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00:00I want to poop.
00:01Beg your pardon?
00:02Sir, you come take your pizza box and then I want to use the washroom and poop.
00:17Bloody hell mate, are you off your head?
00:19One man to another.
00:21I need your help sir.
00:23Okay, and what do you want from me mate?
00:25I just want to refresh myself sir, please.
00:30Buddy, that's not gonna happen.
00:37But sir, I have your pizza in my hand sir.
00:40You won't have your pizzas if you don't help me sir.
00:43I beg your pardon mate, I've already paid for it.
00:46Yeah, but I physically have the pizza sir.
00:49Yeah, I know you've got the buddy pizza mate, that's my pizza.
00:51Sir, I just want to release myself please sir.
00:54And then only then you can have your...
00:57I do mate, but you're not doing that in my house.
00:59I don't know mate, do it in your bag or something.
01:01Or like go to a McDonald's.
01:03You want pizza or not sir?
01:05Mate, it's my pizza.
01:07I've paid for it.
01:08I'm just, I just want to...
01:10I just want to do my job and then...
01:13You sound like a very...
01:14Yeah, if you drop it, I'm coming downstairs.
01:16I'm literally walking down the stairs right now.
01:18Oh, that's good to know sir.
01:21And then can I take a poop?
01:23I'm going to leave.
01:24Ha ha!