:27Kasi, si Dobla siya excite lang siya po nakikita ako.
13:30Kasi, yun yung ba knows?
13:31Siya yung magiging fiancé to be fiancé ko!
13:34Ahahaha!
13:36Talaga?
13:38Kaya na ko naman, Douglas!
13:40Yes, yes, yes.
13:41Condolence.
13:42Ano kama?
13:43Sabi niya, condolence daw kay Douglas.
13:46Kaya na ko ah!
13:47Best friend!
13:48Huwag mo ko iwanan dito!
13:49Kaya na ko naman, kaya na yung sinabi mo.
13:50Kaya na ko bad!
13:51Thank you ah!
13:52Thank you ah!
13:53Condolence ah!
13:54Thank you!
13:55Yung pala yung shop, no?
13:58Yung shop?
13:59Puntahan natin yung shop.
14:00Okay ba sa'yo?
14:01Yung shop balak tasama.
14:03Malayo ba ito?
14:04Malayo ba ang shop?
14:05Hindi siya ah!
14:07Mr. Douglas.
14:08Huwag kayong mag-alala.
14:09O?
14:10O?
14:11O?
14:12O?
14:13O?
14:14O?
14:15O?
14:16O?
14:17O?
14:18O?
14:19O?
14:20O?
14:21O?
14:22O hm.
14:23O, sige.
14:24Punta.
14:25Punta natin yung internet shop.
14:27Let's go.
14:31O?
14:32Nanihipit ako eh!
14:33I mihira kayo o!
14:36Ang sikip-sikip.
14:38E paano, anlaten itong hardware natin.
14:41Kaya ang sikip-sikip!
14:42O nga!
14:43Tama si Kaloy.
14:44Ang sikip na natin dito sa hardware!
14:45Nakaka-inis na!
14:46Nakaka-inis?
14:47Neto yan dalo.
14:48Nais asabihin ako siya.
14:49Eh, ano yun?
14:50Ganito ang gagawin ko.
14:52Para lumuwang ako,
14:53mag-isa dito sa hardware,
14:54sisisahantiin ko kayong dalawa.
14:57Eh, okay naman siya, ah.
14:58Malawag naman lang.
14:59Nagapinginan,
15:00ipi-baseball ka-bidyan eh.
15:01Sadali, bitawan nyo ako, bitawan nyo ako.
15:03Kumakinig muna kayo.
15:04Aligyan.
15:05Oo.
15:08Nakikita nyo to?
15:09Oo.
15:10Ha, Kaloy?
15:11Yan.
15:12Baal akong rentahan tong internet shop na to
15:14para mag-expand papunta doon.
15:16Hanggang dito,
15:18ganun kalaki na narentahan natin.
15:23Ayos ba yun?
15:24Halil,
15:25itong mga idea mo ang
15:27Alexander the Great.
15:28Of course.
15:29Internet shop.
15:30Ay.
15:31Naglaas.
15:32Ay.
15:33Buti dumating ka.
15:35Eh, gusto sana kitang kausapin.
15:37Tukol dito sa internet shop.
15:39Eh, paano ko sana narentahan eh.
15:41Ay, nakubello eh.
15:43Ay, nakubello eh.
15:44Eh, gusto sana kitang kausapin.
15:45Tukol dito sa internet shop.
15:46Eh, paano ko sana narentahan eh.
15:47Ay, nakubello eh.
15:48Meron lang nauna sa'yo eh.
15:50Oo.
15:51Sino?
15:52Sino?
15:53Si, ano?
15:54Si Miss Nunal.
15:55Si Nunal.
15:56Nunal.
15:57Miss Nunaltino.
15:58Nunaltino.
15:59Tarantino.
16:00Medyo natan-tanan-tanan nga ako.
16:01Ay, ano pala sa'yo?
16:02Di ba?
16:03Hello.
16:04Sorry.
16:05Doglas.
16:06Doglas.
16:07Excuse me.
16:08Sadari na.
16:09Doglas.
16:10Puuunahin nung babae yung dayuhan kaysa yung mga kapitbahe mo.
16:13Pelo eh.
16:14Pasensya na ha.
16:15Nauna eh.
16:16Si...
16:17San?
16:18Si...
