Dave seeks revenge on the morning show after the Clown prank they pulled on him.
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00:01Hey, it's Dave Hunter from the Dave and Chuck The Freak Show on 101 WRIF.
00:04You may remember, almost two years ago, these guys pranked me by doing the clown scare.
00:09Made me believe there was a crazy guy dressed as a clown with a gun here at the radio station.
00:13Well, I've been plotting my revenge for a while.
00:16Many different things entered my mind, but I knew Chuck has very little tolerance for surprise pranks.
00:21So I went with fears.
00:23Animals, crocodile, snakes, spiders, and one other big surprise.
00:29And you're about to watch his reaction.
00:31Take a look.
00:32Oh, I know.
00:32I've worked with Chuck long enough to know how he reacts to certain things.
00:37So the one thing that I thought, well, Chuck made me face my fear of clowns.
00:43I'm going to make him face a couple of fears.
00:47You're going to make me climb a ladder?
00:48No, you're not going to have to climb a ladder.
00:51I have a couple of people I need to bring in here.
00:55Sam the snake girl and Bruce the spider geek.
00:58No, I'm not.
00:59Are going to come in.
01:00Seriously, not going to do it.
01:01Are coming into the studio here.
01:03Bring him in there, James, if you could.
01:04That'd be great.
01:05Yep.
01:06We have Sam the snake girl with...
01:09What snake girl?
01:12See you later, guys.
01:13You're going to show right now.
01:15Oh, my God.
01:15I don't like that.
01:17I'm sorry.
01:18I've got to go.
01:19I promise you.
01:20Listen.
01:21I'm not everyone's having a good time.
01:26I don't think anyone's having a good time.
01:29Oh, for God's sakes, it's a joke, people.
01:31I know.
01:31It's a couple of snakes and a spider.
01:33Are you a pansy?
01:34You won't touch a snake?
01:35I already did.
01:36I touched it.
01:37I don't have a problem with touching a snake.
01:39I don't want it on me.
01:40I'm not going to put it on me.
01:41You won't put the snake on you.
01:43You want to touch your hand, though?
01:45No, I'm not doing that.
01:46Oh, come on.
01:46Yeah, if you want to touch him, look at that.
01:48Oh, I made him mad.
01:49Don't make him mad.
01:50Don't make him mad.
01:51It wouldn't be the first time I've ever done that.
01:53There's someone just crawling up your back, dude.
01:55Like, what's that one?
01:56Look at the size of that thing!
01:58Mother of God!
01:59You got something on it?
02:00I'm not afraid of spiders, but that thing is...
02:02I almost swore.
02:03I can't turn around again.
02:04Let me get a picture of that on your back.
02:06Yeah, see.
02:06Oh, that's huge.
02:07You don't want to find me a colossal fail.
02:09You won't even hold a spider in your hand, no.
02:14You're that afraid of it?
02:16I'm not...
02:16Yeah, I guess.
02:18If I'm a big puss.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:21Oh, my God.
02:23It's a gator.
02:25He's hissing.
02:26He's furious.
02:28He didn't want to come here today.
02:30That's a gator.
02:31What's up, gator?
02:33I've seen you guys in real life.
02:35Oh, listen.
02:36Is that the noise he's making?
02:38Yeah, he's hissing.
02:39R.J., also not a good name.
02:42I didn't name him.
02:43One of my older co-workers named him, so...
02:46That's the last person you want to get an R.J. from.
02:49So, listen, I kind of envisioned Chuck, like, you know when Jack Hanna used to bring animals
02:54onto the talk shows?
02:55And people would scream and run away.
02:57That's what I thought.
02:58I didn't think you'd be that offended by some animals.
03:01No, I'm not offended.
03:02I just, I'm not going to touch a spider.
03:04I didn't come to work today to, like, get hit by a tarantula or, like, have, like...
03:08And you think I came to work to be terrified by a clown?
03:11Yeah.
03:11I think you got me back to you in this.
03:13Yeah, I kind of did.
03:14In a roundabout way, I did.
