Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who robbed a McDonald's at gunpoint and was denied the nuggets he asked for because the staff said they were still only serving breakfast.
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00:00The Idiot Criminal of the Day
00:11A man has been jailed for robbing a McDonald's in England
00:15and making off with some cash
00:17and also some food, but not the food he wanted.
00:22Rudy Batten pleaded guilty to robbing a McDonald's.
00:25He claimed to have a gun. He demanded money from the register.
00:28He forced a manager to give him access to the McDonald's safe.
00:33On his way out, he also said,
00:34And I want 20 McNuggets.
00:37Not a bad idea right at the end.
00:40Unfortunately for him, McDonald's is really strict about what time lunch starts, right?
00:44He was too early.
00:45Oh my God.
00:46He was too early.
00:46There's a guy with a gun and he's still there.
00:48Like, we can't, dude.
00:49Let's can't do it.
00:50Like, I've got a gun.
00:52I have a gun. Make me numb.
00:54Breakfast doesn't start until 11 a.m.
00:57I will.
00:57There's nothing I can do.
00:59Full of holes.
01:00It's impossible.
01:02You're going to...
01:03This is a gun.
01:05You're going to have to shoot me because it's impossible.
01:09It's not 11 a.m.
01:12It's like 1046.
01:14I know.
01:14We got 14 minutes until we can get you breakfast.
01:18Calm down or shoot me.
01:22That's all I can do.
01:23We can get you McGriddles.
01:25Oh, I hate those things.
01:28No.
01:28I don't want that.
01:30A sausage biscuit?
01:31No.
01:32He settled for a double sausage McMuffin.
01:34Okay, double sausage McMuffin.
01:35Okay, we can do that.
01:37See?
01:37Common ground.
01:38We're finding common ground.
01:40It's taking way too long.
01:41The cops are going to be here.
01:42Jesus.
01:43Here you go.
01:45You want hash browns or no?
01:46Yeah, throw in some hash browns.
01:49Please.
01:50Please.
01:50Here you go.
01:53He got away with about 600 bucks from the restaurant and a double sausage McMuffin.
01:57He was identified by the cameras there and eventually turned himself in later that day.
02:02It turns out he was threatening his victims with an unloaded air pistol.
02:06It wasn't an actual gun.
02:07That's better.
02:08But...
02:08They didn't know that.
02:09No, you can't tell.
02:10A judge didn't take kindly to what he did.
02:13No.
02:13He's been sentenced to six years in prison.
02:16Yeah, it's armed robbery.
02:18There is his mugshot.
02:18That is hilarious.
02:19They won't bend on that.
02:20They will not.
02:21They won't.
02:22I have a gun.
02:24There's nothing that can be done.
02:26I will shoot.
02:28You're asking the impossible.
02:34Those are my thoughts.
02:36Not yours.
02:37I'm Dave Hunter.
02:38I'm Dave and Chuck the Freak.
02:39Oh, man.
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