16:19Si...
16:20Si...
16:21Ang fotograf tayo!
16:22O naman yung luke ni!
16:23Tagalang, tagalang, tagalang.
16:24Patulad nga nang sinabi ng daddy ko, walang personalan, trabaho lang to.
16:30Puff.
16:31Puff.
16:32Puff.
16:33Puff.
16:34Puff.
16:35Ano ba?
16:36Excuse me, Douglas.
16:40Beloy.
16:42Beloy, Beloy.
16:44Ang kisip ng pangalan mo.
16:47Ayaw mo ba, Beloy, ma?
16:49Kung kasama tayo, pagkatabi.
16:52Araw-araw, gabi-dabi.
16:55Hanggang italabim ko.
17:00In charge?
17:01Tag! Tag! Tag! Tag!
17:02Tag! Tag! Tag! Tag!
17:04Tag! Tag!
17:0630.
17:07Ang libid mo lang si...
17:09For the meantime,
17:11Pwede mo ng 30 pesos.
17:13Ano ka ba?
17:15Ay! Excited na excited na ako
17:17kasi magkakaroon ako dito
17:19doon sa workshop!
17:20Anong klaseng audition?
17:22Para po kung sinong isasali
17:24sa Summer Performing Competition,
17:26kailangan nga ako ng costume.
17:28Ah, costume?
17:30Ako ang bahala sa costume!
17:31Ako naman ang bahala
17:33sa lahat ng training
17:34para sa competition.
17:37Ako ang bahala.
17:38Sige po!
17:39Handa na ako!
17:41Bakit ka? Excited?
17:42Eh, hindi naman ikaw nang sisali ah.
17:44Si Sam nang isasali.
17:45Bakit po hindi naman si Roda?
17:47Oo nga tama.
17:48Si Roda na lang
17:49kasi baka maulit na naman
17:51yung...
17:52alam na yung buga nung apoy.
17:53Ay!
17:54Yung parang ganito.
17:55Ah!
17:56Alam nyo,
17:57mabuti pa kung si Sam nalang
17:59talagang isasali natin
18:00para sigurado.
18:01Yang si Sam,
18:02lahat kakayanin yan.
18:04Lalo lalo na ako
18:05akong bahala sa training.
18:07Ay, hindi.
18:08Hindi ako dyan papayan.
18:09Dapat ako ang acting coach.
18:11Ay, hindi.
18:12Dapat ako.
18:13Ako dapat?
18:14Hindi ako.
18:15Hindi ako.
18:16Aku.
18:17Sebagai kamar aja.
18:18Oh good.
18:19Hindi mo ako.
18:20Hindi ako.
18:21Hindi nga sungai.
18:23Aku.
18:24Aku.
18:25It's me.
18:26Aku.
18:27It's me.
18:28Aku.
18:44Hindi mo ako.
18:45Iyan na.
18:46Makaan mab pwedeng maglambigan
18:47muna tayo.
18:48Ha?
18:49Nako nalalambing eh.
18:50Hindi ka na lalambing eh.
18:51Imiiya ka na naman.
18:53Alam ko nalulungkot ka eh.
18:54Dahil mas pinili ng Uncle Clinton mo
18:57at ng Ate Ice mo si Sam
18:58kaysa sayo.
18:59No.
19:00I'm so happy that you have to pay your uncle Clinton and your auntie eyes to Sam.
19:12But if we give it to Sam,
19:17we can do it.
19:20If you're not able to do it,
19:22we'll help you with the other people.
19:24We'll have to do it.
19:26He'll be able to get emotional, right?
19:31If he's dead, he'll be dead.
19:35If he's dead, he'll be dead.
19:41Let's give Sam a chance.
19:56Hey, good morning, Mr. Douglas.
20:00Good morning.
20:03You're familiar, huh?
20:05Jason.
20:06Jason?
20:07Also known as Mike Sentenciador.
20:10Jason!
20:11Why are you Mike Sentenciador?
20:14Why are you like that?
20:16Because I'm a spokesperson.
20:21Spokesperson?
20:24Lorena!
20:26Lorena?
20:27I'm sorry, no?
20:29Eh, best friend, hindi daw siya si Lorena.
