Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an 88-year-old woman who crashed into a senior who was driving a mobility scooter and sent her to the hospital.
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00:00Buckle up for a ride aboard the Symphony of Destruction.
00:10Well, this 88-year-old bitch is in some big trouble.
00:17Gangway.
00:19This is another gray-on-gray crime.
00:22Oh, well, I just ran over my best friend.
00:25Yeah, what happened?
00:26Crushed her head.
00:26Wait till you see her mug shine.
00:29Oh, man.
00:30At DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
00:31I will show you in a minute.
00:33But this 88-year-old woman is accused of fleeing the scene.
00:36I'm out of here.
00:37After plowing her SUV into the mobility scooter of a 77-year-old victim.
00:45I don't know what.
00:46Airbags deployed.
00:48Who was thrown from the scooter.
00:52You're not going to be.
00:53And hospitalized for her injury.
00:55So thankfully, she is going to make it.
00:56She is going to make it.
00:58She's going to make it.
00:59Are you sure on that?
01:00Everything broken.
01:01Got a metal hip.
01:02Got metal legs.
01:03I'm basically RoboCop.
01:05You ever see the Terminator?
01:07It's my body now.
01:09Investigators say Carolyn Segrist was driving in the parking lot of a Sam's Club in Clearwater.
01:16Oh, that's just so dangerous.
01:18It's about 8.30 in the morning the other day.
01:20I think I'm going to go real fast when the crash occurred.
01:24Segrist, cops charge, struck Laverne Hampton's mobility scooter.
01:29What was the other lady's name in the first one?
01:31Carolyn Segrist.
01:32That's old lady names.
01:34Yeah.
01:34Carolyn Laverne.
01:36Carolyn.
01:36She hit her with the front of her Buick Envision.
01:39Imagine my Buick Marino.
01:41The Envision is the...
01:43Yeah.
01:43It's a tank.
01:44Yeah, it is.
01:44It's got to be.
01:46I felt safe in it.
01:48Laverne was tossed from the scooter.
01:50By a bitch.
01:52And hospitalized for her injuries.
01:54I didn't see her.
01:55I tasted the wind.
02:00I flew like an airplane.
02:02Carolyn did not stop at the scene of the crash to render aid.
02:06She didn't know, dude.
02:07Or exchange information.
02:09I bet she didn't know.
02:11Bitch left me for dead.
02:13Yeah, she did.
02:14She totally left her for dead.
02:16Yes, I did.
02:17I didn't even know you died.
02:19Four hours after the incident, the cops caught up with the old broad and charged her for leaving
02:27the scene of a crash involving serious injury, a felony.
02:30I bet she thought she just bumped a cart or something.
02:34They don't know.
02:34She doesn't know.
02:34They never know.
02:35That's what's scary.
02:36They never know.
02:37You don't know.
02:38Yeah, I think that, you know, like towards the end of my grandma's life, she probably hit
02:41like five or six people.
02:42Oh, my God.
02:43They don't know.
02:45They don't know.
02:47We're all going to hit people.
02:48We don't know.
02:50Carolyn was booked into the county jail.
02:52She is scheduled for an initial court appearance soon.
02:55She lives only about four miles from Sam's Club in a condominium.
02:58Crazy thing is, what happened a couple years ago?
03:04She pleaded guilty to careless driving that resulted in a crash.
03:08So the writing's been on the wall.
03:10For that, just a $160 fine.
03:14That's it?
03:15I'm on a fixed income.
03:16Yeah.
03:17When she was 86, she did something that got her charge, and they still were like, keep
03:23on driving.
03:24They did.
03:24Keep on driving.
03:25Is it just the love we have for our grandparents?
03:27I think it's like our own, there's something about.
03:31Because we'll be old one day.
03:33I think that's what it is, like that we're like, well, God, I'd hate to have my stuff
03:37taken away.
03:37I think it's a bit of both.
03:38You worry about yourself, and you do have sympathy, like it's like your grandma or grandpa or something.
03:43It's hard to be mad at like old people.
03:45It is hard.
03:46But you can't just let them plow old people off scooters.
03:52They can't just be hitting old ladies in the parking lot of a Sam's Club.
03:55It's tough to be mad until you see old Laverne, whose head was probably twisted around the
04:01back of her body.
04:03Like, oh, she'll live.
04:05It's like, all my bones feel like a bread tie.
04:09That's because you spun on the ground for a bit.
04:11But I wonder if it was her own mobility scooter or like the ones they give you.
04:16Oh, the club.
04:17Oh, wow.
