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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives
00:03No sex for at least a month.
00:05Brie made a decision.
00:06Focus on getting me a divorce.
00:08And hired Angie.
00:09Let's get cooking.
00:10Gabby struggled at home.
00:11What is going on?
00:12It's called home, Scully.
00:13Lynette's body was changing.
00:15I have to hide these things at work so Carlos doesn't find out I'm pregnant.
00:19Cops wanted to know where you were the night that Julie Meyer was strangled.
00:22You know I never attacked her.
00:23Angie knew about the affair.
00:26Is it true you shot Catherine Mayfair?
00:29And Susan got in trouble.
00:37If someone wanted proof that Judge Mary Gallagher had a sense of humor,
00:42all they needed to do was watch her pronounce sentence.
00:47For the slumlord who refused to fix a furnace.
00:51You have to live in your own tenement for a month.
00:54Starting in December.
00:56The woman who threw a phone at her maid.
00:59You will clean Mrs. Garcia's home for the next six weeks.
01:03And yes, you will do windows.
01:05For the high school coach who made lewd remarks to a cheerleader.
01:10At the next school assembly, you will perform a cheer.
01:13In uniform.
01:14And I'd shave those legs if I were you.
01:17And then there was the case of the housewife who shot her neighbor.
01:23So she just popped up in my window and I fired.
01:26It was an accident.
01:27Liar.
01:28It was no accident.
01:29She wanted me dead.
01:30I did not.
01:31At least not then.
01:32As you can see, Your Honor, this is an unfortunate situation.
01:34It's a mess is what it is.
01:35I assume there's some history here.
01:36She once dated my husband.
01:37She stole him from me.
01:38Stole?
01:39He came screaming back like he was running from a fire.
01:40Enough.
01:41I take it you're the man in question?
01:56Yes, Your Honor.
01:59I could see shooting someone over you.
02:06Okay, I'm gonna rule now.
02:09My inclination is to avoid giving out jail time in this case.
02:15I object. Overruled.
02:17However, a firearm was discharged, and there are consequences for that.
02:23Your Honor, before you hand down your ruling, may I say something?
02:26Make it quick. I already find you uninteresting.
02:32Not only did Susan shoot me at point-blank range,
02:37she trashed me to all of my friends and neighbors,
02:40telling them I was some kind of crazy-stalking nut.
02:44That true? Have you been trashing her?
02:51I never said nut. I said loon.
02:58Mm-hmm.
03:02Mrs. Delfino.
03:04Okay, I trashed her a little.
03:10But what I said was true, and that's free speech.
03:14You can't punish me for that.
03:18Yes.
03:19When it came to sentencing,
03:21Judge Mary Gallagher had a sense of humor.
03:24There is a coffee shop in Fairview.
03:46It's known as a place where you can read your morning paper,
03:51where you can meet your friends,
03:54where you can bump into your neighbors,
03:59whether you want to or not.
04:08Hi.
04:08Boy, I hope they have decaf today.
04:17Last time I was here, they were out,
04:18so I had to have regular,
04:19and got so wired I didn't sleep all night.
04:23Has that happened to you?
04:25Seriously?
04:27You think I'm going to make small talk with you?
04:30Excuse me?
04:32I know you slept with my husband.
04:34Oh.
04:38So I'm thinking we're past the chit-chat stage.
04:46I am so sorry.
04:51Let me tell you how shame works.
04:54When you see the wife or the guy you banged,
04:56you don't make conversation.
04:58You don't even smile and say hi.
05:00You avert your gaze, and you blush.
05:04Not if you understand.
05:10Here's your mocha latte.
05:12That'll be $3.50.
05:14It's on her.
05:15She owes me.
05:23Hey.
05:26You're going to be late for class.
05:28Dad.
05:30All my clothes are too tight.
05:31I had to borrow yours.
05:32I was going to wear that shirt today.
05:35Well, when you're hiding your fourth month of pregnancy with twins,
05:37you can have it back.
05:38What do you think?
05:40I'm still attracted to you in men's clothes.
05:43Is that weird?
05:44All I need is to pull this off for two more days.
05:47You should have told Carlos two months ago.
05:50There's no way he won't be furious when he finds out.
05:53Tom, I may be wearing men's clothes, but I am not an idiot.
05:57I've got this.