20:31Ah, hindi ba siya si Lorena?
20:32Nora, no.
20:33Nora!
20:34Nora?
20:35Alam mo, nakakatawa pa.
20:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:39Sa totoo alam mo.
20:40Although magkamukha nga ka, may akasabi ng mga tango, no?
20:43Medyo magtahawid kami nang sinasabi na,
20:45Nora, o yan, no?
20:46At ginamit ko siya nung unang takbo ko sa eleksyo,
20:49may lang presidente.
20:50Mayroong back-to-back picture, no?
20:52Mayroong pagay.
20:53Nakakatawa ko.
20:55Hindi ako yun.
20:56Hindi ako yun.
20:57Hindi ako yun.
20:58No, that's not me, no?
20:59Ang totoo ko.
21:00Ako'y walang iba ako di si Lorena.
21:02May kapal aray kono.
21:04Ang hinalal mga kababayan ng tao.
21:08Binang presidente ng toda rotang umaga.
21:12Diba?
21:13Iba kasi yung hapon.
21:14Iba yung hapon.
21:15Iba yung hapon.
21:16Eh, ako naman po rin yung umaga hapon.
21:17Saka yung gabing rotang, no?
21:18Kasi baka isipin nila, diktador hapon, no?
21:22Diba?
21:23Diba?
21:24Bakit?
21:25Anong problema ko?
21:26Yung nunal mo eh, parang lumihis eh.
21:29Lumihis?
21:30Lumihis?
21:31Oo, lumihis siya.
21:32Bueno.
21:33May problema ba sa'yo yun?
21:35Wala naman ako.
21:36Ayaw mo ba lumili sa nunal ko?
21:38Ay, di ako.
21:39Okay lang lumili.
21:40Okay lang sa'yo, no?
21:41Bakit kanilang nunal ba ito, no?
21:42Sa'yo.
21:43Sa'yo.
21:44Ay, claro.
21:45Kahit ilagay ko ito sa ngalang-alak ko, wala akang pake.
21:46Wala?
21:47At least, claro tayo, no?
21:49Ayaw ko naging ilaw sa mga nunal.
21:50Ika ba may nunal?
21:51Meron.
21:52O, gusto mo ilihis ko rin yan?
21:53Wag, wag.
21:54Nag-ingi sa'yo.
21:56O, yung mga nunal ng nunal tayo, a mall is a mall.
21:59Okay, no?
22:00Okay.
22:01Ayaw mo ba tayo sa'yo, no?
22:02Ayaw mo.
22:07Ayaw mo.
22:09You know, isang beloy.
22:11Walato mo lang sa'yo si Lorena.
22:13Oo nga, insa.
22:14Meron ka naman Katrina, my love, eh.
22:16Ano ba kayo, mga insa?
22:18Yan nga ang gimmick natin kay Lorena.
22:20O, ha?
22:21Pag sese-lusi ko si Kat, my love.
22:23Ngayon, pag nag-selos si Kat, my love.
22:26Kakampyo ko ngayon, ha?
22:29Papipiliin natin kung si Douglas o ako.
22:32Sigurado, mga insa, ako ang pipiliin ni Kat, my love.
22:37Ma, ang galing mo, insa na ako kayo na.
22:40Banda!
22:41Banda, maganda idea.
22:42Silasati ko siya.
22:43Beloy!
22:45Beloy!
22:46Ito na yung order mong pansin.
22:48Beloy!
22:49Kat, nandiyan ka pala.
22:51Asensya ka na, ha?
22:52Iniintay ko kasi yung babaeng buwang na buwang kay Beloy.
22:56Sino?
22:57Si Lorena.
22:59Ah, si Lorena alias GMA?
23:02GMA?
23:03Ayan na siya mo.
23:05Hello!
23:11Maganda gabi mga pagbabay, ha?
23:13Hello, no?
23:15Hello, baby.
23:18Ah, hi.
23:19Bilang ako yung spokesperson mo.
23:21I'm giving you the offer.
23:22You know, I will speak for me.
23:24I may sabi nga, no?
23:26Sino, baby?
23:27Ah, hi.
23:28Ah, hi.
23:29Ah, hi.
23:30Douglas.
23:31Ah, hi.
23:32Douglas.
