Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about people who have been the victim of malicious farting and imagine what would happen to them if they let one slip around Lisa.
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00:00i mean i can't imagine this but has anyone been the victim of malicious farting at work
00:10has anyone else been the victim of malicious farting 1-855-954-6969 1-855-954-6969
00:20uh dan has a comment here have you dealt with a malicious farter
00:23hey penis long balls yes uh yeah my ex-wife was a malicious farter oh my god that's terrible
00:36she'd always fart in bed and then she'd cover my head with the blanket so i was
00:43you never know when you're with one you want to start that get the day you dutch oven me
00:50you're out the day i fart into a ziploc and put it over your head oh the day you dutch oven me is
00:56the day i fall for divorce yeah it's a totally different reaction if amber ever dutch oven me
01:03yeah i hope she does i hope she does there is no way there's no love strong enough female malicious
01:10farter i can i can appreciate what a crazy reason to get divorced yeah dutch oven reason for divorce
01:19dutch oven yeah do you hear about dave and amber
01:23dude i don't know what amber was thinking she got drunk
01:27she ate a bunch of spicy food and then she dutch oven dave last night
01:33he moved all of his stuff out
01:36he just threw it all away he threw it all away he doesn't want the kids
01:42he's living in an apartment yeah doesn't care
01:45i'd still see that no that's it
01:46you're just joining us a guy in australia filed a lawsuit now because he said his boss was bullying
01:54him by farting on him he wanted 1.4 million but a judge just dismissed the suit but we've been
01:59talking to victims of malicious farting and there are many of them every line is jammed i can't believe
02:04so many people have been victims of this hashtag me too movement um someone said oh they see the see
02:10what the hashtag should be hashtag me toot
02:13me too
02:14whoever texted that in that's genius brilliant work tweet out your story with hashtag me toot
02:24and we'll look it up that way um anonymous from mount clemens have you been the victim of malicious
02:29farting um i'm a victim and i'm the culprit as well um with my boyfriend we're pretty comfortable
02:35we've been in a relationship for about seven years and i mean we sneak farts on each other all the time
02:40there's this thing we do it's called cup of cheese you cup it and try and get it and hold it over
02:44their face oh yeah yeah i know the game of course if you're a brother you know the game you're a filthy
02:50bitch anonymous come on women should i'm all for women's rights and equality but you can't
02:56you can't sink to that level as a female that was a part of their relationship they both did
03:01it yeah it was equal i mean it's cup of cheese super super yeah cup it hashtag cup of cheese me
03:07too you imagine this damn you bitch imagine if i cup of cheese lisa just once if i cup of cheese
03:12no because that's like a sign of an animal like i would i don't know what would happen to me
03:19like there'd be four italian guys that showed up at my house one day
03:22either yeah hey uh heard about your little cheese incident oh look at you hey funny little
03:29cheese man you like uh you like cheese huh you like cheese in your face yeah well you're gonna drown
03:35in cheese exactly exactly i'm gonna find me in a vat of cheese well well well we're gonna sit you
03:43down in this chair we're gonna strap your arms down and then my big buddy tootie over here
03:48he's gonna put his butthole right on your mouth you hear and he's gonna keep a lot of cheese he is
03:54gassy he's gonna let it rip right in your mouth until we think this is right you understand your
04:01cheeks are puffing out cup of cheese lisa you don't do that i love that lisa said i don't know what
04:07would happen to you either yeah she's yeah she's with you yeah because what what do what would you
04:12do i don't even know what you would do if anyone cup of cheesed you at work i don't know what you'd
04:19do there would be yeah there'd be repercussions i feel like there'd be a car accident in the parking
04:24lot one dead body no witnesses you guys unfortunately chuck's truck blew up in the parking
04:30yeah exactly you're sad to announce no there's a wheel of cheese found on this you're gonna fill
04:36that cab of your truck so full of methane it's gonna explode you understand yeah i'll never do it
04:41again it's high on my priority list just making sure lisa never smells anything i think it's high
04:47luckily for lisa it's high on all of our priority list yeah something about protecting lisa from
04:52smells i was laughing so hard a little one slipped out and i was like oh my god oh well yeah
04:57you did yeah but luckily it was luckily there was no odor i never knew that i was like
05:05yeah you gotta watch oh there's times i clam up in here while we're on the air because it's all my
05:09focus has gone to just keep my butthole do you pray i do i'm like please please don't
05:14fart please don't fart i'm like if you fart in here lisa i don't know what's going on that's it
05:18i don't know i'd be honest i'd be like i know it was me oh this guy to my right uh
05:31andy yeah oh andy it was going so swimmingly i know everything was great everything was i tried so
05:39hard you look like you was starting to sweat on your brow oh i did sweat i did sweat and it just
05:45slipped right out and i'll never hey hey why don't you just get up and leave i try to disrespect
05:50lisa that way you should have just got up and left i was trying to respect her but i was also in the
05:54middle of a good dick joke i'll tell you i'm gonna tell you she's very upset she's very upset by this
06:01what's she gonna do do you want it quick yeah
06:06yes i do just end it
06:12all right get on the plastic
06:14all right let's make it quick get in the plastic bag here we go
06:21and i'll know if you ever freeze up oh yeah there's times i'll be like
06:25oh yeah you can't even look at you i've had to fully stop any kind of humor yeah in here i've been
06:33just like like the funniest thing on earth could happen and i would have been like yes i stopped
06:41laughing cold oh yeah yeah there's times where i'm like oh dave i hope we go to break i hope
06:46we go to break in my head i'm like oh i hope we go to break i don't know how much longer i can hold
06:51this