Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about very personal things on the show, and today was no different, when Dave mentioned something he noticed about the temperature of his dong.
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00:00Hi there it is Dave and Chuck the Freak with you it's 9-12 right now
00:14What Dave?
00:18What are you looking at me like that for?
00:19Cause I
00:19I'm side-eyed
00:20What's going on?
00:21Something's happening I'm not sure if I want to talk about
00:23Cause I know you guys will think I'm crazy
00:25Oh Jesus
00:27That's why you're looking at me cause I know you will instantly think I'm crazy
00:33Oh boy
00:33We're all a little crazy
00:35Just now we are all crazy
00:37Something happened? What's happening?
00:39Well it just happened again and it's got me a little worried
00:42Oh no
00:43What?
00:44In the bathroom
00:45I haven't been in there today
00:48No it's with me
00:50You getting a boner while you pee?
00:52No
00:53Bloody stool?
00:56No thankfully
00:57What?
01:00I have
01:00Just recently a couple of times
01:03Peed all over the place?
01:06No
01:06Got a really cold dick
01:10He's got the dead man's dong
01:15Okay
01:15No you don't understand
01:18It's like ice cold
01:20It's circulation
01:21You're going to have to start wearing a compression sock on your
01:24Compression sock?
01:26You're going to wear a compression condom
01:27Compression sock?
01:29It's kind of a different name
01:30Okay
01:31I'm not joking around
01:32Like it is shockingly cold
01:33Are you noticing any color changes?
01:39Is it more purple?
01:41Is it more purple?
01:42No
01:42With cold
01:43It just feels like it's been resting on an air conditioner
01:46Oh man
01:48I know
01:49Classic case of Chilly Willy
01:50I felt like it was like
01:52Like an old man Dave came out
01:56Like his edit
01:57He just like blunt
01:58He was very blunt with that statement
02:00Sure was
02:00He didn't use medical terminology
02:02I'll tell you that
02:03Oh he did not
02:04Nope
02:05He said cold dick
02:07Didn't expect it
02:08I have to say
02:09I didn't expect him to say that
02:11No
02:11That's why I stopped myself for a second
02:13Because I'm like
02:13Do I really want to bring this to these guys?
02:15But it's
02:16You know me
02:16It'll
02:17It'll
02:17I thought it was going to be
02:18Like something new again
02:19Like a shoe
02:20Or something
02:21Yeah
02:21That's what I thought it was going to be
02:22Except
02:23It's just
02:23He's been touching his dong
02:25And noticing how cold it is
02:27Oh man
02:29You're going to just
02:30Keep an eye on it
02:31It's great advice
02:37It's great advice
02:39Just keep an eye on it
02:41Let us know how it's going
02:44It's like how many
02:44You don't know what to say to someone
02:46Totally
02:46You don't have any advice
02:48Totally
02:48Keep an eye on it
02:50Just keep an eye on it
02:52Keep an eye on that
02:53That's what my doctor says to me
02:57Same advice
02:59Every time I go in there
03:03It's like
03:03You know what
03:04We'll just keep our eye on it
03:06We'll keep our eye on it
03:09Six months
03:10Come back
03:11We'll keep our eye on it
03:12And then
03:13We'll go from there
03:15That's what
03:15So you're in the
03:16Keep your eye on it
03:17Awkwardly
03:21I guess just keep an eye on it
03:23Keep an eye on it
03:24I guess I'll just keep an eye on it
03:27Just keep an eye on it
03:28But again
03:30I only brought it out
03:33Because it was shocking
03:33It's several times now
03:35And it's frigid
03:36Yeah
03:37It's alarming
03:38I'll tell you what
03:40If mine was cold like that
03:41I'd like
03:42I'd almost
03:42Call 911
03:43No I'd start to try
03:44I'd try and start a fire with it
03:46You know
03:46Like I'd try and give it the
03:48Well you gotta
03:49It shouldn't be cold
03:52Okay alright
03:55No you know like you're
03:56I get what you're saying
03:57Yeah
03:57You wanna warm it up
03:59Like you're warming up your hands
04:00Same kind of thing
04:01Like I'm spinning it
04:02Like
04:02Spinning it
04:03Like you're starting
04:04Like you're starting a stick fire
04:06Like one of those
04:08Alright
04:09Cast away fires
04:11Yeah
04:14You know
04:15Getting the ember going
04:16I'm gonna try and bring it back to life
04:19I'm not gonna let it sit there and die
04:20What'd you do with it?
04:21How'd you handle it?
04:22You just let it go?
04:23You just let him die?
04:24I did linger on it a bit longer
04:26Yeah
04:26Just to give it a little
04:27A little warm up
04:28Give him a little squeeze
04:30Get some of that cold blood out of there
04:31Squeeze him back
04:32Like a little fire next to it
04:34Like he's camping
04:35Yeah like a lighter
04:36Put a lighter underneath it
04:37Like he's
04:38At least can I blow up your lighter?
04:45He's camping like in Red Dead Redemption
04:47Yeah exactly
04:48Just like a donger
04:49Like at a campfire
04:50Yeah
04:55Get some s'mores
04:57Yeah
04:57Get some s'mores
04:59Who wants a penis s'more?
05:02Get him a little
05:03Get a little beer
05:04Yeah
05:05Maybe one of those socks
05:07Didn't we talk about a sock?
05:08That's what I said
05:09You did say that
05:10A compression sock
05:11No not a compression
05:12Like the
05:13Earlier in the week
05:14Oh one of those
05:15Oh right
05:16They do have those
05:17Like we nerd
05:18We just talked about it
05:20It is weird
05:21Yeah
05:21That guy
05:22They asked that
05:23What's his name?
05:25The quarterback
05:26From which we'll call it
05:27Yeah
05:27The coolest guy on earth
05:29Garvin
05:30No not Garvin
05:31No it starts with M
05:33Gardner
05:34Gardner?
05:34No it's not Gardner
05:35It's Gardner Minshew
05:37Minshew
05:37That's what I'm thinking
05:38They asked Gardner Minshew
05:39To be the
05:40The spokesperson
05:42For their penis
05:43Puppets
05:43Puppets
05:44Yeah
05:44But they're really just
05:45Little knit characters
05:47And so you could probably
05:48Slip one of that
05:49I mean
05:50How
05:51How
05:52Hmm
05:54When you have to start
05:56Putting a
05:57You know
05:58A Mr. Rogers sweater
05:59On your donger
06:00Yeah
06:01Maybe you should keep that
06:02To yourself
06:02Anyways
06:05I'll just keep an eye on it
06:06And uh
06:08Drink you some cocoa
06:09Keep an eye on it
06:10Start a wee firefighter
06:11Guess so
06:12I mean
06:12Where's Al when you need him
06:13Al get this guy
06:15Some hot oatmeal
06:16And uh
06:17A hot chocolate
06:19Stack
06:19Something to hold
06:23In his crotch area
06:24An overshare I guess
06:25My penis is super cold
06:26You know what I
06:26In their middle
06:27If you're
06:28Forbung
06:29Half oatmeal
06:29Or
06:31You know what you do
06:31If you're
06:33Asking
06:34These
06:35To be
06:35Imhen
06:36Of
06:37I'm
06:37You know what you do
06:39And
06:40What you do
06:40I'm
06:41Who
06:41For söyleye
06:42Five
06:43drown
06:43I'm
06:44Wow
06:45But
06:45Like
06:45Whether
06:46I'm
06:46There
06:47unos
06:47How
06:48To
06:485
06:48Le
06:49Give
06:49To
06:50hearted
06:51And