23:33Don't worry.
23:34She's my friend.
23:35My friend, my friend, my friend.
23:37Ah, hi.
23:38Ah, hi.
23:39Ah, hi.
23:40Ah, hi.
23:41Ah, hi.
23:42Ah, hi.
23:43Ah, hi.
23:44Alam mo, no?
23:45You have no, right?
23:46Lay your hands on some presidential shoulders, no?
23:49Ang kapalang mukha mo.
23:50Kisabi nga ka niya, Mike, no?
23:52Ah, hi.
23:53Ang magstok na manaman mo, no?
23:54Kung hindi ka tumigil, no?
23:55Ay talaga matitikman mo, no?
23:56Ang matinding mabigad ng kamay nang batas, no?
23:59Hmm.
24:00Ah, hi.
24:01Sino, pakadiri ka, no?
24:02Hmm?
24:03Ah, ah, excuse me.
24:04My friend, my friend.
24:05Hindi ba, magkaibigan tayo.
24:07Araw-araw, gabi-gabi.
24:09Mike.
24:11Hello?
24:12Hello, no?
24:13Hello, Garci, no?
24:15Mike, pakisabi nga sa kanya, ha?
24:17As a matter of fact, no?
24:19Wake up, no?
24:20Wake up and smell, no?
24:21There's some election returns, no?
24:23Kahit kailan hindi ako makikipag, no?
24:25No?
24:26Deal, no?
24:27With some kind of insect or mimees na katulad mo, no?
24:30Excuse me, Mike.
24:31Am I right?
24:32Oh, no?
24:33Kapal lang mukha mo, met.
24:34Ati ko pong sing-sing,
24:35ha?
24:36Ha?
24:37Ha?
24:38Ah, galon.
24:39Kung di naman talaga ikaw ang mahal ko.
24:40Si Kat may naman...
24:41Ah!
24:42Out ako dyan!
24:43Okay, bye-bye.
24:44Kat!
24:45Kat!
24:46Kat!
24:47Kat!
24:48Let me explain!
24:49Dogas!
24:50Wag na wag mong parirentahan yan!
24:51Internet shop!
24:52Na pinag-usapan, no?
24:53Na pinag-usapan, no?
24:54May pakisabi nga na gusto na kung iba na...
24:57Huh?
24:58Ang gusto ko talaga dyan, ano, no?
24:59Ibahina ang negosyo.
25:00Napaisip-isip ko kung ibahina kung anuman ang negosyo na nasabi ko sa'yo dati.
25:04Ay, no?
25:05Ibahina ito, no?
25:06Madam, anong klase ng negosyo ang dapat kong pasukin?
25:09Dapat ito, siyempre, no?
25:11Para sa mga kababayan natin, no?
25:13Anong patate dito?
25:14Yung, of course, yung masaya, yung kakaiba, no?
25:17Wala sa iba.
25:18May pakisabi, hardware, no?
25:22Hardware?
25:25No!
25:27Okay, Sam, kailangan mo na mag-exercise?
25:31Ang ginagawa mo?
25:32Exercise ko.
25:34Hindi naman yung ibig sabihin niya.
25:36Ibig sabihin, kailangan mo ilabas yung emosyon mo.
25:40Kasi, yan yung sangkapan ng pagiging artista.
25:43For example, kalungkutan.
25:45Kalungkutan?
25:46In English, sadness, sorrow.
25:49Oo, oo, oo.
25:50Alam ko yan.
25:51Alam ko yung ibig sabihin niya.
25:52Ibig ko sabihin, kalungkutan kailangan mo ilabas.
25:56Kunwari, nawala yung mga magulang mo.
25:59Malungkot yun, di ba?
26:02Napakalimot ko.
26:05Mama.
26:07Papanasan na kami.
26:10Eh, wala naman po talagang mga magulang eh.
26:13May gumawa po sa'yo.
26:15Eh, kunwari nga lang eh.
26:17Sige na nga.
26:18Huwag na lang magulang.
26:19Sino ba gumawa sa'yo?
26:22Kunwari, nawala ang gumawa sa'yo.
26:26Paano ka na?
26:27Eh, talaga naman pong nawawala ang gumawa sa'kin.
