Dave & Chuck the Freak asked listeners to share the creepiest hobbies they have and when Dave had enough of James' gross comments he kicked him out of the studio.
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00:00What's the creepy hobby you or someone you know has?
00:13I expect every guy who calls in to sound like Buffalo Bill, by the way.
00:16Oh, here we go.
00:17I got a bunch of hobbies, Dave.
00:19The voice changer really helps.
00:24Don't you, though?
00:25Yeah, definitely.
00:26I make picture collages of everyone I've had sex with.
00:30What's the big deal?
00:33I carve human skulls into bowling balls.
00:36It's just like doing it, all right?
00:38It's my art.
00:40I take women's hair.
00:46I've got boxes of it.
00:48Lisa, can I have some of your hair?
00:56Just give him some of your hair, Lisa.
00:59Andy, I want some of your hair, too.
01:01You can have some.
01:04Okay, let's go to Anonymous, voice-changing still.
01:08Hello, how are you?
01:10I'm fine, how are you?
01:11We're okay.
01:12We're wondering about creepy hobbies, and we understand you are going to out a friend's creepy hobby.
01:17My female friend, she keeps jars, now I remember plural, jars, of poop.
01:28What the F is wrong with that whore?
01:31What's wrong with that whore?
01:32How many jars does she have?
01:34She keeps jars of poop?
01:35She has...
01:35Who's poop?
01:37Okay, I haven't talked to her for about two weeks, but two weeks ago, it was up to 20 jars.
01:45Who's poop?
01:46Hers, right?
01:48Hers or her boyfriend's, or a combination of both.
01:51Oh, she's mixing and matching.
01:53Is he okay with it?
01:54Is he into a team?
01:55Yeah, he likes to poop on her chest, so that's probably where she gets to.
02:01Oh, okay.
02:03See, we had to get to the bottom of it.
02:05Now we kind of dug a little bit deeper.
02:08We figured out what this...
02:10Okay, so it's like a...
02:11They're scat lovers.
02:11But it's disturbing.
02:13This one, I worked with a guy who made figurines out of toenail clippings.
02:17Jesus, hell.
02:18Oh, my God.
02:18It would be interesting to see what kind of figurines he's made.
02:23Like, do they look like the actual person?
02:26Yeah, like, do they look...
02:28Oh, that's so creepy.
02:29Do they look awesome?
02:30Like, do they think they're all made of toenail clippings?
02:32Does he melt them together?
02:32How big are they?
02:33I don't know.
02:34I bet he just glues them all.
02:36That's what I think they are.
02:37Just like a...
02:38Come on, let's set up a battle.
02:42Okay.
02:45Here's fungus.
02:47Oh, they would smell.
02:50They would smell.
02:51Dave, they'd smell worse than anything you could ever...
02:54Oh, they'd smell.
02:55Yeah, that'd be bad.
02:56Ever imagine.
02:58Those big toe parts.
03:00Oh, my God.
03:01Big toe parts.
03:03And I bet he'd hit the mother load if he had someone with that toenail fungus
03:06where their nails just come off.
03:09Whole nails.
03:10I bet that's a chest.
03:12Oh.
03:13Corey, on a regular line here.
03:15Corey, what's the creepy hobby you or someone you know has?
03:18A few years back, I had a roommate in college.
03:22We were studying for exams one week.
03:24And he reached around and tapped me in the shoulder and said,
03:27Hey, you want to try one of these?
03:29And I looked and he had in a soukrat container the calluses and corns from his feet.
03:35He eats them.
03:38I'm sorry.
03:39Repeat that.
03:40Did you say that he collects his feet corns to eat?
03:44Yeah, and calluses.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Yes.
03:47To chew on like a piece of beef jerky.
03:50You take a foot corn and put it in the microwave.
03:52Does it pop like popcorn?
03:53I don't know.
03:54I don't know.
03:54Get out, James.
03:55He just kicked James off.
03:58He just got kicked off.
03:59He just got kicked out of the show.
04:01No!
04:01I think that's the first time that's ever happened.
04:03If you heat them, they'd be softer.
04:05Oh, God damn it.
04:08Probably bring some of the moisture out of it.
04:09James.
04:10We are walking among these people.
04:11Oh, yeah.
04:12There could be a guy sitting beside you right now chewing on a toe corn.
04:15Oh, yeah.
04:16Oh, yeah.
04:17You got to know that going out in the world.
04:19He must have really misinterpreted his mom telling him to eat his vegetables.
04:21Different kind of corn, bud.
04:27This one came in through text here.
04:29Woo!
04:30That's a tough look.
04:31Show corn pictures.
04:34Have you seen them?
04:35Some people call those snacks, Dave.
04:38Look at this guy's bottom of his foot.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Look at the bottom of this guy's foot.
04:42That's bad.
04:44Wow.
04:44Wow.
04:45Maybe go flavor, flavor again.
04:48That's like one of those 100 calorie packs.
04:52Gross.
04:56Such a nice show we have, huh?
04:57Yeah, it is.
04:58Isn't it great?
04:58Yeah.
05:00Poor Lise.
05:02She goes through a lot, you know?
05:04We all do.
05:05Yeah, son of a bitch.
05:06It's taking a dark turn here.
05:08They're like blushy gumdrops.
05:09Okay, we're talking about creepy hobbies.
05:11Please.
05:12Really?
05:12I'm sorry.
05:13Really?
05:13Is that how you had to do it?
05:14I did.
05:15Well, I'm sitting beside Chuck here.
05:17So I'm seeing a lot of things you guys aren't seeing.
05:19Yeah, you know those, like, what are those dots?
05:22Yeah, it's like a dot.
05:23Yeah, it's like a dot.
05:24It's just a gumdrop.
05:25You get for Halloween, except it's your foot.
05:27Mm-hmm.
05:27It's a footy gumdrop.
05:29One of my favorite candies.
05:30I love dots.
05:31I don't think I'd like a foot dot.
05:32I just had dots the other day.
05:34Now I'll never eat them again.
05:36No, you did it to yourself, you bastard.
05:37You're right.
05:38Or did I?
05:38Did I?
05:39You did.
05:41Like, that one doesn't look tasty.
05:42Oh, no, don't.
05:43Uh-uh.
05:44Okay.
05:44Enough of the feet corns, for God's sakes.
05:47Are those any, like, gushers?
05:48I'm actually serious now.
05:51You're going to have to go.
05:52You're going to have to leave.
05:53It's fine.
05:53I wanted to leave anyway.
05:54I can't go back.
05:55Gosh, sure.
05:56That's it.
05:56Can I go, too?
05:57Can I get kicked off the show?
05:59No, we need you here, Elise.
06:00Please.
06:01What's the creepiest hobby?
06:03He was told to leave.
06:04Yes, he had to leave.
06:05What's the creepiest hobby you or someone you know has?
06:07He's actually gone home.
06:08I don't blame him.
06:09Yep, nope.
06:10Like when an umpire throws somebody out of you.
06:12He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:13Yeah.
06:14Yeah.