Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about placentas after a story about a meat robbery gone wrong and that leads to Andy and Dave having a hard time looking at pictures of other gross things about child birth.
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00:00a thieves broke into a home and they stole meat from two chest freezers little did they know
00:15they also got some placentas oh you took my placentas i was saving those here's the thing
00:24so they're cooking up a ton of meat i think you know do you know a placenta i believe it looks
00:31like a circle do they think it's liver i don't kidneys i don't think i don't think it looks like
00:37anything else like we i've watched it get cooked and it's just nasty that's yeah it's a gross thing
00:43why not so god i know what's out there would steal meat or something and you would know
00:48oh that's not me i mean i think you'd you'd still like be like whoa what is this you know you'd
00:55think it was like a sheep stomach or something because that's all it is it's just a sack right
01:00that the baby was in so it looks like a stomach so you shoot the baby out of your vagina and then
01:06you they're like can you save that you ask them right then to save it you have to next it comes
01:11out after you gotta you gotta birth that god damn yeah they pull a sack out never seen one huh no
01:18no it should just be left a mystery learning about the wonders of childbirth i think we should
01:22make andy look at one no i don't want to i've never really seen one myself i mean i didn't see
01:29my kids it's just the sack that the baby was pooping in and all that just the sack that they lived in
01:35their living sack there there it is right oh my god get it away
01:41okay so you find that you want some placenta for dinner andy nope
01:47so you shoot that out right after yeah miracle yeah it comes
01:51jesus it's got to get out of there
01:55you ever seen him cook one no uh no watch people eat no i can't i couldn't do just you talking about
02:03it's really they uh they just fry it in a frying pan that's sick god i uh now that i think about it
02:10did we watch that on the show yeah we did oh i think i blocked it out but it's a flashback
02:15watch it on the it just came back to me too i'm like oh wait i think i was remember the frying pan
02:19yeah yeah yeah i do i just hot fried placenta
02:23this is not a good restaurant come and get it childbirth is so wet weird
02:30wet and weird is what you said
02:33a theme park there's a lot of weird a lot of jelly
02:36oh god oh human jelly okay
02:39babies are always covered in that human jelly oh yeah god they are
02:46yeah what a horrific thing birth
02:49that's how we're all here but yes it can be terrifying
02:55pat you're on with dave and check the freak good morning
02:57good morning after birth
03:00uncle go ahead
03:05just to let andy know that there's also one more one more step that comes before and i think it's
03:11uh it happens right after the woman's water breaks there's something called a mucus oh yeah
03:16the mucus plug yeah yeah the mucus plug
03:18and you want to hear some great sounding
03:22mucus plug is one of the worst oh my god i've never seen a mucus plug imagine an elephant blowing its nose
03:29i've never looked up a mucus plug god damn that comes out before the baby can come out it's been it's been
03:35it's plugged up there so nothing can slip out of you
03:37what a mucus plug
03:39it's just a mucus plug
03:40i'm looking up one right now
03:44the word mucus is bad and then you put plug
03:46plug doesn't help it
03:48oh they're right here mucus plug pics
03:50here's some photos of the mucus plug you ready
03:54yeah i'm starting to get
03:55oh man
03:56come on
03:58come on
04:01come on
04:02come on
04:03come on
04:04i almost got him
04:06i almost got him stop
04:08i almost got him
04:09it almost got him
04:12oh some are darker than others
04:15some are dark
04:17shut up
04:18come on
04:19i shouldn't have scrolled down
04:20oh my god you guys
04:21that could have been the closest to ever come to vomiting
04:24this is such a beautiful place for andy
04:26that just looked right in it
04:28oh my god
04:30my eyes are watering
04:31the baby's plugged up in there with this mucus thing
04:35and then
04:36oh there are some
04:38some of them look like they died
04:40the mucus plug is dead
04:41stop it
04:42stop it
04:43turn it off
04:43look at that one day
04:44no i can't look at it anymore
04:45i really was like a
04:46half a second away from vomiting
04:48you are there's something wrong with your head
04:52there's something wrong with your head
04:53you can look at that and be okay
04:54you can't do ketchup
04:55but you can do it
04:56i am not
04:56what a good point
04:58mayonnaise freaks him out
05:00but to be honest
05:01i'm not eating either of those
05:03that's true
05:04ketchup or that
05:05oh
05:05this one
05:09my best friend lost her mucus plug on her grandmother's white couch
05:13worst experience ever
05:15apparently they can pop out at any time
05:18like someone
05:19one of the things was
05:20lost mine at 39 weeks or something
05:23oh so they
05:24they come out before the baby
05:25but sometimes it's
05:26it's during delivery
05:27and sometimes it's
05:28you know
05:28well before
05:29some people's mucus plug is like a clear
05:33some people's it's yellow
05:35okay
05:35and other people's are like a dark brown
05:38dark brown
05:38the dark brown one almost made me throw up in the garbage
05:41that's what got me
05:42jesus christ man
05:45oh
05:46that was real bad
05:47oh
05:47thank god i never saw my wife's placenta
05:51and i never saw her mucus plug
05:52yeah you didn't see
05:54i never saw any of that
05:55no one should see any
05:56thank god i mean
05:57you