26:31Kunwari nga lang eh.
26:33Eh, excuse me.
26:34Excuse me ha, Isa.
26:35Eh, Isa.
26:37Mabuti pa siguro ako na lang magturo ah.
26:39Sige eh.
26:40Nag-relax ka na lang lang.
26:41Watch and learn ha.
26:44Sam.
26:46Kalimutan na natin ang kalungkutan.
26:48Ngayon.
26:49Eh, iba naman ang gagawin natin.
26:51Sam.
26:52Tumawa ka.
26:53Ha-ha-ha.
26:56Sam.
26:57Huwag naman naman yung masaya.
26:59Ye-hey.
27:02Eh, Sam, ganito yan ah.
27:04Kailangan huwag yung, huwag yung tawang patay.
27:07Gawin mo yung, yung, yung mabilis.
27:09Tumawa ka na mabilis.
27:10Ha-ha-ha.
27:11Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
27:19Hello?
27:20Angel Clinton,
27:21Ang galing mong magturo.
27:23Ang galing mo salga mashingan.
27:25Eh, bakit yung ba pinalalabas ka isang emotion,
27:28eh, robot yan?
27:29Eh, kung ako na lang kaya?
27:31Kalungkutan.
27:40Wow, that's so cool!
27:43It's not so cool, Sam.
27:46It's really funny. It's not acting, huh?
27:48This one, we'll do it again, huh?
27:50Okay, so you need to be happy.
27:53So think about what's going on.
27:55Furthermore, you know, I will declare a state of emergency.
27:59I mean, when I put it on my friends,
28:02my friends, my family,
28:04I really need to go to an emergency room.
28:06You know, my baby is sick, huh?
28:08Ma'am, come here because I don't want to be happy.
28:11I don't want to be happy.
28:13I don't want to be happy.
28:15I don't want to be happy because I don't want to be happy.
28:18But as a matter of fact, because of Beloy,
28:21I'm stressed.
28:23I'm stressed.
28:24That's right. You need to be careful.
28:26I need to be careful.
28:28I want to be careful.
28:30That's right.
28:32Rhoda, can I help you?
28:34Rhoda!
28:36I don't want to be scared.
28:38Oh!
28:39Oh, what a pain.
28:40My mom!
28:41It's all right, Isaac.
28:42Okay.
28:43Sam!
28:44Ma'am?
28:45Mom!
28:46He's in the house with Isaac.
28:47Okay, fine.
28:49Oh, no better than that.
28:50People are even sensitive here.
28:51Okay, Ma'am.
28:53I'll quickly realize you'll have our prison.
28:54I'll go to thebijos,
28:56his mouth back,
28:57and we'll be careful.
28:58I'll take a while.
28:59I want to go to San Jose for a while.
29:01Ah, Ma'am.
29:03Do you want to talk to us?
29:06I'm a little nervous.
29:08Why is it like that?
29:10What's the problem?
29:11What's going on?
29:12Why is it like the character?
29:17Is it like that?
29:18Yes.
29:20It's like that.
29:21Okay.
29:23It's like that.
29:33And he thought it was просто for me.
29:40But I cannot think he would.
29:44Let me see.
29:46He's thinking she had to evothe me.
29:52But I cannot do my mistake.
29:56So far, if I could just make this mistake not guilty.
30:01I don't know what to say, Jason.
30:06His mother has a mental disorder.
30:09What do you call it?
30:10Multiple personality disorder.
30:13Where he's looking at his face,
30:16that's what he's going to do.
30:18Jason is like that.
30:20He said,
30:21he's going to take care of his mother's trip
30:23because he's a mother's mother.
30:25Why is he going to be a doctor?
30:27He's probably afraid.
30:29I want you to have a son to be a child.
30:32Excuse me.
30:33What do you think?
30:34We didn't have a son to be a daughter.
30:36We were five years old and we had a mom.
30:39I'm not a son.
30:41What do you think?
30:42You're a son, ma?
30:43You're a son.
30:45You're a son.
30:46He's only a son.
30:48He's still a son.
30:50Don't do it.
30:51We're a son.
30:53We're a son.
30:54So Douglas,
30:55you're going to be a warning about her son
30:57because there's a joke that the Lorena still has a joke.
