Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who farted in line at a convenience store and pulled a knife on a guy after he yelled at her. This then leads to a debate about fart etiquette and how to handle farting in a public space.
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00:00Our next story features a woman
00:05that I have generously referred to
00:08in the past as a fartin' bitch.
00:10Okay, all right.
00:12She's a Florida woman.
00:14Here's what happened.
00:15She's in line at a convenience store.
00:18She just lets it rip.
00:21She rips ass standing in line
00:24at a convenience store.
00:25How old is she?
00:27She's 40.
00:28Oh, okay, no.
00:28Oh, yeah.
00:29You have control over your butt.
00:32At least some.
00:33Some dude yelled at her for farting loudly
00:37in the checkout line of a convenience store
00:39in Broward County,
00:40and then she took a knife to him.
00:43Oh, well, you gotta be careful.
00:44Yeah, you gotta be careful.
00:46Yeah, you gotta be careful.
00:48Prosecutors, though, have now dropped
00:51a felony aggravated assault
00:53with a deadly weapon charge
00:55against 40-year-old Shanita Wilson,
00:57despite being subpoenaed.
01:0058-year-old Walker has refused to take part
01:03in pretrial depositions.
01:06I mean, honestly, though,
01:08I call a woman a fartin' bitch.
01:12Yeah.
01:12She pulls a knife on me,
01:13and the cops come,
01:14they take her away.
01:15Right.
01:15Now, I've gotta go to court about this.
01:18But did she stab you?
01:19No, she just threatened.
01:20Oh.
01:21She just threatened me.
01:21She didn't actually cut me.
01:23Right.
01:23I'm not going to court.
01:24I'm not getting involved in a big fart trial.
01:26I also wouldn't yell at someone
01:28who you could hear their fart.
01:31I'd make a noise.
01:32I'd be like, ugh!
01:34I mean, I would just be like, I would...
01:35Would you move?
01:36Would you go?
01:37Would you leave the line you're in?
01:38I think I would.
01:40That's, I think, what I would have done.
01:41I would have been like, I can wait.
01:42I would, my, I think I would be like,
01:45oh my gosh, that poor person,
01:46that must be embarrassing for them.
01:48She got a big heart.
01:52Yeah, I mean, I'm not sticking around.
01:53She's got a big fart, excuse, and heart.
01:55Yeah.
01:55I mean...
01:56I mean, I just wouldn't think
01:56it would be intentional.
01:58See, I would.
01:59You would, yeah.
02:00I assume the worst of people's asses.
02:01Yeah, that's where Dave goes.
02:03He goes right to you, dirty, farting whore.
02:05Because, listen, I guess I can control it, right?
02:07Sure.
02:07So I assume if someone's letting it rip,
02:10they're doing it unperfect.
02:11Most people can.
02:12Listen, and I guess if the person farted
02:14and they were like, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
02:16I have, you know, I've got something going on.
02:18Do you do that, though?
02:19You apologize?
02:20If it's as loud as thunder,
02:22you need to apologize.
02:24So if you accent, if you, like,
02:25say, caught and farted loud at a store,
02:28and it was so loud.
02:29I'm so sorry.
02:29Yeah, I think you have to, in order to,
02:32like, you don't just fart at people.
02:35Well, no.
02:35And then just, like, whatever.
02:36You don't want to draw attention.
02:37Maybe it's somebody else in line.
02:39You've already...
02:40That's when you do the, oh.
02:41Yeah, like, how rude.
02:42I mean, I don't know.
02:44It's just so weird to say excuse me to.
02:46It is.
02:46I'm sorry.
02:47Like, when you're, like, with strangers,
02:48like, in my house,
02:49and you definitely say something.
02:51I'm like...
02:52They know that you farted.
02:53I know I farted.
02:55What are you going to do?
02:56We got to, like, talk about it?
02:59I don't want you to talk.
03:00Say I'm in line with someone,
03:01and they did that.
03:02Or, well, let's just say...
03:04I wouldn't expect anything.
03:06I feel like excuse me makes it weirder.
03:09It makes it weirder.
03:10To me, it's manners.
03:13To try and play it off
03:15like you did not just cut the cheese
03:17in a loud way
03:19is, to me, completely rude.
03:20I mean, I think you might be able
03:21to make eye contact
03:22and make a sorry face,
03:24but I don't think you need
03:25to verbalize anything.
03:26Like, if you're like...
03:27Just like a silent, sorry face.
03:31Like a silent, shamey, sorry face.
03:34I'd be insulted by that.
03:35If he turned around
03:36and just gave me a sorry face,
03:37I'd be like,
03:38you're just giving me the sorry face?
03:39You're not even going to say,
03:39excuse me?
03:40Yeah.
03:40You're not even going to address
03:42the fact that you just broke a wind
03:43in front of everybody?
03:44Yeah.
03:45I'm with you, James.
03:46The old guy in the Pilates studio,
03:48it's not even a class.
03:49It's like I'm doing my session,
03:50he's doing his session
03:51in the same area.
03:53He does that.
03:54I don't want him to say anything.
03:56I don't want you to talk to me.
03:58I don't want you to say,
04:00excuse me,
04:00because then I've got to say,
04:01it's okay.
04:02And it's really not okay,
04:04but whatever you can't help it.
04:04The person saying excuse me
04:05is bringing you into their fart world.
04:08I don't want to be in their fart world.