05:58Terrence Henderson and I are about to close the biggest deal in the history of this company.
06:04Once Carlos sees how great Terrence is, he'll see the work can still get done even when I'm on maternity leave.
06:09And you're sure this deal is going to close?
06:12Nope.
06:12That's why we need to keep our fingers crossed.
06:15Okay, now, wish me luck.
06:18Good luck.
06:20Now come here, mister.
06:21I want to kiss you.
06:24Okay, now it's weird.
06:25Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.
06:37Go ahead, my child.
06:39Well, I've been homeschooling my daughter, and it's been a living hell.
06:42So I tried to bribe someone to get her into Catholic school.
06:45And what happened?
06:47Well, you tell me.
06:50Gabrielle, what are you doing?
06:52Oh, come on, Padre.
06:53You're the head of admissions, and you've got a great school here, but there's a two-year waiting list.
06:58Put your money away.
07:00It's your money.
07:01Sleep with it for a while.
07:02See how it feels.
07:04No.
07:05I wish I could help, but my hands are tied.
07:07Oh, come on.
07:08I'm not asking you to part the Red Sea.
07:09Just find a spot for one kid in the second grade.
07:12Look, if a student were to withdraw, I might be able to move you to the top of the waiting list.
07:17Fantastic.
07:17But frankly, we tend to favor those who are more faithful.
07:21What does that mean?
07:23Well, I have noticed that you don't come to Mass very often.
07:27Oh, I hear you, Padre.
07:30You're okay with money as long as it comes in one of those little wicker baskets you pass around.
07:34No, that's not what I'm saying.
07:35Of course not.
07:36I realize it's dark in here, but just know I'm winking back.
07:39So your first opera is quite a milestone.
07:49Throw in last and it's two milestones.
07:51Oh, stop.
07:52I saw you tear up at the end of Act Two.
07:54Only because I realized there was an Act Three.
07:56Madam Butterfly is Puccini's masterpiece.
08:01Didn't you enjoy it just a little?
08:04What about that scene when Butterfly tells her child not to feel sorrow for her mother's desertion?
08:11Didn't that make you feel anything?
08:13Actually, that's when you leaned forward and I saw a little peak of your boob.
08:17So I guess it made me feel horny.
08:19Carl, don't.
08:20Come on, it's a dark parking structure.
08:23People are just going to think I'm mugging you.
08:24We agreed.
08:25No sex for a month.
08:27We need to find out if we can be together in a non-sexual manner.
08:30I'm serious.
08:31Can you keep your hands to yourself?
08:36Can I?
08:38Thanks to you, it's my only choice.
08:39Hey, how was your business dinner?
08:52Oh, um, our bid was too high.
08:56It looks like they're going to go with another caterer.
08:58What are you listening to?
09:00It's a new recording of Madam Butterfly.
09:02It's my glorious.
09:26It's my glorious.
09:32It is.
09:34I should go to bed, Orson.
09:38Good night.
09:49All right, guys, you sign the lease and we'll pop the champagne.
09:52The Florida branch is officially a go.
09:55Terrific.
09:55So when do we get our branch manager?
09:57We have got somebody great lined up.
09:59We just need to finalize some things.
10:01We'll get back to you.
10:01All right, thanks.
10:03Who do we have lined up?
10:04Nobody.
10:05That's the thing we need to finalize.
10:06Oh.
10:07But today, we celebrate.
10:08Lynette, you really hit this one out of the park.
10:10I've got to give credit where credit is due.
10:12Terrence did a lot of the heavy lifting on this one.
10:14I don't care if I embarrass him.
10:16This guy is a star.
10:17Strangely, I'm not embarrassed.
10:20Carlos, I didn't want to interrupt your phone call, but your wife is here.
10:24I just still had to wait in my office until we finished.
10:26You listen to me, Carlos Olis.
10:27I just came from St. Ursula's and we've got big trouble.
10:30Do not blow me off.
10:31So according to the Catholic Church, we're not holy enough.
10:36But I have a feeling a big, fat check might slap on a halo.
10:40How big?
10:41Well, something that'll make a priest say holy and mother in the same sentence.
10:44That should get her to the top of the waiting list.
10:46I'm not going to write a big check on the chance that it might get her in.
10:50Carlos!
10:51Gabby, I can't do this now.