31:02See, Douglas? See, Douglas?
31:04Are you going to have a cup of coffee in the world?
31:07Yes.
31:09Why don't you take care of a person?
31:11I don't know, Jason.
31:13Yes.
31:14Yes, yes.
31:22Are you here?
31:23Here is Milagrosa.
31:25Please, please, here is Milagrosa.
31:29Please, please, here is Milagrosa.
31:35No!
31:37There is no Himala!
31:41The Himala is in the heart of people.
31:45My brother.
31:47Hello.
31:49Hello.
31:51Hi.
31:53Ate Gai! Ate Gai!
31:55Ate Gai!
31:56Ate Gai!
31:57Ate Gai!
31:58Ate GMA!
31:59Sino po?
32:00Si GMA na nangyari doon?
32:01Nakakatawa naman po kayo, no po?
32:03At naiisip ni po si GMA
32:05saka ako po, no?
32:07Pero ang totoo naman po,
32:08anong naluno?
32:09Alam na, mga ate,
32:11mga kuya na,
32:13pagkatapos ng eleksyon,
32:15natapos na din ang aming relasyon.
32:17At o po,
32:19pagkatapos din po ng eleksyon,
32:21kuya, ate po.
32:23Natapos rin po ang mga palay.
32:25Tapos na po.
32:27Sige!
32:29Saka yung indignan!
32:30Aalis na ako!
32:32Dinsan!
32:33Saka munta!
32:34Sa Madaluyok!
32:35Marami akong kilala doon!
32:41Mahalamin na grosso.
32:43Ako yung magpapaalam na.
32:45Dahil inaantay ako ni Aiza sa kanila.
32:51Ang nalala.
32:53Ang nalala.
32:54Ang nalala.
32:58Ang nalala!
32:59Ang nalala.
33:00Ang nalala!
33:02Ingat.
33:03Ang nalala ko sabihin niyo.
33:04Saka.
33:05fleece.
33:06Dalece.
33:08Okay.
33:09Di ba?
33:10Anak na yun?
33:11Sino po?
33:12Yun!
33:13Alam niya naman po na,
33:16ang nalaman po kay,
33:18My son is not a pig, he did not kill anybody, you know what?
33:48He did not kill anybody.
33:50He did not kill anybody.
33:52Ah, Lorena, mayrola akong tanong.
33:58Lorena, paano kung naiba nung posisyon yung nunal mo?
34:04Nakakatawa naman to mga tao to.
34:06Pati ang nunal ko.
34:08Nasa niyo po nga ate.
34:10Alam niyo po ang totoo.
34:13Pwede naman ilipat mo dito.
34:16Mga kababayan, matutuwa naman ako na nandito tayo lahat.
34:24At gusto kong sabihin na ang article 65-A na akin sinabi ang death penalty po,
34:32ay hindi na ipapataw.
34:35Kaya niyo si Martin Breakers.
34:37Uh-huh. At pag nilagay ko naman ito ay dito, alam niyo naman ito ay si...
34:41Si...
34:43Aray.
34:45Ito naman ay walang iba kundi si...
34:49La Arnie Marcano Revillame.
34:53Kung saan po mga kaibigan,
34:55magbabalik mo kami dito lang sa...
34:57Maa!
34:59Tapos...
35:01Tapos habang nagpapalipad ka ng saranggola,
35:04biglang napatid!
35:05Ah!
35:06Manulukot ka!
35:07Iiyak ka!
35:09Hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu-hu.
35:14Ay!
35:15Ang galing!
35:17Ang galing! Anong ha?
35:18Hirap na-hirap na ako!
35:22Mulapit ng mabiat ang puso ko!
35:26Hindi ko na kaya,
35:28hindi ko na tayo,
35:30itago pa ang lihing tungkol kay Mama!
35:33I'm going to call my mom!
35:35Wow! You're so good!
35:37You're so good!
35:39You're so good!
35:41You're so good!
35:43Hey, wait!
35:45Wait, wait!
35:47What are you doing?
35:49What are you doing in the contest?
35:51Is it your contest?
35:53Search for Starstruck Circuit.
35:55What? Did he win?
35:57Ah, no.
35:59I didn't win.
