Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to share how a fart has ruined a moment for them and Chuck recalls when a fart ruined a movie for him.
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00:00how has a fart ruined something for you we have had this happen to us someone farted during our show
00:13and we had to shut it down we literally had to go to commercial break and try and evacuate the room
00:19so it happens what has happened for you 1-855-954-6969 this one in ninth grade gym class
00:27we were doing a push-up competition one of my classmates who was clearly straining
00:33let out the loudest fart i've ever heard in my life my god it echoed off every wall in the gym
00:42then the smell came oh it was loud and smelly total chaos everyone everyone was yelling trying to
00:54escape the gym i'll never forget the screams dude i remember during calisthenics before gym class i
00:59ripped a fart right in somebody's face holding my feet doing sit-ups oh my god you know it wasn't
01:04like a legendary fart but i still remember letting it rip right in the dude's face oh my god and he
01:09still remembers too yeah jim knows jim he'll never forget that smell um someone said the day saving
01:15private ryan came out my brother and sister went to see it the opening scene after the previews he
01:19ripped a heinous fart my sister said it was oddly fitting for the war scene but he did also clear
01:27a theater full of people who came to see this new release movie a whole theater theater you imagine
01:33there was a lot of people in that theater it was the day it came out movie listen when that guy
01:40when that guy farted next to me at tron when i went to see them when i went listen okay
01:48please dirty so the guy so this is wait you went by yourself i went by myself in my track pants i went
01:56to see tron and i went in the middle of the night i went like it was like an 11 30 show of tron
02:05right and i was i said to myself well no one will be at this show so a guy and his buddy stroll in
02:13and sit like just a few seats down i'm like are you serious right now and so the movie starts and
02:22i'm being nerds yes they were nerds you're at the midnight screening of the new tron movie
02:27lisa they were nerds lisa every one of us was an overweight nerd and these guys were loaded up
02:37with popcorn and and candy and um you couldn't honestly like when the preview was going on or
02:45the previews you couldn't even hear the previews because he was like viciously going through and
02:50opening all of his gotta open these and like going through like all it sounded like was crunching
02:56like uh potato chip bags and stuff like that i'm like oh he snuck more than just where did they sit
03:01you were how far away i was like i'm getting the best seat in the place so you know i went midway up
03:09yeah you know midway up right in the middle so these nerds and i mean there were more than just
03:14us uh in there you know like there was it was there was smattering of people in there but they chose
03:22the same row because they were like of course they're like well this is the perfect row and so
03:27i think they were about three like there were two seats in between me and then the guy was there
03:33and he's starting up so tron's starting up and tron's in the middle like it's it's going tron's
03:40going for a while and i'm like this movie it's just awesome it's awesome all these things i'm in a
03:47tron zone then all of a sudden it hits like a ton of bricks nerd fart tron nerd fart and i got so i
03:59was so mad because i couldn't even i couldn't even pay attention to the screen anymore i looked over at
04:04him and he was just just chewing his popcorn pretending nothing happened he knew it was
04:16was it bad it was lisa it was wretched it was wretched someone i'm not kidding worse than yours
04:24someone you said yours are pretty bad it was bad someone like four rows down was also in the
04:29middle and they did one of these like and they saw and i saw him and i was like
04:36oh yeah you point you made sure that oh yeah
04:40was it the only time he farted through the whole thing through tron or it was it was it was like a
04:50one massive mega blast and then either that just burned all of my
04:57my senses were just eliminated and he could have farted a hundred other times and it wouldn't have
05:03been as bad so you missed scenes of the movie yeah i mean luckily i've watched it 200 times since
05:08so i caught up on everything but it was it was a distracting a fart in a theater is a distracting
05:15moment it is yeah thank god i don't i think maybe once in my life i remember it happening i don't
05:20remember oh more than that god that would ruin the moment for sure i was furious
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