04:17Yeah, it might be the club one.
04:19That might have been the only thing that saved her life, right?
04:21Because those things are like.
04:22They got a shopping cart on them.
04:23They got a big shopping cart.
04:24Is the one brand of those still the most popular?
04:26You remember that used to be by the Grand Canyon Hover Round.
04:29Oh, yeah.
04:31Those things didn't look like they could sustain a Buick and Vision impact.
04:34No, but the grocery store ones, maybe, maybe.
04:39You have to go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com to see this old broads mugshot because I don't
04:44know what hard time she may be falling on and still get her hair done.
04:47Oh, okay.
04:48She still goes for a set or whatever you call it.
04:51What do you ladies call it?
04:52A set and curl?
04:52Yeah, I guess that's it.
04:53I don't know.
04:55I don't know.
04:55A low out?
04:56Yeah.
04:56Yeah, I don't know what the old lady hairstyles are, but Carolyn's mugshot, the 88-year-old
05:02busted for the scooter crash up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:05I bet she didn't even know it.
05:06I went to Joanne Fabry.
05:07Oh, no.
05:09Look at her hair.
05:10Oh, man.
05:10That's 8.30 in the morning.
05:12And she has lipstick on.
05:13That's at 8.30 a.m.
05:14She is done up.
05:16Yeah.
05:16I've been up for four hours.
05:18That's probably right.
05:20Her hair had four hours to get that high.
05:22I mean, it really is like a golden girl's cosplay hairdo.
05:29Yeah.
05:30That's her just everyday hairdo.
05:31That's her everyday.
05:32I'm blessed to see.
05:34She's like that old lady that still doesn't give up.
05:36She's almost a killer.
05:37I know, but she keeps trying, Chuck.
05:39That's why you feel like, oh, look at her.
05:41She's all dolled up.
05:42She's out of town.
05:44I know.
05:44It's horrible.
05:45It is.
05:46We just got to figure out a way to get them right.
05:49We just got to make sure.
05:50I know.
05:51We do.
05:51We just got to get them right.
05:52They'd be in driverless cars by now, and everything would be fine.
05:56She's like, does that orange suit look okay on me?
05:59I know she is in the prison jumpsuit.
06:01She matched her lipstick to her prison suit.
06:05Oh, Carolyn.
06:07Poor lady.
06:08So, but Laverne is just a shell of her old self, right?
06:13I mean, she's busted up.
06:14You usually don't, you can't get all busted up.
06:17They say they're going to get me an exoskeleton.
06:19They're going to have to.
06:20But once your bones are like, you know, peanut brittle or whatever, like they're going to
06:26just smash.
06:29Yeah.
06:30And then you don't really recover too well.
06:33Kind of like an octopus now.
06:35Oh, you don't want to.
06:36Watch this.
06:37You don't want to be an octopus.
06:38Watch my arms just flop.
06:40Yeah.
06:40They say it probably will never come back.
06:42I'm more loose.
06:45You do.
06:45You feel bad.
06:46What do you do?
06:46You feel so bad.
06:47I know.
06:48I'm curious.
06:48Look at her.
06:49She's a little smile on her mugshot.
06:51I'm going to crochet tonight myself.
06:54And it's a felony, though, you guys.
06:56Yeah, it is.
06:57I mean, what are they going to do with her?
06:59They've got to take her license away.
07:00There's Laverne's info.
07:01Well, should we call her and see how she's doing?
07:06No, we're not calling her.
07:07Let's just see if we can reach the word.
07:09Let's not call Laverne.
07:10Yeah, just call.
07:11See if Laverne will speak to us.
07:12Hey, Laverne, are you currently an octopus right now?
07:17This is the lady that was hit.
07:18This is the lady that was hit.
07:20Right?
07:20Because the other one's in jail.
07:21I'm stupid, man.
07:22She's stupid, man.
07:24I'm an octopus.
07:26Never even imagined a cell phone carrier.
07:28It says she subscribes to this.
07:30It's like some super AARP.
07:31I've never heard of that either.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:35No, if that even connects.
07:37Yeah, it must be you're right.
07:38Like some sort of AARP deal.
07:40The buttons are huge on it.
07:41Old ladies only leave their cell phones on in emergencies.
07:44Exactly.
07:45They use it like a walkie-talkie.
07:46Yeah.
07:48Emergency phones, right?
07:50It wasn't on.
07:51It wasn't an emergency.
07:52No, we won't leave a message for Laverne.
07:55If you think she's out of the hospital, you're a maniac.