36:01You're so good.
36:03Leave it to the experts.
36:05Okay, give me a chance.
36:07Okay.
36:09You know what?
36:11Don't let me know about it.
36:13I like it!
36:15I'm going to die.
36:17I'm going to die.
36:19Okay.
36:21Okay.
36:22Okay.
36:23Okay.
36:24Okay.
36:25Okay.
36:26Okay.
36:27Okay.
36:28Ma'am, I'm already married.
36:31Why?
36:32No.
36:33No.
36:34No.
36:35No.
36:36No.
36:37No.
36:38No.
36:39No.
36:40No.
36:41No.
36:42No.
36:43No.
36:44No.
36:45No.
36:46No.
36:47No.
36:48No.
36:49No.
36:50No.
36:51No.
36:52No.
36:53No.
36:54No.
36:55No.
36:56No.
36:57No.
36:58No.
36:59No.
37:00No.
37:01No.
37:02No.
37:03No.
37:04No.
37:05No.
37:06No.
37:07No.
37:08I love it!
37:13I love it!
37:16Eh, take a take, hindi mo makailangan sumigaw eh.
37:21Dahil hindi kayo nakikinig!
37:24Hindi nyo pa ba nakikita kahit anong katauhan nagagawa ko?
37:28Nagagaya ko!
37:30Kaya dapat ako magtuturo dito kay Sam.
37:33Excuse me! Hindi lang daw acting ang pag-aaralan.
37:37Kundi kanta at sayaw.
37:40Hindi, hindi, hindi. Walang sayaw, walang kanta.
37:44Magko-concentrate tayo sa acting.
37:46Tuturoan kita ng acting dahil kaya ko turuan lahat kahit sino!
37:51Kahit robot!
37:52Robot kagaya ko!
37:54Huwag mo ko lokohin. Hindi ka robot!
37:59Halika rito. Sabi mo sa akin, hindi ka robot!
38:03Hindi ka robot!
38:05Mahihirapan ako dito, pero tandaan mo, sisimulan natin ang pagtuturo ko sa'yo sa mukha.
38:16Kapag ito, hindi mo nagayalagot ka sa akin.
38:19Ang mukha.
38:21Ang mukha ay kasangkapan ng isang magaling na aktor.
38:28Kung ikaw ay magaling na aktor, kaya mo dapat pag-alawin lahat ng muscle sa iyong mukha!
38:34Kailangan maging flexible ito!
38:38Papakita ko sa inyo.
38:40Halika rito.
38:42Kailangan maging flexible ang iyong mukha.
38:45Tingnan mo to.
38:49Galit.
38:51Malungkot.
38:52Tapos kaya ko rin pag-alawin lahat.
38:58Kahit ang aking tingan ang hindi hinahawakan.
39:02Oo!
39:03Ha!
39:04Malungkot!
39:06Ha!
39:08Yun ang acting!
39:10Ay, madali lang po yan!
39:11Hakal!
39:12Ha!
39:13Ha!
39:14Ha!
39:15Ha!
39:16Ha!
39:18Ha!
39:19Ha!
39:21Ha!
39:22Ha!
39:23Ha!
39:24Ha!
39:25Ha!
39:26Ha!
39:27Ha!
39:28Ha!
39:29Ha!
39:30Akala,
39:32ba't ako sumisigaw?
39:33Hindi ninyo ako malaloko.
39:34Alam ko hindi totoo yan.
39:36Special Educks lang yan eh!
39:39Ako malaloko ninyo?
39:40Jason, Jason Tarantino, alias Paul,
39:44si Microphone, si Raff Raff Raff,
39:47at si Arf Arf Arf,
39:49at si Renz Renz Renz!
39:51Haha!
39:52Hindi ninyo maloloko yung mga yun
39:54dahil ako,
39:56ako,
39:58si Jason ang...
40:02Friday the 13th!
40:10Huwag!
40:18Huwag ako makalas!
40:20Anong ginawa mo?
40:22Si Jason ang may sayat?
40:24Eh, nandun siya sa bahay kasama ng mga anak ko!
40:26Ako, delikato!
40:28Baka umatake na naman si Jason!
40:30Alam mo naman, hindi naman ako!