04:10No, no, no, no, no.
04:11You brought me in.
04:12I don't want to be in.
04:12You brought me in when you farted.
04:14It happens every week.
04:16I don't care.
04:16It happens every week
04:17and I expect it
04:18and it's whatever.
04:20It is what it is.
04:20I'm doing my thing.
04:21You do your thing.
04:22You brought me in
04:24when you farted in front of me
04:26or at me
04:27and I'll say this.
04:28There is a massive difference
04:30between someone
04:30who goes to yoga
04:31and farts in yoga
04:33or goes to a workout class
04:34and farts there
04:35between that
04:37and someone
04:37who's just standing
04:38at the checkout line
04:39and farts
04:41with you right behind them.
04:42Like, whoa.
04:43I totally agree with that
04:44because they're intentional.
04:45Like, there's no consideration
04:46for mankind at that point.
04:48That old man,
04:49he's in a position
04:50where he can't control himself.
04:51I guess that's excusable.
04:53A woman just standing
04:54waiting to pay for something
04:55at a dollar store
04:56who goes,
04:56and just doesn't care.
04:58I think that's just rude.
04:59Yes.
05:00I feel like
05:00the person who farts
05:02in the grocery store line
05:03is a person who's like,
05:06they don't have control over it.
05:08No.
05:08It's not a malicious fart.
05:10It is totally a malicious fart.
05:12Look at this woman's face
05:14and tell me
05:14she's not malicious farting.
05:16That lady is a separate case.
05:17She is malicious farting.
05:19That was malicious.
05:20She doesn't give a damn
05:21about you and your day
05:22and your face
05:23and she will fart right in it.
05:24Just because you can't control it
05:27doesn't mean you get a free pass.
05:29I agree.
05:31It's not a free pass.
05:32Make a shady face.
05:33The fart itself is the apology.
05:34Wow, there's a fart line
05:35in this room we've discovered.
05:37I don't know.
05:37I feel like not addressing it
05:38I don't want to tell a person
05:39it's okay.
05:41It's okay that you farted at me.
05:43No, don't.
05:44I would never say it's okay.
05:45I just say.
05:46And you don't have to.
05:47You don't have to.
05:48No, you shoot back a dirty look
05:50and I understand.
05:50I would be like, wow.
05:51You couldn't have waited
05:52two more seconds?
05:53Because I'll tell you
05:54if somebody farts in front of me
05:55and you know
05:55if they don't say anything
05:56but they give me the sad look
05:57I'm going to be like
05:57you're not even going to address
05:58you're not going to say anything.
05:59But if they say excuse me
06:00I'm just going to give them a nod.
06:02That's what I would do too.
06:03I guarantee
06:03if you were in line with someone
06:05and they farted
06:08you wouldn't say anything.
06:10You wouldn't yell.
06:10That is not a guarantee
06:12I could make.
06:12Oh, you.
06:13That is not a guarantee
06:14I could make.
06:15I'm not sure
06:16I could control myself
06:18if I knew someone.
06:18I would leave.
06:19You wouldn't say a word.
06:20I would be like
06:20if there's a girl
06:21there's some bigger lady
06:24is in front of me
06:24and I've got four
06:26I have four babies.
06:28This is how my brain works.
06:30This is his heart fantasy.
06:31I'm trying to say like
06:31okay, why can't you control it?
06:33Because you've got to
06:34put some milk down.
06:36Like, okay.
06:38And I'm like
06:38I would be like
06:40and then she would be like
06:45sad.
06:46Like nothing.
06:47She's smoking in the store now?
06:49She's smoking in the store.
06:50Put your milk down.
06:51She's like
06:51she's got a thing of water.
06:56I am like
06:57I'm like
06:57What if it was a hot girl?
06:59What if it was a hot girl
07:00and she just
07:01Oh, that's even worse.
07:02You're going to really
07:03yell.
07:04You wouldn't yell at her.
07:06I wouldn't yell
07:07either way.
07:08I wouldn't yell either way.
07:09No, you wouldn't.
07:10You would say nothing.
07:11I'd walk away.
07:13And you would be
07:13getting out of there.
07:14If it's a person that did it on purpose
07:15and doesn't care
07:16what's
07:16what's interacting with them
07:18going to do?
07:18No, nothing.
07:19Shame them.
07:20Let's shame them.
07:21They don't have any shame.
07:23Exactly.
07:25I don't know.
07:25And how does it really hurt me
07:27or affect me
07:28in any way?
07:28Yeah, I mean
07:29It's gross.
07:30Yes.
07:30You're getting your
07:31fecal flakes on me.
07:33Unless it was a mistake
07:33and then you go
07:34okay, you're human
07:35it happened
07:36it's embarrassing
07:37probably for you.
07:39Her ass doesn't get
07:39a free pass.
07:40No.
07:41Nobody's ass
07:42gets a free pass.
07:43I fight it
07:44I fight it
07:45every ounce
07:46every day.
07:47You guys don't know
07:48the war that you're in
07:49right now.
07:49You don't know
07:50the men that have died
07:51on the battlefield
07:52of this ass.
07:53Oh my god.
07:54I could stink
07:56this whole room out
07:57not apologize for it.
08:00Oh my god.
08:01Well there you go
08:01our big fart debate
08:02of the year.
08:03Yeah.
08:03We'll come to it.
08:04We'll come to it.
08:05We'll come to it.
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