07:59She is in a bed right now.
08:01Yeah, she's in the hospital.
08:01I guess you're right.
08:02She is in the hospital.
08:04This was only three days ago.
08:05You're right.
08:05Yeah.
08:05She is there.
08:06She is Humpty Dumpty.
08:08Oh, no.
08:08They are trying to put her back together.
08:11You can't get hit on one of those fly through the air at 77.
08:16You can't.
08:18She's barely alive.
08:20No, you're right.
08:21You're right.
08:22A lot of beeps.
08:23A lot of tubes.
08:23I say without this machine, I'm not alive anymore.
08:28Artificial heart.
08:29Artificial back.
08:30Oh, you think that's her?
08:32No, I don't know.
08:33She doesn't look 77, does she?
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:36No.
08:36Maybe.
08:38Maybe.
08:38I don't know.
08:40Damn, she's showing off them.
08:42I mean, that's a-
08:42She's younger.
08:43It's an unfortunate last post for the day you got smashed by a Buick Envision.
08:48Yeah.
08:49I got to check out this Envision and see what we were dealing with.
08:51Smaller.
08:52Oh, it's modern and not a tank.
08:54But I didn't want to ruin the bit.
08:56Oh, no.
08:56It's fine.
08:58I don't know cars, you know?
08:59Yeah.
09:00No, I know.
09:00You just-
09:01You think an old school Buick.
09:02Right, yeah.
09:03Old lady in a Buick?
09:04Yeah.
09:04It seems like it'd be a giant car.
09:06Usually is.
09:07I mean, you still don't want to get hit by Envision by the looks of it.
09:11Well, when you're on one of those scooters.
09:13No.
09:15Well, but make sure you go check out Carolyn's mugshot.
09:19She is a dolled up old lady.
09:20She's up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
09:22A dolled up.
09:23Could have been killer.
09:24Okay, so you're the kids, though.
09:27She's done something at 86, which got her charged for whatever.
09:31You have to take-
09:32You didn't take her stuff away.
09:36And now she's put a woman into orbit.
09:42I wonder if she does old lady stuff in the cell.
09:44She's just like, I made toilet iced tea.
09:47Oh, God, no.
09:48I might try it.
09:50It's got to be pretty good.
09:52Her iced tea has got to be pretty good.
09:55I don't know.
09:56I don't know if she's with it.
09:57I don't know either.
09:58I mean, she's with it enough to have her hair done and lipstick to match.
10:01Yeah, I guess.
10:02Hopefully, they don't make us kids responsible for our parents.
10:06Well, we're driving.
10:07We're moving that way, right?
10:08We can't be responsible for them.
10:10We are not.
10:11I cannot.
10:12Parents' kids do stuff and the parents get charged.
10:15Don't be on your parents' stuff.
10:19Oh, yeah.
10:21Stay clear.
10:23They're separate from me.
10:24I don't talk to them.
10:25I don't know them.
10:26I don't talk to them.
10:27I'm estranged.
10:29Yep.
10:30Yes, sir.
10:31I'm like, Charlie.
10:32What?
10:32Charlie.
10:33That's a scary thought.
10:33Like, I don't know you, Linda.
10:35Yeah, Carolyn's family.
10:37Who knows where they were?
10:37I just don't know what you do about it.
10:39Like, it's so weird to think about, even.
10:41You can't just.
10:43They're like, no, I need to go places.
10:44I know.
10:45You just do what I did with my dad.
10:48You just lay the pressure on so.
10:51And you just hope they cave and give in, you know?
10:54I'm terrified of my father.
10:56I know.
10:56It's tough.
10:57Yeah, that's tough.
10:58We had to do that to my uncle.
10:59Well, I tried with my grandma.
11:00She was, like, in her 90s and was going back to the Secretary of State to get another license.
11:06And she was taking the hearing test.
11:07And I was behind going, no.
11:09Don't give it to her.
11:10Don't give it to her.
11:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:12And she passed.
11:13And I'm like, she can't see.
11:14She's lying to you.
11:15Yeah.
11:15Her whole car is scuffed up.
11:17Go look at it.
11:17Again, it's that old person sympathy.
11:19Please don't give it to her.
11:20Believe me.
11:21Like, it's.
11:21Yeah, it's there.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Like, I got to tell my dad at some point.
11:24And he'll be like, I drove tactical, bulletproof SUVs.
11:28Oh, yeah.
11:28Yeah.
11:29It's going to be a tough one.
11:30Yeah.
11:30Yep.
11:31It's going to be a tough one.