10:53You know the problems that I'm facing trying to get the new Florida office up and running.
10:56Now, if you don't mind.
10:59Fine.
11:00Can I trouble you for five dollars?
11:02I'll buy Juanita a hairnet and prepare her for a future in the fast food industry.
11:05All right.
11:11Hey!
11:12Hello!
11:14Gentlemen.
11:15What?
11:16A lot of people are wearing this style.
11:18Well, doesn't make it right.
11:20Hey, Gabby.
11:21I heard you mention St. Ursula's.
11:23It is worth the hassle.
11:24Our daughter Molly's in the second grade.
11:25She loves it there.
11:26Oh, I didn't know Molly was in the same grade as Juanita.
11:31Yeah.
11:32Would you excuse me for a second?
11:39Hey, that branch in Florida?
11:41I think I found our man.
11:44No, no, no.
11:45You can't send Terrence to Florida.
11:47You should take it as a compliment.
11:48You trained him well.
11:49Exactly.
11:50You can't send him away.
11:51What if you need him here?
11:52Why would I?
11:53I've got you.
11:54But...
11:55What if I was hit by a bus and I was put on bed rest for, say, three months?
12:02Who would cover for me?
12:05That's not going to happen.
12:07Hey!
12:09You jinxed it now for sure.
12:10Some version of that is going to happen.
12:12Lynette, it's done.
12:13We are sending Terrence to Florida.
12:15Oh, and I really like this new look that you've got going, but careful.
12:18Roberta in accounting asked if I thought you'd like to go bowling with her.
12:25Hi, Susan.
12:32Oh, God.
12:35Oh.
12:36What are you doing here?
12:38I was just having lunch with some friends who are not on a chain gang.
12:41Thought I'd step by and say hi.
12:43You mean stop by and gloat.
12:46Maybe a little.
12:46So, how's it going?
12:50Meeting anybody?
12:52They say the friends you make on the inside.
12:55You're left for life.
12:57Yes, Catherine.
12:58This all sucks.
13:00But you know what?
13:00At the end of the day, I go home to Mike.
13:04Which means I won.
13:06It's big talk for a woman standing in an orange jumpsuit with blisters on her feet.
13:10Well, Mike will rub them when I go home.
13:13And for the record, I totally make this work.
13:16The fact that you think you look good in orange shows I'm not dealing with a rational person.
13:21Oh, by the way, you missed something.
13:25No, I didn't.
13:27Yeah, you did.
13:29Bye-bye.
13:32Hey, come back here!
13:36She littered.
13:37Shoot her.
13:37What a moron.
13:39Wish I'd caught her license plate number.
13:41She'd be sorry.
13:42Really?
13:44What kind of damage could you do with her home address?
13:57You missed something.
14:07Did she get them all?
14:11You're supposed to eat it, not wear it.
14:13They call it crumb cake for a reason.
14:15Emily, can you steam me some 2% milk?
14:23Hey.
14:25Is it what happens when I'm five minutes late?
14:28What?
14:29The waitress with the hands.
14:31She was brushing crumbs off my shirt.
14:33What?
14:34The ones Julie missed?
14:36Oh, my God.
14:38Is this how it's going to be every time I talk to a woman?
14:41Yeah, probably.
14:43Edge, I'm sorry.
14:45I don't know how many times I can say it.
14:48I'll do anything you want.
14:49I'll do couples therapy.
14:53Great idea.
14:55Let's tell somebody all our secrets,
14:56and then when we're cured, we can kill him.
14:58Look, I don't know what you want.
15:05I want you to be the guy you used to be.
15:08The guy who saved my life, not the guy who destroyed it.
15:12How are we doing here?
15:17Everything better.
15:21Hey!
15:22Come on in!
15:23Oh, this is so nice of you.
15:25Oh, no, it's not every day.
15:26I think one of my associates gets a big promotion.
15:30Tom, why don't you take Crystal into the den
15:32and get comfortable while I steal this guy
15:34to help me make cocktails?
15:36Come on, right this way.
15:42So, how excited are you?
15:44Miami.
15:45Pretty jazzed.
15:46It's an exciting opportunity.
15:48I think it's great how you're concentrating
15:50on the upside of this.
15:51There's a downside?
15:53No.
15:54Not really.
15:55I forget I mentioned it.
15:56It's just...