40:32Ayan ako! Ayan na yata!
40:34Ayan na!
40:36Huwag ka lang!
40:38Tulong!
40:40Tulong!
40:41Salamat!
40:42Pumutatay ko, damating kayo!
40:48Tulungan ninyo ako!
40:49Ayan, ayan!
40:50Dampating nyo!
40:51Ay!
40:52Ay!
40:53Ay!
40:54Ay!
40:55Ay!
40:56Ano!
40:57Pumpunta tayo kay DEREK!
40:58Pumpunta tayo kay DEREK!
40:59Oo, hinihintay kay DEREK!
41:01Maganda na yung costume mo ngayon!
41:02Ako, malamig sa ubi ban!
41:04Malamig sa ubi ban!
41:05Okay, tama!
41:06Bakit?
41:07Sige, pira nyo nga lo!
41:08Ay!
41:09Sabahan kita!
41:10Oo, akong co-director!
41:11Alika dito!
41:12Oo, alika!
41:13Baka, baka, baka, baka wala tayo!
41:15Mauna na kami ha!
41:16Ba-bye!
41:17Ba-bye!
41:18Ba-bye!
41:19Ba-bye!
41:22Hi!
41:23Salamat!
41:24Tapos na ang gulo!
41:25Hi!
41:26Salamat!
41:27Salamat!
41:28Salamat!
41:29Salamat!
41:30Salamat!
41:31Salamat!
41:32Salamat!
41:33Salamat!
41:34Salamat!
41:35Salamat!
41:36Salamat!
41:37Salamat!
41:38Salamat!
41:39Salamat!
41:40Salamat!
41:41Salamat!
41:42Salamat!
41:43Salamat!
41:44Salamat!
41:45Salamat!
41:46Salamat!
41:47Salamat!
41:48Salamat!
41:49Salamat!
41:50Salamat!
41:51Salamat!
41:52My brother is not a toy!
41:56Pig, pig.
41:57Pig ba?
41:58Uh-uh.
41:59I'm not talking to you.
42:00Yeah.
42:01Okay.
42:02I am sorry.
42:07Due to the lapse of God's milk,
42:11which causes any other microorganisms to spoil,
42:17and, uh,
42:19I'm not talking to you.
42:22Hey!
42:23Hey!
42:24Hey, what's up?
42:25It's not the mole.
42:28What's that?
42:29What's that?
42:30It's a little.
42:32It's a little.
42:33It's a little.
42:34It's a little.
42:36It's not a little.
42:42Is that a costume?
42:44Yes.
42:46We're so tall.
42:47You probably do.
42:50It's not so pale.
42:53It's lean.
42:54Yeah.
42:55It's 2000.
42:56But I don't care.
42:57It's like what we are wearing.
42:58You can come.
42:59It's like trying to win and make your promise.
43:01It's like trying to win and make Roland Pesne on the road.
43:02You've gone my own costume forö,
43:03when you don't care for yourself.
43:04They auntie,
43:06come on so hard they could win.
43:07Thank you, Tay!
43:10You know what I've been doing.
43:12I've been rehearsing and practicing.
43:15My son, you're so good.
43:21I'm going to go to audition.
43:26You don't have anything.
43:30Dad,
43:32if I'm not going to get out of the place,
43:35I'm going to go to the office.
43:38What's that?
43:39I'll be able to do this.
43:40You're able to do this?
43:42You're able to do this?
43:44Don't you, you're able to do this.
43:47You're able to do this?
43:49You're able to do this.
43:51But I'm not sure.
43:53Because I love you all,
43:55you're able to do this.
43:57Okay.
44:03Baby.
44:05Let's go, we'll be able to find out
44:16In your life, you'll be the one
44:29of beautiful flowers, flowers in full bloom
44:59One night, isang katig
45:05At pangarapan sa isang tapig
45:09Kaya ay yung laking luwa
45:12Ng aking baby
45:14Di na ba nito ng hitla
45:19Kaming lahat ay nagulat
45:23Sa sarisang simang gulat
45:26Ay, robot!
45:27Ay, robot pala
45:30Ang aming robot ka na'y robot pala
45:34Ngunit walang problema
45:37Kaming lahat ay mas masaya
45:40Ay, robot!