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00:00NO! I'M NOT! TURN IT! BACK! ON!
00:04Hello?
00:05Hello. Er...
00:07Why's the Wi-Fi gone down?
00:09Sorry?
00:10The Wi-Fi?
00:12Okay...
00:13What about the Wi-Fi, mate?
00:15Well...
00:16Well, you've turned it off, right?
00:18And, er...
00:19I was playing...
00:20Fortnite.
00:21So what?
00:22Well, you've turned it off, right?
00:25And I was with my Fortnite girlfriend, yeah?
00:28Okay.
00:29And... and now she's gone.
00:30And so is the Wi-Fi.
00:32Why are we using my Wi-Fi, anyway?
00:34It... had no password and it was faster speeds!
00:37I've turned my Wi-Fi off, yeah, because, like, my Wi-Fi is cleaning up, yeah?
00:41But it don't matter why I turned it off, it's my Wi-Fi, I can do what...
00:45No, no, no, no, no!
00:47I was top five in duos with my girlfriend, and you turned it off!
00:53So what?
00:54That... that is so wrong!
00:56Turn it back on, because...
00:58What am I going to do with the rest of my day?
01:00I th- I... I don't know, mate.
01:02Do some exercise?
01:04Read a book?
01:05I'm...
01:06I'm not being funny!
01:08This is the last straw, because the other week will turn it off as well, but it'll come back on quickly!
01:13Oh...
01:14Oh...
01:15Can you just turn it back on, please?
01:18Mate, are you okay?
01:19No!
01:20I'm...
01:21Not!
01:22Turn it...
01:23Back...
01:24On!
01:31What is...
01:32What is...
01:33Are you laughing at me?
01:34Well, yeah, I am laughing at you, mate.
01:36What do you do about it?
01:37What do you do about it, mate?
01:38What do you do about it, mate?
01:39What do you do about it, mate?
01:40Smite me!
01:41Well, you wait till I get my mum on you!
01:44Stop laughing at me!
01:46Mate...
01:47Stop laughing at me!
01:48Stop!
01:49Stop!
01:50Stop it!
01:51Mate...
01:52Breathe in!
01:53You can do it, you can do it, you can do it!
01:55I am breathing!
01:57Buddy...
01:58Breathe in!
01:59You can...
02:00You can do it, you can do it!
02:01I am breathing!
02:06Buddy...
02:07Buddy, alright?
02:08You need to calm yourself down, alright, mate?
02:10Stop calling me, buddy!
02:11And turn that wifo back on!
02:13I need to...
02:14It's the problem this weekend, and I need to be there!
02:17Mate, the only thing you need to do, mate, is just be outside!
02:20That's what you're doing right now, buddy!
02:22You're doing a great job!
02:23You're doing your body and your brain a great job!
02:26No!
02:27No!
02:28No!
02:29Do not get sarcastic with me!
02:31Breathe!
02:32Breathe, buddy!
02:33You can do it!
02:34You can do it!
02:35My girlfriend is waiting on the other side of the PlayStation!
02:39Oh, what's her name?
02:41Daisy!
02:42Daisy?
02:43Oh, little girl Daisy!
02:44Alright there, Daisy!
02:45Well, let me tell you about Daisy, mate, yeah?
02:48Daisy is a little s**t!
02:49She is not a s**t!
02:50She is!
02:51She's just for me!
02:52Buddy...
02:53You can calm yourself down!
02:55Calm yourself down here, mate!
02:57And get yourself a real girlfriend, alright, yeah?
02:59She's a s**t!
03:00She's just...
03:01A fortnight girlfriend, buddy!
03:03Like, come on, man!
03:04She's real!
03:05Proof!
03:06Proof!
03:07She plays fortnight!
03:09We've been together for three years!
03:11Three years!
03:12Three years!
03:13Uh...
03:14Excuse me, mate!
03:15Excuse me, buddy!
03:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
03:19Excuse me, mate!
03:20This person here has been trying to use my Wi-Fi!
03:22Yeah, he's gone, isn't he?
03:23He goes up, I've got a new house!
03:24He's gone, yeah, yeah, yeah!
03:25He was...
03:26He's gone, yeah!
03:27Yeah, it looks like...
03:28You can see...
03:29You can see...
03:30Your woman...
03:31You can see...
03:32Give me just a minute!
03:33You say...
03:34You can see...
03:35Me, that's all.
03:36You can see...
03:37You can see...