16:00Do you remember Tim Baker
16:02who was sent to head up our Chicago office?
16:06Never heard of him.
16:08Exactly.
16:09So, you are moving to Florida.
16:12Wow!
16:13McCut?
16:14Oh, no, thanks.
16:15I'm on a diet.
16:16Oh, yeah, I can't wait.
16:18No more winter.
16:19Yep, just heat and hurricanes.
16:21I'm willing to put up with that.
16:23Miami has so many other things to offer.
16:25It certainly must.
16:26To attract all those Colombian drug lords.
16:29The Chicago branch was a little slow out of the gate,
16:31corporate freaked,
16:32and made Tim the scapegoat.
16:34Where's he now?
16:36He's in plastics.
16:38Or paper.
16:38Depending on what you want your groceries in.
16:41Wine.
16:41And when they cut into the alligator's stomach,
16:44not only was the guy's arm still intact,
16:47but it was still holding his golf club.
16:49I think he would have been fine if his wife hadn't left him.
16:52that led directly to the alcoholism,
16:54which probably had something to do
16:56with him threatening the president.
16:57Boy, is that a bitch on the old resume.
17:02That humidity, your hair,
17:04I think it's a recipe for cotton candy.
17:08Here we go, everybody.
17:09We've got the wine.
17:11I would like to propose a toast.
17:14To Terrence and Crystal,
17:16may Miami be everything you think it will.
17:19You're here.
17:22Anybody home?
17:27Come on in, Angie.
17:32This is pretty.
17:33What is it?
17:34It's from the opera,
17:36Madam Butterfly.
17:38She sounds so sad.
17:40Actually, in this,
17:41our butterfly is hopeful
17:43that one day her lover will return to her.
17:45Oh.
17:46Does he?
17:47No.
17:49Because of his abandonment,
17:51she kills herself.
17:54Huh.
17:55You ever see Avenue Q,
17:56the musical,
17:57with the puppets?
17:58Now that's good theater.
18:03Bree's not here.
18:04What do you want?
18:06Well, I need to talk to her
18:07about some work stuff.
18:08Where is she?
18:08She's out.
18:12That's generally where Bree is these days.
18:16Out.
18:18She's meeting with a prospective client,
18:20so she says.
18:21She's had four client meetings this week,
18:24and not one has resulted in a booking.
18:28Why do you think that is?
18:29It's a rough economy.
18:35See, I think she's taken a lover.
18:38What?
18:40Oh, come on.
18:41No way.
18:43How can you be so sure?
18:44An affair?
18:46Oh, please.
18:47The woman makes her own croutons.
18:50Perhaps.
18:53Angie, I have to go away on a golf weekend.
18:56And while I'm gone,
18:58could you do me a favor
18:59and keep an eye on Bree?
19:02What do you mean?
19:03Just observe her.
19:05Does she come home at night?
19:06Is anyone with her?
19:08Look, if you want to be paranoid,
19:10go ahead.
19:10It's a free country,
19:11but I am not going to spy on your wife for you.
19:15Yes.
19:16I suppose it's for the best.
19:19I mean, if I did find out
19:21she was betraying me,
19:22I'd probably do something stupid.
19:26Oh, toughen up.
19:47It's just a little dust.
19:49Look, I have to clean that area.
19:56Would you mind having your brick down someplace else?
19:59Just leave me alone, okay?
20:01You won, I lost.
20:02Isn't that enough?
20:04What?
20:05You're sitting on the side of the road
20:07picking up styrofoam wads of gum.
20:09It's time to admit defeat.
20:12The man I love chose you.
20:14It's over.
20:15Are you messing with me?
20:19No.
20:21I'm being honest.
20:24Why has this been so hard on me?
20:30Paul.
20:33You loved him.
20:35I did.
20:37I really did.
20:39And now he's gone.
20:39Catherine, you're an attractive,
20:42intelligent woman.
20:43You're going to meet other guys.
20:45I like Mike.
20:47We're connected on so many different levels.
20:52Intellectually,
20:52emotionally,
20:55sexually.
20:57I've never felt such passion.
21:00Where am I going to find another guy
21:02who will make love to me
21:04five times in one day?
21:06Okay.
21:06Okay.
21:09That's a lie.
21:11No, it's not.
21:13Five times.
21:15Susan, come on.
21:16Don't tell me that you and Mike
21:17have never...