03:15I didn't think I would...
03:16I knew I couldn't tell Lisa, because I knew Lisa would have told you.
03:19Because she's...
03:20I knew Lisa would have told you.
03:21Because the whole show's...
03:22Whoa, okay, yes.
03:25Okay, let's get the alligator out of here.
03:27Alligator's freaking out.
03:29Alligator's freaking out.
03:31Let's see, we can go.
03:32You're doing that death diet.
03:34He's doing the death row.
03:36Okay, all right.
03:37Good idea, Dave.
03:40Music stops cold as we prepare for one more surprise for Chuck the Freak here on the Dave and Chuck
03:46the Freak Show.
03:47If you're just joining us, I don't think you're going to do that.
03:49I honestly thought this was the nicest couple of things I could do.
03:54Yeah, I mean, I'm not really afraid of this, of really this stuff.
03:57I mean, God, you could have filled the place with mice.
03:59But there is one more surprise.
04:01Well, we didn't get 500, but we got one.
04:04And she's here to do a special performance for you, Chuck the Freak.
04:08Remember you were in love with that Britney Spears for a while?
04:12Yeah, I was.
04:13Yeah.
04:14This is big black Britney.
04:18Bring her on in.
04:19Here she comes.
04:22Bring her in, James.
04:24It's Booby-licious.
04:27And she's got a big, gigantic snake on her.
04:31She's got a gigantic snake.
04:34There you go.
04:36Should I get in a chair?
04:37Yeah, yeah.
04:37Just push your chair back a little bit.
04:39Just push your chair back there.
04:41It's been a long time since I had any kind of lapper.
04:44Yeah.
04:44You might bite.
04:48So this is your bigger black Britney here doing a little lapper.
04:51How are you, Britney?
04:53How are you?
04:54All right, Booby-licious.
04:55Let's get to it tonight.
04:56Let's get to it.
04:57All right.
04:58All right.
04:58Yay.
05:01I envision she still got her first on, but she's getting paid.
05:05Yeah.
05:06She's getting paid.
05:09Look at that.
05:11Oh.
05:11All over me.
05:14You're going to win tonight.
05:28Let's see some of your moves for Chuck.
05:30If you want to win the 500 bucks, right?
05:32What kind of moves are you going to pull out?
05:33Well, she's probably going to do flips and stuff.
05:35Well, we definitely do.
05:36Oh, twerking.
05:37A little twerking.
05:40Twerking.
05:41I feel like twerking and a lot of boobies.
05:43Thank you for doing this, Dan.
05:45Get those boobies right up in there.
05:48Choke you right to death.
05:53Yeah, I think, can I ask what size those boobs are?
05:56They are 52.
05:57Hold on.
05:58They are 52F.
06:0152F.
06:02Oh, yeah.
06:03Choke you right to death.
06:03So, do you have to get your bras custom made?
06:05Yes.
06:06Yeah, you do.
06:07Okay.
06:07And have you been stripping before, or this is like a first time deal?
06:10You know, I actually did the contest maybe four or five times, and I won four of the times.
06:15So, I'm here to do it again.
06:17All right.
06:17So, you've won four times.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Well, you saw the moves.
06:21Yeah, she's done.
06:21Those things are going to...
06:22We're not messing around here.
06:23We got you the best.
06:24I know you.
06:25You're in your little 50s here.
06:27Thank you, Ben.
06:27You know, I appreciate it.
06:29I appreciate it.
06:29Not what I envisioned.
06:33I just thought she was going to stretch.
06:36She had her purse on.
06:37She just walked out of her car.
06:39Yeah, it didn't really go as far as...
06:42Well, no, I mean, not nude.
06:44Not nude.
06:46But, you know, more stripper-like entire, not just...
06:49I just walked in from the street.
06:51Yeah.
06:52I mean, I thought for sure I was going to get a bare ass on it.
06:58I, I did too.
07:00That's not what happened.
07:01I disappointed you.
07:02Of course, I disappointed you.
07:04It failed.
07:05Hold it down and out.
07:08Take a break.