21:19Oh.
21:24Hmm.
21:29Maybe I didn't lose after all.
21:31Remind me to ask you
21:44what you want for breakfast more often.
21:46It's full of oatmeal, doesn't it?
21:48You're kidding.
21:48That beat a waffle.
21:49Listen,
21:50I have a crazy idea.
21:52Why don't we both
21:53call in sick
21:53and spend the day in bed
21:54naked,
21:55together.
21:56Did I mention naked?
21:58You want to go for seconds?
21:59It's gotten into you.
22:02Even on my birthday,
22:03you told me to hurry up
22:04because the bachelor was on.
22:05No.
22:07You have to wife.
22:08Just want to spend time
22:08with her husband.
22:09Oh, yeah.
22:10It's just
22:11that your timing's bad.
22:13You've got to finish
22:14Mr. Henkel's shower.
22:15I promised he might be there
22:16yesterday.
22:17I'm serious.
22:19The old man had had a shower
22:20in three days.
22:21That's a long time
22:22for an old man
22:24to not take a shower.
22:27Oh, the hell with it.
22:32He survived World War II.
22:33He'll get through this.
22:38Hi, Crowley.
22:39Hi.
22:41This is for you.
22:43I thought I'd catch up
22:44on my giving
22:44to my favorite parish.
22:47Wow.
22:47I certainly didn't expect this.
22:50Well,
22:50do with it what you will.
22:52Buy a new pipe organ,
22:53help the needy,
22:54take a trip to Tahiti.
22:55I really don't care.
22:58Oh, listen.
22:59I don't know which nun
22:59you're going to put my kid with,
23:00but make sure she's
23:01had a tetanus shot.
23:02I'll need it as a biter.
23:03Uh, Gabrielle,
23:04I think you're jumping
23:05the gun here.
23:06Why?
23:07A spot opened up.
23:08Molly Henderson
23:08is moving to Florida, right?
23:10Well, she was.
23:11Her father was going
23:12to take a new job,
23:13but he decided against it.
23:14What?
23:16No!
23:17No, this can't be!
23:18I'm afraid it is.
23:19Anyway,
23:20how did you even know
23:21about this?
23:22We'll talk about it
23:25in confession.
23:26I have to think,
23:27Gabrielle,
23:27when God closes a door,
23:29he opens a window.
23:32Thank you,
23:33Father Crowley.
23:46Hey!
23:46Hey!
23:47I got the stuff
23:48for the mushroom tarts.
23:50How's that cake coming along?
23:51Just when I think
23:52I can't top myself,
23:54I do.
23:56How about that?
23:57Oh, by the way,
23:59Borson thinks
23:59you're having an affair.
24:03He thinks what?
24:05He thinks you're
24:06stepping out.
24:07But I told Tim,
24:08there is no way
24:09Brie Van DeCamp
24:10is horned up
24:10in some sleazy motel.
24:13Uh, thank you
24:14for that.
24:16Sorry to spring it
24:17on me like that.
24:18I just felt you should
24:18know what he was saying.
24:19Well, I appreciate it.
24:21I just don't understand
24:23why he would
24:23go to you.
24:24Well, he was drinking
24:25a lot.
24:27Also, he asked me
24:28if I would spy on you.
24:33Relax, Brie.
24:35Obviously, I said no.
24:37And I appreciate that, too.
24:38Would you mind
24:38cleaning this up
24:40for me?
24:40Are you sure
24:43you're done
24:43topping yourself?
24:49This is serious, Carl.
24:50He asked Angie
24:51to spy on me
24:52and God knows
24:53who else he has
24:53watching me.
24:56I don't think
24:56we should see each other
24:57again until after
24:57you've gotten me
24:58a divorce.
25:00Don't ask me how.
25:02You're the lawyer.
25:02You're the lawyer.
25:02You're the lawyer.
25:03You're the lawyer.
25:11Hey, aren't you
25:12supposed to be at school?
25:13You never come home
25:13for lunch.
25:14I thought I'd try
25:14something different.
25:17Hey, since we're both home,
25:18why don't we go upstairs
25:19and make love?
25:20Look, seriously?
25:21You want to do it again?
25:22I just got a sub
25:23for Martinelli's.
25:24Mike, I am offering
25:25you a nooner.
25:26Drop your pants
25:27and get upstairs.
25:29Can I bring my sandwich?
25:30Yes, bring it.
25:31Grab a pickle.
25:32I don't care.
25:33You're the best wife ever.
25:34Come on.
25:34Can I turn on
25:35the Three Stooges, too?
25:36Lynette, it's Gabby.
25:45Wait a minute.
25:50Hey, Gabby.
25:56Hey, Nanook.
25:57Why are you wearing a parka?
25:58Because fur is murder.
26:00What's up?
26:01I talked to Crystal Henderson
26:04and she said
26:05you talked Terrence
26:05out of going to Miami.
26:06Is that true?
26:07I didn't talk him out of it.
26:08I merely pointed out
26:09the pros and the cons.
26:10Well, apparently
26:11the cons won.
26:12You've got to
26:12un-talk him out of it.
26:14I need him out of the state.
26:16Why?
26:17Are you sleeping with him?
26:19No!
26:20Truth is,
26:21if he doesn't go,
26:21Juanita can't take
26:22his kid's spot
26:22to St. Ursula's.
26:24You are unbelievable.
26:25You want this guy
26:26to uproot his entire life
26:27just so you can get out
26:28of homeschooling your daughter.
26:29Yeah, yeah, selfish Gabby.
26:30Same old song.
26:31Join in if you know the words.
26:32Well, sorry Gabby.
26:33I need Terrence here.
26:34Why?
26:36Are you sleeping with him?
26:38No!
26:39I just need him here.
26:41Every time I turn around,
26:43someone is trying
26:44to make my life
26:44more complicated.
26:45Why can't everyone
26:46just let it go?
26:47Hey!
26:48I'm sorry.
26:50Come here.
26:52Everything's gonna be okay.
26:54Why are you getting so upset?
26:56Who was that?
26:59Oh, it's what?
27:00Your stomach
27:03just kicked me.
27:05Open the parka.
27:06I'd rather not.
27:07Open it!
27:12You're pregnant?
27:14Why didn't you tell me?
27:15Because I knew
27:18you'd tell Carlos.
27:19Yeah, so I'd tell Carlos.
27:21What's wrong with it?
27:23Oh, no.
27:24When Carlos offered you
27:26that promotion,
27:27you knew you were pregnant
27:28and you knew
27:29you'd be leaving him
27:30in the lurch?
27:31Gabby.
27:31Carlos just got this company.
27:33He brought in people
27:33he could depend on
27:34and he thought
27:35he could depend on you.
27:36I didn't tell Carlos
27:37because I knew
27:38I was the best person
27:39for the job
27:39and I wanted to prove it.
27:41Well, you certainly
27:42proved something.
27:43Gabby, wait.
27:44Please don't tell Carlos.
27:45I think he should
27:45hear it from me.
27:48Yeah.
27:48Better late than never, right?
27:49Susan, I'm home.
28:02Are you hungry?
28:04Up here.
28:10Hello, lover.
28:12Oh, God.
28:14Susan, I can't.
28:17I got nothing left.
28:18I hit my hand
28:19with a wrench today
28:19and when I cried,
28:20only dust came out.
28:21You cried?
28:23That is so sexy.
28:27What is going on with you?
28:28It's like you just
28:29got out of prison.
28:30Is there a problem
28:31with a husband and wife
28:31having sex?
28:33We have a passionate
28:34relationship, don't we?
28:35Well, of course we do.
28:37It's just,
28:37I was hoping
28:38that tonight
28:39we could cuddle.
28:42Cuddle?
28:44Am I that repulsive
28:46to you?
28:47What?
28:48It's okay, Mike.
28:49You can say it.
28:50I'm a lousy lay.
28:53Susan, we had sex
28:54three times today,
28:55all right?
28:55I can't do it again.
28:56It's not you.
28:57It's basic biology.
29:00Really?
29:01Biology?
29:02Well, here
29:03is some basic math.
29:06You had sex with Catherine
29:08five times in one day
29:09and me three.
29:10Five minus three
29:12equals Catherine
29:13turns you on
29:13and sex with me
29:14is a chore.
29:16You and Catherine
29:17actually talked about this.
29:19More like she rubbed it
29:20in my face.
29:22Okay.
29:23Like, the only reason
29:24that that record
29:26ever happened
29:26was we got snowed in
29:27during a ski trip.
29:28and we had
29:31absolutely nothing
29:31to talk about.
29:34Sex was all
29:35we ever had.
29:43Don't you get it?
29:44There was nothing else
29:45to the relationship.
29:47But you and I,
29:48we've got everything.
29:50We have a rich,
29:51full life together.
29:53and we can
29:54finish each other's
29:55sentences.
29:58Oh, Mike.
30:00I...
30:00I've been so foolish.
30:03Is that what
30:04you were going to say?
30:08And...
30:08You want to cuddle.
30:11I was going to say
30:12the bachelor's on.
30:14But cuddling's good, too.
30:21Carl, what are you doing here?
30:23Someone could see you.
30:24Yeah, especially if you
30:25leave me standing
30:26on your doorstep.
30:33Relax.
30:33I parked two blocks away.
30:35I don't appreciate
30:36your taking risks like this.
30:37If Orson finds out about...
30:38You won't have that
30:39to worry about much longer.
30:41I found a way
30:42to spring you
30:42from this marriage.
30:43Orson's still on parole, right?
30:54For another year.
30:55Why?
30:56If he violates parole by me,
30:58for instance,
30:59associating with a known felon,
31:01they can revoke it.
31:03Then send him back to jail.
31:04All we need to do
31:05is get some ex-con
31:07in a room with Orson,
31:08take some pictures,
31:09and bam!
31:10He can't touch you
31:11because if he does,
31:12the parole officer
31:13will get the pictures
31:14and it's bye-bye, Orson.
31:16Carl, that's perfect
31:17and then he'll have
31:18to let me go.
31:19I think someone
31:21deserves a kiss.
31:25Carl, we agreed.
31:26Bree, for the first time
31:27since we've been together,
31:28your husband is out of town.
31:30Do we really want
31:31don't let that go to waste?
32:01Come on, come on!
32:27Do not answer that.
32:30This is Bree.
32:31Please leave a message.
32:32Damn it!
32:42Hello?
32:43Bree,
32:44you gotta get that man
32:44out of your bedroom
32:45right now!
32:46What?
32:46There's no man in my room.
32:48Oh, good,
32:48because it was just about
32:49to get a whole lot more crowded.
32:50Orson is home.
32:51Oh!
33:01You're home early.
33:12Is something wrong?
33:22Why are you back so soon?
33:23I'm coming down with a cold.
33:27You know how I hate
33:28to be sick away from home.
33:33What are you doing?
33:37There are two glasses
33:38downstairs
33:39and one has wine.
33:41You are obviously
33:42not alone here.
33:43What are you implying?
33:45You know perfectly well
33:46what I'm implying, Bree.
33:47who is drinking the wine?
33:49Well, first of all,
33:50I am insulted
33:51that you would even think
33:52that...
33:52Bree, where are you?
33:55Oh, there you are.
33:58Orson.
33:59Wow.
34:00I pop home for five minutes
34:01to toss some clothes
34:02in the dryer
34:03and you got a man
34:03in your bedroom.
34:07You were here tonight?
34:08Well, yeah,
34:08just tossing back
34:09a little vino
34:10and gossiping.
34:11Yes, this girl
34:12knows everything
34:13about everybody.
34:18Is there any wine left?
34:20I could use a glass.
34:21Yeah, downstairs
34:22on the table.
34:23You go on ahead.
34:24We're gonna finish up
34:25our girl talk.
34:33We're really close.
34:35Behind the pillow.
34:41Hey.
34:42You're gonna have to jump.
34:43There's rose bushes,
34:44so put your pants on first.
34:50Angie, I can't thank you enough.
34:52I didn't do this for you.
34:53I did it for Orson.
34:55For Orson?
34:56I defended you.
34:57I told him you had
34:57too much class
34:58to do something like this.
34:59I understand your disdain,
35:01but this is
35:01a complicated situation.
35:03Let me make it simple for you.
35:04Two men want you.
35:05Choose one.
35:06But which one?
35:08Orson's blackmailing me
35:09to stay with him.
35:09He's manipulative
35:10and calculating.
35:12Then go with lover boy.
35:13But what kind of life
35:13would I have with Carl?
35:14He's crass and conceited,
35:16and the only thing
35:16we seem to have in common
35:17is sex.
35:18Then why are you having
35:19an affair with someone
35:20you don't even like?
35:21Did I mention the sex?
35:23Carl brings out passion in me
35:24I never knew I had.
35:26I melt every time
35:27he touches me.
35:28Great.
35:29Then find a way
35:29out of your marriage
35:30and start building a life
35:31with this Carl.
35:33I would.
35:33It's just...
35:34What?
35:42Orson likes opera.
35:43Hey, you busy?
35:58No.
36:01So did Gabby
36:02talk to you last night?
36:03No.
36:05But I need to talk to you.
36:06Oh.
36:08I want you to run
36:08the Miami office.
36:10What?
36:11If it isn't going to be
36:12Terrence,
36:12then it has to be you.
36:14The future of the company
36:14is at stake.
36:15I need my best people
36:16on the spot.
36:17It won't be forever,
36:18and depending on how
36:19things go after a couple
36:20of years,
36:21maybe you could even
36:21move back and telecommute
36:22from here.
36:24Carlos, what is this?
36:26What's what?
36:27Oh, come on.
36:28I know.
36:28I know.
36:28I'm pregnant.
36:29You're pregnant?
36:31Wow.
36:32Great.
36:32Carlos, please.
36:33I know.
36:33Gabby told you.
36:35Nope.
36:37I would remember
36:38somebody telling me
36:39something like that.
36:43So what's your answer?
36:46You send someone else
36:47to Miami,
36:48and I stay here.
36:50That's my answer.
36:51Except I need you
36:52in Miami,
36:53and I don't need you here.
36:55Not anymore.
36:57Carlos,
36:58I am sorry.
36:59I know.
37:00I should have told you
37:00when I first found out.
37:02Believe me,
37:02I wish I had now,
37:03but you can't fire me
37:06for being pregnant.
37:08I'm not firing you,
37:09Lynette.
37:09I'm offering you
37:09a promotion.
37:11If you choose
37:12to turn it down
37:12and quit instead,
37:13I can't stop you.
37:14All I can do
37:14is say good luck.
37:19And congratulations.
37:25No, it's late,
37:26and I still got to
37:27close up.
37:29Yeah, um,
37:31tomorrow's no good either.
37:35Listen,
37:36you're a nice guy.
37:37I'm just not looking
37:38for a relationship
37:39right now.
37:40Sorry.
37:42Hello?
37:46I know you girls
37:47think that's letting
37:48a guy down easy,
37:49but trust me,
37:50it ain't.
37:53You okay for now?
37:54I gotta clean up and back.
37:55Yeah, I'm good.
38:12Agent Padilla?
38:14A little memory quiz
38:15for you.
38:17This is Black Owl.
38:20Damn, Chris.
38:21Still sharp as a tag, huh?
38:22No, no, no, no.
38:23Don't ask me anything.
38:24Don't talk.
38:25This conversation
38:25will last less than 60 seconds.
38:27We both know why.
38:29I'm thinking about coming in.
38:31You interrupt me again,
38:32and I hang up.
38:33I said I was thinking about it.
38:35Now, here's what
38:35you need to think about.
38:36I don't care what happens to me,
38:38but I have to know
38:39she gets a pass.
38:40There'll be no further
38:41discussion on this
38:41until that is firm.
38:42Next time you hear from me,
38:43you will have an answer
38:44to that question,
38:45and it better be yes.
38:45Yes.
38:46Yes.
38:46Yes.
38:46Yes.
38:46Yes.
38:46Yes.
38:46Yes.
38:46Yes.
38:48Yes.
38:48Yes.
38:50Yes.
38:50Yes.
38:50Yes.
38:50Yes.
38:52You eavesdropping on me?
38:56No.
38:57No.
38:58I just got here,
39:00and I want to go home.
39:07We'll see you.
39:14There is a coffee shop
39:15in Fairview.
39:18It's known as a place
39:20where you can read
39:21your morning paper
39:22where you can meet
39:26your friends
39:26where you can have
39:29a cup of coffee
39:30at the end
39:31of a long day.
39:36Yes.
39:37It was a place
39:38known for many things.
39:43Oh.
39:44Hey.
39:45Did you forget something?
39:47What are you doing?
39:48What are you doing?
39:48What are you doing?
39:48What are you doing?
39:50What are you doing?
39:56What are you doing?
40:13What are you doing here?